`IsawthethreeofthemhardatityesterdayatSuffolkStreetcorner。’
`IthinkIknowthelittlegamethey’reat,’saidMrHenchy。`YoumustowetheCityFathersmoneynowadaysifyouwanttobemadeLordMayor。
Thenthey’llmakeyouLordMayor。ByGod!I’mthinkingseriouslyofbecomingaCityFathermyself。Whatdoyouthink?WouldIdoforthejob?’
MrO’Connorlaughed。
`Sofarasowingmoneygoes……’
`DrivingoutoftheMansionHouse,’saidMrHenchy,`inallmyvermin,withJackherestandingupbehindmeinapowderedwig-eh?’
`Andmakemeyourprivatesecretary,John。’
`Yes。AndI`llmakeFatherKeonmyprivatechaplain。We’llhaveafamilyparty。’
`Faith,MrHenchy,’saidtheoldman,`you’dkeepupbetterstylethansomeofthem。IwastalkingonedaytooldKeegan,theporter。"Andhowdoyoulikeyournewmaster,Pat?"saysItohim。"Youhaven’tmuchentertainingnow,"saysI。"Entertaining!"sayshe。"He’dliveonthesmellofanoil-rag。"
Anddoyouknowwhathetoldme?Now,IdeclaretoGod,Ididn’tbelievehim。’
`What?’saidMrHenchyandMrO’Connor。
`Hetoldme:"WhatdoyouthinkofaLordMayorofDublinsendingoutforapoundofchopsforhisdinner?How’sthatforhighliving?"sayshe。"Wisha!wisha,"saysI。"Apoundofchops,"sayshe,"comingintotheMansionHouse。""Wisha!"saysI,"whatkindofpeopleisgoingatallnow?"’
Atthispointtherewasaknockatthedoor,andaboyputinhishead。
`Whatisit?’saidtheoldman。
`FromtheBlackEagle,’saidtheboy,walkinginsidewaysanddepositingabasketonthefloorwithanoiseofshakenbottles。
Theoldmanhelpedtheboytotransferthebottlesfromthebaskettothetableandcountedthefulltally。Afterthetransfertheboyputhisbasketonhisarmandasked:
`Anybottles?’
`Whatbottles?’saidtheoldman。
`Won’tyouletusdrinkthemfirst?’saidMrHenchy。
`Iwastoldtoaskforthebottles。’
`Comebacktomorrow,’saidtheoldman。
`Here,boy!’saidMrHenchy,`willyourunovertoO’Farrell’sandaskhimtolendusacorkscrew-forMrHenchy,say。Tellhimwewontkeepitaminute。Leavethebasketthere。’
TheboywentoutandMrHenchybegantorubhishandscheerfully,saying:
`Ah,well,he’snotsobadafterall。He’sasgoodashisword,anyhow。’
`There’snotumblers,’saidtheoldman。
`O,don’tletthattroubleyou,Jack,’saidMrHenchy。`Many’sthegoodmanbeforenowdrankoutofthebottle。’
`Anyway,it’sbetterthannothing,’saidMrO’Connor。
`He’snotabadsort,’saidMrHenchy,`onlyFanninghassuchaloanofhim。Hemeanswell,youknow,inhisowntinpotway。’
Theboycamebackwiththecorkscrew。TheoldmanopenedthreebottlesandwashandingbackthecorkscrewwhenMrHenchysaidtotheboy:
`Wouldyoulikeadrink,boy?’
`Ifyouplease,sir,’saidtheboy。
Theoldmanopenedanotherbottlegrudgingly,andhandedittotheboy。
`Whatageareyou?’heasked。
`Seventeen,’saidtheboy。
Astheoldmansaidnothingfurther,theboytookthebottle,said:
`Here’smybestrespects,sir,toMrHenchy,’drankthecontents,putthebottlebackonthetableandwipedhismouthwithhissleeve。Thenhetookupthecorkscrewandwentoutofthedoorsideways,mutteringsomeformofsalutation。
`That’sthewayitbegins,’saidtheoldman。
`Thethinedgeofthewedge,’saidMrHenchy。
Theoldmandistributedthethreebottleswhichhehadopenedandthemendrankfromthemsimultaneously。Afterhavingdrunkeachplacedhisbottleonthemantelpiecewithinhand’sreachanddrewinalongbreathofsatisfaction。
`Well,Ididagoodday’sworktoday,’saidMrHenchy,afterapause。
`Thatso,John?’
`Yes。IgothimoneortwosurethingsinDawsonStreet,Croftonandmyself。Betweenourselves,youknow,Crofton(he’sadecentchap,ofcourse),buthe’snotworthadamnasacanvasser。Hehasn’tawordtothrowtoadog。HestandsandlooksatthepeoplewhileIdothetalking。’
Heretwomenenteredtheroom。Oneofthemwasaveryfatman,whosebluesergeclothesseemedtobeindangeroffallingfromhisslopingfigure。
Hehadabigfacewhichresembledayoungox’sfaceinexpression,Staringblueeyesandagrizzledmoustache。Theotherman,whowasmuchyoungerandfrailer,hadathin,clean-shavenface。Heworeaveryhighdoublecollarandawide-brimmedbowlerhat。
`Hello,Crofton!’saidMrHenchytothefatman。`Talkofthedevil……
’
`Wheredidtheboozecomefrom?’askedtheyoungman。`Didthecowcalve?’
