“Isee’dsomeofyouyounggentlemenoverthissidea-fishingjustnow。“
“Hullo!whoareyou?Whatbusinessisthatofyours,oldVelveteens?“
“I’mthenewunder-keeper,andmaster’stoldmetokeepasharplookoutonallo’youyoungchaps。AndItells’eeImeansbusiness,andyou’dbetterkeeponyourownside,orweshallfallout。“
“Well,that’sright,Velveteens;speakout,andlet’sknowyourmindatonce。“
“Lookhere,oldboy,“criedEast,holdingupamiserable,coarsefishortwoandasmalljack;“wouldyouliketosmell’emandseewhichbanktheylivedunder?“
“I’llgiveyouabitofadvice,keeper,“shoutedTom,whowassittinginhisshirtpaddlingwithhisfeetintheriver:“you’dbettergodowntheretoSwift’s,wherethebigboysare;they’rebeggarsatsettinglines,and’llputyouuptoawrinkleortwoforcatchingthefive-pounders。“Tomwasnearesttothekeeper,andthatofficer,whowasgettingangryatthechaff,fixedhiseyesonourhero,asiftotakeanoteofhimforfutureuse。
Tomreturnedhisgazewithasteadystare,andthenbrokeintoalaugh,andstruckintothemiddleofafavouriteSchool-housesong,-
“AsIandmycompanionsWeresettingofasnareThegamekeeperwaswatchingus;
Forhimwedidnotcare:
Forwecanwrestleandfight,myboys,Andjumpoutanywhere。
Forit’smydelightofalikelynight,Intheseasonoftheyear。“
Thechoruswastakenupbytheotherboyswithshoutsoflaughter,andthekeeperturnedawaywithagrunt,butevidentlybentonmischief。Theboysthoughtnomoreofthematter。
ButnowcameontheMay-flyseason;thesoft,hazysummerweatherlaysleepilyalongtherichmeadowsbyAvonside,andthegreenandgrayfliesflickeredwiththeirgraceful,lazyup-
and-downflightoverthereedsandthewaterandthemeadows,inmyriadsuponmyriads。TheMay-fliesmustsurelybethelotus-
eatersoftheephemerae——thehappiest,laziest,carelessestflythatdancesanddreamsouthisfewhoursofsunshinylifebyEnglishrivers。
Everylittlepitiful,coarsefishintheAvonwasonthealertfortheflies,andgorginghiswretchedcarcasswithhundredsdaily,thegluttonousrogues!andeveryloverofthegentlecraftwasouttoavengethepoorMay-flies。
SoonefineThursdayafternoon,Tom,havingborrowedEast’snewrod,startedbyhimselftotheriver。Hefishedforsometimewithsmallsuccess——notafishwouldriseathim;butasheprowledalongthebank,hewaspresentlyawareofmightyonesfeedinginapoolontheoppositeside,undertheshadeofahugewillow-tree。Thestreamwasdeephere,butsomefiftyyardsbelowwasashallow,forwhichhemadeoffhot-foot;andforgettinglandlords,keepers,solemnprohibitionsoftheDoctor,andeverythingelse,pulleduphistrousers,plungedacross,andinthreeminuteswascreepingalongonallfourstowardstheclumpofwillows。
Itisn’toftenthatgreatchub,oranyothercoarsefish,areinearnestaboutanything;butjustthentheywerethoroughlybentonfeeding,andinhalfanhourMasterTomhaddepositedthreethumpingfellowsatthefootofthegiantwillow。Ashewasbaitingforafourthpounder,andjustgoingtothrowinagain,hebecameawareofamancomingupthebanknotonehundredyardsoff。Anotherlooktoldhimthatitwastheunder-keeper。
Couldhereachtheshallowbeforehim?No,notcarryinghisrod。Nothingforitbutthetree。SoTomlaidhisbonestoit,shinningupasfastashecould,anddragginguphisrodafterhim。Hehadjusttimetoreachandcrouchalonguponahugebranchsometenfeetup,whichstretchedoutovertheriver,whenthekeeperarrivedattheclump。Tom’sheartbeatfastashecameunderthetree;twostepsmoreandhewouldhavepassed,when,asill-luckwouldhaveit,thegleamonthescalesofthedeadfishcaughthiseye,andhemadeadeadpointatthefootofthetree。Hepickedupthefishonebyone;hiseyeandtouchtoldhimthattheyhadbeenaliveandfeedingwithinthehour。Tomcrouchedloweralongthebranch,andheardthekeeperbeatingtheclump。“IfIcouldonlygettherodhidden,“
thoughthe,andbegangentlyshiftingittogetitalongsideofhim;“willowtreesdon’tthrowoutstraighthickoryshootstwelvefeetlong,withnoleaves,worseluck。“Alas!thekeepercatchestherustle,andthenasightoftherod,andthenofTom’shandandarm。
“Oh,beupther’,be’ee?“sayshe,runningunderthetree。
“Nowyoucomedownthisminute。“
“Tree’datlast,“thinksTom,makingnoanswer,andkeepingascloseaspossible,butworkingawayattherod,whichhetakestopieces。“I’minforit,unlessIcanstarvehimout。“Andthenhebeginstomeditategettingalongthebranchforaplunge,andscrambletotheotherside;butthesmallbranchesaresothick,andtheoppositebanksodifficult,thatthekeeperwillhavelotsoftimetogetroundbythefordbeforehecangetout,sohegivesthatup。Andnowhehearsthekeeperbeginningtoscrambleupthetrunk。Thatwillneverdo;sohescrambleshimselfbacktowherehisbranchjoinsthetrunk;andstandswithliftedrod。
“Hullo,Velveteens;mindyourfingersifyoucomeanyhigher。“
Thekeeperstopsandlooksup,andthenwithagrinsays,“Oh!
