首页 >出版文学> The Last Chronicle of Barset>第65章
  ’Ishan’tgonearSirRaffleBuffletomorrow,noryetthenextday。Youmustn’tsupposethatIamafraidofSirRaffleBuffle。’
  ’YouareonlyafraidofLilyDale。’FromallwhichitmaybeseenthatMrsArabinandJohnEameshadbecomeveryintimateontheirwayhome。
  ItwasthenarrangedthatheshouldcallonMrToogoodthatsamenightorearlynextmorning,andthatheshouldcometothehotelattwelveo’clockonthenextday。Goingalongoneofthepassageshepassedtwogentlemeninshovelhats,withveryblacknewcoatsandknee—breeches;
  andJohnnycouldnotbuthearafewwordswhichoneclericalgentlemansaidtotheother。’Shewasawomanofgreatenergy,ofwonderfulspirit,butafirebrand,mylord——acompletefirebrand!’ThenJohnnyknewthattheDeanofAwastalkingtotheBishopofBaboutthelateMrsProudie。
  CHAPTERLXXI
  MRTOOGOODATSILVERBRIDGE
  WewillnowgobacktoMrToogoodashestartedforSilverbridge,onthereceiptofMrsArabin’stelegramfromVenice。’IgavechequetoMrCrawley。Itwaspartofasumofmoney。WillwritetoArchdeaconGrantlytoday,andreturnhomeatonce。’ThatwasthetelegramwhichMrToogoodreceivedathisoffice,andonreceivingwhichheresolvedthathemuststarttoBarchesterimmediately。’Itisn’tcertainlywhatyouwouldcallapayingbusiness,’hesaidtohispartner,whocontinuedtogrumble;
  ’butitmustbedoneallthesame。Ifitdon’tgetintotheledgerinonewayitwillinanother。’SoMrToogoodstartedforSilverbridge,havingsenttohishouseinTavistockSquareforasmallbag,acleanshirt,andatoothbrush。Andashewentdowntotherailway—carriage,beforehewenttosleep,heturneditalloverinhismind。’Poordevil!
  Iwonderwhetheranymansufferedsomuchbefore。Andasforthatwoman——it’stenthousandpitiesthatsheshouldhavediedbeforesheheardit。Talkofheart—complaint!;she’dhavehadatouchofheart—
  complaintifshehadknownthis!’Then,ashewasspeculatinghowMrsArabincouldhavecomepossessedofthechequehewenttosleep。
  HemadeuphismindthatthefirstpersontobeseenwasMrWalker,andafterthathewould,ifpossible,gotoArchdeaconGrantly。HewasatfirstmindedtogoatoncetoHogglestock;butwhenherememberedhowverystrangeMrCrawleywasinallhisways,andtoldhimselfprofessionallythattelegramswerebutbadsourcesofevidenceonwhichtodependfordetails,hethoughtthatitwouldbesaferifhewerefirsttoseeMrWalker。Therewouldbeverylittledelay。Inadayortwothearchdeaconwouldreceivehisletter,andinadayortwoafterthatMrsArabinwouldprobablybeathome。
  ItwaslateintheeveningbeforeMrToogoodreachedthehouseoftheSilverbridgesolicitor,havingthetelegramcarefullyfoldedinhispocket;andhewasshownintothedining—roomwhiletheservanttookhisnameuptoMrWalker。Theclerksweregone,andtheofficewasclosed;
  andpersonscomingonbusinessatsuchtimes——astheyoftendidcometothathouse——werealwaysshownintotheparlour。’Idon’tknowwhethermastercanseeyoutonight,’saidthegirl;’butifhecan,he’llcomedown。’
  WhenthecardwasbroughtuptoMrWalkerhewassittingalonewithhiswife。’It’sToogood,’saidhe;’poorCrawley’scousin。’
  ’Iwonderwhetherhehasfoundanythingout,’saidMrsWalker。’Mayhenotcomeuphere?’ThenMrToogoodwassummonedintothedrawing—room,tothemaid’sastonishment;forMrToogoodhadmadenotoiletsacrificestothegoddessofgracewhopresidesovereveningsocietyinprovincialtowns——andpresentedhimselfwiththetelegraminhishand。’WehavefoundoutallaboutpoorCrawley’scheque,’hesaid,beforethemaid—servanthadclosedthedoor。’Lookatthat,’andhehandedthetelegramtoMrWalker。Thepoorgirlwasobligedtogo,thoughshewouldhavegivenoneherearstoknowtheexactcontentsofthatbitofpaper。
