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第6章

  `IsawthethreeofthemhardatityesterdayatSuffolkStreetcorner。’
  `IthinkIknowthelittlegamethey’reat,’saidMrHenchy。`YoumustowetheCityFathersmoneynowadaysifyouwanttobemadeLordMayor。
  Thenthey’llmakeyouLordMayor。ByGod!I’mthinkingseriouslyofbecomingaCityFathermyself。Whatdoyouthink?WouldIdoforthejob?’
  MrO’Connorlaughed。
  `Sofarasowingmoneygoes……’
  `DrivingoutoftheMansionHouse,’saidMrHenchy,`inallmyvermin,withJackherestandingupbehindmeinapowderedwig-eh?’
  `Andmakemeyourprivatesecretary,John。’
  `Yes。AndI`llmakeFatherKeonmyprivatechaplain。We’llhaveafamilyparty。’
  `Faith,MrHenchy,’saidtheoldman,`you’dkeepupbetterstylethansomeofthem。IwastalkingonedaytooldKeegan,theporter。"Andhowdoyoulikeyournewmaster,Pat?"saysItohim。"Youhaven’tmuchentertainingnow,"saysI。"Entertaining!"sayshe。"He’dliveonthesmellofanoil-rag。"
  Anddoyouknowwhathetoldme?Now,IdeclaretoGod,Ididn’tbelievehim。’
  `What?’saidMrHenchyandMrO’Connor。
  `Hetoldme:"WhatdoyouthinkofaLordMayorofDublinsendingoutforapoundofchopsforhisdinner?How’sthatforhighliving?"sayshe。"Wisha!wisha,"saysI。"Apoundofchops,"sayshe,"comingintotheMansionHouse。""Wisha!"saysI,"whatkindofpeopleisgoingatallnow?"’
  Atthispointtherewasaknockatthedoor,andaboyputinhishead。
  `Whatisit?’saidtheoldman。
  `FromtheBlackEagle,’saidtheboy,walkinginsidewaysanddepositingabasketonthefloorwithanoiseofshakenbottles。
  Theoldmanhelpedtheboytotransferthebottlesfromthebaskettothetableandcountedthefulltally。Afterthetransfertheboyputhisbasketonhisarmandasked:
  `Anybottles?’
  `Whatbottles?’saidtheoldman。
  `Won’tyouletusdrinkthemfirst?’saidMrHenchy。
  `Iwastoldtoaskforthebottles。’
  `Comebacktomorrow,’saidtheoldman。
  `Here,boy!’saidMrHenchy,`willyourunovertoO’Farrell’sandaskhimtolendusacorkscrew-forMrHenchy,say。Tellhimwewontkeepitaminute。Leavethebasketthere。’
  TheboywentoutandMrHenchybegantorubhishandscheerfully,saying:
  `Ah,well,he’snotsobadafterall。He’sasgoodashisword,anyhow。’
  `There’snotumblers,’saidtheoldman。
  `O,don’tletthattroubleyou,Jack,’saidMrHenchy。`Many’sthegoodmanbeforenowdrankoutofthebottle。’
  `Anyway,it’sbetterthannothing,’saidMrO’Connor。
  `He’snotabadsort,’saidMrHenchy,`onlyFanninghassuchaloanofhim。Hemeanswell,youknow,inhisowntinpotway。’
  Theboycamebackwiththecorkscrew。TheoldmanopenedthreebottlesandwashandingbackthecorkscrewwhenMrHenchysaidtotheboy:
  `Wouldyoulikeadrink,boy?’
  `Ifyouplease,sir,’saidtheboy。
  Theoldmanopenedanotherbottlegrudgingly,andhandedittotheboy。
  `Whatageareyou?’heasked。
  `Seventeen,’saidtheboy。
  Astheoldmansaidnothingfurther,theboytookthebottle,said:
  `Here’smybestrespects,sir,toMrHenchy,’drankthecontents,putthebottlebackonthetableandwipedhismouthwithhissleeve。Thenhetookupthecorkscrewandwentoutofthedoorsideways,mutteringsomeformofsalutation。
  `That’sthewayitbegins,’saidtheoldman。
  `Thethinedgeofthewedge,’saidMrHenchy。
  Theoldmandistributedthethreebottleswhichhehadopenedandthemendrankfromthemsimultaneously。Afterhavingdrunkeachplacedhisbottleonthemantelpiecewithinhand’sreachanddrewinalongbreathofsatisfaction。
  `Well,Ididagoodday’sworktoday,’saidMrHenchy,afterapause。
  `Thatso,John?’
  `Yes。IgothimoneortwosurethingsinDawsonStreet,Croftonandmyself。Betweenourselves,youknow,Crofton(he’sadecentchap,ofcourse),buthe’snotworthadamnasacanvasser。Hehasn’tawordtothrowtoadog。HestandsandlooksatthepeoplewhileIdothetalking。’
  Heretwomenenteredtheroom。Oneofthemwasaveryfatman,whosebluesergeclothesseemedtobeindangeroffallingfromhisslopingfigure。
  Hehadabigfacewhichresembledayoungox’sfaceinexpression,Staringblueeyesandagrizzledmoustache。Theotherman,whowasmuchyoungerandfrailer,hadathin,clean-shavenface。Heworeaveryhighdoublecollarandawide-brimmedbowlerhat。
  `Hello,Crofton!’saidMrHenchytothefatman。`Talkofthedevil……
  ’
  `Wheredidtheboozecomefrom?’askedtheyoungman。`Didthecowcalve?’
