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  TO
  MYBROTHER
  JAMES
  CONTENTS
  ONHELL—FER—SARTAINCREEK
  THROUGHTHEGAP
  ATRICKO’TRADE
  GRAYSON’SBABY
  COURTIN’ONCUTSHIN
  THEMESSAGEINTHESAND
  THESENATOR’SLASTTRADE
  PREACHIN’ONKINGDOM—COME
  THEPASSINGOFABRAHAMSHIVERS
  APURPLERHODODENDRON
  ONHELL—FER—SARTAINCREEK
  Tharwasadancin’—partyChristmasnighton``HellferSartain。’’Jestu’nupthefustcrickbeyondthebendthar,an’climbontoastump,an’holleraboutONCE,an’you’llseehowthenamecome。
  Stranger,hit’sHELLfersartain!Well,RichHarpwastharfromthehead—
  waters,an’HarveHalltotedNanceOsborncleanacrosstheCumberlan’。
  FustoneudswingNance,an’thent’other。Thenthey’dtakeapullout’nthesamebottleo’moonshine,an’——fustonean’thent’other——they’dswingheragin。An’AbeShiversa—settin’tharbythefirea—bitin’histhumbs!
  Well,thingswassorterwhoopin’,whensomebodyupsan’tellsHarvethatRichhadsaidsomep’n’aginNancean’him,an’somebodyupsan’
  tellsRichthatHarvehadsaidsomep’n’
  aginNancean’HIM。Inaminute,stranger,hitwasliketwowild—catsinthar。
  Folksgot’emparted,though,buttharwasnomorea—swingin’ofNancethatnight。HarvetotedherbackovertheCumberlan’,an’Rich’skinsfolkstukhimup``HellferSartain’’;butRichgotloose,an’litoutlickety—splitferNanceOsborn’s。HeknowedHarvelivedtooferoverBlackMountaintogohomethatnight,an’heridrightacrosstheriveran’uptoNance’shouse,an’
  holleredferHarve。Harvepokedhisheadout’ntheloft——heknowedwhutwaswanted——an’Harvesays,``Uh,comeinhyehan’gotobed。Hit’stoolate!’’
  An’Richseedhima—gapin’likeachicken,an’inhewalked,stumblin’might’
  nighaginthebedwharNancewasa—layin’,listenin’an’notsayin’aword。
  Stranger,themtwofellersslepttogetherplumfrien’ly,an’theyettogetherplumfrien’lynextmornin’,an’theysa’ntereddowntothegroceryplumfrien’ly。
  An’Richsays,``Harve,’’sayshe,``let’shaveadrink。’’``Allright,Rich,’’
  saysHarve。An’Richsays,``Harve,’’
  sayshe,``yougoout’nthatdooran’
  I’llgoout’nthisdoor。’’``Allright,Rich,’’saysHarve,an’outtheywalked,steady,an’tharwastwoshootsshot,an’Richan’Harvebothdrapped,an’intenminutestheywasstretchedoutonNance’sbedan’Nancewasa—lopin’awayfertheyarbdoctor。
  Thegalnussed’embothplumfaithful。
  Richdidn’thevmuchtosay,an’
  Harvedidn’thevmuchtosay。Nancewassorterquiet,an’Nance’smammy,oleNance,jesgrinned。Folkscomeintoaxatter’emrightpeart。AbeShiverscomecl’ar’crosstheriver——powerfulfrien’ly——an’ever’timeNanceudwalkouttothefencewithhim。Onetimeshedidn’tcomeback,an’oleNancefotchedtheboysthardinner,an’oleNancefotchedtharsupper,an’thenRichheaxedwhutwasthematterwithyoungNance。An’oleNancejessnorted。AtterawhileRichsays:
  ``Harve,’’sayshe,``whotol’youthatIsaidthatwordaginyouan’Nance?’’