  ’Walker,whatisit?’saidhiswife,beforeWalkerhadhadtimetomakethecontentsofthedocumenthisown。
  ’HegotitfromMrsArabin,’saidToogood。
  ’No!’saidMrsWalker。’Ithoughtthatwasitallalong。’
  ’It’sapityyoudidn’tsaysobefore,’saidMrWalker。
  ’SoIdid;butalawyerthinksthatnobodycaneverseenanythingbuthimself;——beggingyourpardon,MrToogood,butIforgotyouwereoneofus。But,Walker,doreadit。’Thenthetelegramwasread;’IgavethechequetoMrCrawley。Itwaspartofasumofmoney’——withtherestofit。’Iknewitwouldcomeout,’saidMrsWalker。’Iwasquitesureofit。’
  ’Butwhythemischiefdidn’thesayso?’saidWalker。
  ’Hedidsayhegotitfromthedean,’saidToogood。
  ’Buthedidn’tgetitfromthedean;andthedeanclearlyknewnothingaboutit。’
  ’I’lltellyouwhatitis,’saidMrsWalker;’ithasbeensomeprivatetransactionbetweenMrCrawleyandMrsArabin,whichthedeanknewnothingabout;andsohewouldn’ttell。ImustsayIhonourhim。’
  ’Idon’tthinkithasbeenthat,’saidWalker。’HadheknownallthroughthatithadcomefromMrsArabin,hewouldneverhavesaidthatMrSoamesgaveittohim,andthenthatthedeangaveittohim。’
  ’Thetruthhasbeenthathehasknownnothingaboutit,’saidToogood;
  ’andweshallhavetotellhim。’
  AtthatmomentMaryWalkercameintotheroom,andMrsWalkercouldnotconstrainherself。’Mary,MrCrawleyisallright。Hedidn’tstealthecheque。MrsArabingaveittohim。’
  ’Whosaysso?Howdoyouknow?Oh,dear;Iamsohappy,ifit’strue。’
  ThenshesawMrToogoodandcurtseyed。
  ’Itisquitetrue,mydear,’saidMrWalker。’MrToogoodhashadamessagebythewiresfromMrsArabinatVenice。Sheiscominghomeatonce,andnodoubteverythingwillbeputright。Inthemeantime,itmaybeaquestionwhetherweshouldnotholdourtongues。MrCrawleyhimself,Isuppose,knowsnothingofityet?’
  ’Notaword,’saidToogood。
  ’Papa,ImusttellMissPrettyman,’saidMary。
  ’IshouldthinkthatprobablyallSilverbridgeknowsitbythistime,’
  saidMrsWalker,’becauseJanewasintheroomwhentheannouncementwasmade。Youmaybesurethateveryservantinthehousehasbeentold。’
  MaryWalker,notwaitingforanyfurthercommandfromherfather,hurriedoutoftheroomtoconveythesecrettoherspecialcircleoffriends。
  ItwasknownthroughoutSilverbridgethatnight,andindeeditmadesomuchcommotionthatitkeptmanypeopleforanhouroutoftheirbeds。
  Ladieswhowerenotinthehabitofgoingoutlateatnightwithouttheflyfromthe’GeorgeandVulture’,tiedtheirheadsupintheirhandkerchiefs,andhurriedupanddownthestreettotelleachotherthatthegreatsecrethadbeendiscovered,andthatintruthMrCrawleyhadnotstolenthecheque。Thesolutionofthemysterywasnotknowntoall——wasknownonthatnightonlytotheveryselectportionofthearistocracyofSilverbridgetowhomitwascommunicatedbyMaryWalkerorMissAnnePrettyman。ForMaryWalker,whenearnestlyentreatedbyJane,theparlour—maid,totellhersomethingmoreofthegreatnews,hadsofarrespectedherfather’scautionastosaynotawordaboutMrsArabin。’Isittrue,MissMary,thathedidn’tstealit?’Janeaskedimploringly。’Itistrue。Hedidnotstealit。’’Andwhodid,MissMary?