`O,ofcourse,Lyonsspotsthedrinkfirstthing!’saidMrO’Connor,laughing。
`Isthatthewayyouchapscanvass,’saidMrLyons,`andCroftonandIoutinthecoldandrainlookingforvotes?’
`Why,blastyoursoul,’saidMrHenchy,`I’dgetmorevotesinfiveminutesthanyoutwo’dgetinaweek。’
`Opentwobottlesofstout,Jack,’saidMrO’Connor。
`HowcanI?’saidtheoldman,`whenthere’snocorkscrew?’
`Waitnow,waitnow!’saidMrHenchy,gettingupquickly。`Didyoueverseethislittletrick?’
Hetooktwobottlesfromthetableand,carryingthemtothefire,putthemonthehob。Thenhesatdownagainbythefireandtookanotherdrinkfromhisbottle。MrLyonssatontheedgeofthetable,pushedhishattowardsthenapeofhisneckandbegantoswinghislegs。
`Whichismybottle?’heasked。
`This,lad,’saidMrHenchy。
MrCroftonsatdownonaboxandlookedfixedlyattheotherbottleonthehob。Hewassilentfortworeasons。Thefirstreason,sufficientinitself,wasthathehadnothingtosay;thesecondreasonwasthatheconsideredhiscompanionsbeneathhim。HehadbeenacanvasserforWilkins,theConservative,butwhentheConservativeshadwithdrawntheirmanand,choosingthelesseroftwoevils,giventheirsupporttotheNationalistcandidate,hehadbeenengagedtoworkforMrTierney。
Inafewminutesanapologetic`Pok!’washeardasthecorkflewoutofMrLyons’bottle。MrLyonsjumpedoffthetable,wenttothefire,tookhisbottleandcarrieditbacktothetable。
`Iwasjusttellingthem,Crofton,’saidMrHenchy,`thatwegotagoodfewvotestoday。’
`Whodidyouget?’askedMrLyons。
`Well,IgotParkesforone,andIgotAtkinsonfortwo,andIgotWardofDawsonStreet。Fineoldchapheis,too-regularoldtoff,oldConservative!
"Butisn’tyourcandidateaNationalist?"saidhe。"He’sarespectableman,"saidI。"He’sinfavourofwhateverwillbenefitthiscountry。He’sabigratepayer,"Isaid。"Hehasextensivehousepropertyinthecityandthreeplacesofbusiness,andisn’tittohisownadvantagetokeepdowntherates?He’saprominentandrespectedcitizen,"saidI,"andaPoorLawGuardian,andhedoesn’tbelongtoanyparty,good,bad,orindifferent。"That’sthewaytotalkto’em。’
`AndwhatabouttheaddresstotheKing?’saidMrLyons,afterdrinkingandsmackinghislips。
`Listentome,’saidMrHenchy。`Whatwewantinthiscountry,asI
saidtooldWard,iscapital。TheKing’scomingherewillmeananinfluxofmoneyintothiscountry。ThecitizensofDublinwillbenefitbyit。
Lookatallthefactoriesdownbythequaysthere,idle!Lookatallthemoneythereisinthecountryifweonlyworkedtheoldindustries,themills,theship-buildingyardsandfactories。It’scapitalwewant。’
`Butlookhere,John,’saidMrO’Connor。`WhyshouldwewelcometheKingofEngland?Didn’tParnellhimself……’
`Parnell,’saidMrHenchy,`isdead。Now,here’sthewayIlookatit。
Here’sthischapcometothethroneafterhisoldmotherkeepinghimoutofittillthemanwasgrey。He’samanoftheworld,andhemeanswellbyus。He’sajollyfine,decentfellow,ifyouaskme,andnodamnnonsenseabouthim。Hejustsaystohimself:"TheoldoneneverwenttoseethesewildIrish。ByChrist,I’llgomyselfandseewhatthey’relike。"Andarewegoingtoinsultthemanwhenhecomesoverhereonafriendlyvisit?
Eh?Isn’tthatright,Crofton?’
MrCroftonnoddedhishead。
`Butafterallnow,’saidMrLyonsargumentatively,`KingEdward’slife,youknow,isnotthevery……’
`Letbygonesbebygones,’saidMrHenchy。`Iadmirethemanpersonally。
He’sjustanordinaryknockaboutlikeyouandme。He’sfondofhisglassofgrogandhe’sabitofarake,perhaps,andhe’sagoodsportsman。Damnit,can’tweIrishplayfair?’
`That’sallveryfine,’saidMrLyons。`ButlookatthecaseofParnellnow。’
`InthenameofGod,’saidMrHenchy,`where’stheanalogybetweenthetwocases?’
`WhatImean,’saidMrLyons,`iswehaveourideals。Why,now,wouldwewelcomeamanlikethat?DoyouthinknowafterwhathedidParnellwasafitmantoleadus?Andwhy,then,wouldwedoitforEdwardtheSeventh?’
