“Yourmajestyspeakstome,“Ianswered,“withgreatcondescension
[mysister-in-lawlefttheroomthatshemightnotspoilthe
explanation],butyetyouarethecauseoftheinsolenceswhich
Iamsubjectedtofromthevilecrew。“
“Whatisthematterwithyouto-day?
Intruthyouareaperfect
littledevil。“
“IwishIwere,thatImightpunisheviltongues,sincethereis
nokingofFrancetoavengeme。“
“Youaresevere,madame,“repliedLouisXV,turninghisimposing
andhandsomefacetowardsme,andtowhichhevainlyendeavored
togiveanairofanger。
Isawmysuccess,andadded,
“Yes,sire,itisinsupportableformetothinkthatIamsupposed
nottopossessyourfriendship,andthatIonlyplaythepartofa
temporaryfriend。
Itmakesmewretched:youmustnotbeangryif
Icomplainofyoutoyourroyalself。“
“Well,well,youmadcap,whatmustIdo?
WhommustIbanish?“
“Oh,sire,noone:withyouraugustsupportIfearnoperson;
nothingbutappearances。“
“Youareanexcellentcreature;inyourplacemadamedePompadour
wouldhaveimprisonedhalfFrance。“
“Thatwasbecauseshelovedrevengebetterthanshelovedyour
majesty。
Asforme,IshouldbemiserableifIwerethecauseof
onesinglefamilycomplainingagainstyou。“
Theking,delightedatthesewords,whichreallycamefrommy
heart,embracedmetenderlytwoorthreetimes,andsaid,
“Iwishyourenemiescouldunderstandyou,fortheywouldsoon
beatyourknees。
Butifweimprisonorexilenoperson,how
shallwestriketerrorintothem?“
“ItisnotterrorbutenvythatIwouldexcite。
Letmebe
presentedatcourt,andallmywisheswillbesatisfied。“
“Icannotforthelifeofmedivinewhyyoushouldlaysomuch
stressoncomingtowearyyourselfwiththeceremoniesofmyself
anddaughters。
Heavenpreserveyoufromalltheirksomenessof
courtceremony!“
AndLouisXVsighed。
“Didyoueverthink,“he
added,“ofallthevanities,alltheinterestsIhavetomanage;
alltheintriguesthatareperpetuallyagitating,andalltheopposition
madetome?
Thecourt,thecity,thepeople,willriseagainst
me:theywillclamor,groan,complain;verse,prose,epigram,and
pamphletwillappearinuninterruptedsuccession。
Youwouldbe
firstattacked,andhatredwillperhapsextendtome。
Ishallsee
againthetimeswhentheDamiens,inthenameoftheparliaments,
asonepartysays,inthenameoftheJesuits,astheotherparty
says,and,whatismoretrue,inthename——“
Thekingsuddenlypaused;adeepshadeofmelancholysettledon
hisfeatures,hisnobleheaddroppedonhisbosom。
LouisXV
remainedforsometimemotionless;atlength,
“Well,“heexclaimed,attemptingtoforceasmile,“well!
Iwill
writetotheladiesdeGrammont,toinformthemthattheyneed
notgivethemselvesthetroubletoremainnearmeatthechateau。“
OnhissayingthesewordsIdartedtowardsthedoor,andwent
intomychamber。
Thekingfollowed,andfindingtheremademoiselle
Chon,whowasworkingatsometapestry,saidtoher,
“Mademoiselle,Iconfidetoyourcare,andbyoral,themostamiablelittledevilinFrance。
Andnow,
mademoiselleduBarry,havingnothingfurthertoadd,Ipray
GodtotakeyoutoHispowerfulandholykeeping。“
Afterthispleasantrytheking,delightedatthegaytermination
ofasomewhatseriousscene,went,orrathervanished;forto
useaproverbialexpression,heranlikeathief。
AssoonasIwasalonewithmysister-in-law,Itoldherallthat
hadpassed。
“Isee,“saidshe,“thatthekingisfearfulofoffendingtheduc
deChoiseul,andgivingannoyancetohisdaughters。
Butastep
mustbedeterminedonwhichwillplaceyououtofthereachof
completedisgrace。
Woulditnotbebesttogetsomenobleman,
whocandosowithinfluence,tospeaktohimonthesubject?
If
theducdeRichelieuwerehere——“
“But,“Iinstantlyexclaimed,“havewenothisnephew,theducd’
Aiguillon?
Heiswellwiththeking,andIamcertainwilltake
themostlivelyinterestinallthatconcernsme。“
“Ihavenodoubtofit,“saidChon,withaslylook。
“Writeto
himtocome,andyoucanarrangeyourulteriorproceedings。“
Onthisadvice,whichwasquitetomytaste,Iwentinstantlyto
mywriting-table,thelastpresentwhichthekinghadmademe。
Itwasmadeofsilvergilt,andchinaslabsbeautifullypainted。
WhenIopenedit,aglasswasliftedwhichreflectedmycountenance。
Isatdownandwrotethefollowingnotetotheducd’Aiguillon:——
“Youmustbecontent。
Iwantyourassistance,I
reallywantit。
Themomenthascomefordeserving
allmyconfidence。
Willyouhaveitatallrisksand
perils?
