WhentheYoughalscameintothestation,Strickland——verygravely,ashedideverything——fellinlovewithMissYoughal;andshe,afterawhile,fellinlovewithhimbecauseshecouldnotunderstandhimThenStricklandtoldtheparents;butMrs。
YoughalsaidshewasnotgoingtothrowherdaughterintotheworstpaidDepartmentintheEmpire,andoldYoughalsaid,insomanywords,thathemistrustedStrickland’swaysandworks,andwouldthankhimnottospeakorwritetohisdaughteranymore“Verywell。”saidStrickland,forhedidnotwishtomakehislady-love’slifeaburdenAfteronelongtalkwithMissYoughalhedroppedthebusinessentirely。
TheYoughalswentuptoSimlainApril。
InJuly,Stricklandsecuredthreemonths’leaveon“urgentprivateaffairs。”Helockeduphishouse——thoughnotanativeintheProvidencewouldwittinglyhavetouched“EstreekinSahib’s“gearfortheworld——andwentdowntoseeafriendofhis,anolddyer,atTarnTaran。
Herealltraceofhimwaslost,untilasaismetmeontheSimlaMallwiththisextraordinarynote:
“Dearoldman,Pleasegivebeareraboxofcheroots——Supers,NoI,forpreferenceTheyarefreshestattheClubI’llrepaywhenI
reappear;butatpresentI’moutofSociety。
Yours,ESTRICKLAND。”
Iorderedtwoboxes,andhandedthemovertothesaiswithmylove。
ThatsaiswasStrickland,andhewasinoldYoughal’semploy,attachedtoMissYoughal’sArabThepoorfellowwassufferingforanEnglishsmoke,andknewthatwhateverhappenedIshouldholdmytonguetillthebusinesswasover。
Lateron,MrsYoughal,whowaswrappedupinherservants,begantalkingathouseswhereshecalledofherparagonamongsaises——themanwhowasnevertoobusytogetupinthemorningandpickflowersforthebreakfast-table,andwhoblacked——actuallyBLACKED——
thehoofsofhishorselikeaLondoncoachman!TheturnoutofMissYoughal’sArabwasawonderandadelightStrickland——
Dulloo,Imean——foundhisrewardintheprettythingsthatMissYoughalsaidtohimwhenshewentoutridingHerparentswerepleasedtofindshehadforgottenallherfoolishnessforyoungStricklandandsaidshewasagoodgirl。
StricklandvowsthatthetwomonthsofhisservicewerethemostrigidmentaldisciplinehehasevergonethroughQuiteapartfromthelittlefactthatthewifeofoneofhisfellow-saisesfellinlovewithhimandthentriedtopoisonhimwitharsenicbecausehewouldhavenothingtodowithher,hehadtoschoolhimselfintokeepingquietwhenMissYoughalwentoutridingwithsomemanwhotriedtoflirtwithher,andhewasforcedtotrotbehindcarryingtheblanketandhearingeveryword!Also,hehadtokeephistemperwhenhewasslangedin“Benmore“porchbyapoliceman——
especiallyoncewhenhewasabusedbyaNaikhehadhimselfrecruitedfromIsserJangvillage——or,worsestill,whenayoungsubalterncalledhimapigfornotmakingwayquicklyenough。
ButthelifehaditscompensationsHeobtainedgreatinsightintothewaysandtheftsofsaises——enough,hesays,tohavesummarilyconvictedhalfthechamarpopulationofthePunjabifhehadbeenonbusinessHebecameoneoftheleadingplayersatknuckle-
bones,whichalljhampanisandmanysaisesplaywhiletheyarewaitingoutsidetheGovernmentHouseortheGaietyTheatreofnights;helearnedtosmoketobaccothatwasthree-fourthscowdung;
andheheardthewisdomofthegrizzledJemadaroftheGovernmentHousesaises,whosewordsarevaluableHesawmanythingswhichamusedhim;andhestates,onhonor,thatnomancanappreciateSimlaproperly,tillhehasseenitfromthesais’spointofview。
Healsosaysthat,ifhechosetowriteallhesaw,hisheadwouldbebrokeninseveralplaces。
Strickland’saccountoftheagonyheenduredonwetnights,hearingthemusicandseeingthelightsin“Benmore。”withhistoestinglingforawaltzandhisheadinahorse-blanket,isratheramusingOneofthesedays,StricklandisgoingtowritealittlebookonhisexperiencesThatbookwillbeworthbuying;andevenmore,worthsuppressing。
Thus,heservedfaithfullyasJacobservedforRachel;andhisleavewasnearlyatanendwhentheexplosioncameHehadreallydonehisbesttokeephistemperinthehearingoftheflirtationsIhavementioned;buthebrokedownatlastAnoldandverydistinguishedGeneraltookMissYoughalforaride,andbeganthatspeciallyoffensive“you’re-only-a-little-girl“sortofflirtation——
