Youcan’tdohalfthethingsyourselfthatchildreninbooksdo,makingmodelsorsoon。Iwonderwhy?
ALICE。
Ifyoutakeadate’sstoneoutandputinanalmondandeatthemtogether,itisprime。Ifoundthisout。
SUB—EDITOR。
Ifyouputyourwethandintoboilingleaditwillnothurtyouifyoudrawitoutquicklyenough。Ihavenevertriedthis。
DORA。
ThePurringClass(INSTRUCTIVEARTICLE)
IfIeverkeepaschooleverythingshallbequitedifferent。
Nobodyshalllearnanythingtheydon’twantto。Andsometimesinsteadofhavingmastersandmistresseswewillhavecats,andwewilldressupincatskinsandlearnpurring。’Now,mydears,’theoldcatwillsay,one,two,threeallpurrtogether,’andweshallpurrlikeanything。
Shewon’tteachustomew,butweshallknowhowwithoutteaching。
Childrendoknowsomethingswithoutbeingtaught。
ALICE。
Poetry(TRANSLATEDINTOFRENCHBYDORA)
Quandj’etaisjeuneetj’etaisfouJ’achetaiunviolonpourdix—huitsousEttouslesairsquejejouaiEtaitoverthehillsandfaraway。
ANOTHERPIECEOFIT
MerciejolievachequifaitBonlaitpourmondejeunerTouslesmatinstouslessoirsMonpainjemange,tonlaitjeboire。
RecreationsItisamistaketothinkthatcatsareplayful。Ioftentrytogetacattoplaywithme,andsheneverseemstocareaboutthegame,nomatterhowlittleithurts。
H。O。
Makingpotsandpanswithclayisfun,butdonottellthegrown—ups。Itisbettertosurprisethem;andthenyoumustsayatoncehoweasilyitwashesoff—mucheasierthanink。
DICKY。
SamRedfern,ortheBushranger’sBurialBYDICKY
’Well,Annie,Ihavebadnewsforyou,’saidMrRidgway,asheenteredthecomfortabledining—roomofhiscabinintheBush。’SamRedferntheBushrangerisaboutthispartoftheBushjustnow。I
hopehewillnotattackuswithhisgang。’
’Ihopenot,’respondedAnnie,agentlemaidenofsomesixteensummers。
justthencameaknockatthedoorofthehut,andagruffvoiceaskedthemtoopenthedoor。
’ItisSamRedferntheBushranger,father,’saidthegirl。
’Thesame,’respondedthevoice,andthenextmomentthehalldoorwassmashedin,andSamRedfernsprangin,followedbyhisgang。
CHAPTERII
Annie’sFatherwasatonceoverpowered,andAnnieherselflayboundwithcordsonthedrawing—roomsofa。SamRedfernsetaguardroundthelonelyhut,andallhumanaidwasdespairedof。Butyouneverknow。FarawayintheBushadifferentscenewasbeingenacted。
’MustbeInjuns,’saidatallmantohimselfashepushedhiswaythroughthebrushwood。ItwasJimCarlton,thecelebrateddetective。’Iknowthem,’headded;’theyareApaches。’justthentenIndiansinfullwar—paintappeared。Carltonraisedhisrifleandfired,andslingingtheirscalpsonhisarmhehastenedtowardsthehumbleloghutwhereresidedhisaffiancedbride,AnnieRidgway,sometimesknownastheFloweroftheBush。
CHAPTERIII
Themoonwaslowonthehorizon,andSamRedfernwasseatedatadrinkingboutwithsomeofhisbooncompanions。
Theyhadrifledthecellarsofthehut,andtherichwinesflowedlikewaterinthegoldengobletsofMrRidgway。
ButAnniehadmadefriendswithoneofthegang,anoble,good—heartedmanwhohadjoinedSamRedfernbymistake,andshehadtoldhimtogoandgetthepoliceasquicklyaspossible。
’Ha!ha!’criedRedfern,’nowIamenjoyingmyself!’Helittleknewthathisdoomwasnearuponhim。
JustthenAnniegaveapiercingscream,andSamRedferngotup,seizinghisrevolver。’Whoareyou?’hecried,asamanentered。
’IamJimCarlton,thecelebrateddetective,’saidthenewarrival。
SamRedfern’srevolverdroppedfromhisnervelessfingers,butthenextmomenthehadsprunguponthedetectivewiththewell—knownactivityofthemountainsheep,andAnnieshrieked,forshehadgrowntolovetheroughBushranger。
(Tobecontinuedattheendofthepaperifthereisroom。)
ScholasticAnewslateishorridtillitiswashedinmilk。Ilikethegreenspotsonthemtodrawpatternsround。Iknowagoodwaytomakeaslate—pencilsqueak,butIwon’tputitinbecauseIdon’twanttomakeitcommon。SUB—EDITOR。
Peppermintisagreathelpwitharithmetic。TheboywhowassecondintheOxfordLocalalwaysdidit。Hegavemetwo。Theexaminersaidtohim,’Areyoueatingpeppermints?’Andhesaid,’No,Sir。’
Hetoldmeafterwardsitwasquitetrue,becausehewasonlysuckingone。I’mgladIwasn’tasked。Ishouldneverhavethoughtofthat,andIcouldhavehadtosay’Yes。’
OSWALD。
TheWreckofthe’Malabar’
BYNOEL(Authorof’ADreamofAncientAncestors。’)Heisn’treally—butheputitintomakeitseemmorereal。
Hark!whatisthatnoiseofrollingWavesandthunderintheair?
’Tisthedeath—knellofthesailorsAndofficersandpassengersofthegoodshipMalabar。
ItwasafairandlovelynoonWhenthegoodshipputoutofportAndpeoplesaid’ahlittlewethinkHowsoonshewillbetheelements’sport。’
ShewasindeedalovelysightUponthebillowswithsailsspread。
Butthecaptainfoldedhisgloomyarms,Ah—ifshehadbeenalife—boatinstead!
SeethecaptainsternyetgloomyFlingshissonuponarock,HopingthattherehisdarlingboyMayescapethewreck。
AlasinvaintheloudwindsroaredAndnobodywassaved。
ThatwasthewreckoftheMalabar,Thenletustollforthebrave。
NOEL。
GardeningNotesItisuselesstoplantcherry—stonesinthehopeofeatingthefruit,becausetheydon’t!
