Hehadinsomedegreecompromisedpopularity
byattachinghimselftomefromthecommencementofmycourt
favour,andthereceptionhebestowedonmeatChantillyhad
completedhisdisgraceintheeyesofnobility。
Hevisitedatmy
houseuponthemostfriendlyfooting;andwheneverhefoundme,
hewouldturntheconversationuponpolitics,thestateofaffairs,
andthegreatdesirehefelttoundertakethedirectionofthem
inconcertwithme;hewouldadd,“Youmightplaythepartof
madamedePompadour,andyetyoucontentyourselfwithmerely
attemptingtodoso;youaresatisfiedwithpossessinginfluence
whenyoumightexercisepowerandcommand。
Youralliancewitha
princeofthebloodwouldrenderyousolemistressinthiskingdom;
andshouldIeverarrive,throughyourmeans,totherankof
primeminister,itwouldbemypleasureandpridetosubmitall
thingstoyou,andfromthisaccordwouldspringanauthority
whichnothingcouldweaken。“
Ilistenedinsilence,and,foronce,mynaturalfranknessreceived
acheck;forIdurstnottellhimallIknewoftheking’ssentiments
towardshim。
Thefactwas,LouisXVwasfarfromfeelingany
regardfortheprincedeConde;and,nottomincethematter,had
unequivocallyexpressedhiscontemptforhim。
Heoftensaidto
me,whenspeakingofhim,“Heisaconceitedfellow,whowould
faininducepersonstobelievehimsomebodyofvastimportance。“
LouisXVhadprejudices,fromwhichnopoweronearthcouldhave
weanedhim;andtheprincesofthehouseofCondewereamongst
hisstrongestantipathies:heknewascoreofscandalousanecdotes
relatingtothem,whichhetooknosmallpleasureinrepeating。
However,alltheargumentsoftheprincedeCondewereuseless,
andproducedhimnothing,or,atleast,nothingforhimself,
althoughheprocuredthenominationofanothertotheministry,
asyouwillhearinitsproperplace;butthiswasnotsufficient
toallaythecravingsofhisambition;and,inhisrageand
disappointment,whenopenwarwasproclaimedbetweentheking
andhisparliament,herangedhimselfonthesideofthelatter。
Hesoon,however,becamewearyofhisnewallies;and,oncemore
abandoninghimselftotheguidanceofinterest,herejoinedour
party。
WelldidM。deMaupeouknowmen,whenhesaidtheyall
hadtheirprice;andgreatasmaybetherankandtitleofprinces,
withplentyofmoney,theytoomaybehad。
Butamongstallthecandidatesfortheministry,theonewho
occasionedmethegreatesttroublewastheducdelaVauguyon,
whoinsisteduponitthathehaddonemuchforme,andcomplained
bitterlyofhisunrequitedservices,andofmyhavingbestowed
myconfidenceonothers。
Uptothemomentofthedisgraceofthe
desChoiseuls,hehadbeenamongstthemostbitterofthe
malcontents;butnosoonerweretheybanishedfromcourtthan
M。delaVauguyonforgoteverything,andhastenedtomewith
everymarkofthewarmestfriendship。
“Ah!“
exclaimedhe,“Ihavemuchtoscoldyoufor,butIwill
forgiveyouallyourpastmisdeeds,ifyouwillperformyour
promisetome。“
“Mydearfather,“criedIforIusedjestinglytostylehimso,
inthesamemannerasIdesignatedthebishopofOrleans
,“areyou,indeeddispleasedwithme?
Thatisvery
naughty:foryouknowIloveyouwithallmyheart。“
“Ifitbetruethatyouentertainanyregardforme,whyhave
youevincedsolittletowardsme?
AmInotoftherightmaterials
formakingministers?
Why,then,haveyouneverprocuredmy
appointmenttoanyofthevacantsituations?“
“Stay,stay,mydearfather,“criedI,“howyourunon!
Tohear
youtalk,anypersonwouldsupposethatplacesandappointments
raineddownuponme,andthatIhadonlytosaytoyou,mydear
duke,choosewhichyouplease;then,indeed,youmightcomplain
withjustice;butyouknowverywell,thatallthesedelightful
thingsareinthehandsoftheking,whoalonehasarightto
bestowthemashejudgesbest,whilstIamwhollypowerlessin
thebusiness。“
“Say,rather,“repliedtheduke,quickly,“thatyoufinditsuits
yourpresentpurposetoputonthiswantofpower。
Weallknow,
thatyourvetoisabsolutewithhismajesty,anditrequires
nothingmoretoobtainwhatsoeveryoudesire。“
TheducdelaVauguyonwaspowerful,andrepresentedthewhole
ofaparty——thatofthereligionists,whichwasstillfurther
supportedbythe;butforthisveryreasonthe
triumvirate,consistingofmessieursd’Aiguillon,deMaupeou,
andtheabbeTerre,wouldnothaveacceptedhisservicesat
anyprice。
Thegooddukereturnedseveraltimestothecharge;sometimes
endeavouringtomovemebygentleintreatiesand,atothers,
holdingoutthreatsandmenaces;goodandbadwordsflowedfrom
hislipslikeamixtureofhoneyandgall,butwhenhefoundthat
bothwereequallythrownawayuponme,heretiredoffended;and
bytheexpressionofhisrageanddisappointment,succeededin
incensingboththedauphinanddauphinessagainstme。
May
heavenpreserveyou,myfriend,fromtheangerofabigot!
