“Isay,Green,“Snooksbeganonenight,“isn’tthatnewboy,Harrison,yourfag?“
“Yes;why?“
“Oh,Iknowsomethingofhimathome,andshouldliketoexcusehim。Willyouswop?“
“Whowillyougiveme?“
“Well,let’ssee。There’sWillis,Johnson。No,thatwon’tdo。
Yes,Ihaveit。There’syoungEast;I’llgiveyouhim。“
“Don’tyouwishyoumaygetit?“repliedGreen。“I’llgiveyoutwoforWillis,ifyoulike。“
“Who,then?“askedSnooks。“HallandBrown。“
“Wouldn’thave’ematagift。“
“BetterthanEast,though;fortheyain’tquitesosharp,“saidGreen,gettingupandleaninghisbackagainstthemantelpiece。
Hewasn’tabadfellow,andcouldn’thelpnotbeingabletoputdowntheunrulyfifthform。Hiseyetwinkledashewenton,“DidIevertellyouhowtheyoungvagabondsoldmelasthalf?“
“No;how?“
“Well,heneverhalfcleanedmystudyout——onlyjuststuckthecandlesticksinthecupboard,andsweptthecrumbsontothefloor。SoatlastIwasmortalangry,andhadhimup,andmadehimgothroughthewholeperformanceundermyeyes。Thedusttheyoungscampmadenearlychokedme,andshowedthathehadn’tsweptthecarpetbefore。Well,whenitwasallfinished,’Now,younggentleman,’saysI,’mind,Iexpectthistobedoneeverymorning——floorswept,table-clothtakenoffandshaken,andeverythingdusted。’’Verywell,’gruntshe。Notabitofitthough。Iwasquitesure,inadayortwo,thathenevertookthetable-clothoffeven。SoIlaidatrapforhim。Itoreupsomepaper,andputhalfadozenbitsonmytableonenight,andtheclothoverthemasusual。NextmorningafterbreakfastupI
came,pulledoffthecloth,and,sureenough,therewasthepaper,whichfluttereddownontothefloor。Iwasinatoweringrage。’I’vegotyounow,’thoughtI,andsentforhim,whileIgotoutmycane。Uphecameascoolasyouplease,withhishandsinhispockets。’Didn’tItellyoutoshakemytable-
clotheverymorning?’roaredI。’Yes,’sayshe。’Didyoudoitthismorning?’’Yes。’’Youyoungliar!Iputthesepiecesofpaperonthetablelastnight,andifyou’dtakenthetable-
clothoffyou’dhaveseenthem,soI’mgoingtogiveyouagoodlicking。’Thenmyyoungstertakesonehandoutofhispocket,andjuststoopsdownandpicksuptwoofthebitsofpaper,andholdsthemouttome。Therewaswrittenoneach,ingreatroundtext,’HarryEast,hismark。’Theyoungroguehadfoundmytrapout,takenawaymypaper,andputsomeofhisthere,everybitear-marked。I’dagreatmindtolickhimforhisimpudence;
but,afterall,onehasnorighttobelayingtraps,soI
didn’t。OfcourseIwasathismercytilltheendofthehalf,andinhisweeksmystudywassofrowzyIcouldn’tsitinit。“
“Theyspoilone’sthingsso,too,“chimedinathirdboy。“HallandBrownwerenight-fagslastweek。Icalled’fag,’andgavethemmycandlestickstoclean。Awaytheywent,anddidn’tappearagain。Whenthey’dhadtimeenoughtocleanthemthreetimesover,Iwentouttolookafterthem。Theyweren’tinthepassagessodownIwentintothehall,whereIheardmusic;andthereIfoundthemsittingonthetable,listeningtoJohnson,whowasplayingtheflute,andmycandlesticksstuckbetweenthebarswellintothefire,red-hot,cleanspoiled。They’veneverstoodstraightsince,andImustgetsomemore。However,Igavethemagoodlicking;that’sonecomfort。“
Suchwerethesortofscrapestheywerealwaysgettinginto;andso,partlybytheirownfaults,partlyfromcircumstances,partlyfromthefaultsofothers,theyfoundthemselvesoutlaws,ticket-of-leavemen,orwhatyouwillinthatline——inshort,dangerousparties——andlivedthesortofhand-to-mouth,wild,recklesslifewhichsuchpartiesgenerallyhavetoputupwith。
NeverthelesstheyneverquitelostfavourwithyoungBrooke,whowasnowthecockofthehouse,andjustgettingintothesixth;
andDiggsstucktothemlikeaman,andgavethemstoreofgoodadvice,bywhichtheyneverintheleastprofited。
Andevenafterthehousemended,andlawandorderhadbeenrestored,whichsoonhappenedafteryoungBrookeandDiggsgotintothesixth,theycouldn’teasilyoratoncereturnintothepathsofsteadiness,andmanyoftheold,wild,out-of-boundshabitsstucktothemasfirmlyasever。Whiletheyhadbeenquitelittleboys,thescrapestheygotintointheSchoolhadn’tmuchmatteredtoanyone;butnowtheywereintheupperschool,allwrong-doersfromwhichweresentupstraighttotheDoctoratonce。Sotheybegantocomeunderhisnotice;andastheywereasortofleadersinasmallwayamongsttheirowncontemporaries,hiseye,whichwaseverywhere,wasuponthem。
Itwasatoss-upwhethertheyturnedoutwellorill,andsotheywerejusttheboyswhocausedmostanxietytosuchamaster。YouhavebeentoldofthefirstoccasiononwhichtheyweresentuptotheDoctor,andtheremembranceofitwassopleasantthattheyhadmuchlessfearofhimthanmostboysoftheirstandinghad。“It’sallhislook,“TomusedtosaytoEast,“thatfrightensfellows。Don’tyouremember,heneversaidanythingtousmyfirsthalf-yearforbeinganhourlateforlocking-up?“