Alicewon’tlendhergardeningtoolsagain,becausethelasttimeNoelleftthemoutintherain,andIdon’tlikeit。Hesaidhedidn’t。
SeedsandBulbsTheseareusefultoplayatshopwith,untilyouareready。Notatdinner—parties,fortheywillnotgrowunlessuncooked。Potatoesarenotgrownwithseed,butwithchopped—uppotatoes。Appletreesaregrownfromtwigs,whichislesswasteful。
Oaktreescomefromacorns。Everyoneknowsthis。WhenNoelsayshecouldgrowonefromapeachstonewrappedupinoakleaves,heshowsthatheknowsnothingaboutgardeningbutmarigolds,andwhenIpassedbyhisgardenIthoughttheyseemedjustlikeweedsnowtheflowershavebeenpicked。
Aboyoncedaredmetoeatabulb。
Dogsareveryindustriousandfondofgardening。Pincherisalwaysplantingbones,buttheynevergrowup。Therecouldn’tbeabonetree。Ithinkthisiswhatmakeshimbarksounhappilyatnight。
Hehasnevertriedplantingdog—biscuit,butheisfonderofbones,andperhapshewantstobequitesureaboutthemfirst。
SamRedfern,ortheBushranger’sBurialBYDICKY
CHAPTERIVANDLAST
ThiswouldhavebeenajollygoodstoryiftheyhadletmefinishitatthebeginningofthepaperasIwantedto。ButnowIhaveforgottenhowImeantittoend,andIhavelostmybookaboutRedIndians,andallmyBoysofEnglandhavebeensneaked。Thegirlssay’Goodriddance!’soIexpecttheydidit。TheywantmejusttoputinwhichAnniemarried,butIshan’t,sotheywillneverknow。
Wehavenowputeverythingwecanthinkofintothepaper。Ittakesalotofthinkingabout。Idon’tknowhowgrown—upsmanagetowritealltheydo。Itmustmaketheirheadsache,especiallylessonbooks。
Albert—next—dooronlywroteonechapteroftheserialstory,buthecouldhavedonesomemoreifhehadwantedto。Hecouldnotwriteoutanyofthethingsbecausehecannotspell。Hesayshecan,butittakeshimsuchalongtimehemightjustaswellnotbeable。
Thereareoneortwothingsmore。Iamsickofit,butDorasaysshewillwritethemin。
Legalanswerwanted。Aquantityofexcellentstringisofferedifyouknowwhethertherereallyisalawpassedaboutnotbuyinggunpowderunderthirteen。
DICKY。
Thepriceofthispaperisoneshillingeach,andsixpenceextraforthepictureoftheMalabargoingdownwithallhands。Ifwesellonehundredcopieswewillwriteanotherpaper。
Andsowewouldhavedone,butweneverdid。Albert—next—door’sunclegaveustwoshillings,thatwasall。Youcan’trestorefallenfortuneswithtwoshillings!
CHAPTER9
THEG。B。
Beingeditorsisnotthebestwaytowealth。Weallfeelthisnow,andhighwaymenarenotrespectedanymoreliketheyusedtobe。
Iamsurewehadtriedourbesttorestoreourfallenfortunes。Wefelttheirfallverymuch,becauseweknewtheBastableshadbeenrichonce。DoraandOswaldcanrememberwhenFatherwasalwaysbringingnicethingshomefromLondon,andthereusedtobeturkeysandgeeseandwineandcigarscomebythecarrieratChristmas—time,andboxesofcandiedfruitandFrenchplumsinornamentalboxeswithsilkandvelvetandgildingonthem。Theywerecalledprunes,buttheprunesyoubuyatthegrocer’sarequitedifferent。ButnowthereisseldomanythingnicebroughtfromLondon,andtheturkeyandtheprunepeoplehaveforgottenFather’saddress。
’Howcanwerestorethosebeastlyfallenfortunes?’saidOswald。
’We’vetrieddiggingandwritingandprincessesandbeingeditors。’
’Andbeingbandits,’saidH。O。
’Whendidyoutrythat?’askedDoraquickly。’YouknowItoldyouitwaswrong。’
’Itwasn’twrongthewaywedidit,’saidAlice,quickerstill,beforeOswaldcouldsay,’Whoaskedyoutotellusanythingaboutit?’whichwouldhavebeenrude,andheisgladhedidn’t。’WeonlycaughtAlbert—next—door。’
’Oh,Albert—next—door!’saidDoracontemptuously,andIfeltmorecomfortable;forevenafterIdidn’tsay,’Whoaskedyou,andcetera,’IwasafraidDorawasgoingtocomethegoodeldersisteroverus。Shedoesthatajollysighttoooften。
Dickylookedupfromthepaperhewasreadingandsaid,’Thissoundslikely,’andhereadout—
l100securespartnershipinlucrativebusinessforsaleofusefulpatent。l10weekly。Nopersonalattendancenecessary。Jobbins,300,OldStreetRoad。
’Iwishwecouldsecurethatpartnership,’saidOswald。Heistwelve,andaverythoughtfulboyforhisage。
Alicelookedupfromherpainting。Shewastryingtopaintafairyqueen’sfrockwithgreenbice,anditwouldn’trub。Thereissomethingfunnyaboutgreenbice。Itneverwillruboff;nomatterhowexpensiveyourpaintboxis—andevenboilingwaterisverylittleuse。
Shesaid,’Botherthebice!And,Oswald,it’snousethinkingaboutthat。Wherearewetogetahundredpounds?’
’Tenpoundsaweekisfivepoundstous,’Oswaldwenton—hehaddonethesuminhisheadwhileAlicewastalking—’becausepartnershipmeanshalves。Itwouldbel5。’
Noelsatsuckinghispencil—hehadbeenwritingpoetryasusual。
Isawthefirsttwolines—
IwonderwhyGreenBiceIsneververynice。
Suddenlyhesaid,’Iwishafairywouldcomedownthechimneyanddropajewelonthetable—ajewelworthjustahundredpounds。’
’Shemightaswellgiveyouthehundredpoundswhileshewasaboutit,’saidDora。
’Orwhileshewasaboutitshemightaswellgiveusfivepoundsaweek,’saidAlice。’Orfifty,’saidI。’Orfivehundred,’saidDicky。
IsawH。O。openhismouth,andIknewhewasgoingtosay,’Orfivethousand,’soIsaid:
’Well,shewon’tgiveusfivepence,butifyou’donlydoasIamalwayssaying,andrescueawealthyoldgentlemanfromdeadlyperilhewouldgiveusapotofmoney,andwecouldhavethepartnershipandfivepoundsaweek。Fivepoundsaweekwouldbuyagreatmanythings。’
ThenDickysaid,’Whyshouldn’tweborrowit?’Sowesaid,’Whofrom?’andthenhereadthisoutofthepaper—
MONEYPRIVATELYWITHOUTFEEsTHEBONDSTREETBANK
Manager,Z。Rosenbaum。
Advancescashfroml20tol10,000onladies’orgentlemen’snoteofhandalone,withoutsecurity。Nofees。Noinquiries。Absoluteprivacyguaranteed。
’Whatdoesitallmean?’askedH。O。
’Itmeansthatthereisakindgentlemanwhohasalotofmoney,andhedoesn’tknowenoughpoorpeopletohelp,soheputsitinthepaperthathewillhelpthem,bylendingthemhismoney—
that’sit,isn’tit,Dicky?’
DoraexplainedthisandDickysaid,’Yes。’AndH。O。saidhewasaGenerousBenefactor,likeinMissEdgeworth。ThenNoelwantedtoknowwhatanoteofhandwas,andDickyknewthat,becausehehadreaditinabook,anditwasjustalettersayingyouwillpaythemoneywhenyoucan,andsignedwithyourname。
’Noinquiries!’saidAlice。’Oh—Dicky—doyouthinkhewould?’