`ThisisParnell’sanniversary,’saidMrO’Connor,`anddon’tletusstirupanybadblood。Weallrespecthimnowthathe’sdeadandgone-
eventheConservatives,’headded,turningtoMrCrofton。
Pok!ThetardycorkflewoutofMrCrofton’sbottle:MrCroftongotupfromhisboxandwenttothefire。Ashereturned-withhiscapturehesaidinadeepvoice:
`Oursideofthehouserespectshim,becausehewasagentleman。’
`Rightyouare,Crofton!’saidMrHenchyfiercely。`Hewastheonlymanthatcouldkeepthatbagofcatsinorder。"Down,yedogs!Liedown,yecurs!"That’sthewayhetreatedthem。Comein,Joe!Comein!’hecalledout,catchingsightofMrHynesinthedoorway。
MrHynescameinslowly。
`Openanotherbottleofstout,Jack,’saidMrHenchy。`O,Iforgotthere’snocorkscrew!Here,showmeonehereandI’llputitatthefire。’
Theoldmanhandedhimanotherbottleandheplaceditonthehob。
`Sitdown,Joe,’saidMrO’Connor,`we’rejusttalkingabouttheChief。’
`Ay,ay!’saidMrHenchy。
MrHynessatonthesideofthetablenearMrLyonsbutsaidnothing。
`There’soneofthem,anyhow,’saidMrHenchy,`thatdidn’trenegehim。
ByGod,I’llsayforyou,Joe!No,byGod,youstucktohimlikeaman!’
`O,Joe,’saidMrO’Connorsuddenly。`Giveusthatthingyouwrote-
doyouremember?Haveyougotitonyou?’
`O,ay!’saidMrHenchy。`Giveusthat。Didyoueverhearthat,Crofton?
Listentothisnow:splendidthing。’
`Goon,’saidMrO’Connor。`Fireaway,Joe。’
MrHynesdidnotseemtorememberatoncethepiecetowhichtheywerealluding,but,afterreflectingawhile,hesaid:
`O,thatthingisit……Sure,that’soldnow。’
`Outwithit,man!’saidMrO’Connor。
`’Sh,’sh,’saidMrHenchy。`Now,Joe!’
MrHyneshesitatedalittlelonger。Thenamidthesilencehetookoffhishat,laiditonthetableandstoodup。Heseemedtoberehearsingthepieceinhismind。Afteraratherlongpauseheannounced:THEDEATHOFPARNELL
6thOctober,1891Heclearedhisthroatonceortwiceandthenbegantorecite:Heisdead。OurUncrownedKingisdead。
O,Erin,mournwithgriefandwoeForheliesdeadwhomthefellgangOfmodernhypocriteslaidlow。
HeliesslainbythecowardhoundsHeraisedtogloryfromthemire;
AndErin’shopesandErin’sdreamsPerishuponhermonarch’spyre。
Inpalace,cabinorincotTheIrishheartwhere’eritbeIsbowedwithwoe-forheisgoneWhowouldhavewroughtherdestiny。
HewouldhavehadhisErinfamed,Thegreenflaggloriouslyunfurled,Herstatesmen,bards,andwarriorsraisedBeforethenationsoftheWorld。
Hedreamed(alas,’twasbutadream!)
OfLiberty:butashestroveToclutchthatidol,treacherySunderedhimfromthethingheloved。
Shameonthecoward,caitiffhandsThatsmotetheirLordorwithalossBetrayedhimtotherabble-routOffawningpriests-nofriendsofhis。
MayeverlastingshameconsumeThememoryofthosewhotriedTobefoulandsmeartheexaltednameOfonewhospurnedtheminhispride。
Hefellasfallthemightyones,Noblyundauntedtothelast,AnddeathhasnowunitedhimWithErin’sheroesofthepast。
Nosoundofstrifedisturbhissleep!
Calmlyherests:nohumanpainOrhighambitionspurshimnowThepeaksofglorytoattain。
Theyhadtheirway:theylaidhimlow。
ButErin,list,hisspiritmayRise,likethePhoenixfromtheflames,Whenbreaksthedawningoftheday,ThedaythatbringsusFreedom’sreign。
AndonthatdaymayErinwellPledgeinthecupsheliftstoJoyOnegrief-thememoryofParnell。MrHynessatdownagainonthetable。Whenhehadfinishedhisrecitationtherewasasilenceandthenaburstofclapping:evenMrLyonsclapped。
Theapplausecontinuedforalittletime。Whenithadceasedalltheauditorsdrankfromtheirbottlesinsilence。
Pok!ThecorkflewoutofMrHynes’bottle,butMrHynesremainedsittingflushedandbareheadedonthetable。Hedidnotseemtohaveheardtheinvitation。
`Goodman,Joel’saidMrO’Connor,takingouthiscigarettepapersandpouchthebettertohidehisemotion。
`Whatdoyouthinkofthat,Crofton?’criedMrHenchy。`Isn’tthatfine?
What?’