Reflectwellbeforeyouundertakethis:if
youaccept,cometo-dayatfiveo’clockprecisely,
neitherlaternorsooner。“
Alittlewhileafterwardsthefollowingreplywasbrought。
“Onethingdispleasesmeinyourletterwhichelse
enchantsme。
Youappeartodoubtmyobedience。
AmInotyourslave?
Andwhenyousaytome,
willInot?
Relyonmeasonyourself;even
more:foryourvivacitymayleadyouintoerror,
andIshallpreservemyreason。
Yes,madame,I
will,whennearyou,preservemyreasonwhenyour
interestsareatstake。
AtthefixedhourIshall
havethehonortolayatyourfeetmyrespectful
homageandboundlessdevotion。“
Itwasimpossibletoexpressarealsentimentwithmoredelicacy。
Iwascharmedatit,nolongerdoubtingthatthedukewould
considermyinterestsashisown。
Iawaitedthehouroffive
withimpatience,whenmygoodfortunebroughttheprincede
Soubise。
Afterthefirstcompliments,
“Well,madamelacomtesse,whenisyourpresentationtotakeplace?“
“Idonotknow,monsieurlemarechal;thereareobstaclesinthe
way。
Ifearthattheywhowishtoinjuremeabusetheirinfluence
withtheking。“
“Iseethathismajestyhesitates,altho’heisdesirousofgiving
youstation。
Hemustbestimulatedtoknowthatheismaster;
andthatifheshowsanywaveringinthisparticular,itwillbe
madeuseoftogovernhimhereafter。“
HeartilydidIapplaudthelanguageofM。deSoubise:Ididnot
suspectthatthedearprincehadanothermotivebehind。
Atthe
endoftheinterviewhesaid,
“Madame,youwouldnothavebeenasyounowarehadyoubeen
moreconciliatorytowardsme。
Iknowtheking,andknowhowto
managehim。
Iflattermyselfthatyouwouldhavebeennowpresented
hadyoudeignedtohearmyadvice。“
“DidIrejectit?
WasIwrongindecliningtohavemademoiselle
Guimardasambassadress?
Wereyouassuredofhersilence?
Mightshenothavecompromisedus?“
“Youareright;Ididasonewouldhavedoneatyourage,andyou
havedoneasIshoulddoatmine;butthereisalwaystimetoamend。“
“Certainly,prince。“
“Youacceptmyadvice,then。“
“Yes,“Ireplied,seeingthedefileinwhichhewishedtoentrap
me,“yes,ifIampresentedthro’yourinfluence,fromthat
momentyoubecomemyguideandmentor。
Butitisimportant
thatthepresentationbenotdelayed;Irelyonyoutospeakto
thekingthisdayaboutit;andIknowthathewillgivemeevery
particularoftheimmenseserviceyouwillrenderme。“
Foroncethemadcapgirlgotthebetterofthepractisedcourtier。
M。deSoubise,takeninhisownsnare,politelyexcusedhimself,
andleftmewithanassurancethathewouldspeaktotheking。
Hedidspeak,butobtainednothingmorethananyother。
You
willseeinmynextletterthatIdidnotarriveatthe
accomplishmentofmywisheswithoutmuchtrouble。
Therewere
inthisaffairmoreintriguesforandagainstmethanwereafterwards
setonfoottodecidewarwithAmerica。
CHAPTERVII
Thecomtesseandtheducd’Aiguillon——M。deSoubise——LouisXV
andtheducd’Aiguillon——Letterfromthecomtesse
totheking——
Answeroftheking-The““——Thecomtesseand
LouisXV——Thesupper——Thecourtladiesmystified——Thecomtesseand
M。deSartines
IwasstilltriumphingattheskillwhichIhaddisplayed
inmyconferencewiththeprincedeSoubisewhenthe
ducd’Aiguillonentered。
“Goodheaven,“saidhe,kissingmyhandverytenderly,“into
whatinquietudedidyouthrowmebyyourdearandcruelletter。
Theambiguityofyourstylehascausedmeinexpressiblesorrow;
andyouhaveaddedtoitbynotallowingmetocometoyouat
thefirstmoment。“
“Icouldnot:Ithoughtitwouldbedangerousforyoutoappear
beforethekingpreviouslytohavingseenme。“
“Wouldthekinghavethoughtmyvisitstrange?“
askedtheduke,
notwithoutsomeemotion。
“Thatisnotthepoint。
Theblackspiteofmyenemieshasnot
yetdeprivedmeofthecounselsofafriend。
Butasitisnecessary
tospeaktothekinginmyfavor,Iwishthatheshouldnotknow
thatyoudosoatmyrequest。“
AfterthisIrelatedtothedukemyconversationwiththeking。
“Yoursituationisdelicate,“saidhetome,“butitshouldnot
troubleyou。
Thekingisweak,wemustgivehimcourage。
Itis