’Yes,Ithinkso,’saidDicky。’IwonderFatherdoesn’tgotothiskindgentleman。I’veseenhisnamebeforeonacircularinFather’sstudy。’
’Perhapshehas。’saidDora。
Buttherestofusweresurehehadn’t,because,ofcourse,ifhehad,therewouldhavebeenmoremoneytobuynicethings。justthenPincherjumpedupandknockedoverthepainting—water。Heisaverycarelessdog。Iwonderwhypainting—waterisalwayssuchanuglycolour?Doraranforadustertowipeitup,andH。O。
droppeddropsofthewateronhishandsandsaidhehadgottheplague。Soweplayedattheplagueforabit,andIwasanArabphysicianwithabath—towelturban,andcuredtheplaguewithmagicacid—drops。Afterthatitwastimefordinner,andafterdinnerwetalkeditalloverandsettledthatwewouldgoandseetheGenerousBenefactortheverynextday。ButwethoughtperhapstheG。B。—itisshortforGenerousBenefactor—wouldnotlikeitifthereweresomanyofus。Ihaveoftennoticedthatitistheworstofourbeingsix—peoplethinksixagreatmany,whenit’schildren。Thatsentencelookswrongsomehow。Imeantheydon’tmindsixpairsofboots,orsixpoundsofapples,orsixoranges,especiallyinequations,buttheyseemtothinkyououghtnottohavefivebrothersandsisters。OfcourseDickywastogo,becauseitwashisidea。DorahadtogotoBlackheathtoseeanoldlady,afriendofFather’s,soshecouldn’tgo。Alicesaidsheoughttogo,becauseitsaid,’Ladiesandgentlemen,’andperhapstheG。B。
wouldn’tletushavethemoneyunlesstherewerebothkindsofus。
H。O。saidAlicewasn’talady;andshesaidhewasn’tgoing,anyway。Thenhecalledheradisagreeablecat,andshebegantocry。
ButOswaldalwaystriestomakeupquarrels,sohesaid—
’You’relittlesillies,bothofyou!’
AndDorasaid,’Don’tcry,Alice;heonlymeantyouweren’tagrown—uplady。’
ThenH。O。said,’WhatelsedidyouthinkImeant,Disagreeable?’
SoDickysaid,’Don’tbedisagreeableyourself,H。O。Letheraloneandsayyou’resorry,orI’lljollywellmakeyou!’
SoH。O。saidhewassorry。ThenAlicekissedhimandsaidshewassorrytoo;andafterthatH。O。gaveherahug,andsaid,’NowI’mreallyandtrulysorry,’Soitwasallright。
NoelwentthelasttimeanyofuswenttoLondon,sohewasoutofit,andDorasaidshewouldtakehimtoBlackheathifwe’dtakeH。
O。Soasthere’dbeenalittledisagreeablenesswethoughtitwasbettertotakehim,andwedid。Atfirstwethoughtwe’dtearouroldestthingsabitmore,andputsomepatchesofdifferentcoloursonthem,toshowtheG。B。howmuchwewantedmoney。ButDorasaidthatwouldbeasortofcheating,pretendingwewerepoorerthanweare。AndDoraisrightsometimes,thoughsheisoureldersister。
Thenwethoughtwe’dbetterwearourbestthings,sothattheG。B。
mightseeweweren’tsoverypoorthathecouldn’ttrustustopayhismoneybackwhenwehadit。ButDorasaidthatwouldbewrongtoo。Soitcametoourbeingquitehonest,asDorasaid,andgoingjustaswewere,withoutevenwashingourfacesandhands;butwhenIlookedatH。O。inthetrainIwishedwehadnotbeenquitesoparticularlyhonest。
Everyonewhoreadsthisknowswhatitisliketogointhetrain,soIshallnottellaboutit—thoughitwasratherfun,especiallythepartwheretheguardcamefortheticketsatWaterloo,andH。
O。wasundertheseatandpretendedtobeadogwithoutaticket。
WewenttoCharingCross,andwejustwentroundtoWhitehalltoseethesoldiersandthenbyStJames’sforthesamereason—andwhenwe’dlookedintheshopsabitwegottoBrookStreet,BondStreet。Itwasabrassplateonadoornexttoashop—averygrandplace,wheretheysoldbonnetsandhats—allverybrightandsmart,andnoticketsonthemtotellyoutheprice。WerangabellandaboyopenedthedoorandweaskedforMrRosenbaum。Theboywasnotpolite;hedidnotaskusin。SothenDickygavehimhisvisitingcard;itwasoneofFather’sreally,butthenameisthesame,MrRichardBastable,andweotherswroteournamesunderneath。Ihappenedtohaveapieceofpinkchalkinmypocketandwewrotethemwiththat。
Thentheboyshutthedoorinourfacesandwewaitedonthestep。
Butpresentlyhecamedownandaskedourbusiness。SoDickysaid—
’Moneyadvanced,youngshaver!anddon’tbealldayaboutit!’
Andthenhemadeuswaitagain,tillIwasquitestiffinmylegs,butAlicelikeditbecauseoflookingatthehatsandbonnets,andatlastthedooropened,andtheboysaid—
’MrRosenbaumwillseeyou,’sowewipedourfeetonthemat,whichsaidso,andwewentupstairswithsoftcarpetsandintoaroom。
Itwasabeautifulroom。Iwishedthenwehadputonourbestthings,oratleastwashedalittle。Butitwastoolatenow。
Theroomhadvelvetcurtainsandasoft,softcarpet,anditwasfullofthemostsplendidthings。Blackandgoldcabinets,andchina,andstatues,andpictures。Therewasapictureofacabbageandapheasantandadeadharethatwasjustlikelife,andIwouldhavegivenworldstohaveitformyown。ThefurwassonaturalI
shouldneverhavebeentiredoflookingatit;butAlicelikedtheoneofthegirlwiththebrokenjugbest。Thenbesidesthepicturestherewereclocksandcandlesticksandvases,andgiltlooking—glasses,andboxesofcigarsandscentandthingslitteredalloverthechairsandtables。Itwasawonderfulplace,andinthemiddleofallthesplendourwasalittleoldgentlemanwithaverylongblackcoatandaverylongwhitebeardandahookeynose—likeafalcon。Andheputonapairofgoldspectaclesandlookedatusasifheknewexactlyhowmuchourclotheswereworth。
Andthen,whileweelderoneswerethinkinghowtobegin,forwehadallsaid’Goodmorning’aswecamein,ofcourse,H。O。beganbeforewecouldstophim。Hesaid:
’AreyoutheG。B。?’
’Thewhat?’saidthelittleoldgentleman。
’TheG。B。,’saidH。O。,andIwinkedathimtoshutup,buthedidn’tseeme,andtheG。B。did。Hewavedhishandatmetoshutup,soIhadto,andH。O。wenton—’ItstandsforGenerousBenefactor。’
Theoldgentlemanfrowned。Thenhesaid,’YourFathersentyouhere,Isuppose?’
’Nohedidn’t,’saidDicky。’Whydidyouthinkso?’
Theoldgentlemanheldoutthecard,andIexplainedthatwetookthatbecauseFather’snamehappenstobethesameasDicky’s。
’Doesn’theknowyou’vecome?’
’No,’saidAlice,’weshan’ttellhimtillwe’vegotthepartnership,becausehisownbusinessworrieshimagooddealandwedon’twanttobotherhimwithourstillit’ssettled,andthenweshallgivehimhalfourshare。’
Theoldgentlemantookoffhisspectaclesandrumpledhishairwithhishands,thenhesaid,’Thenwhatdidyoucomefor?’
