Othersweretoostupidtosucceed,orperhapstheirnaturaltalentshadanotherbent,whiletheremainder,bynomeansthemostbrilliant,butwithafacultyforpassingexaminationsandwithoutanydisturbingoriginality,workedhardandsailedintotheirdesiredhavenwithconsiderablefacility,beingofthestuffofwhichmostsuccessfulmenaremade。Fortherest,therewastheopportunity,andiftheydidnotavailthemselvesofitScoones’wasnottoblame。Itwas,andperhapsstillremains,amostadmirableinstitutionofitssort,one,indeed,ofwhichthepresentchroniclerhasverygratefulrecollections。
AmongthepupilsstudyingtherewasayoungmannamedArthurThorburn,anorphan,withconsiderableexpectations,wholivedwithanauntinafineoldhouseatQueenAnne’sGate。Hewasabrilliantyoungman,wittyandoriginal,butrashandwithoutperseverance,whomhisguardianswishedtoentertheDiplomaticService,acareerinwhich,withoutdoubt,hadheeverattainedtoit,hewouldhaveachievedaconsiderablefailure。Inappearancehewasofmediumheight,round-
faced,light-haired,blue-eyed,withaconstantandmostcharmingsmile,ineverywayacompletecontrasttoGodfrey。Perhapsthiswasthereasonofthecuriousattachmentthatthetwoformedforeachother,unless,indeed,suchstrongandstrangeaffinitieshavetheirrootsinpastindividualhistory,whichisveiledfrommortaleyes。Atanyrate,ithappenedthatonGodfrey’sfirstdayatScoones’hesatnexttoArthurThorburnintwoclasseswhichheattended。Godfreylistenedintentlyandmadenotes;Arthurcaricaturedthelecturer,anartforwhichhehadanativegift,andpassedtheresultsroundtheclass。Godfreysawthecaricatureandsniggered,thenwhenthelectureswereovergravelyreprovedtheauthor,sayingthatheshouldnotdosuchthings。
“Whynot?“askedArthur,openinghisblueeyes。“Heavenintendedthatstuffyoldparrot“hehaddrawnthislearnedmanasadilapidatedfowlofthatspecies“tobecaricatured。Observethathisnoseisalreadyhalfabeak。Orperhapsitisabeakdevelopingintoanose;
itdependswhetherheisonthedownwardorupwardpathofevolution。“
“Becauseyoumademelaugh,“repliedGodfrey,“wherebyIlostatleasteighteenpennyworthofinformation。“
“Alaughiswortheighteenpence,“suggestedArthur。
“Thatdependsuponhowmanyeighteenpencesonepossesses。Youmayhavelots,somepeopleareshortofthem。“
“Quitetrue。Ineverlookedatitinthatwaybefore。Iamobligedtoyouforputtingitsoplainly,“saidArthurwithhischarmingsmile。
Suchwasthebeginningoftheacquaintanceofthesetwo,andinsomecasesmighthavebeenitsend。Butwiththemitwasnotso。ArthurconceivedasincereadmirationforGodfreywhocouldspeaklikethistoastranger,andatScoones’andasmuchaspossibleoutside,hauntedhimlikeashadow。SoonitwasaregularthingforGodfreytogotodineattheoldGeorgianhouseinQueenAnne’sGateuponSundayevenings,wherehebecamepopularwiththerathermagnificentearly-
Victorianauntwhothoughtthatheexercisedagoodinfluenceuponhernephew。Sometimes,too,ArthurwouldaccompanyGodfreytoHampsteadandsitsmokingandmakingfurtivecaricaturesofhimandMrs。
Parsons,whileheworkedandshebeamedadmiration。Theoccupationsoundsdull,butsomehowArthurdidnotfinditso;hesaidthatitrestedhisoverwroughtbrain。
“Lookhere,oldfellow,“saidGodfreyatlength,“haveyouanyintentionofpassingthatexaminationofyours?“
“IntheinterestsoftheDiplomaticServiceandofthecountryIthinknot,“repliedArthurreflectively。“Ifeelthatitisacasewheretruealtruismbecomesaduty。“
“Thenwhatdoyoumeantodowithyourself?“
“Don’tknow。Liveonmymoney,Isuppose,andonthatofmyrespectedauntafterherlamenteddeceasewhich,althoughIseenosignsofit,shetellsmesheconsidersimminent。“
“Idon’twonder,Arthur,withyouhangingaboutthehouse。Yououghttobeashamedofyourself。Amanismadetoworkhiswaythroughtheworld,nottoidle。“
“Likeabeetleboringthroughwood,notlikeabutterflyflittingoverflowers;that’swhatyoumean,isn’tit?Well,butterfliesarenicerthanbeetles,andsomeofuslikeflowersbetterthandeadwood。But,Isay,oldchap,doyoumeanit?“
“Ido,andsodoesyouraunt。“
“Letuswaivemyaunt。Likethepoorsheisalwayswithus,andI,alas!amwellacquaintedwithherviews,whicharethoseofapastepoch。ButIamnotobstinate;tellmewhattodoandI’lldoit——
anythingexceptentertheDiplomaticService,tolieabroadforthebenefitofmycountry,inthewordsoftheancientsaying。“
“Thereisnofearofthat,foryouwouldneverpasstheexamination,“
saidthepracticalGodfrey。“Yousee,youaretooclever,“headdedbywayofexplanation,“andtoomuchoccupiedwithadozenthingsofwhichexaminerstakenoaccount,themeritsofthevariousreligioussystems,forinstance。“
“Soareyou,“interruptedArthur。
