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第3章

  "He’ssuchfun,"saidDolly,withasuddensmile。"HetoldArchiethatIwasthemostcharmingwomaninLondon!You’veneverdonethat!"
  "Hesaidthesameaboutthepudding—facedgirl,"Iobserved。
  Therewasapause。ThenDollyasked:
  "Howisyournose?"
  "Thecarriageexerciseisdoingitgood,"saidI。
  "If,"observedDolly,"heissosilly,now,whatwillhebeatyourage?"
  "Awiseman,"saidI。
  "HesuggestedthatImightwritetohim,"bubbledDolly。
  NowwhenDollybubbles——anoperationwhichincludesasuddenturntowardsme,adancingofeyes,adartofasmallhand,ahurriedrushofwords,checkedandconfusedbyaspeediergustofgurglingsound——Iaminthehabitofceasingtoarguethequestion。Bubblingisnottobemetbyarguing。Icouldonlysay:
  "He’llhaveforgottenbytheendoftheterm。"
  "He’llremembertwodayslater,"retortedDolly。
  "Stopthecarriage,"saidI。"IshalltellMrs。Hilaryallaboutit。"
  "Iwon’tstopthecarriage,"saidDolly。"I’mgoingtotakeyouhomewithme。"
  "Iamatapremiumtoday,"Isaidsardonically。
  "Onemusthavesomething,"saidDolly。"Howisyournosenow,Mr。Carter?"
  IlookedatDolly。Ihadbetternothavedonethat。
  "Wouldafternoonteahurtit?"sheinquiredanxiously。
  "Itwoulddoitgood,"saidIdecisively。
  Andthatisabsolutelythewholestory。AndwhatintheworldMrs。HilaryfoundtodisapproveofIdon’tknow——especiallyasI
  didn’ttellherhalfofit!Butshediddisapprove。However,shelooksverywellwhenshedisapproves。
  THEHOUSEOPPOSITE
  WeweretalkingoverthesadcaseofyoungAlgyGroom;IwasexplainingtoMrs。Hilaryexactlywhathadhappened。
  "Hisfathergavehim,saidI"ahundredpounds,tokeephimforthreemonthsinPariswhilehelearntFrench。"
  "Andveryliberaltoo,"saidMrs。Hilary。
  "Itdependswhereyoudine,"saidI。"However,thatquestiondidnotarise,forAlgywenttotheGrandPrixthedayafterhearrived——"
  "Ahorserace?"askedMrs。Hilarywithgreatcontempt。
  "Certainlythecompetitorsarehorses,"Irejoined。"Andtherehe,mostunfortunately,lostthewholesum,withoutlearninganyFrenchtospeakof。"
  "Howdisgusting!"exclaimedMrs。Hilary,andlittleMissPhyllisgaspedinhorror。
  "Oh,well,"saidHilary,withmuchbravery(asitstruckme),"hisfather’sverywelloff。"
  "Thatdoesn’tmakeitabitbetter,declaredhiswife。
  "There’snomortalsininalittlebetting,mydear。Boyswillbeboys——"
  "Andeventhat,"Iinterposed,"wouldn’tmatterifwecouldonlypreventgirlsfrombeinggirls。"
  Mrs。Hilary,takingnonoticewhateverofme,pronouncedsentence。"Hegrosslydeceivedhisfather,"shesaid,andtookupherembroidery。
  "Mostofushavegrosslydeceivedourparentsbeforenow,"saidI。"Weshouldallhavetoconfesstosomethingofthesort。"
  "Ihopeyou’respeakingforyourownsex,"observedMrs。Hilary。
  "Notmorethanyours,"saidI。"YouusedtomeetHilaryonthepierwhenyourfatherwasn’tthere——youtoldmeso。"
  "FatherhadauthorizedmyacquaintancewithHilary。"
  "Ihatequibbles,"saidI。
  Therewasapause。Mrs。Hilarystitched;Hilaryobservedthatthedaywasfine。
  "Now,"Ipursuedcarelessly,"evenMissPhyllisherehasbeenknowntodeceiveherparents。"
  "Oh,letthepoorchildalone,anyhow,"saidMrs。Hilary。
  "Haven’tyou?"saidItoMissPhyllis。
  Iexpectedanindignantdenial。SodidMrs。Hilary,forsheremarkedwithasympatheticair:
  "Nevermindhisfolly,Phyllisdear。"
  "Haven’tyou,MissPhyllis?"saidI。
  MissPhyllisgrewveryred。FearingthatIwascausingherpain,IwasabouttoobserveontheprospectsofaDissolutionwhenashysmilespreadoverMissPhyllis’sface。
  "Yes,once,"saidshewithatimidglanceatMrs。Hilary,whoimmediatelylaiddownherembroidery。
  "Outwithit,"Icried,triumphantly。"Comealong,MissPhyllis。
  Wewon’ttell,honorbright!"
  MissPhyllislookedagainatMrs。Hilary。Mrs。Hilaryishuman:
  "Well,Phyllis,dear,saidshe,"afterallthistimeIshouldn’tthinkitmyduty——"
  "Itonlyhappenedlastsummer,"saidMissPhyllis。
  Mrs。Hilarylookedratherputout。
  "Still,"shebegan。
  "Wemusthavethestory,"saidI。
  LittleMissPhyllisputdownthesockshehadbeenknitting。
  "Iwasverynaughty,"sheremarked。"Itwasmylasttermatschool。"
  "Iknowthatage,"saidItoHilary。
  "Mywindowlookedouttowardsthestreet。You’resureyouwon’ttell?Well,therewasahouseopposite——"
  "Andayoungmaninit,"saidI。
  "Howdidyouknowthat?"askedMissPhyllis,blushingimmensely。
  "Nogirls’schoolcankeepupitsnumberswithoutone,"I
  explained。
  "Well,therewas,anyhow,"saidMissPhyllis。"AndIandtwoothergirlswenttoacourseoflecturesattheTownHallonliteratureorsomethingofthatkind。Weusedtohaveashillinggivenusforourtickets。"
  "Precisely,"saidI。"Ahundredpounds!"
  "No,ashilling,"correctedMissPhyllis。"Ahundredpounds!
  Howabsurd,Mr。Carter!Well,onedayI——I——"
  "You’resureyouwishtogoon,Phyllis?"askedMrs。Hilary。
  "You’reafraid,Mrs。Hilary,"saidIseverely。
  "Nonsense,Mr。Carter。IthoughtPhyllismight——"
  "Idon’tmindgoingon,"saidMissPhyllis,smiling。"OnedayI——Ilosttheothergirls。"
  "Theothergirlsarealwayseasytolose,"Iobserved。
  "Andonthewaythere——oh,youknow,hewenttothelectures。"
  "Theyoungdog,"saidI,nudgingHilary。"Ishouldthinkhedid!"
  "Onthewaythereitbecamerather——ratherfoggy。"
  "Blessingsonit!"Icried;forlittleMissPhyllis’sdemurebutroguishexpressiondelightedme。
  "Andhe——hefoundmeinthefog。"
  "Whatareyoudoing,Mr。Carter?"criedMrs。Hilaryangrily。
  "Nothing,nothing,"saidI。IbelieveIhadwinkedatHilary。
  "And——wecouldn’tfindtheTownHall。"
  "Oh,Phyllis!"groanedMrs。Hilary。
  LittleMissPhyllislookedalarmedforamoment。Thenshesmiled。
  "Butwefoundtheconfectioner’s,"saidshe。
  "TheGrandPrix,"saidI,pointingmyforefingeratHilary。
  "Hehadnomoneyatall,"saidMissPhyllis。
  "It’sideal!"saidI。
  "And——andwehadteaon——on——"
  "Theshilling?"Icriedinrapture。
  "Yes,"saidlittleMissPhyllis,"ontheshilling。Andhesawmehome。"
  "Details,please,"saidI。
  LittleMissPhyllisshookherhead。
  "Andleftmeatthedoor。"
  "Wasitstillfoggy?"Iasked。
  "Yes。Orhewouldn’thave——"
  "Nowwhatdidhe——?"
