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  preachedinaministerialrobe,orderedespeciallyforthatday。ItwasmadeofblackcrepedeChine,withgreatdoubleflowingsleeves,whitesilkunder—
  sleeves,andawidewhitesilkunderfolddownthefront;andImaymentioncasuallythatitlookedverymuchbetterthanIfelt,forIwasverynervous。
  MyfatherhadcomeontoChicagoespeciallytohearmysermon,andhadbeeninvitedtositontheplatform。Evenyethewasnotwhollyreconciledtomypublicwork,buthewasbeginningtotakeadeepinterestinit。IgreatlydesiredtopleasehimandtosatisfyMissAnthony,whowasextremelyanxiousthatonthatdayofalldaysIshoulddomybest。
  Igaveanunusualamountoftimeandthoughttothatsermon,andatlastevolvedwhatImodestlybelievedtobeagoodone。Ineverwriteoutasermoninadvance,butIdiditthistime,laboriously,andthenmemorizedtheeffort。ThenightbeforethesermonwastobedeliveredMissAnthonyaskedmeaboutit,andwhenIrealizedhowdeeplyin—
  terestedshewasIdeliveredittoherthenandthereasarehearsal。Itwasverylate,andIknewwewouldnotbeinterrupted。Asshelistenedherfacegrewlongerandlongerandherlipsdroopedatthecorners。HerdisappointmentwassoobviousthatIhaddifficultyinfinishingmyrecitation;butIfinallygotthroughit,thoughratherweaklytowardtheend,andwaitedtohearwhatshewouldsay,hopingagainsthopethatshehadlikeditbetterthansheseemedto。ButSusanB。Anthonywasthefrankestaswellasthekindestofwomen。Reso—
  lutelysheshookherhead。
  ``It’snogood,Anna,’’shesaid;firmly。``You’llhavetodobetter。You’vepolishedandrepolishedthatsermonuntilthere’snolifeleftinit。It’sdead。
  Besides,Idon’tcareforyourtext。’’
  ``Thengivemeatext,’’Idemanded,gloomily。
  ``Ican’t,’’saidAuntSusan。
  Iwastiredandbitterlydisappointed,andbothconditionsshowedinmyreply。
  ``Well,’’Iasked,somberly,``ifyoucan’tevensupplyatext,howdoyousupposeI’mgoingtodeliverabrand—newsermonatteno’clockto—morrowmorning?’’
  ``Oh,’’declaredAuntSusan,blithely,``you’llfindatext。’’
  Isuggestedseveral,butshedidnotlikethem。
  AtlastIsaid,``Ihaveit——`Letnomantakethycrown。’’’
  ``That’sit!’’exclaimedMissAnthony。``Giveusagoodsermononthattext。’’
  Shewenttoherroomtosleepthesleepofthejustandtheuntroubled,butItossedinmybedtherestofthenight,planningthepointsofthenewsermon。AfterIhaddelivereditthenextmorningIwenttomyfathertoassisthimfromtheplatform。
  Hewastrembling,andhiseyeswerefulloftears。
  Heseizedmyarmandpressedit。
  ``NowIamreadytodie,’’wasallhesaid。
  IwassotiredthatIfeltreadytodie,too;buthissatisfactionandaglanceatAuntSusan’scon—
  tentedfacegavemethetonicIneeded。Fatherdiedtwoyearslater,andasIwascampaigninginCaliforniaIwasnotwithhimattheend。Itwasacomforttoremember,however,thatinthetwilightofhislifehehadlearnedtounderstandhismostdifficultdaughter,andtogivehercreditforearnest—
  nessofpurpose,atleast,infollowingthelifethathadledherawayfromhim。Afterhisdeath,andimme—
  diatelyuponmyreturnfromCalifornia,Ivisitedmymother,anditwaswellindeedthatIdid,forwithinafewmonthsshefollowedfatherintotheotherworldforwhichallofherunselfishlifehadbeenapreparation。
  Ourlastdaystogetherwereperfect。Herattitudewasoneofsereneandcheerfulexpectancy,andI
  alwaysthinkofherassittingamongtheprimrosesandbluebellssheloved,whichseemedtobloomunceasinglyinthewindowsofherroom。Irecall,too,withgratitude,atriflewhichgaveherapleasureoutofallproportiontowhatIhaddreameditwoulddo。ShehadexpressedalongingforsomeEnglishheather,``notthehot—housevariety,butthekindthatbloomsonthehills,’’andIhadsucceededingettingabunchforherbywritingtoanEnglishfriend。
