首页 >出版文学> Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions>第24章
  Besidestheprophets,therehavebeenthealmanackmakers,Lilly,PoorRobin,Partridge,andFrancisMoore,physician,inEngland,andMatthewLaensbergh,inFranceandBelgium。Butgreatasweretheirpretensions,theyweremodestyitselfincomparisonwithMerlin,Shipton,andNixon,whofixedtheirmindsuponhigherthingsthantheweather,andwhowerenotsorestrainedintheirflightsoffancyastoprophesyforonlyoneyearatatime。Aftersuchprophetsasthey,thealmanackmakershardlydeservetobementioned;no,noteventherenownedPartridge,whosewonderfulprognosticationssetallEnglandagogin1708,andwhosedeath,atatimewhenhewasstillaliveandkicking,wassopleasantlyandsatisfactorilyprovedbyIsaacBickerstaff。Theanti-climaxwouldbetoopalpable,andtheyandtheirdoingsmustbeleftuncommemorated。
  Jack。Whereshallwefindsuchanothersetofpracticalphilosopherswho,toaman,areabovethefearofdeath?
  Wat。Soundmenandtrue!
  Robin。Oftriedcourageandindefatigableindustry!
  Ned。Whoisthereherethatwouldnotdieforhisfriend?
  Harry。Whoisthereherethatwouldbetrayhimforhisinterest?
  Mat。Showmeagangofcourtiersthatcouldsayasmuch!
  DialogueofthievesintheBeggars’Opera。
  Whetheritbethatthemultitude,feelingthepangsofpoverty,sympathisewiththedaringandingeniousdepredatorswhotakeawaytherichman’ssuperfluity,orwhetheritbetheinterestthatmankindingeneralfeelfortherecordsofperilousadventures,itiscertainthatthepopulaceofallcountrieslookwithadmirationupongreatandsuccessfulthieves。Perhapsboththesecausescombinetoinvesttheircareerwithcharmsinthepopulareye。AlmosteverycountryinEuropehasitstraditionalthief,whoseexploitsarerecordedwithallthegracesofpoetry,andwhosetrespasses——
  “arecitedupinrhymes,Andsungbychildreninsucceedingtimes。“
  [Shakspeare’sRapeofLucretia。]
  Thosetravellerswhohavemadenationalmannersandcharacteristicstheirpeculiarstudy,haveoftenobservedandremarkeduponthisfeeling。ThelearnedAbbeleBlanc,whoresidedforsometimeinEnglandatthecommencementoftheeighteenthcentury,says,inhisamusinglettersontheEnglishandFrenchnations,thathecontinuallymetwithEnglishmenwhowerenotlessvaininboastingofthesuccessoftheirhighwaymenthanofthebraveryoftheirtroops。
  Talesoftheiraddress,theircunning,ortheirgenerosity,wereinthemouthsofeverybody,andanotedthiefwasakindofheroinhighrepute。Headdsthatthemob,inallcountries,beingeasilymoved,lookingeneralwithconcernuponcriminalsgoingtothegallows;butanEnglishmoblookeduponsuchsceneswith’extraordinaryinterest:
  theydelightedtoseethemgothroughtheirlasttrialswithresolution,andapplaudedthosewhowereinsensibleenoughtodieastheyhadlived,bravingthejusticebothofGodandmen:such,hemighthaveadded,asthenotedrobberMacpherson,ofwhomtheoldballadsays——
  “Saerantingly,saewantonly,Saedauntinglygaedhe:
  Heplayedaspring,anddanceditroundBeneaththegallowstree。“
  AmongthesetraditionalthievesthemostnotedinEngland,orperhapsinanycountry,isRobinHood,anamewhichpopularaffectionhasencircledwithapeculiarhalo。“Herobbedtherichtogivetothepoor;“andhisrewardhasbeenanimmortalityoffame,atitheofwhichwouldbethoughtmorethansufficienttorecompenseabenefactorofhisspecies。Romanceandpoetryhavebeenemuloustomakehimalltheirown;andtheforestofSherwood,inwhichheroamedwithhismerrymen,armedwiththeirlongbows,andcladinLincolngreen,hasbecometheresortofpilgrims,andaclassicspotsacredtohismemory。Thefewvirtueshehad,whichwouldhaveensuredhimnopraiseifhehadbeenanhonestman,havebeenblazonedforthbypopularrenownduringsevensuccessivecenturies,andwillneverbeforgottenwhiletheEnglishtongueendures。Hischaritytothepoor,andhisgallantryandrespectforwomen,havemadehimthepre-eminentthiefofalltheworld。
  AmongEnglishthievesofalaterdate,whohasnotheardofClaudeDuval,DickTurpin,JonathanWild,andJackSheppard,thoseknightsoftheroadandofthetown,whosepeculiarchivalryformedatoncethedreadandthedelightofEnglandduringtheeighteenthcentury?