  "Cometothedoor,Mr。Carter,"saidMissPhyllis,withobviouswariness。"Oh,anditwassuchfun!"
  "I’msureitwas。"
  "No,Imeanwhenwewereexaminedinthelectures。Iboughtthelocalpaper,youknow,andreaditup,andIgottopmarkseasily,andMissGreenwrotetomothertosayhowwellIhaddone。"
  "Itallendsmostsatisfactorily,"Iobserved。
  "Yes,didn’tit?"saidlittleMissPhyllis。
  Mrs。Hilarywasgraveagain。
  "Andyounevertoldyourmother,Phyllis?"sheasked。
  "N—no,CousinMary,"saidMissPhyllis。
  Iroseandstoodwithmybacktothefire。LittleMissPhyllistookuphersockagain,butasmilestillplayedaboutthecornersofhermouth。
  "Iwonder,"saidI,lookingupattheceiling,"whathappenedatthedoor。"Then,asnoonespoke,Iadded:
  "Pooh!Iknowwhathappenedatthedoor。"
  "I’mnotgoingtotellyouanythingmore,"saidMissPhyllis。
  "ButIshouldliketohearitinyourown——"
  MissPhylliswasgone!Shehadsuddenlyrisenandrunfromtheroom!
  "Itdidhappenatthedoor,"saidI。
  "FancyPhyllis!"musedMrs。Hilary。
  "Ihope,"saidI,"thatitwillbealessontoyou。"
  "Ishallhavetokeepmyeyeonher,"saidMrs。Hilary。
  "Youcan’tdoit,"saidIineasyconfidence。IhadnofearoflittleMissPhyllisbeingdoneoutofherrecreations。
  "Meanwhile,"Ipursued,"theimportantthingisthis:myparallelisobviousandcomplete。"
  "There’snottheleastlikeness,"saidMrs。Hilarysharply。
  "Asahundredpoundsaretoashilling,soistheGrandPrixtotheyoungmanopposite,"Iobserved,takingmyhat,andholdingoutmyhandtoMrs。Hilary。
  "Iamveryangrywithyou,"shesaid。"You’vemadethechildthinktherewasnothingwronginit。"
  "Oh!Nonsense,"saidI。"Lookhowsheenjoyedtellingit。"
  Then,notheedingMrs。Hilary,Ilaunchedintoanapostrophe。
  "O,divineHouseOpposite!"Icried。"CharmingHouseOpposite!"
  IfonlyImightdwellforeverintheHouseOpposite!"
  "Ihaven’ttheleastnotionofwhatyoumean,"remarkedMrs。
  Hilary,stiffly。"Isupposeit’ssomethingsilly——orworse。"
  Ilookedatherinsomepuzzle。
  "HaveyounolongingfortheHouseOpposite?"Iasked。
  Mrs。Hilarylookedatme。Hereyesceasedtobeabsolutelyblank。SheputherarmthroughHilary’sandansweredgently——
  "Idon’twanttheHouseOpposite。"
  "Ah,"saidI,givingmyhatabrush,"butmaybeyouremembertheHouse——whenitwasOpposite?"
  Mrs。Hilary,onearmstillinHilary’s,gavemeherhand。Sheblushedandsmiled。
  "Well,"saidshe,"itwasyourfault;soIwon’tscoldPhyllis。"
  "No,don’tmydear,"saidHilary,withalaugh。
  Asforme,Iwentdownstairs,and,inabsenceofmind,bademycabmandrivetotheHouseOpposite。ButIhavenevergotthere。
  AQUICKCHANGE
  "WhynotgowithArchie?"Iasked,spreadingoutmyhands。
  "Itwillbedullenough,anyhow,"saidDolly,fretfully。
  "Besides,it’sawfullybourgeoistogotothetheaterwithone’shusband。"
  "Bourgeois,"Iobserved,"isanepithetwhichtheriffraffapplytowhatisrespectable,andthearistocracytowhatisdecent。"
  "Butit’snotanicethingtobe,allthesame,"saidDolly,whoisimpervioustothemostpenetratingremark。
  "You’reinnodangerofit,"Ihastenedtoassureher。
  "Howshouldyoudescribeme,then?"sheasked,leaningforward,withasmile。
  "Ishoulddescribeyou,LadyMickleham,"Ireplieddiscreetly,"asbeingalittlelowerthantheangels。"
  Dolly’ssmilewasalmostalaughassheasked:
  "Howmuchlower,please,Mr。Carter?"
  "Justbythedepthofyourdimples,"saidIthoughtlessly。
  Dollybecameimmenselygrave。
  "Ithought,"saidshe,"thatwenevermentionedthemnow,Mr。
  Carter。"
  "Didweever?"Iaskedinnocently。
  "Iseemedtorememberonce:doyourecollectbeinginverylowspiritsoneeveningatMonte?"
  "Irememberbeinginverylowwatermorethanoneeveningthere。"
  "Yes;youtoldmeyouwereterriblyhard—up。"
  "Therewasanelectioninourdivisionthatyear,"Iremarked,"andIremitted30percentofmyrents。"
  "Youdid——toM。Blanc,"saidDolly。"Oh,andyouwereverydreary!Yousaidyou’dwastedyourlifeandyourtimeandyouropportunities。"
  "Oh,youmustn’tsupposeIneverhaveanyproperfeelings,"saidIcomplacently。
  "Ithinkyouwerehardlyyourself。"
  "Dobemorecharitable。"
  "Andyousaidthatyouronlychancewasingainingtheaffectionof——"
  "Surely,Iwasnotsuchan——sofoolish?"Iimplored。
  "Yes,youwere。Youweresittingclosebyme——"
  "Oh,then,itdoesn’tcount,"saidI,rallyingalittle。
  "Onabench。Yourememberthebench?"
  "No,Idon’t,"saidI,withakindbutfirmsmile。
  "Notthebench?"
  "No。"
  Dollylookedatme,thensheaskedinaninsinuatingtone——
  "Whendidyouforgetit,Mr。Carter?"
  "Thedayyouwereburied,"Irejoined。
  "Isee。Well,yousaidthenwhatyoucouldn’tpossiblyhavemeant。"
  "Idaresay。Ioftendid。"
  "Thattheywere——"
  "Thatwhatwere?"
  "Why,the——the——whatwe’retalkingabout。"
  "Whatwewere——?Oh,tobesure,the——theblemishes?"
  "Yes,theblemishes。Yousaidtheywerethemost——"
  "Oh,well,itwasafacondeparler。"
  "Iwasafraidyouweren’tabitsincere,"saidDollyhumbly。
  "Well,judgebyyourself,"saidIwithacandidair。
  "ButIsaidnothing!"criedDolly。
  "Itwasincomparablythemostartisticthingtodo,"saidI。
  "I’msometimesafraidyoudon’tdomejustice,Mr。Carter,"
  remarkedDollywithsomepathos。
  Ididnotcaretoenteruponthatdiscussion,andapausefollowed。ThenDolly,inatimidmanner,askedme——
  "Doyourememberthedreadfulthingthathappenedthesameevening?"
