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  MrToogoodlaughedtoo。Helaughedloudandcheerily。Andthenheaskedasuddenquestion,keepinghiseyeashedidsouponalittlesquareopenwindowwhichcommunicatedbetweenthelandlord’sprivateroomandthebar。Throughthissmallaperturehecouldseeashestoodaportionofthehatwornbythemanwiththerednose。Sincehehadbeenintheroomwiththelandlord,themanwiththerednosehadmovedhisheadtwice,oneachoccasiondrawinghimselfcloserintohiscorner;butMrToogood,bymovingalso,hadstillcontrivedtokeepamorselofthathatinsight。Helaughedcheerilyatthelandlord’sjoke,andthenheaskedasuddenquestion——lookingatthemorselofthathatashedidso。
  ’MrStringer,’saidhe,’howdoyoupayyourrent,andtowhomdoyoupayit?’Therewasimmediatelyajerkinthehat,andthenitdisappeared。Toogood,steppingtotheopendoor,sawthatthered—nosedclerkhadtakenhishatoffandwasverybusyathisaccounts。
  ’HowdoIpaymyrent?’saidMrStringer,thelandlord。’Well,sir,sincethiscursedgouthasbeensobad,it’shardenoughtopayitatallsometimes。Youain’theretolookforit,sir,areyou?’
  ’NotI,’saidToogood。’Itwasonlyachancequestion。’HefeltthathehadnothingmoretodowithMrStringer,thelandlord。MrStringer,thelandlord,knewnothingaboutMrSoames’scheque。’What’sthenameofyourclerk?’saidhe。
  ’Thenameofmyclerk?’saidMrStringer。’Whydoyouwanttoknowthenameofmyclerk?’
  ’Doesheeverpaytherentforyou?’
  ’Well,yes;hedoes,attimes。Hepaysitintothebankfortheladyasownsthishouse。Isthereanyreasonforyouaskingthesequestions,sir。Itisn’tusual,youknow,forastranger,sir。’
  Toogoodthewholeofthistimewasstandingwithhiseyeuponthered—nosedman,andthered—nosedmancouldnotmove。Thered—nosedmanheardallthequestionsandthelandlord’sanswers,andcouldnotevenpretendthathedidnothearthem。’Iammycousin’sclerk,’saidhe,puttingonhishat,andcominguptoMrToogoodwithaswagger。’MynameisDanStringer,andI’mMrJohnStringer’scousin。I’velivedwithMrJohnStringerfortwelveyearandmore,andI’ma’mostaswellknowninBarchesterashimself。Haveyouanythingtosaytome,sir?’
  ’Well,yes;Ihave,’saidToogood。
  ’Ibelieveyou’retheoneofthemattorneysfromLondon?’saidMrDanStringer。
  ’That’strue。IamanattorneyfromLondon。’
  ’Ihopethere’snothingwrong?’saidthegoutyman,tryingtogetoffhischair,butnotsucceeding。’Ifthereisanythingwrongerthanusual,Dan,dotellme。Isthereanythingwrong,sir?’andthelandlordappealedpiteouslytoMrToogood。
  ’Neveryoumind,John,’saidDan。’Youkeepyourselfquiet,anddon’tanswernoneofhisquestions。He’soneofthemlowsort,heis。Iknowhim。IknowedhimforwhatheisdirectlyIsawhim。Ferretingabout——that’shisgame;toseeifthere’sanythingtobegot。’
  ’Butwhatisheferretingfor?’saidMrJohnStringer。
  ’I’mferretingforMrSoames’schequefortwentypounds,’saidMrToogood。
  ’That’sthechequetheparsonstole,’saidDanStringer。’He’stobetriedforitatthe’sizes。’
  ’You’veheardaboutMrSoamesandhischeque,andaboutMrCrawley,I
  daresay?’saidMrToogood。
  ’I’veheardadealaboutthem,’saidthelandlord。
  ’Andso,Idaresay,haveyou?’saidToogood,turningtoDanStringer。