  `O,ofcourse,Lyonsspotsthedrinkfirstthing!’saidMrO’Connor,laughing。
  `Isthatthewayyouchapscanvass,’saidMrLyons,`andCroftonandIoutinthecoldandrainlookingforvotes?’
  `Why,blastyoursoul,’saidMrHenchy,`I’dgetmorevotesinfiveminutesthanyoutwo’dgetinaweek。’
  `Opentwobottlesofstout,Jack,’saidMrO’Connor。
  `HowcanI?’saidtheoldman,`whenthere’snocorkscrew?’
  `Waitnow,waitnow!’saidMrHenchy,gettingupquickly。`Didyoueverseethislittletrick?’
  Hetooktwobottlesfromthetableand,carryingthemtothefire,putthemonthehob。Thenhesatdownagainbythefireandtookanotherdrinkfromhisbottle。MrLyonssatontheedgeofthetable,pushedhishattowardsthenapeofhisneckandbegantoswinghislegs。
  `Whichismybottle?’heasked。
  `This,lad,’saidMrHenchy。
  MrCroftonsatdownonaboxandlookedfixedlyattheotherbottleonthehob。Hewassilentfortworeasons。Thefirstreason,sufficientinitself,wasthathehadnothingtosay;thesecondreasonwasthatheconsideredhiscompanionsbeneathhim。HehadbeenacanvasserforWilkins,theConservative,butwhentheConservativeshadwithdrawntheirmanand,choosingthelesseroftwoevils,giventheirsupporttotheNationalistcandidate,hehadbeenengagedtoworkforMrTierney。
  Inafewminutesanapologetic`Pok!’washeardasthecorkflewoutofMrLyons’bottle。MrLyonsjumpedoffthetable,wenttothefire,tookhisbottleandcarrieditbacktothetable。
  `Iwasjusttellingthem,Crofton,’saidMrHenchy,`thatwegotagoodfewvotestoday。’
  `Whodidyouget?’askedMrLyons。
  `Well,IgotParkesforone,andIgotAtkinsonfortwo,andIgotWardofDawsonStreet。Fineoldchapheis,too-regularoldtoff,oldConservative!
  "Butisn’tyourcandidateaNationalist?"saidhe。"He’sarespectableman,"saidI。"He’sinfavourofwhateverwillbenefitthiscountry。He’sabigratepayer,"Isaid。"Hehasextensivehousepropertyinthecityandthreeplacesofbusiness,andisn’tittohisownadvantagetokeepdowntherates?He’saprominentandrespectedcitizen,"saidI,"andaPoorLawGuardian,andhedoesn’tbelongtoanyparty,good,bad,orindifferent。"That’sthewaytotalkto’em。’
  `AndwhatabouttheaddresstotheKing?’saidMrLyons,afterdrinkingandsmackinghislips。
  `Listentome,’saidMrHenchy。`Whatwewantinthiscountry,asI
  saidtooldWard,iscapital。TheKing’scomingherewillmeananinfluxofmoneyintothiscountry。ThecitizensofDublinwillbenefitbyit。
  Lookatallthefactoriesdownbythequaysthere,idle!Lookatallthemoneythereisinthecountryifweonlyworkedtheoldindustries,themills,theship-buildingyardsandfactories。It’scapitalwewant。’
  `Butlookhere,John,’saidMrO’Connor。`WhyshouldwewelcometheKingofEngland?Didn’tParnellhimself……’
  `Parnell,’saidMrHenchy,`isdead。Now,here’sthewayIlookatit。
  Here’sthischapcometothethroneafterhisoldmotherkeepinghimoutofittillthemanwasgrey。He’samanoftheworld,andhemeanswellbyus。He’sajollyfine,decentfellow,ifyouaskme,andnodamnnonsenseabouthim。Hejustsaystohimself:"TheoldoneneverwenttoseethesewildIrish。ByChrist,I’llgomyselfandseewhatthey’relike。"Andarewegoingtoinsultthemanwhenhecomesoverhereonafriendlyvisit?
  Eh?Isn’tthatright,Crofton?’
  MrCroftonnoddedhishead。
  `Butafterallnow,’saidMrLyonsargumentatively,`KingEdward’slife,youknow,isnotthevery……’
  `Letbygonesbebygones,’saidMrHenchy。`Iadmirethemanpersonally。
  He’sjustanordinaryknockaboutlikeyouandme。He’sfondofhisglassofgrogandhe’sabitofarake,perhaps,andhe’sagoodsportsman。Damnit,can’tweIrishplayfair?’
  `That’sallveryfine,’saidMrLyons。`ButlookatthecaseofParnellnow。’
  `InthenameofGod,’saidMrHenchy,`where’stheanalogybetweenthetwocases?’
  `WhatImean,’saidMrLyons,`iswehaveourideals。Why,now,wouldwewelcomeamanlikethat?DoyouthinknowafterwhathedidParnellwasafitmantoleadus?Andwhy,then,wouldwedoitforEdwardtheSeventh?’