MrCroftonsaidthatitwasaveryfinepieceofwriting。
AMother
MrHolohan,assistantsecretaryoftheEireAbuSociety,hadbeenwalkingupanddownDublinfornearlyamonth,withhishandsandpocketsfullofdirtypiecesofpaper,arrangingabouttheseriesofconcerts。
Hehadagameleg,andforthishisfriendscalledhimHoppyHolohan。Hewalkedupanddownconstantly,stoodbythehouratstreetcornersarguingthepoint,andmadenotes;butintheenditwasMrsKearneywhoarrangedeverything。
MissDevlinhadbecomeMrsKearneyoutofspite。Shehadbeeneducatedinahigh-classconvent,whereshehadlearnedFrenchandmusic。Asshewasnaturallypaleandunbendinginmannershemadefewfriendsatschool。
Whenshecametotheageofmarriageshewassentouttomanyhouses,whereherplayingandivorymannersweremuchadmired。Shesatamidthechillycircleofheraccomplishments,waitingforsomesuitortobraveitandofferherabrilliantlife。Buttheyoungmenwhomshemetwereordinaryandshegavethemnoencouragement,tryingtoconsoleherromanticdesiresbyeatingagreatdealofTurkishDelightinsecret。However,whenshedrewnearthelimitandherfriendsbegantoloosentheirtonguesabouther,shesilencedthembymarryingMrKearney,whowasabootmakeronOrmondQuay。
Hewasmucholderthanshe。Hisconversation,whichwasserious,tookplaceatintervalsinhisgreatbrownbeard。Afterthefirstyearofmarriedlife,MrsKearneyperceivedthatsuchamanwouldwearbetterthanaromanticperson,butsheneverputherownromanticideasaway。Hewassober,thrifty,andpious;hewenttothealtareveryfirstFriday,sometimeswithher,oftenerbyhimself。Butsheneverweakenedinherreligionandwasagoodwifetohim。Atsomepartyinastrangehousewhensheliftedhereyebroweversoslightlyhestooduptotakehisleaveand,whenhiscoughtroubledhim,sheputtheeiderdownquiltoverhisfeetandmadeastrongrumpunch。
Forhispart,hewasamodelfather。Bypayingasmallsumeveryweekintoasociety,heensuredforbothhisdaughtersadowryofonehundredpoundseachwhentheycametotheageoftwenty-four。Hesenttheolderdaughter,Kathleen,toagoodconvent,whereshelearnedFrenchandmusic,andafterwardspaidherfeesattheAcademy。EveryyearinthemonthofJulyMrsKearneyfoundoccasiontosaytosomefriend:
`MygoodmanispackingusofftoSkerriesforafewweeks。’
IfitwasnotSkerriesitwasHowthorGreystones。
WhentheIrishRevivalbegantobeappreciableMrsKearneydeterminedtotakeadvantageofherdaughter’snameandbroughtanIrishteachertothehouse。KathleenandhersistersentIrishpicturepostcardstotheirfriendsandthesefriendssentbackotherIrishpicturepostcards。OnspecialSundays,whenMrKearneywentwithhisfamilytothepro-cathedral,alittlecrowdofpeoplewouldassembleaftermassatthecornerofCathedralStreet。
TheywereallfriendsoftheKearneys-musicalfriendsorNationalistfriends,and,whentheyhadplayedeverylittlecounterofgossip,theyshookhandswithoneanotheralltogether,laughingatthecrossingofsomanyhands,andsaidgood-byetooneanotherinIrish。SoonthenameofMissKathleenKearneybegantobeheardoftenonpeople’slips。Peoplesaidthatshewasverycleveratmusicandaverynicegirland,moreover,thatshewasabelieverinthelanguagemovement。MrsKearneywaswellcontentatthis。ThereforeshewasnotsurprisedwhenonedayMrHolohancametoherandproposedthatherdaughtershouldbetheaccompanistataseriesoffourgrandconcertswhichhisSocietywasgoingtogiveintheAncientConcertRooms。Shebroughthimintothedrawing-room,madehimsitdownandbroughtoutthedecanterandthesilverbiscuit-barrel。
Sheenteredheartandsoulintothedetailsoftheenterprise,advisedanddissuaded:andfinallyacontractwasdrawnupbywhichKathleenwastoreceiveeightguineasforherservicesasaccompanistatthefourgrandconcerts。
AsMrHolohanwasanoviceinsuchdelicatemattersasthewordingofbillsandthedisposingofitemsforaprogramme,MrsKearneyhelpedhim。
Shehadtact。Sheknewwhatartistesshouldgointocapitalsandwhatartistesshouldgointosmalltype。SheknewthatthefirsttenorwouldnotliketocomeonafterMrMeade’scomicturn。Tokeeptheaudiencecontinuallydivertedsheslippedthedoubtfulitemsinbetweentheoldfavourites。MrHolohancalledtoseehereverydaytohaveheradviceonsomepoint。Shewasinvariablyfriendlyandadvising-homely,infact。Shepushedthedecantertowardshim,saying:
`Now,helpyourself,MrHolohan!’
Andwhilehewashelpinghimselfshesaid:
`Don’tbeafraid!Don’tbeafraidofit!’
