首页 >出版文学> The Last Chronicle of Barset>第13章
  ’MYDEARJOHN,’IammuchobligedtoyouforgoingtoJones’s。
  Isendstampsfortwoshillingsandfourpence,whichiswhatIowetoyou。Itusedonlytobetwoshillingsandtwopence,buttheysayeverythinghasgottobedearernow,andIsupposepillsaswellasotherthings。OnlythinkofPritchardcomingtome,andsayingshewantedherwagesraised,afterlivingwithmefortwentyyears!Iwasveryangry,andscoldedherroundly;butassheacknowledged,shehadbeenwrong,andcriedandbeggedmypardon,Ididgivehertwoguineasayearmore。
  ’IsawdearLilyjustforamomentonSunday,anduponmywordIthinkshegrowsprettiereveryyear。Shehadayoungfriendwithher——aMissCrawley——who,Ibelieve,isthecousinIhaveheardyouspeakof。Whatisthissadstoryaboutherfather,theclergyman!Mindyoutellmeaboutit。
  ’ItisquitetruewhatItoldyouabouttheDeCourcys。OldLadyDeCourcyisinLondon,andMrCrosbieisgoingtolawwithherabouthiswife’smoney。HehasbeenatitinonewayortheothereversincepoorLadyAlexandrinadied。Iwishshehadlived,withallmyheart。ForthoughIfeelsurethatourLilywillneverwillinglyseehimagain,yetthetidingsofherdeathdisturbedher,andsetherthinkingofthingsthatwerefadingfromhermind。I
  ratedhersoundly,notmentioningyourname,however;
  butsheonlykissedme,andtoldmeinherquietdrollingwaythatIdidn’tmeanawordofwhatIsaid。
  ’YoucancomeherewheneveryoupleaseafterthetenthofJanuary。ButifyoucomeearlyJanuaryyoumustgotoyourmotherfirst,andcometomeforthelastweekofyourholiday。GotoBlackie’sinRegentStreet,andbringmedownallthecoloursinwoolI
  ordered。Isaidyouwouldcall。AndtellthematDolland’sthelastspectaclesdon’tsuitatall,andI
  won’tkeepthem,theyhadbettersendmedown,byyou,oneortwomorepairstotry。AndyouhadbetterseeSmithersandSmith,inLincoln’sInnFields,No57——
  butyouhavebeentherebefore——andbegthemtoletmeknowhowmypoordearbrother’smattersaretobesettledatlast。AsfarasIcanseeIshallbedeadbeforeIshallknowwhatincomeIhavetospend。Astomycousinsatthemanor,Ineverseethem;andastotalkingtothemaboutbusiness,Ishouldnotdreamofit。Shehasn’tcometomesinceshefirstcalled,andshemaybequitesureIshan’tgotohertillshedoes。IndeedIthinkweshalllikeeachotherapartquiteasmuchasweshouldtogether。Soletmeknowwhenyou’recoming,andpraydon’tforgettocallatBlackie’s;noryetatDolland’s,whichismuchmoreimportantthanthewool,becausemyeyesaregettingsoweak。ButwhatIwantyouspeciallytorememberisaboutSmithersandSmith。Howisawomantoliveifshedoesn’tknowhowmuchshehasgottospend?
  ’Believemetobe,mydearJohn,’Yourmostsincerefriend,’JULIADEGUEST。’
  LadyJuliaalwaysdirectedherlettersforheryoungfriendtohisoffice,andtherehereceivedtheonenowgiventothereader。Whenhehadreadithemadeamemorandumastothecommissions,andthenthrewhimselfbackinhisarm—chairtothinkoverthetidingscommunicatedtohim。Allthefactsstatedhehadknownbefore;thatLadyDeCourcywasinLondon,andthatherson—in—lawMrCrosbie,whosewife——LadyAlexandrina——haddiedsometwelvemonthssinceatBadenBaden,wasatvariancewithherrespectingmoneywhichhesupposedtobeduetohim。
  ButtherewasthatLadyJulia’sletterthatwaswormwoodtohim。LilyDalewasagainthinkingofthisman,whomshehadlovedintheolddays,andwhohadtreatedherwithmonstrousperfidy!ItwasallverywellforLadyJuliatobesurethatLilyDalewouldneverdesiretoseeMrCrosbieagain;butJohnEameswasbynomeansequallycertainthatitwouldbeso。’Thetidingsofherdeathdisturbedher’!saidJohnny,repeatingcertainwordsoutoftheoldlady’sletter。’Iknowtheydisturbedme。Iwishshecouldhavelivedforever。IfheeverventurestoshowhimselfwithintenmilesofAllington,I’llseeifIcannotdobetterthanIdidthelasttimeImethim!’Thentherecameaknockatthedoor,andtheprivatesecretary,findinghimselftobesomewhatannoyedbythedisturbanceatsuchamoment,badetheintruderenterinanangryvoice。’Oh,it’syou,Cradell,isit?WhatcanIdoforyou?’