  `ThisisParnell’sanniversary,’saidMrO’Connor,`anddon’tletusstirupanybadblood。Weallrespecthimnowthathe’sdeadandgone-
  eventheConservatives,’headded,turningtoMrCrofton。
  Pok!ThetardycorkflewoutofMrCrofton’sbottle:MrCroftongotupfromhisboxandwenttothefire。Ashereturned-withhiscapturehesaidinadeepvoice:
  `Oursideofthehouserespectshim,becausehewasagentleman。’
  `Rightyouare,Crofton!’saidMrHenchyfiercely。`Hewastheonlymanthatcouldkeepthatbagofcatsinorder。"Down,yedogs!Liedown,yecurs!"That’sthewayhetreatedthem。Comein,Joe!Comein!’hecalledout,catchingsightofMrHynesinthedoorway。
  MrHynescameinslowly。
  `Openanotherbottleofstout,Jack,’saidMrHenchy。`O,Iforgotthere’snocorkscrew!Here,showmeonehereandI’llputitatthefire。’
  Theoldmanhandedhimanotherbottleandheplaceditonthehob。
  `Sitdown,Joe,’saidMrO’Connor,`we’rejusttalkingabouttheChief。’
  `Ay,ay!’saidMrHenchy。
  MrHynessatonthesideofthetablenearMrLyonsbutsaidnothing。
  `There’soneofthem,anyhow,’saidMrHenchy,`thatdidn’trenegehim。
  ByGod,I’llsayforyou,Joe!No,byGod,youstucktohimlikeaman!’
  `O,Joe,’saidMrO’Connorsuddenly。`Giveusthatthingyouwrote-
  doyouremember?Haveyougotitonyou?’
  `O,ay!’saidMrHenchy。`Giveusthat。Didyoueverhearthat,Crofton?
  Listentothisnow:splendidthing。’
  `Goon,’saidMrO’Connor。`Fireaway,Joe。’
  MrHynesdidnotseemtorememberatoncethepiecetowhichtheywerealluding,but,afterreflectingawhile,hesaid:
  `O,thatthingisit……Sure,that’soldnow。’
  `Outwithit,man!’saidMrO’Connor。
  `’Sh,’sh,’saidMrHenchy。`Now,Joe!’
  MrHyneshesitatedalittlelonger。Thenamidthesilencehetookoffhishat,laiditonthetableandstoodup。Heseemedtoberehearsingthepieceinhismind。Afteraratherlongpauseheannounced:THEDEATHOFPARNELL
  6thOctober,1891Heclearedhisthroatonceortwiceandthenbegantorecite:Heisdead。OurUncrownedKingisdead。
  O,Erin,mournwithgriefandwoeForheliesdeadwhomthefellgangOfmodernhypocriteslaidlow。
  HeliesslainbythecowardhoundsHeraisedtogloryfromthemire;
  AndErin’shopesandErin’sdreamsPerishuponhermonarch’spyre。
  Inpalace,cabinorincotTheIrishheartwhere’eritbeIsbowedwithwoe-forheisgoneWhowouldhavewroughtherdestiny。
  HewouldhavehadhisErinfamed,Thegreenflaggloriouslyunfurled,Herstatesmen,bards,andwarriorsraisedBeforethenationsoftheWorld。
  Hedreamed(alas,’twasbutadream!)
  OfLiberty:butashestroveToclutchthatidol,treacherySunderedhimfromthethingheloved。
  Shameonthecoward,caitiffhandsThatsmotetheirLordorwithalossBetrayedhimtotherabble-routOffawningpriests-nofriendsofhis。
  MayeverlastingshameconsumeThememoryofthosewhotriedTobefoulandsmeartheexaltednameOfonewhospurnedtheminhispride。
  Hefellasfallthemightyones,Noblyundauntedtothelast,AnddeathhasnowunitedhimWithErin’sheroesofthepast。
  Nosoundofstrifedisturbhissleep!
  Calmlyherests:nohumanpainOrhighambitionspurshimnowThepeaksofglorytoattain。
  Theyhadtheirway:theylaidhimlow。
  ButErin,list,hisspiritmayRise,likethePhoenixfromtheflames,Whenbreaksthedawningoftheday,ThedaythatbringsusFreedom’sreign。
  AndonthatdaymayErinwellPledgeinthecupsheliftstoJoyOnegrief-thememoryofParnell。MrHynessatdownagainonthetable。Whenhehadfinishedhisrecitationtherewasasilenceandthenaburstofclapping:evenMrLyonsclapped。
  Theapplausecontinuedforalittletime。Whenithadceasedalltheauditorsdrankfromtheirbottlesinsilence。
  Pok!ThecorkflewoutofMrHynes’bottle,butMrHynesremainedsittingflushedandbareheadedonthetable。Hedidnotseemtohaveheardtheinvitation。
  `Goodman,Joel’saidMrO’Connor,takingouthiscigarettepapersandpouchthebettertohidehisemotion。
  `Whatdoyouthinkofthat,Crofton?’criedMrHenchy。`Isn’tthatfine?
  What?’
