roundfacin’myfather,“isityouthat’sinit?——an’how’sallwithyou,TerryNeil?“
’“Atyourhonour’ssarvice,“saysmyfatheraswellasthefrightidlethim,forhewasmoredeadthanalive,“an’
it’sproudIamtoseeyourhonourto-
night,“sayshe。
’“Terence,“saysthesquire,“you’rearespectableman“an’itwasthrueforhim,“anindusthrious,soberman,an’anexampleofinebrietytothewholeparish,“
sayshe。
’“Thankyourhonour,“saysmyfather,gettin’courage,“youwerealwaysacivilspokengintleman,Godrestyourhonour。“
’“RESTmyhonour?“saysthesperitfairlygettin’redinthefacewiththemadness,“Restmyhonour?“sayshe。
“Why,youignorantspalpeen,“sayshe,“youmane,niggarlyignoramush,“sayshe,“wheredidyoulaveyourmanners?“
sayshe。“IfIAMdead,it’snofaultivmine,“sayshe;“an’it’snottobethruninmyteethateveryhand’sturn,bythelikesivyou,“sayshe,stampin’hisfootantheflure,thatyou’dthinktheboordsidsmashundtherhim。
’“Oh,“saysmyfather,“I’monlyafoolish,ignorantpoorman,“sayshe。
’“You’renothingelse,“saysthesquire:
“butanyway,“sayshe,“it’snottobelistenin’toyourgosther,norconvarsin’
withthelikesivyou,thatIcameUP——
downImane,“sayshe——an’aslittleasthemistakewas,myfathertuknoticeivit。“Listentomenow,TerenceNeil,“
sayshe:“IwasalwaysagoodmasthertoPathrickNeil,yourgrandfather,“sayshe。
’“’Tisthrueforyourhonour,“saysmyfather。
’“And,moreover,IthinkIwasalwaysasober,riglargintleman,“saysthesquire。
’“That’syourname,sureenough,“saysmyfatherthoughitwasabiglieforhim,buthecouldnothelpit。
’“Well,“saysthesperit,“althoughI
wasassoberasmostmen——atlasteasmostgintlemin,“sayshe;“an’thoughI
wasatdifferentpariodsamostextemporyChristian,andmostcharitableandinhumantothepoor,“sayshe;“forallthatI’mnotasasywhereIamnow,“sayshe,“asIhadarighttoexpect,“sayshe。
’“An’more’sthepity,“saysmyfather。
“MaybeyourhonouridwishtohaveawordwithFatherMurphy?“
’“Houldyourtongue,youmisherablebliggard,“saysthesquire;“it’snotivmysowlI’mthinkin’——an’Iwondtheryou’dhavetheimpitencetotalktoagintlemanconsarnin’hissowl;andwhenIwantTHATfixed,“sayshe,slappin’histhigh,“I’llgotothemthatknowswhatbelongstothelikes,“sayshe。“It’snotmysowl,“
sayshe,sittin’downopossitemyfather;
“it’snotmysowlthat’sannoyin’memost——I’munasyonmyrightleg,“sayshe,“thatIbrukatGlenvarlochcoverthedayIkilledblackBarney。“
’Myfatherfoundoutafther,itwasafavouritehorsethatfellundherhim,aftherleapin’thebigfencethatrunsalongbytheglin。
’“Ihope,“saysmyfather,“yourhonour’snotunasyaboutthekillin’ivhim?“
’“Houldyourtongue,yefool,“saidthesquire,“an’I’lltellyouwhyI’munasyonmyleg,“sayshe。“Intheplace,whereI
spendmostivmytime,“sayshe,“exceptthelittleleisureIhaveforlookin’aboutmehere,“sayshe,“IhavetowalkagreatdalemorethanIwaseverusedto,“sayshe,“andbyfarmorethanisgoodformeeither,“
sayshe;“forImusttellyou,“sayshe,“thepeoplewhereIamisancommonlyfondivcowldwather,forthereisnothin’
betthertobehad;an’,moreover,theweatherishotterthanisaltogetherplisant,“
sayshe;“andI’mappinted,“sayshe,“toassistincarryin’thewather,an’getsamightypoorshareivitmyself,“sayshe,“an’amightythroublesome,wearin’jobitis,Icantellyou,“sayshe;“forthey’reallivthemsurprisinlydthry,an’dthrinksitasfastasmylegscancarryit,“sayshe;
“butwhatkillsmeintirely,“sayshe,“isthewakenessinmyleg,“sayshe,“an’I
wantyoutogiveitapullortwotobringittoshape,“sayshe,“andthat’sthelongan’theshortivit,“sayshe。
’“Oh,plaseyourhonour,“saysmyfatherforhedidn’tliketohandlethesperitatall,“Iwouldn’thavetheimpidencetodothelikestoyourhonour,“
sayshe;“it’sonlytopoorcrathurslikemyselfI’ddoitto,“sayshe。
’“Noneivyourblarney,“saysthesquire。“Here’smyleg,“sayshe,cockin’
ituptohim——“pullitforthebarelife,“
sayshe;an’“ifyoudon’t,bytheimmortialpowersI’llnotlaveaboneinyourcarcishI’llnotpowdher,“sayshe。
’Whenmyfatherheerdthat,heseentherewasnouseinpurtendin’,sohetukhouldivtheleg,an’hekep’pullin’an’
pullin’,tillthesweat,Godblessus,beginnedtopourdownhisface。
’“Pull,youdivil!“saysthesquire。
’“Atyoursarvice,yourhonour,“saysmyfather。
“’Pullharder,“saysthesquire。
’Myfatherpulledlikethedivil。
’“I’lltakealittlesup,“saysthesquire,rachin’overhishandtothebottle,“tokeepupmycourage,“sayshe,lettin’antobeverywakeinhimselfintirely。But,ascuteashewas,hewasouthere,forhetukthewrongone。“Here’stoyourgoodhealth,Terence,“sayshe;“an’nowpullliketheverydivil。“An’withthatheliftedthebottleofholywather,butitwashardlytohismouth,whinheletascreechout,you’dthinktheroomidfairlysplitwithit,an’madeonechuckthatsentthelegclaneaffhisbodyinmyfather’shands。
Downwintthesquireoverthetable,an’
bangwintmyfatherhalf-wayacrosstheroomonhisback,upontheflure。Whinhekemtohimselfthecheerfulmornin’sunwasshinin’throughthewindyshutthers,an’hewaslyingflatanhisback,withthelegivoneofthegreatouldchairspulledclaneoutivthesocketan’tightinhishand,pintin’uptotheceilin’,an’ouldLarryfastasleep,an’snorin’asloudasever。Myfatherwintthatmornin’toFatherMurphy,an’fromthattothedayofhisdeath,heneverneglectedconfissionnormass,an’whathetouldwasbettherbelievedthathespakeavitbutseldom。
An’,asforthesquire,thatisthesperit,whetheritwasthathedidnotlikehisliquor,orbyrasonivthelossivhisleg,hewasneverknowntowalkagin。’
THEFORTUNESOFSIRROBERTARDAGH。
BeingasecondExtractfromthePapersofthelateFatherPurcell。
’Theearthhathbubblesasthewaterhath——
Andtheseareofthem。’
InthesouthofIreland,andonthebordersofthecountyofLimerick,thereliesadistrictoftwoorthreemilesinlength,whichisrenderedinterestingbythefactthatitisoneoftheveryfewspotsthroughoutthiscountry,inwhichsomevestigesofaboriginalforeststillremain。IthaslittleornoneofthelordlycharacteroftheAmericanforest,fortheaxehasfelleditsoldestanditsgrandesttrees;butintheclosewoodwhichsurvives,liveallthewildandpleasingpeculiaritiesofnature:
itscompleteirregularity,itsvistas,inwhoseperspectivethequietcattlearepeacefullybrowsing;itsrefreshingglades,wherethegreyrocksarisefromamidthenoddingfern;thesilveryshaftsoftheoldbirchtrees;theknottedtrunksofthehoaryoak,thegrotesquebutgracefulbrancheswhichnevershedtheirhonoursunderthetyrantpruning-hook;thesoftgreensward;thechequeredlightandshade;thewildluxuriantweeds;thelichenandthemoss——all,allarebeautifulalikeinthegreenfreshnessofspring,orinthesadnessandsereofautumn。Theirbeautyisofthatkindwhichmakestheheartfullwithjoy——appealingtotheaffectionswithapowerwhichbelongstonatureonly。
Thiswoodrunsup,frombelowthebase,totheridgeofalonglineofirregularhills,havingperhaps,inprimitivetimes,formedbuttheskirtingofsomemightyforestwhichoccupiedthelevelbelow。
Butnow,alas!whitherhavewedrifted?
