首页 >出版文学> TWENTY-THREE TALES>第33章
  ’No,wedonotwantmoney,’saidthey。’Wehavenopaymentstomake,andnotaxes,sowhatshouldwedowithit?’
  TheoldDevillaydowntosleep——supperless。
  TheaffairwastoldtoIvá;ntheFool。Peoplecameandaskedhim,’Whatarewetodo?Afinegentlemanhasturnedup,wholikestoeatanddrinkanddresswell,buthedoesnotliketowork,doesnotbegin“Christ’sname,“butonlyoffersgoldpiecestoeveryone。Atfirstpeoplegavehimallhewanteduntiltheyhadplentyofgoldpieces,butnownoonegiveshimanything。What’stobedonewithhim?Hewilldieofhungerbeforelong。’
  Ivá;nlistened。
  ’Allright,’sayshe,’wemustfeedhim。Lethimlivebyturnateachhouseasashepherd[16]does。’
  Therewasnohelpforit。TheoldDevilhadtobeginmakingtheround。
  InduecoursetheturncameforhimtogotoIvan’shouse。TheoldDevilcameintodinner,andthedumbgirlwasgettingitready。
  Shehadoftenbeendeceivedbylazyfolkwhocameearlytodinner——
  withouthavingdonetheirshareofwork——andateupalltheporridge,soithadoccurredtohertofindoutthesluggardsbytheirhands。Thosewhohadhornyhands,sheputatthetable,buttheothersgotonlythescrapsthatwereleftover。
  TheoldDevilsatdownatthetable,butthedumbgirlseizedhimbythehandsandlookedatthem——therewerenohardplacesthere:thehandswerecleanandsmooth,withlongnails。ThedumbgirlgaveagruntandpulledtheDevilawayfromthetable。AndIvá;n’swifesaidtohim,’Don’tbeoffended,finegentleman。
  Mysister-in-lawdoesnotallowanyonetocometotablewhohasn’thornyhands。Butwaitawhile,afterthefolkhaveeatenyoushallhavewhatisleft。’
  TheoldDevilwasoffendedthatintheKing’shousetheywishedhimtofeedlikeapig。HesaidtoIvá;n,’Itisafoolishlawyouhaveinyourkingdomthateveryonemustworkwithhishands。It’syourstupiditythatinventedit。Dopeopleworkonlywiththeirhands?Whatdoyouthinkwisemenworkwith?’
  AndIvá;nsaid,’Howarewefoolstoknow?Wedomostofourworkwithourhandsandourbacks。’
  ’Thatisbecauseyouarefools!ButIwillteachyouhowtoworkwiththehead。Thenyouwillknowthatitismoreprofitabletoworkwiththeheadthanwiththehands。’
  Ivá;nwassurprised。
  ’Ifthatisso’saidhe,’thenthereissomesenseincallingusfools!’
  AndtheoldDevilwenton。’Onlyitisnoteasytoworkwithone’shead。
  Yougivemenothingtoeat,becauseIhavenohardplacesonmyhands,butyoudonotknowthatitisahundredtimesmoredifficulttoworkwiththehead。Sometimesone’sheadquitesplits。’
  Ivá;nbecamethoughtful。
  ’Why,then,friend,doyoutortureyourselfso?Isitpleasantwhentheheadsplits?Woulditnotbebettertodoeasierworkwithyourhandsandyourback?’
  ButtheDevilsaid,’Idoitalloutofpityforyoufools。IfIdidn’ttorturemyselfyouwouldremainfoolsforever。But,havingworkedwithmyhead,Icannowteachyou。’
  Ivá;nwassurprised。
  ’Doteachus!’saidhe,’sothatwhenourhandsgetcrampedwemayuseourheadsforachange。’
  AndtheDevilpromisedtoteachthepeople。SoIvá;ngavenoticethroughoutthekingdomthatafinegentlemanhadcomewhowouldteacheverybodyhowtoworkwiththeirheads;thatwiththeheadmorecouldbedonethanwiththehands;andthatthepeopleoughtalltocomeandlearn。
  NowtherewasinIvan’skingdomahightower,withmanystepsleadinguptoalanternonthetop。AndIvá;ntookthegentlemanuptherethateveryonemightseehim。
  Sothegentlemantookhisplaceonthetopofthetowerandbegantospeak,andthepeoplecametogethertoseehim。Theythoughtthegentlemanwouldreallyshowthemhowtoworkwiththeheadwithoutusingthehands。ButtheoldDevilonlytaughttheminmanywordshowtheymightlivewithoutworking。Thepeoplecouldmakenothingofit。Theylookedandconsidered,andatlastwentofftoattendtotheiraffairs。
  TheoldDevilstoodonthetowerawholeday,andafterthatasecondday,talkingallthetime。Butstandingtheresolonghegrewhungry,andthefoolsneverthoughtoftakingfoodtohimupinthetower。Theythoughtthatifhecouldworkwithhisheadbetterthanwithhishands,hecouldatanyrateeasilyprovidehimselfwithbread。
  TheoldDevilstoodonthetopofthetoweryetanotherday,talkingaway。Peoplecamenear,lookedonforawhile,andthenwentaway。
  AndIvá;nasked,’Well,hasthegentlemanbeguntoworkwithhisheadyet?’
  ’Notyet,’saidthepeople;’he’sstillspoutingaway。’
  TheoldDevilstoodonthetoweronedaymore,buthebegantogrowweak,sothathestaggeredandhithisheadagainstoneofthepillarsofthelantern。OneofthepeoplenoticeditandtoldIvan’swife,andsherantoherhusband,whowasinthefield。
  ’Comeandlook,’saidshe。’Theysaythegentlemanisbeginningtoworkwithhishead。’
  Ivá;nwassurprised。
  ’Really?’sayshe,andheturnedhishorseround,andwenttothetower。
  AndbythetimehereachedthetowertheoldDevilwasquiteexhaustedwithhunger,andwasstaggeringandknockinghisheadagainstthepillars。AndjustasIvá;narrivedatthetower,theDevilstumbled,fell,andcamebump,bump,bump,straightdownthestairstothebottom,countingeachstepwithaknockofhishead!
  ’Well!’saysIvá;n,’thefinegentlemantoldthetruthwhenhesaidthat“sometimesone’sheadquitesplits。“Thisisworsethanblisters;aftersuchworktherewillbeswellingsonthehead。’
  TheoldDeviltumbledoutatthefootofthestairs,andstruckhisheadagainsttheground。Ivá;nwasabouttogouptohimtoseehowmuchworkhehaddone——whensuddenlytheearthopenedandtheoldDevilfellthrough。Onlyaholewasleft。
  Ivá;nscratchedhishead。
  ’Whatanastything,’sayshe。’It’soneofthosedevilsagain!Whatawhopper!Hemustbethefatherofthemall。’
  Ivá;nisstillliving,andpeoplecrowdtohiskingdom。Hisownbrothershavecometolivewithhim,andhefeedsthem,too。Toeveryonewhocomesandsays’Givemefood!’Ivá;nsays,’Allright。Youcanstaywithus;wehaveplentyofeverything。’
  Onlythereisonespecialcustominhiskingdom;whoeverhashornyhandscomestotable,butwhoeverhasnot,musteatwhattheothersleave。
  evilallures,butgoodenduresEVILALLURES,BUTGOODENDURES
  THERElivedinoldentimesagoodandkindlyman。Hehadthisworld’sgoodsinabundance,andmanyslavestoservehim。Andtheslavespridedthemselvesontheirmaster,saying:
  ’Thereisnobetterlordthanoursunderthesun。Hefeedsandclothesuswell,andgivesusworksuitedtoourstrength。Hebearsnomaliceandneverspeaksaharshwordtoanyone。Heisnotlikeothermasters,whotreattheirslavesworsethancattle:
  punishingthemwhethertheydeserveitornot,andnevergivingthemafriendlyword。Hewishesuswell,doesgood,andspeakskindlytous。Wedonotwishforabetterlife。’
  Thustheslavespraisedtheirlord,andtheDevil,seeingit,wasvexedthatslavesshouldliveinsuchloveandharmonywiththeirmaster。Sogettingoneofthem,whosenamewasAleb,intohispower,theDevilorderedhimtotempttheotherslaves。Andoneday,whentheywereallsittingtogetherrestingandtalkingoftheirmaster’sgoodness,Alebraisedhisvoice,andsaid:
  ’Itisstupidtomakesomuchofourmaster’sgoodness。TheDevilhimselfwouldbekindtoyou,ifyoudidwhathewanted。Weserveourmasterwell,andhumourhiminallthings。Assoonashethinksofanything,wedoit:foreseeingallhiswishes。Whatcanhedobutbekindtous?Justtryhowitwillbeif,insteadofhumouringhim,wedohimsomeharminstead。Hewillactlikeanyoneelse,andwillrepayevilforevil,astheworstofmastersdo。
  TheotherslavesbegandenyingwhatAlebhadsaidandatlastbetwithhim。Alebundertooktomaketheirmasterangry。Ifhefailed,hewastolosehisholidaygarment;butifhesucceeded,theotherslavesweretogivehimtheirs。Moreover,theypromisedtodefendhimagainstthemaster,andtosethimfreeifheshouldbeputinchainsorimprisoned。Havingarrangedthisbet,Alebagreedtomakehismasterangrynextmorning。
  Alebwasashepherd,andhadinhischargeanumberofvaluable,pure-bredsheep,ofwhichhismasterwasveryfond。Nextmorning,whenthemasterbroughtsomevisitorsintotheinclosuretoshowthemthevaluablesheep,Alebwinkedathiscompanions,asiftosay: