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  InthiswayPhilipbecameathemeofuniversalapprehension。The
  mysteryinwhichhewasenvelopedexaggeratedhisrealterrors。Hewas
  anevilthatwalkedindarkness;whosecomingnonecouldforesee,
  andagainstwhichnoneknewwhentobeonthealert。Thewholecountry
  aboundedwithrumorsandalarms。Philipseemedalmostpossessedof
  ubiquity;for,inwhateverpartofthewidely—extendedfrontieran
  irruptionfromtheforesttookplace,Philipwassaidtobeits
  leader。Manysuperstitiousnotionsalsowerecirculatedconcerning
  him。Hewassaidtodealinnecromancy,andtobeattendedbyanold
  Indianwitchorprophetess,whomheconsulted,andwhoassistedhimby
  hercharmsandincantations。Thisindeedwasfrequentlythecase
  withIndianchiefs;eitherthroughtheirowncredulity,ortoactupon
  thatoftheirfollowers:andtheinfluenceoftheprophetandthe
  dreameroverIndiansuperstitionhasbeenfullyevidencedinrecent
  instancesofsavagewarfare。
  AtthetimethatPhilipeffectedhisescapefromPocasset,his
  fortuneswereinadesperatecondition。Hisforceshadbeenthinnedby
  repeatedfights,andhehadlostalmostthewholeofhisresources。In
  thistimeofadversityhefoundafaithfulfriendinCanonchet,
  chiefSachemofalltheNarragansetts。Hewasthesonandheirof
  Miantonimo,thegreatSachem,who,asalreadymentioned,afteran
  honorableacquittalofthechargeofconspiracy,hadbeenprivately
  puttodeathattheperfidiousinstigationsofthesettlers。"Hewas
  theheir,"saystheoldchronicler,"ofallhisfather’sprideand
  insolence,aswellasofhismalicetowardstheEnglish;"—he
  certainlywastheheirofhisinsultsandinjuries,andthelegitimate
  avengerofhismurder。Thoughhehadforbornetotakeanactivepart
  inthishopelesswar,yethereceivedPhilipandhisbrokenforces
  withopenarms;andgavethemthemostgenerouscountenanceand
  support。ThisatoncedrewuponhimthehostilityoftheEnglish;
  anditwasdeterminedtostrikeasignalblowthatshouldinvolveboth
  theSachemsinonecommonruin。Agreatforcewas,therefore
  gatheredtogetherfromMassachusetts,Plymouth,andConnecticut,and
  wassentintotheNarragansettcountryinthedepthofwinter,when
  theswamps,beingfrozenandleafless,couldbetraversedwith
  comparativefacility,andwouldnolongerafforddarkandimpenetrable
  fastnessestotheIndians。
  Apprehensiveofattack,Canonchethadconveyedthegreaterpartof
  hisstores,togetherwiththeold,theinfirm,thewomenand
  childrenofhistribe,toastrongfortress;whereheandPhiliphad
  likewisedrawnupthefloweroftheirforces。Thisfortress,deemedby
  theIndiansimpregnable,wassituateduponarisingmoundorkindof
  island,offiveorsixacres,inthemidstofaswamp;itwas
  constructedwithadegreeofjudgmentandskillvastlysuperiorto
  whatisusuallydisplayedinIndianfortification,andindicativeof
  themartialgeniusofthesetwochieftains。
  GuidedbyarenegadeIndian,theEnglishpenetrated,through
  Decembersnows,tothisstronghold,andcameuponthegarrisonby
  surprise。Thefightwasfierceandtumultuous。Theassailantswere
  repulsedintheirfirstattack,andseveraloftheirbravest
  officerswereshotdownintheactofstormingthefortressswordin
  hand。Theassaultwasrenewedwithgreatersuccess。Alodgmentwas
  effected。TheIndiansweredrivenfromoneposttoanother。They
  disputedtheirgroundinchbyinch,fightingwiththefuryofdespair。
  Mostoftheirveteranswerecuttopieces;andafteralongandbloody
  battle,PhilipandCanonchet,withahandfulofsurvivingwarriors,
  retreatedfromthefort,andtookrefugeinthethicketsofthe
  surroundingforest。
  Thevictorssetfiretothewigwamsandthefort;thewholewassoon
  inablaze;manyoftheoldmen,thewomenandthechildrenperished
  intheflames。Thislastoutrageovercameeventhestoicismofthe
