PresentlyhecameoutandfoundmeleavingcardsontheMess。
Therewasnooneelseintheante-room。
Hesaid:“TheBoyhasgoneoutshootingDOESamanshootteturwitharevolverandawriting-case?”
Isaid:“Nonsense,Major!”forIsawwhatwasinhismind。
Hesaid:“Nonsenseornonsense,I’mgoingtotheCanalnow——atonceIdon’tfeeleasy。”
Thenhethoughtforaminute,andsaid:“Canyoulie?”
“Youknowbest。”Ianswered“It’smyprofession。”
“Verywell。”saidtheMajor;“youmustcomeoutwithmenow——atonce——inanekkatotheCanaltoshootblack-buckGoandputonshikar-kit——quick——anddriveherewithagun。”
TheMajorwasamasterfulman;andIknewthathewouldnotgiveordersfornothingSoIobeyed,andonreturnfoundtheMajorpackedupinanekka——gun-casesandfoodslungbelow——allreadyforashooting-trip。
HedismissedthedriveranddrovehimselfWejoggedalongquietlywhileinthestation;butassoonaswegottothedustyroadacrosstheplains,hemadethatponyflyAcountry-bredcandonearlyanythingatapinchWecoveredthethirtymilesinunderthreehours,butthepoorbrutewasnearlydead。
OnceIsaid:“What’stheblazinghurry,Major?”
Hesaid,quietly:“TheBoyhasbeenalone,byhimself,for——one,two,five——fourteenhoursnow!Itellyou,Idon’tfeeleasy。”
Thisuneasinessspreaditselftome,andIhelpedtobeatthepony。
WhenwecametotheCanalEngineer’sRestHousetheMajorcalledforTheBoy’sservant;buttherewasnoanswerThenwewentuptothehouse,callingforTheBoybyname;buttherewasnoanswer。
“Oh,he’soutshooting。”saidI。
JustthenIsawthroughoneofthewindowsalittlehurricane-lampburningThiswasatfourintheafternoonWebothstoppeddeadintheverandah,holdingourbreathtocatcheverysound;andweheard,insidetheroom,the“brr——brr——brr“ofamultitudeoffliesTheMajorsaidnothing,buthetookoffhishelmetandweenteredverysoftly。
TheBoywasdeadonthecharpoyinthecentreofthebare,lime-
washedroomHehadshothisheadnearlytopieceswithhisrevolverThegun-caseswerestillstrapped,sowasthebedding,andonthetablelayTheBoy’swriting-casewithphotographsHehadgoneawaytodielikeapoisonedrat!
TheMajorsaidtohimselfsoftly:“PoorBoy!Poor,POORdevil!”
Thenheturnedawayfromthebedandsaid:“Iwantyourhelpinthisbusiness。”
KnowingTheBoywasdeadbyhisownhand,Isawexactlywhatthathelpwouldbe,soIpassedovertothetable,tookachair,litacheroot,andbegantogothroughthewriting-case;theMajorlookingovermyshoulderandrepeatingtohimself:“Wecametoolate!——Likearatinahole!——Poor,POORdevil!”
TheBoymusthavespenthalfthenightinwritingtohispeople,andtohisColonel,andtoagirlatHome;andassoonashehadfinished,musthaveshothimself,forhehadbeendeadalongtimewhenwecamein。
Ireadallthathehadwritten,andpassedovereachsheettotheMajorasIfinishedit。
WesawfromhisaccountshowveryseriouslyhehadtakeneverythingHewroteabout“disgracewhichhewasunabletobear“——
“indelibleshame“——“criminalfolly“——“wastedlife。”andsoon;
besidesalotofprivatethingstohisFatherandMothertoomuchtoosacredtoputintoprintThelettertothegirlatHomewasthemostpitifulofall;andIchokedasIreaditTheMajormadenoattempttokeepdry-eyedIrespectedhimforthatHereadandrockedhimselftoandfro,andsimplycriedlikeawomanwithoutcaringtohideitThelettersweresodrearyandhopelessandtouchingWeforgotallaboutTheBoy’sfollies,andonlythoughtofthepoorThingonthecharpoyandthescrawledsheetsinourhandsItwasutterlyimpossibletoletthelettersgoHome。
TheywouldhavebrokenhisFather’sheartandkilledhisMotherafterkillingherbeliefinherson。
AtlasttheMajordriedhiseyesopenly,andsaid:“NicesortofthingtospringonanEnglishfamily!Whatshallwedo?”