Everythingwentonsmoothly。MrsKearneyboughtsomelovelyblush-pinkcharmeuseinBrownThomas’stoletintothefrontofKathleen’sdress。
Itcostaprettypenny;butthereareoccasionswhenalittleexpenseisjustifiable。Shetookadozenoftwo-shillingticketsforthefinalconcertandsentthemtothosefriendswhocouldnotbetrustedtocomeotherwise。
Sheforgotnothing,and,thankstoher,everythingthatwastobedonewasdone。
TheconcertsweretobeonWednesday,Thursday,Friday,andSaturday。
WhenMrsKearneyarrivedwithherdaughterattheAncientConcertRoomsonWednesdaynightshedidnotlikethelookofthings。Afewyoungmen,wearingbrightbluebadgesintheircoats,stoodidleinthevestibule;
noneofthemworeeveningdress。Shepassedbywithherdaughterandaquickglancethroughtheopendoorofthehallshowedherthecauseofthestewards’idleness。Atfirstshewonderedhadshemistakenthehour。
No,itwastwentyminutestoeight。
Inthedressing-roombehindthestageshewasintroducedtothesecretaryoftheSociety,MrFitzpatrick。Shesmiledandshookhishand。Hewasalittleman,withawhite,vacantface。Shenoticedthatheworehissoftbrownhatcarelesslyonthesideofhisheadandthathisaccentwasflat。
Heheldaprogrammeinhishand,and,whilehewastalkingtoher,hechewedoneendofitintoamoistpulp。Heseemedtobeardisappointmentslightly。
MrHolohancameintothedressing-roomeveryfewminuteswithreportsfromthebox-office。Theartistestalkedamongthemselvesnervously,glancedfromtimetotimeatthemirrorandrolledandunrolledtheirmusic。
Whenitwasnearlyhalfpasteight,thefewpeopleinthehallbegantoexpresstheirdesiretobeentertained。MrFitzpatrickcamein,smiledvacantlyattheroom,andsaid:
`Well,now,ladiesandgentlemen。Isupposewe’dbetteropentheball。’
MrsKearneyrewardedhisveryflatfinalsyllablewithaquickstareofcontempt,andthensaidtoherdaughterencouragingly:
`Areyouready,dear?’
Whenshehadanopportunity,shecalledMrHolohanasideandaskedhimtotellherwhatitmeant。MrHolohandidnotknowwhatitmeant。Hesaidthatthecommitteehadmadeamistakeinarrangingforfourconcerts:fourweretoomany。
`Andtheartistes!’saidMrsKearney。`Ofcoursetheyaredoingtheirbest,butreallytheyarenotgood。’
MrHolohanadmittedthattheartisteswerenogood,butthecommittee,hesaid,haddecidedtoletthefirstthreeconcertsgoastheypleasedandreserveallthetalentforSaturdaynight。MrsKearneysaidnothing,but,asthemediocreitemsfollowedoneanotherontheplatformandthefewpeopleinthehallgrewfewerandfewer,shebegantoregretthatshehadputherselftoanyexpenseforsuchaconcert。Therewassomethingshedidn’tlikeinthelookofthings,andMrFitzpatrick’svacantsmileirritatedherverymuch。However,shesaidnothingandwaitedtoseehowitwouldend。Theconcertexpiredshortlybeforeten,andeveryonewenthomequickly。
TheconcertonThursdaynightwasbetterattended,butMrsKearneysawatoncethatthehousewasfilledwithpaper。Theaudiencebehavedindecorously,asiftheconcertwereaninformaldressrehearsal。MrFitzpatrickseemedtoenjoyhimself;hewasquiteunconsciousthatMrsKearneywastakingangrynoteofhisconduct。Hestoodattheedgeofthescreen,fromtimetotimejuttingouthisheadandexchangingalaughwithtwofriendsinthecornerofthebalcony。Inthecourseoftheevening,MrsKearneylearnedthattheFridayconcertwastobeabandonedandthatthecommitteewasgoingtomoveheavenandearthtosecureabumperhouseonSaturdaynight。
Whensheheardthis,shesoughtoutMrHolohan。Shebuttonholedhimashewaslimpingoutquicklywithaglassoflemonadeforayoungladyandaskedhimwasittrue。Yes,itwastrue。
`But,ofcourse,thatdoesn’talterthecontract,’shesaid。`Thecontractwasforfourconcerts。’
MrHolohanseemedtobeinahurry;headvisedhertospeaktoMrFitzpatrick。
MrsKearneywasnowbeginningtobealarmed。ShecalledMrFitzpatrickawayfromhisscreenandtoldhimthatherdaughterhadsignedforfourconcertsandthat,ofcourse,accordingtothetermsofthecontract,sheshouldreceivethesumoriginallystipulatedfor,whetherthesocietygavethefourconcertsornot。MrFitzpatrick,whodidnotcatchthepointatissueveryquickly,seemedunabletoresolvethedifficultyandsaidthathewouldbringthematterbeforethecommittee。MrsKearney’sangerbegantoflutterinhercheekandshehadallshecoulddotokeepfromasking:
`AndwhoistheCometty,pray?’
Butsheknewthatitwouldnotbeladyliketodothat:soshewassilent。
LittleboysweresentoutintotheprincipalstreetsofDublinearlyonFridaymorningwithbundlesofhandbills。Specialpuffsappearedinalltheeveningpapers,remindingthemusic-lovingpublicofthetreatwhichwasinstoreforitonthefollowingevening。MrsKearneywassomewhatreassured,butshethoughtwelltotellherhusbandpartofhersuspicions。
HelistenedcarefullyandsaidthatperhapsitwouldbebetterifhewentwithheronSaturdaynight。Sheagreed。SherespectedherhusbandinthesamewayassherespectedtheGeneralPostOffice,assomethinglarge,secure,andfixed;andthoughsheknewthesmallnumberofhistalentssheappreciatedhisabstractvalueasamale。Shewasgladthathehadsuggestedcomingwithher。Shethoughtherplansover。
Thenightofthegrandconcertcame。MrsKearney,withherhusbandanddaughter,arrivedattheAncientConcertRoomsthree-quartersofanhourbeforethetimeatwhichtheconcertwastobegin。Byillluckitwasarainyevening。MrsKearneyplacedherdaughter’sclothesandmusicinchargeofherhusbandandwentalloverthebuildinglookingforMrHolohanorMrFitzpatrick。Shecouldfindneither。Sheaskedthestewardswasanymemberofthecommitteeinthehalland,afteragreatdealoftrouble,astewardbroughtoutalittlewomannamedMissBeirne,towhomMrsKearneyexplainedthatshewantedtoseeoneofthesecretaries。MissBeirneexpectedthemanyminuteandaskedcouldshedoanything。MrsKearneylookedsearchinglyattheoldishfacewhichwasscrewedintoanexpressionoftrustfulnessandenthusiasmandanswered:
`No,thankyou!’