whitherhasthetideofcivilisationborneus?Ithaspassedoveralandunpreparedforit——ithasleftnakednessbehindit;wehavelostourforests,butourmaraudersremain;wehavedestroyedallthatispicturesque,whilewehaveretainedeverythingthatisrevoltinginbarbarism。Throughthemidstofthiswoodlandthererunsadeepgullyorglen,wherethestillnessofthesceneisbrokeninuponbythebrawlingofamountain-stream,which,however,inthewinterseason,swellsintoarapidandformidabletorrent。
Thereisonepointatwhichtheglenbecomesextremelydeepandnarrow;thesidesdescendtothedepthofsomehundredfeet,andaresosteepastobenearlyperpendicular。Thewildtreeswhichhavetakenrootinthecranniesandchasmsoftherockhavesointersectedandentangled,thatonecanwithdifficultycatchaglimpseofthestream,whichwheels,flashes,andfoamsbelow,asifexultinginthesurroundingsilenceandsolitude。
Thisspotwasnotunwiselychosen,asapointofnoordinarystrength,fortheerectionofamassivesquaretowerorkeep,onesideofwhichrisesasifincontinuationoftheprecipitouscliffonwhichitisbased。
Originally,theonlymodeofingresswasbyanarrowportalintheverywallwhichovertoppedtheprecipice,openinguponaledgeofrockwhichaffordedaprecariouspathway,cautiouslyintersected,however,byadeeptrenchcutwithgreatlabourinthelivingrock;sothat,initsoriginalstate,andbeforetheintroductionofartilleryintotheartofwar,thistowermighthavebeenpronounced,andthatnotpresumptuously,almostimpregnable。
Theprogressofimprovementandtheincreasingsecurityofthetimeshad,however,tempteditssuccessiveproprietors,ifnottoadorn,atleasttoenlargetheirpremises,andataboutthemiddleofthelastcentury,whenthecastlewaslastinhabited,theoriginalsquaretowerformedbutasmallpartoftheedifice。
Thecastle,andawidetractofthesur-
roundingcountry,hadfromtimeimmemorialbelongedtoafamilywhich,fordistinctness,weshallcallbythenameofArdagh;andowingtotheassociationswhich,inIreland,almostalwaysattachtosceneswhichhavelongwitnessedaliketheexerciseofsternfeudalauthority,andofthatsavagehospitalitywhichdistinguishedthegoodoldtimes,thisbuildinghasbecomethesubjectandthesceneofmanywildandextraordinarytraditions。OneofthemIhavebeenenabled,byapersonalacquaintancewithaneye-witnessoftheevents,totracetoitsorigin;andyetitishardtosaywhethertheeventswhichIamabouttorecordappearmorestrangeorimprobableasseenthroughthedistortingmediumoftradition,orintheappallingdimnessofuncertaintywhichsurroundsthereality。
Traditionsaysthat,sometimeinthelastcentury,SirRobertArdagh,ayoungman,andthelastheirofthatfamily,wentabroadandservedinforeignarmies;andthat,havingacquiredconsiderablehonourandemolument,hesettledatCastleArdagh,thebuildingwehavejustnowattemptedtodescribe。HewaswhatthecountrypeoplecallaDARKman;thatis,hewasconsideredmorose,reserved,andill-tempered;and,asitwassupposedfromtheuttersolitudeofhislife,wasuponnotermsofcordialitywiththeothermembersofhisfamily。
Theonlyoccasionuponwhichhebrokethroughthesolitarymonotonyofhislifewasduringthecontinuanceoftheracingseason,andimmediatelysubsequenttoit;
atwhichtimehewastobeseenamongthebusiestuponthecourse,bettingdeeplyandunhesitatingly,andinvariablywithsuccess。SirRobertwas,however,toowellknownasamanofhonour,andoftoohighafamily,tobesuspectedofanyunfairdealing。Hewas,moreover,asoldier,andamanofanintrepidaswellasofahaughtycharacter;andnoonecaredtohazardasurmise,theconsequencesofwhichwouldbefeltmostprobablybyitsoriginatoronly。
Gossip,however,wasnotsilent;itwasremarkedthatSirRobertneverappearedattherace-ground,whichwastheonlyplaceofpublicresortwhichhefrequented,exceptincompanywithacertainstrange-