  MrCroftonsaidthatitwasaveryfinepieceofwriting。
  AMother
  MrHolohan,assistantsecretaryoftheEireAbuSociety,hadbeenwalkingupanddownDublinfornearlyamonth,withhishandsandpocketsfullofdirtypiecesofpaper,arrangingabouttheseriesofconcerts。
  Hehadagameleg,andforthishisfriendscalledhimHoppyHolohan。Hewalkedupanddownconstantly,stoodbythehouratstreetcornersarguingthepoint,andmadenotes;butintheenditwasMrsKearneywhoarrangedeverything。
  MissDevlinhadbecomeMrsKearneyoutofspite。Shehadbeeneducatedinahigh-classconvent,whereshehadlearnedFrenchandmusic。Asshewasnaturallypaleandunbendinginmannershemadefewfriendsatschool。
  Whenshecametotheageofmarriageshewassentouttomanyhouses,whereherplayingandivorymannersweremuchadmired。Shesatamidthechillycircleofheraccomplishments,waitingforsomesuitortobraveitandofferherabrilliantlife。Buttheyoungmenwhomshemetwereordinaryandshegavethemnoencouragement,tryingtoconsoleherromanticdesiresbyeatingagreatdealofTurkishDelightinsecret。However,whenshedrewnearthelimitandherfriendsbegantoloosentheirtonguesabouther,shesilencedthembymarryingMrKearney,whowasabootmakeronOrmondQuay。
  Hewasmucholderthanshe。Hisconversation,whichwasserious,tookplaceatintervalsinhisgreatbrownbeard。Afterthefirstyearofmarriedlife,MrsKearneyperceivedthatsuchamanwouldwearbetterthanaromanticperson,butsheneverputherownromanticideasaway。Hewassober,thrifty,andpious;hewenttothealtareveryfirstFriday,sometimeswithher,oftenerbyhimself。Butsheneverweakenedinherreligionandwasagoodwifetohim。Atsomepartyinastrangehousewhensheliftedhereyebroweversoslightlyhestooduptotakehisleaveand,whenhiscoughtroubledhim,sheputtheeiderdownquiltoverhisfeetandmadeastrongrumpunch。
  Forhispart,hewasamodelfather。Bypayingasmallsumeveryweekintoasociety,heensuredforbothhisdaughtersadowryofonehundredpoundseachwhentheycametotheageoftwenty-four。Hesenttheolderdaughter,Kathleen,toagoodconvent,whereshelearnedFrenchandmusic,andafterwardspaidherfeesattheAcademy。EveryyearinthemonthofJulyMrsKearneyfoundoccasiontosaytosomefriend:
  `MygoodmanispackingusofftoSkerriesforafewweeks。’
  IfitwasnotSkerriesitwasHowthorGreystones。
  WhentheIrishRevivalbegantobeappreciableMrsKearneydeterminedtotakeadvantageofherdaughter’snameandbroughtanIrishteachertothehouse。KathleenandhersistersentIrishpicturepostcardstotheirfriendsandthesefriendssentbackotherIrishpicturepostcards。OnspecialSundays,whenMrKearneywentwithhisfamilytothepro-cathedral,alittlecrowdofpeoplewouldassembleaftermassatthecornerofCathedralStreet。
  TheywereallfriendsoftheKearneys-musicalfriendsorNationalistfriends,and,whentheyhadplayedeverylittlecounterofgossip,theyshookhandswithoneanotheralltogether,laughingatthecrossingofsomanyhands,andsaidgood-byetooneanotherinIrish。SoonthenameofMissKathleenKearneybegantobeheardoftenonpeople’slips。Peoplesaidthatshewasverycleveratmusicandaverynicegirland,moreover,thatshewasabelieverinthelanguagemovement。MrsKearneywaswellcontentatthis。ThereforeshewasnotsurprisedwhenonedayMrHolohancametoherandproposedthatherdaughtershouldbetheaccompanistataseriesoffourgrandconcertswhichhisSocietywasgoingtogiveintheAncientConcertRooms。Shebroughthimintothedrawing-room,madehimsitdownandbroughtoutthedecanterandthesilverbiscuit-barrel。
  Sheenteredheartandsoulintothedetailsoftheenterprise,advisedanddissuaded:andfinallyacontractwasdrawnupbywhichKathleenwastoreceiveeightguineasforherservicesasaccompanistatthefourgrandconcerts。
  AsMrHolohanwasanoviceinsuchdelicatemattersasthewordingofbillsandthedisposingofitemsforaprogramme,MrsKearneyhelpedhim。
  Shehadtact。Sheknewwhatartistesshouldgointocapitalsandwhatartistesshouldgointosmalltype。SheknewthatthefirsttenorwouldnotliketocomeonafterMrMeade’scomicturn。Tokeeptheaudiencecontinuallydivertedsheslippedthedoubtfulitemsinbetweentheoldfavourites。MrHolohancalledtoseehereverydaytohaveheradviceonsomepoint。Shewasinvariablyfriendlyandadvising-homely,infact。Shepushedthedecantertowardshim,saying:
  `Now,helpyourself,MrHolohan!’
  Andwhilehewashelpinghimselfshesaid:
  `Don’tbeafraid!Don’tbeafraidofit!’