  "Thatchancestoremaininmymemory,"Iadmitted。
  "I’vealwaysthoughtitkindofyounevertospeakofit,"saidshe。
  "Itisbestforgotten,"saidI,smiling。
  "Weshouldhavesaidthesameaboutanybody,"protestedDolly。
  "Certainly。Wewereonlytryingtobesmart,"saidI。
  "Anditwashorriblyunjust。"
  "Iquiteagreewithyou,LadyMickleham。"
  "Besides,Ididn’tknowanythingabouthimthen。Hehadonlyarrivedthatday,yousee。"
  "Reallywewerenottoblame,"Iurged。
  "Oh,butdoesn’titseemfunny?"
  "Astrangewhirligig,nodoubt,"Imused。
  Therewasapause。ThenthefaintestofsmilesappearedonDolly’sface。
  "Heshouldn’thavewornsuchclothes,"shesaid,asthoughinselfdefense。"Anybodywouldhavelookedabsurdinthem。"
  "Itwasalltheclothes,"Iagreed。"Besides,whenamandoesn’tknowaplace,healwaysmoonsaboutandlooks——"
  "Yes。Ratherawkward,doesn’the,Mr。Carter?"
  "Andthemerefactofhislookingatyou——"
  "Atus,please。"
  "Isnothing,althoughwemadeagrievanceofitatthetime。"
  "Thatwasveryabsurdofyou,"saidDolly。
  "Itwascertainlyunreasonableofus,"saidI。
  "Weoughthaveknownhewasagentleman。"
  "Butwescoutedtheideaofit,"saidI。
  "Itwasamostcuriousmistaketomake,"saidDolly。
  "O,well,it’sputrightnow,"saidI。
  "Oh,Mr。Carter,doyouremembermamma’sfacewhenwedescribedhim?"
  "Thatwasaterriblemoment,"saidI,withashudder。
  "Isaidhewas——ugly,"whisperedDolly。
  "AndIsaid——somethingworse,"murmuredI。
  "Andmammaknewatoncefromourdescriptionthatitwas——"
  "Shesawitinaminute,"saidI。
  "Andthenyouwentaway。"
  "Well,IrathersupposeIdid,"saidI。
  "MammaisjustalittleliketheDowagersometimes,"saidDolly。
  "Thereisatouchnowandthen,"Iconceded。
  "AndwhenIwasintroducedtohimthenextdayIabsolutelyblushed。"
  "Idon’taltogetherwonderatthat,"Iobserved。
  "Butitwasn’tasifhe’dheardwhatweweresaying。"
  "No;buthe’dseenwhatweweredoing。"
  "Well,whatwerewedoing?"criedDollydefiantly。
  "Conversingconfidentially,"saidI。
  "Andaweeklateryouwenthome!"
  "Justoneweeklater,"saidI。
  Therewasalongpause。
  "Well,you’lltakemetothetheater?"askedDolly,withsomethingwhich,ifIweresodisposed,Imightconsiderasigh。
  "I’veseenthepiecetwice,"saidI。
  "Howtiresomeofyou!You’veseeneverythingtwice。"
  "I’veseensomethingsmuchoftener,"Iobserved。
  "I’llgetanicegirlforyoutotalkto,andI’llhaveayoungman。"
  "Idon’twantmygirltobetoonice,"Iobserved。
  "Sheshallbepretty,"saidDollygenerously。
  "Idon’tmindifIdocomewithyou,"saidI。"WhatbecomesofArchie?"
  "He’sgoingtotakehismotherandhissisterstotheAlbertHall。"
  Myfacebrightened。
  "Iamunreasonable,"Iadmitted。
  "Sometimesyouare,"saidDolly。
  "Ihavemuchtobethankfulfor。Haveyoueverobservedasmallboyeatapennyice?"
  "OfcourseIhave,"saidDolly。
  "Whatdoeshedowhenhe’sfinishedit?"
  "Stop,Isuppose。"
  "Onthecontrary,"saidI,"helickstheglass。"
  "Yes,hedoes,"saidDollymeditatively。
  "It’snotsobad——lickingtheglass,"saidI。
  Dollystoodoppositeme,smiling。AtthismomentArchieentered。
  Hehadbeenworkingathislathe。Heisveryfondofmakingthingswhichhedoesn’twant,andthengivingthemtopeoplewhohavenouseforthem。
  "Howareyou,oldchap?"hebegan。"I’vejustfinishedanuncommonpretty——"
  Hestopped,paralyzedbyacryfromDolly——
  "Archie,whatintheworldareyouwearing?"
  IturnedastartledgazeuponArchie。
  "It’sjustanoldsuitIroutedout,"saidheapologetically。
  IlookedatDolly;hereyeswereclosedshut,andshegasped——
  "Mydear,dearboy,goandchangeit!"
  "Idon’tseewhyit’snot——"
  "Goandchangeit,ifyouloveme,"besoughtDolly。
  "Oh,allright。"
  "Youlookhideousinit,"shesaid,hereyesstillshut。
  Archie,whoisverydocile,withdrew。Aguiltysilencereignedforsomemoments。ThenDollyopenedhereyes。"Itwasthesuit,"shesaid,withashudder。"Oh,howitallcamebacktome!"
  "Icouldwish,"Iobserved,takingmyhat,"thatitwouldallcomebacktome。"
  "Iwonderifyoumeanthat!"
  "AsmuchasIeverdid,"saidIearnestly。
  "Andthatis——?
  "Quiteenough。"
  "Howtiresomeyouare!"shesaid,turningawaywithasmile。
  OutsideImetArchieinanothersuit。
  "Aquickchange,eh,myboy?"saidhe。
  "Ittookjustaweek,"Iremarkedabsently。
  Archiestared。
  ASLIGHTMISTAKE
  "Idon’taskyouformorethanaguinea,"saidMrs。Hilary,withaparadeofforbearance。
  "Itwouldbethesame,"Irepliedpolitely,"ifyouaskedmeforathousand;"withwhichIhandedherhalf—a—crown。Shehelditinheropenhand,regardingitscornfully。
  "Yes,"Icontinued,takingaseat,"Ifeelthatpecuniarygifts——"
  "Half—a—crown!"
  "Areyouapoorsubstituteforpersonalservice。MaynotI
  accompanyyoutotheceremony?"
  "Idaresayyouspentasmuchasthisonwinewithyourlunch!"
  "Iwasinamadmoodtoday,"Iansweredapologetically。"Whataretheytaughtattheschool?"
  "Aboveall,tobegoodgirls,"saidMrs。Hilaryearnestly。"Whatareyousneeringat,Mr。Carter?"