  Itspossessionfilledherwithjoy,andfromthetimeitcameuntilthedayhereyesclosedintheirlastsleepitwasrarelybeyondreachofherhand。
  Atherrequest,whenshewasburiedwelaidtheheatheronherheart——theheartofatrueandloyalwoman,who,thoughherchildrenhadnotknownit,musthavelongedwithoutceasingthroughoutherNewWorldlifefortheOldWorldofheryouth。
  TheScandinavianspeechwasanevenmorevitalexperiencethantheChicagoone,forinStockholmIdeliveredthefirstsermoneverpreachedbyawomanintheStateChurchofSweden,andtheeventwasprecededbyanamountofpoliticalandjournalisticoppositionwhichgaveitaninternationalimportance。IhadalsobeeninvitedbytheNor—
  wegianwomentopreachintheStateChurchofNorway,butthereweexperiencedobstacles。BythelawsofNorwaywomenarepermittedtoholdallpublicofficesexceptthoseinthearmy,navy,andchurch——aratherremarkablemilitantandspiritualcombination。Asawoman,therefore,IwasdeniedtheuseofthechurchbytheMinisterofChurchAffairs。
  Thedecisioncreatedgreatexcitementandmuchdelvingintothelaw。ItthenappearedthatiftheuseofaStateChurchisdesiredforaministerofaforeigncountrythegovernmentcangivesuchper—
  mission。ItwasthoughtthatImightslipinthroughthisloophole,andapplicationwasmadetothegovernment。ThereplycamethatpermissioncouldbereceivedonlyfromtheentireCabinet;andwhiletheCabinetgentlemenwerefeverishlydiscussingtheimportantissue,theNorwegianpressbecameactive,pointingoutthattheMinisterofChurchAffairshadarrogantlyassumedtherightoftheentireCabinetindenyingtheapplication。ThechargewastakenupbythepartyopposedtothegovernmentpartyinParliament,andtheMinisterofChurchAffairsswiftlyturnedthewholematterovertohisconferees。
  TheCabinetheldasession,andbyavoteoffourtothreedecidedNOTtoallowawomantopreachintheStateChurch。IamhappytoaddthatofthethreewhovotedfavorablyonthequestiononewasthePremierofNorway。Againthenewspapersgraspedtheiropportunity——especiallytheorgansoftheoppositionparty。Myroomswerefilledwithreporters,whiledailytheexcitementgrew。ThequestionwasbroughtupinParliament,andIwasinvitedtoattendandhearthediscussionthere。
  BythistimeeverynewspaperinScandinaviawasfororagainstme;andtheresultofthewholematterwasthat,thoughtheStateChurchofNorwaywasnotopenedtome,amostunusualinteresthadbeenarousedinmysermonintheStateChurchofSweden。
  WhenIarrivedtheretokeepmyengagement,notonlywasthewonderfulstructurepackedtoitswalls,butthewaitingcrowdsinthestreetweresolargethatthepolicehaddifficultyinopeningawayforourparty。
  IshallneverforgetmyimpressionofthechurchitselfwhenIenteredit。ItwillalwaysstandforthinmymemoryasoneofthemostbeautifulchurchesIhaveevervisited。Oneverysideweremonu—
  mentsofdeadheroesandstatesmen,andthehigh,vaultedbluedomeseemedliketheopenskyaboveourheads。Overuslayalightlikeasofttwilight,andthegreatcongregationfillednotonlyallthepews,buttheaisles,theplatform,andeventhestepsofthepulpit。TheusherswereyoungwomenfromtheUniversityofUpsala,wearingwhiteuni—
  versitycapswithblackvizors,andsashesintheuniversitycolors。Theanthemwascomposedes—
  peciallyfortheoccasionbythefirstwomancathe—
  dralorganistinSweden——theorganistofthecathe—
  dralinGothenburg——andshehadbroughtwithherthirtymembersofherchoir,allofthemremarkablesingers。