mostdifficultforawomantoturnasidedeftly,andmostmaddeningtolistentoMissYoughalwasshakingwithfearatthethingshesaidinthehearingofhersaisDulloo——Strickland——
stooditaslongashecouldThenhecaughtholdoftheGeneral’sbridle,and,inmostfluentEnglish,invitedhimtostepoffandbeheavedoverthecliffNextminuteMissYoughalbegancrying;
andStricklandsawthathehadhopelesslygivenhimselfaway,andeverythingwasover。
TheGeneralnearlyhadafit,whileMissYoughalwassobbingoutthestoryofthedisguiseandtheengagementthatwasn’trecognizedbytheparentsStricklandwasfuriouslyangrywithhimselfandmoreangrywiththeGeneralforforcinghishand;sohesaidnothing,butheldthehorse’sheadandpreparedtothrashtheGeneralassomesortofsatisfaction,butwhentheGeneralhadthoroughlygraspedthestory,andknewwhoStricklandwas,hebegantopuffandblowinthesaddle,andnearlyrolledoffwithlaughingHesaidStricklanddeservedaVC。,ifitwereonlyforputtingonasais’sblanketThenhecalledhimselfnames,andvowedthathedeservedathrashing,buthewastoooldtotakeitfromStricklandThenhecomplimentedMissYoughalonherlover。
Thescandalofthebusinessneverstruckhim;forhewasaniceoldman,withaweaknessforflirtationsThenhelaughedagain,andsaidthatoldYoughalwasafoolStricklandletgoofthecob’shead,andsuggestedthattheGeneralhadbetterhelpthem,ifthatwashisopinionStricklandknewYoughal’sweaknessformenwithtitlesandlettersaftertheirnamesandhighofficialposition。
“It’sratherlikeaforty-minutefarce。”saidtheGeneral,“butbegad,IWILLhelp,ifit’sonlytoescapethattremendousthrashingIdeservedGoalongtoyourhome,mysais-Policeman,andchangeintodecentkit,andI’llattackMrYoughalMissYoughal,mayIaskyoutocanterhomeandwait?。
Aboutsevenminuteslater,therewasawildhurrooshattheClub。
Asais,withablanketandhead-rope,wasaskingallthemenheknew:“ForHeaven’ssakelendmedecentclothes!”Asthemendidnotrecognizehim,thereweresomepeculiarscenesbeforeStricklandcouldgetahotbath,withsodainit,inoneroom,ashirthere,acollarthere,apairoftrouserselsewhere,andsoonHegallopedoff,withhalftheClubwardrobeonhisback,andanutterstranger’sponyunderhim,tothehouseofoldYoughal。
TheGeneral,arrayedinpurpleandfinelinen,wasbeforehim。
WhattheGeneralhadsaidStricklandneverknew,butYoughalreceivedStricklandwithmoderatecivility;andMrsYoughal,touchedbythedevotionofthetransformedDulloo,wasalmostkind。
TheGeneralbeamed,andchuckled,andMissYoughalcamein,andalmostbeforeoldYoughalknewwherehewas,theparentalconsenthadbeenwrenchedoutandStricklandhaddepartedwithMissYoughaltotheTelegraphOfficetowireforhiskitThefinalembarrassmentwaswhenanutterstrangerattackedhimontheMallandaskedforthestolenpony。
So,intheend,StricklandandMissYoughalweremarried,onthestrictunderstandingthatStricklandshoulddrophisoldways,andsticktoDepartmentalroutine,whichpaysbestandleadstoSimla。
Stricklandwasfartoofondofhiswife,justthen,tobreakhisword,butitwasasoretrialtohim;forthestreetsandthebazars,andthesoundsinthem,werefullofmeaningtoStrickland,andthesecalledtohimtocomebackandtakeuphiswanderingsandhisdiscoveriesSomeday,IwilltellyouhowhebrokehispromisetohelpafriendThatwaslongsince,andhehas,bythistime,beennearlyspoiltforwhathewouldcallshikarHeisforgettingtheslang,andthebeggar’scant,andthemarks,andthesigns,andthedriftoftheundercurrents,which,ifamanwouldmaster,hemustalwayscontinuetolearn。
ButhefillsinhisDepartmentalreturnsbeautifully。
YOKEDWITHANUNBELIEVER。
Iamdyingforyou,andyouaredyingforanother。
PunjabiProverb。
WhentheGravesendtenderlefttheP&0steamerforBombayandwentbacktocatchthetraintoTown,thereweremanypeopleinitcryingButtheonewhoweptmost,andmostopenlywasMissAgnesLaiterShehadreasontocry,becausetheonlymansheeverloved——orevercouldlove,soshesaid——wasgoingouttoIndia;andIndia,aseveryoneknows,isdividedequallybetweenjungle,tigers,cobras,cholera,andsepoys。