  Everythingwentonsmoothly。MrsKearneyboughtsomelovelyblush-pinkcharmeuseinBrownThomas’stoletintothefrontofKathleen’sdress。
  Itcostaprettypenny;butthereareoccasionswhenalittleexpenseisjustifiable。Shetookadozenoftwo-shillingticketsforthefinalconcertandsentthemtothosefriendswhocouldnotbetrustedtocomeotherwise。
  Sheforgotnothing,and,thankstoher,everythingthatwastobedonewasdone。
  TheconcertsweretobeonWednesday,Thursday,Friday,andSaturday。
  WhenMrsKearneyarrivedwithherdaughterattheAncientConcertRoomsonWednesdaynightshedidnotlikethelookofthings。Afewyoungmen,wearingbrightbluebadgesintheircoats,stoodidleinthevestibule;
  noneofthemworeeveningdress。Shepassedbywithherdaughterandaquickglancethroughtheopendoorofthehallshowedherthecauseofthestewards’idleness。Atfirstshewonderedhadshemistakenthehour。
  No,itwastwentyminutestoeight。
  Inthedressing-roombehindthestageshewasintroducedtothesecretaryoftheSociety,MrFitzpatrick。Shesmiledandshookhishand。Hewasalittleman,withawhite,vacantface。Shenoticedthatheworehissoftbrownhatcarelesslyonthesideofhisheadandthathisaccentwasflat。
  Heheldaprogrammeinhishand,and,whilehewastalkingtoher,hechewedoneendofitintoamoistpulp。Heseemedtobeardisappointmentslightly。
  MrHolohancameintothedressing-roomeveryfewminuteswithreportsfromthebox-office。Theartistestalkedamongthemselvesnervously,glancedfromtimetotimeatthemirrorandrolledandunrolledtheirmusic。
  Whenitwasnearlyhalfpasteight,thefewpeopleinthehallbegantoexpresstheirdesiretobeentertained。MrFitzpatrickcamein,smiledvacantlyattheroom,andsaid:
  `Well,now,ladiesandgentlemen。Isupposewe’dbetteropentheball。’
  MrsKearneyrewardedhisveryflatfinalsyllablewithaquickstareofcontempt,andthensaidtoherdaughterencouragingly:
  `Areyouready,dear?’
  Whenshehadanopportunity,shecalledMrHolohanasideandaskedhimtotellherwhatitmeant。MrHolohandidnotknowwhatitmeant。Hesaidthatthecommitteehadmadeamistakeinarrangingforfourconcerts:fourweretoomany。
  `Andtheartistes!’saidMrsKearney。`Ofcoursetheyaredoingtheirbest,butreallytheyarenotgood。’
  MrHolohanadmittedthattheartisteswerenogood,butthecommittee,hesaid,haddecidedtoletthefirstthreeconcertsgoastheypleasedandreserveallthetalentforSaturdaynight。MrsKearneysaidnothing,but,asthemediocreitemsfollowedoneanotherontheplatformandthefewpeopleinthehallgrewfewerandfewer,shebegantoregretthatshehadputherselftoanyexpenseforsuchaconcert。Therewassomethingshedidn’tlikeinthelookofthings,andMrFitzpatrick’svacantsmileirritatedherverymuch。However,shesaidnothingandwaitedtoseehowitwouldend。Theconcertexpiredshortlybeforeten,andeveryonewenthomequickly。
  TheconcertonThursdaynightwasbetterattended,butMrsKearneysawatoncethatthehousewasfilledwithpaper。Theaudiencebehavedindecorously,asiftheconcertwereaninformaldressrehearsal。MrFitzpatrickseemedtoenjoyhimself;hewasquiteunconsciousthatMrsKearneywastakingangrynoteofhisconduct。Hestoodattheedgeofthescreen,fromtimetotimejuttingouthisheadandexchangingalaughwithtwofriendsinthecornerofthebalcony。Inthecourseoftheevening,MrsKearneylearnedthattheFridayconcertwastobeabandonedandthatthecommitteewasgoingtomoveheavenandearthtosecureabumperhouseonSaturdaynight。
  Whensheheardthis,shesoughtoutMrHolohan。Shebuttonholedhimashewaslimpingoutquicklywithaglassoflemonadeforayoungladyandaskedhimwasittrue。Yes,itwastrue。
  `But,ofcourse,thatdoesn’talterthecontract,’shesaid。`Thecontractwasforfourconcerts。’
  MrHolohanseemedtobeinahurry;headvisedhertospeaktoMrFitzpatrick。
  MrsKearneywasnowbeginningtobealarmed。ShecalledMrFitzpatrickawayfromhisscreenandtoldhimthatherdaughterhadsignedforfourconcertsandthat,ofcourse,accordingtothetermsofthecontract,sheshouldreceivethesumoriginallystipulatedfor,whetherthesocietygavethefourconcertsornot。MrFitzpatrick,whodidnotcatchthepointatissueveryquickly,seemedunabletoresolvethedifficultyandsaidthathewouldbringthematterbeforethecommittee。MrsKearney’sangerbegantoflutterinhercheekandshehadallshecoulddotokeepfromasking:
  `AndwhoistheCometty,pray?’
  Butsheknewthatitwouldnotbeladyliketodothat:soshewassilent。
  LittleboysweresentoutintotheprincipalstreetsofDublinearlyonFridaymorningwithbundlesofhandbills。Specialpuffsappearedinalltheeveningpapers,remindingthemusic-lovingpublicofthetreatwhichwasinstoreforitonthefollowingevening。MrsKearneywassomewhatreassured,butshethoughtwelltotellherhusbandpartofhersuspicions。
  HelistenedcarefullyandsaidthatperhapsitwouldbebetterifhewentwithheronSaturdaynight。Sheagreed。SherespectedherhusbandinthesamewayassherespectedtheGeneralPostOffice,assomethinglarge,secure,andfixed;andthoughsheknewthesmallnumberofhistalentssheappreciatedhisabstractvalueasamale。Shewasgladthathehadsuggestedcomingwithher。Shethoughtherplansover。
  Thenightofthegrandconcertcame。MrsKearney,withherhusbandanddaughter,arrivedattheAncientConcertRoomsthree-quartersofanhourbeforethetimeatwhichtheconcertwastobegin。Byillluckitwasarainyevening。MrsKearneyplacedherdaughter’sclothesandmusicinchargeofherhusbandandwentalloverthebuildinglookingforMrHolohanorMrFitzpatrick。Shecouldfindneither。Sheaskedthestewardswasanymemberofthecommitteeinthehalland,afteragreatdealoftrouble,astewardbroughtoutalittlewomannamedMissBeirne,towhomMrsKearneyexplainedthatshewantedtoseeoneofthesecretaries。MissBeirneexpectedthemanyminuteandaskedcouldshedoanything。MrsKearneylookedsearchinglyattheoldishfacewhichwasscrewedintoanexpressionoftrustfulnessandenthusiasmandanswered:
  `No,thankyou!’