  ``AbeShivers,’’saysHarve。``An’whotol’you,’’saysHarve,``thatIsaidthatwordaginNancean’YOU?’’``AbeShivers,’’
  saysRich。An’bothsays,``Well,damnme!’’An’Richtu’nedrightoveran’begunpullin’strawsout’nthebed。Hegottwoout,an’hebitoneoff,an’hesays:``Harve,’’sayshe,``I
  reckonwebetterdrawferhim。Theshortes’gitshim。’’An’theydrawed。
  Well,nobodyeverknowedwhichgottheshortes’straw,stranger,but——
  Thar’llbeadancin’—partycomin’
  Christmasnighton``HellferSartain。’’
  RichHarp’llbetharfromthehead—
  waters。HarveHall’sa—goin’tototetheWidderShiverscleanacrosstheCumberlan’。Fustone’llswingNance,an’thent’other。Thenthey’lltakeapullout’nthesamebottleo’moonshine,an’——fustonean’thent’other——
  they’llswingheragin,jesthesame。
  ABEwon’tbethar。He’sa—settin’byabiggerfire,Ireckon(efheain’tinit),a—bitin’histhumbs!
  THROUGHTHEGAP
  Whenthistlesgoadrift,thesunsetsdownthevalleybetweenthehills;
  whensnowcomes,itgoesdownbehindtheCumberlandandstreamsthroughagreatfissurethatpeoplecalltheGap。
  Thenthelastlightdrenchestheparson’scottageunderImbodenHill,andleavesanafter—glowofgloryonamajesticheapthatliesagainsttheeast。
  SometimesitspanstheGapwitharainbow。
  StrangepeopleandstrangetalescomethroughthisGapfromtheKentuckyhills。Throughitcamethesetwo,lateoneday——amanandawoman——
  afoot。Imetthematthefoot—
  bridgeoverRoaringFork。
  ``Istharapreacheranywhararoun’
  hyeh?’’heasked。IpointedtothecottageunderImbodenHill。Thegirlflushedslightlyandturnedherheadawaywitharatherunhappysmile。
  Withoutaword,themountaineerledthewaytowardstown。Amomentmoreandahalf—breedMalungianpassedmeonthebridgeandfollowedthem。
  AtduskthenextdayIsawthemountaineerchoppingwoodatashantyunderaclumpofrhododendronontheriver—bank。Thegirlwascookingsupperinside。Thedayfollowinghewasatworkontherailroad,andonSunday,afterchurch,Isawtheparson。
  Thetwohadnotbeentohim。Onlythatafternoonthemountaineerwasonthebridgewithanotherwoman,hideouslyrougedandwithscarletribbonsflutteringfromherbonnet。Passingonbytheshanty,IsawtheMalungiantalkingtothegirl。Sheapparentlypaidnoheedtohimuntil,justashewasmovingaway,hesaidsomethingmockingly,andwithanodofhisheadbacktowardsthebridge。Shedidnotlookupeventhen,butherfacegothardandwhite,and,lookingbackfromtheroad,Isawherslippingthroughthebushesintothedrybedofthecreek,tomakesurethatwhatthehalf—breedtoldherwastrue。
  ThetwomenwereworkingsidebysideontherailroadwhenIsawthemagain,butonthefirstpay—daythedoctorwascalledtoattendtheMalungian,whoseheadwassplitopenwithashovel。Iwasoneoftwowhowentouttoarresthisassailant,andIhadnoneedtoaskwhohewas。Themountaineerwasadevil,theforemansaid,andIhadtoclubhimwithapistol—buttbeforehewouldgivein。
  Hesaidhewouldgetevenwithme;
  buttheyallsaythat,andIpaidnoattentiontothethreat。Foraweekhewaskeptinthecalaboose,andwhenI
  passedtheshantyjustafterhewassenttothecounty—seatfortrial,I
  founditempty。TheMalungian,too,wasgone。Withinafortnightthemountaineerwasinthedooroftheshantyagain。Havingnoaccuser,hehadbeendischarged。Hewentbacktohiswork,andifheopenedhislipsIneverknew。EverydayIsawhimatwork,andheneverfailedtogivemeasurlylook。EveryduskIsawhiminhisdoor—way,waiting,andI
  couldguessforwhat。Itwaseasytobelievethatthesternpurposeinhisfacewouldmakeitswaythroughspaceanddrawhertohimagain。
  Andshedidcomebackoneday。I