  ButDanStringerdidnotseeminclinedtocarryontheconversationanyfurther。Whenhewashardlypressed,hedeclaredthathejusthadheardthattherewassomeparsonintroubleaboutasumofmoney;butthatheknewnomoreaboutitthanthat。Hedidn’tknowwhetheritwasachequeoranotethattheparsonhadtaken,andhadneverbeensufficientlyinterestedinthemattertomakeanyinquiry。
  ’Butyou’vejustsaidthatMrSoames’schequewasthechequetheparsonstole,’saidtheastonishedlandlord,turningwithopeneyes,uponhiscousin。
  ’Youbeblowed,’saidDanStringer,theclerk,toMrJohnStringer,thelandlord;andthenwalkedoutoftheroombacktothebar。
  ’Iunderstandnothingaboutit——nothingatall,’saidthegoutyman。
  ’Iunderstandnearlyallaboutit,’saidMrToogood,followingthered—nosedclerk。Therewasnonecessitythatheshouldtroublethelandlordanyfurther。Helefttheroom,andwentthroughthebar,andashepassedoutalongthehall,hefoundDanStringerwithhishatontalkingtothewaiter。Thewaiterimmediatelypulledhimselfup,andadjustedhisdirtynapkinunderhisarm,afterthefashionofwaiters,andshowedthatheintendedtobeciviltothecustomersofthehouse。
  Butheoftherednosecockedhishat,andlookedwithinsolenceatMrToogood,anddefiedhim。’There’snothingIdohatesomuchasthemlow—bredOldBaileyattorneys,’saidMrDanStringertothewaiter,inavoiceintendedtoreachMrToogood’sears。ThenMrToogoodtoldhimselfthatDanStringerwasnotthethiefhimself,andthatitmightbeverydifficulttoprovethatDanhadevenbeenthereceiverofstolengoods。
  Hehad,however,nodoubtinhisownmindbutthatsuchwasthecase。
  Hefirstwenttothepoliceoffice,andthereexplainedhisbusiness。
  NobodyatthepoliceofficepretendedtoforgetMrSoames’scheque,orMrCrawley’sposition。Theconstablewentsofarastoswearthattherewasn’taman,woman,orchildinallBarchesterwhowasnottalkingofMrCrawleyatthatpresentmoment。ThenMrToogoodwentwiththeconstabletotheprivatehouseofthemayor,andhadalittleconversationwiththemayor。’Notguilty!’saidthemayor,withincredulity,whenhefirstheardthenewsaboutCrawley。ButwhenheheardMrToogood’sstory,orasmuchofitasitwasnecessarythatheshouldhear,heyieldedreluctantly。’Dear,dear!’hesaid。’I’dhavebetanything’twashewhostoleit。’Andafterthathemayorwasquitesad。OnlyletusthinkwhatacomfortableexcitementitwouldcreatethroughoutEnglandifitwassurmisedthatanarchbishophadforgedadeed;andhowEnglandwouldlosewhenitwasdiscoveredthatthearchbishopwasinnocent!AsthearchbishopandhisforgerywouldbetoEngland,sowasMrCrawleyandthechequefortwentypoundstoBarchesteranditsmayor。Nevertheless,themayorpromisedhisassistancetoMrToogood。
  MrToogood,stillneglectinghisred—nosedfriend,wentnexttothedeanery,hopingthathemightagainseeMrHarding。MrHardingwas,hewastold,tooilltobeseen。MrHarding,MrsBaxtersaid,couldneverbeseennowbystrangers,noryetbyfriends,unlesstheywereveryoldfriends。’There’sbeenadealofchangesinceyouwereherelast,sire。
  Irememberyoucoming,sir。YouweretalkingtoMrHardingaboutthepoorclergymanasistobetried。’HedidnotstoptotellMrsBaxterthewholestoryofMrCrawley’sinnocence;buthavinglearnedthatamessagehadbeenreceivedtosaythatMrsArabinwouldbehomeonthenextTuesday——thisbeingFriday——hetookhisleaveofMrsBaxter。HisnextvisitwastoMrSoames,wholivedthreemilesoutinthecountry。
  HefounditverydifficulttoconvinceMrSoames。MrSoameswasmorestaunchinhisbeliefofMrCrawley’sguiltthananyonewhomToogoodhadyetencountered。’Inevertookthechequeoutofhishouse,’saidMrSoames。’Butyouhavenotstatedthatonoath,’saidMrToogood。’No,’
  rejoinedtheother;’andIneverwill。Ican’tsweartoit;butyetI’msureofit。’HeacknowledgedthathehadbeendrivenbyamannamedScuttle,andthatScuttlemighthavepickedupthecheque,ifithadbeendroppedinthegig。Butthechequehadnotbeendroppedinthegig。
  ThechequehadbeendroppedinMrCrawley’shouse。’WhydidhesaythenthatIpaidittohim?’saidMrSoames,whenMrToogoodspokeconfidentlyofMrCrawley’sinnocence。’Ah,whyindeed?’answeredToogood。’Ifhehadnotbeenfoolenoughtodothat,weshouldhavebeensavedallthistrouble。Allthesame,hedidnotstealyourmoney,MrSoames;andJemScuttledidstealit。Unfortunately,JemScuttleisinNewZealandbythistime。’’Ofcourse,itispossible,’saidMrSoames,ashebowedMrToogoodout。MrSoamesdidnotlikeMrToogood。
  ThateveningagentlemanwitharednoseaskedattheBarchesterstationforasecond—classticketforLondonbytheupnight—mailtrain。Hewaswell—knownatthestation,andthestation—mastermadesomelittleinquiry。’AllthewaytoLondontonight,MrStringer?’hesaid。
  ’Yes——alltheway,’saidthered—nosedmansulkily。
  ’Idon’tthinkyou’dbettergouptoLondontonight,MrStringer,’saidatallman,steppingoutofthedoorofthebooking—office。’Ithinkyou’dbettercomebackwithmetoBarchester。Idoindeed。’Therewassomelittleargumentontheoccasion;butthestranger,whowasadetectivepoliceman,carriedhispoint,andMrDanStringerdidreturntoBarchester。
  CHAPTERLXXIII
  THEREISCOMFORTATPLUMSTEAD
  HenryGrantlyhadwrittenthefollowingshortlettertoMrsGrantlywhenhehadmadeuphismindtopulldowntheauctioneer’sbills。’DEAR
  MOTHER——Ihavepostponedthesale,notlikingtorefuseyouanything。AsfarasIcansee,IshallbeforcedtoleaveCosbyLodge,asIcertainlyshalldoallIcantomakeGraceCrawleymywife。Isaythisthattheremaybenomisunderstandingwithmyfather。Theauctioneerhaspromisedtohavethebillsremoved。——Youraffectionateson,HENRYGRANTLY’
  ThishadbeenwrittenbythemajorontheFridaybeforeMrWalkerhadbroughtuptohimthetidingsofMrToogoodandMrsArabin’ssolutionoftheCrawleydifficulty;butitdidnotreachPlumsteadtillthefollowingmorning。MrsGrantlyimmediatelytookthegladnewsaboutthesaletoherhusband——notofcourseshowinghimtheletter,beingfartoowiseforthat,andgivinghimcreditforbeingtoowisetoaskforit。
  ’Henryhasarrangedwiththeauctioneer,’shesaidjoyfully;’andthebillshavebeenallpulleddown。’
  ’Howdoyouknow?’
  ’I’vejustheardfromhim。Hehastoldmeso。Come,mydear,letmehavethepleasureofhearingyousaythatthingsshallbepleasantagainbetweenyouandhim。Hehasyielded。’
  ’Idon’tseemuchyieldinginit。’
  ’Hehasdonewhatyouwanted。Whatmorecanhedo?’