  MrCradell,whonowentered,andwho,asbeforesaid,wasanoldallyofJohnEames,wasaclerkoflongerstandinginthedepartmentthanhisfriend。Inagehelookedmucholder,andhehadleftwithhimnoneofthatappearanceoftheglossofyouthwhichwillstickformanyyearstomenwhoarefortunateintheirworldaffairs。IndeeditmaybesaidthatMrCradellwasalmostshabbyinoutwardappearance,andhisbrowseemedtobeladenwithcare,andhiseyesweredullandheavy。
  ’IthoughtI’djustcomeinandaskyouhowyouare,’saidCradell。
  ’I’mprettywell,thankyou;andhowareyou?’
  ’Oh,I’mprettywell——inhealth,thatis。Youseeonehassomanythingstothinkofwhenonehasalargefamily。Uponmyword,Johnny,I
  thinkyou’vebeenluckytokeepoutofit。’
  ’Ihavekeptoutofit,atanyrate;haven’tI?’
  ’Ofcourse;livingwithyouasmuchasIusedto,Iknowthewholestoryofwhatkeptyousingle。’
  ’Don’tmindaboutthat,Cradell;whatisityouwant?’
  ’Imustn’tletyousuppose,Johnny,thatI’mgrumblingaboutmylot。
  NobodyknowsbetterthanyoudowhatatrumpIgotinmywife。’
  ’Ofcourseyoudid;——anexcellentwoman。’
  ’AndifIcutyououtalittlethere,I’msureyouneverfeltmaliceagainstmeforthat。’
  ’Neverforamoment,oldfellow。’
  ’Weallhaveourluck,youknow。’
  ’Yourluckhasbeenawifeandfamily。Myluckhasbeentobeabachelor。’
  ’Youmaysayafamily,’saidCradell。’I’msurethatAmeliadoesthebestshecan;butweadesperatelypushedsometimes——desperatelypushed。Ineverhaditsobad,Johnny,asIamnow。’
  ’Soyousaidlasttime。’
  ’DidI?Idon’trememberit。Ididn’tthinkIwassobadthen。But,Johnny,ifyoucanletmehaveonemorefivernowIhavemadearrangementswithAmeliahowI’mtopayyouoffbythirtyshillingsamonth——asIgetmysalary。IndeedIhave。Askherelse。’
  ’I’llbeshotifIdo。’
  ’Don’tsaythat,Johnny。’
  ’It’snogoodyourJohnnyingme,forIwon’tbeJohnnyedoutofanothershilling。Itcomestoooften,andthere’snoreasonwhyIshoulddoit。
  Andwhat’smore,Ican’taffordit。I’vepeopleofmyowntohelp。’
  ’Butoh,Johnny,weallknowhowcomfortableyouare。AndI’msurenoonerejoicedasIdidwhenthemoneywaslefttoyou。IfithadbeenmyselfIcouldhardlyhavethoughtmoreofit。Uponmysolemnwordandhonourifyou’llletmehaveitthistime,itshallbethelast。’
  ’Uponmywordandhonourthen,Iwon’t。Theremustbeanendtoeverything。’
  AlthoughMrCradellwouldprobably,ifpressed,haveadmittedthetruthofthislastassertion,hedidnotseemtothinkthattheendhadasyetcometohisfriend’sbenevolence。Itcertainlyhadnotcometohisownimportunity。’Don’tsaythat,Johnny;praydon’t。’
  ’ButIdosayit。’
  ’WhenItoldAmeliayesterdayeveningthatIdidn’tliketogottoyouagain,becauseofcourseamanhasfeelings,shetoldmetomentionhername。"I’msurehe’ddoitformysake,"’shesaid。
  ’Idon’tbelieveshesaidanythingofthekind。’
  ’Uponmywordshedid。Youaskher。’
  ’Andifshedid,sheoughtn’ttohavesaidit。’
  ’Oh,Johnny,don’tspeakinthatwayofher。She’smywife,andyouknowwhatyourownfeelingswereonce。Butlookhere——weareinthatstateathomeatthismoment,thatImustgetmoneysomewherebeforeI
