“Thereheisagain,““Headhim,““Letdrive,““Ihadhimthere,“
“Takecarewhereyou’rethrowing,Madman。“Theshoutsmighthavebeenheardaquarterofamileoff。Theywereheardsometwohundredyardsoffbyafarmerandtwoofhisshepherds,whoweredoctoringsheepinafoldinthenextfield。
Now,thefarmerinquestionrentedahouseandyardsituateattheendofthefieldinwhichtheyoungbird-fanciershadarrived,whichhouseandyardhedidn’toccupyorkeepanyoneelsein。Nevertheless,likeabrainlessandunreasoningBriton,hepersistedinmaintainingonthepremisesalargestockofcocks,hens,andotherpoultry。Ofcourse,allsortsofdepredatorsvisitedtheplacefromtimetotime:foxesandgipsieswroughthavocinthenight;whileinthedaytime,I
regrettohavetoconfessthatvisitsfromtheRugbyboys,andconsequentdisappearancesofancientandrespectablefowlswerenotunfrequent。TomandEasthadduringtheperiodoftheiroutlawryvisitedthefarminquestionforfeloniouspurposes,andononeoccasionhadconqueredandslainaduckthere,andborneawaythecarcasstriumphantly,hiddenintheirhandkerchiefs。However,theyweresickenedofthepracticebythetroubleandanxietywhichthewretchedduck’sbodycausedthem。TheycarriedittoSallyHarrowell’s,inhopesofagoodsupper;butshe,afterexaminingit,madealongface,andrefusedtodressorhaveanythingtodowithit。Thentheytookitintotheirstudy,andbeganpluckingitthemselves;butwhattodowiththefeathers,wheretohidethem?
“Goodgracious,Tom,whatalotoffeathersaduckhas!“groanedEast,holdingabagfulinhishand,andlookingdisconsolatelyatthecarcass,notyethalfplucked。
“AndIdothinkhe’sgettinghigh,too,already,“saidTom,smellingathimcautiously,“sowemustfinishhimupsoon。“
“Yes,allverywell;buthowarewetocookhim?I’msureI
ain’tgoingtotryitoninthehallorpassages;wecan’taffordtoberoastingducksabout——ourcharacter’stoobad。“
“Iwishwewereridofthebrute,“saidTom,throwinghimonthetableindisgust。Andafteradayortwomoreitbecameclearthatgotridofhemustbe;sotheypackedhimandsealedhimupinbrownpaper,andputhiminthecupboardofanunoccupiedstudy,wherehewasfoundintheholidaysbythematron,agruesomebody。
Theyhadneverbeenduck-huntingtheresince,butothershad,andtheboldyeomanwasverysoreonthesubject,andbentonmakinganexampleofthefirstboyshecouldcatch。Soheandhisshepherdscrouchedbehindthehurdles,andwatchedtheparty,whowereapproachingallunconscious。Whyshouldthatoldguinea-fowlbelyingoutinthehedgejustatthisparticularmomentofalltheyear?Whocansay?Guinea-fowlsalwaysare;soareallotherthings,animals,andpersons,requisiteforgettingoneintoscrapes——alwaysreadywhenanymischiefcancomeofthem。Atanyrate,justunderEast’snosepoppedouttheoldguinea-hen,scuttlingalongandshrieking,“Comeback,comeback,“atthetopofhervoice。Eitheroftheotherthreemightperhapshavewithstoodthetemptation,butEastfirstletsdrivethestonehehasinhishandather,andthenrushestoturnherintothehedgeagain。Hesucceeds,andthentheyareallatitfordearlife,upanddownthehedgeinfullcry,the“Comeback,comeback,“gettingshrillerandfaintereveryminute。
Meantime,thefarmerandhismenstealoverthehurdlesandcreepdownthehedgetowardsthesceneofaction。Theyarealmostwithinastone’sthrowofMartin,whoispressingtheunluckychasehard,whenTomcatchessightofthem,andsingsout,“Louts,’warelouts,yourside!Madman,lookahead!“andthencatchingholdofArthur,hurrieshimawayacrossthefieldtowardsRugbyashardastheycantear。Hadhebeenbyhimself,hewouldhavestayedtoseeitoutwiththeothers,butnowhisheartsinksandallhispluckgoes。TheideaofbeingleduptotheDoctorwithArthurforbaggingfowlsquiteunmansandtakeshalftherunoutofhim。
However,noboysaremoreabletotakecareofthemselvesthanEastandMartin;theydodgethepursuers,slipthroughagap,andcomepeltingafterTomandArthur,whomtheycatchupinnotime。Thefarmerandhismenaremakinggoodrunningaboutafieldbehind。Tomwishestohimselfthattheyhadmadeoffinanyotherdirection,butnowtheyareallinforittogether,andmustseeitout。
“Youwon’tleavetheyoungun,willyou?“sayshe,astheyhaulpoorlittleArthur,alreadylosingwindfromthefright,throughthenexthedge。“Notwe,“istheanswerfromboth。Thenexthedgeisastiffone;thepursuersgainhorriblyonthem,andtheyonlyjustpullArthurthrough,withtwogreatrentsinhistrousers,astheforemostshepherdcomesupontheotherside。
Astheystartintothenextfield,theyareawareoftwofigureswalkingdownthefootpathinthemiddleofit,andrecognizeHolmesandDiggstakingaconstitutional。Thosegood-naturedfellowsimmediatelyshout,“On。““Let’sgotothemandsurrender,“pantsTom。Agreed。Andinanotherminutethefourboys,tothegreatastonishmentofthoseworthies,rushbreathlessuptoHolmesandDiggs,whopulluptoseewhatisthematter;andthenthewholeisexplainedbytheappearanceofthefarmerandhismen,whounitetheirforcesandbeardownontheknotofboys。