Isaid,knowingwhattheMajorhadbroughtmebutfor:“TheBoydiedofcholeraWewerewithhimatthetimeWecan’tcommitourselvestohalf-measuresComealong。”
ThenbeganoneofthemostgrimycomicscenesIhaveevertakenpartin——theconcoctionofabig,writtenlie,bolsteredwithevidence,tosootheTheBoy’speopleatHomeIbegantheroughdraftofaletter,theMajorthrowinginhintshereandtherewhilehegatheredupallthestuffthatTheBoyhadwrittenandburntitinthefireplaceItwasahot,stilleveningwhenwebegan,andthelampburnedverybadlyInduecourseIgotthedrafttomysatisfaction,settingforthhowTheBoywasthepatternofallvirtues,belovedbyhisregiment,witheverypromiseofagreatcareerbeforehim,andsoon;howwehadhelpedhimthroughthesickness——itwasnotimeforlittlelies,youwillunderstand——andhowhehaddiedwithoutpainIchokedwhileIwasputtingdownthesethingsandthinkingofthepoorpeoplewhowouldreadthem。
ThenIlaughedatthegrotesquenessoftheaffair,andthelaughtermixeditselfupwiththechoke——andtheMajorsaidthatwebothwanteddrinks。
IamafraidtosayhowmuchwhiskeywedrankbeforetheletterwasfinishedIthadnottheleasteffectonusThenwetookoffTheBoy’swatch,locket,andrings。
Lastly,theMajorsaid:“WemustsendalockofhairtooA
womanvaluesthat。”
Buttherewerereasonswhywecouldnotfindalockfittosend。
TheBoywasblack-haired,andsowastheMajor,luckilyIcutoffapieceoftheMajor’shairabovethetemplewithaknife,andputitintothepacketweweremakingThelaughing-fitandthechokesgotholdofmeagain,andIhadtostopTheMajorwasnearlyasbad;andwebothknewthattheworstpartoftheworkwastocome。
Wesealedupthepacket,photographs,locket,seals,ring,letter,andlockofhairwithTheBoy’ssealing-waxandTheBoy’sseal。
ThentheMajorsaid:“ForGod’ssakelet’sgetoutside——awayfromtheroom——andthink!”
Wewentoutside,andwalkedonthebanksoftheCanalforanhour,eatinganddrinkingwhatwehadwithus,untilthemoonroseI
knownowexactlyhowamurdererfeelsFinally,weforcedourselvesbacktotheroomwiththelampandtheOtherThinginit,andbegantotakeupthenextpieceofworkIamnotgoingtowriteaboutthisItwastoohorribleWeburnedthebedsteadanddroppedtheashesintotheCanal;wetookupthemattingoftheroomandtreatedthatinthesamewayIwentofftoavillageandborrowedtwobighoes——Ididnotwantthevillagerstohelp——whiletheMajorarranged——theothermattersIttookusfourhours’hardworktomakethegraveAsweworked,wearguedoutwhetheritwasrighttosayasmuchaswerememberedoftheBurialoftheDead。
WecompromisedthingsbysayingtheLord’sPrayerwithaprivateunofficialprayerforthepeaceofthesoulofTheBoyThenwefilledinthegraveandwentintotheverandah——notthehouse——toliedowntosleepWeweredead-tired。
WhenwewoketheMajorsaid,wearily:“Wecan’tgobacktillto-
morrowWemustgivehimadecenttimetodieinHediedearlyTHISmorning,rememberThatseemsmorenatural。”SotheMajormusthavebeenlyingawakeallthetime,thinking。
Isaid:“Thenwhydidn’twebringthebodybacktothecantonments?”
TheMajorthoughtforaminute:——“BecausethepeopleboltedwhentheyheardofthecholeraAndtheekkahasgone!”