  hadjustlimpeddownthemountainwithasprainedankle。Acrowdofwomenwasgatheredattheedgeofthewoods,lookingwithalltheireyestotheshantyontheriver—bank。Thegirlstoodinthedoor—way。Themountaineerwascomingbackfromworkwithhisfacedown。
  ``Hehain’tseedheryit,’’saidone。
  ``He’sgoin’tokillhershore。Itol’
  herhewould。Shesaidshereckonedhewould,butshedidn’tkeer。’’
  ForamomentIwasparalyzedbythetragedyathand。Shewasinthedoorlookingathimwhenheraisedhishead。Foronemomenthestoodstill,staring,andthenhestartedtowardsherwithaquickenedstep。I
  startedtoo,then,everystepatorture,andasIlimpedaheadshemadeagestureofterrorandbackedintotheroombeforehim。Thedoorclosed,andIlistenedforapistol—shotandascream。Itmusthavebeendonewithaknife,Ithought,andquietly,forwhenIwaswithintenpacesofthecabinheopenedthedooragain。Hisfacewasverywhite;heheldonehandbehindhim,andhewasnervouslyfumblingathischillwiththeother。
  AshesteppedtowardsmeIcaughtthehandleofapistolinmysidepocketandwaited。Helookedatmesharply。
  ``Didyousaythepreacherlivedupthar?’’heasked。
  ``Yes,’’Isaid,breathlessly。
  Inthedoor—wayjustthenstoodthegirlwithabonnetinherhand,andatanodfromhimtheystartedupthehilltowardsthecottage。Theycamedownagainafterawhile,hestalkingahead,andshe,afterthemountainfashion,behind。AndafterthisfashionIsawthematsunsetnextdaypassoverthebridgeandintothemouthoftheGapwhencetheycame。ThroughthisGapcomestrangepeopleandstrangetalesfromtheKentuckyhills。
  Overit,sometimes,isthespanofarainbow。
  ATRICKO’TRADE
  Stranger,I’maseparATEman,an’I
  don’tinQUIZiteintonoman’sbusiness;
  butyouaxmestraight,an’Itellyestraight:YouwatcholeTom!
  Now,I’lltakeoleTomPerkins’wordaginanybody’s’ceptin’whenhitcomestoahosstradeurapieceo’land。Ferinthetrickso’sech,oleTom’lows——
  well,hit’sdiff’ent;an’Ireckon,stranger,ashowhitsorteris。Hewasa—stayin’
  atTom’shouse,thefurrinerwas,a—dickerin’
  ferapieceo’lan’——thesamepiece,mebbe,thatyou’reatternow——
  an’Tomkeepshimtharferaweektobeathimout’nadollar,an’thenwon’tlethimpaynaryacentferhisboa’d。
  Now,stranger,that’sTom。
  Well,AbeShiverswasa—workin’ferTom——you’veheerdtello’Abe——an’
  thefurrinerwasn’tmore’nhalfgoneaforeTomseedthatAbewasuptosomeofhisdevilMINT。AbekinhatchupmoredevilMINTinaminitthanSatanhisselfkininaweek;soTomjesgotAbeout’nthestableunderahoe—handle,an’tol’himtotellthewholethingstraighturhe’dhavetogotogloryrightthar。An’Abetol’!
  ’PearslikeAbehadfoun’astreako’
  ironoreonthelan’,an’hadrackedhisjinnyrightdowntoHazlanan’tol’thefurriner,whowasthara—buyin’wildlandsrightan’left。Co’se,Abewasgoin’tomakethefurrinerwhackupfergittin’thelan’socheap。Well,brother,thefurrinercomeuptoTom’san’gotTomintooneo’themnew—
  fangledtradeswhutthefurrinerscallsaoption——t’otherfellerkingitout’nhit,butyoucan’t。Thefurriner’lowedhe’dsendhispodneruptharnextdaytoputthethinginwritin’an’closeupthetrade。HitlookedlikeoleTomwasketchedfershore,an’efTomdidn’tra’r,I’dtellaman。Hejesletthathoe—
  handledraponAbefer’bouthaffenhour,jestogivehimtimetostudy,an’
  nextdaytharwasoleToma—settin’
  onhisorchardfencea—lookin’mightyunknowin’,whenthefurriner’spodnercomea—prancin’upan’axedefoldTomPerkinslivedthar。
  OleTomjeswhispers。
  Now,Icleanfergottotellye,stranger,thatAbeShiversnuvercouldtalkoutloud。Hetol’somanyliesthattheLawd——jestomakethingseven——sorterfixedAbe,Ireckon,sohecouldn’tlieonmore’nonesideo’theriveratatime。OleTomjesknowedt’otherfurrinerhadtol’thisun’boutAbe,an,’
  shore’nough,thefellersays,sortersoft,sayshe:
  ``Aw,youairthefellerwhutfoun’
  theore?’’