  IndeedIwon’ttellanybody。’’Nobody。Butdon’taskanymorequestions,forIwon’tanswerthem。Getmemyhatatonce,forIwanttogouptoMissPrettyman’s。’ThenJanegotMissWalker’shat,andimmediatelyafterwardsscamperedintothekitchenwiththenews。’Oh,law,cook,it’sallcomeout!MrCrawley’sasinnocentastheunbornbabe。Thegentlemanupstairswhat’sjustcome,andwashereoncebefore——forI
  know’dhimimmediate——Iheardhimsayso。Andmastersaidsotoo。’
  ’Didmastersaysohisownself?’askedthecook。
  ’Indeedhedid;andMissMarytoldmethesamethismoment。’
  ’Ifmastersaidso,thenthereain’tadoubtasthey’llfindhiminnocent。Andwhotook’d,Jane?’
  ’MissMarysaysasnobodydidn’tstealit。’
  ’That’snonsense,Jane。Itstandstoreasonassomebodyhaditashadn’toughttohavehadit。ButI’mgladasanythingashowthepoorreverendgent’llcomeoff;——Iam。Theytellsmeit’sweekssometimesbeforeabitofbutcher’smeatfindsitswayintohishouse。’Thenthegroomandthehousemaidandthecook,oneafteranother,tookoccasiontoslipoutoftheback—door,andpoorJane,whohadreallybeentheownerofthenews,waslefttoanswerthebell。
  MissWalkerfoundthetwoMissPrettymanssittingtogetherovertheiraccountsintheelderMissPrettyman’sprivateroom。AndshecouldseeatoncebysignswhichwerenotunfamiliartoherthatMissAnnePrettymanwasbeingscolded。ItoftenhappenedthatMissAnnePrettymanwasscolded,especiallywhentheaccountswerebroughtoutuponthetable。’Sister,theyareillegible,’MaryWalkerheard,astheservantopenedthedoorforher。
  ’Idon’tthinkit’squitesobadasthat,’saidMissAnne,unabletorestrainherdefence。Then,asMaryenteredtheroom,MissPrettymantheelderlaidherhandsdownoncertainbooksandpapersasthoughtohidethemfromprofaneeyes。
  ’Iamgladtoseeyou,Mary,’saidMissPrettymangravely。
  ’I’vebroughtsuchapieceofnews,’saidMary。’Iknewyou’dbegladtohearit,soIventuredtodisturbyou。’
  ’Isitgoodnews?’saidAnnePrettyman。
  ’Verygoodnews。MrCrawleyisinnocent。’
  Boththeladiessprangontotheirlegs。EvenMissPrettymanherselfjumpedupontoherlegs。’No!’saidAnne。’Yourfatherhasdiscoveredit?’saidMissPrettyman。
  ’Notexactlythat。MrToogoodhascomedownfromLondontotellhim。
  MrToogood,youknow,isMrCrawley’scousin;andheisalawyer,likepapa。’Itmaybeobservedthatladiesbelongingtothefamiliesofsolicitorsalwaystalkaboutlawyers,andneveraboutattorneysorbarristers。
  ’AnddoesMrToogoodsaythatMrCrawleyisinnocent?’askedMissPrettyman。
  ’HehashearditbyamessagefromMrsArabin。Butyoumustn’tmentionthis。Youwon’t,please,becausepapaaskedmenot。ItoldhimthatI
  shouldtellyou。’Then,forthefirsttime,thefrownpassedawayentirelyfromMissPrettyman’sface,andthepapersandaccountbookswerepushedaside,asbeingofnomoment。Marycontinuedherstoryalmostinawhisper。’ItwasMrsArabinwhosentthechequetoMrCrawley。Shesayssoherself。SothatmakesMrCrawleyquiteinnocent。I
  amsoglad。’
  ’Butisn’titoddhedidn’tsayso?’saidMissPrettyman。
  ’Nevertheless,it’strue。’saidMary。
  ’Perhapsheforgot,’saidAnnePrettyman。
  ’Mendon’tforgetsuchthingsasthat,’saidtheeldersister。
  ’IreallydothinkthatMrCrawleycouldforgetanything,’saidtheyoungersister。
  ’Youmaybesureit’strue,’saidMaryWalker,’becausepapasaidso。’
