Thethreebrotherslivedandreigned。Theeldestbrother,SimontheSoldier,prospered。Withhisstrawsoldiersheleviedrealsoldiers。Heorderedthroughouthiswholekingdomalevyofonesoldierfromeverytenhouses,andeachsoldierhadtobetall,andcleaninbodyandinface。Hegatheredmanysuchsoldiersandtrainedthem;andwhenanyoneopposedhim,hesentthesesoldiersatonce,andgothisownway,sothateveryonebegantofearhim,andhislifewasacomfortableone。Whateverhecasthiseyesonandwishedfor,washis。Hesentsoldiers,andtheybroughthimallhedesired。
Tará;stheStoutalsolivedcomfortably。HedidnotwastethemoneyhegotfromIvá;n,butincreaseditlargely。Heintroducedlawandorderintohiskingdom。Hekepthismoneyincoffers,andtaxedthepeople。Heinstitutedapoll-tax,tollsforwalkinganddriving,andataxonshoesandstockingsanddresstrimmings。Andwhateverhewishedforhegot。Forthesakeofmoney,peoplebroughthimeverything,andtheyofferedtoworkforhim——foreveryonewantedmoney。
Ivá;ntheFool,also,didnotlivebadly。Assoonashehadburiedhisfather-in-law,hetookoffallhisroyalrobesandgavethemtohiswifetoputawayinachest;andheagaindonnedhishempenshirt,hisbreechesandpeasantshoes,andstartedagaintowork。
’It’sdullforme,’saidhe。’I’mgettingfatandhavelostmyappetiteandmysleep。’Sohebroughthisfatherandmotherandhisdumbsistertolivewithhim,andworkedasbefore。
Peoplesaid,’Butyouareaking!’
’Yes,’saidhe,’butevenakingmusteat。’
Oneofhisministerscametohimandsaid,’Wehavenomoneytopaysalaries。’
’Allright,’sayshe,’thendon’tpaythem。’
’Thennoonewillserve。’
’Allright;letthemnotserve。Theywillhavemoretimetowork;letthemcartmanure。Thereisplentyofscavengingtobedone。’
AndpeoplecametoIvá;ntobetried。Onesaid。’Hestolemymoney。’
AndIvá;nsaid,’Allright,thatshowsthathewantedit。’
AndtheyallgottoknowthatIvá;nwasafool。Andhiswifesaidtohim,’Peoplesaythatyouareafool。’
’Allright,’saidIvá;n。
Hiswifethoughtandthoughtaboutit,butshealsowasafool。
’ShallIgoagainstmyhusband?Wheretheneedlegoesthethreadfollows,’
saidshe。
Soshetookoffherroyaldress,putitawayinachest,andwenttothedumbgirltolearntowork。Andshelearnedtoworkandbegantohelpherhusband。
AndallthewisemenleftIvá;n’skingdom;onlythefoolsremained。
Nobodyhadmoney。Theylivedandworked。Theyfedthemselves;andtheyfedothers。
TheoldDevilwaitedandwaitedfornewsfromtheimpsoftheirhavingruinedthethreebrothers。Butnonewscame。Sohewenthimselftoinquireaboutit。Hesearchedandsearched,butinsteadoffindingthethreeimpshefoundonlythethreeholes。
’Evidentlytheyhavefailed,’thoughthe。’Ishallhavetotackleitmyself。’
Sohewenttolookforthebrothers,buttheywerenolongerintheiroldplaces。Hefoundtheminthreedifferentkingdoms。Allthreewerelivingandreigning。ThisannoyedtheoldDevilverymuch。
’Well,’saidhe,’Imusttrymyownhandatthejob。’
FirsthewenttoKingSimon。Hedidnotgotohiminhisownshape,butdisguisedhimselfasageneral,anddrovetoSimon’spalace。
’Ihear,KingSimon,’saidhe,’thatyouareagreatwarrior,andasIknowthatbusinesswell,Idesiretoserveyou。’
KingSimonquestionedhim,andseeingthathewasawiseman,tookhimintohisservice。
ThenewcommanderbegantoteachKingSimonhowtoformastrongarmy。
’First,’saidhe,’wemustlevymoresoldiers,forthereareinyourkingdommanypeopleunemployed。Wemustrecruitalltheyoungmenwithoutexception。Thenyouwillhavefivetimesasmanysoldiersasformerly。Secondly,wemustgetnewriflesandcannons。Iwillintroduceriflesthatwillfireahundredballsatonce;theywillflyoutlikepeas。AndIwillgetcannonsthatwillconsumewithfireeitherman,orhorse,orwall。Theywillburnupeverything!’