Thelittlewomanhopedtheywouldhaveagoodhouse。Shelookedoutattherainuntilthemelancholyofthewetstreeteffacedallthetrustfulnessandenthusiasmfromhertwistedfeatures。Thenshegavealittlesighandsaid:
`Ah,well!Wedidourbest,thedearknows。’
MrsKearneyhadtogobacktothedressing-room。
Theartisteswerearriving。Thebassandthesecondtenorhadalreadycome。Thebass,MrDuggan,wasaslenderyoungmanwithascatteredblackmoustache。Hewasthesonofahallporterinanofficeinthecityand,asaboy,hehadsungprolongedbassnotesintheresoundinghall。
Fromthishumblestatehehadraisedhimselfuntilhehadbecomeafirst-rateartiste。Hehadappearedingrandopera。Onenight,whenanoperaticartistehadfallenill,hehadundertakenthepartofthekingintheoperaofMaritanaattheQueen’sTheatre。Hesanghismusicwithgreatfeelingandvolumeandwaswarmlywelcomedbythegallery;but,unfortunately,hemarredthegoodimpressionbywipinghisnoseinhisglovedhandonceortwiceoutofthoughtlessness。Hewasunassumingandspokelittle。Hesaidyoussosoftlythatitpassedunnoticedandheneverdrankanythingstrongerthanmilk,forhisvoice’ssake。MrBell,thesecondtenor,wasafair-hairedlittlemanwhocompetedeveryyearforprizesattheFeisCeoil。Onhisfourthtrialhehadbeenawardedabronzemedal。Hewasextremelynervousandextremelyjealousofothertenorsandhecoveredhisnervousjealousywithanebullientfriendliness。Itwashishumourtohavepeopleknowwhatanordealaconcertwastohim。
ThereforewhenhesawMrDugganhewentovertohimandasked:
`Areyouinittoo?’
`Yes,’saidMrDuggan。
MrBelllaughedathisfellow-sufferer,heldouthishandandsaid:
`Shake!’
MrsKearneypassedbythesetwoyoungmenandwenttotheedgeofthescreentoviewthehouse。Theseatswerebeingfilleduprapidlyandapleasantnoisecirculatedintheauditorium。Shecamebackandspoketoherhusbandprivately。TheirconversationwasevidentlyaboutKathleen,fortheybothglancedatheroftenasshestoodchattingtooneofherNationalistfriends,MissHealy,thecontralto。Anunknownsolitarywomanwithapalefacewalkedthroughtheroom。Thewomenfollowedwithkeeneyesthefadedbluedresswhichwasstretcheduponameagrebody。SomeonesaidthatshewasMadamGlynn,thesoprano。
`Iwonderwheredidtheydigherup,’saidKathleentoMissHealy。`I’msureIneverheardofher。’
MissHealyhadtosmile。MrHolohanlimpedintothedressing-roomatthatmomentandthetwoyoungladiesaskedhimwhowastheunknownwoman。
MrHolohansaidthatshewasMadamGlynnfromLondon。MadamGlynntookherstandinacorneroftheroom,holdingarollofmusicstifflybeforeherandfromtimetotimechangingthedirectionofherstartledgaze。
Theshadowtookherfadeddressintoshelterbutfellrevengefullyintothelittlecupbehindhercollar-bone。Thenoiseofthehallbecamemoreaudible。ThefirsttenorandthebaritonearrivedtogetherTheywerebothwelldressed,stout,andcomplacent,andtheybroughtabreathofopulenceamongthecompany。
MrsKearneybroughtherdaughterovertothem,andtalkedtothemamiably。
Shewantedtobeongoodtermswiththembut,whileshestrovetobepolite,hereyesfollowedMrHolohaninhislimpinganddeviouscourses。Assoonasshecouldsheexcusedherselfandwentoutafterhim。
`MrHolohan,Iwanttospeaktoyouforamoment,shesaid。’
Theywentdowntoadiscreetpartofthecorridor。MrsKearneyaskedhimwhenwasherdaughtergoingtobepaid。MrHolohansaidthatMrFitzpatrickhadchargeofthat。MrsKearneysaidthatshedidn’tknowanythingaboutMrFitzpatrick。Herdaughterhadsignedacontractforeightguineasandshewouldhavetobepaid。MrHolohansaidthatitwasn’thisbusiness。
`Whyisn’tityourbusiness?’askedMrsKearney。`Didn’tyouyourselfbringherthecontract?Anyway,ifit’snotyourbusiness,it’smybusiness,andImeantoseetoit。’