  gohome。Imust,indeed。Ifyou’llletmehavethreepoundsthisonce,I’llneveraskyouagain。I’llgiveyouawrittenpromiseifyoulike,andI’llpledgemyselftopayitbackbythirtyshillingsatimeoutofthenexttwomonths’salary。Iwill,indeed。’AndthenMrCradellbegantocry。ButwhenJohnnyatlasttookouthischeque—bookandwroteachequeforthreepounds,MrCradell’seyesglistenedwithjoy。’UponmywordIamsomuchobligedtoyou!Youarethebestfellowthateverlived。AndAmeliawillsaythesamewhenshehearsofit。’
  ’Idon’tbelieveshe’llsayanythingofthekind,Cradell。IfI
  rememberanythingofher,shehasastouterheartthanthat。’Cradelladmittedthathiswifehadastouterheartthanhimself,andthenmadehiswaybacktohisownpartoftheoffice。
  ThislittleinterruptiontothecurrentofMrEames’sthoughtswas,I
  think,goodfortheservice,asimmediatelyonhisfriend’sdeparturehewenttohiswork;whereas,hadnothebeencalledawayfromhisreflectionsaboutMissDale,hewouldhavesatthinkingaboutheraffairsprobablyfortherestofthemorning。Asitwas,hereallydidwriteadozennotesinanswertoasmanyprivatelettersaddressedtohischief,SirRaffleBuffle,inallofwhichhemadeexcellently—wordedfalseexcusesforthenon—performanceofvariousrequestsmadetoSirRafflebythewriters。’He’saboutthebesthandatitthatIknow,’
  saidSirRaffle,oneday,tothesecretary;’otherwiseyoumaybesureI
  shouldn’tkeephimhere。’’Iwillallowthathe’sclever,’saidthesecretary。’Itisn’tcleverness,somuchastact。It’swhatIcalltact。
  Ihadn’tbeenlongintheservicebeforeImastereditmyself;andnowthatI’vebeenatthetroubletoteachhimIdon’twanttohavethetroubletoteachanother。Butuponmywordhemustmindhisp’sandq’s;
  uponmyword,hemust;andyouhadbettertellhimso。’’Thefactis,MrKissing,’saidtheprivatesecretarythenextdaytothesecretary——MrKissingwasatthattimesecretarytotheboardofcommissionersforthereceiptofincometax——’thefactis,MrKissing,SirRaffleshouldneverattempttowritealetterhimself。Hedoesn’tknowhowtodoit。Healwayssaystwicetoomuch,andyetnothalfenough。Iwishyou’dtellhimso。Hewon’tbelieveme。’FromwhichitwillbeseenMrEameswasproudofhisspecialaccomplishment,butdidnotfeelanygratitudetothemasterwhoassumedtohimselfthegloryofhavingtaughthim。OnthepresentoccasionJohnEameswroteallhislettersbeforehethoughtagainofLilyDale,andwasabletowritethemwithoutinterruption,asthechairmanwasabsentforthedayattheTreasury——orperhapsathisclub。Then,whenhehadfinished,heranghisbell,andorderedsomesherryandsoda—water,andstretchedhimselfbeforethefire——asthoughhisexertionsinthepublicservicehadbeenverygreat——andseatedhimselfcomfortablyinhisarm—chair,andlitacigar,andagaintookoutLadyJulia’sletter。
  Asregardedthecigar,itmaybesaidthatbothSirRaffleandMrKissinghadgivenordersthatonnoaccountshouldcigarsbelitwithintheprecinctsoftheIncome—TaxOffice。MrEameshadtakenuponhimselftounderstandthatsuchordersdidnotapplytoaprivatesecretary,andwaswellawarethatSirRaffleknewhishabit。ToMrKissing,Iregrettosay,heputhimselfinoppositionwheneverandwhereveroppositionwaspossible;sothatmenintheofficesaidthatoneofthetwomustgoatlast。’ButJohnnycandoanything,youknow,becausehehasgotmoney。’Thatwastoofrequentlytheopinionfinallyexpressedamongthemen。
