whichsamesermonsankintothemall,moreorless,andverypenitenttheywereforseveralhours。ButtruthcompelsmetoadmitthatEast,atanyrate,forgotitallinaweek,butrememberedtheinsultwhichhadbeenputuponhimbyFarmerThompson,andwiththeTadpoleandotherhair-brainedyoungsterscommittedaraidonthebarnsoonafterwards,inwhichtheywerecaughtbytheshepherdsandseverelyhandled,besideshavingtopayeightshillings——allthemoneytheyhadintheworld——toescapebeingtakenuptotheDoctor。
Martinbecameaconstantinmateinthejointstudyfromthistime,andArthurtooktohimsokindlythatTomcouldn’tresistslightfitsofjealousy,which,however,hemanagedtokeeptohimself。Thekestrel’seggshadnotbeenbroken,strangetosay,andformedthenucleusofArthur’scollection,atwhichMartinworkedheartandsoul,andintroducedArthurtoHowlettthebird-fancier,andinstructedhimintherudimentsoftheartofstuffing。Intokenofhisgratitude,ArthurallowedMartintotattooasmallanchorononeofhiswrists;whichdecoration,however,hecarefullyconcealedfromTom。Beforetheendofthehalf-yearhehadtrainedintoaboldclimberandgoodrunner,and,asMartinhadforetold,knewtwiceasmuchabouttrees,birds,flowers,andmanyotherthings,asourgood-heartedandfacetiousyoungfriendHarryEast。
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“SurgebatMacnevisiusEtmoxjactabatultro,PugnabotuagratiaFerocihocMactwoltro。“-Etonian。
Thereisacertainsortoffellow——wewhoareusedtostudyingboysallknowhimwellenough——ofwhomyoucanpredicatewithalmostpositivecertainty,afterhehasbeenamonthatschool,thatheissuretohaveafight,andwithalmostequalcertaintythathewillhavebutone。TomBrownwasoneofthese;andasitisourwell-weighedintentiontogiveafull,true,andcorrectaccountofTom’sonlysinglecombatwithaschool-fellowinthemannerofouroldfriendBell’sLife,letthoseyoungpersonswhosestomachsarenotstrong,orwhothinkagoodset-
towiththeweaponswhichGodhasgivenusallanuncivilized,unchristian,orungentlemanlyaffair,justskipthischapteratonce,foritwon’tbetotheirtaste。
ItwasnotatallusualinthosedaysfortwoSchool-houseboystohaveafight。Ofcoursetherewereexceptions,whensomecross-grained,hard-headedfellowcameupwhowouldneverbehappyunlesshewasquarrellingwithhisnearestneighbours,orwhentherewassomeclass-dispute,betweenthefifthformandthefags,forinstance,whichrequiredblood-letting;andachampionwaspickedoutoneachsidetacitly,whosettledthematterbyagoodheartymill。But,forthemostpart,theconstantuseofthosesurestkeepersofthepeace,theboxing-
gloves,kepttheSchool-houseboysfromfightingoneanother。
Twoorthreenightsineveryweekthegloveswerebroughtout,eitherinthehallorfifth-formroom;andeveryboywhowaseverlikelytofightatallknewallhisneighbours’prowessperfectlywell,andcouldtelltoanicetywhatchancehewouldhaveinastand-upfightwithanyotherboyinthehouse。But,ofcourse,nosuchexperiencecouldbegottenasregardedboysinotherhouses;andasmostoftheotherhousesweremoreorlessjealousoftheSchool-house,collisionswerefrequent。
Afterall,whatwouldlifebewithoutfighting,Ishouldliketoknow?Fromthecradletothegrave,fighting,rightlyunderstood,isthebusiness,therealhighest,honestestbusinessofeverysonofman。Everyonewhoisworthhissalthashisenemies,whomustbebeaten,betheyevilthoughtsandhabitsinhimself,orspiritualwickednessesinhighplaces,orRussians,orBorder-ruffians,orBill,Tom,orHarry,whowillnotlethimlivehislifeinquiettillhehasthrashedthem。