  ’Iwanthimtocomeoverhere,andtakeaninterestinthings,andnottreatmeasthoughIwereanobody。’WithinanhourofthisthemajorhadarrivedatPlumstead,ladenwiththestoryofMrsArabinandthecheque,andofMrCrawley’sinnocence——ladennotonlywithsuchtidingsashehadreceivedfromMrWalker,butalsowithfurtherdetails,whichhadreceivedfromMrToogood。ForhehadcomethroughBarchester,andhadseenMrToogoodonhisway。ThiswasontheSaturdaymorning,andhehadbreakfastedwithMrToogoodat’TheDragonofWantly’。MrToogoodhadtoldhimofhissuspicions——howthered—nosedmanhadbeenstoppedandhadbeensummonedasawitnessforMrCrawley’strial——andhowhewasnowundersurveillanceofthepolice。Grantlyhadnotcaredverymuchaboutthered—nosedman,confininghispresentsolicitudetothequestionwhetherGraceCrawley’sfatherwouldcertainlybeshowntohavebeeninnocentofthetheft。’There’snotadoubtaboutit,major,’saidMrToogood;’noadoubtonearth。Butwe’dbetterbealittlequiettillyourauntcomeshome——justalittlequiet。’InspiteofhisdesireforquiescenceMrToogoodconsentedtoarevelationbeingatoncemadetothearchdeaconandMrsGrantly。’AndI’lltellyouwhat,major;assoonaseverMrsArabinishere,andhasgivenusherownwordtoacton,youandIwillgoovertoHogglestockandastonishthem。Ishouldliketogomyself,because,yousee,MrsCrawleyismycousin,andwehavetakenalittletroubleaboutthismatter。’Tothisthemajorassented;buthealtogetherdeclinedtoassistinMrToogood’sspeculationsrespectingtheunfortunateDanStringer。Itwasagreedbetweenthemthatforthepresentnovisitshouldbemadetothepalace,asitwasthoughtthatMrThumblehadbetterbeallowedtogotoHogglestockdutiesonthenextSunday。Asmatterswent,however,MrThumbledidnotdoso。HehadpaidhislastvisittoHogglestock。
  ItmaybeaswelltoexplainherethattheunfortunateMrSnapperwasconstrainedtogoouttoHogglestockontheSundaywhichwasnowapproaching——whichfelloutasfollows。ItmightbeallverywellforMrToogoodtoarrangethathewouldnottellthispersonorthatpersonofthenewswhichhehadbroughtdownfromLondon;butashehadtoldthepoliceatBarchester,ofcoursethetalefounditswaytothepalace。MrThumbleheardit,andhavingcomebythistimethoroughlytohateHogglestockandallthatbelongedtoit,hepleadedtoMrSnapperthatthisreportofferedamplereasonwhyheneednotagainvisitthatdetestedparish。MrSnapperdidnotseeitinthesamelight。’YoumaybesureMrCrawleywillnotgetintothepulpitafterhisresignation,MrThumble。’
  ’Hisresignationmeansnothing,’saidThumble。
  ’Itmeansagreatdeal,’saidSnapper;’andthedutiesmustbeprovidedfor。’
  ’Iwon’tprovideforthem,’saidThumble;’andsoyoumaytellthebishop。’InthesedaysMrThumblewasveryangrywiththebishop,forthebishophadnotyetseenhimsincethedeathofMrsProudie。
  MrSnapperhadnoalternativebuttogotothebishop。Thebishopinthesedayswasverymildtothosewhomhesaw,givenbuttofewwords,andalittleastray——asthoughhehadhadoneofhislimbscutoff——asMrSnapperexpressedittoMrsSnapper。’Ishouldn’twonderifhefeltasthoughallhislimbswerecutoff,’saidMrsSnapper;’youmustgivehimtime,andhe’llcomeroundby—and—by。’IaminclinedtothinkthatMrsSnapper’sopinionofthebishop’sfeelingsandconditionwascorrect。InhisdifficultyrespectingHogglestockandMrThumble,MrSnapperwenttothebishop,andspokeperhapsalittletooharshlyofMrThumble。
  ’Ithink,uponthewhole,Snapper,thatyouhadbettergoyourself,’
