wasawarethatthediabolicalBrahminwasaimingaviolentblowatthebackofmyheadwiththegun-barrelsItwastoolatetoturnroundImusthavereceivedtheblowsomewhereonthenapeofmyneckAhundredthousandfierystarsdancedbeforemyeyes,andIfellforwardssenselessattheedgeof,thequicksand。
WhenIrecoveredconsciousness,theMoonwasgoingdown,andI
wassensibleofintolerablepaininthebackofmyheadGungaDasshaddisappearedandmymouthwasfullofbloodIlaydownagainandprayedthatImightdiewithoutmoreadoThentheunreasoningfurywhichIhadbeforementioned,laidholduponme,andIstaggeredinlandtowardthewallsofthecraterItseemedthatsomeonewascallingtomeinawhisper-“Sahib!
Sahib!Sahib!”exactlyasmybearerusedtocallmeinthemorningIfanciedthatIwasdeliriousuntilahandfulofsandfellatmyfeet。
ThenIlookedupandsawaheadpeeringdownintotheamphitheatre-theheadofDunnoo,mydog-boy,whoattendedtomycolliesAssoonashehadattractedmyattention,hehelduphishandandshowedaropeImotionedstaggeringtoandfroforthewhile,thatheshouldthrowitdownItwasacoupleofleatherpunkah-ropesknottedtogether,withaloopatoneendIslippedtheloopovermyheadandundermyarms;heardDunnoourgesomethingforward;wasconsciousthatIwasbeingdragged,facedownward,upthesteepsandslope,andthenextinstantfoundmyselfchokedandhalffaintingonthesandhillsoverlookingthecraterDunnoo,withhisfaceashygreyinthemoonlight,imploredmenottostaybuttogetbacktomytentatonce。
ItseemsthathehadtrackedPornic’sfootprintsfourteenmilesacrossthesandstothecrater;hadreturnedandtoldmyservants,whoflatlyrefusedtomeddlewithanyone,whiteorblack,oncefallenintothehideousVillageoftheDead;whereuponDunnoohadtakenoneofmyponiesandacoupleofpunkah-ropes,returnedtothecrater,andhauledmeoutasIhavedescribed。
Tocutalongstoryshort,Dunnooisnowmypersonalservantonagoldmohuramonth-asumwhichIstillthinkfartoolittlefortheserviceshehasrenderedNothingonearthwillinducemetogonearthatdevilishsnotagain,ortorevealitswhereaboutsmoreclearlythanIhavedoneOfGungaDassIhaveneverfoundatrace,nordoIwishtodoMysolemotiveingivingthistobepublishedisthehopethatsomeonemaypossiblyidentify,fromthedetailsandtheinventorywhichIhavegivenabove,thecorpseofthemanintheolive-greenhunting-suit。
THEMANWHOWOULDBEKING
BrothertoaPrinceandfellowtoabeggarifhebefoundworthyTheLaw,asquoted,laysdownafairconductoflife,andonenoteasytofollowIhavebeenfellowtoabeggaragainandagainundercircumstanceswhichpreventedeitherofusfindingoutwhethertheotherwasworthyIhavestilltobebrothertoaPrince,thoughIoncecameneartokinshipwithwhatmighthavebeenaveritableKing,andwaspromisedthereversionofaKingdom——
army,law-courts,revenue,andpolicyallcompleteBut,to-day,I
greatlyfearthatmyKingisdead,andifIwantacrownImustgohuntitformyself。
Thebeginningofeverythingwasinarailway-trainupontheroadtoMhowfromAjmirTherehadbeenaDeficitintheBudget,whichnecessitatedtravelling,notSecond-class,whichisonlyhalfasdearasFirst-Class,butbyIntermediate,whichisveryawfulindeedTherearenocushionsintheIntermediateclass,andthepopulationareeitherIntermediate,whichisEurasian,ornative,whichforalongnightjourneyisnasty,orLoafer,whichisamusingthoughintoxicatedIntermediatesdonotbuyfromrefreshment-roomsTheycarrytheirfoodinbundlesandpots,andbuysweetsfromthenativesweetmeat-sellers,anddrinktheroadsidewaterThisiswhyinhotweatherIntermediatesaretakenoutofthecarriagesdead,andinallweathersaremostproperlylookeddownupon。
MyparticularIntermediatehappenedtobeemptytillIreachedNasirabad,whenthebigblack-browedgentlemaninshirt-sleevesentered,and,followingthecustomofIntermediates,passedthetimeofdayHewasawandererandavagabondlikemyself,butwithaneducatedtasteforwhiskyHetoldtalesofthingshehadseenanddone,ofout-of-the-waycornersoftheEmpireintowhichhehadpenetrated,andofadventuresinwhichheriskedhislifeforafewdays’food。
“IfIndiawasfilledwithmenlikeyouandme,notknowingmorethanthecrowswherethey’dgettheirnextday’srations,itisn’tseventymillionsofrevenuethelandwouldbepaying——it’ssevenhundredmillions。”saidhe;andasIlookedathismouthandchinI
wasdisposedtoagreewithhim。
Wetalkedpolitics,——thepoliticsofLoaferdomthatseesthingsfromtheundersidewherethelathandplasterisnotsmoothedoff,——andwetalkedpostalarrangementsbecausemyfriendwantedtosendatelegrambackfromthenextstationtoAjmir,theturning-
offplacefromtheBombaytotheMhowlineasyoutravelwestwardMyfriendhadnomoneybeyondeightannaswhichhewantedfordinner,andIhadnomoneyatall,owingtothehitchintheBudgetbeforementionedFurther,Iwasgoingintoawildernesswhere,thoughIshouldresumetouchwiththeTreasury,therewerenotelegraphofficesIwas,therefore,unabletohelphiminanyway。
“WemightthreatenaStation-master,andmakehimsendawireontick。”saidmyfriend,“butthat’dmeaninquiriesforyouandforme,andI’vegotmyhandsfullthesedaysDidyousayyouweretravellingbackalongthislinewithinanydays?”
“Withinten。”Isaid。
“Can’tyoumakeiteight?”saidhe“Mineisratherurgentbusiness。”
“Icansendyourtelegramswithintendaysifthatwillserveyou。”I
said。
“Icouldn’ttrustthewiretofetchhim,nowIthinkofitIt’sthiswayHeleavesDelhionthe23rdforBombayThatmeanshe’llberunningthroughAjmiraboutthenightofthe23rd。”
“ButI’mgoingintotheIndianDesert。”Iexplained。
“Wellandgood。”saidhe“You’llbechangingatMarwarJunctiontogetintoJodhporeterritory,——youmustdothat,——andhe’llbecomingthroughMarwarJunctionintheearlymorningofthe24thbytheBombayMailCanyoubeatMarwarJunctiononthattime?
’Twon’tbeinconveniencingyou,becauseIknowthatthere’spreciousfewpickingstobegotoutoftheseCentralIndiaStates——
eventhoughyoupretendtobecorrespondentofthe’Backwoodsman。’“
“Haveyouevertriedthattrick?”Iasked。
“Againandagain,buttheResidentsfindyouout,andthenyougetescortedtotheBorderbeforeyou’vetimetogetyourknifeintothemButaboutmyfriendhereImustgivehimawordo’mouthtotellhimwhat’scometome,orelsehewon’tknowwheretogoI
wouldtakeitmorethankindofyouifyouwastocomeoutofCentralIndiaintimetocatchhimatMarwarJunction,andsaytohim,’HehasgoneSouthfortheweek。’He’llknowwhatthatmeansHe’sabigmanwitharedbeard,andagreatswellheis。
You’llfindhimsleepinglikeagentlemanwithallhisluggageroundhiminaSecond-classapartmentButdon’tyoubeafraid。
Slipdownthewindowandsay,’HehasgoneSouthfortheweek,’
andhe’lltumbleIt’sonlycuttingyourtimeofstayinthosepartsbytwodaysIaskyouasastranger——goingtotheWest。”hesaid,withemphasis。
“Wherehaveyoucomefrom?”saidI。
“FromtheEast。”saidhe,“andIamhopingthatyouwillgivehimthemessageontheSquare——forthesakeofmyMotheraswellasyourown。”
Englishmenarenotusuallysoftenedbyappealstothememoryoftheirmothers;butforcertainreasons,whichwillbefullyapparent,Isawfittoagree。
“It’smorethanalittlematter。”saidhe,“andthat’swhyIaskedyoutodoit——andnowIknowthatIcandependonyoudoingitA
Second-classcarriageatMarwarJunction,andared-hairedmanasleepinitYou’llbesuretorememberIgetoutatthenextstation,andImustholdontheretillhecomesorsendsmewhatI
want。”
“I’llgivethemessageifIcatchhim。”Isaid,“andforthesakeofyourMotheraswellasmineI’llgiveyouawordofadviceDon’ttrytoruntheCentralIndiaStatesjustnowasthecorrespondentofthe’Backwoodsman。’There’sarealoneknockingabouthere,anditmightleadtotrouble。”
“Thankyou。”saidhe,simply;“andwhenwilltheswinebegone?I
can’tstarvebecausehe’sruiningmyworkIwantedtogetholdoftheDegumberRajahdownhereabouthisfather’swidow,andgivehimajump。”
“Whatdidhedotohisfather’swidow,then?”
“FilledherupwithredpepperandslipperedhertodeathasshehungfromabeamIfoundthatoutmyself,andI’mtheonlymanthatwoulddaregoingintotheStatetogethush-moneyforit。
They’lltrytopoisonme,sameastheydidinChortumnawhenI
wentonthelootthereButyou’llgivethemanatMarwarJunctionmymessage?”
Hegotoutatalittleroadsidestation,andIreflectedIhadheard,morethanonce,ofmenpersonatingcorrespondentsofnewspapersandbleedingsmallNativeStateswiththreatsofexposure,butI
hadnevermetanyofthecastebeforeTheyleadahardlife,andgenerallydiewithgreatsuddennessTheNativeStateshaveawholesomehorrorofEnglishnewspapers,whichmaythrowlightontheirpeculiarmethodsofgovernment,anddotheirbesttochokecorrespondentswithchampagne,ordrivethemoutoftheirmindwithfour-in-handbarouchesTheydonotunderstandthatnobodycaresastrawfortheinternaladministrationofNativeStatessolongasoppressionandcrimearekeptwithindecentlimits,andtherulerisnotdrugged,drunk,ordiseasedfromoneendoftheyeartotheotherTheyarethedarkplacesoftheearth,fullofunimaginablecruelty,touchingtheRailwayandtheTelegraphononeside,and,ontheother,thedaysofHarun-al-
RaschidWhenIleftthetrainIdidbusinesswithdiversKings,andineightdayspassedthroughmanychangesoflifeSometimesI
woredress-clothesandconsortedwithPrincesandPoliticals,drinkingfromcrystalandeatingfromsilverSometimesIlayoutuponthegroundanddevouredwhatIcouldget,fromaplatemadeofleaves,anddranktherunningwater,andsleptunderthesamerugasmyservantItwasallintheday’swork。
ThenIheadedfortheGreatIndianDesertupontheproperdate,asIhadpromised,andthenightMailsetmedownatMarwarJunction,whereafunnylittle,happy-go-lucky,native-managedrailwayrunstoJodhporeTheBombayMailfromDelhimakesashorthaltatMarwarShearrivedjustasIgotin,andIhadjusttimetohurrytoherplatformandgodownthecarriagesTherewasonlyoneSecond-classonthetrainIslippedthewindowandlookeddownuponaflaming-redbeard,halfcoveredbyarailway-
rugThatwasmyman,fastasleep,andIdughimgentlyintheribs。
Hewokewithagrunt,andIsawhisfaceinthelightofthelamps。
Itwasagreatandshiningface。
“Ticketsagain?”saidhe。
“No。”saidI“IamtotellyouthatheisgoneSouthfortheweek。
HehasgoneSouthfortheweek!”
ThetrainhadbeguntomoveoutTheredmanrubbedhiseyes。
“HehasgoneSouthfortheweek。”herepeated“Nowthat’sjustlikehisimpidenceDidhesaythatIwastogiveyouanything?
’CauseIwon’t。”
“Hedidn’t。”Isaid,anddroppedaway,andwatchedtheredlightsdieoutinthedarkItwashorriblycoldbecausethewindwasblowingoffthesandsIclimbedintomyowntrain——notanIntermediatecarriagethistime——andwenttosleep。
IfthemanwiththebeardhadgivenmearupeeIshouldhavekeptitasamementoofarathercuriousaffairButtheconsciousnessofhavingdonemydutywasmyonlyreward。
LateronIreflectedthattwogentlemenlikemyfriendscouldnotdoanygoodiftheyforegatheredandpersonatedcorrespondentsofnewspapers,andmight,iftheyblackmailedoneofthelittlerat-
trapStatesofCentralIndiaorSouthernRajputana,getthemselvesintoseriousdifficultiesIthereforetooksometroubletodescribethemasaccuratelyasIcouldremembertopeoplewhowouldbeinterestedindeportingthem;andsucceeded,soIwaslaterinformed,inhavingthemheadedbackfromtheDegumberborders。
ThenIbecamerespectable,andreturnedtoanofficewheretherewerenoKingsandnoincidentsoutsidethedailymanufactureofanewspaperAnewspaperofficeseemstoattracteveryconceivablesortofperson,totheprejudiceofdisciplineZenana-missionladiesarrive,andbegthattheEditorwillinstantlyabandonallhisdutiestodescribeaChristianprize-givinginabackslumofaperfectlyinaccessiblevillage;Colonelswhohavebeenoverpassedforcommandsitdownandsketchtheoutlineofaseriesoften,twelve,ortwenty-fourleadingarticlesonSeniorityversusSelection;missionarieswishtoknowwhytheyhavenotbeenpermittedtoescapefromtheirregularvehiclesofabuse,andswearatabrothermissionaryunderspecialpatronageoftheeditorialWe;strandedtheatricalcompaniestroopuptoexplainthattheycannotpayfortheiradvertisements,butontheirreturnfromNewZealandorTahitiwilldosowithinterest;inventorsofpatentpunka-pullingmachines,carriagecouplings,andunbreakableswordsandaxletreescallwithspecificationsintheirpocketsandhoursattheirdisposal;teacompaniesenterandelaboratetheirprospectuseswiththeofficepens;secretariesofballcommitteesclamourtohavethegloriesoftheirlastdancemorefullydescribed;strangeladiesrustleinandsay,“Iwantahundredlady’scardsprintedatonce,please。”whichismanifestlypartofanEditor’sduty;andeverydissoluteruffianthatevertrampedtheGrandTrunkRoadmakesithisbusinesstoaskforemploymentasaproof-readerAnd,allthetime,thetelephone-bellisringingmadly,andKingsarebeingkilledontheContinent,andEmpiresaresaying,“You’reanother。”andMisterGladstoneiscallingdownbrimstoneupontheBritishDominions,andthelittleblackcopyboysarewhining,“kaa-pichay-ha-yeh““Copywanted“,liketiredbees,andmostofthepaperisasblankasModred’sshield。