`You’dbetterspeaktoMrFitzpatrick,’saidMrHolohandistinctly。
`Idon’tknowanythingaboutMrFitzpatrick,’repeatedMrsKearney。
`Ihavemycontract,andIintendtoseethatitiscarriedout。’
Whenshecamebacktothedressing-roomhercheekswereslightlysuffused。
Theroomwaslively。TwomeninoutdoordresshadtakenpossessionofthefireplaceandwerechattingfamiliarlywithMissHealyandthebaritone。
TheyweretheFreemanmanandMrO’MaddenBurke。TheFreemanmanhadcomeintosaythathecouldnotwaitfortheconcertashehadtoreportthelecturewhichanAmericanpriestwasgivingintheMansionHouse。HesaidtheyweretoleavethereportforhimattheFreemanofficeandhewouldseethatitwentin。Hewasagrey-hairedmanwithaplausiblevoiceandcarefulmanners。Heheldanextinguishedcigarinhishandandthearomaofcigarsmokefloatednearhim。Hehadnotintendedtostayamoment,becauseconcertsandartistesboredhimconsiderably,butheremainedleaningagainstthemantelpiece。MissHealystoodinfrontofhim,talkingandlaughing。Hewasoldenoughtosuspectonereasonforherpoliteness,butyoungenoughinspirittoturnthemomenttoaccount。
Thewarmth,fragrance,andcolourofherbodyappealedtohissenses。Hewaspleasantlyconsciousthatthebosomwhichhesawriseandfallslowlybeneathhimroseandfellatthatmomentforhim,thatthelaughterandfragranceandwilfulglanceswerehistribute。Whenhecouldstaynolongerhetookleaveofherregretfully。
`O’MaddenBurkewillwritethenotice,’heexplainedtoMrHolohan,`andI’llseeitin。’
`Thankyouverymuch,MrHendrick,’saidMrHolohan。`You’llseeitin,Iknow。Now,won’tyouhavealittlesomethingbeforeyougo?’
`Idon’tmind,’saidMrHendrick。
Thetwomenwentalongsometortuouspassagesandupadarkstaircaseandcametoasecludedroomwhereoneofthestewardswasuncorkingbottlesforafewgentlemen。OneofthesegentlemenwasMrO’MaddenBurke,whohadfoundouttheroombyinstinct。Hewasasuave,elderlymanwhobalancedhisimposingbody,whenatrest,uponalargesilkumbrella。Hismagniloquentwesternnamewasthemoralumbrellauponwhichhebalancedthefineproblemofhisfinances。Hewaswidelyrespected。
WhileMrHolohanwasentertainingtheFreemanmanMrsKearneywasspeakingsoanimatedlytoherhusbandthathehadtoaskhertolowerhervoice。Theconversationoftheothersinthedressing-roomhadbecomestrained。MrBell,thefirstitem,stoodreadywithhismusicbuttheaccompanistmadenosign。Evidentlysomethingwaswrong。MrKearneylookedstraightbeforehim,strokinghisbeard,whileMrsKearneyspokeintoKathleen’searwithsubduedemphasis。Fromthehallcamesoundsofencouragement,clappingandstampingoffeet。ThefirsttenorandthebaritoneandMissHealystoodtogether,waitingtranquilly,butMrBell’snervesweregreatlyagitatedbecausehewasafraidtheaudiencewouldthinkthathehadcomelate。
MrHolohanandMrO’MaddenBurkecameintotheroom。InamomentMrHolohanperceivedthehush。HewentovertoMrsKearneyandspokewithherearnestly。Whiletheywerespeakingthenoiseinthehallgrewlouder。
MrHolohanbecameveryredandexcited。Hespokevolubly,butMrsKearneysaidcurtlyatintervals:
`Shewon’tgoon。Shemustgethereightguineas。’
MrHolohanpointeddesperatelytowardsthehallwheretheaudiencewasclappingandstamping。HeappealedtoMrKearneyandtoKathleen。ButMrKearneycontinuedtostrokehisbeardandKathleenlookeddown,movingthepointofhernewshoe:itwasnotherfault。MrsKearneyrepeated:
`Shewon’tgoonwithouthermoney。’
AfteraswiftstruggleoftonguesMrHolohanhobbledoutinhaste。Theroomwassilent。WhenthestrainofthesilencehadbecomesomewhatpainfulMissHealysaidtothebaritone:
`HaveyouseenMrsPatCampbellthisweek?’