  "Nothing,"saidIhastily,andIaddedwithasigh,"Isupposeit’sallright。"
  "Ishouldlike,"saidMrs。Hilarymeditatively,"ifIhadnototherduties,todedicatemylifetotheserviceofgirls。"
  "Ishouldthinktwiceaboutthat,ifIwereyou,"saidI,shakingmyhead。
  "Bytheway,Mr。Carter,Idon’tknowifI’veeverspokenunkindlyofLadyMickleham。Ihopenot。"
  "Hope,"saidI,"isnotyettaxed。"
  "IfIhave,I’mverysorry。She’sbeenmostkindinundertakingtogiveawaytheprizestoday。Theremustbesomegoodinher。"
  "Oh,don’tbehasty,"Iimplored。
  "Ialwayswantedtothinkwellofher。"
  "Ah!NowIneverdid。"
  "AndLordMicklehamiscoming,too。He’llbemostuseful。"
  "Thatsettlesit,"Iexclaimed。"Imaynotbeanearl,butI
  haveaperfectrighttobeuseful。I’llgotoo。"
  "Iwonderifyou’llbehaveproperly,"saidMrs。Hilarydoubtfully。
  Iheldoutahalf—sovereign,threehalf—crowns,andashilling。
  "Oh,well,youmaycome,sinceHilarycan’t,"saidMrs。Hilary。
  "Youmeanhewon’t,"Iobserved。
  "Hehasalwaysbeenpreventedhitherto,"saidshe,withdignity。
  SoIwent,anditprovedamostagreeableexpedition。Therewere200girlsinbluefrocksandwhiteaprons(thegirlthreefromtheendofthefifthrowwasdecidedlypretty)——anicelotofprizebooks——theMicklehams(Dollyindemureblack),ourselves,andthematron。Allwentwell。Dollygaveawaytheprizes;Mrs。
  HilaryandArchiemadelittlespeeches。Thenthematroncametome。Iwassittingmodestlyatthebackoftheplatform,alittledistancebehindtheothers。
  "Mr。Musgrave,"saidthematrontome,"we’resogladtoseeyouhereatlast。Won’tyousayafewwords?"
  "Itwouldbeaprivilege,"Irespondedcordially,"butunhappilyIhaveasorethroat。"
  Thematron(whowasamostrespectablewoman)said,"Dear,dear!"
  butdidnotpressthepoint。Evidently,however,shelikedme,forwhenwewenttohaveacupoftea,shegotmeinacornerandbegantotellmeallaboutthework。Itwasextremelyinteresting。Thenthematronobserved:
  "AndwhatanangelMrs。Musgraveis!"
  "Well,Ishouldhardlycallherthat,"saidI,withasmile。
  "Oh,youmustn’tdepreciateher——you,ofallmen!"criedthematron,withasomewhatponderousarchness。"ReallyIenvyyouherconstantsociety。"
  "Iassureyou,"saidI,"Iseeverylittleofher。"
  "Ibegyourpardon?"
  "Ionlygotothehouseaboutonceafortnight——Oh,it’snotmyfault。Shewon’thavemethereoftener。"
  "Whatdoyoumean?Ibegyourpardon。PerhapsI’vetouchedonapainful——?"
  "Notatall,notatall,"saidIsuavely。"Itisverynatural。
  Iamneitheryoungnorhandsome,Mrs。Wiggins。Iamnotcomplaining。"
  Thematrongazedatme。
  "Onlyseeingherhere,"Ipursued,"youhavenoideaofwhatsheisathome。Shehaschosentoforbidmetocometoherhouse——"
  "Herhouse?"
  "Ithappenstobemorehersthanmine,"Iexplained。"Toforbidme,Isay,morethanoncetocometoherhouse。Nodoubtshehadherreasons。"
  "Nothingcouldjustifyit,"saidthematron,directingawonderingglanceatMrs。Hilary。
  "Donotletusblameher,"saidI。"Itisjustanunfortunateaccident。SheisnotasfondofmeasIcouldwish,Mrs。
  Wiggins;andsheisagreatdealfonderthanIcouldwishof——"
  Ibrokeoff。Mrs。Hilarywaswalkingtowardus。Ithinkshewaspleasedtoseemegettingonsowellwiththematron,forshewassmilingpleasantly。Thematronworeabewilderedexpression。
  "Isuppose,"saidMrs。Hilary,"thatyou’lldrivebackwiththeMicklehams?"
  "Unlessyouwantme,"saidI,keepingawatchfuleyeonthematron。
  "Oh,Idon’twantyou,"saidMrs。Hilarylightly。
  "Youwon’tbealonethisevening?"Iaskedanxiously。
  Mrs。Hilarystaredalittle。
  "O,no!"shesaid。"Weshallhaveourusualparty。"
  "MayIcomeonedaynextweek?"Iaskedhumbly。
  Mrs。Hilarythoughtforamoment。
  "I’msobusynextweek——cometheweekafter,"saidshe,givingmeherhand。
  "That’sveryunkind,"saidI。
  "Nonsense!"saidMrs。Hilary,andsheadded,"Mindyouletmeknowwhenyou’recoming。"
  "Iwon’tsurpriseyou,"Iassuredher,withacovertglanceatthematron。
  Theexcellentwomanwasquiteredintheface,andcouldgaspoutnothingbut"Goodbye,"asMrs。Hilaryaffectionatelypressedherhand。
  AtthismomentDollycameup。Shewasalone。
  "Where’sArchie?"Iasked。
  "He’srunaway;he’sgottomeetsomebody。Iknewyou’dseemehome。Mrs。Hilarydidn’twantyou,ofcourse?"
  "Ofcoursenot,"saidIplaintively。
  "Besides,you’drathercomewithme,wouldn’tyou?"pursuedDolly,andsheadded,pleasantlytothematron,"Mrs。Hilary’ssodownonhim,youknow。"
  "I’dmuchrathercomewithyou,"saidI。
  "We’llhaveacozydrivealltoourselves,"saidDolly,"withouthusbandsorwivesoranythinghorrid。Isn’titnicetogetridofone’shusbandsometimes,Mrs。Wiggins?"
  "Ihavethemisfortunetobeawidow,LadyMickleham,"saidMrs。
  Wiggins。
  Dolly’seyesresteduponherwithaninterestingexpression。I
  knewthatshewasabouttoaskMrs。Wigginswhethershelikedtheconditionoflife,andIinterposedhastily,withasigh:
  "Butyoucanlookbackonahappymarriage,Mrs。Wiggins?"
  "Ididmybesttomakeitso,"saidshestiffly。
  "Youareright,"saidI。"Eveninthefaceofunkindnessweshouldstrive——"
  "Myhusband’snotunkind,"saidDolly。
  "Ididn’tmeanyourhusband,"saidI。
  "Whatyourpoorwifewoulddoifshecaredabuttonforyou,I
  don’tknow,"observedDolly。
  "IfIhadawifewhocaredforme,Ishouldbeabetterman,"
  saidIsolemnly。
  "Butyou’dprobablybeverydull,"saidDolly。"Andyouwouldn’tbeallowedtodrivewithme。"
  "Perhapsit’sallforthebest,"saidI,brighteningup。
  "Goodbye,Mrs。Wiggins。"
  Dollywalkedon。Mrs。Wigginsheldmyhandforamoment。
  "Youngman,"saidshesternly,"areyousureit’snotyourownfault?"
  "I’mnotatallsure,Mrs。Wiggins,"saidI。"Butdon’tbedistressedaboutit。It’sofnoconsequence。Idon’tletitmakemeunhappy。Goodbye;somanythanks。Charminggirlsyouhavehere——especiallythatoneinthefifth——Imean,charming,allofthem。Goodbye。"
  Ihastenedtothecarriage。Mrs。Wigginsstoodandwatched。I
  gotinandsatdownbyDolly。
  "Oh,Mrs。Wiggins,"saidDolly,dimpling,"don’ttellMrs。HilarythatArchiewasn’twithus,orweshallgetintotrouble。"Andsheaddedtome,"Areyouallright?"
  "Rather!"saidIappreciatively;andwedroveoff,leavingMrs。
  Wigginsonherdoorstep。
  AfortnightlaterIwenttocallonMrs。Hilary。Aftersomeconversationsheremarked:
  "I’mgoingtotheschoolagaintomorrow。"
  "Really!"saidI。
  "AndI’msodelighted——I’vepersuadedHilarytocome。"
  Shepaused,andthenadded:
  "Youreallyseemedinterestedlasttime。"
  "Oh,Iwas。"
  "Wouldyouliketocomeagaintomorrow?"