  ’Ifhesaidso,itmustbetrue,’saidMissPrettyman;’andIamrejoiced。Ireallyamrejoiced。Poorman!Poorill—usedman!Andnobodyhaseverbelievedthathehasreallybeenguilty,eventhoughtheymayhavethoughtthathespentthemoneywithoutanyproperrighttoit。Andnowhewillgetoff。But,dearme,Mary,MrSmithetoldmeyesterdaythathehadalreadygivenuphisliving,andthatMrSpooner,theminorcanon,wastryingtogetitfromthedean。ButthatwasbecauseMrSpoonerandMrsProudiehadquarrelled;andasMrsProudieisgone,MrSpoonerverylikelywon’twanttomovenow。’
  ’They’llnevergoandputanybodyinHogglestock,Annabella,overMrCrawley’shead,’saidAnne。
  ’Ididn’tsaythattheywould。SurelyImaybeallowedtorepeatwhatI
  hear,likeanotherperson,withoutbeingsnappedup。’
  ’Ididn’tmeantosnapyouup,Annabella。’
  ’You’realwayssnappingmeup。Butifthisistrue,IcannotsayhowgladIam。MypoorGrace!Now,Isuppose,therewillbenodifficulty,andGracewillbecomeagreatlady。’ThentheydiscussedveryminutelythechancesofGraceCrawley’spromotion。
  JohnWalker,MrWinthrop,andseveralothersofthechosenspiritsofSilverbridge,wereplayingwhistataprovincialclub,whichhadestablisheditselfinthetown,whenthenewswasbroughttothem。
  ThoughMrWinthropwasthepartnerofthegreatWalker,andthoughJohnWalkerwasthegreatman’sson,Ifearthatthenewsreachedtheirearsinbutanunderhandsortofway。Asforthegreatmanhimself,heneverwentneartheclub,preferringhisslippersandteaathome。TheWalkeriangroom,rushingupthestreettothe’GeorgeandVulture’,pausedamomenttotellhistidingstotheclubporter;fromtheclubporteritwaswhisperedrespectfullytotheSilverbridgeapothecary,who,byspecialgrace,wasamemberoftheclub——andwasbyhimrepeatedwithmuchcautioussolemnityoverthecard—table。’Whotoldyouthat,Balsam?’saidJohnWalker,throwingdownhiscards。
  ’I’vejustheardit,’saidBalsam。
  ’Idon’tbelieveit,’saidJohn。
  ’Ishouldn’twonderifit’strue,’saidWinthrop。’Ialwayssaidthatsomethingwouldturnup。’
  ’Willyoubetthreetooneheisnotfoundguilty?’saidJohnWalker。
  ’Done,’saidWinthrop;’inpounds。’Thatmorningtheoddsintheclubagainsttheeventhadbeenonlytwotoone。Butasthematterwasdiscussed,themenintheclubbegantobelievethetidings,andbeforehewenthome,JohnWalkerwouldhavebeengladtohedgehisbetonanyterms。Afterhehadspokentohisfather,hegavehismoneyupforlost。
  ButMrWalker——thegreatWalker——hadmoretodothatnightbeforehissoncamehomefromtheclub。HeandMrToogoodagreedthatitwouldberightthattheyshouldseeDrTempestatonce,andtheywentovertogethertotherectory。Itwaspasttenatthistime,andtheyfoundthedoctoralmostintheactofputtingoutthecandlesforthenight。
  ’Icouldnotbutcometoyou,doctor,’saidMrWalker,’withthenewsthatmyfriendhasbrought。MrsArabingavethechequetoCrawley。Hereisatelegramfromhersayingso。’Andthetelegramwashandedtothedoctor。
  Hestoodperfectlysilentforafewminutes,readingitoverandoveragain。’Iseeitall,’hesaid,whenhespokeatlast。’Iseeitallnow;andImustownIwasneverbeforesomuchpuzzledinmylife。’
  ’IownIcan’tseewhysheshouldhavegivenhimMrSoames’scheque,’
  saidMrWalker。
