首页 >出版文学> TWENTY-THREE TALES>第31章
  Thethreebrotherslivedandreigned。Theeldestbrother,SimontheSoldier,prospered。Withhisstrawsoldiersheleviedrealsoldiers。Heorderedthroughouthiswholekingdomalevyofonesoldierfromeverytenhouses,andeachsoldierhadtobetall,andcleaninbodyandinface。Hegatheredmanysuchsoldiersandtrainedthem;andwhenanyoneopposedhim,hesentthesesoldiersatonce,andgothisownway,sothateveryonebegantofearhim,andhislifewasacomfortableone。Whateverhecasthiseyesonandwishedfor,washis。Hesentsoldiers,andtheybroughthimallhedesired。
  Tará;stheStoutalsolivedcomfortably。HedidnotwastethemoneyhegotfromIvá;n,butincreaseditlargely。Heintroducedlawandorderintohiskingdom。Hekepthismoneyincoffers,andtaxedthepeople。Heinstitutedapoll-tax,tollsforwalkinganddriving,andataxonshoesandstockingsanddresstrimmings。Andwhateverhewishedforhegot。Forthesakeofmoney,peoplebroughthimeverything,andtheyofferedtoworkforhim——foreveryonewantedmoney。
  Ivá;ntheFool,also,didnotlivebadly。Assoonashehadburiedhisfather-in-law,hetookoffallhisroyalrobesandgavethemtohiswifetoputawayinachest;andheagaindonnedhishempenshirt,hisbreechesandpeasantshoes,andstartedagaintowork。
  ’It’sdullforme,’saidhe。’I’mgettingfatandhavelostmyappetiteandmysleep。’Sohebroughthisfatherandmotherandhisdumbsistertolivewithhim,andworkedasbefore。
  Peoplesaid,’Butyouareaking!’
  ’Yes,’saidhe,’butevenakingmusteat。’
  Oneofhisministerscametohimandsaid,’Wehavenomoneytopaysalaries。’
  ’Allright,’sayshe,’thendon’tpaythem。’
  ’Thennoonewillserve。’
  ’Allright;letthemnotserve。Theywillhavemoretimetowork;letthemcartmanure。Thereisplentyofscavengingtobedone。’
  AndpeoplecametoIvá;ntobetried。Onesaid。’Hestolemymoney。’
  AndIvá;nsaid,’Allright,thatshowsthathewantedit。’
  AndtheyallgottoknowthatIvá;nwasafool。Andhiswifesaidtohim,’Peoplesaythatyouareafool。’
  ’Allright,’saidIvá;n。
  Hiswifethoughtandthoughtaboutit,butshealsowasafool。
  ’ShallIgoagainstmyhusband?Wheretheneedlegoesthethreadfollows,’
  saidshe。
  Soshetookoffherroyaldress,putitawayinachest,andwenttothedumbgirltolearntowork。Andshelearnedtoworkandbegantohelpherhusband。
  AndallthewisemenleftIvá;n’skingdom;onlythefoolsremained。
  Nobodyhadmoney。Theylivedandworked。Theyfedthemselves;andtheyfedothers。
  TheoldDevilwaitedandwaitedfornewsfromtheimpsoftheirhavingruinedthethreebrothers。Butnonewscame。Sohewenthimselftoinquireaboutit。Hesearchedandsearched,butinsteadoffindingthethreeimpshefoundonlythethreeholes。
  ’Evidentlytheyhavefailed,’thoughthe。’Ishallhavetotackleitmyself。’
  Sohewenttolookforthebrothers,buttheywerenolongerintheiroldplaces。Hefoundtheminthreedifferentkingdoms。Allthreewerelivingandreigning。ThisannoyedtheoldDevilverymuch。
  ’Well,’saidhe,’Imusttrymyownhandatthejob。’
  FirsthewenttoKingSimon。Hedidnotgotohiminhisownshape,butdisguisedhimselfasageneral,anddrovetoSimon’spalace。
  ’Ihear,KingSimon,’saidhe,’thatyouareagreatwarrior,andasIknowthatbusinesswell,Idesiretoserveyou。’
  KingSimonquestionedhim,andseeingthathewasawiseman,tookhimintohisservice。
  ThenewcommanderbegantoteachKingSimonhowtoformastrongarmy。
  ’First,’saidhe,’wemustlevymoresoldiers,forthereareinyourkingdommanypeopleunemployed。Wemustrecruitalltheyoungmenwithoutexception。Thenyouwillhavefivetimesasmanysoldiersasformerly。Secondly,wemustgetnewriflesandcannons。Iwillintroduceriflesthatwillfireahundredballsatonce;theywillflyoutlikepeas。AndIwillgetcannonsthatwillconsumewithfireeitherman,orhorse,orwall。Theywillburnupeverything!’
