thoughtlessnessinthefirstplace。Itneveroccurredtothemtoconsiderwhysuchandsuchruleswerelaiddown:thereasonwasnothingtothem,andtheyonlylookeduponrulesasasortofchallengefromtherule-makers,whichitwouldberatherbadpluckinthemnottoaccept;andthenagain,inthelowerpartsoftheschooltheyhadn’tenoughtodo。Theworkoftheformtheycouldmanagetogetthroughprettyeasily,keepingagoodenoughplacetogettheirregularyearlyremove;andnothavingmuchambitionbeyondthis,theirwholesuperfluoussteamwasavailableforgamesandscrapes。Now,oneruleofthehousewhichitwasadailypleasureofallsuchboystobreakwasthataftersupperallfags,exceptthethreeondutyinthepassages,shouldremainintheirownstudiesuntilnineo’clock;andifcaughtaboutthepassagesorhall,orinoneanother’sstudies,theywereliabletopunishmentsorcaning。Therulewasstricterthanitsobservance;formostofthesixthspenttheireveningsinthefifth-formroom,wherethelibrarywas,andthelessonswerelearntincommon。Everynowandthen,however,aprepostorwouldbeseizedwithafitofdistrictvisiting,andwouldmakeatourofthepassagesandhallandthefags’
studies。Then,iftheownerwereentertainingafriendortwo,thefirstkickatthedoorandominous“Openhere“hadtheeffectoftheshadowofahawkoverachicken-yard:everyonecuttocover——onesmallboydivingunderthesofa,anotherunderthetable,whiletheownerwouldhastilypulldownabookortwoandopenthem,andcryoutinameekvoice,“Hullo,who’sthere?“castingananxiouseyeroundtoseethatnoprotrudinglegorelbowcouldbetraythehiddenboys。“Open,sir,directly;it’sSnooks。““Oh,I’mverysorry;Ididn’tknowitwasyou,Snooks。“Andthenwithwell-feignedzealthedoorwouldbeopened,younghopefulprayingthatthatbeastSnooksmightn’thaveheardthescufflecausedbyhiscoming。Ifastudywasempty,Snooksproceededtodrawthepassagesandhalltofindthetruants。
Well,oneevening,inforbiddenhours,TomandEastwereinthehall。Theyoccupiedtheseatsbeforethefirenearestthedoor,whileDiggssprawledasusualbeforethefartherfire。Hewasbusywithacopyofverses,andEastandTomwerechattingtogetherinwhispersbythelightofthefire,andsplicingafavouriteoldfivesbatwhichhadsprung。Presentlyastepcamedownthebottompassage。Theylistenedamoment,assuredthemselvesthatitwasn’taprepostor,andthenwentonwiththeirwork,andthedoorswungopen,andinwalkedFlashman。Hedidn’tseeDiggs,andthoughtitagoodchancetokeephishandin;andastheboysdidn’tmoveforhim,struckoneofthem,tomakethemgetoutofhisway。
“What’sthatfor?“growledtheassaultedone。
“BecauseIchoose。You’venobusinesshere。Gotoyourstudy。“
“Youcan’tsendus。“
“Can’tI?ThenI’llthrashyouifyoustay,“saidFlashmansavagely。
“Isay,youtwo,“saidDiggs,fromtheendofthehall,rousingupandrestinghimselfonhiselbow——“you’llnevergetridofthatfellowtillyoulickhim。Goinathim,bothofyou。I’llseefairplay。“
Flashmanwastakenaback,andretreatedtwosteps。EastlookedatTom。“Shallwetry!“saidhe。“Yes,“saidTomdesperately。
SothetwoadvancedonFlashman,withclenchedfistsandbeatinghearts。Theywereaboutuptohisshoulder,buttoughboysoftheirage,andinperfecttraining;whilehe,thoughstrongandbig,wasinpoorconditionfromhismonstroushabitofstuffingandwantofexercise。Cowardashewas,however,Flashmancouldn’tswallowsuchaninsultasthis;besides,hewasconfidentofhavingeasywork,andsofacedtheboys,saying,“Youimpudentyoungblackguards!“Beforehecouldfinishhisabuse,theyrushedinonhim,andbeganpummellingatallofhimwhichtheycouldreach。Hehitoutwildlyandsavagely;butthefullforceofhisblowsdidn’ttell——theyweretooneartohim。