  savage。Theneighboringwoodsresoundedwiththeyellsofrageand
  despair,utteredbythefugitivewarriors,astheybeheldthe
  destructionoftheirdwellings,andheardtheagonizingcriesoftheir
  wivesandoffspring。"Theburningofthewigwams,"saysacontemporary
  writer,"theshrieksandcriesofthewomenandchildren,andthe
  yellingofthewarriors,exhibitedamosthorribleandaffecting
  scene,sothatitgreatlymovedsomeofthesoldiers。"Thesamewriter
  cautiouslyadds,"theywereinmuchdoubtthen,andafterwards
  seriouslyinquired,whetherburningtheirenemiesalivecouldbe
  consistentwithhumanity,andthebenevolentprinciplesofthe
  Gospel。"**MS。oftheRev。W。Ruggles。
  ThefateofthebraveandgenerousCanonchetisworthyofparticular
  mention:thelastsceneofhislifeisoneofthenoblestinstanceson
  recordofIndianmagnanimity。
  Brokendowninhispowerandresourcesbythissignaldefeat,yet
  faithfultohisally,andtothehaplesscausewhichhehad
  espoused,herejectedalloverturesofpeace,offeredoncondition
  ofbetrayingPhilipandhisfollowers,anddeclaredthat"hewould
  fightitouttothelastman,ratherthanbecomeaservanttothe
  English。"Hishomebeingdestroyed;hiscountryharassedandlaid
  wastebytheincursionsoftheconquerors;hewasobligedtowander
  awaytothebanksoftheConnecticut;whereheformedarallyingpoint
  tothewholebodyofwesternIndians,andlaidwasteseveralofthe
  Englishsettlements。
  Earlyinthespringhedepartedonahazardousexpedition,withonly
  thirtychosenmen,topenetratetoSeaconck,inthevicinityof
  MountHope,andtoprocureseedcorntoplantforthesustenanceof
  histroops。Thislittlebandofadventurershadpassedsafely
  throughthePequodcountry,andwereinthecentreofthe
  Narragansett,restingatsomewigwamsnearPawtucketRiver,whenan
  alarmwasgivenofanapproachingenemy。—Havingbutsevenmenby
  himatthetime,Canonchetdespatchedtwoofthemtothetopofa
  neighboringhill,tobringintelligenceofthefoe。
  Panic—struckbytheappearanceofatroopofEnglishandIndians
  rapidlyadvancing,theyfledinbreathlessterrorpasttheir
  chieftain,withoutstoppingtoinformhimofthedanger。Canonchet
  sentanotherscout,whodidthesame。Hethensenttwomore,oneof
  whom,hurryingbackinconfusionandaffright,toldhimthatthewhole
  Britisharmywasathand。Canonchetsawtherewasnochoicebut
  immediateflight。Heattemptedtoescaperoundthehill,butwas
  perceivedandhotlypursuedbythehostileIndiansandafewofthe
  fleetestoftheEnglish。Findingtheswiftestpursuercloseuponhis
  heels,hethrewoff,firsthisblanket,thenhissilver—lacedcoatand
  beltofpeag,bywhichhisenemiesknewhimtobeCanonchet,and
  redoubledtheeagernessofpursuit。
  Atlength,indashingthroughtheriver,hisfootslippedupona
  stone,andhefellsodeepastowethisgun。Thisaccidentso
  struckhimwithdespair,that,asheafterwardsconfessed,"his
  heartandhisbowelsturnedwithinhim,andhebecamelikearotten
  stick,voidofstrength。"
  Tosuchadegreewasheunnerved,that,beingseizedbyaPequod
  Indianwithinashortdistanceoftheriver,hemadenoresistance,
  thoughamanofgreatvigorofbodyandboldnessofheart。Buton
  beingmadeprisonerthewholeprideofhisspiritarosewithinhim;
  andfromthatmoment,wefind,intheanecdotesgivenbyhis
  enemies,nothingbutrepeatedflashesofelevatedandprince—like
  heroism。BeingquestionedbyoneoftheEnglishwhofirstcameupwith
  him,andwhohadnotattainedhistwenty—secondyear,the
  proud—heartedwarrior,lookingwithloftycontemptuponhisyouthful
  countenance,replied,"Youareachild—youcannotunderstand
  mattersofwar—letyourbrotheroryourchiefcome—himwillI
  answer。"
  Thoughrepeatedoffersweremadetohimofhislife,onconditionof
  submittingwithhisnationtotheEnglish,yetherejectedthemwith