  Thewholeoccasionwasindescribablyimpressive,andIrealizedineveryfiberthenecessityofbeingworthyofit。Also,IexperiencedasensationsuchasIhadneverknownbefore,andwhichIcanonlydescribeasaseemingcompleteseparationofmyphysicalselffrommyspiritualself。Itwasasifmybodystoodasideandwatchedmysoulenterthatpulpit。Therewasnouncertainty,nonervousness,thoughusuallyIamverynervouswhenIbegintospeak;andwhenIhadfinishedIknewthatIhaddonemybest。
  ButallthisisalongwayfromtheearlydaysI
  wasdiscussing,whenIwasmakingmyfirstdiffidentbowstolectureaudiencesandlearningthelessonsofthepioneerinthelecture—field。Iwassoontolearnmore,forin1888MissAnthonypersuadedmetodropmytemperanceworkandconcentratemyenergiesonthesuffragecause。ForalongtimeI
  hesitated。IwasveryhappyinmyconnectionwiththeWoman’sChristianTemperanceUnion,andIknewthatMissWillardwasdependingonmetocontinueit。ButMissAnthony’sargumentswereirrefutable,andshewasherself,asalways,irresistible。
  ``Youcan’twintwocausesatonce,’’sheremindedme。``You’remerelyscatteringyourenergies。Be—
  ginatthebeginning。Winsuffrageforwomen,andtherestwillfollow。’’Asanaddedargument,shetookmewithheronherKansascampaign,andafterthatnofurtherargumentswereneeded。Fromthenuntilherdeath,eighteenyearslater,MissAnthonyandIworkedshouldertoshoulder。
  ThemostinterestinglectureepisodeofourfirstKansascampaignwasmydebatewithSenatorJohnJ。Ingalls。Beforethis,however,onourarrivalatAtchison,Mrs。IngallsgavealuncheonforMissAnthony,andRachelFosterAveryandIwerealsoinvited。MissAnthonysatattherightofSenatorIngalls,andIathisleft,whileMrs。Ingalls,ofcourse,adornedtheoppositeendofhertable。Mrs。AveryandIhadjustbeenentertainedforseveraldaysatthehomeofavegetarianfriendwhodidnotknowhowtocookvegetables,andwewerebothhalfstarved。WhenwewereinvitedtotheIngallshomewehadutteredinunisonajoyouscry,``Nowweshallhavesomethingtoeat!’’Attheluncheon,however,SenatorIngallskeptMissAnthonyandmetalkingsteadily。Hewasnotinfavorofsuffrageforwomen,buthewishedtoknowallsortsofthingsabouttheCause,andwewereanxioustohavehimknowthem。
  TheresultwasthatIhadtimeforonlyanoccasionalmouthful,whiledownattheendofthetableMrs。
  Averyateandate,pausingonlytosendmeglancesofheartfeltsympathy。Also,whenevershehadanespeciallytoothsomemorselontheendofherforkshewickedlysucceededincatchingmyeyeandthusaddingthelastsybaritictouchtoherenjoyment。
  Notwithstandingthewealthofknowledgewehadbestoweduponhim,orperhapsbecauseofit,thefollowingnightSenatorIngallsmadehisfamousspeechagainstsuffrage,anditfelltomylottoanswerhim。Inthecourseofhisremarksheaskedthisquestion:``WouldyouliketoaddthreemillionilliteratevoterstothelargebodyofilliteratevoterswehaveinAmericato—day?’’Theaudienceap—
  plaudedlight—heartedly,butIwasdisturbedbythesophistryofthequestion。OneofSenatorIngalls’smostdiscussedpersonalpeculiaritieswasthepartingofhishairinthemiddle。Cartoonistsandnews—
  paperwritersalwaysmademuchofthis,sowhenI
  rosetoreplyIfeltjustifiedinmentioningit。
  ``SenatorIngalls,’’Ibegan,``partshishairinthemiddle,asweallknow,buthemakesupforitbypartinghisfiguresononeside。Lastnighthegaveyoutheshortsideofhisfigures。AtthepresenttimethereareintheUnitedStatesabouteighteenmillionwomenofvotingage。WhentheSenatoraskedwhetheryouwantedthreemillionadditionalilliteratewomenvoters,heforgottoaskalsoifyoudidn’twantfifteenmillionadditionalintelligentwomenvoters!
