"Then,"saidtheoratorofthedeputation,"inspiteofyourdeclarationtothecontrary,youdocontinuetobethecandidateoftheOpposition?"
"Yes,messieurs,untildeath;andIbegyoutouseyourutmostinfluenceinthequartertoneutralizetheeffectofthisdeliberatefalsehooduntilIamabletoofficiallypresentthemostformaldisavowal。"
"Hear!hear!"saidtheelectors。
"And,asforthepresenceofMonsieurMinard,mycompetitor,intheseprecincts,Ihavenotinvitedit;andatthemomentwhenyouenteredthisroom,Iwasengagedinaverysharpanddecidedexplanationwithhim。"
"Hear!hear!"saidtheelectorsagain。
Then,aftercordiallyshakingthehandoftheapothecary,Thuillierconductedthedeputationtotheouterdooroftheapartment;afterwhich,returningtotheeditorialsanctum,hesaid:——
"MydearMinard,Iwithdrawthewordswhichwoundedyou;butyoucanseenowwhatjustificationIhadformyindignation。"
HereCoffinetagainopenedthedoorandannounced:——
"Messieurstheelectorsoftheeleventharrondissement。"
Thearrondissementwasrepresentedthistimebysevenpersons。A
linen—draper,chairmanofthedelegation,addressedThuillierinthefollowingspeech:——
"Monsieur,itiswithsincereadmirationthatwehavelearnedthismorningfromthecolumnsofyourpaper,thegreatcivicactbywhichyouhavetouchedallhearts。Youhaveshown,inthusretiring,amostunusualdisinterestedness,andtheesteemofyourfellow—citizens——"
"Excuseme,"saidThuillier,interruptinghim,"Icannotallowyoutocontinue;thearticleaboutwhichyouaresogoodastocongratulateme,wasinsertedbymistake。"
"What!"saidthelinen—draper;"thendoyounotretire?CanyousupposethatinoppositiontothecandidacyofMonsieurMinard(whosepresenceintheseprecinctsseemstomerathersingular)youhavetheslightestchanceofsuccess?"
"Monsieur,"saidThuillier,"havethegoodnesstorequesttheelectorsofyourarrondissementtoawaittheissueofto—morrow’spaper,inwhichIshallfurnishcategoricalexplanationsofthemostdistinctcharacter。Thearticleto—dayistheresultofamisunderstanding。"
"Itwillbeasadpity,monsieur,"saidthelinen—draper,"ifyoulosethisoccasiontoplaceyourselfintheeyesofyourfellow—citizensbesidetheWashingtonsandothergreatmenofantiquity。"
"Isayagain,TO—MORROW,messieurs,"saidThuillier。"Iamnonethelesssensibletothehonoryoudome,andItrustthatwhenyouknowthewholetruth,Ishallnotsufferinyouresteem。"
"Aprettyqueermessthisseemstobe,"saidthevoiceofanelector。
"Yes,"saidanother;"itlooksasiftheymeanttobamboozleus。"
"Messieurs,messieurs!"criedthechairman,puttingastoptotheoutbreak;"to—morrow——wewillwaituntilto—morrowforthepromisedexplanations。"
Whereupon,thedeputationretired。
ItisnotlikelythatThuillierwouldhaveaccompaniedthembeyondthedoorofthesanctum,butinanycasehewaspreventedbythesuddenentranceoflaPeyrade。
"Ihavejustcomefromyourhouse,mydearfellow,"saidtheProvencal;"theytoldmeIshouldfindyouhere。"
"Youhavecome,doubtless,forthepurposeofexplainingtomethestrangearticleyouallowedyourselftoinsertinmyname。"
"Precisely,"saidlaPeyrade。"Theremarkablemanwhomyouknow,andwhosepowerfulinfluenceyouhavealreadyfelt,confidedtomeyesterday,inyourinterests,theplansofthegovernment,andIsawatoncethatyourdefeatwasinevitable。Iwishedthereforetosecuretoyouanhonorableanddignifiedretreat。Therewasnotimetolose;
youwereabsentfromParis,andtherefore——"
"Verygood,monsieur,"saidThuillier;"butyouwilltakenoticethatfromthepresentmomentyouarenolongertheeditorofthispaper。"
"ThatiswhatIcametotellyou。"
"Perhapsyoualsocametosettlethelittleaccountwehavetogether。"
"Messieurs,"saidMinard,"Iseethatthisisabusinessinterview;I
shallthereforetakeleaveofyou。"
AssoonasMinardhadlefttheroom,laPeyradepulledouthispocket—
book。
"Herearetenthousandfrancs,"hesaid,"whichIwillbegyoutoremittoMademoiselleBrigitte;andhere,also,isthebondbywhichyousecuredthepaymentoftwenty—fivethousandfrancstoMadameLambert;thatsumIhavenowpaidinfull,andhereisthereceipt。"
"Verygood,monsieur,"saidThuillier。
LaPeyradebowedandwentaway。
"Serpent!"saidThuillierashewatchedhimgo。
"Cerizetsaidtherightthing,"thoughtlaPeyrade,——"apompousimbecile!"