  disdain,andrefusedtosendanyproposalsofthekindtothegreat
  bodyofhissubjects;saying,thatheknewnoneofthemwould
  comply。Beingreproachedwithhisbreachoffaithtowardsthe
  whites;hisboastthathewouldnotdeliverupaWampanoagnorthe
  paringofaWampanoag’snail;andhisthreatthathewouldburnthe
  Englishaliveintheirhouses;hedisdainedtojustifyhimself,
  haughtilyansweringthatotherswereasforwardforthewaras
  himself,and"hedesiredtohearnomorethereof。"
  Sonobleandunshakenaspirit,sotrueafidelitytohiscause
  andhisfriend,mighthavetouchedthefeelingsofthegenerousand
  thebrave;butCanonchetwasanIndian;abeingtowardswhomwarhad
  nocourtesy,humanitynolaw,religionnocompassion—hewascondemned
  todie。Thelastwordsofhimthatarerecorded,areworthythe
  greatnessofhissoul。Whensentenceofdeathwaspasseduponhim,
  heobserved"thathelikeditwell,forheshoulddiebeforehisheart
  wassoft,orhehadspokenanythingunworthyofhimself。"Hisenemies
  gavehimthedeathofasoldier,forhewasshotatStoningham,by
  threeyoungSachemsofhisownrank。
  ThedefeatattheNarragansettfortress,andthedeathofCanonchet,
  werefatalblowstothefortunesofKingPhilip。Hemadean
  ineffectualattempttoraiseaheadofwar,bystirringuptheMohawks
  totakearms;butthoughpossessedofthenativetalentsofa
  statesman,hisartswerecounteractedbythesuperiorartsofhis
  enlightenedenemies,andtheterroroftheirwarlikeskillbeganto
  subduetheresolutionoftheneighboringtribes。Theunfortunate
  chieftainsawhimselfdailystrippedofpower,andhisranksrapidly
  thinningaroundhim。Someweresubornedbythewhites;othersfell
  victimstohungerandfatigue,andtothefrequentattacksbywhich
  theywereharassed。Hisstoreswereallcaptured;hischosenfriends
  weresweptawayfrombeforehiseyes;hisunclewasshotdownbyhis
  side;hissisterwascarriedintocaptivity;andinoneofhis
  narrowescapeshewascompelledtoleavehisbelovedwifeandonlyson
  tothemercyoftheenemy。"Hisruin,"saysthehistorian,"beingthus
  graduallycarriedon,hismiserywasnotprevented,butaugmented
  thereby;beinghimselfmadeacquaintedwiththesenseandexperimental
  feelingofthecaptivityofhischildren,lossoffriends,slaughter
  ofhissubjects,bereavementofallfamilyrelations,andbeing
  strippedofalloutwardcomforts,beforehisownlifeshouldbe
  takenaway。"
  Tofillupthemeasureofhismisfortunes,hisownfollowersbegan
  toplotagainsthislife,thatbysacrificinghimtheymight
  purchasedishonorablesafety。Throughtreacheryanumberofhis
  faithfuladherents,thesubjectsofWetamoe,anIndianprincessof
  Pocasset,anearkinswomanandconfederateofPhilip,werebetrayed
  intothehandsoftheenemy。Wetamoewasamongthematthetime,and
  attemptedtomakeherescapebycrossinganeighboringriver:either
  exhaustedbyswimming,orstarvedbycoldandhunger,shewasfound
  deadandnakednearthewaterside。Butpersecutionceasednotat
  thegrave。Evendeath,therefugeofthewretched,wherethewicked
  commonlyceasefromtroubling,wasnoprotectiontothisoutcast
  female,whosegreatcrimewasaffectionatefidelitytoherkinsmanand
  herfriend。Hercorpsewastheobjectofunmanlyanddastardly
  vengeance;theheadwasseveredfromthebodyandsetuponapole,and
  wasthusexposedatTaunton,totheviewofhercaptivesubjects。They
  immediatelyrecognizedthefeaturesoftheirunfortunatequeen,and
  weresoaffectedatthisbarbarousspectacle,thatwearetoldthey
  brokeforthintothe"mosthorridanddiabolicallamentations。"
  HoweverPhiliphadborneupagainstthecomplicatedmiseriesand
  misfortunesthatsurroundedhim,thetreacheryofhisfollowersseemed
  towringhisheartandreducehimtodespondency。Itissaidthat
  "heneverrejoicedafterwards,norhadsuccessinanyofhisdesigns。"