SimontheKinglistenedtothenewcommander,orderedallyoungmenwithoutexceptiontobeenrolledassoldiers,andhadnewfactoriesbuiltinwhichhemanufacturedlargequantitiesofimprovedriflesandcannons。Thenhemadehastetodeclarewaragainstaneighbouringking。Assoonashemettheotherarmy,KingSimonorderedhissoldierstorainballsagainstitandshootfirefromthecannons,andatoneblowheburnedandcrippledhalftheenemy’sarmy。Theneighbouringkingwassothoroughlyfrightenedthathegavewayandsurrenderedhiskingdom。KingSimonwasdelighted。
’Now,’saidhe,’IwillconquertheKingofIndia。’
ButtheIndianKinghadheardaboutKingSimonandhadadoptedallhisinventions,andaddedmoreofhisown。TheIndianKingenlistednotonlyalltheyoungmen,butallthesinglewomenalso,andgottogetheragreaterarmyeventhanKingSimon’s。AndhecopiedallKingSimon’sriflesandcannons,andinventedawayofflyingthroughtheairtothrowexplosivebombsfromabove。
KingSimonsetouttofighttheIndianKing,expectingtobeathimashehadbeatentheotherking;butthescythethathadcutsowellhadlostitsedge。TheKingofIndiadidnotletSimon’sarmycomewithingunshot,butsenthiswomenthroughtheairtohurldownexplosivebombsontoSimon’sarmy。Thewomenbegantoraindownbombsontothearmylikeboraxuponcockroaches。
Thearmyranaway,andSimontheKingwasleftalone。SotheIndianKingtookSimon’skingdom,andSimontheSoldierfledasbesthemight。
Havingfinishedwiththisbrother,theoldDevilwenttoKingTará;s。
Changinghimselfintoamerchant,hesettledinTará;s’skingdom,startedahouseofbusiness,andbeganspendingmoney。Hepaidhighpricesforeverything,andeverybodyhurriedtothenewmerchant’stogetmoney。Andsomuchmoneyspreadamongthepeoplethattheybegantopayalltheirtaxespromptly,andpaidupalltheirarrears,andKingTará;srejoiced。
’Thankstothenewmerchant,’thoughthe,’Ishallhavemoremoneythanever;andmylifewillbeyetmorecomfortable。’
AndTará;stheKingbegantoformfreshplans,andbegantobuildanewpalace。Hegavenoticethatpeopleshouldbringhimwoodandstone,andcometowork,andhefixedhighpricesforeverything。
KingTará;sthoughtpeoplewouldcomeincrowdstoworkasbefore,buttohissurpriseallthewoodandstonewastakentothemerchant’s,andalltheworkmenwenttheretoo。KingTará;sincreasedhisprice,butthemerchantbidyetmore。KingTará;shadmuchmoney,butthemerchanthadstillmore,andoutbidtheKingateverypoint。
TheKing’spalacewasatastandstill;thebuildingdidnotgeton。
KingTará;splannedagarden,andwhenautumncamehecalledforthepeopletocomeandplantthegarden,butnobodycame。Allthepeoplewereengageddiggingapondforthemerchant。Wintercame,andKingTará;swantedtobuysablefursforanewovercoat。Hesenttobuythem,butthemessengersreturnedandsaid,’Therearenosablesleft。Themerchanthasallthefurs。Hegavethebestprice,andmadecarpetsoftheskins。’
KingTará;swantedtobuysomestallions。Hesenttobuythem,butthemessengersreturnedsaying,’Themerchanthasallthegoodstallions;theyarecarryingwatertofillhispond。
AlltheKing’saffairscametoastandstill。Nobodywouldworkforhim,foreveryonewasbusyworkingforthemerchant;andtheyonlybroughtKingTará;sthemerchant’smoneytopaytheirtaxes。
AndtheKingcollectedsomuchmoneythathehadnowheretostoreit,andhislifebecamewretched。Heceasedtoformplans,andwouldhavebeengladenoughsimplytolive,buthewashardlyableeventodothat。Heranshortofeverything。Oneafteranotherhiscooks,coachmen,andservantslefthimtogotothemerchant。
Soonhelackedevenfood。Whenhesenttothemarkettobuyanything,therewasnothingtobegot——themerchanthadboughtupeverything,andpeopleonlybroughttheKingmoneytopaytheirtaxes。
Tará;stheKinggotangryandbanishedthemerchantfromthecountry。
Butthemerchantsettledjustacrossthefrontier,andwentonasbefore。Forthesakeofthemerchant’smoney,peopletookeverythingtohiminsteadoftotheKing。
ThingswentbadlywithKingTará;s。Fordaystogetherhehadnothingtoeat,andarumourevengotaboutthatthemerchantwasboastingthathewouldbuyuptheKinghimself!KingTará;sgotfrightened,anddidnotknowwhattodo。
AtthistimeSimontheSoldiercametohim,saying,’Helpme,fortheKingofIndiahasconqueredme。’
ButKingTará;shimselfwasoverheadandearsindifficulties。
’Imyself,’saidhe,’havehadnothingtoeatfortwodays。’
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