  Thelittlewomanhopedtheywouldhaveagoodhouse。Shelookedoutattherainuntilthemelancholyofthewetstreeteffacedallthetrustfulnessandenthusiasmfromhertwistedfeatures。Thenshegavealittlesighandsaid:
  `Ah,well!Wedidourbest,thedearknows。’
  MrsKearneyhadtogobacktothedressing-room。
  Theartisteswerearriving。Thebassandthesecondtenorhadalreadycome。Thebass,MrDuggan,wasaslenderyoungmanwithascatteredblackmoustache。Hewasthesonofahallporterinanofficeinthecityand,asaboy,hehadsungprolongedbassnotesintheresoundinghall。
  Fromthishumblestatehehadraisedhimselfuntilhehadbecomeafirst-rateartiste。Hehadappearedingrandopera。Onenight,whenanoperaticartistehadfallenill,hehadundertakenthepartofthekingintheoperaofMaritanaattheQueen’sTheatre。Hesanghismusicwithgreatfeelingandvolumeandwaswarmlywelcomedbythegallery;but,unfortunately,hemarredthegoodimpressionbywipinghisnoseinhisglovedhandonceortwiceoutofthoughtlessness。Hewasunassumingandspokelittle。Hesaidyoussosoftlythatitpassedunnoticedandheneverdrankanythingstrongerthanmilk,forhisvoice’ssake。MrBell,thesecondtenor,wasafair-hairedlittlemanwhocompetedeveryyearforprizesattheFeisCeoil。Onhisfourthtrialhehadbeenawardedabronzemedal。Hewasextremelynervousandextremelyjealousofothertenorsandhecoveredhisnervousjealousywithanebullientfriendliness。Itwashishumourtohavepeopleknowwhatanordealaconcertwastohim。
  ThereforewhenhesawMrDugganhewentovertohimandasked:
  `Areyouinittoo?’
  `Yes,’saidMrDuggan。
  MrBelllaughedathisfellow-sufferer,heldouthishandandsaid:
  `Shake!’
  MrsKearneypassedbythesetwoyoungmenandwenttotheedgeofthescreentoviewthehouse。Theseatswerebeingfilleduprapidlyandapleasantnoisecirculatedintheauditorium。Shecamebackandspoketoherhusbandprivately。TheirconversationwasevidentlyaboutKathleen,fortheybothglancedatheroftenasshestoodchattingtooneofherNationalistfriends,MissHealy,thecontralto。Anunknownsolitarywomanwithapalefacewalkedthroughtheroom。Thewomenfollowedwithkeeneyesthefadedbluedresswhichwasstretcheduponameagrebody。SomeonesaidthatshewasMadamGlynn,thesoprano。
  `Iwonderwheredidtheydigherup,’saidKathleentoMissHealy。`I’msureIneverheardofher。’
  MissHealyhadtosmile。MrHolohanlimpedintothedressing-roomatthatmomentandthetwoyoungladiesaskedhimwhowastheunknownwoman。
  MrHolohansaidthatshewasMadamGlynnfromLondon。MadamGlynntookherstandinacorneroftheroom,holdingarollofmusicstifflybeforeherandfromtimetotimechangingthedirectionofherstartledgaze。
  Theshadowtookherfadeddressintoshelterbutfellrevengefullyintothelittlecupbehindhercollar-bone。Thenoiseofthehallbecamemoreaudible。ThefirsttenorandthebaritonearrivedtogetherTheywerebothwelldressed,stout,andcomplacent,andtheybroughtabreathofopulenceamongthecompany。
  MrsKearneybroughtherdaughterovertothem,andtalkedtothemamiably。
  Shewantedtobeongoodtermswiththembut,whileshestrovetobepolite,hereyesfollowedMrHolohaninhislimpinganddeviouscourses。Assoonasshecouldsheexcusedherselfandwentoutafterhim。
  `MrHolohan,Iwanttospeaktoyouforamoment,shesaid。’
  Theywentdowntoadiscreetpartofthecorridor。MrsKearneyaskedhimwhenwasherdaughtergoingtobepaid。MrHolohansaidthatMrFitzpatrickhadchargeofthat。MrsKearneysaidthatshedidn’tknowanythingaboutMrFitzpatrick。Herdaughterhadsignedacontractforeightguineasandshewouldhavetobepaid。MrHolohansaidthatitwasn’thisbusiness。
  `Whyisn’tityourbusiness?’askedMrsKearney。`Didn’tyouyourselfbringherthecontract?Anyway,ifit’snotyourbusiness,it’smybusiness,andImeantoseetoit。’