  OleTom——makin’likehewasAbe,mindye——jeswhispers:``Tharhain’tnonethar。’’
  Stranger,thefellermos’felloff’nhishoss。``Whut?’’sayshe。OleTomkep’
  a—whisperin’:``Tharhain’tnocoal——
  nonothing;oleTomPerkinsmademetellt’otherfurrinerthemlies。’’
  Well,sir,thefellerWASmad。``JeswhutItol’thatfoolpodnerofmine,’’
  hesays,an’hepulloutadollaran’giveshittoTom。Tomjessticksouthishan’withhisthum’turnedinjesso,an’thefurrinersays,``Well,efyoucan’ttalk,youkinmakepurtydamngoodsigns’’;butheforksoverfourmo’dollars(he’lowedoleTomhadsavedhimapileo’money),an’turnshishossan’
  pullsupagin。Hewasa—gittin’thelandsodurnedcheapthatIreckonhejeshatedtolethitgo,an’hesays,sayshe:
  ``Well,hain’tthegroun’rich?Won’thitraisenotabaccynurcornnurnothin’?’’
  OleTomjeswhispers:
  ``Totellyouthep’int—blanktruth,stranger,thatland’ssodurnedporethatIhain’tnuverbeenabletoraisemyvoice。’’
  Now,brother,I’maseparATEman,an’Idon’tinQUIZiteintonoman’sbusiness——
  butyouaxmestraightan’Itellyestraight。OleTomPerkinskintradewithfurriners,ferhehavel’arnedtheirways。YouwatcholeTom!
  GRAYSON’SBABY
  ThefirstsnowsiftedinthroughtheGapthatnight,andina``shack’’ofoneroomandalowloftamanwasdead,awomanwassicktodeath,andfourchildrenwerebarelyalive;andnobodyevenknew。Fortheywerehillpeople,whosicken,suffer,andsometimesdie,likeanimals,andmakenonoise。
  Grayson,theVirginian,comingdownfromthewoodsthatmorning,sawthebig—heartedlittledoctoroutsidethedooroftheshack,walkingupanddown,withhishandsinhispockets。HewaswhistlingsoftlywhenGraysongotnear,and,withoutstopping,pointedwithhisthumbwithin。Theoldestboysatstolidlyontheonechairintheroom,hislittlebrotherwasonthefloorhardby,andbothwerehuggingagreasystove。Thelittlegirlwaswithhermotherinthebed,bothalmostoutofsightunderaheapofquilts。Thebabywasinacradle,withitsfaceuncovered,whetherdeadorasleepGraysoncouldnottell。Apinecoffinwasbehindthedoor。Itwouldnothavebeenpossibletoaddtothedisorderoftheroom,andtheatmospheremadeGraysongasp。Hecameoutlookingwhite。Thefirstmantoarrivethereaftertookawaytheeldestboy,awomanpickedthebabygirlfromthebed,andachildlessyoungcoupletookupthepallidlittlefellowonthefloor。Thesewerestep—children。Thebabyboythatwasleftwasthewoman’sown。Nobodycameforthat,andGraysonwentinagainandlookedatitalongwhile。Solittle,sooldahumanfacehehadneverseen。Thebrowwaswrinkledaswithcenturiesofpain,andthelittledrawnmouthlookedasthoughthespiritwithinhadfoughtitsinheritancewithoutamurmur,andwouldfightonthatwaytotheend。ItwasthepluckofthefacethatdrewGrayson。``I’lltakeit,’’hesaid。Thedoctorwasnotwithouthissenseofhumoreventhen,buthenodded。``Cradleandall,’’hesaid,gravely。AndGraysonputbothononeshoulderandwalkedaway。
  Hehadlostthepowerofgivingfurthersurpriseinthattown,andhadhemeteverymanheknew,notoneofthemwouldhavefeltatlibertytoaskhimwhathewasdoing。AnhourlaterthedoctorfoundthechildinGrayson’sroom,andGraysonstilllookingatit。
  ``Isitgoingtolive,doctor?’’