  "No,Ithinknot,thanks,"saidIcarelessly。
  "That’sjustlikeyou!"shesaidseverely。"Youneverdoanyrealgoodbecauseyouneversticktoanything。"
  "Therearesomethingsonecan’tstickto,"saidI。
  "Oh,nonsense!"saidMrs。Hilary。
  Butthereare——andIdidn’tgo。
  THEOTHERLADY
  "Bythemerestchance,"Iobservedmeditatively,"Iattendedareceptionlastnight。"
  "Iwenttothree,"saidLadyMickleham,selectingasardinesandwichwithcare。
  "Imightnothavegone,"Imused,"Imighteasilynothavegone。"
  "Ican’tseewhatdifferenceitwouldhavemadeifyouhadn’t,"
  saidshe。
  "Ithoughtthreetimesaboutgoing。It’sacuriousworld。"
  "Whathappened?Youmaysmoke,youknow。"
  "Ifellinlove,"saidI,lightingacigarette。
  LadyMicklehamplacedherfeetonthefender——itwasachillyafternoon——andturnedherfacetome,shieldingitfromthefirewithherhandkerchief。
  "Menofyourage,"sheremarked,"havenobusinesstobethinkingofsuchthings。"
  "Iwasnotthinkingofit,"saidI。"Iwasthinkingofgoinghome。ThenIwasintroducedtoher。"
  "Andyoustayedalittle,Isuppose?"
  "Istayedtwohours——ortwominutes,——Iforgetwhich";and,I
  added,noddingmyheadatLadyMickleham,"Therewassomethingirresistibleaboutmelastnight。"
  LadyMicklehamlaughed。
  "Youseemverypleasedwithyourself,"shesaid,reachingforafantoreplacethehandkerchief。
  "Yes,takecareofyourcomplexion,"saidIapprovingly。"Shehasalovelycomplexion。"
  LadyMicklehamlaiddownthefan。
  "Iamverypleasedwithmyself,"Icontinued。"Shewasdelightedwithme。"
  "Isupposeyoutalkednonsensetoher。"
  "IhavenottheleastideawhatItalkedtoher。Itwasquiteimmaterial。Thelanguageoftheeyes——"
  "Oh,youmightbeaboy!"
  "Iwas,"saidI,noddingagain。
  Therewasalongsilence。Dollylookedatme;Ilookedatthefire。Ididnot,however,seethefire。Isawsomethingquitedifferent。
  "Shelikedmeverymuch,"Iobserved,stretchingmyhandsouttowardtheblaze。
  "Youabsurdoldman!——"saidDolly。"Wassheverycharming?"
  "Shewasperfect。"
  "How?Clever?"
  Iwavedmyhandimpatiently。
  "Pretty,Mr。Carter?"
  "Why,ofcourse;theprettiestpictureIever——butthatgoeswithoutsaying。"
  "Itwouldhavegonebetterwithoutsaying,"remarkedDolly。
  "Considering——"
  Tohaveasked"Consideringwhat?"wouldhavebeentheacmeofbadtaste。
  Imerelysmiled,andwavedmyhandagain。
  "You’requiteseriousaboutit,aren’tyou?"saidDolly。
  "IshouldthinkIwas,"saidIindignantly。"Nottobeseriousinsuchamatteristowasteitutterly。"
  "I’llcometothewedding,"saidDolly。
  "Therewon’tbeawedding,"saidI。"ThereareReasons。"
  "Oh!You’reveryunlucky,Mr。Carter。"
  "That,"Iobserved,"isasitmaybe,LadyMickleham。"
  "WeretheReasonsatthereception?"
  "Theywere。Itmadenodifference。"
  "It’sverycurious,"remarkedDollywithacompassionateair,"thatyoualwaysmanagetoadmirepeoplewhomsomebodyelsehasmarried。"
  "Itwouldbeverycurious,"Irejoined,"ifsomebodyhadnotmarriedthepeoplewhomIadmire。Lastnight,though,Imadenothingofhissuddenremoval;myfancyriotedinaccidentaldeathsforhim。"
  "Hewon’tdie,"saidDolly。
  "Ihatethatsortofsuperstition,"saidIirritably。"He’sjustaslikelytodieasanyothermanis。"
  "Hecertainlywon’tdie,"saidDolly。
  "Well,Iknowhewon’t。Doletitalone,"saidI,muchexasperated。Itwasprobablyonlykindness,butDollysuddenlyturnedhereyesawayfrommeandfixedthemonthefire;shetookthefanupagainandtwirleditinherhand;aqueerlittlesmilebentherlips。
  "Ihopethepoormanwon’tdie,"saidDollyinalowvoice。
  "Ifhehaddiedlastnight!"Icriedlongingly。Then,witharegretfulshrugofmyshoulders,Iadded,"Lethimlivenowtothecrackofdoom!"
  Somehowthisrestoredmygoodhumor。Iroseandstoodwithmybacktothefire,stretchingmyselfandsighingluxuriously。
  Dollyleantbackinherchairandlaughedatme。
  "Doyouexpecttobeforgiven?"sheasked。
  "No,no,"saidI;"Ihadtoogoodanexcuse。"
  "IwishI’dbeenthere——atthereception,Imean。"
  "I’mextremelygladyouweren’t,LadyMickleham。AsitwasI
  forgotallmytroubles。"
  Dollyisnotresentful;shedidnotmindtheimplieddescription。
  Sheleantback,smilingstill。Isighedagain,smiledatDolly,andtookmyhat。ThenIturnedtothemirroroverthemantelpiece,arrangedmynecktie,andgavemyhairatouch。
  "Noone,"Iobserved,"canaffordtoneglectthenicetiesofthetoilet。Thosedaintylittlecurlsontheforehead——"
  "You’vehadnonetherefortenyears,"criedLadyMickleham。
  "Ididnotmeanmyforehead,"saidI。
  Sighingonceagain,IheldoutmyhandtoDolly。
  "Areyoudoinganythingthisevening?"sheasked。
  "ThatdependsonwhatI’maskedtodo,"saidIcautiously。
  "Well,Archie’sgoingtobeattheHouse,andIthoughtyoumighttakemetothePhaetons’party。It’squitealongdrive,ahorriblelongdrive,Mr。Carter。"
  Istoodforamomentconsideringthisproposal。
  "Idon’tthink,"saidI,"thatitwouldbeproper。"
  "Why,Archiesuggestedit!You’remakinganexcuse。Youknowyouare!"andLadyMicklehamlookedveryindignant。"Asif,"sheaddedscornfully,"youcaredaboutwhatwasproper!"
  Idroppedintoachair,andsaid,inaconfidentialtone,"I
  don’tcareapin。Itwasamereexcuse。Idon’twanttocome。"
  "You’reveryrude,indeed。Manywomenwouldneverspeaktoyouagain。"
  "Theywould,"saidI,"alldojustasyouwill。"
  "Andwhat’sthat,Mr。Carter。"
  "Askmeagainonthefirstopportunity。"
  "Whywon’tyoucome?"saidDolly,waivingthisquestion。
  Ibentforward,holdingmyhatinmylefthandandsawingtheairwithmyrightforefinger。
  "Youfailtoallow,"saidIimpressively,"fortherejuvenescencewhichrecenteventshaveproducedinme。IfIcamewithyouthisevening,Ishouldbequitecapable——"Ipaused。
  "Ofanythingdreadful?"askedDolly。
  "Ofpayingyoupronouncedattentions,"saidIgravely。
  "That,"saidDollywithequalgravity,"wouldbeveryregrettable。Itwouldbeunjusttome——andveryinsultingtoher,Mr。Carter。"
  "Itwouldbethefinesttestimonialtoher,"Icried。
  "Andyou’llspendtheeveningthinkingofher?"askedDolly。
  "Ishallgothroughtheevening,"saidI,"inthebestwayI
  can。"AndIsmiledcontentedly。
  "What’sherhusband?"askedDollysuddenly。
  "Herhusband,"Irejoined,"isnothingatall。"
  Dolly,receivingthisanswer,lookedatmewithapatheticair。
  "It’snotquitefair,"sheobserved。"DoyouknowwhatI’mthinkingabout,Mr。Carter?"