  ’Ican’tsaywhereshegotit,andIownIdon’tmuchcare,’saidDrTempest。’ButIdon’tdoubtbutwhatshegavehimwithouttellingthedean,andthatCrawleythoughtitcamefromthedean。I’mveryglad。I
  am,indeed,veryglad。IdonotknowthatIeverpitiedamansomuchinmylifeasIhavepitiedMrCrawley。’
  ’Itmusthavebeenahardcasewhenithasmovedhim,’saidMrWalkertoToogoodastheylefttheclergyman’shouse;andthentheSilverbridgeattorneysawtheattorneyfromLondonhometotheinn。
  ItwasthegeneralopinionatSilverbridgethatthenewsfromVeniceoughttobecommunicatedtotheCrawleysbyMajorGrantly。MaryWalkerhadexpressedthisopinionverystrongly,andhermotherhadagreedwithher。MissPrettymanalsofeltthatpoeticaljustice,or,atleast,theromanceofjustice,demandedthis;and,asshetoldhersisterAnneafterMaryWalkerlefther,shewasoftheopinionthatsuchanarrangementmighttendtomakethingssafe。’Idothinkheisanhonestmanandafinefellow,’saidMissPrettyman;’but,mydear,youknowwhattheproverbsays,"There’smanyaslip’twixtcupandlip"。’MissPrettymanthoughtthananythingwhichmightbedonetopreventaslipoughttobedone。TheideathatthepleasanttaskoftakingthenewsouttoHogglestockoughttobeconfidedtoMajorGrantlywasverygeneral;
  butthenMrWalkerwasoftheopinionthatthenewsoughtnottobetakentoHogglestockatalltillsomethingmorecertainthanthetelegramhadreachedthem。EarlyonthefollowingmorningthetwolawyersshouldgooveratoncetoBarchester,andthattheSilverbridgelawyershouldseeMajorGrantly。MrToogoodwasstilloftheopinionthatwithduediligencesomethingmightyetbelearnedastothechequebyinquiryamongthedenizensof’TheDragonofWantly’;andhisopiniontothiseffectwasstrongerthaneverwhenhelearnedfromMrWalkerthatthe’DragonofWantly’belongedtoMrsArabin。
  MrWalker,afterbreakfast,hadhimselfdrivenupinhisopencarriagetoCosbyLodge,and,asheenteredthegates,observedthattheauctioneer’sbillsastothesalehadbeenpulleddown。TheMrWalkersoftheworldknoweverything,andourMrWalkerhadquiteunderstoodthatthemajorwasleavingCosbyLodgebecauseofsomemisunderstandingwithhisfather。Theexactnatureofthemisunderstandinghedidnotknow,eventhoughhewasMrWalker,buthadlittledoubtthatitreferredinsometoGraceCrawley。Itthearchdeacon’sobjectiontoGracearosefromtheimputationagainstthefather,thatobjectionwouldnowberemoved,buttheabolitionoftheposterscouldnotasyethavebeenowingtoanysuchcauseasthat。MrWalkerfoundthemajoratthegateofthefarmyardattachedtoCosbyLodge,andperceivedthatatthatverymomenthewasengagedinsuperintendingtheabolitionofsundryotherauctioneer’sbillsfromsundryposts。’Whatisallthisabout?’
  saidMrWalker,greetingthemajor。’Istheretobenosaleafterall?’
  ’Ithasbeenpostponed,’saidthemajor。
  ’Postponedforgood,Ihope?Billtobereadagainthisdaysixmonths!’saidMrWalker。
  ’Iratherthinknot。Butcircumstanceshaveinducedmetohavetoputitoff。’
  MrWalkerhadgotoutofthecarriage,andhadtakenMajorGrantlyaside。’Justcomealittlefurther,’hesaid;’I’vesomethingspecialtotellyou。NewsreachedmelastnightwhichwillclearMrCrawleyaltogether。Weknownowwherehegotthecheque。’
  ’Youdon’ttellmeso!’
  ’Yes,Ido。Andthoughthenewshadreachedusinsuchawaythatwecannotactuponittillit’sconfirmed,Idonotintheleastdoubtit。’
  ’Andhowdidhegetit?’