Itwaslongodds,though,inpointofstrength;andinanotherminuteTomwentspinningbackwardsoveraform,andFlashmanturnedtodemolishEastwithasavagegrin。ButnowDiggsjumpeddownfromthetableonwhichhehadseatedhimself。
“Stopthere,“shoutedhe;“theround’sover——half-minutetimeallowed。“
“Whatthe——isittoyou?“falteredFlashman,whobegantoloseheart。
“I’mgoingtoseefair,Itellyou,“saidDiggs,withagrin,andsnappinghisgreatredfingers;“’taintfairforyoutobefightingoneofthematatime——Areyouready,Brown?Time’sup。“
Thesmallboysrushedinagain。Closing,theysaw,wastheirbestchance,andFlashmanwaswilderandmoreflurriedthanever:hecaughtEastbythethroat,andtriedtoforcehimbackontheiron-boundtable。Tomgraspedhiswaist,andrememberingtheoldthrowhehadlearnedintheValefromHarryWinburn,crookedhisleginsideFlashman’s,andthrewhiswholeweightforward。Thethreetotteredforamoment,andthenovertheywentontothefloor,Flashmanstrikinghisheadagainstaforminthehall。
Thetwoyoungsterssprangtotheirlegs,buthelaytherestill。
Theybegantobefrightened。Tomstoopeddown,andthencriedout,scaredoutofhiswits,“He’sbleedingawfully。Comehere,East!Diggs,he’sdying!“
“Nothe,“saidDiggs,gettingleisurelyoffthetable;“it’sallsham;he’sonlyafraidtofightitout。“
EastwasasfrightenedasTom。DiggsliftedFlashman’shead,andhegroaned。
“What’sthematter?“shoutedDiggs。
“Myskull’sfractured,“sobbedFlashman。
“Oh,letmerunforthehousekeeper!“criedTom。“Whatshallwedo?“
“Fiddlesticks!It’snothingbuttheskinbroken,“saidtherelentlessDiggs,feelinghishead。“Coldwaterandabitofrag’sallhe’llwant。“
“Letmego,“saidFlashmansurlily,sittingup;“Idon’twantyourhelp。“
“We’rereallyverysorry——“beganEast。
“Hangyoursorrow!“answeredFlashman,holdinghishandkerchieftotheplace;“youshallpayforthis,Icantellyou,bothofyou。“Andhewalkedoutofthehall。
“Hecan’tbeverybad,“saidTom,withadeepsigh,muchrelievedtoseehisenemymarchsowell。
“Nothe,“saidDiggs;“andyou’llseeyouwon’tbetroubledwithhimanymore。But,Isay,yourhead’sbrokentoo;yourcollariscoveredwithblood。“
“Isitthough?“saidTom,puttinguphishand;“Ididn’tknowit。“
“Well,mopitup,oryou’llhaveyourjacketspoilt。Andyouhavegotanastyeye,Scud。You’dbettergoandbatheitwellincoldwater。“
“Cheapenoughtoo,ifwe’redonewithouroldfriendFlashey,“
saidEast,astheymadeoffupstairstobathetheirwounds。
TheyhaddonewithFlashmaninonesense,forheneverlaidfingeroneitherofthemagain;butwhateverharmaspitefulheartandvenomoustonguecoulddothem,hetookcareshouldbedone。Onlythrowdirtenough,andsomeofitissuretostick;
andsoitwaswiththefifthformandthebiggerboysingeneral,withwhomheassociatedmoreorless,andtheynotatall。FlashmanmanagedtogetTomandEastintodisfavour,whichdidnotwearoffforsometimeaftertheauthorofithaddisappearedfromtheSchoolworld。Thisevent,muchprayedforbythesmallfryingeneral,tookplaceafewmonthsaftertheaboveencounter。OnefinesummereveningFlashmanhadbeenregalinghimselfongin-punch,atBrownsover;and,havingexceededhisusuallimits,startedhomeuproarious。Hefellinwithafriendortwocomingbackfrombathing,proposedaglassofbeer,towhichtheyassented,theweatherbeinghot,andtheythirstysouls,andunawareofthequantityofdrinkwhichFlashmanhadalreadyonboard。Theshortresultwas,thatFlasheybecamebeastlydrunk。Theytriedtogethimalong,butcouldn’t;sotheycharteredahurdleandtwomentocarryhim。