ThenexttimethatTomcamebeforehim,however,theinterviewwasofaverydifferentkind。Ithappenedjustaboutthetimeatwhichwehavenowarrived,andwasthefirstofaseriesofscrapesintowhichourheromanagednowtotumble。
TheriverAvonatRugbyisaslowandnotveryclearstream,inwhichchub,dace,roach,andothercoarsefishareorwere
plentifulenough,togetherwithafairsprinklingofsmalljack,butnofishworthsixpenceeitherforsportorfood。Itis,however,acapitalriverforbathing,asithasmanynicesmallpoolsandseveralgoodreachesforswimming,allwithinaboutamileofoneanother,andataneasytwentyminutes’walkfromtheschool。Thismileofwaterisrented,orusedtoberented,forbathingpurposesbythetrusteesoftheSchool,fortheboys。ThefootpathtoBrownsovercrossestheriverby“thePlanks,“acuriousoldsingle-plankbridgerunningforfiftyorsixtyyardsintotheflatmeadowsoneachsideoftheriver——
forinthewintertherearefrequentfloods。AbovethePlankswerethebathing-placesforthesmallerboys——Sleath’s,thefirstbathing-place,whereallnewboyshadtobegin,untiltheyhadprovedtothebathingmenthreesteadyindividuals,whowerepaidtoattenddailythroughthesummertopreventaccidentsthattheycouldswimprettydecently,whentheywereallowedtogoontoAnstey’s,aboutonehundredandfiftyyardsbelow。Heretherewasaholeaboutsixfeetdeepandtwelvefeetacross,overwhichthepuffingurchinsstruggledtotheoppositeside,andthoughtnosmallbeerofthemselvesforhavingbeenoutoftheirdepths。BelowthePlankscamelargeranddeeperholes,thefirstofwhichwasWratislaw’s,andthelastSwift’s,afamoushole,tenortwelvefeetdeepinparts,andthirtyyardsacross,fromwhichtherewasafineswimmingreachrightdowntothemill。Swift’swasreservedforthesixthandfifthforms,andhadaspringboardandtwosetsofsteps:theothershadonesetofstepseach,andwereusedindifferentlybyallthelowerboys,thougheachhouseaddicteditselfmoretooneholethantoanother。TheSchool-houseatthistimeaffectedWratislaw’shole,andTomandEast,whohadlearnttoswimlikefishes,weretobefoundthereasregularastheclockthroughthesummer,alwaystwice,andoftenthreetimesaday。
Nowtheboyseitherhad,orfanciedtheyhad,arightalsotofishattheirpleasureoverthewholeofthispartoftheriver,andwouldnotunderstandthattherightifanyonlyextendedtotheRugbyside。Asill-luckwouldhaveit,thegentlemanwhoownedtheoppositebank,afterallowingitforsometimewithoutinterference,hadorderedhiskeepersnottolettheboysfishonhisside——theconsequenceofwhichhadbeenthattherehadbeenfirstwranglingsandthenfightsbetweenthekeepersandboys;andsokeenhadthequarrelbecomethatthelandlordandhiskeepers,afteraduckinghadbeeninflictedononeofthelatter,andafiercefightensuedthereon,hadbeenuptothegreatschoolatcalling-overtoidentifythedelinquents,anditwasalltheDoctorhimselfandfiveorsixmasterscoulddotokeepthepeace。Notevenhisauthoritycouldpreventthehissing;andsostrongwasthefeelingthatthefourprepostorsoftheweekwalkeduptheschoolwiththeircanes,shouting“S-
s-s-s-i-lenc-c-c-c-e“atthetopoftheirvoices。However,thechiefoffendersforthetimewerefloggedandkeptinbounds;
butthevictoriouspartyhadbroughtanicehornet’snestabouttheirears。ThelandlordwashissedattheSchool-gatesasherodepast,andwhenhechargedhishorseatthemobofboys,andtriedtothrashthemwithhiswhip,wasdrivenbackbycricket-
batsandwickets,andpursuedwithpebblesandfivesballs;
whilethewretchedkeepers’liveswereaburdentothem,fromhavingtowatchthewaterssoclosely。
TheSchool-houseboysofTom’sstanding,oneandall,asaprotestagainstthistyrannyandcuttingshortoftheirlawfulamusements,tooktofishinginallways,andespeciallybymeansofnight-lines。Thelittletacklemakeratthebottomofthetownwouldsoonhavemadehisfortunehadtheragelasted,andseveralofthebarbersbegantolayinfishing-tackle。Theboyshadthisgreatadvantageovertheirenemies,thattheyspentalargeportionofthedayinnature’sgarbbytheriver-side,andso,whentiredofswimming,wouldgetoutontheothersideandfish,orsetnight-lines,tillthekeepershoveinsight,andthenplungeinandswimbackandmixwiththeotherbathers,andthekeepersweretoowisetofollowacrossthestream。
Whilethingswereinthisstate,onedayTomandthreeorfourotherswerebathingatWratislaw’s,andhad,asamatterofcourse,beentakingupandre-settingnight-lines。Theyhadallleftthewater,andweresittingorstandingaboutattheirtoilets,inallcostumes,fromashirtupwards,whentheywereawareofamaninavelveteenshooting-coatapproachingfromtheotherside。Hewasanewkeeper,sotheydidn’trecognizeornoticehim,tillhepulleduprightopposite,andbegan: