首页 >出版文学> Twelve Stories and a Dream>第27章
  No!——don’tstarttalking,forgoodness’sake。“
  TheywentoutintothedarknessofthegardenwiththetrunkstillbowingMr。Ledbetter’sshoulders。ThemanintheyachtingcostumewalkedinfrontwiththeGladstonebagandapistol;thencameMr。LedbetterlikeAtlas;Mr。Binghamfollowedwiththehat-box,coat,andrevolverasbefore。Thehousewasoneofthosethathavetheirgardensrightuptothecliff。Atthecliffwasasteepwoodenstairway,descendingtoabathingtentdimlyvisibleonthebeach。
  Belowwasaboatpulledup,andasilentlittlemanwithablackfacestoodbesideit。“Afewmoments’explanation,“saidMr。Ledbetter;
  “Icanassureyou——“Somebodykickedhim,andhesaidnomore。
  Theymadehimwadetotheboat,carryingthetrunk,theypulledhimaboardbytheshouldersandhair,theycalledhimnobetternamethan“scoundrel“and“burglar“allthatnight。Buttheyspokeinundertonessothatthegeneralpublicwashappilyunawareofhisignominy。Theyhauledhimaboardayachtmannedbystrange,unsympatheticOrientals,andpartlytheythrusthimandpartlyhefelldownagangwayintoanoisome,darkplace,wherehewastoremainmanydays——howmanyhedoesnotknow,becausehelostcountamongotherthingswhenhewasseasick。Theyfedhimonbiscuitsandincomprehensiblewords;theygavehimwatertodrinkmixedwithunwished-forrum。Andtherewerecockroacheswheretheyputhim,nightanddaytherewerecockroaches,andinthenight-timetherewererats。TheOrientalsemptiedhispocketsandtookhiswatch——
  butMr。Bingham,beingappealedto,tookthathimself。AndfiveorsixtimesthefiveLascars——iftheywereLascars——andtheChinamanandthenegrowhoconstitutedthecrew,fishedhimoutandtookhimafttoBinghamandhisfriendtoplaycribbageandeuchreandthree-
  andedwhist,andtolistentotheirstoriesandboastingsinaninterestedmanner。
  Thentheseprincipalswouldtalktohimasmentalktothosewhohavelivedalifeofcrime。Explanationstheywouldneverpermit,thoughtheymadeitabundantlycleartohimthathewastherummiestburglartheyhadeverseteyeson。Theysaidasmuchagainandagain。
  Thefairmanwasofataciturndispositionandirascibleatplay;
  butMr。Bingham,nowthattheevidentanxietyofhisdeparturefromEnglandwasassuaged,displayedaveinofgenialphilosophy。
  Heenlargeduponthemysteryofspaceandtime,andquotedKantandHegel——or,atleast,hesaidhedid。SeveraltimesMr。Ledbettergotasfaras:“Mypositionunderyourbed,youknow——,“butthenhealwayshadtocut,orpassthewhisky,ordosomesuchinterveningthing。Afterhisthirdfailure,thefairmangotquitetolookforthisopening,andwheneverMr。Ledbetterbeganafterthat,hewouldroarwithlaughterandhithimviolentlyontheback。“Sameoldstart,sameoldstory;goodoldburglar!“thefair-hairedmanwouldsay。
  SoMr。Ledbettersufferedformanydays,twentyperhaps;andoneeveninghewastaken,togetherwithsometinnedprovisions,overthesideandputashoreonarockylittleislandwithaspring。
  Mr。Binghamcameintheboatwithhim,givinghimgoodadvicealltheway,andwavinghislastattemptsatanexplanationaside。
  “IamreallyNOTaburglar,“saidMr。Ledbetter。
  “Youneverwillbe,“saidMr。Bingham。“You’llnevermakeaburglar。
  I’mgladyouarebeginningtoseeit。Inchoosingaprofessionamanmuststudyhistemperament。Ifyoudon’t,soonerorlateryouwillfail。Comparemyself,forexample。AllmylifeIhavebeeninbanks——Ihavegotoninbanks。Ihaveevenbeenabankmanager。ButwasIhappy?No。Whywasn’tIhappy?Becauseitdidnotsuitmytemperament。Iamtooadventurous——tooversatile。
  PracticallyIhavethrownitover。IdonotsupposeIshallevermanageabankagain。Theywouldbegladtogetme,nodoubt;
  butIhavelearntthelessonofmytemperament——atlast……
  No!Ishallnevermanageabankagain。
  “Now,yourtemperamentunfitsyouforcrime——justasmineunfitsmeforrespectability。IknowyoubetterthanIdid,andnowIdonotevenrecommendforgery。Gobacktorespectablecourses,myman。
  YOURlayisthephilanthropiclay——thatisyourlay。Withthatvoice——
  theAssociationforthePromotionofSnivellingamongtheYoung——
  somethinginthatline。Youthinkitover。
  “Theislandweareapproachinghasnonameapparently——atleast,thereisnoneonthechart。Youmightthinkoutanameforitwhileyouarethere——whileyouarethinkingaboutallthesethings。Ithasquitedrinkablewater,Iunderstand。ItisoneoftheGrenadines——
  oneoftheWindwardIslands。Yonder,dimandblue,areothersoftheGrenadines。TherearequantitiesofGrenadines,butthemajorityareoutofsight。Ihaveoftenwonderedwhattheseislandsarefor——now,yousee,Iamwiser。Thisoneatleastisforyou。Soonerorlatersomesimplenativewillcomealongandtakeyouoff。