  Thedoctorshookhishead。``Doubtful。
  Lookatthecolor。It’sstarved。
  There’snothingtodobuttowatchitandfeedit。Youcandothat。’’
  SoGraysonwatchedit,withafascinationofwhichhewashardlyconscious。Neverforoneinstantdiditslookchange——thequiet,unyieldingendurancethatnofaithandnophilosophycouldeverbringtohim。Itwasidealcourage,thatlook,toaccepttheinevitablebuttofightitjustthatway。Halfthelittlemountaintownwastalkingnextday——thatsuchatragedywaspossiblebythepublicroad—side,withreliefwithinsoundofthebaby’scry。Theoldestboywasleaststarved。Mightmaderightinanextremitylikehis,andtheboyhadtakencareofhimself。Theyoungcouplewhohadthesecondladinchargesaidtheyhadbeenwakenedatdaylightthenextmorningbysomenoiseintheroom。Lookingup,theysawthelittlefellowatthefireplacebreakinganegg。Hehadbuiltafire,hadgoteggsfromthekitchen,andwascookinghisbreakfast。Thelittlegirlwasmischievousandcheeryinspiteofherbadplight,andnobodyknewofthebabyexceptGraysonandthedoctor。
  Graysonwouldletnobodyelsein。Assoonasitwaswellenoughtobepeevishandtocry,hetookitbacktoitsmother,whowasstillabed。Along,darkmountaineerwasthere,ofwhomthewomanseemedhalfafraid。HefollowedGraysonoutside。
  ``Say,podner,’’hesaid,withanunpleasantsmile,``yedon’tgouptoCracker’sNeckfernothin’,doye?’’
  ThewomanhadlivedatCracker’sNeckbeforesheappearedattheGap,anditdidnotcometoGraysonwhatthemanmeantuntilhewashalf—waytohisroom。Thenheflushedhotandwheeledbacktothecabin,butthemountaineerwasgone。
  ``Tellthatfellowhehadbetterkeepoutofmyway,’’hesaidtothewoman,whounderstood,andwantedtosaysomething,butnotknowinghow,noddedsimply。Inafewdaystheotherchildrenwentbacktothecabin,anddayandnightGraysonwenttoseethechild,untilitwasoutofdanger,andafterwards。
  Itwasnotlongbeforethewomenintowncomplainedthatthemotherwasungrateful。Whentheysentthingstoeattohertheservantbroughtbackwordthatshehadcalledout,```Setthemoverthar,’withoutsomuchasathanky。’’Onemessagewasthat``shedidn’wantnosecond—handvictualsfromnobody’stable。’’Somebodysuggestedsendingthefamilytothepoor—house。
  Themothersaid``she’dgooutonhercrutchesandhoecornfust,andthatthepeoplewhotalked’boutsendin’hertothepo’—househadbettersavetheirbreathtomakeprayerswith。’’Onedayshewashiredtodosomewashing。Themistressofthehousehappenednottoriseuntilteno’clock。Nextmorningthemountainwomandidnotappearuntilthathour。``Shewasn’tgoin’toworkalickwhilethatwomanwasa—layin’inbed,’’shesaid,frankly。Andwhentheladywentdowntown,shetoodisappeared。Norwouldshe,sheexplainedtoGrayson,``whilethatwomanwasa—struttin’thestreets。’’
  Afterthat,onebyone,theyletheralone,andthewomanmadenotawordofcomplaint。Withinaweekshewasworkinginthefields,whensheshouldhavebeenbackinbed。Theresultwasthatthechildsickenedagain。
  Theoldlookcamebacktoitsface,andGraysonwastherenightandday。