Thereisnotimetoexplain,andTom’sheartbeatsfrightfullyquick,asheponders,“Willtheystandbyus?“
ThefarmermakesarushatEastandcollarshim;andthatyounggentleman,withunusualdiscretion,insteadofkickinghisshins,looksappealinglyatHolmes,andstandsstill。
“Hullothere;notsofast,“saysHolmes,whoisboundtostandupforthemtilltheyareprovedinthewrong。“Nowwhat’sallthisabout?“
“I’vegottheyoungvarmintatlast,haveI,“pantsthefarmer;
“why,they’vebeena-skulkingaboutmyyardandstealingmyfowls——that’swhere’tis;andifIdoan’thavetheyfloggedforit,everyoneon’em,mynameain’tThompson。“
HolmeslooksgraveandDiggs’sfacefalls。Theyarequitereadytofight——noboysintheschoolmoreso;buttheyareprepostors,andunderstandtheiroffice,andcan’tupholdunrighteouscauses。
“Ihaven’tbeennearhisoldbarnthishalf,“criesEast。“NorI,““NorI,“chimeinTomandMartin。
“Now,Willum,didn’tyousee’emtherelastweek?“
“Ees,Iseen’emsureenough,“saysWillum,graspingapronghecarried,andpreparingforaction。
Theboysdenystoutly,andWillumisdriventoadmitthat“ifitworn’tthey’twaschapsaslike’emastwopeas’n;“and“leastwayshe’llswearhesee’dthemtwointheyardlastMartinmas,“indicatingEastandTom。
Holmeshashadtimetomeditate。“Now,sir,“sayshetoWillum,“youseeyoucan’trememberwhatyouhaveseen,andIbelievetheboys。“
“Idoan’tcare,“blustersthefarmer;“theywasartermyfowlsto-day——that’senoughforI——Willum,youcatchholdo’
t’otherchap。They’vebeena-sneakingaboutthistwohours,I
tells’ee,“shoutedhe,asHolmesstandsbetweenMartinandWillum,“andhavedruvamatterofadozenyoungpulletsprettynightodeath。“
“Oh,there’sawhacker!“criedEast;“wehaven’tbeenwithinahundredyardsofhisbarn;wehaven’tbeenuphereabovetenminutes,andwe’veseennothingbutatougholdguinea-hen,whoranlikeagreyhound。“
“Indeed,that’salltrue,Holmes,uponmyhonour,“addedTom;
“weweren’tafterhisfowls;guinea-henranoutofthehedgeunderourfeet,andwe’veseennothingelse。“
“Drattheirtalk。Theecatchholdo’t’other,Willum,andcomealongwi’un。“
“FarmerThompson,“saidHolmes,warningoffWillumandtheprongwithhisstick,whileDiggsfacedtheothershepherd,crackinghisfingerslikepistol-shots,“nowlistentoreason。Theboyshaven’tbeenafteryourfowls,that’splain。“
“Tells’eeIsee’d’em。Whobeyou,Ishouldliketoknow?“
“Neveryoumind,farmer,“answeredHolmes。“AndnowI’lljusttellyouwhatitis:yououghttobeashamedofyourselfforleavingallthatpoultryabout,withnoonetowatchit,soneartheSchool。Youdeservetohaveitallstolen。SoifyouchoosetocomeuptotheDoctorwiththem,Ishallgowithyou,andtellhimwhatIthinkofit。“
ThefarmerbegantotakeHolmesforamaster;besides,hewantedtogetbacktohisflock。Corporalpunishmentwasoutofthequestion,theoddsweretoogreat;sohebegantohintatpayingforthedamage。Arthurjumpedatthis,offeringtopayanything,andthefarmerimmediatelyvaluedtheguinea-henathalfasovereign。
“Halfasovereign!“criedEast,nowreleasedfromthefarmer’sgrip;“well,thatisagoodone!Theoldhenain’thurtabit,andshe’ssevenyearsold,Iknow,andastoughaswhipcord;shecouldn’tlayanothereggtosaveherlife。“
Itwasatlastsettledthattheyshouldpaythefarmertwoshillings,andhismanoneshilling;andsothematterended,totheunspeakablereliefofTom,whohadn’tbeenabletosayaword,beingsickatheartattheideaofwhattheDoctorwouldthinkofhim;andnowthewholepartyofboysmarchedoffdownthefootpathtowardsRugby。Holmes,whowasoneofthebestboysintheSchool,begantoimprovetheoccasion。“Now,youyoungsters,“saidhe,ashemarchedalonginthemiddleofthem,“mindthis;you’reverywelloutofthisscrape。Don’tyougonearThompson’sbarnagain;doyouhear?“
Profusepromisesfromall,especiallyEast。
“Mind,Idon’taskquestions,“wentonMentor,“butIratherthinksomeofyouhavebeentherebeforethisafterhischickens。Now,knockingoverotherpeople’schickens,andrunningoffwiththem,isstealing。It’sanastyword,butthat’stheplainEnglishofit。Ifthechickensweredeadandlyinginashop,youwouldn’ttakethem,Iknowthat,anymorethanyouwouldapplesoutofGriffith’sbasket;butthere’snorealdifferencebetweenchickensrunningaboutandapplesonatree,andthesamearticlesinashop。Iwishourmoralsweresounderinsuchmatters。There’snothingsomischievousastheseschooldistinctions,whichjumbleuprightandwrong,andjustifythingsinusforwhichpoorboyswouldbesenttoprison。“AndgoodoldHolmesdeliveredhissoulonthewalkhomeofmanywisesayings,and,asthesongsays,“Gee’d’emasightofgoodadvice;“