  Wewillgrantthatitwilltakethevotesofthreemillionintelligentwomentowipeoutthevotesofthreemillionilliteratewomen。Butdon’tforgetthatthatwouldstillleaveustwelvemillionintelligentvotestothegood!’’
  Theaudienceapplaudedasgailyasithadap—
  plaudedSenatorIngallswhenhespokeontheotherside,andIcontinued:
  ``Nowwomenhavealwaysbeengeneroustomen。
  Soofourtwelvemillionintelligentvoterswewillofferfourmilliontooffsetthevotesofthefourmillionilliteratemeninthiscountry——andthenwewillstillhaveeightmillionintelligentvotestoaddtotheotherintelligentvoteswhicharecast。’’
  Theaudienceseemedtoenjoythis。
  ``Theanti—suffragistsarefairlysafe,’’Iended,``aslongastheyremainontheplaneofprophecy。
  Butassoonastheytacklemathematicstheygetintotrouble!’’
  MissAnthonywasmuchpleasedbythewidepublicitygiventothisdebate,butSenatorIngallsfailedtoshareherenthusiasm。
  ItwasshortlyafterthisencounterthatIhadtwotravelingexperienceswhichnearlycostmemylife。OneofthemoccurredinOhioatthetimeofaspringfreshet。IknowofnostatethatcancoveritselfwithwaterascompletelyasOhiocan,andfornoapparentreason。Onthisoccasionitwasbreak—
  ingitsownrecord。Wehaddriventwentymilesacrosscountryinabuggywhichwasbarelyoutofthewater,andbehindhorsesthatattimeswerealmostforcedtoswim,andwhenwegotnearthetownwhereIwastolecture,thoughstillontheoppositesideoftheriverfromit,wediscoveredthatthebridgewasgone。Wehadagoodviewofthetown,situatedhighanddryonasteepbank;buttheriverwhichrolledbetweenusandthattownwasaroaring,boilingstream,andtheonlypossiblewaytocrossit,Ifound,wastowalkoverarailroadtrestle,alreadytremblingundertheforceofthewater。
  Therewerehundredsofmenontheriver—bankwatchingtheflood,andwhentheysawmestartoutontheemptytrestletheysetupacheerthatnearlythrewmeoff。Theriverwaswideandthetiesfarapart,andtheroarofthestreambelowwasfarfromreassuring;butinsomewayIreachedtheotherside,andwastherehelpedoffthetrestlebywhatthenewspaperscalled``strongandwillinghands。’’
  Anothertime,inadesperateresolvetomeetalectureengagement,IwalkedacrosstherailroadtrestleatElmira,NewYork,andwhenIwashalf—
  wayoverIheardshoutsofwarningtoturnback,asatrainwascoming。Thetrestlewasveryhighatthatpoint,andIrealizedthatifIturnedandfacedanoncomingtrainIwouldundoubtedlylosemynerveandfall。SoIkepton,asrapidlyasIcould,accompaniedbytheshrieksofthosewhoobjectedtowitnessingaviolentdeath,andIreachedtheendofthetrestlejustasanexpress—trainthunderedonthebeginningofit。ThenextinstantapolicemanhadmebytheshouldersandwasshakingmeasifIhadbeenabadchild。
  ``Ifyoueverdosuchathingagain,’’hethundered,``I’lllockyouup!’’