’Wesawyouradvertisement,’Dickysaid,’andwewantahundredpoundsonournoteofhand,andmysistercamesothatthereshouldbebothkindsofus;andwewantittobuyapartnershipwithinthelucrativebusinessforsaleofusefulpatent。Nopersonalattendancenecessary。’
’Idon’tthinkIquitefollowyou,’saidtheG。B。’ButonethingIshouldlikesettledbeforeenteringmorefullyintothematter:
whydidyoucallmeGenerousBenefactor?’
’Well,yousee,’saidAlice,smilingathimtoshowshewasn’tfrightened,thoughIknowreallyshewas,awfully,’wethoughtitwassoverykindofyoutotrytofindoutthepoorpeoplewhowantmoneyandtohelpthemandlendthemyourmoney。’
’Hum!’saidtheG。B。’Sitdown。’
Heclearedtheclocksandvasesandcandlesticksoffsomeofthechairs,andwesatdown。Thechairswerevelvety,withgiltlegs。
Itwaslikeaking’spalace。
’Now,’hesaid,’yououghttobeatschool,insteadofthinkingaboutmoney。Whyaren’tyou?’
WetoldhimthatweshouldgotoschoolagainwhenFathercouldmanageit,butmeantimewewantedtodosomethingtorestorethefallenfortunesoftheHouseofBastable。Andwesaidwethoughtthelucrativepatentwouldbeaverygoodthing。Heaskedalotofquestions,andwetoldhimeverythingwedidn’tthinkFatherwouldmindourtelling,andatlasthesaid—
’Youwishtoborrowmoney。Whenwillyourepayit?’
’Assoonaswe’vegotit,ofcourse,’Dickysaid。
ThentheG。B。saidtoOswald,’Youseemtheeldest,’butI
explainedtohimthatitwasDicky’sidea,somybeingeldestdidn’tmatter。ThenhesaidtoDicky—’Youareaminor,I
presume?’
Dickysaidhewasn’tyet,buthehadthoughtofbeingaminingengineersomeday,andgoingtoKlondike。
’Minor,notminer,’saidtheG。B。’Imeanyou’renotofage?’
’Ishallbeintenyears,though,’saidDicky。
’Thenyoumightrepudiatetheloan,’saidtheG。B。,andDickysaid’What?’
Ofcourseheoughttohavesaid’Ibegyourpardon。Ididn’tquitecatchwhatyousaid’—thatiswhatOswaldwouldhavesaid。Itismorepolitethan’What。’
’Repudiatetheloan,’theG。B—repeated。’Imeanyoumightsayyouwouldnotpaymebackthemoney,andthelawcouldnotcompelyoutodoso。’
’Oh,well,ifyouthinkwe’resuchsneaks,’saidDicky,andhegotupoffhischair。ButtheG。B。said,’Sitdown,sitdown;Iwasonlyjoking。’
Thenhetalkedsomemore,andatlasthesaid—’Idon’tadviseyoutoenterintothatpartnership。It’saswindle。Manyadvertisementsare。AndIhavenotahundredpoundsbymeto—daytolendyou。ButIwilllendyouapound,andyoucanspenditasyoulike。Andwhenyouaretwenty—oneyoushallpaymeback。’
’Ishallpayyoubacklongbeforethat,’saidDicky。’Thanks,awfully!Andwhataboutthenoteofhand?’
’Oh,’saidtheG。B。,’I’lltrusttoyourhonour。Betweengentlemen,youknow—andladies’—hemadeabeautifulbowtoAlice—’awordisasgoodasabond。’
Thenhetookoutasovereign,andhelditinhishandwhilehetalkedtous。Hegaveusalotofgoodadviceaboutnotgoingintobusinesstooyoung,andaboutdoingourlessons—justswattingabit,onourownhook,soasnottobeputinalowformwhenwewentbacktoschool。Andallthetimehewasstrokingthesovereignandlookingatitasifhethoughtitverybeautiful。
Andsoitwas,foritwasanewone。ThenatlasthehelditouttoDicky,andwhenDickyputouthishandforittheG。B。suddenlyputthesovereignbackinhispocket。
’No,’hesaid,’Iwon’tgiveyouthesovereign。I’llgiveyoufifteenshillings,andthisnicebottleofscent。It’sworthfarmorethanthefiveshillingsI’mchargingyouforit。And,whenyoucan,youshallpaymebackthepound,andsixtypercentinterest—sixtypercent,sixtypercent。’
’What’sthat?’saidH。O。
TheG。B。saidhe’dtellusthatwhenwepaidbackthesovereign,butsixtypercentwasnothingtobeafraidof。HegaveDickythemoney。Andtheboywasmadetocallacab,andtheG。B。putusinandshookhandswithusall,andaskedAlicetogivehimakiss,soshedid,andH。O。woulddoittoo,thoughhisfacewasdirtierthanever。TheG。B。paidthecabmanandtoldhimwhatstationtogoto,andsowewenthome。
ThateveningFatherhadaletterbytheseven—o’clockpost。Andwhenhehadreadithecameupintothenursery。Hedidnotlookquitesounhappyasusual,buthelookedgrave。
’You’vebeentoMrRosenbaum’s,’hesaid。
Sowetoldhimallaboutit。Ittookalongtime,andFathersatinthearmchair。Itwasjolly。Hedoesn’toftencomeandtalktousnow。Hehastospendallhistimethinkingabouthisbusiness。
Andwhenwe’dtoldhimallaboutithesaid—
’Youhaven’tdoneanyharmthistime,children;rathergoodthanharm,indeed。MrRosenbaumhaswrittenmeaverykindletter。’
’Isheafriendofyours,Father?’Oswaldasked。
’Heisanacquaintance,’saidmyfather,frowningalittle,’wehavedonesomebusinesstogether。Andthisletter—’hestoppedandthensaid:’No;youdidn’tdoanyharmto—day;butIwantyouforthefuturenottodoanythingsoseriousastotrytobuyapartnershipwithoutconsultingme,that’sall。Idon’twanttointerferewithyourplaysandpleasures;butyouwillconsultmeaboutbusinessmatters,won’tyou?’