  Thespringofhopewasbroken—theardorofenterprisewas
  extinguished—helookedaround,andallwasdangeranddarkness;there
  wasnoeyetopity,noranyarmthatcouldbringdeliverance。Witha
  scantybandoffollowers,whostillremainedtruetohisdesperate
  fortunes,theunhappyPhilipwanderedbacktothevicinityofMount
  Hope,theancientdwellingofhisfathers。Herehelurkedabout,
  likeaspectre,amongthescenesofformerpowerandprosperity,now
  bereftofhome,offamilyandfriend。Thereneedsnobetterpictureof
  hisdestituteandpiteoussituation,thanthatfurnishedbythehomely
  penofthechronicler,whoisunwarilyenlistingthefeelingsofthe
  readerinfavorofthehaplesswarriorwhomhereviles。"Philip,"he
  says,"likeasavagewildbeast,havingbeenhuntedbytheEnglish
  forcesthroughthewoods,aboveahundredmilesbackwardand
  forward,atlastwasdriventohisowndenuponMountHope,wherehe
  retired,withafewofhisbestfriends,intoaswamp,whichproved
  butaprisontokeephimfasttillthemessengersofdeathcameby
  divinepermissiontoexecutevengeanceuponhim。"
  Eveninthislastrefugeofdesperationanddespair,asullen
  grandeurgathersroundhismemory。Wepicturehimtoourselves
  seatedamonghiscare—wornfollowers,broodinginsilenceoverhis
  blastedfortunes,andacquiringasavagesublimityfromthewildness
  anddrearinessofhislurking—place。Defeated,butnotdismayed—
  crushedtotheearth,butnothumiliated—heseemedtogrowmore
  haughtybeneathdisaster,andtoexperienceafiercesatisfactionin
  drainingthelastdregsofbitterness。Littlemindsaretamedand
  subduedbymisfortune;butgreatmindsriseaboveit。Theveryideaof
  submissionawakenedthefuryofPhilip,andhesmotetodeathoneof
  hisfollowers,whoproposedanexpedientofpeace。Thebrotherof
  thevictimmadehisescape,andinrevengebetrayedtheretreatofhis
  chieftain。AbodyofwhitemenandIndianswereimmediatelydespatched
  totheswampwherePhiliplaycrouched,glaringwithfuryanddespair。
  Beforehewasawareoftheirapproach,theyhadbeguntosurroundhim。
  Inalittlewhilehesawfiveofhistrustiestfollowerslaiddead
  athisfeet;allresistancewasvain;herushedforthfromhiscovert,
  andmadeaheadlongattempttoescape,butwasshotthroughthe
  heartbyarenegadeIndianofhisownnation。
  Suchisthescantystoryofthebrave,butunfortunateKing
  Philip;persecutedwhileliving,slanderedanddishonoredwhendead。
  If,however,weconsidereventheprejudicedanecdotesfurnishedusby
  hisenemies,wemayperceiveinthemtracesofamiableandlofty
  charactersufficienttoawakensympathyforhisfate,andrespect
  forhismemory。Wefindthat,amidstalltheharassingcaresand
  ferociouspassionsofconstantwarfare,hewasalivetothesofter
  feelingsofconnubialloveandpaternaltenderness,andtothe
  generoussentimentoffriendship。Thecaptivityofhis"belovedwife
  andonlyson"arementionedwithexultationascausinghimpoignant
  misery:thedeathofanynearfriendistriumphantlyrecordedasanew
  blowonhissensibilities;butthetreacheryanddesertionofmany
  ofhisfollowers,inwhoseaffectionshehadconfided,issaidtohave
  desolatedhisheart,andtohavebereavedhimofallfurther
  comfort。Hewasapatriotattachedtohisnativesoil—aprincetrue
  tohissubjects,andindignantoftheirwrongs—asoldier,daringin
  battle,firminadversity,patientoffatigue,ofhunger,ofevery
  varietyofbodilysuffering,andreadytoperishinthecausehehad
  espoused。Proudofheart,andwithanuntamableloveofnatural
  liberty,hepreferredtoenjoyitamongthebeastsoftheforestsor
  inthedismalandfamishedrecessesofswampsandmorasses,rather
  thanbowhishaughtyspirittosubmission,andlivedependentand
  despisedintheeaseandluxuryofthesettlements。Withheroic
  qualitiesandboldachievementsthatwouldhavegracedacivilized