Itisnogoodforquakers,oranyotherbodyofmen,touplifttheirvoicesagainstfighting。Humannatureistoostrongforthem,andtheydon’tfollowtheirownprecepts。Everysoulofthemisdoinghisownpieceoffighting,somehowandsomewhere。
Theworldmightbeabetterworldwithoutfighting,foranythingIknow,butitwouldn’tbeourworld;andthereforeIamdeadagainstcryingpeacewhenthereisnopeace,andisn’tmeanttobe。Iamassorryasanymantoseefolkfightingthewrongpeopleandthewrongthings,butI’dadealsoonerseethemdoingthatthanthattheyshouldhavenofightinthem。Sohavingrecorded,andbeingabouttorecord,myhero’sfightsofallsorts,withallsortsofenemies,Ishallnowproceedtogiveanaccountofhispassage-at-armswiththeonlyoneofhisschool-fellowswhomheeverhadtoencounterinthismanner。
ItwasdrawingtowardsthecloseofArthur’sfirsthalf-year,andtheMayeveningswerelengtheningout。Locking-upwasnottilleighto’clock,andeverybodywasbeginningtotalkaboutwhathewoulddointheholidays。Theshell,inwhichformallourdramatispersonaenoware,werereading,amongstotherthings,thelastbookofHomer’s“Iliad,“andhadworkedthroughitasfarasthespeechesofthewomenoverHector’sbody。Itisawholeschool-day,andfourorfiveoftheSchool-houseboysamongstwhomareArthur,Tom,andEastarepreparingthirdlessontogether。Theyhavefinishedtheregulationfortylines,andareforthemostpartgettingverytired,notwithstandingtheexquisitepathosofHelen’slamentation。Andnowseverallongfour-syllabledwordscometogether,andtheboywiththedictionarystrikeswork。
“Iamnotgoingtolookoutanymorewords,“sayshe;“we’vedonethequantity。Tentooneweshan’tgetsofar。Let’sgooutintotheclose。“
“Comealong,boys,“criesEast,alwaysreadytoleave“thegrind,“ashecalledit;“ouroldcoachislaidup,youknow,andweshallhaveoneofthenewmasters,who’ssuretogoslowandletusdowneasy。“
Soanadjournmenttotheclosewascarriednem。con。,littleArthurnotdaringtouplifthisvoice;but,beingdeeplyinterestedinwhattheywerereading,stayedquietlybehind,andlearntonforhisownpleasure。
AsEasthadsaid,theregularmasteroftheformwasunwell,andtheyweretobeheardbyoneofthenewmasters——quiteayoungman,whohadonlyjustlefttheuniversity。Certainlyitwouldbehardlinesif,bydawdlingasmuchaspossibleincominginandtakingtheirplaces,enteringintolong-windedexplanationsofwhatwastheusualcourseoftheregularmasteroftheform,andothersofthestockcontrivancesofboysforwastingtimeinschool,theycouldnotspinoutthelessonsothatheshouldnotworkthemthroughmorethanthefortylines。Astowhichquantitytherewasaperpetualfightgoingonbetweenthemasterandhisform——thelatterinsisting,andenforcingbypassiveresistance,thatitwastheprescribedquantityofHomerforashelllesson;theformer,thattherewasnofixedquantity,butthattheymustalwaysbereadytogoontofiftyorsixtylinesifthereweretimewithinthehour。However,notwithstandingalltheirefforts,thenewmastergotonhorriblyquick。Heseemedtohavethebadtastetobereallyinterestedinthelesson,andtobetryingtoworkthemupintosomethinglikeappreciationofit,givingthemgood,spiritedEnglishwords,insteadofthewretchedbaldstuffintowhichtheyrenderedpooroldHomer,andconstruingovereachpiecehimselftothem,aftereachboy,toshowthemhowitshouldbedone。