beyou,beit,youngmeaster?Well,here’sluck。NowItells’eetocomedownatonce,and’t’llbebestfor’ee。“
“Thank’ee,Velveteens;I’mverycomfortable,“saidTom,shorteningtherodinhishand,andpreparingforbattle。
“Werrywell;pleaseyourself,“saysthekeeper,descending,however,tothegroundagain,andtakinghisseatonthebank。
“Ibean’tinnohurry,soyoumaytakeyourtime。I’lll’arn’eetogeehonestfolknamesaforeI’vedonewith’ee。“
“Myluckasusual,“thinksTom;“whatafoolIwastogivehimablack!IfI’dcalledhim’keeper,’now,Imightgetoff。Thereturnmatchisallhisway。“
Thekeeperquietlyproceededtotakeouthispipe,fill,andlightit,keepinganeyeonTom,whonowsatdisconsolatelyacrossthebranch,lookingatkeeper——apitifulsightformenandfishes。Themorehethoughtofitthelesshelikedit。
“Itmustbegettingnearsecondcalling-over,“thinkshe。
Keepersmokesonstolidly。“Ifhetakesmeup,Ishallbefloggedsafeenough。Ican’tsithereallnight。Wonderifhe’llriseatsilver。“
“Isay,keeper,“saidhemeekly,“letmegofortwobob?“
“Notfortwentyneither,“gruntshispersecutor。
Andsotheysatontilllongpastsecondcalling-over,andthesuncameslantinginthroughthewillow-branches,andtellingoflocking-upnearathand。
“I’mcomingdown,keeper,“saidTomatlast,withasigh,fairlytiredout。“Nowwhatareyougoingtodo?“
“Walk’eeuptoSchool,andgive’eeovertotheDoctor;them’smyorders,“saysVelveteens,knockingtheashesoutofhisfourthpipe,andstandingupandshakinghimself。
“Verygood,“saidTom;“buthandsoff,youknow。I’llgowithyouquietly,sonocollaringorthatsortofthing。“
Keeperlookedathimaminute。“Werrygood,“saidheatlast。
AndsoTomdescended,andwendedhiswaydrearilybythesideofthekeeper,uptotheSchoolhouse,wheretheyarrivedjustatlocking-up。AstheypassedtheSchool-gates,theTadpoleandseveralotherswhowerestandingtherecaughtthestateofthings,andrushedout,crying,“Rescue!“ButTomshookhishead;sotheyonlyfollowedtotheDoctor’sgate,andwentbacksorelypuzzled。
HowchangedandsterntheDoctorseemedfromthelasttimethatTomwasupthere,asthekeepertoldthestory,notomittingtostatehowTomhadcalledhimblackguardnames。“Indeed,sir,“
brokeintheculprit,“itwasonlyVelveteens。“TheDoctoronlyaskedonequestion。
“Youknowtheruleaboutthebanks,Brown?“
“Yes,sir。“
“Thenwaitformeto-morrow,afterfirstlesson。“
“Ithoughtso,“mutteredTom。
“Andabouttherod,sir?“wentonthekeeper。“Master’stoldweaswemighthavealltherods——“
“Oh,please,sir,“brokeinTom,“therodisn’tmine。“
TheDoctorlookedpuzzled;butthekeeper,whowasagood-
heartedfellow,andmeltedatTom’sevidentdistress,gaveuphisclaim。Tomwasfloggednextmorning,andafewdaysafterwardsmetVelveteens,andpresentedhimwithhalfacrownforgivinguptherodclaim,andtheybecameswornfriends;andIregrettosaythatTomhadmanymorefishfromunderthewillowthatMay-flyseason,andwasnevercaughtagainbyVelveteens。
Itwasn’tthreeweeksbeforeTom,andnowEastbyhisside,wereagainintheawfulpresence。Thistime,however,theDoctorwasnotsoterrible。Afewdaysbefore,theyhadbeenfaggedatfivestofetchtheballsthatwentoffthecourt。Whilestandingwatchingthegame,theysawfiveorsixnearlynewballshitonthetopoftheSchool。“Isay,Tom,“saidEast,whentheyweredismissed,“couldn’twegetthoseballssomehow?“
“Let’stry,anyhow。“