  ’Youcannotguess?’
  ’Notintheleast,’saidthemajor;’unless,afterall,Soamesgaveittohim。’
  ’Soamesdidnotgiveittohim,butMrsArabindid。’
  ’MrsArabin?’
  ’Yes,MrsArabin。’
  ’Notthedean?’
  ’No,notthedean。Whatweknowisthis,thatyouraunthastelegraphedtoCrawley’scousin,Toogood,tosaythatshegaveCrawleythecheque,andthatshehaswrittentoyourfatheraboutitatlength。WedonotliketotellCrawleytillthatletterhasbeenreceived。Itissoeasy,youknow,tomisunderstandatelegram,andthewrongcopyingofawordmaymakesuchamistake!’
  ’Whenwasitreceived?’
  ’ToogoodreceiveditinLondononlyyesterdaymorning。Yourfatherwillnotgethisletter,asIcalculate,tillthedayaftertomorrow。But,perhaps,youhadbettergoovertoseehim,andpreparehimforit。
  ToogoodhasgonetoBarchesterthismorning。’TothispropositionGrantlymadenoimmediateanswer。Hecouldnotbutrememberthetermsonwhichhehadlefthisfather;andthoughhehad,mostunwillingly,pulleddowntheauctioneer’sbills,incompliancewithhismother’slastprayertohim——and,indeed,hadangrilytoldtheauctioneertosendhimhisbillwhentheauctioneerhaddemurredtotheseproceedings——
  neverthelesshewashardlypreparedtodiscussthematterofMrCrawleywithhisfatherinpleasantwords——inwordswhichshouldbefullofrejoicing。Itwasagreatthingforhim,HenryGrantly,thatMrCrawleyshouldbeinnocent,andhedidrejoice;buthehadintendedhisfathertounderstandthathemeanttopersevere,whetherMrCrawleywereinnocentorguilty,andthushewouldnowloseanopportunityforestablishinghisobstinacy——anopportunitywhichhadnotbeenwithoutacharmforhim。Hemustconsolehimselfasbesthemightwiththereturningprospectofassuredprosperity,andwithhisrenewedhopesastothePlumsteadfoxes!’Wethink,major,thatwhenthetimecomesyououghttobethebearerofthenewstoHogglestock,’saidMrWalker。ThenthemajordidundertaketoconveythenewstoHogglestock,buthemadenopromiseastogoingovertoPlumstead。
  CHAPTERLXXII
  MRTOOGOODAT’THEDRAGONOFWANTLY’
  InaccordancewithhisarrangementwithMrWalker,MrToogoodwentovertoBarchesterearlyinthemorningandputhimselfupat’TheDragonofWantly’。Henowknewthefollowingfacts:thatMrSoames,whenhelostthecheque,hadhadwithhimoneoftheservantsfromthatinn——thatthemanwhohadbeenwithMrSoameshadgonetoNewZealand——thatthechequehadfounditswayintothehandsofMrsArabin,andthatMrsArabinwastheowneroftheinninquestion。Somuchhebelievedtobewithinhisknowledge,andifhisknowledgeshouldprovetobecorrect,hisworkwouldbedoneasfarasMrCrawleywasconcerned。IfMrCrawleyhadnotstolenthecheque,andifthatcouldbeproved,itwouldbeaquestionofnogreatmomenttoMrToogoodwhohadstolenit。Buthewasasportsmaninhisownlinewholikedtoaccountforhisownfox。AshewasdownatBarchester,hethoughtthathemightaswelllearnhowthechequehadgotintoMrsArabin’shands。Nodoubtthatforherownpossessionofitshewouldbeabletoaccountonherreturn。Butitmightbewellthatheshouldbepreparedwithanysmallcircumstantialdetailswhichhemightbeabletopickupattheinn。
  HereachedBarchesterbeforebreakfast,andinorderinghisteaandtoast,remindedtheoldwaiterwiththedirtytowelofhisformeracquaintancewithhim。’Irememberyou,sir,’saidtheoldwaiter。’I
  rememberyouverywell。YouwasaskingquestionsaboutthechequewhichMrSoameslostbeforeChristmas。’MrToogoodcertainlyhadaskedonequestiononthesubject。HehadinquiredwhetheracertainmanwhohadgonetoNewZealandhadbeenthepost—boywhoaccompaniedMrSoameswhenthechequewaslost;andthewaiterhadprofessedtoknownothingaboutMrSoamesorthecheque。Henowperceivedatoncethatthegistofthequestionhadremainedintheoldman’smind,andthathewasrecognisedasbeinginsomewayconnectedwiththelostmoney。
  ’DidI?Ah,yes;IthinkIdid。AndIthinkyoutoldmethathewastheman?’