  SoJohnEamessatdown,anddrankhissoda—water,andsmokedhiscigar,andreadhisletter;or,rather,simplythatparagraphoftheletterwhichreferredtoMissDale。’Thetidingsofherdeathhavedisturbedher,andsetherthinkingagainofthingsthatwerefadingfromhermind。’Heunderstooditall。Andyethowcoulditpossiblybeso?Howcoulditbethatsheshouldnotdespiseaman——despisehimifshedidnothatehim——whohadbehavedasthismanhadbehavedtoher?ItwasnowfouryearssincethisCrosbiehadbeenengagedtoMissDale,andhadjiltedhersoheartlesslyastoincurthedisgustofeverymaninLondonwhohadheardthestory。Hehadmarriedanearl’sdaughter,whohadlefthimwithinafewmonthsoftheirmarriage,andnowMrCrosbie’snoblewifewasdead。Thewifewasdead,andsimplybecausethemanwasfreeagain,he,JohnEames,wastobetoldthatMissDale’smindwas’disturbed’,andthatherthoughtsweregoingbacktothingswhichhadfadedfromhermemory,andwhichshouldhavebeenlongsincebanishedaltogetherfromsuchholyground。
  IfLilyDalewerenowtomarryMrCrosbie,anythingsoperverselycruelasthefateofJohnEameswouldneverhaveyetbeentoldinromance。
  Thatwashisownideaonthematterashesatsmokinghiscigar。Ihavesaidthatwasproudofhisconstancy,andyet,insomesort,hewasalsoashamedofit。Heacknowledgedthefactofhislove,andbelievedhimselftohaveout—JacobedJacob;buthefeltthatitwashardforamanwhohadrisenintheworldashehaddonetobemadeaplaythingofbyafoolishpassion。Itwasnotfouryearsago——thataffairofCrosbie——andMissDaleshouldhaveacceptedhimlongsince。Half—a—dozentimeshehadmadeuphismindtobeverysternwithher;andhehadwrittensomewhatsternly——butthefirstmomentthathesawherhewasconqueredagain。’Andnowthatbrutewillreappearandeverythingwillbewrongagain,’hesaidtohimself。Ifthebrutedidreappear,somethingshouldhappenofwhichtheworldwouldhearthetidings。Sohelitanothercigar,andbegantothinkwhatthatsomethingshouldbe。
  Ashedidsoheheardaloudnoise,asofharsh,rattlingwindsinthenextroom,andheknewthatSirRafflehadcomebackfromtheTreasury。
  Therewasacreakingofboots,andaknockingofchairs,andaringingofbells,andthenaloudangryvoice——avoicethatwasveryharsh,andonthisoccasionveryangry。Whyhadnothistwelveo’clocklettersbeensentuptohimtotheWestEnd?Whynot?MrEamesknewallaboutit。WhydidMrEamesknowallaboutit?WhyhadnotMrEamesnotsentthemup?
  WherewasMrEames?LetMrEamesbesenttohim。AllwhichMrEamesheardstandingwiththecigarinhismouthandhisbacktothefire。
  ’SomebodyhasbeenbullyingoldBuffle,Isuppose。AfterallheasbeenupattheTreasuretoday,’saidEamestohimself。Buthedidnotstirtillthemessengerhadbeentohim,noreventhenatonce。’Allright,Rafferty,’hesaid;’I’llgojustnow。’Thenhetookhalf—a—dozenmorewhiffsfromthecigar,threwtheremainderintothefire,andopenedthedoorwhichcommunicatedbetweenhisroomandSirRaffle’s。
  Thegreatmanwasstandingwithtwounopenedepistlesinhishand。
  ’Eames,’saidhe,’hereareletters——’Thenhestoppedhimself,andbeganuponanothersubject。’DidInotgiveexpressordersthatIwouldhavenosmokingintheoffice?’