  Saywhatyoulikeaboutusthen——abuseus,ifyoulike——weshan’tcareasolitaryGrenadine!Andhere——hereishalfasovereign’sworthofsilver。Donotwastethatinfoolishdissipationwhenyoureturntocivilisation。Properlyused,itmaygiveyouafreshstartinlife。Anddonot——Don’tbeachher,youbeggars,hecanwade!——Donotwastetheprecioussolitudebeforeyouinfoolishthoughts。Properlyused,itmaybeaturning-pointinyourcareer。
  Wasteneithermoneynortime。Youwilldierich。I’msorry,butImustaskyoutocarryyourtuckertolandinyourarms。No;it’snotdeep。Cursethatexplanationofyours!There’snottime。
  No,no,no!Iwon’tlisten。Overboardyougo!“
  AndthefallingnightfoundMr。Ledbetter——theMr。Ledbetterwhohadcomplainedthatadventurewasdead——sittingbesidehiscansoffood,hischinrestinguponhisdrawn-upknees,staringthroughhisglassesindismalmildnessovertheshining,vacantsea。
  HewaspickedupinthecourseofthreedaysbyanegrofishermanandtakentoSt。Vincent’s,andfromSt。Vincent’shegot,bytheexpenditureofhislastcoins,toKingston,inJamaica。Andtherehemighthavefoundered。Evennowadaysheisnotamanofaffairs,andthenhewasasingularlyhelplessperson。Hehadnottheremotestideawhatheoughttodo。Theonlythingheseemstohavedonewastovisitalltheministersofreligionhecouldfindintheplacetoborrowapassagehome。Buthewasmuchtoodirtyandincoherent——
  andhisstoryfartooincredibleforthem。Imethimquitebychance。
  Itwascloseuponsunset,andIwaswalkingoutaftermysiestaontheroadtoDunn’sBattery,whenImethim——Iwasratherbored,andwithawholeeveningonmyhands——luckilyforhim。Hewastrudgingdismallytowardsthetown。Hiswoebegonefaceandthequasi-clericalcutofhisdust-stained,filthycostumecaughtmyhumour。Oureyesmet。
  Hehesitated。“Sir,“hesaid,withacatchingofthebreath,“couldyouspareafewminutesforwhatIfearwillseemanincrediblestory?“
  “Incredible!“Isaid。
  “Quite,“heansweredeagerly。“Noonewillbelieveit,alteritthoughImay。YetIcanassureyou,sir——“
  Hestoppedhopelessly。Theman’stonetickledme。Heseemedanoddcharacter。“Iam,“hesaid,“oneofthemostunfortunatebeingsalive。“
  “Amongotherthings,youhaven’tdined?“Isaid,struckwithanidea。
  “Ihavenot,“hesaidsolemnly,“formanydays。“
  “You’lltellitbetterafterthat,“Isaid;andwithoutmoreadoledthewaytoalowplaceIknew,wheresuchacostumeashiswasunlikelytogiveoffence。Andthere——withcertainomissionswhichhesubsequentlysupplied——Igothisstory。AtfirstIwasincredulous,butasthewinewarmedhim,andthefaintsuggestionofcringingwhichhismisfortuneshadaddedtohismannerdisappeared,Ibegantobelieve。Atlast,IwassofarconvincedofhissinceritythatIgothimabedforthenight,andnextdayverifiedthebanker’sreferencehegavemethroughmyJamaicabanker。Andthatdone,Itookhimshoppingforunderwearandsuchlikeequipmentsofagentlemanatlarge。Presentlycametheverifiedreference。Hisastonishingstorywastrue。Iwillnotamplifyoursubsequentproceedings。
  HestartedforEnglandinthreedays’time。
  “IdonotknowhowIcanpossiblythankyouenough,“begantheletterhewrotemefromEngland,“forallyourkindnesstoatotalstranger,“
  andproceededforsometimeinasimilarstrain。“Haditnotbeenforyourgenerousassistance,Icouldcertainlyneverhavereturnedintimefortheresumptionofmyscholasticduties,andmyfewminutesofrecklessfollywould,perhaps,haveprovedmyruin。
  Asitis,Iamentangledinatissueofliesandevasions,ofthemostcomplicatedsort,toaccountformysunburntappearanceandmywhereabouts。Ihaverathercarelesslytoldtwoorthreedifferentstories,notrealisingthetroublethiswouldmeanformeintheend。
  ThetruthIdarenottell。Ihaveconsultedanumberoflaw-booksintheBritishMuseum,andthereisnottheslightestdoubtthatIhaveconnivedatandabettedandaidedafelony。ThatscoundrelBinghamwastheHithergatebankmanager,Ifind,andguiltyofthemostflagrantembezzlement。Please,pleaseburnthisletterwhenread——Itrustyouimplicitly。Theworstofitis,neithermyauntnorherfriendwhokepttheboarding-houseatwhichIwasstayingseemaltogethertobelieveaguardedstatementIhavemadethempracticallyofwhatactuallyhappened。Theysuspectmeofsomediscreditableadventure,butwhatsortofdiscreditableadventuretheysuspectmeof,Idonotknow。MyauntsaysshewouldforgivemeifItoldhereverything。Ihave——IhavetoldherMOREthaneverything,andstillsheisnotsatisfied。Itwouldneverdotoletthemknowthetruthofthecase,ofcourse,andsoIrepresentmyselfashavingbeenwaylaidandgaggeduponthebeach。MyauntwantstoknowWHYtheywaylaidandgaggedme,whytheytookmeawayintheiryacht。
  Idonotknow。Canyousuggestanyreason?Icanthinkofnothing。