  AssoonasIcouldspeakIassuredhimferventlythatIneverwould;onesuchexperiencewasallI
  desired。
  Occasionallyaflashofhumor,consciousorun—
  conscious,litupthegloomofatryingsituation。
  Thus,inParkersburg,WestVirginia,thetrainI
  wasonranintoacoal—car。Iwassittinginasleep—
  er,leaningbackcomfortablywithmyfeetontheseatinfrontofme,andtheforceofthecollisionliftedmeup,turnedmecompletelyover,anddepositedme,headfirst,twoseatsbeyond。OneverysideI
  heardcriesandthecrashofhumanbodiesagainstunyieldingsubstancesasmyfellow—passengersflewthroughtheair,whilehighandclearabovethetumultrangthevoiceoftheconductor:
  ``Keepyourseats!’’heyelled。``KEEPYOURSEATS!’’
  Nobodyinourcarwasseriouslyhurt;but,sogreatisthepowerofvestedauthority,noonesmiledoverthatorderbutme。
  Manytimesmymedicalexperiencewasuseful。
  OnceIwasonatrainwhichranintoabuggyandkilledthewomaninit。Herlittledaughter,whowaswithher,wasbadlyhurt,andwhenthetrainhadstoppedthecrewliftedthedeadwomanandtheinjuredchildonboard,totakethemtothenextstation。AsIwastheonlydoctoramongthepas—
  sengers,thechildwasturnedovertome。Imadeupabedontheseatsandputthelittlepatientthere,butnowomaninthecarwasabletoassistme。Thetragedyhadmadethemhysterical,andoneverysidetheywereweepingandnerveless。Themenwerewillingbutinefficient,withtheexceptionofoneun—
  couthwoodsmanwhosetrousersweretuckedintohisbootsandwhosehandswerephenomenallybigandawkward。Buttheywerealsoverygentle,asIrealizedwhenhebegantohelpme。IknewatoncethathewasthemanIneeded,notwithstandinghisunkempthair,hisgeneralungainliness,thehatheworeonthebackofhishead,andthepinkcarnationinhisbuttonhole,which,byitsveryin—
  congruity,addedthefinalaccenttohisunprepossess—
  ingappearance。Togetherweworkedoverthechild,makingitascomfortableaswecould。Itwashard—
  lynecessarytotellmyaidewhatIwanteddone;
  heseemedtoknowandeventoanticipatemyefforts。
  Whenwereachedthenextstationthedeadwomanwastakenoutandlaidontheplatform,andanurseanddoctorwhohadbeentelegraphedforwerewait—
  ingtocareforthelittlegirl。Shewasconsciousbythistime,andwiththemostexquisitegentlenessmyrusticBayardliftedherinhisarmstocarryheroffthetrain。QuiteunnecessarilyImotionedtohimnottoletherseeherdeadmother。Hewasnotthesortwhoneededthatwarning;hehadalreadyturnedherfacetohisshoulder,and,withheadbentlowaboveher,wassafelyskirtingthespotwherethelong,coveredfigurelay。
  Evidentlythestationwashisdestination,too,forheremainedthere;butjustasthetrainpulledouthecamehurryingtomywindow,tookthecar—
  nationfromhisbuttonhole,andwithoutawordhandedittome。AndafterthetragichourinwhichIhadlearnedtoknowhimthecrushedflower,fromthatman,seemedthebestfeeIhadeverreceived。
  IX
  ``AUNTSUSAN’’
  InTheLifeofSusanB。Anthonyitismentionedthat1888wasayearofspecialrecognitionofourgreatleader’swork,butthatitwasalsotheyearinwhichmanyofherclosestfriendsandstrongestsupportersweretakenfromherbydeath。A。Bron—
  sonAlcottwasamongthese,andLouisaM。Alcott,aswellasDr。Lozier;andspecialstressislaidonMissAnthony’ssenseoflossinthediminishingcircleofherfriends——alosswhichnewfriendsandworkerscameforward,eagertosupply。
  ``Chiefamongthese,’’addstherecord,``wasAnnaShaw,who,fromthetimeoftheInternationalCoun—
  cilin’88,gavehertruestallegiancetoMissAn—
  thony。’’
  ItistruethatfromthatyearuntilMissAnthony’sdeathin1906wetwowererarelyseparated;andIneverreadtheparagraphIhavejustquotedwith—
  outseeing,asinavision,thefigureof``AuntSusan’’
  assheslippedintomyhotelroominChicagolateonenightafteraneveningmeetingoftheInter—