Ofcoursewesaidweshouldbedelighted,butthenAlice,whowassittingonhisknee,said,’Wedidn’tliketobotheryou。’
Fathersaid,’Ihaven’tmuchtimetobewithyou,formybusinesstakesmostofmytime。Itisananxiousbusiness—butIcan’tbeartothinkofyourbeingleftallalonelikethis。’
Helookedsosadweallsaidwelikedbeingalone。Andthenhelookedsadderthanever。
ThenAlicesaid,’Wedon’tmeanthatexactly,Father。Itisratherlonelysometimes,sinceMotherdied。’Thenwewereallquietalittlewhile。Fatherstayedwithustillwewenttobed,andwhenhesaidgoodnighthelookedquitecheerful。Sowetoldhimso,andhesaid—’Well,thefactis,thatlettertookaweightoffmymind。’Ican’tthinkwhathemeant—butIamsuretheG。B。wouldbepleasedifhecouldknowhehadtakenaweightoffsomebody’smind。Heisthatsortofman,Ithink。
WegavethescenttoDora。Itisnotquitesuchgoodscentaswethoughtitwouldbe,butwehadfifteenshillings—andtheywereallgood,soistheG。B。
Anduntilthosefifteenshillingswerespentwefeltalmostasjollyasthoughourfortuneshadbeenproperlyrestored。Youdonotnoticeyourgeneralfortunesomuch,aslongasyouhavemoneyinyourpocket。Thisiswhysomanychildrenwithregularpocket—moneyhaveneverfeltittheirdutytoseekfortreasure。
So,perhaps,ournothavingpocket—moneywasablessingindisguise。Butthedisguisewasquiteimpenetrable,likethevillains’inthebooks;anditseemedstillmoresowhenthefifteenshillingswereallspent。ThenatlasttheothersagreedtoletOswaldtryhiswayofseekingfortreasure,buttheywerenotatallkeenaboutit,andmanyaboylessfirmthanOswaldwouldhavechuckedthewholething。ButOswaldknewthataheromustrelyonhimselfalone。Sohestucktoit,andpresentlytheotherssawtheirduty,andbackedhimup。
CHAPTER10
LORDTOTTENHAM
Oswaldisaboyoffirmandunswervingcharacter,andhehadneverwaveredfromhisfirstidea。Hefeltquitecertainthatthebookswereright,andthatthebestwaytorestorefallenfortuneswastorescueanoldgentlemanindistress。Thenhebringsyouupashisownson:butifyoupreferredtogoonbeingyourownfather’ssonIexpecttheoldgentlemanwouldmakeituptoyousomeotherway。
Inthebookstheleastthingdoesit—youputuptherailwaycarriagewindow—oryoupickuphispursewhenhedropsit—oryousayahymnwhenhesuddenlyasksyouto,andthenyourfortuneismade。
Theothers,asIsaid,wereveryslackaboutit,anddidnotseemtocaremuchabouttryingtherescue。Theysaidtherewasn’tanydeadlyperil,andweshouldhavetomakeonebeforewecouldrescuetheoldgentlemanfromit,butOswalddidn’tseethatthatmattered。However,hethoughthewouldtrysomeoftheeasierwaysfirst,byhimself。
Sohewaitedaboutthestation,pullinguprailwaycarriagewindowsforoldgentlemenwholookedlikely—butnothinghappened,andatlasttheporterssaidhewasanuisance。Sothatwasnogo。Nooneeveraskedhimtosayahymn,thoughhehadlearnedaniceshortone,beginning’Neweverymorning’—andwhenanoldgentlemandiddropatwo—shillingpiecejustbyEllis’sthehairdresser’s,andOswaldpickeditup,andwasjustthinkingwhatheshouldsaywhenhereturnedit,theoldgentlemancaughthimbythecollarandcalledhimayoungthief。ItwouldhavebeenveryunpleasantforOswaldifhehadn’thappenedtobeaverybraveboy,andknewthepolicemanonthatbeatverywellindeed。Sothepolicemanbackedhimup,andtheoldgentlemansaidhewassorry,andofferedOswaldsixpence。Oswaldrefuseditwithpolitedisdain,andnothingmorehappenedatall。
WhenOswaldhadtriedbyhimselfandithadnotcomeoff,hesaidtotheothers,’We’rewastingourtime,nottryingtorescuetheoldgentlemanindeadlyperil。Come—buckup!Dolet’sdosomething!’
Itwasdinner—time,andPincherwasgoingroundgettingthebitsofftheplates。Therewereplentybecauseitwascold—muttonday。
AndAlicesaid—
’It’sonlyfairtotryOswald’sway—hehastriedallthethingstheothersthoughtof。Whycouldn’twerescueLordTottenham?’
LordTottenhamistheoldgentlemanwhowalksovertheHeatheverydayinapapercollaratthreeo’clock—andwhenhegetshalfway,ifthereisnooneabout,hechangeshiscollarandthrowsthedirtyoneintothefurze—bushes。
Dickysaid,’LordTottenham’sallright—butwhere’sthedeadlyperil?’
Andwecouldn’tthinkofany。TherearenohighwaymenonBlackheathnow,Iamsorrytosay。AndthoughOswaldsaidhalfofuscouldbehighwaymenandtheotherhalfrescueparty,Dorakeptonsayingitwouldbewrongtobeahighwayman—andsowehadtogivethatup。
ThenAlicesaid,’WhataboutPincher?’
Andweallsawatoncethatitcouldbedone。
Pincherisverywellbred,andhedoesknowoneortwothings,thoughwenevercouldteachhimtobeg。Butifyoutellhimtoholdon—hewilldoit,evenifyouonlysay’Seizehim!’inawhisper。
Sowearrangeditall。Dorasaidshewouldn’tplay;shesaidshethoughtitwaswrong,andsheknewitwassilly—soweleftherout,andshewentandsatinthedining—roomwithagoody—book,soastobeabletosayshedidn’thaveanythingtodowithit,ifwegotintoarowoverit。
AliceandH。O。weretohideinthefurze—bushesjustbywhereLordTottenhamchangeshiscollar,andtheyweretowhisper,’Seizehim!’toPincher;andthenwhenPincherhadseizedLordTottenhamweweretogoandrescuehimfromhisdeadlyperil。Andhewouldsay,’HowcanIrewardyou,mynobleyoungpreservers?’anditwouldbeallright。
SowewentuptotheHeath。Wewereafraidofbeinglate。OswaldtoldtheotherswhatProcrastinationwas—sotheygottothefurze—bushesalittleaftertwoo’clock,anditwasrathercold。
AliceandH。O。andPincherhid,butPincherdidnotlikeitanymorethantheydid,andaswethreewalkedupanddownweheardhimwhining。AndAlicekeptsaying,’Iamsocold!Isn’thecomingyet?’AndH。O。wantedtocomeoutandjumpabouttowarmhimself。
ButwetoldhimhemustlearntobeaSpartanboy,andthatheoughttobeverythankfulhehadn’tgotabeastlyfoxeatinghisinsideallthetime。H。O。isourlittlebrother,andwearenotgoingtoletitbeourfaultifhegrowsupamilksop。Besides,itwasnotreallycold。Itwashisknees—hewearssocks。Sotheystayedwheretheywere。Andatlast,wheneventheotherthreewhowerewalkingaboutwerebeginningtofeelratherchilly,wesawLordTottenham’sbigblackcloakcomingalong,flappinginthewindlikeagreatbird。SowesaidtoAlice—
’Hist!heapproaches。You’llknowwhentosetPincheronbyhearingLordTottenhamtalkingtohimself—healwaysdoeswhileheistakingoffhiscollar。’
Thenwethreewalkedslowlyawaywhistlingtoshowwewerenotthinkingofanything。Ourlipswererathercold,butwemanagedtodoit。
LordTottenhamcamestridingalong,talkingtohimself。PeoplecallhimthemadProtectionist。Idon’tknowwhatitmeans—butIdon’tthinkpeopleoughttocallaLordsuchnames。
Ashepassedushesaid,’Ruinofthecountry,sir!Fatalerror,fatalerror!’AndthenwelookedbackandsawhewasgettingquitenearwherePincherwas,andAliceandH。O。Wewalkedon—sothatheshouldn’tthinkwewerelooking—andinaminuteweheardPincher’sbark,andthennothingforabit;andthenwelookedround,andsureenoughgoodoldPincherhadgotLordTottenhambythetrouserlegandwasholdingonlikebilly—ho,sowestartedtorun。
LordTottenhamhadgothiscollarhalfoff—itwasstickingoutsidewaysunderhisear—andhewasshouting,’Help,help,murder!’
exactlyasifsomeonehadexplainedtohimbeforehandwhathewastodo。Pincherwasgrowlingandsnarlingandholdingon。WhenwegottohimIstoppedandsaid—
’Dicky,wemustrescuethisgoodoldman。’LordTottenhamroaredinhisfury,’Goodoldmanbe—’somethingorothered。’Callthedogoff。’
SoOswaldsaid。’Itisadangeroustask—butwhowouldhesitatetodoanactoftruebravery?’