  saidthebishop。
  ’Doyouthinkso,mylord?’saidSnapper。’Itwillbeinconvenient。’
  ’Everythingisinconvenient;butyou’dbettergo。Andlookhere,Snapper,ifIwereyou,Iwouldn’tsayanythingoutatHogglestockaboutthecheque。Wedon’tknowwhatitmaycometoyet。’MrSnapper,withaheavyheart,lefthispatron,notatalllikingthetaskthatwasbeforehim。Buthiswifeencouragedhimtobeobedient。Hewastheownerofaone—horsecarriage,andtheworkwasnot,therefore,sohardtohimasitwouldhavebeenandhadbeentopoorMrThumble。And,moreover,hiswifepromisedtogowithhim。MrSnapperandMrsSnapperdidgoovertoHogglestock,andthedutywasdone。MrsSnapperspokeawordortwotoMrsCrawley,andMrSnapperspokeawordortwotoMrCrawley;butnotawordwassaidaboutthenewsastoMrSoames’scheque,whichwasnowalmostcurrentinBarchester。Indeed,nowhisperaboutithadasyetreachedHogglestock。
  ’Onewordwithyou,reverendsir,’saidMrCrawleytothechaplain,asthelatterwascomingoutofthechurch,’astotheparishwork,sir,duringtheweek——Ishouldbegladifyouwouldfavourmewithyouropinion。’
  ’AboutwhatMrCrawley?’
  ’WhetheryouthinkthatImaybeallowed,withoutscandal,tovisitthesick——andtogiveinstructionintheschool。’
  ’Surely——surely,MrCrawley。Whynot?’
  ’MrThumblegavemetounderstandthatthebishopwasveryurgentthatI
  shouldinterfereinnowayintheministrationsoftheparish。TwicehedidenjoinonmethatIshouldnotinterfere——unnecessarily,asitseemedtome。’
  ’Quiteunnecessary,’saidMrSnapper。’Andthebishopwillbeobligedtoyou,MrCrawley,ifyou’lljustseethatthingsgoonallstraight。’
  ’Iwishitwerepossibletoknowwithaccuracywhathisideaofstraightnessis,’saidMrCrawleytohiswife。’Itmaybethatthingsarestraighttohimwhentheyareburiedasitwereoutofsight,andputawaywithouttrouble。Ihopeitbenotsowiththebishop。’Whenhewentintohisschoolandremembered——ashedidrememberthrougheveryminuteofhisteaching——thathewastoreceivenoportionofthepoorstipendwhichwasallottedfortheclericaldutiesoftheparish,hetoldhimselfthattherewasgrossinjusticeinthewayinwhichthingswerebeingmadestraightatHogglestock。
  ButwemustgobacktothemajorandthearchdeaconatPlumstead——inwhichcomfortableparishthingsweregenerallymadestraightmoreeasilythanatHogglestock。HenryGrantlywentoverfromBarchestertoPlumsteadinagigfromthe’TheDragon’,andmadehiswayatonceintohisfather’sstudy。Thearchdeaconwasseatedtherewithsundrymanuscriptsbeforehim,andwithonehalf—finishedmanuscript——aswashiswontoneverySaturdaymorning。’Hallo,Harry,’hesaid。’Ididn’texpectyouintheleast。’ItwasbarelyanhoursincehehadtoldMrsGrantlythathiscomplaintagainsthissonwasthathewouldn’tcomeandmakehimselfcomfortableattherectory。
  ’Father,’saidhe,givingthearchdeaconhishand,’youhaveheardnothingyetaboutMrCrawley?’
  ’No,’saidthearchdeacon,jumpingup;’nothingnew;——whatisit?’ManyideasaboutMrCrawleyatthatmomentflittedacrossthearchdeacon’smind。Coulditbethattheunfortunatemanhadcommittedsuicide,overcomebyhistroubles?
  ’Ithasallcomeout。Hegotthechequefrommyaunt。’
  ’FromyourauntEleanor?’
  ’Yes;frommyauntEleanor。ShehastelegraphedoverfromVenicetosaythatshegavetheidenticalchequetoCrawley。Thatisallweknowatpresent——exceptthatshehaswrittenanaccountofthemattertoyou,andthatshewillbehereherselfasquickasshecancome。’
  ’Whogotthemessage,Henry?’