TheblowstruckatThuillier’scandidacywasmortal,butMinarddidnotprofitbyit。Whilethepairwerecontendingforvotes,agovernmentman,anaide—de—camptotheking,arrivedwithhishandsfulloftobaccolicensesandotherelectoralsmallchange,and,likethethirdthief,heslippedbetweenthetwowhowerethumpingeachother,andcarriedoffthebooty。
ItisneedlesstosaythatBrigittedidnotgetherfarminBeauce。
Thatwasonlyamirage,byhelpofwhichThuillierwasenticedoutofParislongenoughforlaPeyradetodealhisblow,——aservicerenderedtothegovernmentontheonehand,butalsoapreciousvengeanceforthemanyhumiliationshehadundergone。
ThuillierhadcertainlysomesuspicionsastothecomplicityofCerizet,butthatworthymanagedtojustifyhimself;andbymanoeuvringthesaleofthe"EchodelaBievre,"nowbecomeanightmaretothelucklessowner,heendedbyappearingaswhiteassnow。
ThepaperwassecretlyboughtupbyCorentin,andthelateoppositionsheetbecamea"canard"soldonSundaysinthewine—shopsandconcoctedinthedensofthepolice。
CHAPTERXVII
INTHEEXERCISEOFHISFUNCTIONS
AbouttwomonthsafterthesceneinwhichlaPeyradehadbeenconvincedthatthroughacrimeofhispastlifehisfuturewasirrevocablysettled,he(beingnowmarriedtohisvictim,whowasbeginningtohavelucidintervals,thoughthefullreturnofherreasonwouldnottakeplaceuntiltheoccasionindicatedbythedoctors)wassittingonemorningwiththeheadofthepoliceinthelatter’soffice。Takingpartintheworkofthedepartment,theyoungmanwasservinganapprenticeshipunderthatgreatmasterinthedifficultanddelicatefunctionstowhichhewashenceforthriveted。
ButCorentinfoundthathispupildidnotbringtothisinitiationalltheardorandamiabilitythathedesired。ItwasplainthatinlaPeyrade’ssoultherewasasenseofforfeitureanddegradation;timewouldgetthebetterofthatimpression,butthecalluswasnotyetformed。
Openinganumberofsealedenvelopesenclosingthereportsofhisvariousagents,Corentinglancedoverthesedocuments,seldomasusefulasthepublicsuppose,castingthemoneafteranothercontemptuouslyintoabasket,whencetheyissuedinamassforaburning。Buttooneofthemthegreatmanevidentlygavesomeparticularattention;ashereaditasmileflickeredonhislips,andwhenhehadfinished,insteadofaddingittothepileinthebasket,hegaveittolaPeyrade。
"Here,"hesaid,"here’ssomethingthatconcernsyou;itshowsthatinourprofession,whichjustnowseemstoyouunpleasantlyserious,wedooccasionallymeetwithcomedies。Readitaloud;itwillcheermeup。"
BeforelaPeyradebegantoread,Corentinadded:——
"IoughttotellyouthatthereportisfromamancalledHenri,whomMadameKomornintroducedasman—servantattheThuilliers’;youprobablyrememberhim。"
"So!"saidlaPeyrade,"servantsplacedinfamilies!isthatoneofyourmethods?"