  "CertainlyIdo,LadyMickleham。Youarethinkingthatyouwouldliketomeetmeforthefirsttime。"
  "Notatall。Iwasthinkingthatitwouldbeamusingifyoumetmeforthefirsttime。"
  Isaidnothing。Dollyroseandwalkedtothewindow。Sheswungthetasseloftheblindanditbumpedagainstthewindow。Thefailingsuncaughtherruddybrownhair。Therewerecurlsonherforehead,too。
  "It’sagrandworld,"saidI。"And,afterall,onecangrowoldverygradually。"
  "You’renotreallyold,"saidDolly,withthefleetestglanceatme。Aglanceshouldnotbeover—long。
  "Graduallyanddisgracefully,"Imurmured。
  "Ifyoumetmeforthefirsttime——"saidDolly,swingingthetassel。
  "ByHeaven,itshouldbethelast!"Icried,andIrosetomyfeet。
  Dollyletthetasselgo,andmademeaveryprettycurtsey。
  "Iamgoingtoanotherpartytonight,"saidI,noddingmyheadsignificantly。
  "Ah!"saidDolly。
  "AndIshallagain,"Ipursued,"spendmytimewiththeprettiestwomanintheroom。"
  "Shallyou?"askedDolly,smiling。
  "Iamaveryfortunatefellow,"Iobserved。"AndasforMrs。
  Hilary,shemaysaywhatshelikes。"
  "Oh,doesMrs。HilaryknowtheOtherLady?"
  Iwalkedtowardthedoor。
  "Thereis,"saidI,layingmyhandonthedoor,"noOtherLady。"
  "Ishallgetthereabouteleven,"saidDolly。
  WHATMIGHTHAVEBEEN
  UnfortunatelyitwasSunday;thereforethegardenerscouldnotbeorderedtoshiftthelongrowofflowerpotsfromthesideoftheterracenextthehouse,whereDollyhadorderedthemtobeput,tothesideremotefromthehouse,whereDollynowwishedthemtostand。YetDollycouldnotthinkoflivingwiththepotswheretheyweretillMonday。Itwouldkillher,shesaid。SoArchieleftthecoolshadeofthegreattrees,whereDollysatdoingnothing,andNelliePhaetonsatsplicingthegigwhip,andIlayinadeckchairwithsomethingicedbesideme。OutsidethesunwasbroilinghotandpoorArchiemoppedhisbrowateverywearyjourneyacrossthebroadterrace。
  "It’saburning’shame,Dolly,"saidMissPhaeton。"Iwouldn’tdoitifIwerehim。"
  "Oh,yes,youwould,dear,"saidDolly。"Thepotslookedatrociousonthatside。"
  Itookalongsipfrommyglass,andobservedinameditativetone:
  "Therebutforthegraceofwoman,goesSamuelTraversCarter。"
  Dolly’slazylidshalflifted。MissPhaetonmumbled(Hermouthwasfulloftwine):
  "WhatDOyoumean?"
  "Nemoomnibushorissapit,"saidIapologetically。
  "Idon’tknowwhatthatmeanseither。"
  "Nemo——everybody,"Itranslated,"sapit——hasbeeninlove——omnibus——once——horis——atleast。"
  "Oh,andyoumeanshewouldn’thaveyou?"askedNellie,withbluntdirectness。
  "Notquitethat,"saidI。"They——"
  "THEY?"murmuredDolly,withhalf—liftedlids。
  "THEY,"Ipursued,"regretfullyrecognizedmyimpossibility。
  HenceIamnotcarryingpotsacrossabroadterraceunderahotsun。"
  "Whydidtheythinkyouimpossible?"askedMissPhaeton,whotakesmuchinterrestinthissortofquestion。
  "Avarietyofreasons:forone,Iwastooclever,foranother,toostupid;forothers,toogood——ortoobad;tooserious——ortoofrivolous;toopooror——"
  "Well,nooneobjectedtoyourmoney,Isuppose?"interruptedNellie。
  "Pardonme。Iwasabouttosay’ornotrichenough。’"
  "Butthat’sthesamething。"
  "Theantithesisiscertainlyimperfect,"Iadmitted。
  "Mr。Gay,"saidNellie,introducingthenamewithsometimidity,"youknowwhoImean?——thepoet——oncesaidtomethatmanwasessentiallyimperfectuntilhewasmarried。"
  "Itistrue,"Iagreed。"Andwomanuntilsheisdead。"
  "Idon’tthinkhemeantitquiteinthatsense,"saidNellie,ratherpuzzled。
  "Idon’tthinkhemeantitinanysense,"murmuredDolly,alittleunkindly。
  WemighthavegoneontalkinginthiswayforeversolonghadnotArchieatthispointdroppedalargeflowerpotandsmashedittobits。Hestoodlookingatthebitsforamoment,andthencametowardsusandsankintoachair。
  "I’moff!"heannounced。
  "Andhalfareononeside,andhalfontheother,"saidDolly,regretfully。
  Asuddenimpulseseizedme。Igotup,putonmystrawhat,tookoffmycoat,walkedoutintothesun,andbegantomoveflowerpotsacrossthebroadterrace。IheardalaughfromArchie,alittlecryfromDolly,andfromNelliePhaeton,"Goodness,what’shedoingthatfor?"Iwasnotturnedfrommypurpose。Theluncheonbellrang。MissPhaeton,whipandtwineinhand,walkedintothehouse。Archiefollowedher,sayingashepassedthathehopedIshouldn’tfinditwarm。Iwentonshiftingtheflowerpots。Theywereveryheavy。Ibroketwo,butIwenton。
  PresentlyDollyputupherparasolandcameoutfromtheshadetowatchme。Shestoodthereforamomentortwo。Then,shesaid:
  "Well,doyouthinkyou’dlikeit,Mr。Carter?"
  "WaittillI’vefinished,"saidI,wavingmyhand。
  Anothertenminutessawtheendofmytask。PantingandhotI
  soughttheshade,andflungmyselfontomydeckchairagain。I
  alsolitacigarette。
  "Ithinktheylookedbetterontheotherside,afterall,"saidDollymeditatively。
  "Ofcourseyoudo,"saidIurbanely。"Youneedn’ttellmethat"
  "Perhapsyou’dliketomovethemback,"shesuggested。
  "No,"saidI。"I’vedoneenoughtocreatetheimpression。"
  "Andhowdidyoulikeit?"
  "Itwas,"saidI,"initswayapleasantenoughillusion。"AndI
  shruggedmyshoulders,andblewaringofsmoke。
  Tomyveryconsiderablegratification,Dolly’stonemanifestedsomeannoyanceassheasked:
  "Whydoyousay,’initsway’?"