  warrior,andhaverenderedhimthethemeofthepoetandthe
  historian;helivedawandererandafugitiveinhisnativeland,
  andwentdown,likealonelybarkfounderingamiddarknessand
  tempest—withoutapityingeyetoweephisfall,orafriendlyhandto
  recordhisstruggle。
  THEEND。
  1819—20
  THESKETCHBOOK
  RIPVANWINKLE
  APOSTHUMOUSWRITINGOFDIEDRICHKNICKERBOCKER
  byWashingtonIrving
  ByWoden,GodofSaxons,
  FromwhencecomesWensday,thatisWodensday。
  TruthisathingthateverIwillkeep
  UntothylkedayinwhichIcreepinto
  Mysepulchre—
  CARTWRIGHT。
  [ThefollowingTalewasfoundamongthepapersofthelate
  DiedrichKnickerbocker,anoldgentlemanofNewYork,whowasvery
  curiousintheDutchhistoryoftheprovince,andthemannersofthe
  descendantsfromitsprimitivesettlers。Hishistoricalresearches,
  however,didnotliesomuchamongbooksasamongmen;forthe
  formerarelamentablyscantyonhisfavoritetopics;whereashe
  foundtheoldburghers,andstillmoretheirwives,richinthat
  legendarylore,soinvaluabletotruehistory。Whenever,therefore,he
  happeneduponagenuineDutchfamily,snuglyshutupinitslow—roofed
  farmhouse,underaspreadingsycamore,helookeduponitasalittle
  claspedvolumeofblack—letter,andstudieditwiththezealofa
  book—worm。
  Theresultofalltheseresearcheswasahistoryoftheprovince
  duringthereignoftheDutchgovernors,whichhepublishedsomeyears
  since。Therehavebeenvariousopinionsastotheliterarycharacter
  ofhiswork,and,totellthetruth,itisnotawhitbetterthanit
  shouldbe。Itschiefmeritisitsscrupulousaccuracy,whichindeed
  wasalittlequestionedonitsfirstappearance,buthassincebeen
  completelyestablished;anditisnowadmittedintoallhistorical
  collections,asabookofunquestionableauthority。
  Theoldgentlemandiedshortlyafterthepublicationofhiswork,
  andnowthatheisdeadandgone,itcannotdomuchharmtohismemory
  tosaythathistimemighthavebeenmuchbetteremployedinweightier
  labors。He,however,wasapttoridehishobbyhisownway;andthough
  itdidnowandthenkickupthedustalittleintheeyesofhis
  neighbors,andgrievethespiritofsomefriends,forwhomhefeltthe
  truestdeferenceandaffection;yethiserrorsandfolliesare
  remembered"moreinsorrowthaninanger,"anditbeginstobe
  suspected,thatheneverintendedtoinjureoroffend。Buthoweverhis
  memorymaybeappreciatedbycritics,itisstillhelddearbymany
  folk,whosegoodopinioniswellworthhaving;particularlybycertain
  biscuit—bakers,whohavegonesofarastoimprinthislikenesson
  theirnew—yearcakes;andhavethusgivenhimachancefor
  immortality,almostequaltothebeingstampedonaWaterlooMedal,or
  aQueenAnne’sFarthing。]
  WHOEVERhasmadeavoyageuptheHudsonmustrememberthe
  Kaatskillmountains。Theyareadismemberedbranchofthegreat
  Appalachianfamily,andareseenawaytothewestoftheriver,
  swellinguptoanobleheight,andlordingitoverthesurrounding
  country。Everychangeofseason,everychangeofweather,indeed,
  everyhouroftheday,producessomechangeinthemagicalhuesand
  shapesofthesemountains,andtheyareregardedbyallthegood
  wives,farandnear,asperfectbarometers。Whentheweatherisfair
  andsettled,theyareclothedinblueandpurple,andprinttheirbold
  outlinesonthecleareveningsky;but,sometimes,whentherestof
  thelandscapeiscloudless,theywillgatherahoodofgrayvapors
  abouttheirsummits,which,inthelastraysofthesettingsun,
  willglowandlightuplikeacrownofglory。
  Atthefootofthesefairmountains,thevoyagermayhavedescried
  thelightsmokecurlingupfromavillage,whoseshingle—roofsgleam
  amongthetrees,justwherethebluetintsoftheuplandmeltaway
  intothefreshgreenofthenearerlandscape。Itisalittle
  village,ofgreatantiquity,havingbeenfoundedbysomeofthe