AndallthewhilePincherwasworryingandsnarling,andLordTottenhamshoutingtoustogetthedogaway。HewasdancingaboutintheroadwithPincherhangingonlikegrimdeath;andhiscollarflappingabout,whereitwasundone。
ThenNoelsaid,’Haste,ereyetitbetoolate。’SoIsaidtoLordTottenham—
’Standstill,agedsir,andIwillendeavourtoalleviateyourdistress。’
Hestoodstill,andIstoopeddownandcaughtholdofPincherandwhispered,’Dropit,sir;dropit!’
SothenPincherdroppedit,andLordTottenhamfastenedhiscollaragain—heneverdoeschangeitifthere’sanyonelooking—andhesaid—
I’mmuchobliged,I’msure。Nastyviciousbrute!Here’ssomethingtodrinkmyhealth。’
ButDickyexplainedthatweareteetotallers,anddonotdrinkpeople’shealths。SoLordTottenhamsaid,’Well,I’mmuchobligedanyway。AndnowIcometolookatyou—ofcourse,you’renotyoungruffians,butgentlemen’ssons,eh?Still,youwon’tbeabovetakingatipfromanoldboy—Iwasn’twhenIwasyourage,’
andhepulledouthalfasovereign。
Itwasverysilly;butnowwe’ddoneitIfeltitwouldbebeastlymeantotaketheoldboy’schinkafterputtinghiminsuchafunk。
Hedidn’tsayanythingaboutbringingusupashisownsons—soI
didn’tknowwhattodo。IletPinchergo,andwasjustgoingtosayhewasverywelcome,andwe’drathernothavethemoney,whichseemedthebestwayoutofit,whenthatbeastlydogspoiledthewholeshow。DirectlyIlethimgohebegantojumpaboutatusandbarkforjoy,andtrytolickourfaces。Hewassoproudofwhathe’ddone。LordTottenhamopenedhiseyesandhejustsaid,’Thedogseemstoknowyou。’
AndthenOswaldsawitwasallup,andhesaid,’Goodmorning,’andtriedtogetaway。ButLordTottenhamsaid—
’Notsofast!’AndhecaughtNoelbythecollar。Noelgaveahowl,andAliceranoutfromthebushes。NoElisherfavourite。
I’msureIdon’tknowwhy。LordTottenhamlookedather,andhesaid—
Sotherearemoreofyou!’AndthenH。O。cameout。
’Doyoucompletetheparty?’LordTottenhamaskedhim。AndH。O。
saidtherewereonlyfiveofusthistime。
LordTottenhamturnedsharpoffandbegantowalkaway,holdingNoelbythecollar。Wecaughtupwithhim,andaskedhimwherehewasgoing,andhesaid,’TothePoliceStation。’SothenIsaidquitepolitely,’Well,don’ttakeNoel;he’snotstrong,andheeasilygetsupset。Besides,itwasn’thisdoing。Ifyouwanttotakeanyonetakeme—itwasmyveryownidea。’
Dickybehavedverywell。Hesaid,’IfyoutakeOswaldI’llgotoo,butdon’ttakeNoel;he’ssuchadelicatelittlechap。’
LordTottenhamstopped,andhesaid,’Youshouldhavethoughtofthatbefore。’NoElwashowlingallthetime,andhisfacewasverywhite,andAlicesaid—
’Oh,doletNoelgo,dear,good,kindLordTottenham;he’llfaintifyoudon’t,Iknowhewill,hedoessometimes。Oh,Iwishwe’dneverdoneit!Dorasaiditwaswrong。’
’Doradisplayedconsiderablecommonsense,’saidLordTottenham,andheletNoelgo。AndAliceputherarmroundNoelandtriedtocheerhimup,buthewasalltrembly,andaswhiteaspaper。ThenLordTottenhamsaid—
’Willyougivemeyourwordofhonournottotrytoescape?’
Sowesaidwewould。
’Thenfollowme,’hesaid,andledthewaytoabench。Weallfollowed,andPinchertoo,withhistailbetweenhislegs—heknewsomethingwaswrong。ThenLordTottenhamsatdown,andhemadeOswaldandDickyandH。O。standinfrontofhim,butheletAliceandNoElsitdown。Andhesaid—
’Yousetyourdogonme,andyoutriedtomakemebelieveyouweresavingmefromit。Andyouwouldhavetakenmyhalf—sovereign。
Suchconductismost—No—youshalltellmewhatitis,sir,andspeakthetruth。’
SoIhadtosayitwasmostungentlemanly,butIsaidIhadn’tbeengoingtotakethehalf—sovereign。
’Thenwhatdidyoudoitfor?’heasked。’Thetruth,mind。’
SoIsaid,’Iseenowitwasverysilly,andDorasaiditwaswrong,butitdidn’tseemsotillwedidit。Wewantedtorestorethefallenfortunesofourhouse,andinthebooksifyourescueanoldgentlemanfromdeadlyperil,hebringsyouupashisownson—
orifyouprefertobeyourfather’sson,hestartsyouinbusiness,sothatyouendinwealthyaffluence;andtherewasn’tanydeadlyperil,sowemadePincherintoone—andso—’IwassoashamedIcouldn’tgoon,foritdidseemanawfullymeanthing。
LordTottenhamsaid—
’Averynicewaytomakeyourfortune—bydeceitandtrickery。I
haveahorrorofdogs。IfI’dbeenaweakmantheshockmighthavekilledme。Whatdoyouthinkofyourselves,eh?’