  "Because,inspiteofthemomentarypleasureIgainedfromfeelingmyselfamarriedman,Icouldnotbanishtheideathatweshouldnotpermanentlysuitoneanother。"
  "Oh,youthoughtthat?"saidDolly,smilingagain。
  "Imustconfessit,"saidI。"Thefault,Iknow,wouldbemine。"
  "I’msureofthat,"saidDolly。
  "ButthefactisthatIcan’texistintoohighaltitudes。Therarefactionofthemoralatmosphere——"
  "Pleasedon’tuseallthoselongwords。"
  "Well,then,toputitplainly,"saidI,withapleasantsmile,"IfeltallthetimethatMrs。Hilarywouldbetoogoodforme。"
  ItisnotveryoftenthatitfallstomyhumblelottostartleLadyMicklehamoutofhercomposure。Butatthispointshesatupquitestraightinherchair;hercheekflushed,andhereyelidsceasedtodroopinindolentinsouciance。
  "Mrs。Hilary!"shesaid。"WhathasMrs。Hilary——?
  "Ireallythoughtyouunderstood,"saidI,"theobjectofmyexperiment。"
  Dollyglancedatme。Ibelievethatmyexpressionwasabsolutelyinnocent——andIam,ofcoursesurethathersexpressedmeresurprise。
  "Ithought,"shesaid,afterapause,"thatyouwerethinkingofNelliePhaeton。"
  "Oh,Isee,"criedIsmiling。"Anaturalmistake,tobesure。"
  "Shethoughtsotoo,"pursuedDolly,bitingherlip。
  "Didshethough?"
  "AndI’msureshe’dbequiteannoyedifshethoughtyouwerethinkingofMrs。Hilary。"
  "Asamatteroffact,"Iobserved,"shedidn’tunderstandwhatI
  wasdoingatall。"
  Dollyleantback。Therelicsofafrownstilldweltonherbrow;
  presently,however,shebegantoswingherhatonherforefinger,andshethrewalookatme。Iimmediatelylookeduptowardthebranchesabovemyhead。
  "Wemightaswellgointolunch,"saidDolly。
  "Byallmeans,"Iacquiesced,withalacrity。
  Wewentoutintothesunshine,andcamewherethepotswere。
  SuddenlyDollysaid:
  "Gobackandsitdownagain,Mr。Carter。"
  "Iwantmylunch,"Iventuredtoobserve。
  "DoasItellyou,"saidDolly,stampingherfoot;whereat,muchintimidated,Iwentback,andstretchedmyselfoncemoreonthedeckchair。
  Dollyapproachedaflowerpot。Shestoopeddown,exertingherstrength,liftedit,andcarriedit,notwithouteffort,acrosstheterrace。
  Againshedidthelike。Isatsmokingandwatching。Sheliftedathirdpot,butdroppedithalfway。Then,dustingherhandsagainstoneanother,shecamebackslowlyintotheshadeandsatdown。Imadenoremark。
  Dollyglancedatme。
  "Well?"shesaid。
  "Woman——woman——woman!"saidIsadly。
  "MustIcarrysomemore?"askedDolly,inahumble,yetprotesting,tone。
  "Mrs。Hilary,"Ibegan,"isanexceedinglyattractive——"
  Dollyrosewithasigh。
  "Whereareyougoing?"Iasked。
  "Morepots,"saidDolly,standingoppositeme。"Imustgoon,yousee。"
  "Tillwhen,LadyMickleham?"
  "Tillyoutellthetruth,"saidDolly,andshesuddenlyburstintoalittlelaugh。
  "Woman——woman——woman!"saidIagain。"Let’sgointolunch。"
  "I’mgoingtocarrythepots,"saidDolly。"It’sawfullyhot,Mr。Carter——andlookatmypoorhands!"
  Sheheldthemouttome。
  "Lunch!"saidI。
  "Pots!"saidDolly,withinfinitefirmness。
  ThewindowofthediningroomopenedandArchieputhisheadout。
  "Comealong,youtwo,"hecalled。"Everything’sgettingcold。"
  Dollyturnedanappealingglanceonme。
  "Howobstinateyouare!"shesaid。"Youknowperfectlywell——"
  Ibegantowalktowardsthehouse。
  "I’mgoingintolunch,"saidI。
  "Askthemtokeepsomeforme,"saidDolly,andsheturnedupthesleevesofhergown,tillherwristswerefree。
  "It’smostunfair,"saidIindignantly。
  "Idon’tcareifitis,"saidDolly,stoopingdowntoliftapot。
  Iwatchedherstraintoliftit。Shehadchosenthelargestandheaviest;shesigheddelicatelyanddelicatelyshepanted。Shealsolookedatherhands,andheldthemupformetoseethelinesofbrownonthepink。Iputmyhandsinmypocketsandsaidmostsulkily,asIturnedawaytowardsthehouse:
  "Allright。Itwasn’tMrs。Hilarythen。"
  Dollyroseup,seizedmebythearm,andmademeruntothehouse。
  "Mr。Carter,"shecried,"wouldstopforthosewretchedpots。
  He’smovedallexcepttwo,buthe’sbrokenthree。Isn’thestupid?"
  "Youareanoldass,Carter,"saidArchie。
  "Ibelieveyou’reright,Archie,"saidI。
  ONEWAYIN
  Ihadaverycuriousdreamtheothernight。Infact,IdreamtthatIwasdead。Ipassedthroughagreenbaizedoorandfoundmyselfinasmallsquareroom。Oppositemewasanotherdoorinscribed"ElysianFields,"andinfrontofit,atalargetablewitharaisedledge,satRhadamanthus。AsIenteredIsawagracefulfigurevanishthroughthedooropposite。
  "It’snousetryingtodeceiveme,"Iobserved。"ThatwasMrs。
  Hilary,Ithink;ifyoudon’tmind,I’lljoinher。"
  "I’mafraidImusttroubleyoutotakeaseatforafewmoments,Mr。Carter,"saidRhadamanthus,"whileIrunoveryourlittleaccount。"
  "Anyformalitieswhichareusual,"Imurmuredpolitely,asIsatdown。
  Rhadamanthusturnedovertheleavesofalargebook。
  "Carter——SamuelTravers,isn’tit?"heasked。
  "Yes。Forgoodnesssakedon’tconfusemewithVincentCarter。
  Heonlypaidfiveshillingsinthepound。"
  "Yourcasepresentssomepeculiarfeatures,Mr。Carter,"saidRhadamanthus。"IhopeIamnotcensorious,but——well,thatfineatBowstreet?"
  "Iwasamereboy,"saidI,withsomewarmth,"andmysolicitorgrosslymismanagedthecase……"
  "Well,well!"saidhesoothingly。"Buthaven’tyouspentagreatdealoftimeatMonteCarlo?"
  "Amanmustbesomewhere,"saidI。
  Rhadamanthusscratchedhisnose。
  "Ishouldhavewastedthemoneyanyhow,"Iadded。
  "Isupposeyouwould,"heconceded。"ButwhatofthiscaveatlodgedbytheDowagerLadyMickleham?That’sratherserious,youknow;isn’titnow——jokingapart?"
  "Iamdisappointed,"Iremarked,"tofindamanofyourexperiencepayinganyattentiontosuchanill—naturedoldwoman。"
  "Wehaveourrules,"hereplied,"andI’mafraid,Mr。Carter,thatuntilthatcaveatisremoved——"
  "Youdon’tmeanthat?"