“IknowIam;Ilovethem。I’dliketotalktoyouaboutreincarnationandastronomy,ofwhichIknowsomething,andevenastrologyandthesurvivalofthedeadandlotsofotherthings。ButIhavegottomakemywayintheworld,andI’venotime。YouthinkmeaheavyboreandanoldfogeybecauseIwon’tgotopartiestowhichlotsofthosenicefellowsaskme。DoyousupposeIshouldn’tlikethepartiesandallthelarksafterwardsandthejollyactressesandtherest?OfcourseI
should,forI’mamanlikeothers。ButItellyouIhaven’ttime。I’vefloutedmyfather,andI’monmyhonour,sotospeak,tojustifymyselfandgeton。SoImeantopassthattomfoolexaminationandtocramdownalotofstuffinordertodoso,whichisofnomoreusetomethanthoughIhadswallowedsomuchbrownpaper。Fool-stuff,pulpedbyfoolstobethefoodoffools——that’swhatitis。AndnowI’mgoingtoshovesomespoonfulsofitdownmythroat,solightyourpipe,andpleasebequiet。“
“Onemomentmoreofyourprecioustime,“interruptedArthur。“Whatistheexactcareerthatyouproposetoadorn?Somethingforeign,Ithink——IndianCivilService?“
“No,asIhavetoldyouadozentimes,IndianArmy。“
“Thearmyhaspoints——possiblyinthefutureitmightgiveamananopportunityofdepartingfromtheworldinafashionthatisgenerally,ifinerror,consideredtobedecent。India,too,hasstillmorepoints,forthereanyonewithintelligencemightstudythebeginningsofcivilisation,which,perhaps,arealsoitsend。Myfriend,I,too,willentertheIndianArmy,thatisifIcanpasstheexamination。Providemeatoncewiththenecessarybooksand,Mrs。
Parsons,begood-heartedenoughtobringsomeofyourexcellentcoffee,breweddoublestrong。Donotimagine,youngman,whoought,bytheway,tohavebeenbornfiftyyearsearlierandmarriedmyaunt,thatyouaretheonlyonewhocanfaceandconquerfacts,eventhoseadvancedbythatmostaccursedofempty-headedbores,themanorthemaniaccalledEuclid。“
Sothepairofthemstudiedtogether,andbydintofprivatetuitionintheevening,foratScoones’wherehistalentforcaricaturewastoomuchforhim,Arthurwoulddolittleornothing,Godfreydraggedhisfriendthroughtheexamination,thelastbutoneinthelist。Eventhenamiracleintervenedtosavehim。Arthur’sEuclidwashopeless。
Hehatedthewholebusinessofsquaresandanglesandparallelogramswithsuchintensitythatitmadehimmentallyandmorallysick。Tohis,astosomeotherminds,itwasutternonsensedevisedbyasemi-
lunaticforthebewildermentofmankind,andadoptedbyotherlunaticsasanappropriateformoftortureoftheyoung。
Atlength,indespair,Godfrey,knowingthatArthurhadanexcellentmemory,onlythenightbeforetheexamination,madehimlearnacoupleofpropositionsselectedoutofthebookswhichweretobestudied,quiteathazard,withinjunctionsthatnomatterwhatotherpropositionsweresetheshouldwriteoutthesetwo,pretendingthathehadmistakenthequestion。ThisArthurdidwithperfectaccuracy,andbythegreatestofgoodluckoneofthetwopropositionswasactuallythatwhichhewasaskedtosetdown,whiletheotherwasallowedtopassasanerror。
Sohebumpedthroughsomehow,andintheendtheIndianArmygainedamostexcellentofficer。ItistruethatthereweredifficultieswhenheexplainedtohisauntandhistrusteesthatinsomeinexplicablemannerhehadpassedforSandhurstinsteadofintotheDiplomaticService。Butwhenhedemonstratedtothemthatthiswashisgreatandfinaleffortandthatnothingonearthwouldinducehimtofaceanotherexamination,eventobemadeaking,theythoughtitbesttoaccepttheaccomplishedfact。
“Afterall,youhavepassedsomething,“saidhisaunt,“whichismorethananyoneeverexpectedyouwoulddo,andthearmyisrespectable,for,asIhavetoldyou,mygrandfatherwaskilledatWaterloo。“
“Yes,“repliedArthur,“youhavetoldme,mydearAunt,veryoften。Hebrokehisneckbyjumpingoffhishorsewhenridingtowardsorfromthebattlefield,didhenot?andnowIproposetofollowhishonouredexample,onthebattlefield,ifpossible,orifnot,insteeplechasing。“
SothepairofthemwenttoSandhursttogether,andtogetherinduecourseweregazettedtoacertainregimentofIndiancavalry,theonlydifferencebeingthatGodfreypassedouttopandArthurpassedoutbottom,although,infact,hewasmuchtheclevererofthetwo。Oftheintervalbetweenthesetwoexaminationsthereisnothingthatneedbereported,fortheirlivesandthethingsthathappenedtothemwereasthoseofhundredsofotheryoungmen。Onlythroughalltheyremainedthefastestoffriends,somuchsothatbytheinfluenceofGeneralCubitte,ashasbeensaid,theymanagedtobegazettedtothesameregiment。
DuringthosetwoyearsGodfreyneversawhisfather,andcommunicatedwithhimbutrarely。HiswintervacationswerespentatMrs。Parsons’
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