IthinkIhavedetainedyoulongenoughwiththerelationofthe
intriguesbywhichIwassurroundeduponthedismissalofthe
desChoiseuls,andIwillnowreturntothemorningofthe24th
ofDecember。
WhentheexileswerefairlyoutofParis,theking
foundhimselfnotalittleembarrassedinthechoiceofaprime
minister。
Thosewhowouldhavesuitedourpurposesdidnotmeet
withtheking’sapprobation,andhehadnotyetsufficientcourage
toventureuponelectingonewhoshouldbedisagreeabletous;he
thereforehituponacuriousprovisionalelection;theabbeTerray,
forinstance,wasplacedattheheadofthewardepartment。
This
measurewasexcusedbytheassertion,thatitwouldrequirethe
headofafinanciertolookintoandsettletheaccounts,which
thelateministerhad,nodoubt,leftinaveryconfusedstate。
Uponthesameprinciple,M。Bertinwasappointedtothedirection
offoreignaffairs,andM。deBoyneswasinvestedsolelywiththe
managementofnavalaffairs。
Thisman,whowascounsellorof
state,andfirstpresidentoftheparliamentofBesancon,knew
notaletteroftheofficethusbestoweduponhim,butthenhe
wasboundbodyandsoultothechancellor;anditwasworth
somethingtohaveapersonwho,itmightbereliedon,would
offernooppositiontotheimportantreformswhichweretobeset
onfootimmediately。
Werequiredmerelyautomata,andM。deBoynes
answeredourpurposeperfectlywell;foraprovisionalminister
nothingcouldhavebeenbetter。
Thekinghadatlengthinhisownopinion,hituponavery
excellentministerofwar;andthepersonselectedwasthe
chevalier,afterwardscomtedeMuy,formerlyushertothelate
dauphin:hewasamanoftheoldschool,possessingmanysterling
virtuesandqualities。
Wewereintheutmostterrorwhenhis
majestycommunicatedtoushiselectionofaministerofwar,
anddeclaredhisintentionofimmediatelysignifyinghispleasure
toM。deMuy。
Suchablowwouldhaveoverthrownallourprojects。
Happilychancebefriendedus;themodernCatodeclaredthathe
shouldesteemhimselfmosthonoredtoservehissovereignbyevery
possibleendeavour,butthathecouldneverbeinducedtoenter
myserviceuponanypretextwhatever。
Thestrangenessofthis
refusalpuzzledLouisXVnotalittle。
Hesaidtome。
“Canyou
makeouttherealmotiveofthissillyconduct?
Ihadabetter
opinionoftheman;Ithoughthimpossessedofsense,butIsee
nowthatheisonlyfitforthecowlofamonk;hewillneverbe
aminister。“
Thekingwasmistaken;M。deMuybecameoneunder
theauspicesofhissuccessor。
ImmediatelythattheprincedeCondewasinformedofwhathad
passed,herecommencedhisattack;andfindinghecouldnotbe
ministerhimself,hedetermined,atleast,tobeprincipally
concernedintheappointmentofone;hethereforeproposedthe
marquisdeMonteynard,amanofsuchnegativequalities,thatthe
bestthatcouldbesaidofhimwas,thathewasasincapableofa
badasofagoodaction;and,forwantofabetter,hewaselected。
SuchwerethecolleaguesgiventoM。deMaupeoutoconductthe
warwhichwasabouttobedeclaredagainsttheparliaments。
I
shouldtellyou,,thatthediscontentofthemagistracy
hadonlyincreased,andthattheparliamentofParishadeven
finishedbyrefusingtodecidethesuitswhichwerereferredto
them;thuspunishingthepoorlitigantsfortheirquarrelwith
theminister。
Meanwhile,thegeneralinterestexpressedfortheduc
deChoiseul
greatlyirritatedtheking。
“Whowouldhavethought,“saidhetome,“thatadisgracedminister
couldhavebeensoidolizedbyawholecourt?
Wouldyoubelieve
thatIreceiveahundredpetitionsadayforleavetovisitat
Chanteloup?
Thisissomethingnewindeed!
Icannotunderstandit。“