  ’No,sir;Inevertoldyouthat。’
  ’Thenyoutoldmehewasn’t。’
  ’NorIdidn’ttellyouthatneither,’saidthewaiterangrily。
  ’Thenwhatthedevildidyoutellme?’Tothisfurtherquestionthewaitersulkilydeclinedtogiveanyanswer,andsoonafterwardslefttheroom。Toogood,assoonashehaddonehisbreakfast,rangthebell,andthesamemanappeared。’WillyoutellMrStringerthatIshouldbegladtoseehimifhe’sdisengaged,’saidMrToogood。’Iknowhe’sbadwiththegout,andthereforeifhe’llallowme,I’llgotohiminsteadofhiscomingtome。’MrStringerwasthelandlordoftheinn。Thewaiterhesitatedamoment,andthendeclaredthattothebestofhisbeliefhismasterwasnotdown。Hewouldgoandsee。Toogood,however,wouldnotwaitforthat;butrisingquicklyandpassingthewaiter,crossedthehallfromthecoffee—room,andenteredwhatwascalledthebar。Thebarwasasmallroomconnectedwiththehallbyalargeopenwindow,atwhichordersforroomsweregivenandcashwaspaid,andglassesofbeerwereconsumed——andagooddealofmiscellaneousconversationwascarriedon。Thebarmaidwashereatthewindow,andtherewasalso,inthecorneroftheroom,amanatadeskwitharednose。ToogoodknewthatthemanatthedeskwiththerednosewasMrStringer’sclerk。Somuchhehadlearnedinhisformerrummagingabouttheinn。Andhealsorememberedatthismomentthathehadobservedthemanwiththerednosestandingunderanarrowarchwayinthecloseashewascomingoutofthedeanery,ontheoccasionofhisvisittoMrHarding。Ithadnotoccurredtohimthenthatthemanwiththerednosewaswatchinghim,butitdidoccurtohimnowthatthemanwiththerednosehadbeenthere,underthearch,withtheexpresspurposeofwatchinghimonthatoccasion。MrToogoodpassedquicklythroughthebarintotheinnerparlour,inwhichwassittingMrStringer,thelandlord,proppedamonghiscushions。
  Toogood,asheenteredthehotel,hadseenMrStringersoplaced,throughthetwodoors,whichatthatmomenthadbothhappenedtobeopen。Heknewthereforethathisoldfriendthewaiterhadnotbeenquitetruetohiminsuggestingthathismasterwasnotasyetdown。AsToogoodcastaglanceofhiseyeonthemanwiththerednose,hetoldhimselftheoldstoryoftheapparitionunderthearchway。
  ’MrStringer,’saidMrToogoodtothelandlord,’IhopeI’mnotintruding。’
  ’Ohdear,nosir,’saidtheforlornman。’Nobodyeverintrudescominginhere。I’malwayshappytoseegentlemen——only,mostly,I’msobadwiththegout。’
  ’Haveyougotasharptouchofitnow,MrStringer?’
  ’Notjusttoday,sir。I’vebeenalittleeasiersinceSaturday。Theworstofthisburstisover。ButLordblessyou,sir,itdon’tleaveme——notforasinglefortnightatatime,now;itdon’t。Anditain’twhatIdrink,noritain’twhatIeat。’
  ’Constitutional,Isuppose?’saidToogood。
  ’Lookhere,sir’;andStringershowedhisvisitorthechalkstonesinallhisknuckles。’TheysayI’mamassofchalk。Isometimesthinkthey’llbreakmeuptomarkthescoresbehindmyowndoorwith。’AndMrStringerlaughedathisownwit。