  ’IthinkMrKissingsaidsomethingaboutit。’
  ’MrKissing!ItwasnotMrKissingatall。ItwasI。Igavetheordermyself。’
  ’You’llfinditbeganwithMrKissing。’
  ’ItdidnotbeginwithMrKissing;itbeganandendedwithme。Whatareyougoingtodo,sir?’JohnEamessteppedtowardsthebell,andhishandwasalreadyonthebell—pull。
  ’Iwasgoingtoringforthepapers,sir。’
  ’Andwhotoldyoutoringforthepapers?Idon’twantthepapers。Thepaperswon’tshowanything。Isupposemywordmaybetakenwithoutthepapers。SinceyouaresofondofMrKissing——’
  ’I’mnotfondofMrKissingatall。’
  ’You’llhavetogobacktohim,andletsomebodycomeherewhowillnotbetooindependenttoobeymyorders。Herearetwomostimportantlettersthathavebeenlyinghereallday,insteadofbeingsentuptomeattheTreasury。’
  ’Ofcoursetheyhavebeenlyingthere。Ithoughtyouwenttotheclub。’
  ’ItoldyouthatIshouldgototheTreasury。Ihavebeenthereallmorningwiththechancellor’——whenSirRafflespokeofficiallyofthechancellorhewasnotsupposedtomeantheLordChancellor——’andhereI
  findletterswhichIparticularlywantedlyinguponmydesknow。Imustputanendtothiskindofthing。Imust,indeed。Ifyouliketheouterofficebettersaysoatonce,andyoucango。’
  ’I’llthinkaboutit,SirRaffle。’
  ’Thinkaboutit!Whatdoyoumeanbythinkingaboutit?ButIcan’ttalkaboutthatnow。I’mverybusy,andshallbeheretillpastseven。I
  supposeyoucanstay?’
  ’Allnight,ifyouwishit,sir。’
  ’Verywell。Thatwilldoforthepresent——Iwouldn’thavehadtheselettersdelayedfortwentypounds。’
  ’Idon’tsupposeitwouldhavematteredonestrawifbothofthemremainedunopenedtillnextweek。’Thislastlittlespeech,however,wasnotmadealoudtoSirRaffle,butbyJohnnytohimselfinthesolitudeofhisownroom。
  Verysoonafterthathewentaway,SirRafflehavingdiscoveredthatoneofthelettersinquestionrequiredimmediatereturntotheWestEnd。
  ’I’vechangedmymindaboutstaying。Ishan’tstaynow。Ishouldhavedoneiftheselettershadreachedmeastheyought。’
  ’ThenIsupposeIcango?’