  ’Crawley’slawyer——afellownamedToogood,acousinofhiswife’s——averydecentfellow,’addedthemajor,rememberinghownecessaryitwasthatheshouldreconcilehisfathertoalltheCrawleybelongings。’He’stobeoverhereonMonday,andthenwillarrangewhatistobedone。’
  ’Doneinwhatway,Henry?’
  ’There’sagreatdealtobedoneyet。Crawleydoesnotknowhimselfatthismomenthowthechequegotintohishands。Hemustbetoldandsomethingmustbesettledabouttheliving。They’vetakenthelivingawayfromhimamongthem。Andthentheindictmentmustbequashed,orsomethingofthatkinddone。ToogoodhasgotholdofthescoundrelatBarchesterwhoreallystolethechequefromSoames;——orthinkshehas。
  It’sthatDanStringer。’
  ’He’sgotholdofaregularscamp,then。IneverknewanygoodofDanStringer,’saidthearchdeacon。
  ThenMrsGrantlywastold,andthewholestorywasrepeatedagain,withmanyexpressionsofcommiserationinreferencetoalltheCrawleys。Thearchdeacondidnotjoinintheseatfirst,beingrathershyonthathead。ItwasveryhardforhimtohavetospeaktohissonabouttheCrawleysasthoughtheywerepeopleinallrespectsestimableandwell—conducted,andsatisfactory。MrsGrantlyunderstoodthissowell,thateverynowandthenshesaidsomehalf—laughingwordrespectingMrCrawley’speculiarities,feelingthatinthiswayshemighteaseherhusband’sdifficulties。’Hemustbetheoddestmanthateverlived,’
  saidMrsGrantly,’nottohaveknownwherehegotthecheque。’Thearchdeaconshookhishead,andrubbedhishandsashewalkedabouttheroom。’Isupposetoomuchlearninghasupsethim,’saidthearchdeacon。
  ’Theysayhe’snotverygoodattalkingEnglish,butputhiminGreekandheneverstops。’
  ThearchdeaconwasperfectlyawarethathehadtoadmitMrCrawleytohisgoodwill,andthatasforGraceCrawley——itwasessentiallynecessarythatsheshouldbeadmittedtohisheartofhearts。Hehadpromisedasmuch。ItmustbeacknowledgedthatArchdeaconGrantlyalwayskepthispromises,andespeciallysuchpromisesasthese。Andindeeditwasthenatureofthemanthatwhenhehadbeenangrywiththoseheloved,heshouldbeunhappytillhehadfoundsomeescapefromhisanger。Hecouldnotenduretohavetoowntohimselfthathehadbeenwrong,buthecouldbecontentwithaveryincompleterecognitionofhishavingbeenintheright。ThepostershadbeenpulleddownandMrCrawley,ashewasnowtold,hadnotstolenthecheque。Thatwassufficient。Ifhissonwouldonlydrinkaglassortwoofwinewithhimcomfortably,andtalkdutifullyaboutthePlumsteadfoxes,allshouldbeheldtoberight,andGraceCrawleyshouldbereceivedwithlavishpaternalembraces。ThearchdeaconhadkissedGraceonce,andhefeltthathecoulddosoagainwithoutanunpleasantstrainuponhisfeelings。
  ’Saysomethingtoyourfatheraboutthepropertyafterdinner,’saidMrsGrantlytohersonwhentheywerealonetogether。
  ’Aboutwhatproperty?’