Thebaritonehadnotseenherbuthehadbeentoldthatshewasveryfine。Theconversationwentnofurther。Thefirsttenorbenthisheadandbegantocountthelinksofthegoldchainwhichwasextendedacrosshiswaist,smilingandhummingrandomnotestoobservetheeffectonthefrontalsinus。FromtimetotimeeveryoneglancedatMrsKearney。
ThenoiseintheauditoriumhadrisentoaclamourwhenMrFitzpatrickburstintotheroom,followedbyMrHolohan,whowaspanting。Theclappingandstampinginthehallwerepunctuatedbywhistling。MrFitzpatrickheldafewbanknotesinhishand。HecountedoutfourintoMrsKearney’shandandsaidshewouldgettheotherhalfattheinterval。MrsKearneysaid:
`Thisisfourshillingsshort。’
ButKathleengatheredinherskirtandsaid:`Now,MrBell,’
tothefirstitem,whowasshakinglikeanaspen。Thesingerandtheaccompanistwentouttogether。Thenoiseinthehalldiedaway。Therewasapauseofafewseconds,andthenthepianowasheard。
ThefirstpartoftheconcertwasverysuccessfulexceptforMadamGlynn’sitem。ThepoorladysangKillarneyinabodilessgaspingvoice,withalltheold-fashionedmannerismsofintonationandpronunciationwhichshebelievedlentelegancetohersinging。Shelookedasifshehadbeenresurrectedfromanoldstage-wardrobeandthecheaperpartsofthehallmadefunofherhighwailingnotes。Thefirsttenorandthecontralto,however,broughtdownthehouse。KathleenplayedaselectionofIrishairswhichwasgenerouslyapplauded。Thefirstpartclosedwithastirringpatrioticrecitationdeliveredbyayoungladywhoarrangedamateurtheatricals。
Itwasdeservedlyapplauded,and,whenitwasended,themenwentoutfortheinterval,content。
Allthistimethedressing-roomwasahiveofexcitement。InonecornerwereMrHolohan,MrFitzpatrick,MissBeirne,twoofthestewards,thebaritone,thebass,andMrO’MaddenBurke。MrO’MaddenBurkesaiditwasthemostscandalousexhibitionhehadeverwitnessed。MissKathleenKearney’smusicalcareerwasendedinDublinafterthat,hesaid。ThebaritonewasaskedwhatdidhethinkofMrsKearney’sconduct。Hedidnotliketosayanything。Hehadbeenpaidhismoneyandwishedtobeatpeacewithmen。
However,hesaidthatMrsKearneymighthavetakentheartistesintoconsideration。Thestewardsandthesecretariesdebatedhotlyastowhatshouldbedonewhentheintervalcame。
`IagreewithMissBeirne,’saidMrO’MaddenBurke。`Payhernothing。’
InanothercorneroftheroomwereMrsKearneyandherhusband,MrBell,MissHealy,andtheyoungladywhohadtorecitethepatrioticpiece。MrsKearneysaidthatthecommitteehadtreatedherscandalously。Shehadsparedneithertroublenorexpenseandthiswashowshewasrepaid。
Theythoughttheyhadonlyagirltodealwithandthat,therefore,theycouldrideroughshodoverher。Butshewouldshowthemtheirmistake。
Theywouldn’thavedaredtohavetreatedherlikethatifshehadbeenaman。Butshewouldseethatherdaughtergotherrights:shewouldn’tbefooled。Iftheydidn’tpayhertothelastfarthingshewouldmakeDublinring。Ofcourseshewassorryforthesakeoftheartistes。Butwhatelsecouldshedo?Sheappealedtothesecondtenor,whosaidhethoughtshehadnotbeenwelltreated。ThensheappealedtoMissHealy。MissHealywantedtojointheothergroup,butshedidnotliketodosobecauseshewasagreatfriendofKathleen’sandtheKearneyshadofteninvitedhertotheirhouse。
AssoonasthefirstpartwasendedMrFitzpatrickandMrHolohanwentovertoMrsKearneyandtoldherthattheotherfourguineaswouldbepaidafterthecommitteemeetingonthefollowingTuesdayandthat,incaseherdaughterdidnotplayforthesecondpart,thecommitteewouldconsiderthecontractbrokenandwouldpaynothing。
`Ihaven’tseenanycommittee,’saidMrsKearneyangrily。`Mydaughterhashercontract。Shewillgetfourpoundseightintoherhandorafootshewon’tputonthatplatform。’
`I’msurprisedatyou,MrsKearney,’saidMrHolohan。`Ineverthoughtyouwouldtreatusthisway。’
`Andwhatwaydidyoutreatme?’askedMrsKearney。
Herfacewasinundatedwithanangrycolourandshelookedasifshewouldattacksomeonewithherhands。
`I’maskingformyrights,’shesaid。
`Youmighthavesomesenseofdecency,’saidMrHolohan。
`MightI,indeed?……AndwhenIaskwhenmydaughterisgoingtobepaidIcan’tgetacivilanswer。’
Shetossedherheadandassumedahaughtyvoice:
`Youmustspeaktothesecretary。It’snotmybusiness。I’magreatfellowfol-the-diddle-I-do。’
`Ithoughtyouwerealady,’saidMrHolohan,walkingawayfromherabruptly。
AfterthatMrsKearney’sconductwascondemnedonallhands:everyoneapprovedofwhatthecommitteehaddone。Shestoodatthedoor,haggardwithrage,arguingwithherhusbandanddaughter,gesticulatingwiththem。
Shewaiteduntilitwastimeforthesecondparttobegininthehopethatthesecretarieswouldapproachher。ButMissHealyhadkindlyconsentedtoplayoneortwoaccompaniments。MrsKearneyhadtostandasidetoallowthebaritoneandhisaccompanisttopassuptotheplatform。Shestoodstillforaninstantlikeanangrystoneimageand,whenthefirstnotesofthesongstruckherear,shecaughtupherdaughter’scloakandsaidtoherhusband:
`Getacab!’
Hewentoutatonce。MrsKearneywrappedthecloakroundherdaughterandfollowedhim。AsshepassedthroughthedoorwayshestoppedandglaredintoMrHolohan’sface。
`I’mnotdonewithyouyet,’shesaid。
`ButI’mdonewithyou,’saidMrHolohan。
Kathleenfollowedhermothermeekly。MrHolohanbegantopaceupanddowntheroominordertocoolhimself,forhefelthisskinonfire。
`That’sanicelady!’hesaid。`O,she’sanicelady!’
`Youdidtheproperthing,Holohan,’saidMrO’MaddenBurke,poiseduponhisumbrellainapproval。
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