Nowtheclockstrikesthethree-quarters;thereisonlyaquarterofanhourmore,butthefortylinesareallbutdone。
Sotheboys,oneafteranother,whoarecalledup,stickmoreandmore,andmakebalderandevermorebaldworkofit。Thepooryoungmasterisprettynearbeatbythistime,andfeelsreadytoknockhisheadagainstthewall,orhisfingersagainstsomebodyelse’shead。Sohegivesupaltogetherthelowerandmiddlepartsoftheform,andlooksroundindespairattheboysonthetopbench,toseeifthereisoneoutofwhomhecanstrikeasparkortwo,andwhowillbetoochivalroustomurderthemostbeautifulutterancesofthemostbeautifulwomanoftheoldworld。HiseyerestsonArthur,andhecallshimuptofinishconstruingHelen’sspeech。Whereuponalltheotherboysdrawlongbreaths,andbegintostareaboutandtakeiteasy。
Theyareallsafe:Arthuristheheadoftheform,andsuretobeabletoconstrue,andthatwilltideonsafelytillthehourstrikes。
ArthurproceedstoreadoutthepassageinGreekbeforeconstruingit,asthecustomis。Tom,whoisn’tpayingmuchattention,issuddenlycaughtbythefalterinhisvoiceashereadsthetwolines——
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HelooksupatArthur。“Why,blessus,“thinkshe,“whatcanbethematterwiththeyoungun?He’snevergoingtogetfloored。
He’ssuretohavelearnttotheend。“NextmomentheisreassuredbythespiritedtoneinwhichArthurbeginsconstruing,andbetakeshimselftodrawingdogs’headsinhisnotebook,whilethemaster,evidentlyenjoyingthechange,turnshisbackonthemiddlebenchandstandsbeforeArthur,beatingasortoftimewithhishandandfoot,andsaying;“Yes,yes,“
“Verywell,“asArthurgoeson。
Butashenearsthefataltwolines,Tomcatchesthatfalter,andagainlooksup。Heseesthatthereissomethingthematter;
Arthurcanhardlygetonatall。Whatcanitbe?
SuddenlyatthispointArthurbreaksdownaltogether,andfairlyburstsoutcrying,anddashesthecuffofhisjacketacrosshiseyes,blushinguptotherootsofhishair,andfeelingasifheshouldliketogodownsuddenlythroughthefloor。Thewholeformaretakenaback;mostofthemstarestupidlyathim,whilethosewhoaregiftedwithpresenceofmindfindtheirplacesandlooksteadilyattheirbooks,inhopesofnotcatchingthemaster’seyeandgettingcalledupinArthur’splace。
Themasterlookspuzzledforamoment,andthenseeing,asthefactis,thattheboyisreallyaffectedtotearsbythemosttouchingthinginHomer,perhapsinallprofanepoetryputtogether,stepsuptohimandlayshishandkindlyonhisshoulder,saying,“Nevermind,mylittleman,you’veconstruedverywell。Stopaminute;there’snohurry。“
Now,asluckwouldhaveit,theresatnextaboveTomonthatday,inthemiddlebenchoftheform,abigboy,bynameWilliams,generallysupposedtobethecockoftheshell,thereforeofalltheschoolbelowthefifths。Thesmallboys,whoaregreatspeculatorsontheprowessoftheirelders,usedtoholdforthtooneanotheraboutWilliams’sgreatstrength,andtodiscusswhetherEastorBrownwouldtakealickingfromhim。HewascalledSloggerWilliams,fromtheforcewithwhichitwassupposedhecouldhit。Inthemain,hewasarough,goodnaturedfellowenough,butverymuchalivetohisowndignity。Hereckonedhimselfthekingoftheform,andkeptuphispositionwiththestronghand,especiallyinthematterofforcingboysnottoconstruemorethanthelegitimatefortylines。HehadalreadygruntedandgrumbledtohimselfwhenArthurwentonreadingbeyondthefortylines;butnowthathehadbrokendownjustinthemiddleofallthelongwords,theSlogger’swrathwasfairlyroused。