ThatwasstrictlytrueWehadforgottenallabouttheekka-pony,andhehadgonehome。
So,wewerelefttherealone,allthatstiflingday,intheCanalRestHouse,testingandre-testingourstoryofTheBoy’sdeathtoseeifitwasweakatanypointAnativeturnedupintheafternoon,butwesaidthataSahibwasdeadofcholera,andheranawayAstheduskgathered,theMajortoldmeallhisfearsaboutTheBoy,andawfulstoriesofsuicideornearly-carried-outsuicide——talesthatmadeone’shaircrispHesaidthathehimselfhadoncegoneintothesameValleyoftheShadowastheBoy,whenhewasyoungandnewtothecountry;soheunderstoodhowthingsfoughttogetherinTheBoy’spoorjumbledheadHealsosaidthatyoungsters,intheirrepentantmoments,considertheirsinsmuchmoreseriousandineffaceablethantheyreallyareWetalkedtogetherallthroughtheevening,andrehearsedthestoryofthedeathofTheBoyAssoonasthemoonwasup,andTheBoy,theoretically,justburied,westruckacrosscountryfortheStationWewalkedfromeighttillsixo’clockinthemorning;butthoughweweredead-tired,wedidnotforgettogotoTheBoy’sroomandputawayhisrevolverwiththeproperamountofcartridgesinthepouchAlsotosethiswriting-caseonthetableWefoundtheColonelandreportedthedeath,feelingmorelikemurderersthaneverThenwewenttobedandslepttheclockround;fortherewasnomoreinus。
Thetalehadcredenceaslongaswasnecessary,foreveryoneforgotaboutTheBoybeforeafortnightwasoverManypeople,however,foundtimetosaythattheMajorhadbehavedscandalouslyinnotbringinginthebodyforaregimentalfuneralThesaddestthingofallwasaletterfromTheBoy’smothertotheMajorandme——withbiginkyblistersalloverthesheetShewrotethesweetestpossiblethingsaboutourgreatkindness,andtheobligationshewouldbeundertousaslongasshelived。
Allthingsconsidered,sheWASunderanobligation;butnotexactlyasshemeant。
MISSYOUGHAL’SSAIS。
WhenManandWomanareagreed,whatcantheKazido?
MahomedanProverb。
SomepeoplesaythatthereisnoromanceinIndiaThosepeoplearewrongOurlivesholdquiteasmuchromanceasisgoodforus。
Sometimesmore。
StricklandwasinthePolice,andpeopledidnotunderstandhim;
sotheysaidhewasadoubtfulsortofmanandpassedbyontheothersideStricklandhadhimselftothankforthisHeheldtheextraordinarytheorythataPolicemaninIndiashouldtrytoknowasmuchaboutthenativesasthenativesthemselvesNow,inthewholeofUpperIndia,thereisonlyONEmanwhocanpassforHinduorMohammedan,chamarorfaquir,ashepleasesHeisfearedandrespectedbythenativesfromtheGhorKathritotheJammaMusjid;
andheissupposedtohavethegiftofinvisibilityandexecutivecontrolovermanyDevilsButwhatgoodhasthisdonehimwiththeGovernment?NoneintheworldHehasnevergotSimlaforhischarge;andhisnameisalmostunknowntoEnglishmen。
Stricklandwasfoolishenoughtotakethatmanforhismodel;and,followingouthisabsurdtheory,dabbledinunsavoryplacesnorespectablemanwouldthinkofexploring——allamongthenativeriff-raffHeeducatedhimselfinthispeculiarwayforsevenyears,andpeoplecouldnotappreciateitHewasperpetually“goingFantee“amongthenatives,which,ofcourse,nomanwithanysensebelievesinHewasinitiatedintotheSatBhaiatAllahabadonce,whenhewasonleave;heknewtheLizard-SongoftheSansis,andtheHalli-Hukkdance,whichisareligiouscan-canofastartlingkindWhenamanknowswhodancestheHalli-Hukk,andhow,andwhen,andwhere,heknowssomethingtobeproudof。
HehasgonedeeperthantheskinButStricklandwasnotproud,thoughhehadhelpedonce,atJagadhri,atthePaintingoftheDeathBull,whichnoEnglishmanmustevenlookupon;hadmasteredthethieves’-patterofthechangars;hadtakenaEusufzaihorse-
thiefalonenearAttock;andhadstoodunderthemimbar-boardofaBordermosqueandconductedserviceinthemannerofaSunniMollah。
HiscrowningachievementwasspendingelevendaysasafaquirinthegardensofBabaAtalatAmritsar,andtherepickingupthethreadsofthegreatNasibanMurderCaseButpeoplesaid,justlyenough:“Whyonearthcan’tStricklandsitinhisofficeandwriteuphisdiary,andrecruit,andkeepquiet,insteadofshowinguptheincapacityofhisseniors?”SotheNasibanMurderCasedidhimnogooddepartmentally;but,afterhisfirstfeelingofwrath,hereturnedtohisoutlandishcustomofpryingintonativelifeBytheway,whenamanonceacquiresatasteforthisparticularamusement,itabideswithhimallhisdaysItisthemostfascinatingthingintheworld;LovenotexceptedWhereothermentooktendaystotheHills,Stricklandtookleaveforwhathecalledshikar,putonthedisguisethatappealedtohimatthetime,steppeddownintothebrowncrowd,andwasswallowedupforawhileHewasaquiet,darkyoungfellow——spare,black-eyes——and,whenhewasnotthinkingofsomethingelse,averyinterestingcompanionStricklandonNativeProgressashehadseenitwasworthhearingNativeshatedStrickland;buttheywereafraidofhimHeknewtoomuch。