  ’Aboutthisproperty,oranyproperty;youknowwhatImean;——somethingtoshowthatyouareinterestedabouthisaffairs。Heisdoingthebesthecantomakethingsright。’Afterdinner,overtheclaret,MrThorne’sterriblesininreferencetothetrappingoffoxeswasaccordinglyagainbroughtup,andthearchdeaconbecamebeautifullyirate,andexpressedhisanimosity——whichhedidnotintheleastfeel——againstanoldfriendwithanenergywhichwouldhavedelightedhiswife,ifshecouldhaveheardhim。’IshalltellThornemymind,certainly。HeandIareveryoldfriends;wehaveknowneachotherallourlives;butIcannotputupwiththiskindofthing——andIwillnot。It’sallbecausehe’safraidofhisowngamekeeper。’Andyetthearchdeaconhadneverriddenafterafoxinhislife,andnevermeanttodoso;norhadintruthbeenalwayssoveryanxiousthatfoxesshouldbefoundinhiscovers。ThatfoxwhichhadbeensofortunatelytrappedjustoutsidethePlumsteadpropertyaffordedamostpleasantescapeforthesteamofhisanger。
  WhenhebegantotalktohiswifeaboutMrThorne’swickedgamekeeper,shewassosurethatallwasright,thatshesaidawordofherextremedesiretoseeGraceCrawley。
  ’Ifhe’stomarryher,wemightaswellhaveheroverhere,’saidthearchdeacon。
  ’That’sjustwhatIwasthinking,’saidMrsGrantly。Andthusthingsattherectorygotthemselvesarranged。
  OntheSundaymorningtheexpectedletterfromVenicecametohand,andwasreadonthatmorningveryanxiously,notonlybyMrsGrantlyandthemajor,butbythearchdeaconalso,inspiteofthesanctityoftheday。
  Indeedthearchdeaconhadbeenverystoutlyanti—sabbatarialwhenthequestionofstoppingtheSundayposttoPlumsteadhadbeenmootedinthevillage,givingthosewhoonthatoccasionwerethespecialfriendsofthepostmantounderstandthatheconsideredthemtobenumbskulls,andlittlebetterthanidiots。Thepostman,findingtheparsontobeagainsthim,hadseenthattherewasnochanceforhim,andhadallowedthemattertodrop。MrsArabin’sletterwaslongandeager,andfullofrepetitions,butitdidexplainclearlytohimtheexactmannerinwhichthechequehadfounditswayintoMrCrawley’shand。’Franciscameuptome,’shesaidinherletter——Francisbeingherhusband,thedean——’andaskedmeforthemoney,whichIhadpromisedtomakeupinapacket。Thepacketwasnotready,andhewouldnotwait,declaringthatMrCrawleywasinsuchaflurrythathedidnotliketoleavehim。Iwasthereforetobringitdowntothedoor。Iwenttomydesk,andthinkingthatI
  couldsparethetwentypoundsaswellasthefifty,Iputthechequeintotheenvelope,togetherwiththenotes,andhandedthepackettoFrancisatthedoor。IthinkItoldFrancisafterwardsthatIputseventypoundsintotheenvelope,insteadoffifty,butofthisIwillnotbesure。AtanyrateMrCrawleygotMrSoames’schequefromme。’
  Theselastwordssheunderscored,andthenwentontoexplainhowthechequehadbeenpaidtoherashorttimebeforebyDanStringer。
  ’ThenToogoodwasrightaboutthefellow,’saidthearchdeacon。
  ’Ihopethey’llhanghim,’saidMrsGrantly。’Hemusthaveknownallthetimewhatdreadfulmiseryhewasbringinguponthisunfortunatefamily。’
  ’Idon’tsupposeDanStringercaredmuchaboutthat,’saidthemajor。
  ’Notastraw,’saidthearchdeacon,andthenallhurriedofftochurch;
  andthearchdeaconpreachedthesermoninthefabricationofwhichhehadbeeninterruptedbyhisson,andwhichthereforebarelyenabledhimtoturnaquarterofanhourfromthegivingoutofhistext。Itwashisconstantpracticetopreachforafulltwentyminutes。
  AsBarchesterlayonthedirectroadfromPlumsteadtoHogglestock,itwasthoughtwellthatwordshouldbesenttoMrToogood,desiringhimnottocomeouttoPlumsteadontheMondaymorning。MajorGrantlyproposedtocallforhimatthe’Dragon’,andtotakehimfromthencetoHogglestock。’Youhadbettertakeyourmother’shorsesallthrough,’