  "Really,I’mafraidso。"
  "ThenImayaswellgoback,"saidI,takingmyhat。
  Atthismomenttherewasaknockatthedoor。
  "AlthoughIcan’tobligeyouwithanorderofadmission,"saidRhadamanthus,verycivilly,"perhapsitwouldamuseyoutolistentoacaseortwo。There’snohurry,youknow。You’vegotlotsoftimebeforeyou。"
  "Itwillbeanextremelyinterestingexperience,"saidI,sittingdownagain。
  Thedooropened,and,asIexpected(Idon’tknowwhy,butithappenslikethatindreams),DollyMicklehamcamein。Shedidnotseemtoseeme。ShebowedtoRhadamanthus,smiled,andtookachairimmediatelyoppositethetable。
  "Mickleham——Dorothea——Countessof——"shesaid。
  "Formerly,Ithink,DollyFoster?"askedRhadamanthus。
  "Idon’tseewhatthat’sgottodowithit,"saidDolly。
  "Theaccountrunson,"heexplained,andbegantoconsulthisbigbook。Dollyleantbackinherchair,slowlypeelingoffhergloves。Rhadamanthusshutthebookwithabang。
  "It’snottheleastuse,"hesaiddecisively。"Itwouldn’tbekindtopretendthatitwas,LadyMickleham。"
  "Dear,dear,"saidDolly。"What’sthematter?"
  "HalfthewomeninLondonhavepetitionedagainstyou。"
  "Havethey,really?"criedDolly,toallappearanceratherdelighted。"Whatdotheysay,Mr。Rhadamanthus?Isitinthatbook?Letmelook。"Andsheheldoutherhand。
  "Thebook’stooheavyforyoutohold,"saidhe。
  "I’llcomeround,"saidDolly。Soshewentroundandleantoverhisshoulderandreadthebook。
  "What’sthatscentyou’vegoton?"askedRhadamanthus。
  "Bouquetdudiable,"saidshe。(Ihadneverheardoftheperfumebefore。)"Isn’titsweet?"
  "Ihaven’tsmeltitsinceIwasaboy,"sighedRhadamanthus。
  "Pooroldthing,"saidDolly。"I’mnotgoingtoreadallthis,youknow。"And,withasomewhatcontemptuoussmile,shewalkedbacktoherchair。"Theyoughttobeashamedofthemselves,"sheadded,asshesatdown。"It’sjustbecauseI’mnotafright。"
  "Aren’tyouafright?"askedRhadamanthus。"Wherearemyspectacles?"
  HeputthemonandlookedatDolly。
  "Imustgoin,youknow,"saidDolly,smilingatRhadamanthus。
  "Myhusbandhasgonein!"
  "Ishouldn’thavethoughtyou’dconsiderthatconclusive,"saidhe,withatouchofsatireinhistone。
  "Don’tbehorrid,"saidDolly,pouting。
  Therewasapause。RhadamanthusexaminedDollythroughhisspectacles。
  "Thisisaverypainfulduty,"saidhe,atlast。"Ihavesathereforagreatmanyyears,andIhaveseldomhadamorepainfulduty。"
  "It’sveryabsurdofyou,"saidDolly。
  "Ican’thelpit,though,"saidhe。
  "DoyoureallymeanthatI’mnottogoin?"
  "Ido,indeed,"saidRhadamanthus。
  Dollyrose。Sheleantherarmsontheraisedledgewhichranalongthetable,andsheleantherchinonherhands。
  "Really?"shesaid。
  "Really,"saidhe,lookingtheotherway。
  AsuddenchangecameoverDolly’sface。Herdimplesvanished;
  hereyesgrewpatheticandbegantoshineratherthantosparkle;
  herlipquiveredjustalittle。
  "You’reveryunkind,"shesaidinanextremelylowtone。"Ihadnoideayouwouldbesounkind。"
  Rhadamanthusseemedveryuncomfortable。
  "Don’tdothat,"hesaid,quitesharply,fidgetingwiththeblottingpaper。
  Dollybegantomoveslowlyroundthetable。Rhadamanthussatstill。Whenshewasstandingclosebyhim,sheputherhandlightlyonhisarmandsaid:
  "Pleasedo,Mr。Rhadamanthus。"
  "It’sasmuchasmyplaceisworth,"hegrumbled。
  Dolly’seyesshonestill,butthefaintestlittlesmilebegantoplayabouthermouth。
  "Someday,"shesaid(withtotalinappropriateness,nowIcometothinkofit,thoughitdidnotstrikemesoatthetime),"you’llbegladtorememberhavingdoneakindthing。Whenyou’reold——becauseyouarenotreallyoldnow——youwillsay,’I’mgladIdidn’tsendpoorDollyMicklehamawaycrying。’"
  Rhadamanthusutteredaninarticulatesound——halfimpatience,half,Ifancy,somethingelse。
  "Wearenoneofusperfect,Idaresay。IfIaskedyourwife——"
  "Ihaven’tgotawife,"saidRhadamanthus。
  "That’swhyyou’resohard—hearted,"saidDolly。"Amanwho’sgotawifeisneverhardonotherwomen。"
  Therewasanotherpause。ThenRhadamanthus,lookingstraightattheblottingpaper,said:
  "Oh,well,don’tbotherme。Beoffwithyou;"andashespoke,thedoorbehindhimopened。
  "Oh,youolddear!"shecried;and,stoopingswiftly,shekissedRhadamanthus。"You’rehorriblybristly!"shelaughed;andthen,beforehecouldmove,sheranthroughthedoor。
  Irosefrommyseat,takingmyhatandstickinmyhand。Ifelt,asyoumaysuppose,thatIhadbeentherelongenough。WhenI
  movedRhadamanthuslookedup,andwithanattemptatunconsciousnessobserved:
  "Wewillproceedwithyourcasenow,ifyouplease,Mr。Carter。"
  Ilookedhimfullintheface。Rhadamanthusblushed。Ipursuedmywaytowardsthedoor。
  "Stop!"hesaid,inablusteringtone。"Youcan’tgothere,youknow。"
  Ismiledsignificantly。
  "Isn’titrathertoolateforthatsortofthing?"Iasked。"YouseemtoforgetthatIhavebeenhereforthelastquarterofanhour。"
  "Ididn’tknowshewasgoingtodoit,"heprotested。
  "Oh,ofcourse,"saidI,"thatwillbeyourstory。Mine,however,Ishalltellinmyownway。"
  Rhadamanthusblushedagain。Evidentlyhefeltthathewasinadelicateposition。Wewerestandingthus,facingoneanother,whenthedoorbegantoopenagain,andDollyputherheadout。
  "Oh,it’syou,isit?"shesaid。"IthoughtIheardyourvoice。
  ComealongandhelpmetofindArchie。"
  "ThisgentlemansaysI’mnottocomein,"saidI。
  "Oh,whatnonsense!Now,youreallymustn’tbesilly,Mr。
  Rhadamanthus——orIshallhaveto——Mr。Carter,youweren’tthere,wereyou?"
  "Iwas——andamoreinterestingpieceofscandalithasseldombeen——"
  "Hush!Ididn’tdoanything。Now,youknowIdidn’t,Mr。
  Carter!"
  "No,"saidI,"youdidn’t。ButRhadamanthus,takingyouunawares——"
  "Oh,beoffwithyou——bothofyou!"criedRhadamanthus。
  "That’ssensible,"saidDolly。"Becauseyouknow,therereallyisn’tanyharminpoorMr。Carter。
  Rhadamanthusvanished。DollyandIwentinside。
  "Isupposeeverythingwillbeverydifferenthere,"saidDolly,andIthinkshesighed。
  WhetheritwereornotIdon’tknow,forjustthenIawoke,andfoundmyselfsayingaloud,inanswertothedreamvoiceandthedreamface(whichhadnotgonealtogetherwiththedream)。
  "Noteverything"——aspeechthat,Iagree,Ioughtnottohavemade,eventhoughitwereonlyinadream。