  nationalCouncil。Ihadgonetobed——indeed,Iwasalmostasleepwhenshecame,forthedayhadbeenasexhaustingasitwasinteresting。Butnotwith—
  standingthelatenessofthehour,``AuntSusan,’’
  thennearingseventy,wasstillasfreshandasfullofenthusiasmasayounggirl。Shehadagreatdealtosay,shedeclared,andsheproceededtosayit——
  sittinginabigeasy—chairnearthebed,witharugaroundherknees,whileIproppedmyselfupwithpillowsandlistened。
  Hourspassedandthedawnpeeredwanlythroughthewindows,butstillMissAnthonytalkedoftheCausealwaysoftheCause——andofwhatwetwomustdoforit。Thepreviouseveningshehadbeentoobusytoeatanydinner,andIgreatlydoubtwhethershehadeatenanyluncheonatnoon。Shehadbeenonherfeetforhoursatatime,andshehadheldnumerousdiscussionswithotherwomenshewishedtoinspiretospecialeffort。Yet,afteritall,hereshewaslayingoutourcampaignsforyearsahead,foreseeingeverything,forgettingnothing,andsweepingmewithherinherflighttowardourcom—
  mongoal,untilI,whoamnoteasilycarriedoffmyfeet,experiencedanalmostdizzysenseofexhilara—
  tion。
  Suddenlyshestopped,lookedatthegas—jetspalinginthemorninglightthatfilledtheroom,andforafleetinginstantseemedsurprised。Inthenextshehaddismissedfromhermindtherealizationthatwehadtalkedallnight。Whyshouldwenottalkallnight?Itwaspartofourwork。Shethrewofftheenvelopingrugandrose。
  ``Imustdressnow,’’shesaid,briskly。``I’vecalledacommitteemeetingbeforethemorningsession。’’
  Onherwaytothedoornaturesmoteherwithararereminder,buteventhenshedidnotrealizethatitwaspersonal。``Perhaps,’’sheremarked,tenta—
  tively,``yououghttohaveacupofcoffee。’’
  Thatwas``AuntSusan。’’AndintheeighteenyearswhichfollowedIhaddailyillustrationsofhersuperioritytopurelyhumanweaknesses。Toherthehardshipsweunderwentlater,inourWesterncampaignsforwomansuffrage,wereastheairiesttrifles。Likeatruesoldier,shecouldsnatchamo—
  mentofsleeporamouthfuloffoodwhereshefoundit,andifeitherwasnotforthcomingshedidnotmissit。Tomeshewasanunceasinginspira—
  tion——thetorchthatilluminedmylife。Wewentthroughsomedifficultyearstogether——yearswhenwefoughthardforeachinchofheadwaywegained——butIfoundfullcompensationforeveryeffortinthegloryofworkingwithherfortheCausethatwasfirstinbothourhearts,andinthehappinessofbeingherfriend。LaterIshalldescribeinmoredetailthesuffragecampaignsandtheNationalandInter—
  nationalcouncilsinwhichwetookpart;nowitisofherIwishtowrite——ofherbigness,hermany—
  sidedness,herhumor,hercourage,herquickness,hersympathy,herunderstanding,herforce,hersupremecommon—sense,herselflessness;inshort,oftherarebeautyofhernatureasIlearnedtoknowit。
  Likemostgreatleaders,shetookone’sbestworkforgranted,andwascharywithherpraise;andevenwhenpraisewasgivenitusuallycamebyindirectroutes。Irecallwithamusementthatthehighestcomplimentsheeverpaidmeinpublicinvolvedherinatanglefromwhich,later,onlyherquickwitextricatedher。WewerelecturinginanespeciallypioustownwhichIshallcallB————,andjustbeforeIwentontheplatformMissAnthonyremarked,peacefully:
  ``ThesepeoplehavealwaysclaimedthatIamir—
  religious。TheywillnotacceptthefactthatIamaQuaker——or,rather,theyseemtothinkaQuakerisaninfidel。IamgladyouareaMethodist,fornowtheycannotclaimthatwearenotorthodox。’’
  Shewasstillenvelopedinthecomfortofthisre—
  flectionwhensheintroducedmetoouraudience,andtoimpressmyqualificationsuponmyhearersshemadeherintroductioninthesewords:
  ``ItisapleasuretointroduceMissShaw,whoisaMethodistminister。Andsheisnotonlyortho—
  doxoftheorthodox,butsheisalsomyrightbower!’’