  Dutchcolonists,intheearlytimesoftheprovince,justaboutthe
  beginningofthegovernmentofthegoodPeterStuyvesant,(mayherest
  inpeace!)andthereweresomeofthehousesoftheoriginal
  settlersstandingwithinafewyears,builtofsmallyellowbricks
  broughtfromHolland,havinglatticedwindowsandgablefronts,
  surmountedwithweather—cocks。
  Inthatsamevillage,andinoneoftheseveryhouses(which,to
  telltheprecisetruth,wassadlytime—wornandweather—beaten),there
  livedmanyyearssince,whilethecountrywasyetaprovinceof
  GreatBritain,asimplegood—naturedfellow,ofthenameofRipVan
  Winkle。HewasadescendantoftheVanWinkleswhofiguredso
  gallantlyinthechivalrousdaysofPeterStuyvesant,and
  accompaniedhimtothesiegeofFortChristina。Heinherited,however,
  butlittleofthemartialcharacterofhisancestors。Ihave
  observedthathewasasimplegood—naturedman;hewas,moreover,a
  kindneighbor,andanobedienthen—peckedhusband。Indeed,tothe
  lattercircumstancemightbeowingthatmeeknessofspiritwhich
  gainedhimsuchuniversalpopularity;forthosemenaremostapttobe
  obsequiousandconciliatingabroad,whoareunderthedisciplineof
  shrewsathome。Theirtempers,doubtless,arerenderedpliantand
  malleableinthefieryfurnaceofdomestictribulation;anda
  curtainlectureisworthallthesermonsintheworldforteachingthe
  virtuesofpatienceandlong—suffering。Atermagantwifemay,
  therefore,insomerespects,beconsideredatolerableblessing;and
  ifso,RipVanWinklewasthriceblessed。
  Certainitis,thathewasagreatfavoriteamongallthegoodwives
  ofthevillage,who,asusual,withtheamiablesex,tookhispart
  inallfamilysquabbles;andneverfailed,whenevertheytalked
  thosemattersoverintheireveninggossipings,tolayalltheblame
  onDameVanWinkle。Thechildrenofthevillage,too,wouldshoutwith
  joywheneverheapproached。Heassistedattheirsports,madetheir
  playthings,taughtthemtoflykitesandshootmarbles,andtold
  themlongstoriesofghosts,witches,andIndians。Wheneverhewent
  dodgingaboutthevillage,hewassurroundedbyatroopofthem,
  hangingonhisskirts,clamberingonhisback,andplayinga
  thousandtricksonhimwithimpunity;andnotadogwouldbarkat
  himthroughouttheneighborhood。
  ThegreaterrorinRip’scompositionwasaninsuperableaversion
  toallkindsofprofitablelabor。Itcouldnotbefromthewantof
  assiduityorperseverance;forhewouldsitonawetrock,witha
  rodaslongandheavyasaTartar’slance,andfishalldaywithout
  amurmur,eventhoughheshouldnotbeencouragedbyasingle
  nibble。Hewouldcarryafowling—pieceonhisshoulderforhours
  together,trudgingthroughwoodsandswamps,anduphillanddown
  dale,toshootafewsquirrelsorwildpigeons。Hewouldnever
  refusetoassistaneighborevenintheroughesttoil,andwasa
  foremostmanatallcountryfrolicsforhuskingIndiancorn,or
  buildingstone—fences;thewomenofthevillage,too,usedtoemploy
  himtoruntheirerrands,andtodosuchlittleoddjobsastheirless
  obliginghusbandswouldnotdoforthem。InawordRipwasreadyto
  attendtoanybody’sbusinessbuthisown;butastodoingfamilyduty,
  andkeepinghisfarminorder,hefounditimpossible。
  Infact,hedeclareditwasofnousetoworkonhisfarm;itwas
  themostpestilentlittlepieceofgroundinthewholecountry;
  everythingaboutitwentwrong,andwouldgowrong,inspiteof
  him。Hisfenceswerecontinuallyfallingtopieces;hiscowwould
  eithergoastray,orgetamongthecabbages;weedsweresuretogrow
  quickerinhisfieldsthananywhereelse;therainalwaysmadeapoint
  ofsettinginjustashehadsomeout—doorworktodo;sothat
  thoughhispatrimonialestatehaddwindledawayunderhis
  management,acrebyacre,untiltherewaslittlemoreleftthanamere
  patchofIndiancornandpotatoes,yetitwastheworstconditioned
  farmintheneighborhood。