"Sometimes,"repliedCorentin;"inordertoknowall,wemustuseallmeans。Butagreatmanyliesaretoldaboutusonthatsubject。Itisnottruethatthepolice,makingasystemofit,has,atcertainperiods,byageneralenrolmentoflacqueysandlady’s—maids,establishedavastnetworkinprivatefamilies。Nothingisfixedandabsoluteinourmannerofproceeding;weactinaccordancewiththetimeandcircumstances。IwantedanearandaninfluenceintheThuillierhousehold;accordingly,IletloosetheGodollouponit,andshe,inturn,partlytoassistherself,installedthereoneofourmen,anintelligentfellow,asyouwillseeforyourself。Butforallthat,if,atanothertime,aservantcameandofferedtosellmethesecretsofhismaster,Ishouldhavehimarrested,andletawarningreachtheearsofthefamilytodistrusttheotherservants。Nowgoon,andreadthatreport。"
MonsieurtheDirectoroftheSecretPolice,readlaPeyradealoud,——
Ididnotstaylongwiththelittlebaron;heisamanwhollyoccupiedinfrivolouspleasures;andtherewasnothingtobegatheredtherethatwasworthyofareporttoyou。Ihavefoundanotherplace,whereIhavealreadywitnessedseveralthingwhichfitintothemissionthatMadamedeGodollogaveme,andtherefore,thinkingthemlikelytointerestyou,Ihastentobringthemtoyourknowledge。ThehouseholdinwhichIamnowemployedisthatofanoldsavant,namedMonsieurPicot,wholivesonafirstfloor,PlacedelaMadeleine,inthehouseandapartmentformerlyoccupiedbymylatemasters,theThuilliers——
"What!"criedlaPeyrade,interruptinghisreading,"PerePicot,thatruinedoldlunatic,occupyingsuchanapartmentasthat?"
"Goon,goon!"saidCorentin;"lifeisfullofmanystrangethings。
You’llfindtheexplanationfartheralong;forourcorrespondent——itisthedefectofthosefellowstowastethemselvesondetails——isonlytoofondofdottinghisi’s。"
LaPeyradereadon:——
TheThuilliersleftthisapartmentsomeweeksagotoreturntotheirLatinquarter。MademoiselleBrigitteneverreallylikedoursphere;hertotalwantofeducationmadeherillatease。JustbecauseIspeakcorrectly,shewasalwayscallingme’theorator,’
andshecouldnotendureMonsieurPascal,herporter,because,beingbeadleinthechurchoftheMadeleine,hehadmanners;sheevenfoundsomethingtosayagainstthedealersinthegreatmarketbehindthechurch,where,ofcourse,sheboughtherprovisions;shecomplainedthattheygavethemselvesCAPABLEairs,merelybecausetheyarenotsocoarse—tonguedasthoseoftheHalle,andonlylaughedatherwhenshetriedtobeatthemdown。
ShehasleasedthewholehousetoacertainMonsieurCerizet(averyuglyman,withanosealleatenaway)foranannualrentoffifty—fivethousandfrancs。Thistenantseemstoknowwhatheisabout。Hehaslatelymarriedanactressatoneoftheminortheatres,MademoiselleOlympeCardinal,andhewasjustabouttooccupyhimselfthefirst—floorapartment,whereheproposedtoestablishhispresentbusiness,namely,insuranceforthe"dots"
ofchildren,whenMonsieurPicot,arrivingfromEnglandwithhiswife,averyrichEnglishwoman,sawtheapartmentandofferedsuchagoodpricethatMonsieurCerizetfeltconstrainedtotakeit。
Thatwasthetimewhen,bythehelpofM。Pascal,theporter,withwhomIhavebeencarefultomaintaingoodrelations,IenteredthehouseholdofMonsieurPicot。
"MonsieurPicotmarriedtoarichEnglishwoman!"exclaimedlaPeyrade,interruptinghimselfagain;"butitisincomprehensible。"
"Goon,Itellyou,"saidCorentin;"you’llcomprehenditpresently。"
