ButthatistheamusingpartoftheyearTherearesixothermonthswhennoneevercometocall,andthethermometerwalksinchbyinchuptothetopoftheglass,andtheofficeisdarkenedtojustabovereading-light,andthepress-machinesarered-hottotouch,andnobodywritesanythingbutaccountsofamusementsintheHill-stationsorobituarynoticesThenthetelephonebecomesatinklingterror,becauseittellsyouofthesuddendeathsofmenandwomenthatyouknewintimately,andthepricklyheatcoversyouwithagarment,andyousitdownandwrite:“AslightincreaseofsicknessisreportedfromtheKhudaJantaKhanDistrictTheoutbreakispurelysporadicinitsnature,and,thankstotheenergeticeffortsoftheDistrictauthorities,isnowalmostatanendItis,however,withdeepregretwerecordthedeath。”etc。
Thenthesicknessreallybreaksout,andthelessrecordingandreportingthebetterforthepeaceofthesubscribersButtheEmpiresandtheKingscontinuetodivertthemselvesasselfishlyasbefore,andtheForemanthinksthatadailypaperreallyoughttocomeoutonceintwenty-fourhours,andallthepeopleattheHill-
stationsinthemiddleoftheiramusementssay,“Goodgracious!
whycan’tthepaperbesparkling?I’msurethere’splentygoingonuphere。”
Thatisthedarkhalfofthemoon,and,astheadvertisementssay,“mustbeexperiencedtobeappreciated。”
Itwasinthatseason,andaremarkablyevilseason,thatthepaperbeganrunningthelastissueoftheweekonSaturdaynight,whichistosaySundaymorning,afterthecustomofaLondonpaperThiswasagreatconvenience,forimmediatelyafterthepaperwasputtobedthedawnwouldlowerthethermometerfrom96degreestoalmost84degreesforhalfanhour,andinthatchill——youhavenoideahowcoldis84degreesonthegrassuntilyoubegintoprayforit——averytiredmancouldgetofftosleeperetheheatrousedhim。
OneSaturdaynightitwasmypleasantdutytoputthepapertobedaloneAKingorcourtieroracourtesanoraCommunitywasgoingtodieorgetanewConstitution,ordosomethingthatwasimportantontheothersideoftheworld,andthepaperwastobeheldopentillthelatestpossibleminuteinordertocatchthetelegram。
Itwasapitchy-blacknight,asstiflingasaJunenightcanbe,andtheloo,thered-hotwindfromthewestward,wasboomingamongthetinder-drytreesandpretendingthattherainwasonitsheels。
Nowandagainaspotofalmostboilingwaterwouldfallonthedustwiththeflopofafrog,butallourwearyworldknewthatwasonlypretenceItwasashadecoolerinthepress-roomthantheoffice,soIsatthere,whilethetypetickedandclicked,andthenight-jarshootedatthewindows,andtheallbutnakedcompositorswipedthesweatfromtheirforeheadsandcalledforwaterThethingthatwaskeepingusback,whateveritwas,wouldnotcomeoff,thoughtheloodroppedandthelasttypewasset,andthewholeroundearthstoodstillinthechokingheat,withitsfingeronitslip,towaittheeventIdrowsed,andwonderedwhetherthetelegraphwasablessing,andwhetherthisdyingman,orstrugglingpeople,mightbeawareoftheinconveniencethedelaywascausingTherewasnospecialreasonbeyondtheheatandworrytomaketension,but,astheclock-handscreptuptothreeo-clockandthemachinesspuntheirfly-wheelstwoandthreetimestoseethatallwasinorder,beforeIsaidthewordthatwouldsetthemoff,Icouldhaveshriekedaloud。
ThentheroarandrattleofthewheelsshiveredthequietintolittlebitsIrosetogoaway,buttwomeninwhiteclothesstoodinfrontofmeThefirstonesaid,“It’shim!”Thesecondsaid,“Soitis!”
Andtheybothlaughedalmostasloudlyasthemachineryroared,andmoppedtheirforeheads“Weseedtherewasalightburningacrosstheroad,andweweresleepinginthatditchthereforcoolness,andIsaidtomyfriendhere,’TheofficeisopenLet’scomealo...完整阅读请扫描二维码下载丁香书院APP免费看: