andthathehadsaidwithadmirablefortitudethathewasAllright,mylads,withtheexceptionofhiscollar-bone。Butthediggingandshovellingandcarryingawaywentonwithoutintermission,untiltheruinswerealldugout,andthecellarsopenedtothelight;andstillnoFlintwinch,livingordead,allrightorallwrong,hadbeenturnedupbypickorspade。
ItbeganthentobeperceivedthatFlintwinchhadnotbeenthereatthetimeofthefall;anditbeganthentobeperceivedthathehadbeenratherbusyelsewhere,convertingsecuritiesintoasmuchmoneyascouldbegotforthemontheshortestnotice,andturningtohisownexclusiveaccounthisauthoritytoactfortheFirm。
Affery,rememberingthatthecleveronehadsaidhewouldexplainhimselffurtherinfour-and-twentyhours’time,determinedforherpartthathistakinghimselfoffwithinthatperiodwithallhecouldget,wasthefinalsatisfactorysumandsubstanceofhispromisedexplanation;butsheheldherpeace,devoutlythankfultobequitofhim。Asitseemedreasonabletoconcludethatamanwhohadneverbeenburiedcouldnotbeunburied,thediggersgavehimupwhentheirtaskwasdone,anddidnotdigdownforhimintothedepthsoftheearth。
Thiswastakeninillpartbyagreatmanypeople,whopersistedinbelievingthatFlintwinchwaslyingsomewhereamongtheLondongeologicalformation。Norwastheirbeliefmuchshakenbyrepeatedintelligencewhichcameoverincourseoftime,thatanoldmanwhoworethetieofhisneckclothunderoneear,andwhowasverywellknowntobeanEnglishman,consortedwiththeDutchmenonthequaintbanksofthecanalsoftheHagueandinthedrinking-shopsofAmsterdam,underthestyleanddesignationofMynheervonFlyntevynge。
GoingArthurcontinuingtolieveryillintheMarshalsea,andMrRuggdescryingnobreakinthelegalskyaffordingahopeofhisenlargement,MrPanckssuffereddesperatelyfromself-reproaches。
IfithadnotbeenforthoseinfalliblefigureswhichprovedthatArthur,insteadofpininginimprisonment,oughttobepromenadinginacarriageandpair,andthatMrPancks,insteadofbeingrestrictedtohisclerklywages,oughttohavefromthreetofivethousandpoundsofhisownathisimmediatedisposal,thatunhappyarithmeticianwouldprobablyhavetakentohisbed,andtherehavemadeoneofthemanyobscurepersonswhoturnedtheirfacestothewallanddied,asalastsacrificetothelateMrMerdle’sgreatness。Solelysupportedbyhisunimpugnablecalculations,MrPancksledanunhappyandrestlesslife;constantlycarryinghisfiguresaboutwithhiminhishat,andnotonlygoingoverthemhimselfoneverypossibleoccasion,butentreatingeveryhumanbeinghecouldlayholdoftogooverthemwithhim,andobservewhataclearcaseitwas。DowninBleedingHeartYardtherewasscarcelyaninhabitantofnotetowhomMrPanckshadnotimpartedhisdemonstration,and,asfiguresarecatching,akindofcypheringmeaslesbrokeoutinthatlocality,undertheinfluenceofwhichthewholeYardwaslight-headed。
ThemorerestlessMrPancksgrewinhismind,themoreimpatienthebecameofthePatriarch。IntheirlaterconferenceshissnortingassumedanirritablesoundwhichbodedthePatriarchnogood;
likewise,MrPanckshadonseveraloccasionslookedharderatthePatriarchalbumpsthanwasquitereconcilablewiththefactofhisnotbeingapainter,oraperuke-makerinsearchofthelivingmodel。
However,hesteamedinandoutofhislittlebackDockaccordingashewaswantedornotwantedinthePatriarchalpresence,andbusinesshadgoneoninitscustomarycourse。BleedingHeartYardhadbeenharrowedbyMrPancks,andcroppedbyMrCasby,attheregularseasons;MrPanckshadtakenallthedrudgeryandallthedirtofthebusinessashisshare;MrCasbyhadtakenalltheprofits,alltheetherealvapour,andallthemoonshine,ashisshare;and,intheformofwordswhichthatbenevolentbeamergenerallyemployedonSaturdayevenings,whenhetwirledhisfatthumbsafterstrikingtheweek’sbalance,’everythinghadbeensatisfactorytoallparties——allparties——satisfactory,sir,toallparties。’
TheDockoftheSteam-Tug,Pancks,hadaleadenroof,which,fryingintheveryhotsunshine,mayhaveheatedthevessel。Bethatasitmay,oneglowingSaturdayevening,onbeinghailedbythelumberingbottle-greenship,theTuginstantlycameworkingoutoftheDockinahighlyheatedcondition。
’MrPancks,’wasthePatriarchalremark,’youhavebeenremiss,youhavebeenremiss,sir。’
’Whatdoyoumeanbythat?’wastheshortrejoinder。
ThePatriarchalstate,alwaysastateofcalmnessandcomposure,wassoparticularlyserenethateveningastobeprovoking。
Everybodyelsewithinthebillsofmortalitywashot;butthePatriarchwasperfectlycool。Everybodywasthirsty,andthePatriarchwasdrinking。Therewasafragranceoflimesorlemonsabouthim;andhemadeadrinkofgoldensherry,whichshoneinalargetumblerasifheweredrinkingtheeveningsunshine。thiswasbad,butnottheworst。Theworstwas,thatwithhisbigblueeyes,andhispolishedhead,andhislongwhitehair,andhisbottle-greenlegsstretchedoutbeforehim,terminatinginhiseasyshoeseasilycrossedattheinstep,hehadaradiantappearanceofhavinginhisextensivebenevolencemadethedrinkforthehumanspecies,whilehehimselfwantednothingbuthisownmilkofhumankindness。
Wherefore,MrPanckssaid,’Whatdoyoumeanbythat?’andputhishairupwithbothhands,inahighlyportentousmanner。
’Imean,MrPancks,thatyoumustbesharperwiththepeople,sharperwiththepeople,muchsharperwiththepeople,sir。Youdon’tsqueezethem。Youdon’tsqueezethem。Yourreceiptsarenotuptothemark。Youmustsqueezethem,sir,orourconnectionwillnotcontinuetobeassatisfactoryasIcouldwishittobetoallparties。Allparties。’
’Don’tIsqueeze’em?’retortedMrPancks。’WhatelseamImadefor?’
’Youaremadefornothingelse,MrPancks。Youaremadetodoyourduty,butyoudon’tdoyourduty。Youarepaidtosqueeze,andyoumustsqueezetopay。’ThePatriarchsomuchsurprisedhimselfbythisbrilliantturn,afterDrJohnson,whichhehadnotintheleastexpectedorintended,thathelaughedaloud;andrepeatedwithgreatsatisfaction,ashetwirledhisthumbsandnoddedathisyouthfulportrait,’Paidtosqueeze,sir,andmustsqueezetopay。’
’Oh,’saidPancks。’Anythingmore?’
’Yes,sir,yes,sir。Somethingmore。Youwillplease,MrPancks,tosqueezetheYardagain,thefirstthingonMondaymorning。’
’Oh!’saidPancks。’Ain’tthattoosoon?Isqueezeditdryto-
day。’
’Nonsense,sir。Notnearthemark,notnearthemark。’
’Oh!’saidPancks,watchinghimashebenevolentlygulpeddownagooddraughtofhismixture。’Anythingmore?’
’Yes,sir,yes,sir,somethingmore。Iamnotatallpleased,MrPancks,withmydaughter;notatallpleased。BesidescallingmuchtoooftentoinquireforMrsClennam,MrsClennam,whoisnotjustnowincircumstancesthatarebyanymeanscalculatedto——tobesatisfactorytoallparties,shegoes,MrPancks,unlessIammuchdeceived,toinquireforMrClennaminjail。Injail。’
’He’slaidup,youknow,’saidPancks。’Perhapsit’skind。’
’Pooh,pooh,MrPancks。Shehasnothingtodowiththat,nothingtodowiththat。Ican’tallowit。Lethimpayhisdebtsandcomeout,comeout;payhisdebts,andcomeout。’
AlthoughMrPancks’shairwasstandinguplikestrongwire,hegaveitanotherdouble-handedimpulseintheperpendiculardirection,andsmiledathisproprietorinamosthideousmanner。
’Youwillpleasetomentiontomydaughter,MrPancks,thatIcan’tallowit,can’tallowit,’saidthePatriarchblandly。
’Oh!’saidPancks。’Youcouldn’tmentionityourself?’
’No,sir,no;youarepaidtomentionit,’theblunderingoldboobycouldnotresistthetemptationoftryingitagain,’andyoumustmentionittopay,mentionittopay。’
’Oh!’saidPancks。’Anythingmore?’
’Yes,sir。Itappearstome,MrPancks,thatyouyourselfaretoooftenandtoomuchinthatdirection,thatdirection。Irecommendyou,MrPancks,todismissfromyourattentionbothyourownlossesandotherpeople’slosses,andtomindyourbusiness,mindyourbusiness。’
MrPancksacknowledgedthisrecommendationwithsuchanextraordinarilyabrupt,short,andloudutteranceofthemonosyllable’Oh!’thateventheunwieldyPatriarchmovedhisblueeyesinsomethingofahurry,tolookathim。MrPancks,withasniffofcorrespondingintensity,thenadded,’Anythingmore?’
’Notatpresent,sir,notatpresent。Iamgoing,’saidthePatriarch,finishinghismixture,andrisingwithanamiableair,’totakealittlestroll,alittlestroll。PerhapsIshallfindyouherewhenIcomeback。Ifnot,sir,duty,duty;squeeze,squeeze,squeeze,onMonday;squeezeonMonday!’
MrPancks,afteranotherstiffeningofhishair,lookedonatthePatriarchalassumptionofthebroad-brimmedhat,withamomentaryappearanceofindecisioncontendingwithasenseofinjury。Hewasalsohotterthanatfirst,andbreathedharder。ButhesufferedMrCasbytogoout,withoutofferinganyfurtherremark,andthentookapeepathimoverthelittlegreenwindow-blinds。’Ithoughtso,’
heobserved。’Iknewwhereyouwereboundto。Good!’HethensteamedbacktohisDock,putitcarefullyinorder,tookdownhishat,lookedroundtheDock,said’Good-bye!’andpuffedawayonhisownaccount。HesteeredstraightforMrsPlornish’sendofBleedingHeartYard,andarrivedthere,atthetopofthesteps,hotterthanever。
Atthetopofthesteps,resistingMrsPlornish’sinvitationstocomeandsitalongwithfatherinHappyCottage——whichtohisreliefwerenotsonumerousastheywouldhavebeenonanyothernightthanSaturday,whentheconnectionwhosogallantlysupportedthebusinesswitheverythingbutmoneygavetheirordersfreely——atthetopofthestepsMrPancksremaineduntilhebeheldthePatriarch,whoalwaysenteredtheYardattheotherend,slowlyadvancing,beaming,andsurroundedbysuitors。ThenMrPancksdescendedandboredownuponhim,withhisutmostpressureofsteamon。
ThePatriarch,approachingwithhisusualbenignity,wassurprisedtoseeMrPancks,butsupposedhimtohavebeenstimulatedtoanimmediatesqueezeinsteadofpostponingthatoperationuntilMonday。ThepopulationoftheYardwereastonishedatthemeeting,forthetwopowershadneverbeenseentheretogether,withinthememoryoftheoldestBleedingHeart。ButtheywereovercomebyunutterableamazementwhenMrPancks,goingcloseuptothemostvenerableofmenandhaltinginfrontofthebottle-greenwaistcoat,madeatriggerofhisrightthumbandforefinger,appliedthesametothebrimofthebroad-brimmedhat,and,withsingularsmartnessandprecision,shotitoffthepolishedheadasifithadbeenalargemarble。
HavingtakenthislittlelibertywiththePatriarchalperson,MrPancksfurtherastoundedandattractedtheBleedingHeartsbysayinginanaudiblevoice,’Now,yousugaryswindler,Imeantohaveitoutwithyou!’
MrPancksandthePatriarchwereinstantlythecentreofapress,alleyesandears;windowswerethrownopen,anddoor-stepswerethronged。
’Whatdoyoupretendtobe?’saidMrPancks。’What’syourmoralgame?Whatdoyougoinfor?Benevolence,an’tit?Youbenevolent!’HereMrPancks,apparentlywithouttheintentionofhittinghim,butmerelytorelievehismindandexpendhissuperfluouspowerinwholesomeexercise,aimedablowatthebumpyhead,whichthebumpyheadduckedtoavoid。Thissingularperformancewasrepeated,totheever-increasingadmirationofthespectators,attheendofeverysucceedingarticleofMrPancks’soration。
’Ihavedischargedmyselffromyourservice,’saidPancks,’thatI
maytellyouwhatyouare。You’reoneofalotofimpostorsthataretheworstlotofallthelotstobemetwith。Speakingasasuffererbyboth,Idon’tknowthatIwouldn’tassoonhavetheMerdlelotasyourlot。You’readriverindisguise,ascrewerbydeputy,awringer,andsqueezer,andshaverbysubstitute。You’reaphilanthropicsneak。You’reashabbydeceiver!’
Therepetitionoftheperformanceatthispointwasreceivedwithaburstoflaughter。
’Askthesegoodpeoplewho’sthehardmanhere。They’lltellyouPancks,Ibelieve。’
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