  ’Youcandoasyoulikeaboutthat,’saidSirRaffle。
  Eamesdiddoasheliked,andwenthome,ortohisclub;andashewentheresolvedthathewouldputanend,andatonce,tothepresenttroubleofhislife。LilyDaleshouldaccepthimorrejecthim;and,takingeithertheoneorotheralternative,sheshouldhearabitofhismindplainlyspoken。
  CHAPTERXVI
  DOWNATALLINGTON
  ItwasChristmas—timedownatAllington,andatthreeo’clockonChristmasEve,justasthedarknessoftheearlywintereveningwascomingon,LilyDaleandGraceCrawleywereseatedtogether,oneabovetheother,onthestepsleadinguptothepulpitatAllingtonChurch。
  Theyhadbeenworkingalldayatthedecorationsofthechurch,andtheywerenowlookingroundthemattheresultoftheirhandiwork。Toaneyeunusedtothegloomtheplacewouldhavebeennearlydark;buttheycouldseeeverycornerturnedbytheivysprigs,andeverylineonwhichtheholly—leaveswereshining。Andthegreeneriesofthewinterhadnotbeenstuckupintheold—fashioned,idleway,aboughjustfasteneduphereandatwiginsertedthere;buteverythinghadbeendonewithsomemeaning,withsomethoughttowardstheoriginalarchitectureofthebuilding。TheGothiclineshadbeenfollowed,andallthelowerarcheswhichithadbeenpossibletoreachwithanordinaryladderhadbeenturnedastrulywiththelaurelcuttingsastheyhadbeenturnedoriginallywiththestone。
  ’Iwouldn’ttieanothertwig,’saidtheeldergirl,’foralltheChristmaspuddingsthatwaseverboiled。’
  ’It’sluckythenthatthereisn’tanothertwigtotie。’
  ’Idon’tknowaboutthat。Iseeascoreofplaceswheretheworkhasbeenscamped。ThisisthesixthtimeIhavedonethechurch,andIdon’tthinkI’lleverdoitagain。Whenwefirstbeganit,BellandI,youknow——beforeBellwasmarried——MrsBoyce,andtheBoycianestablishmentgenerally,usedtocomeandhelp。Orratherweusedtohelpher。Nowshehardlyeverlooksafteritatall。’
  ’Sheisolder,Isuppose。’
  ’She’salittleolder,andadealidler。Howidlepeopledoget!Lookathim。Sincehehashadacuratehehardlyeverstirsroundtheparish。
  Andheisgettingsofatthat——H——sh!Heresheisherself——cometogiveherjudgmentuponus。’Thenastoutlady,thewifeofthevicar,walkedslowlyuptheaisle。’Well,girls,’shesaid,’youhaveworkedhard,andIamsureMrBoycewillbeverymuchobligedtoyou。’
  ’MrBoyce,indeed!’saidLilyDale。’Weshallexpectthewholeparishtorisefromtheirseatsandthankus。Whydidn’tJaneandBetsycomeandhelpus?’
  ’Theyweresotiredwhentheycameinfromthecoalclub。Besides,theydon’tcareforthiskindofthing——notasyoudo。’
  ’Janeisutilitariantothebackbone,Iknow,’saidLily,’andBetsydoesn’tlikegettingupladders。’
  ’Asforladders,’saidMrsBoyce,defendingherdaughter,’IamnotquitesurethatBetsyisn’tright。Youdon’tmeantosaythatyoudidallthosecapitalsyourself?’
  ’Everytwig,withHopkinstoholdtheladderandcutthesticks;andasHopkinsisjustahundredandoneyearsold,wecouldhavedoneitprettynearlyaswellalone。’
  ’Idonotthinkthat,’saidGrace。
  ’Hehasbeengrumblingallthetime,’saidLily,’andswearsheneverwillhavethelaurelsrobbedagain。FiveorsixyearsagoheusedtodeclarethatdeathwouldcertainlysavehimfromthepainofsuchanotherdesecrationbeforenextChristmas;buthehasgivenupthatfoolishnotionnow,andtalksasthoughhemeanttoprotecttheAllingtonshrubsatanyratetotheendofthiscentury。’
  ’Iamsurewegaveoursharefromtheparsonage,’saidMrsBoyce,whoneverunderstoodajoke。
  ’Allthebestcamefromtheparsonage,asofcoursetheyought,’saidLily。’ButHopkinshadtomakeupthedeficiency。Andasmyuncletoldhimtotakethehaycartfortheminsteadofthehand—barrow,heisbroken—hearted。’
  ’Iamsurehewasverygood—natured,’saidGrace。
  ’Neverthelessheisbroken—hearted;andIamverygood—naturedtoo,andIambroken—backed。Whoisgoingtopreachtomorrowmorning,MrsBoyce?’
