”Idon’tknowthat。TomycertainknowledgehehasactedonbehalfofthreeofthereigninghousesofEuropeinveryvitalmatters。””Butyouknowhimwell,Watson。HeissuchaninscrutablefellowthatIneverquiteknowwhattomakeofhim。Doyouthinkheishopeful?Doyouthinkheexpectstomakeasuccessofit?””Hehassaidnothing。””Thatisabadsign。””Onthecontrary,Ihavenoticedthatwhenheisoffthetrailhegenerallysaysso。Itiswhenheisonascentandisnotquiteabsolutelysureyetthatitistherightonethatheismosttaciturn。Now,mydearfellow,wecan’thelpmatterbymakingourselvesnervousaboutthem,soletmeimploreyoutogotobedandsobefreshforwhatevermayawaitusto-morrow。”Iwasableatlasttopersuademycompaniontotakemyadvice,thoughIknewfromhisexcitedmannerthattherewasnotmuchhopeofsleepforhim。Indeed,hismoodwasinfectious,forIlaytossinghalfthenightmyself,broodingoverthisstrangeproblem,andinventingahundredtheories,eachofwhichwasmoreimpossiblethanthelast。WhyhadHolmesremainedatWoking?WhyhadheaskedMissHarrisontoremaininthesick-roomallday?WhyhadhebeensocarefulnottoinformthepeopleatBriarbraethatheintendedtoremainnearthem?IcudgelledmybrainsuntilIfellasleepintheendeavortofindsomeexplanationwhichwouldcoverallthesefacts。
Itwasseveno’clockwhenIawoke,andIsetoffatonceforPhelps’sroom,tofindhimhaggardandspentafterasleeplessnight。HisfirstquestionwaswhetherHolmeshadarrivedyet。”He’llbeherewhenhepromised,”saidI,”andnotaninstantsoonerorlater。”
Andmywordsweretrue,forshortlyaftereightahansomdasheduptothedoorandourfriendgotoutofit。Standinginthewindowwesawthathislefthandwasswathedinabandageandthathisfacewasverygrimandpale。Heenteredthehouse,butitwassomelittletimebeforehecameupstairs。”Helookslikeabeatenman,”criedPhelps。
Iwasforcedtoconfessthathewasright。”Afterall,”saidI,”theclueofthematterliesprobablyhereintown。”
Phelpsgaveagroan。”Idon’tknowhowitis,”saidhe,”butIhadhopedforsomuchfromhisreturn。Butsurelyhishandwasnottieduplikethatyesterday。Whatcanbethematter?””Youarenotwounded,Holmes?”Iasked,asmyfriendenteredtheroom。”Tut,itisonlyascratchthroughmyownclumsiness,”
heanswered,noddinghisgood-morningstous。”Thiscaseofyours,Mr。Phelps,iscertainlyoneofthedarkestwhichIhaveeverinvestigated。””Ifearedthatyouwouldfinditbeyondyou。””Ithasbeenamostremarkableexperience。””Thatbandagetellsofadventures,”saidI。”Won’tyoutelluswhathashappened?””Afterbreakfast,mydearWatson。RememberthatI
havebreathedthirtymileofSurreyairthismorning。
Isupposethattherehasbeennoanswerfrommycabmanadvertisement?Well,well,wecannotexpecttoscoreeverytime。”
Thetablewasalllaid,andjustasIwasabouttoringMrs。Hudsonenteredwittheteaandcoffee。A
fewminuteslatershebroughtinthreecovers,andwealldrewuptothetable,Holmesravenous,Icurious,andPhelpsinthegloomieststateofdepression。”Mrs。Hudsonhasrisentotheoccasion,”saidHolmes,uncoveringadishofcurriedchicken。”Hercuisineisalittlelimited,butshehasasgoodanideaofbreakfastasaScotch-woman。Whathaveyouhere,Watson?””Hamandeggs,”Ianswered。”Good!Whatareyougoingtotake,Mr。
Phelps——curriedfowloreggs,orwillyouhelpyourself?””Thankyou。Icaneatnothing,”saidPhelps。”Oh,come!Trythedishbeforeyou。””Thankyou,Iwouldreallyrathernot。””Well,then,”saidHolmes,withamischievoustwinkle,”Isupposethatyouhavenoobjectiontohelpingme?”
Phelpsraisedthecover,andashididsoheutteredascream,andsattherestaringwithafaceaswhiteastheplateuponwhichhelooked。Acrossthecentreofitwaslyingalittlecylinderofblue-graypaper。Hecaughtitup,devoureditwithhiseyes,andthendancedmadlyabouttheroom,passingittohisbosomandshriekingoutinhisdelight。Thenhefellbackintoanarm-chairsolimpandexhaustedwithhisownemotionsthatwehadtopourbrandydownhisthroattokeephimfromfainting。”There!there!”saidHolmes,soothing,pattinghimupontheshoulder。”Itwastoobadtospringitonyoulikethis,butWatsonherewilltellyouthatI
nevercanresistatouchofthedramatic。”
Phelpsseizedhishandandkissedit。”Godblessyou!”hecried。”Youhavesavedmyhonor。””Well,myownwasatstake,youknow,”saidHolmes。”Iassureyouitisjustashatefultometofailinacaseasitcanbetoyoutoblunderoveracommission。”
Phelpsthrustawaythepreciousdocumentintotheinnermostpocketofhiscoat。”Ihavenotthehearttointerruptyourbreakfastanyfurther,andyetIamdyingtoknowhowyougotitandwhereitwas。”
SherlockHolmesswallowedacupofcoffee,andturnedhisattentiontothehamandeggs。Thenherose,lithispipe,andsettledhimselfdownintohischair。”I’lltellyouwhatIdidfirst,andhowIcametodoitafterwards,”saidhe。”AfterleavingyouatthestationIwentforacharmingwalkthroughsomeadmirableSurreyscenerytoaprettylittlevillagecalledRipley,whereIhadmyteaataninn,andtooktheprecautionoffillingmyflaskandofputtingapaperofsandwichesinmypocket。ThereIremaineduntilevening,whenIsetoffforWokingagain,andfoundmyselfinthehigh-roadoutsideBriarbraejustaftersunset。”Well,Iwaiteduntiltheroadwasclear——itisneveraveryfrequentedoneatanytime,Ifancy——andthenI
clamberedoverthefenceintothegrounds。””Surelythegatewasopen!”ejaculatedPhelps。”Yes,butIhaveapeculiartasteinthesematters。I
chosetheplacewherethethreefir-treesstand,andbehindtheirscreenIgotoverwithouttheleastchanceofanyoneinthehousebeingabletoseeme。
Icroucheddownamongthebushesontheotherside,andcrawledfromonetotheother——witnessthedisreputablestateofmytrouserknees——untilIhadreachedtheclumpofrhododendronsjustoppositetoyourbedroomwindow。ThereIsquatteddownandawaiteddevelopments。”Theblindwasnotdowninyourroom,andIcouldseeMissHarrisonsittingtherereadingbythetable。Itwasquarter-pasttenwhensheclosedherbook,fastenedtheshutters,andretired。”Iheardhershutthedoor,andfeltquitesurethatshehadturnedthekeyinthelock。””Thekey!”ejaculatedPhelps。”Yes;IhadgivenMissHarrisoninstructionstolockthedoorontheoutsideandtakethekeywithherwhenshewenttobed。Shecarriedouteveryoneofmyinjunctionstotheletter,andcertainlywithouthercooperationyouwouldnothavethatpaperinyoucoat-pocket。Shedepartedthenandthelightswentout,andIwasleftsquattingintherhododendron-bush。”Thenightwasfine,butstillitwasaverywearyvigil。Ofcourseithasthesortofexcitementaboutitthatthesportsmanfeelswhenheliesbesidethewater-courseandwaitsforthebiggame。Itwasverylong,though——almostaslong,Watson,aswhenyouandIwaitedinthatdeadlyroomwhenwelookedintothelittleproblemoftheSpeckledBand。Therewasachurch-clockdownatWokingwhichstruckthequarters,andIthoughtmorethanoncethatithadstopped。Atlasthoweverabouttwointhemorning,Isuddenlyheardthegentlesoundofaboltbeingpushedbackandthecreakingofakey。Amomentlatertheservant’sdoorwasopened,andMr。JosephHarrisonsteppedoutintothemoonlight。””Joseph!”ejaculatedPhelps。”Hewasbare-headed,buthehadablackcoatthrownoverhisshouldersothathecouldconcealhisfaceinaninstantiftherewereanyalarm。Hewalkedontiptoeundertheshadowofthewall,andwhenhereachedthewindowheworkedalong-bladedknifethroughthesashandpushedbackthecatch。Thenheflungopenthewindow,andputtinghisknifethroughthecrackintheshutters,hethrustthebarupandswungthemopen。”FromwhereIlayIhadaperfectviewoftheinsideoftheroomandofeveryoneofhismovements。Helitthetwocandleswhichstooduponthemantelpiece,andthenheproceededtoturnbackthecornerofthecarpetintheneighborhoodofthedoor。Presentlyhestoppedandpickedoutasquarepieceofboard,suchasisusuallylefttoenableplumberstogetatthejointsofthegas-pipes。Thisonecovered,asamatteroffact,theTjointwhichgivesoffthepipewhichsuppliesthekitchenunderneath。Outofthishiding-placehedrewthatlittlecylinderofpaper,pusheddowntheboard,rearrangedthecarpet,blewoutthecandles,andwalkedstraightintomyarmsasI
stoodwaitingforhimoutsidethewindow。”Well,hehasrathermoreviciousnessthanIgavehimcreditfor,hasMasterJoseph。Heflewatmewithhisknife,andIhadtograsshimtwice,andgotacutovertheknuckles,beforeIhadtheupperhandofhim。
Helookedmurderoutoftheonlyeyehecouldseewithwhenwehadfinished,buthelistenedtoreasonandgaveupthepapers。HavinggotthemIletmymango,butIwiredfullparticularstoForbesthismorning。
Ifheisquickenoughtocatchisbird,wellandgood。
Butif,asIshrewdlysuspect,hefindsthenestemptybeforehegetsthere,why,allthebetterforthegovernment。IfancythatLordHoldhurstforone,andMr。PercyPhelpsforanother,wouldverymuchratherthattheaffairnevergotasfarasapolice-court。”MyGod!”gaspedourclient。”Doyoutellmethatduringtheselongtenweeksofagonythestolenpaperswerewithintheveryroomwithmeallthetime?””Soitwas。””AndJoseph!Josephavillainandathief!”