Oneofthemasterscameuponthem,andtheynaturallyenoughfled。Theflightoftherestraisedthemaster’ssuspicions,andthegoodangelofthefagsincitedhimtoexaminethefreight,and,afterexamination,toconvoythehurdlehimselfuptotheSchool-house;andtheDoctor,whohadlonghadhiseyeonFlashman,arrangedforhiswithdrawalnextmorning。
Theevilthatmenandboystoodolivesafterthem:Flashmanwasgone,butourboys,ashintedabove,stillfelttheeffectsofhishate。Besides,theyhadbeenthemoversofthestrikeagainstunlawfulfagging。Thecausewasrighteous——theresulthadbeentriumphanttoagreatextent;butthebestofthefifth-eventhosewhohadneverfaggedthesmallboys,orhadgivenupthepracticecheerfully——couldn’thelpfeelingasmallgrudgeagainstthefirstrebels。Afterall,theirformhadbeendefied,onjustgrounds,nodoubt——sojust,indeed,thattheyhadatonceacknowledgedthewrong,andremainedpassiveinthestrife。HadtheysidedwithFlashmanandhisset,therebelsmusthavegivenwayatonce。Theycouldn’thelp,onthewhole,beinggladthattheyhadsoacted,andthattheresistancehadbeensuccessfulagainstsuchoftheirownformashadshownfight;theyfeltthatlawandorderhadgainedthereby,buttheringleaderstheycouldn’tquitepardonatonce。“Confoundedlycoxythoseyoungrascalswillget,ifwedon’tmind,“wasthegeneralfeeling。
Soitis,andmustbealways,mydearboys。IftheangelGabrielweretocomedownfromheaven,andheadasuccessfulriseagainstthemostabominableandunrighteousvestedinterestwhichthispooroldworldgroansunder,hewouldmostcertainlylosehischaracterformanyyears,probablyforcenturies,notonlywiththeupholdersofsaidvestedinterest,butwiththerespectablemassofthepeoplewhomhehaddelivered。Theywouldn’taskhimtodinner,orlettheirnamesappearwithhisinthepapers;theywouldbeverycarefulhowtheyspokeofhiminthePalaver,orattheirclubs。Whatcanweexpect,then,whenwehaveonlypoorgallantblunderingmenlikeKossuth,Garibaldi,Mazzini,andrighteouscauseswhichdonottriumphintheirhands——menwhohaveholesenoughintheirarmour,Godknows,easytobehitbyrespectabilitiessittingintheirloungingchairs,andhavinglargebalancesattheirbankers’?
Butyouarebrave,gallantboys,whohateeasy-chairs,andhavenobalancesorbankers。Youonlywanttohaveyourheadssetstraight,totaketherightside;sobearinmindthatmajorities,especiallyrespectableones,areninetimesoutofteninthewrong;andthatifyouseeamanorboystrivingearnestlyontheweakside,howeverwrong-headedorblunderinghemaybe,youarenottogoandjointhecryagainsthim。Ifyoucan’tjoinhimandhelphim,andmakehimwiser,atanyraterememberthathehasfoundsomethingintheworldwhichhewillfightandsufferfor,whichisjustwhatyouhavegottodoforyourselves;andsothinkandspeakofhimtenderly。
SoEastandTom,theTadpole,andoneortwomore,becameasortofyoungIshmaelites,theirhandsagainsteveryone,andeveryone’shandagainstthem。Ithasbeenalreadytoldhowtheygottowarwiththemastersandthefifthform,andwiththesixthitwasmuchthesame。Theysawtheprepostorscowedbyorjoiningwiththefifthandshirkingtheirownduties;sotheydidn’trespectthem,andrenderednowillingobedience。IthadbeenonethingtocleanoutstudiesforsonsofheroeslikeoldBrooke,butwasquiteanothertodothelikeforSnooksandGreen,whohadneverfacedagoodscrummageatfootball,andcouldn’tkeepthepassagesinorderatnight。Sotheyonlyslurredthroughtheirfaggingjustwellenoughtoescapealicking,andnotalwaysthat,andgotthecharacterofsulky,unwillingfags。Inthefifth-formroom,aftersupper,whensuchmatterswereoftendiscussedandarranged,theirnameswereforevercomingup。