WewereallcryingexceptOswald,andtheotherssayhewas;andLordTottenhamwenton—’Well,well,Iseeyou’resorry。Letthisbealessontoyou;andwe’llsaynomoreaboutit。I’manoldmannow,butIwasyoungonce。’
ThenAliceslidalongthebenchclosetohim,andputherhandonhisarm:herfingerswerepinkthroughtheholesinherwoollygloves,andsaid,’Ithinkyou’reverygoodtoforgiveus,andwearereallyvery,verysorry。Butwewantedtobelikethechildreninthebooks—onlyweneverhavethechancestheyhave。
Everythingtheydoturnsoutallright。Butwearesorry,very,very。AndIknowOswaldwasn’tgoingtotakethehalf—sovereign。
DirectlyyousaidthataboutatipfromanoldboyIbegantofeelbadinside,andIwhisperedtoH。O。thatIwishedwehadn’t。’
ThenLordTottenhamstoodup,andhelookedliketheDeathofNelson,forheiscleanshavedanditisagoodface,andhesaid—
’Alwaysremembernevertodoadishonourablething,formoneyorforanythingelseintheworld。’
Andwepromisedwewouldremember。Thenhetookoffhishat,andwetookoffours,andhewentaway,andwewenthome。Ineverfeltsocheapinallmylife!Dorasaid,’Itoldyouso,’butwedidn’tmindeventhatsomuch,thoughitwasindeedhardtobear。ItwaswhatLordTottenhamhadsaidaboutungentlemanly。Wedidn’tgoontotheHeathforaweekafterthat;butatlastweallwent,andwewaitedforhimbythebench。WhenhecamealongAlicesaid,’Please,LordTottenham,wehavenotbeenontheHeathforaweek,tobeapunishmentbecauseyouletusoff。Andwehavebroughtyouapresenteachifyouwilltakethemtoshowyouarewillingtomakeitup。’
Hesatdownonthebench,andwegavehimourpresents。Oswaldgavehimasixpennycompass—heboughtitwithmyownmoneyonpurposetogivehim。Oswaldalwaysbuysusefulpresents。TheneedlewouldnotmoveafterI’dhaditadayortwo,butLordTottenhamusedtobeanadmiral,sohewillbeabletomakethatgoallright。Alicehadmadehimashaving—case,witharoseworkedonit。AndH。O。gavehimhisknife—thesameoneheoncecutallthebuttonsoffhisbestsuitwith。Dickygavehimhisprize,NavalHeroes,becauseitwasthebestthinghehad,andNoelgavehimapieceofpoetryhehadmadehimself—
WhensinandshamebowdownthebrowThenpeoplefeeljustlikewedonow。
WearesosorrywithgriefandpainWeneverwillbesoungentlemanlyagain。
LordTottenhamseemedverypleased。Hethankedus,andtalkedtousforabit,andwhenhesaidgood—byehesaid—
’All’sfairweathernow,mates,’andshookhands。
Andwheneverwemeethimhenodstous,andifthegirlsarewithushetakesoffhishat,sohecan’treallybegoingonthinkingusungentlemanlynow。
CHAPTER11
CASTILIANAMOROSO
OnedaywhenwesuddenlyfoundthatwehadhalfacrownwedecidedthatwereallyoughttotryDicky’swayofrestoringourfallenfortuneswhileyetthedeedwasinourpower。Becauseitmighteasilyhavehappenedtousnevertohavehalfacrownagain。Sowedecidedtodallynolongerwithbeingjournalistsandbanditsandthingslikethem,buttosendforsampleandinstructionshowtoearntwopoundsaweekeachinoursparetime。Wehadseentheadvertisementinthepaper,andwehadalwayswantedtodoit,butwehadneverhadthemoneytosparebefore,somehow。Theadvertisementsays:’Anyladyorgentlemancaneasilyearntwopoundsaweekintheirsparetime。Sampleandinstructions,twoshillings。Packedfreefromobservation。’Agooddealofthehalf—crownwasDora’s。Itcamefromhergodmother;butshesaidshewouldnotmindlettingDickyhaveitifhewouldpayherbackbeforeChristmas,andifweweresureitwasrighttotrytomakeourfortunethatway。Ofcoursethatwasquiteeasy,becauseoutoftwopoundsaweekinyoursparetimeyoucaneasilypayallyourdebts,andhavealmostasmuchleftasyoubeganwith;andastotherightwetoldhertodryup。
Dickyhadalwaysthoughtthatthiswasreallythebestwaytorestoreourfallenfortunes,andweweregladthatnowhehadachanceoftryingbecauseofcoursewewantedthetwopoundsaweekeach,andbesides,wewererathertiredofDicky’salwayssaying,whenourwaysdidn’tturnoutwell,’Whydon’tyoutrythesampleandinstructionsaboutoursparetime?’
Whenwefoundoutaboutourhalf—crownwegotthepaper。NoElwasplayingadmiralsinit,buthehadmadethecockedhatwithouttearingthepaper,andwefoundtheadvertisement,anditsaidjustthesameasever。Sowegotatwo—shillingpostalorderandastamp,andwhatwasleftofthemoneyitwasagreedwewouldspendinginger—beertodrinksuccesstotrade。
WegotsomenicepaperoutofFather’sstudy,andDickywrotetheletter,andweputinthemoneyandputonthestamp,andmadeH。
O。postit。Thenwedranktheginger—beer,andthenwewaitedforthesampleandinstructions。Itseemedalongtimecoming,andthepostmangotquitetiredofusrunningoutandstoppinghiminthestreettoaskifithadcome。
Butonthethirdmorningitcame。Itwasquitealargeparcel,anditwaspacked,astheadvertisementsaiditwouldbe,’freefromobservation。’Thatmeansitwasinabox;andinsidetheboxwassomestiffbrownycardboard,crinkledlikethegalvanizedirononthetopsofchicken—houses,andinsidethatwasalotofpaper,someofitprintedandsomescrappy,andintheverymiddleofitallabottle,notverylarge,andblack,andsealedonthetopofthecorkwithyellowsealing—wax。
Welookedatitasitlayonthenurserytable,andwhilealltheothersgrabbedatthepaperstoseewhattheprintingsaid,Oswaldwenttolookforthecorkscrew,soastoseewhatwasinsidethebottle。Hefoundthecorkscrewinthedresserdrawer—italwaysgetsthere,thoughitissupposedtobeinthesideboarddrawerinthedining—room—andwhenhegotbacktheothershadreadmostoftheprintedpapers。
’Idon’tthinkit’smuchgood,andIdon’tthinkit’squitenicetosellwine,’Dorasaid’andbesides,it’snoteasytosuddenlybegintosellthingswhenyouaren’tusedtoit。’
’Idon’tknow,’saidAlice;’IbelieveIcould。’Theyalllookedratherdowninthemouth,though,andOswaldaskedhowyouweretomakeyourtwopoundsaweek。
’Why,you’vegottogetpeopletotastethatstuffinthebottle。
It’ssherry—CastilianAmorosoitsnameis—andthenyougetthemtobuyit,andthenyouwritetothepeopleandtellthemtheotherpeoplewantthewine,andthenforeverydozenyousellyougettwoshillingsfromthewinepeople,soifyouselltwentydozenaweekyougetyourtwopounds。Idon’tthinkweshallsellasmuchasthat,’saidDicky。
’Wemightnotthefirstweek,’Alicesaid,’butwhenpeoplefoundouthowniceitwas,theywouldwantmoreandmore。Andifweonlygottenshillingsaweekitwouldbesomethingtobeginwith,wouldn’tit?’