  Turpin’sfameisunknowntonoportionofthemalepopulationofEnglandaftertheyhaveattainedtheageoften。HiswondrousridefromLondontoYorkhasendearedhimtotheimaginationofmillions;
  hiscrueltyinplacinganoldwomanuponafire,toforcehertotellhimwhereshehadhiddenhermoney,isregardedasagoodjoke;andhisproudbearinguponthescaffoldislookeduponasavirtuousaction。TheAbbeleBlanc,writingin1737,sayshewascontinuallyentertainedwithstoriesofTurpin——how,whenherobbedgentlemen,hewouldgenerouslyleavethemenoughtocontinuetheirjourney,andexactapledgefromthemnevertoinformagainsthim,andhowscrupuloussuchgentlemenwereinkeepingtheirword。Hewasonedaytoldastorywithwhichtherelatorwashethehighestdegreedelighted。Turpin,orsomeothernotedrobber,stoppedamanwhomheknewtobeveryrich,withtheusualsalutation——“Yourmoneyoryourlife!“butnotfindingmorethanfiveorsixguineasabouthim,hetookthelibertyofentreatinghim,inthemostaffablemanner,nevertocomeoutsoillprovided;addingthat,ifhefellinwithhim,andhehadnomorethansuchapaltrysum,hewouldgivehimagoodlicking。Anotherstory,toldbyoneofTurpin’sadmirers,wasofarobberyhehadcommitteduponaMr。C。nearCambridge。Hetookfromthisgentlemanhiswatch,hissnuff-box,andallhismoneybuttwoshillings,and,beforehelefthim,requiredhiswordofhonourthathewouldnotcausehimtobepursuedorbroughtbeforeajustice。Thepromisebeinggiven,theybothpartedverycourteously。TheyafterwardsmetatNewmarket,andrenewedtheiracquaintance。Mr。C。
  kepthiswordreligiously;henotonlyrefrainedfromgivingTurpinintocustody,butmadeaboastthathehadfairlywonsomeofhismoneybackagaininanhonestway。Turpinofferedtobetwithhimonsomefavouritehorse,andMr。C。acceptedthewagerwithasgoodagraceashecouldhavedonefromthebestgentlemaninEngland。Turpinlosthisbetandpaiditimmediately,andwassosmittenwiththegenerousbehaviourofMr。C。thathetoldhimhowdeeplyheregrettedthatthetriflingaffairwhichhadhappenedbetweenthemdidnotpermitthemtodrinktogether。ThenarratorofthisanecdotewasquiteproudthatEnglandwasthebirthplaceofsuchahighwayman。
  [TheAbbe,inthesecondvolume,intheletterNo。79,dressedtoMonsieurdeBuffon,givesthefollowingcuriousparticularsoftherobbersof1757,whicharenotwithoutinterestatthisday,ifitwereonlytoshowthevastimprovementwhichhastakenplacesincethatperiod:——“Itisusual,intravelling,toputtenoradozenguineasinaseparatepocket,asatributetothefirstthatcomestodemandthem:therightofpassport,whichcustomhasestablishedhereinfavouroftherobbers,whoarealmosttheonlyhighwaysurveyorsinEngland,hasmadethisnecessary;andaccordinglytheEnglishcallthesefellowsthe’GentlemenoftheRoad,’thegovernmentlettingthemexercisetheirjurisdictionupontravellerswithoutgivingthemanygreatmolestation。Tosaythetruth,theycontentthemselveswithonlytakingthemoneyofthosewhoobeywithoutdisputing;butnotwithstandingtheirboastedhumanity,thelivesofthosewhoendeavourtogetawayarenotalwayssafe。Theyareverystrictandsevereinlevyingtheirimpost;andifamanhasnotwherewithaltopaythem,hemayrunthechanceofgettinghimselfknockedontheheadforhispoverty。