  ’MrSwantonwillpreachinthemorning。’
  ’Tellhimnottobetoolongbecauseofthechildren’spudding。TellMrBoyceifheislong,wewon’tanyofuscomenextSunday。’
  ’Mydear,howcanyousaysuchwickedthings!Ishallnottellhimanythingofthekind。’
  ’That’snotwicked,MrsBoyce。IfIweretosayIhadeatensomuchlunchthatIdidn’twantanydinner,you’dunderstandthat。IfMrSwantonwillpreachforthree—quartersofanhour——’
  ’Heonlypreachedforthree—quartersofanhouronce,Lily。’
  ’Hehasbeenoverthehalf—houreverySundaysincehehasbeenhere。
  Hisaverageisoverfortyminutes,andIsayit’sashame。’
  ’Itisnotashameatall,Lily,’saidMrsBoyce,becomingveryserious。
  ’Lookatmyuncle;hedoesn’tliketogotosleep,andhehastosufferapurgatoryinkeepinghimselfawake。’
  ’Ifyouruncleisheavynow,howcanMrSwantonhelpit?IfMrDale’smindwereonthesubjecthewouldnotsleep。’
  ’Come,MrsBoyce;there’ssomebodyelseasleepsometimesbesidesmyuncle。WhenMrBoyceputsuphisfingerandjusttoucheshisnose,I
  knowaswellaspossiblewhyhedoesit。’
  ’LilyDale,youhavenobusinesstosayso。Itisnottrue。Idon’tknowhowyoucanbringyourselftotalkinthatwayofyourownclergyman。IfIweretotellyourmamma,shewouldbeshocked。’
  ’Youwon’tbesoill—natured,MrsBoyce——afterallthatI’vedoneforthechurch。’
  ’Ifyouthinkmoreabouttheclergymen,Lily,andlessaboutthechurch,’saidMrsBoyceverysententiously,’moreaboutthematterandlessaboutthemanner,moreoftherealityandlessoftheform,Ithinkyouwouldfindthatyourreligionwouldgofurtherwithyou。MissCrawleyisthedaughterofaclergyman,andIamsureshewillagreewithme。’
  ’IfsheagreeswithanybodyinscoldingmeI’llquarrelwithher。’
  ’Ididn’tmeantoscoldyou,Lily。’
  ’Idon’tminditfromyou,MrsBoyce。Indeed,Iratherlikeit。Itisasortofpastoralvisitation;andasMrBoyceneverscoldsmehimselfI
  takeitfromhimbyattorney。’Thentherewassilenceforaminuteortwo,duringwhichMrsBoycewasendeavouringtodiscoverwhetherMissDalewaslaughingatherornot。Asshewasnotquitecertain,shethoughtatlastshewouldletthesuspectedfaultpassunobserved。
  ’Don’twaitforus,MrsBoyce,’saidLily。’WemustremaintillHopkinshassentGregorytosweepthechurchoutandtakeawaytherubbish。
  We’llseethatthekeyisleftatMrsGiles’s。’
  ’Thankyou,mydear。ThenImayaswellgo。IthoughtI’dcomeinandseethatitwasallright。I’msureMrBoycewillbeverymuchobligedtoyouandMissCrawley。Good—night,mydear。’
  ’Good—night,MrsBoyce;andbesureyoudon’tletMrSwantonbelongtomorrow。’TothispartingshotMrsBoycemadenorejoinder;butshehurriedoutofthechurchsomewhatthequickerforit,andclosedthedoorafterherwithsomethingofaslam。
  Ofallpersonsclergymenarethemostirreverentinthehandlingofthingssupposedtobesacred,andnexttothemclergyman’swives,andafterthemthoseotherladies,oldoryoung,whotakeuponthemselvessemi—clericalduties。Anditisnaturalthatitshouldbeso;forisitnotsaidthatfamiliaritydoesbreedcontempt?Whenaparsontakeshislayfriendoverhischurchonaweekday,howmuchlessofthespiritofgenuflexionandhead—uncoveringtheclergymanwilldisplaytothelayman!Theparsonpullsaboutthewoodworkandknocksaboutthestonework,asthoughitweremerewoodandstone;andtalksaloudintheaisle,andtreatseventhereading—deskasacommonthing;whereasthevisitorwhispersgently,andcarrieshimselfasthougheveninlookingatachurchhewasboundtoregardhimselfasperformingsomeservicethatwashalfdivine。NowLilyDaleandGraceCrawleywerebothaccustomedtochurches,andhadbeensolongatworkinthischurchforthelasttwodays,thatthebuildinghadlosttothemmuchofitssacredness,andtheywerealmostasirreverentasthoughtheyweretwocurates。