Oswaldsaidheshouldjollywellthinkitwould,andthenDickytookthecorkoutwiththecorkscrew。Thecorkbrokeagooddeal,andsomeofthebitswentintothebottle。Doragotthemedicineglassthathastheteaspoonsandtablespoonsmarkedonit,andweagreedtohaveateaspoonfuleach,toseewhatitwaslike。
’Noonemusthavemorethanthat,’Dorasaid,’howeverniceitis。’
Dorabehavedratherasifitwereherbottle。Isupposeitwas,becauseshehadlentthemoneyforit。
ThenshemeasuredOuttheteaspoonful,andshehadfirstgo,becauseofbeingtheeldest。Weaskedatoncewhatitwaslike,butDoracouldnotspeakjustthen。
Thenshesaid,’It’slikethetonicNoelhadinthespring;butperhapssherryoughttobelikethat。’
ThenitwasOswald’sturn。Hethoughtitwasveryburny;buthesaidnothing。Hewantedtoseefirstwhattheotherswouldsay。
Dickysaidhiswassimplybeastly,andAlicesaidNoelcouldtastenextifheliked。
Noelsaiditwasthegoldenwineofthegods,buthehadtoputhishandkerchiefuptohismouthallthesame,andIsawthefacehemade。
ThenH。O。hadhis,andhespatitoutinthefire,whichwasveryrudeandnasty,andwetoldhimso。
ThenitwasAlice’sturn。Shesaid,’Onlyhalfatea—spoonfulforme,Dora。Wemustn’tuseitallup。’Andshetasteditandsaidnothing。
ThenDickysaid:’Lookhere,Ichuckthis。I’mnotgoingtohawkroundsuchbeastlystuff。Anyonewholikescanhavethebottle。
Quis?’
AndAlicegotout’Ego’beforetherestofus。Thenshesaid,’I
knowwhat’sthematterwithit。Itwantssugar。’
Andatonceweallsawthatthatwasalltherewasthematterwiththestuff。Sowegottwolumpsofsugarandcrusheditonthefloorwithoneofthebigwoodenbrickstillitwaspowdery,andmixeditwithsomeofthewineuptothetablespoonmark,anditwasquitedifferent,andnotnearlysonasty。
’Youseeit’sallrightwhenyougetusedtoit,’Dickysaid。I
thinkhewassorryhehadsaid’Quis?’insuchahurry。
’Ofcourse,’Alicesaid,’it’sratherdusty。Wemustcrushthesugarcarefullyincleanpaperbeforeweputitinthebottle。’
Dorasaidshewasafraiditwouldbecheatingtomakeonebottlenicerthanwhatpeoplewouldgetwhentheyorderedadozenbottles,butAlicesaidDoraalwaysmadeafussabouteverything,andreallyitwouldbequitehonest。
’Yousee,’shesaid,’Ishalljusttellthem,quitetruthfully,whatwehavedonetoit,andwhentheirdozenscometheycandoitforthemselves。’
Sothenwecrushedeightmorelumps,verycleanlyandcarefullybetweennewspapers,andshookitupwellinthebottle,andcorkeditupwithascrewofpaper,brownandnotnews,forfearofthepoisonousprintinginkgettingwetanddrippingdownintothewineandkillingpeople。WemadePincherhaveataste,andhesneezedforeversolong,andafterthatheusedtogounderthesofawheneverweshowedhimthebottle。
ThenweaskedAlicewhoshewouldtryandsellitto。Shesaid:’I
shallaskeverybodywhocomestothehouse。Andwhilewearedoingthat,wecanbethinkingofoutsidepeopletotakeitto。Wemustbecareful:there’snotmuchmorethanhalfofitleft,evencountingthesugar。’
WedidnotwishtotellEliza—Idon’tknowwhy。Andsheopenedthedoorveryquicklythatday,sothattheTaxesandamanwhocametoourhousebymistakefornextdoorgotawaybeforeAlicehadachancetotrythemwiththeCastilianAmoroso。ButaboutfiveElizaslippedoutforhalfanhourtoseeafriendwhowasmakingherahatforSunday,andwhileshewasgonetherewasaknock。Alicewent,andwelookedoverthebanisters。Whensheopenedthedoor,shesaidatonce,’Willyouwalkin,please?’
Thepersonatthedoorsaid,’IcalledtoseeyourPa,miss。Isheathome?’
Alicesaidagain,’Willyouwalkin,please?’
Thentheperson—itsoundedlikeaman—said,’Heisin,then?’
ButAliceonlykeptonsaying,’Willyouwalkin,please?’soatlastthemandid,rubbinghisbootsveryloudlyonthemat。
ThenAliceshutthefrontdoor,andwesawthatitwasthebutcher,withanenvelopeinhishand。Hewasnotdressedinblue,likewhenheiscuttingupthesheepandthingsintheshop,andheworeknickerbockers。Alicesayshecameonabicycle。Sheledthewayintothedining—room,wheretheCastilianAmorosobottleandthemedicineglasswerestandIngonthetableallready。
Theothersstayedonthestairs,butOswaldcreptdownandlookedthroughthedoor—crack。
’Pleasesitdown,’saidAlicequitecalmly,thoughshetoldmeafterwardsIhadnoideahowsillyshefelt。Andthebutchersatdown。ThenAlicestoodquitestillandsaidnothing,butshefiddledwiththemedicineglassandputthescrewofbrownpaperstraightintheCastilianbottle。
’WillyoutellyourPaI’dlikeawordwithhim?’thebutchersaid,whenhegottiredofsayingnothing。
’He’llbeinverysoon,Ithink,’Alicesaid。
Andthenshestoodstillagainandsaidnothing。Itwasbeginningtolookveryidioticofher,andH。O。laughed。Iwentbackandcuffedhimforitquitequietly,andIdon’tthinkthebutcherheard。
ButAlicedid,anditrousedherfromherstupor。Shespokesuddenly,veryfastindeed—sofastthatIknewshehadmadeupwhatshewasgoingtosaybefore。Shehadgotmostofitoutofthecircular。
Shesaid,’IwanttocallyourattentiontoasampleofsherrywineIhavehere。ItiscalledCastiliansomethingorother,andatthepriceitisunequalledforflavourandbouquet。’
Thebutchersaid,’Well—Inever!’
AndAlicewenton,’Wouldyouliketotasteit?’
’Thankyouverymuch,I’msure,miss,’saidthebutcher。
Alicepouredsomeout。
Thebutchertastedaverylittle。Helickedhislips,andwethoughthewasgoingtosayhowgooditwas。Buthedidnot。Heputdownthemedicineglasswithnearlyallthestuffleftinit(weputitbackinthebottleafterwardstosavewaste)andsaid,’Excuseme,miss,butisn’titalittlesweet?—forsherryI
mean?’
’Therealisn’t,’saidAlice。’Ifyouorderadozenitwillcomequitedifferenttothat—welikeitbestwithsugar。Iwishyouwouldordersome。’Thebutcheraskedwhy。
Alicedidnotspeakforaminute,andthenshesaid—
’Idon’tmindtellingyou:youareinbusinessyourself,aren’tyou?Wearetryingtogetpeopletobuyit,becauseweshallhavetwoshillingsforeverydozenwecanmakeanyonebuy。It’scalledapurrsomething。’
’Apercentage。Yes,Isee,’saidthebutcher,lookingattheholeinthecarpet。
’Youseetherearereasons,Alicewenton,’whywewanttomakeourfortunesasquicklyaswecan。’
’Quiteso,’saidthebutcher,andhelookedattheplacewherethepaperiscomingoffthewall。
’Andthisseemsagoodway,’Alicewenton。’Wepaidtwoshillingsforthesampleandinstructions,anditsaysyoucanmaketwopoundsaweekeasilyinyourleisuretime。’
’I’msureIhopeyoumay,miss,’saidthebutcher。AndAlicesaidagainwouldhebuysome?
’Sherryismyfavouritewine,’hesaid。Aliceaskedhimtohavesomemoretodrink。