  “Aboutfifteenyearsago,theserobbers,withtheviewofmaintainingtheirrights,fixeduppapersatthedoorsofrichpeopleaboutLondon,expresslyforbiddingallpersons,ofwhatsoeverqualityorcondition,fromgoingoutoftownwithouttenguineasandawatchaboutthem,onpainofdeath。Inbadtimes,whenthereislittleornothingtobegotontheroads,thesefellowsassembleingangs,toraisecontributionseveninLondonitself;andthewatchmenseldomtroublethemselvestointerferewiththemintheirvocation。“]
  NotlessfamiliartothepeopleofEnglandisthecareerofJackSheppard,asbrutalaruffianaseverdisgracedhiscountry,butwhohasclaimsuponthepopularadmirationwhichareverygenerallyacknowledged。Hedidnot,likeRobinHood,plundertherichtorelievethepoor,norrobwithanuncouthsortofcourtesy,likeTurpin;butheescapedfromNewgatewiththefettersonhislimbs。Thisachievement,morethanoncerepeated,hasencircledhisfelonbrowwiththewreathofimmortality,andmadehimquiteapatternthiefamongthepopulace。Hewasnomorethantwenty-threeyearsofageatthetimeofhisexecution,andhediedmuchpitiedbythecrowd。Hisadventureswerethesoletopicsofconversationformonths;theprint-shopswerefilledwithhiseffigies,andafinepaintingofhimwasmadebySirRichardThornhill。Thefollowingcomplimentaryversestotheartistappearedinthe“BritishJournal“ofNovember28th,1724。
  “Thornhill!’tisthinetogildwithfameTh’obscure,andraisethehumblename;
  Tomaketheformeludethegrave,AndSheppardfromoblivionsave!
  ApellesAlexanderdrew——
  CesaristoAureliusdue;
  CromwellinLilly’sworksdothshine,AndSheppard,Thornhill,livesinthine!“
  SohighwasJack’sfamethatapantomimeentertainment,called“HarlequinJackSheppard,“wasdevisedbyoneThurmond,andbroughtoutwithgreatsuccessatDruryLaneTheatre。Allthesceneswerepaintedfromnature,includingthepublic-housethattherobberfrequentedinClaremarket,andthecondemnedcellfromwhichhehadmadehisescapeinNewgate。
  TheRev。Mr。Villette,theeditorofthe“AnnalsofNewgate,“
  publishedin1754,relatesacurioussermonwhich,hesays,afriendofhishearddeliveredbyastreet-preacheraboutthetimeofJack’sexecution。Theorator,afteranimadvertingonthegreatcarementookoftheirbodies,andthelittlecaretheybestowedupontheirsouls,continuedasfollows,bywayofexemplifyingtheposition:——“Wehavearemarkableinstanceofthisinanotoriousmalefactor,wellknownbythenameofJackSheppard。Whatamazingdifficultieshasheovercome!
  whatastonishingthingshasheperformed!andallforthesakeofastinking,miserablecarcass;hardlyworththehanging!Howdexterouslydidhepickthechainofhispadlockwithacrookednail!howmanfullyhebursthisfettersasunder!——climbupthechimney!——wrenchoutanironbar!——breakhiswaythroughastonewall!——makethestrongdoorofadarkentryflybeforehim,tillhegotupontheleadsoftheprison!then,fixingablankettothewallwithaspike,hestoleoutofthechapel。Howintrepidlydidhedescendtothetopoftheturner’shouse!——howcautiouslypassdownthestair,andmakehisescapetothestreetdoor!
  “Oh!thatyewerealllikeJackSheppard!Mistakemenot,mybrethren;Idon’tmeaninacarnal,butinaspiritualsense,forI