”Andthepractice?””Idomyneighbor’swhenhegoes。Heisalwaysreadytoworkoffthedebt。””Ha!Nothingcouldbebetter,”saidHolmes,leaningbackinhischairandlookingkeenlyatmefromunderhishalfclosedlids。”Iperceivethatyouhavebeenunwelllately。Summercoldsarealwaysalittletrying。””Iwasconfinedtothehousebyaseverchillforthreedayslastweek。Ithought,however,thatIhadcastoffeverytraceofit。””Soyouhave。Youlookremarkablyrobust。””How,then,didyouknowofit?””Mydearfellow,youknowmymethods。””Youdeducedit,then?””Certainly。””Andfromwhat?””Fromyourslippers。”IglanceddownatthenewpatentleatherswhichIwaswearing。”Howonearth——”Ibegan,butHolmesansweredmyquestionbeforeitwasasked。”Yourslippersarenew,”hesaid。”Youcouldnothavehadthemmorethanafewweeks。Thesoleswhichyouareatthismomentpresentingtomeareslightlyscorched。ForamomentIthoughttheymighthavegotwetandbeenburnedinthedrying。Butneartheinstepthereisasmallcircularwaferofpaperwiththeshopman’shieroglyphicsuponit。Dampwouldofcoursehaveremovedthis。Youhad,then,beensittingwithourfeetoutstretchedtothefire,whichamanwouldhardlydoeveninsowetaJuneasthisifhewereinhisfullhealth。”
LikeallHolmes’sreasoningthethingseemedsimplicityitselfwhenitwasonceexplained。Hereadthethoughtuponmyfeatures,andhissmilehadatingeofbitterness。”IamafraidthatIrathergivemyselfawaywhenI
explain,”saidhe。”Resultswithoutcausesaremuchmoreimpressive。YouarereadytocometoBirmingham,then?””Certainly。Whatisthecase?””Youshallhearitallinthetrain。Myclientisoutsideinafour-wheeler。Canyoucomeatonce?””Inaninstant。”Iscribbledanotetomyneighbor,rushedupstairstoexplainthemattertomywife,andjoinedHolmesuponthedoor-step。”Yourneighborisadoctor,”saidhe,noddingatthebrassplate。”Yes;heboughtapracticeasIdid。””Anold-establishedone?””Justthesameasmine。Bothhavebeeneversincethehouseswerebuilt。””Ah!Thenyougotholdofthebestofthetwo。””IthinkIdid。Buthowdoyouknow?””Bythesteps,myboy。Yoursarewornthreeinchesdeeperthanhis。Butthisgentlemaninthecabismyclient,Mr。HallPycroft。Allowmetointroduceyoutohim。Whipyourhorseup,cabby,forwehaveonlyjusttimetocatchourtrain。”
ThemanwhomIfoundmyselffacingwasawellbuilt,fresh-complexionedyoungfellow,withafrank,honestfaceandaslight,crisp,yellowmustache。Heworeaveryshinytophatandaneatsuitofsoberblack,whichmadehimlookwhathewas——asmartyoungCityman,oftheclasswhohavebeenlabeledcockneys,butwhogiveusourcrackvolunteerregiments,andwhoturnoutmorefineathletesandsportsmenthananybodyofmenintheseislands。Hisround,ruddyfacewasnaturallyfullofcheeriness,butthecornersofhismouthseemedtometobepulleddowninahalf-comicaldistress。Itwasnot,however,untilwewereallinafirst-classcarriageandwellstarteduponourjourneytoBirminghamthatIwasabletolearnwhatthetroublewaswhichhaddrivenhimtoSherlockHolmes。”Wehaveaclearrunhereofseventyminutes,”Holmesremarked。”Iwantyou,Mr。HallPycroft,totellmyfriendyourveryinterestingexperienceexactlyasyouhavetoldittome,orwithmoredetailifpossible。
Itwillbeofusetometohearthesuccessionofeventsagain。Itisacase,Watson,whichmayprovetohavesomethinginit,ormayprovetohavenothing,butwhich,atleast,presentsthoseunusualandoutr?
featureswhichareasdeartoyouastheyaretome。
Now,Mr。Pycroft,Ishallnotinterruptyouagain。”
Ouryoungcompanionlookedatmewithatwinkleinhiseye。
Theworstofthestoryis,saidhe,thatIshowmyselfupassuchaconfoundedfool。Ofcourseitmayworkoutallright,andIdon’tseethatIcouldhavedoneotherwise;butifIhavelostmycribandgetnothinginexchangeIshallfeelwhatasoftJohnnieIhavebeen。I’mnotverygoodattellingastory,Dr。
Watson,butitislikethiswithme”
IusedtohaveabilletatCoxon&Woodhouse’s,ofDraper’sGardens,buttheywereletinearlyinthespringthroughtheVenezuelanloan,asnodoubtyouremember,andcameanastycropper。Ihadbeenwiththemfiveyears,andoldCoxongavemearippinggoodtestimonialwhenthesmashcame,butofcourseweclerkswereallturnedadrift,thetwenty-sevenofus。
Itriedhereandtriedthere,buttherewerelotsofotherchapsonthesamelayasmyself,anditwasaperfectfrostforalongtime。IhadbeentakingthreepoundsaweekatCoxon’s,andIhadsavedaboutseventyofthem,butIsoonworkedmywaythroughthatandoutattheotherend。Iwasfairlyattheendofmytetheratlast,andcouldhardlyfindthestampstoanswertheadvertisementsortheenvelopestostickthemto。Ihadwornoutmybootspaddlingupofficestairs,andIseemedjustasfarfromgettingabilletasever。
AtlastIsawavacancyatMawson&Williams’s,thegreatstock-brokingfirminLombardStreet。IdaresayE。C。Isnotmuchinyourline,butIcantellyouthatthisisabouttherichesthouseinLondon。Theadvertisementwastobeansweredbyletteronly。I
sentinmytestimonialandapplication,butwithouttheleasthopeofgettingit。Backcameananswerbyreturn,sayingthatifIwouldappearnextMondayI
mighttakeovermynewdutiesatonce,providedthatmyappearancewassatisfactory。Nooneknowshowthesethingsareworked。Somepeoplesaythatthemanagerjustplungeshishandintotheheapandtakesthefirstthatcomes。Anyhowitwasmyinningsthattime,andIdon’teverwishtofeelbetterpleased。
Thescrewwasapoundaweekrise,andthedutiesjustaboutthesameasatCoxon’s。
AndnowIcometothequeerpartofthebusiness。I
wasindiggingsoutHampsteadway,17Potter’sTerrace。Well,IwassittingdoingasmokethatveryeveningafterIhadbeenpromisedtheappointment,whenupcamemylandladywithacardwhichhad”ArthurPinner,FinancialAgent,”printeduponit。Ihadneverheardthenamebeforeandcouldnotimaginewhathewantedwithme;but,ofcourse,Iaskedhertoshowhimup。Inhewalked,amiddle-sized,dark-haired,dark-eyed,black-beardedman,withatouchoftheSheenyabouthisnose。Hehadabriskkindofwaywithhimandspokesharply,likeamanwhoknewthevalueoftime。”Mr。HallPycroft,Ibelieve?”saidhe。”Yes,sir,”Ianswered,pushingachairtowardshim。”LatelyengagedatCoxon&Woodhouse’s?””Yes,sir。””AndnowonthestaffofMawson’s。””Quiteso。””Well,”saidhe,”thefactisthatIhaveheardsomereallyextraordinarystoriesaboutyourfinancialability。YourememberParker,whousedtobeCoxon’smanager?Hecanneversayenoughaboutit。”
OfcourseIwaspleasedtohearthis。Ihadalwaysbeenprettysharpintheoffice,butIhadneverdreamedthatIwastalkedaboutintheCityinthisfashion。”Youhaveagoodmemory?”saidhe。”Prettyfair,”Ianswered,modestly。”Haveyoukeptintouchwiththemarketwhileyouhavebeenoutofwork?”heasked。”Yes。Ireadthestockexchangelisteverymorning。””Nowthatshowsrealapplication!”hecried。”Thatisthewaytoprosper!Youwon’tmindmytestingyou,willyou?Letmesee。HowareAyrshires?””Ahundredandsixandaquartertoahundredandfiveandseven-eighths。””AndNewZealandconsolidated?””Ahundredandfour。””AndBritishBrokenHills?””Seventoseven-and-six。””Wonderful!”hecried,withhishandsup。”ThisquitefitsinwithallthatIhadheard。Myboy,myboy,youareverymuchtoogoodtobeaclerkatMawson’s!”