  `You’dbetterspeaktoMrFitzpatrick,’saidMrHolohandistinctly。
  `Idon’tknowanythingaboutMrFitzpatrick,’repeatedMrsKearney。
  `Ihavemycontract,andIintendtoseethatitiscarriedout。’
  Whenshecamebacktothedressing-roomhercheekswereslightlysuffused。
  Theroomwaslively。TwomeninoutdoordresshadtakenpossessionofthefireplaceandwerechattingfamiliarlywithMissHealyandthebaritone。
  TheyweretheFreemanmanandMrO’MaddenBurke。TheFreemanmanhadcomeintosaythathecouldnotwaitfortheconcertashehadtoreportthelecturewhichanAmericanpriestwasgivingintheMansionHouse。HesaidtheyweretoleavethereportforhimattheFreemanofficeandhewouldseethatitwentin。Hewasagrey-hairedmanwithaplausiblevoiceandcarefulmanners。Heheldanextinguishedcigarinhishandandthearomaofcigarsmokefloatednearhim。Hehadnotintendedtostayamoment,becauseconcertsandartistesboredhimconsiderably,butheremainedleaningagainstthemantelpiece。MissHealystoodinfrontofhim,talkingandlaughing。Hewasoldenoughtosuspectonereasonforherpoliteness,butyoungenoughinspirittoturnthemomenttoaccount。
  Thewarmth,fragrance,andcolourofherbodyappealedtohissenses。Hewaspleasantlyconsciousthatthebosomwhichhesawriseandfallslowlybeneathhimroseandfellatthatmomentforhim,thatthelaughterandfragranceandwilfulglanceswerehistribute。Whenhecouldstaynolongerhetookleaveofherregretfully。
  `O’MaddenBurkewillwritethenotice,’heexplainedtoMrHolohan,`andI’llseeitin。’
  `Thankyouverymuch,MrHendrick,’saidMrHolohan。`You’llseeitin,Iknow。Now,won’tyouhavealittlesomethingbeforeyougo?’
  `Idon’tmind,’saidMrHendrick。
  Thetwomenwentalongsometortuouspassagesandupadarkstaircaseandcametoasecludedroomwhereoneofthestewardswasuncorkingbottlesforafewgentlemen。OneofthesegentlemenwasMrO’MaddenBurke,whohadfoundouttheroombyinstinct。Hewasasuave,elderlymanwhobalancedhisimposingbody,whenatrest,uponalargesilkumbrella。Hismagniloquentwesternnamewasthemoralumbrellauponwhichhebalancedthefineproblemofhisfinances。Hewaswidelyrespected。
  WhileMrHolohanwasentertainingtheFreemanmanMrsKearneywasspeakingsoanimatedlytoherhusbandthathehadtoaskhertolowerhervoice。Theconversationoftheothersinthedressing-roomhadbecomestrained。MrBell,thefirstitem,stoodreadywithhismusicbuttheaccompanistmadenosign。Evidentlysomethingwaswrong。MrKearneylookedstraightbeforehim,strokinghisbeard,whileMrsKearneyspokeintoKathleen’searwithsubduedemphasis。Fromthehallcamesoundsofencouragement,clappingandstampingoffeet。ThefirsttenorandthebaritoneandMissHealystoodtogether,waitingtranquilly,butMrBell’snervesweregreatlyagitatedbecausehewasafraidtheaudiencewouldthinkthathehadcomelate。
  MrHolohanandMrO’MaddenBurkecameintotheroom。InamomentMrHolohanperceivedthehush。HewentovertoMrsKearneyandspokewithherearnestly。Whiletheywerespeakingthenoiseinthehallgrewlouder。
  MrHolohanbecameveryredandexcited。Hespokevolubly,butMrsKearneysaidcurtlyatintervals:
  `Shewon’tgoon。Shemustgethereightguineas。’
  MrHolohanpointeddesperatelytowardsthehallwheretheaudiencewasclappingandstamping。HeappealedtoMrKearneyandtoKathleen。ButMrKearneycontinuedtostrokehisbeardandKathleenlookeddown,movingthepointofhernewshoe:itwasnotherfault。MrsKearneyrepeated:
  `Shewon’tgoonwithouthermoney。’
  AfteraswiftstruggleoftonguesMrHolohanhobbledoutinhaste。Theroomwassilent。WhenthestrainofthesilencehadbecomesomewhatpainfulMissHealysaidtothebaritone:
  `HaveyouseenMrsPatCampbellthisweek?’