Thefortuneofmynewmaster,continuedlaPeyrade,isquiteahistory;andIspeakofittoMonsieurledirecteurbecauseanotherpersoninwhomMadamedeGodollowasinterestedhashismarriagecloselymixedupinit。ThatotherpersonisMonsieurFelixPhellion,theinventorofastar,who,indespairatnotbeingabletomarrythatdemoisellewhomtheywantedtogivetotheSieurlaPeyradewhomMadamedeGodollomadesuchafoolof——
"Scoundrel!"saidtheProvencal,inaparenthesis。"Isthathowhespeaksofme?Hedoesn’tknowwhoIam。"
Corentinlaughedheartilyandexhortedhispupiltoreadon。
——who,indespairatnotbeingabletomarrythatdemoiselle……
wenttoEnglandinordertoembarkforajourneyroundtheworld——
alover’snotion!Learningofthisdeparture,MonsieurPicot,hisformerprofessor,whotookgreatinterestinhispupil,wentafterhimtopreventthatnonsense,whichturnedoutnottobedifficult。TheEnglisharenaturallyveryjealousofdiscoveries,andwhentheysawMonsieurPhellioncomingtoembarkattheheelsoftheirownsavantstheyaskedhimforhispermitfromtheAdmiralty;which,nothavingbeenprovided,hecouldnotproduce;
sothentheylaughedinhisfaceandwouldnotlethimembarkatall,fearingthatheshouldprovemorelearnedthanthey。
"Heisafinehandatthe’ententecordiale,’yourMonsieurHenri,"
saidlaPeyrade,gaily。
"Yes,"repliedCorentin;"youwillbestruck,inthereportsofnearlyallouragents,withthisgeneralandperpetualinclinationtocalumniate。Butwhat’stobedone?Forthetradeofspieswecan’thaveangels。"
Leftupontheshore,Telemachusandhismentor——
"Youseeourmenarelettered,"commentedCorentin。
——TelemachusandhismentorthoughtbesttoreturntoFrance,andwereabouttodosowhenMonsieurPicotreceivedalettersuchasnonebutanEnglishwomancouldwrite。Ittoldhimthatthewriterhadreadhis"TheoryofPerpetualMotion,"andhadalsoheardofhismagnificentdiscoveryofastar;thatsheregardedhimasageniusonlysecondtoNewton,andthatifthehandofherwhoaddressedhim,joinedtoeightythousandpoundssterling——thatis,twomillions——of"dot,"wasagreeabletohimitwasathisdisposal。Thefirstthoughtofthegoodmanwastomakehispupilmarryher,butfindingthatimpossible,hetoldher,beforeacceptingonhisownaccount,thathewasoldandthree—quartersblind,andhadneverdiscoveredastar,anddidnotownapenny。
TheEnglishwomanrepliedthatMiltonwasnotyoungeither,andwasaltogetherblind;thatMonsieurPicotseemedtohertohavenothingworsethanacataract,forsheknewallaboutit,beingthedaughterofagreatoculist,andshewouldhavehimoperatedupon;thatasforthestar,shedidnotcaresoverymuchaboutthat;itwastheauthorofthe"TheoryofPerpetualMotion"whowasthemanofherdreams,andtowhomsheagainofferedherhandwitheightythousandpoundssterling(twomillions)of"dot。"
MonsieurPicotrepliedthatifhissightwererestoredandshewouldconsenttoliveinParis,forhehatedEngland,hewouldlethimselfbemarried。Theoperationwasperformedandwassuccessful,and,attheendofthreeweeksthenewlymarriedpairarrivedinthecapital。ThesedetailsIobtainedfromthelady’smaid,withwhomIamonthewarmestterms。
"Oh!thepuppy!"saidCorentin,laughing。
Theaboveisthereforehearsay,butwhatremainstobetoldtoMonsieurledirecteurarefactsofwhichIcanspeak"devisu,"
andtowhichIam,consequently,inapositiontocertify。AssoonasMonsieurandMadamePicothadinstalledthemselves,whichwasdoneinthemostsumptuousandcomfortablemanner,mymastergavemeanumberofinvitationstodinnertocarrytotheThuillierfamily,theCollevillefamily,theMinardfamily,theAbbeGondrin,vicaroftheMadeleine,andnearlyalltheguestswhowerepresentatanotherdinnerafewmonthsearlier,whenhehadanencounterwithMademoiselleThuillier,andbehaved,Imustsay,inarathersingularmanner。AllthepersonswhoreceivedtheseinvitationsweresoastonishedtolearnthattheoldmanPicothadmarriedarichwifeandwaslivingintheThuilliers’