PhilGarron,leaningoverthesideofthesteamerintherain,feltveryunhappytoo;buthedidnotcryHewassentoutto“tea。”
What“tea“meanthehadnotthevaguestidea,butfanciedthathewouldhavetorideonaprancinghorseoverhillscoveredwithtea-
vines,anddrawasumptuoussalaryfordoingso;andhewasverygratefultohisuncleforgettinghimtheberthHewasreallygoingtoreformallhisslack,shiftlessways,savealargeproportionofhismagnificentsalaryyearly,and,inaveryshorttime,returntomarryAgnesLaiterPhilGarronhadbeenlyinglooseonhisfriends’handsforthreeyears,and,ashehadnothingtodo,henaturallyfellinloveHewasverynice;buthewasnotstronginhisviewsandopinionsandprinciples,andthoughhenevercametoactualgriefhisfriendswerethankfulwhenhesaidgood-bye,andwentouttothismysterious“tea“businessnearDarjilingTheysaid:——“Godblessyou,dearboy!Letusneverseeyourfaceagain。”——oratleastthatwaswhatPhilwasgiventounderstand。
Whenhesailed,hewasveryfullofagreatplantoprovehimselfseveralhundredtimesbetterthananyonehadgivenhimcreditfor——
toworklikeahorse,andtriumphantlymarryAgnesLaiterHehadmanygoodpointsbesideshisgoodlooks;hisonlyfaultbeingthathewasweak,theleastlittlebitintheworldweakHehadasmuchnotionofeconomyastheMorningSun;andyetyoucouldnotlayyourhandonanyoneitem,andsay:“HereinPhilGarronisextravagantorreckless。”Norcouldyoupointoutanyparticularviceinhischaracter;buthewas“unsatisfactory“andasworkableasputty。
AgnesLaiterwentaboutherdutiesathome——herfamilyobjectedtotheengagement——withredeyes,whilePhilwassailingtoDarjiling——
“aportontheBengalOcean。”ashismotherusedtotellherfriendsHewaspopularenoughonboardship,mademanyacquaintancesandamoderatelylargeliquorbill,andsentoffhugeletterstoAgnesLaiterateachportThenhefelltoworkonthisplantation,somewherebetweenDarjilingandKangra,and,thoughthesalaryandthehorseandtheworkwerenotquiteallhehadfancied,hesucceededfairlywell,andgavehimselfmuchunnecessarycreditforhisperseverance。
Inthecourseoftime,ashesettledmoreintocollar,andhisworkgrewfixedbeforehim,thefaceofAgnesLaiterwentoutofhismindandonlycamewhenhewasatleisure,whichwasnotoften。
Hewouldforgetallaboutherforafortnight,andrememberherwithastart,likeaschool-boywhohasforgottentolearnhislesson。
ShedidnotforgetPhil,becauseshewasofthekindthatneverforgetsOnly,anotherman——areallydesirableyoungman——
presentedhimselfbeforeMrsLaiter;andthechanceofamarriagewithPhilwasasfaroffasever;andhislettersweresounsatisfactory;andtherewasacertainamountofdomesticpressurebroughttobearonthegirl;andtheyoungmanreallywasaneligiblepersonasincomesgo;andtheendofallthingswasthatAgnesmarriedhim,andwroteatempestuouswhirlwindofalettertoPhilinthewildsofDarjiling,andsaidsheshouldneverknowahappymomentalltherestofherlifeWhichwasatrueprophecy。
Philgotthatletter,andheldhimselfill-treatedThiswastwoyearsafterhehadcomeout;butbydintofthinkingfixedlyofAgnesLaiter,andlookingatherphotograph,andpattinghimselfonthebackforbeingoneofthemostconstantloversinhistory,andwarmingtotheworkashewenton,hereallyfanciedthathehadbeenveryhardlyusedHesatdownandwroteonefinalletter——areallypathetic“worldwithoutend,amen。”epistle;explaininghowhewouldbetruetoEternity,andthatallwomenwereverymuchalike,andhewouldhidehisbrokenheart,etc。,etc。;butif,atanyfuturetime,etc。,etc。,hecouldaffordtowait,etc。,etc。,unchangedaffections,etc。,etc。,returntoheroldlove,etc。,etc。,foreightclosely-writtenpagesFromanartisticpointofview,itwasveryneatwork,butanordinaryPhilistine,whoknewthestateofPhil’srealfeelings——nottheonesherosetoashewentonwriting——wouldhavecalleditthethoroughlymeanandselfishworkofathoroughlymeanandselfish,weakmanButthisverdictwouldhavebeenincorrectPhilpaidforthepostage,andfelteverywordhehadwrittenforatleasttwodaysandahalf。
Itwasthelastflickerbeforethelightwentout。