  Thebaritonehadnotseenherbuthehadbeentoldthatshewasveryfine。Theconversationwentnofurther。Thefirsttenorbenthisheadandbegantocountthelinksofthegoldchainwhichwasextendedacrosshiswaist,smilingandhummingrandomnotestoobservetheeffectonthefrontalsinus。FromtimetotimeeveryoneglancedatMrsKearney。
  ThenoiseintheauditoriumhadrisentoaclamourwhenMrFitzpatrickburstintotheroom,followedbyMrHolohan,whowaspanting。Theclappingandstampinginthehallwerepunctuatedbywhistling。MrFitzpatrickheldafewbanknotesinhishand。HecountedoutfourintoMrsKearney’shandandsaidshewouldgettheotherhalfattheinterval。MrsKearneysaid:
  `Thisisfourshillingsshort。’
  ButKathleengatheredinherskirtandsaid:`Now,MrBell,’
  tothefirstitem,whowasshakinglikeanaspen。Thesingerandtheaccompanistwentouttogether。Thenoiseinthehalldiedaway。Therewasapauseofafewseconds,andthenthepianowasheard。
  ThefirstpartoftheconcertwasverysuccessfulexceptforMadamGlynn’sitem。ThepoorladysangKillarneyinabodilessgaspingvoice,withalltheold-fashionedmannerismsofintonationandpronunciationwhichshebelievedlentelegancetohersinging。Shelookedasifshehadbeenresurrectedfromanoldstage-wardrobeandthecheaperpartsofthehallmadefunofherhighwailingnotes。Thefirsttenorandthecontralto,however,broughtdownthehouse。KathleenplayedaselectionofIrishairswhichwasgenerouslyapplauded。Thefirstpartclosedwithastirringpatrioticrecitationdeliveredbyayoungladywhoarrangedamateurtheatricals。
  Itwasdeservedlyapplauded,and,whenitwasended,themenwentoutfortheinterval,content。
  Allthistimethedressing-roomwasahiveofexcitement。InonecornerwereMrHolohan,MrFitzpatrick,MissBeirne,twoofthestewards,thebaritone,thebass,andMrO’MaddenBurke。MrO’MaddenBurkesaiditwasthemostscandalousexhibitionhehadeverwitnessed。MissKathleenKearney’smusicalcareerwasendedinDublinafterthat,hesaid。ThebaritonewasaskedwhatdidhethinkofMrsKearney’sconduct。Hedidnotliketosayanything。Hehadbeenpaidhismoneyandwishedtobeatpeacewithmen。
  However,hesaidthatMrsKearneymighthavetakentheartistesintoconsideration。Thestewardsandthesecretariesdebatedhotlyastowhatshouldbedonewhentheintervalcame。
  `IagreewithMissBeirne,’saidMrO’MaddenBurke。`Payhernothing。’
  InanothercorneroftheroomwereMrsKearneyandherhusband,MrBell,MissHealy,andtheyoungladywhohadtorecitethepatrioticpiece。MrsKearneysaidthatthecommitteehadtreatedherscandalously。Shehadsparedneithertroublenorexpenseandthiswashowshewasrepaid。
  Theythoughttheyhadonlyagirltodealwithandthat,therefore,theycouldrideroughshodoverher。Butshewouldshowthemtheirmistake。
  Theywouldn’thavedaredtohavetreatedherlikethatifshehadbeenaman。Butshewouldseethatherdaughtergotherrights:shewouldn’tbefooled。Iftheydidn’tpayhertothelastfarthingshewouldmakeDublinring。Ofcourseshewassorryforthesakeoftheartistes。Butwhatelsecouldshedo?Sheappealedtothesecondtenor,whosaidhethoughtshehadnotbeenwelltreated。ThensheappealedtoMissHealy。MissHealywantedtojointheothergroup,butshedidnotliketodosobecauseshewasagreatfriendofKathleen’sandtheKearneyshadofteninvitedhertotheirhouse。
  AssoonasthefirstpartwasendedMrFitzpatrickandMrHolohanwentovertoMrsKearneyandtoldherthattheotherfourguineaswouldbepaidafterthecommitteemeetingonthefollowingTuesdayandthat,incaseherdaughterdidnotplayforthesecondpart,thecommitteewouldconsiderthecontractbrokenandwouldpaynothing。
  `Ihaven’tseenanycommittee,’saidMrsKearneyangrily。`Mydaughterhashercontract。Shewillgetfourpoundseightintoherhandorafootshewon’tputonthatplatform。’
  `I’msurprisedatyou,MrsKearney,’saidMrHolohan。`Ineverthoughtyouwouldtreatusthisway。’
  `Andwhatwaydidyoutreatme?’askedMrsKearney。
  Herfacewasinundatedwithanangrycolourandshelookedasifshewouldattacksomeonewithherhands。
  `I’maskingformyrights,’shesaid。
  `Youmighthavesomesenseofdecency,’saidMrHolohan。
  `MightI,indeed?……AndwhenIaskwhenmydaughterisgoingtobepaidIcan’tgetacivilanswer。’
  Shetossedherheadandassumedahaughtyvoice:
  `Youmustspeaktothesecretary。It’snotmybusiness。I’magreatfellowfol-the-diddle-I-do。’
  `Ithoughtyouwerealady,’saidMrHolohan,walkingawayfromherabruptly。
  AfterthatMrsKearney’sconductwascondemnedonallhands:everyoneapprovedofwhatthecommitteehaddone。Shestoodatthedoor,haggardwithrage,arguingwithherhusbandanddaughter,gesticulatingwiththem。
  Shewaiteduntilitwastimeforthesecondparttobegininthehopethatthesecretarieswouldapproachher。ButMissHealyhadkindlyconsentedtoplayoneortwoaccompaniments。MrsKearneyhadtostandasidetoallowthebaritoneandhisaccompanisttopassuptotheplatform。Shestoodstillforaninstantlikeanangrystoneimageand,whenthefirstnotesofthesongstruckherear,shecaughtupherdaughter’scloakandsaidtoherhusband:
  `Getacab!’
  Hewentoutatonce。MrsKearneywrappedthecloakroundherdaughterandfollowedhim。AsshepassedthroughthedoorwayshestoppedandglaredintoMrHolohan’sface。
  `I’mnotdonewithyouyet,’shesaid。
  `ButI’mdonewithyou,’saidMrHolohan。
  Kathleenfollowedhermothermeekly。MrHolohanbegantopaceupanddowntheroominordertocoolhimself,forhefelthisskinonfire。
  `That’sanicelady!’hesaid。`O,she’sanicelady!’
  `Youdidtheproperthing,Holohan,’saidMrO’MaddenBurke,poiseduponhisumbrellainapproval。