oldapartmentthatmostofthemcametoinquireofMonsieurPascal,theporter,toseeiftheywerehoaxed。Theinformationtheyobtainedbeinghonestandhonorable,thewholesocietyarrivedpunctuallyontime;butMonsieurPicotdidnotappear。
TheguestswerereceivedbyMadamePicot,whodoesnotspeakFrenchandcouldonlysay,"Myhusbandiscomingsoon";afterwhich,notbeingabletomakefurtherconversation,thecompanyweredullandillatease。AtlastMonsieurPicotarrived,andallpresentwerestupefiedonseeing,insteadofanoldblindman,shabbilydressed,ahandsomeyoungelderlyman,bearinghisyearsjauntily,likeMonsieurFervilleoftheGymnase,whosaidwithalivelyair:
"Ibegyourpardon,mesdames,fornotbeinghereatthemomentofyourarrival;butIwasattheAcademyofSciences,awaitingtheresultofanelection,——thatofMonsieurFelixPhellion,whohasbeenelectedunanimouslylessthreevotes。"
Thisnewsseemedtohaveagreateffectuponthecompany。SothenMonsieurPicotresumed:——
"Imustalso,mesdames,askyourpardonfortheratherimpropermannerinwhichIbehavedashorttimeagointhehousewherewearenowassembled。Myexcusemustbemylateinfirmity,theannoyancesofafamilylawsuit,andofanoldhousekeeperwhorobbedmeandtormentedmeinathousandways,fromwhomIamhappilydelivered。To—dayyouseemeanotherman,rejuvenatedandrichwiththeblessingsbestoweduponmebytheamiablewomanwhohasgivenmeherhand;andIshouldbeinthehappiestframeofmindtoreceiveyouiftherecollectionofmyyoungfriend,whoseeminenceasamanofsciencehasjustbeenconsecratedbytheAcademy,didnotcastuponmymindaveilofsadness。Allherepresent,"continuedMonsieurPicot,raisinghisvoice,whichisratherloud,"areguiltytowardshim:I,foringratitudewhenhegavemethegloryofhisdiscoveryandtherewardofhisimmortallabors;thatyounglady,whomIseeovertherewithtearsinhereyes,forhavingfoolishlyaccusedhimofatheism;thatotherlady,withthesternface,forhavingharshlyrepliedtotheproposalsofhisnoblefather,whosewhitehairssheoughtrathertohavehonored;MonsieurThuillier,forhavingsacrificedhimtoambition;MonsieurColleville,fornotperforminghispartoffatherandchoosingforhisdaughtertheworthiestandmosthonorableman;MonsieurMinard,forhavingtriedtofoisthissonintohisplace。Therearebuttwopersonsintheroomatthismomentwhohavedonehimfulljustice,——MadameThuillierandMonsieurl’AbbeGondrin。Well,IshallnowaskthatmanofGodwhetherwecanhelpdoubtingthedivinejusticewhenthisgenerousyoungman,thevictimofallofus,is,atthepresenthour,atthemercyofwavesandtempests,towhichforthreelongyearsheisconsigned。"
"Providenceisverypowerful,monsieur,"repliedtheAbbeGondrin。
"GodwillprotectMonsieurFelixPhellionwhereverhemaybe,andIhavethefirmesthopethatthreeyearshencehewillbeamonghisfriendsoncemore。"
"Butthreeyears!"saidMonsieurPicot。"Willitstillbetime?
WillMademoiselleCollevillehavewaitedforhim?"
"Yes,Iswearit!"criedtheyounggirl,carriedawaybyanimpulseshecouldnotcontrol。
Thenshesatdownagain,quiteashamed,andburstintotears。
"Andyou,MademoiselleThuillier,andyou,MadameColleville,willyoupermitthisyoungladytoreserveherselfforonewhoisworthyofher?"