  SimontheKinglistenedtothenewcommander,orderedallyoungmenwithoutexceptiontobeenrolledassoldiers,andhadnewfactoriesbuiltinwhichhemanufacturedlargequantitiesofimprovedriflesandcannons。Thenhemadehastetodeclarewaragainstaneighbouringking。Assoonashemettheotherarmy,KingSimonorderedhissoldierstorainballsagainstitandshootfirefromthecannons,andatoneblowheburnedandcrippledhalftheenemy’sarmy。Theneighbouringkingwassothoroughlyfrightenedthathegavewayandsurrenderedhiskingdom。KingSimonwasdelighted。
  ’Now,’saidhe,’IwillconquertheKingofIndia。’
  ButtheIndianKinghadheardaboutKingSimonandhadadoptedallhisinventions,andaddedmoreofhisown。TheIndianKingenlistednotonlyalltheyoungmen,butallthesinglewomenalso,andgottogetheragreaterarmyeventhanKingSimon’s。AndhecopiedallKingSimon’sriflesandcannons,andinventedawayofflyingthroughtheairtothrowexplosivebombsfromabove。
  KingSimonsetouttofighttheIndianKing,expectingtobeathimashehadbeatentheotherking;butthescythethathadcutsowellhadlostitsedge。TheKingofIndiadidnotletSimon’sarmycomewithingunshot,butsenthiswomenthroughtheairtohurldownexplosivebombsontoSimon’sarmy。Thewomenbegantoraindownbombsontothearmylikeboraxuponcockroaches。
  Thearmyranaway,andSimontheKingwasleftalone。SotheIndianKingtookSimon’skingdom,andSimontheSoldierfledasbesthemight。
  Havingfinishedwiththisbrother,theoldDevilwenttoKingTará;s。
  Changinghimselfintoamerchant,hesettledinTará;s’skingdom,startedahouseofbusiness,andbeganspendingmoney。Hepaidhighpricesforeverything,andeverybodyhurriedtothenewmerchant’stogetmoney。Andsomuchmoneyspreadamongthepeoplethattheybegantopayalltheirtaxespromptly,andpaidupalltheirarrears,andKingTará;srejoiced。
  ’Thankstothenewmerchant,’thoughthe,’Ishallhavemoremoneythanever;andmylifewillbeyetmorecomfortable。’
  AndTará;stheKingbegantoformfreshplans,andbegantobuildanewpalace。Hegavenoticethatpeopleshouldbringhimwoodandstone,andcometowork,andhefixedhighpricesforeverything。
  KingTará;sthoughtpeoplewouldcomeincrowdstoworkasbefore,buttohissurpriseallthewoodandstonewastakentothemerchant’s,andalltheworkmenwenttheretoo。KingTará;sincreasedhisprice,butthemerchantbidyetmore。KingTará;shadmuchmoney,butthemerchanthadstillmore,andoutbidtheKingateverypoint。
  TheKing’spalacewasatastandstill;thebuildingdidnotgeton。
  KingTará;splannedagarden,andwhenautumncamehecalledforthepeopletocomeandplantthegarden,butnobodycame。Allthepeoplewereengageddiggingapondforthemerchant。Wintercame,andKingTará;swantedtobuysablefursforanewovercoat。Hesenttobuythem,butthemessengersreturnedandsaid,’Therearenosablesleft。Themerchanthasallthefurs。Hegavethebestprice,andmadecarpetsoftheskins。’
  KingTará;swantedtobuysomestallions。Hesenttobuythem,butthemessengersreturnedsaying,’Themerchanthasallthegoodstallions;theyarecarryingwatertofillhispond。
  AlltheKing’saffairscametoastandstill。Nobodywouldworkforhim,foreveryonewasbusyworkingforthemerchant;andtheyonlybroughtKingTará;sthemerchant’smoneytopaytheirtaxes。
  AndtheKingcollectedsomuchmoneythathehadnowheretostoreit,andhislifebecamewretched。Heceasedtoformplans,andwouldhavebeengladenoughsimplytolive,buthewashardlyableeventodothat。Heranshortofeverything。Oneafteranotherhiscooks,coachmen,andservantslefthimtogotothemerchant。
  Soonhelackedevenfood。Whenhesenttothemarkettobuyanything,therewasnothingtobegot——themerchanthadboughtupeverything,andpeopleonlybroughttheKingmoneytopaytheirtaxes。
  Tará;stheKinggotangryandbanishedthemerchantfromthecountry。
  Butthemerchantsettledjustacrossthefrontier,andwentonasbefore。Forthesakeofthemerchant’smoney,peopletookeverythingtohiminsteadoftotheKing。
  ThingswentbadlywithKingTará;s。Fordaystogetherhehadnothingtoeat,andarumourevengotaboutthatthemerchantwasboastingthathewouldbuyuptheKinghimself!KingTará;sgotfrightened,anddidnotknowwhattodo。
  AtthistimeSimontheSoldiercametohim,saying,’Helpme,fortheKingofIndiahasconqueredme。’
  ButKingTará;shimselfwasoverheadandearsindifficulties。
  ’Imyself,’saidhe,’havehadnothingtoeatfortwodays。’