  Therewasagaspfromthepiousaudience,andthenaroaroflaughterfromirreverentmen,inwhich,Imustconfess,Ilight—heartedlyjoined。ForonceinherlifeMissAnthonylostherpresenceofmind;shedidnotknowhowtomeetthesituation,forshehadnoideawhathadcausedthelaughter。
  Itbubbledforthagainandagainduringtheeve—
  ning,andeachtimeMissAnthonyreceivedthedem—
  onstrationwiththesameairofpuzzledsurprise。
  WhenwehadreturnedtoourhotelroomsIexplainedthemattertoher。IdonotremembernowwhereIhadacquiredmyownsinfulknowledge,butthatnightIfaced``AuntSusan’’fromthepedestalofasophisticatedworldling。
  ``Don’tyouknowwhatarightboweris?’’Ide—
  manded,sternly。
  ``OfcourseIdo,’’insisted``AuntSusan。’’``It’saright—handman——thekindonecan’tdowithout。’’
  ``Itisacard,’’Itoldher,firmly——``aleadingcardinagamecalledeuchre。’’
  ``AuntSusan’’wasdazed。``Ididn’tknowithadanythingtodowithcards,’’shemused,mournfully。
  ``Whatmusttheythinkofme?’’
  Whattheythoughtbecamequiteevident。Thenewspapersmadecountlessjokesatourexpense,andthereweresignificantsmilesonthefacesintheaudiencethatawaitedusthenextnight。WhenMissAnthonywalkedupontheplatformsheatonceproceededtoclearherselfofthetacitchargeagainsther。
  ``WhenIcametoyourtown,’’shebegan,cheer—
  fully,``Ihadbeenwarnedthatyouwereaveryreligiouslotofpeople。IwantedtoimpressuponyouthefactthatMissShawandIarereligious,too。
  ButIadmitthatwhenItoldyoushewasmyrightbowerIdidnotknowwhatarightbowerwas。I
  havelearnedthat,sincelastnight。’’
  Shewaiteduntilthehappychortlesofherhearershadsubsided,andthenwenton。
  ``Itinterestsmeverymuch,however,’’shecon—
  cluded,``torealizethateveryoneofyouseemedtoknowallaboutarightbower,andthatIhadtocometoyourgood,orthodoxtowntogettheinforma—
  tion。’’
  Thattimethejokewasontheaudience。
  MissAnthony’shomewasinRochester,NewYork,anditwassaidbyourfriendsthatontherareoccasionswhenwewerenottogether,andIwaslecturingindependently,``allreturnroadsledthroughRochester。’’Iinvariablyfoundsomeex—
  cusetogothereandreporttoher。TogetherwemusthavewornoutmanyRochesterpavements,for``AuntSusan’s’’petrecreationwaswalking,andsheusedtowalkmeroundandroundthecitysquares,farintothenight,andatapacethatmadepolicemengapeatusasweflewby。Somedis—
  respectfulyouthonceremarkedthatontheseoc—
  casionswesuggestedaracebetweenarulerandarubberball——forshewasverytallandthin,whileIamshortandplump。TokeepupwithherI
  literallyboundedatherside。
  Acertainamountofindependentlecturingwasnecessaryforme,forIhadtoearnmyliving。TheNationalAmericanWomanSuffrageAssociationhasneverpaidsalariestoitsofficers,so,whenIbe—
  camevice—presidentandeventually,in1904,presi—
  dentoftheassociation,Icontinuedtoworkgratui—