"Yes!Yes!"criedeverybody;forMonsieurPicot’svoice,whichisveryfullandsonorous,seemedtohavetearsinitandaffectedeverybody。
"Thenitistime,"hesaid,"toforgiveProvidence。"
Andrushingsuddenlytothedoor,wheremyearwasgluedtothekeyhole,heverynearlycaughtme。
"Announce,"hesaidtome,inaveryloudtoneofvoice,"MonsieurFelixPhellionandhisfamily。"
Andthereuponthedoorofasideroomopened,andfiveorsixpersonscameout,whowereledbyMonsieurPicotintothesalon。
AtthesightofherLOVER,MademoiselleCollevillewastakenill,butthefaintlastedonlyaminute;seeingMonsieurFelixatherfeetshethrewherselfintoMadameThuillier’sarms,cryingout:——
"Godmother!youalwaystoldmetohope。"
MademoiselleThuillier,who,inspiteofherharshnatureandwantofeducation,Ihavealwaysmyselfthoughtaremarkablewoman,nowhadafineimpulse。Asthecompanywereabouttogointothedining—room,——
"Onemoment!"shesaid。
ThengoinguptoMonsieurPhellion,senior,shesaidtohim:
"Monsieurandoldfriend!IaskyouforthehandofMonsieurFelixPhellionforouradopteddaughter,MademoiselleColleville。"
"Bravo!bravo!"theycallcriedinchorus。
"MyGod!"saidMonsieurPhellion,withtearsinhiseyes;"whathaveIdonetodeservesuchhappiness?"
"YouhavebeenanhonestmanandaChristianwithoutknowingit,"
repliedtheAbbeGondrin。
HerelaPeyradeflungdownthemanuscript。
"Youdidnotfinishit,"saidCorentin,takingbackthepaper。
"However,there’snotmuchmore。MonsieurHenriconfessestomethatthescenehadMOVEDHIM;healsosaysthat,knowingtheinterestIhadformerlytakeninthemarriage,hethoughtheoughttoinformmeofitsconclusion;endingwithaslightlyveiledsuggestionofafee。No,stay,"resumedCorentin,"hereisadetailofsomeimportance:——"
TheEnglishwomanseemstohavemadeitknownduringdinnerthat,havingnoheirs,herfortune,afterthelivesofherselfandherhusband,willgotoFelix。Thatwillmakehimpowerfullyrichoneofthesedays。
LaPeyradehadrisenandwasstridingabouttheroomwithrapidsteps。
"Well,"saidCorentin,"whatisthematterwithyou?"
"Nothing。"
"Thatisnottrue,"saidthegreatdetective。"Ithinkyouenvythehappinessofthatyoungman。Mydearfellow,permitmetotellyouthatifsuchaconclusionweretoyourtaste,youshouldhaveactedashehasdone。WhenIsentyoutwothousandfrancsonwhichtostudylaw,Ididnotintendyoutosucceedme;Iexpectedyoutorowyourgalleylaboriously,tohavetheneedfulcourageforobscureandpainfultoil;yourdaywouldinfalliblyhavecome。Butyouchosetoviolatefortune——"
"Monsieur!"
"Imeanhastenit,reapitbeforeitripened。Youflungyourselfintojournalism;thenintobusiness,questionablebusiness;youmadeacquaintancewithMessieursDutocqandCerizet。Frankly,Ithinkyoufortunatetohaveenteredtheportwhichharborsyouto—day。Inanycase,youarenotsufficientlysimpleofhearttohavereallyvaluedthejoysreservedforFelixPhellion。Thesebourgeois——"
"Thesebourgeois,"saidlaPeyrade,quickly,——"Iknowthemnow。Theyhavegreatabsurdities,greatviceseven,buttheyhavevirtues,or,attheleast,estimablequalities;inthemliesthevitalforceofourcorruptsociety。"
"YOURsociety!"saidCorentin,smiling;"youspeakasifyouwerestillintheranks。Youhaveanothersphere,mydearfellow;andyoumustlearntobemorecontentwithyourlot。Governmentspass,societiesperishordwindle;butwe——WEdominateallthings;thepoliceiseternal。"
TRANSLATOR’SNOTE
Note。——Thisvolume("LesPetitsBourgeois")wasnotpublisheduntil1854,morethanthreeyearsafterBalzac’sdeath;althoughhesaysofitinMarch,1844:"Imusttellyouthatmyworkentitled’LesPetitsBourgeois,’owingtodifficultiesofexecution,requiresstillamonth’slabor,althoughthebookisentirelywritten。"Andagain,inOctober,1846,hesays:"Itistosuchscruples"(careinperfectinghiswork)"thatdelayswhichhaveinjuredseveralofmyworksaredue;forinstance,’LesPaysans,’whichhaslongbeennearlyfinished,and’LesPetitsBourgeois,’whichhasbeenintypeattheprintingofficeforthelasteighteenmonths。"
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