  HewashavingtroubleoutinKentuckyaboutthistime,andhewenttotheBlueGrassprettyoften。Always,however,heleftmoneywithmetoseethatthechildwasproperlyburiedifitshoulddiewhilehewasgone;andoncehetelegraphedtoaskhowitwas。Hesaidhewassometimesafraidtoopenmylettersforfearthatheshouldreadthatthebabywasdead。ThechildknewGrayson’svoice,hisstep。Itwouldgotohimfromitsownmother。Whenitwassickestandlyingtorpiditwouldmovetheinstanthesteppedintotheroom,and,whenhespoke,wouldholdoutitsthinarms,withoutopeningitseyes,andforhoursGraysonwouldwalkthefloorwiththetroubledlittlebabyoverhisshoulder。Ithoughtseveraltimesitwoulddiewhen,ononetrip,Graysonwasawayfortwoweeks。Onemidnight,indeed,Ifoundthemothermoaning,andthreefemaleharpiesaboutthecradle。Thebabywasdyingthistime,andIranbackforaflaskofwhiskey。Tenminuteslatewiththewhiskeythatnightwouldhavebeentoolate。Thebabygottoknowmeandmyvoiceduringthatfortnight,butitwasstillindangerwhenGraysongotback,andwewenttoseeittogether。Itwasveryweak,andwebothleanedoverthecradle,fromeitherside,andIsawthepityandaffection——yes,hungry,half—shamedaffection——inGrayson’sface。Thechildopeneditseyes,lookedfromonetotheother,andheldoutitsarmstoME。Graysonshouldhaveknownthatthechildforgot——thatitwouldforgetitsownmother。Heturnedsharply,andhisfacewasalittlepale。Hegavesomethingtothewoman,andnottillthendidInoticethathersoftblackeyesneverlefthimwhilehewasinthecabin。Thechildgotwell;butGraysonneverwenttotheshackagain,andhesaidnothingwhenIcameinonenightandtoldhimthatsomemountaineer——along,darkfellow—hadtakenthewoman,thechildren,andthehouseholdgodsoftheshackbackintothemountains。
  ``Theydon’tgrievelong,’’Isaid,``thesepeople。’’
  ButlongafterwardsIsawthewomanagainalongthedustyroadthatleadsintotheGap。ShehadheardoverinthemountainsthatGraysonwasdead,andhadwalkedfortwodaystolearnifitwastrue。IpointedbacktowardsBeeRock,andtoldherthathehadfallenfromacliffbackthere。Shedidnotmove,nordidherlookchange。Moreover,shesaidnothing,and,beinginahurry,Ihadtorideon。
  Atthefoot—bridgeoverRoaringForkIlookedback。Thewomanwasstillthere,underthehotmid—daysunandinthedustoftheroad,motionless。
  COURTIN’ONCUTSHIN
  Hitwasthisway,stranger。Whenhitcomestohandlin’arightpeertgal,JebSomersairabouttheporestmanonFryin’Pan,Ireckon;an’PollyAnnSturgillhavegotthevineg’resttongueonCutshinoranyothercrick。
  SotheboysoveronFryin’Panmadeituptogit’emtogether。AbeShivers——you’veheerdtello’Abe——
  tol’JebthatPollyAnnhadseedhiminHazlan(whichshehadn’t,ofco’se),an’hadsaidp’int—blankthathewasthelikeliestfellershe’dseedinthemmountains。An’hetol’PollyAnnthatJebwasravin’crazy’bouther。
  Thepuremiseryofitjesmadehimplumbdelirious,Abesaid;an’’fPollyAnnwantedtofindhermatchferlanguigean’talkin’outpeert——well,shejesoughttostrikeJebSomers。Factis,stranger,JebSomersairmight’nighaidgit;butJeb’lowedhe’drackrightoveronCutshinan’setupwithPollyAnnSturgill;an’AbetellsPollyAnnthekingbeeaircomin’。An’PollyAnn’scousin,NanceOsborn,comesoverfromHellferSartain(whutrunsintoKingdom—Come)tostayallnightan’seethefun。
  Now,Ihain’tbeena—raftin’logsdowntothesettlemintso’Kaintuckfernighontotwentyyearfernothin’,An’Iknowgallivantin’isdiff’entwithusmountainfellersan’youfurriners,inthepremises,anyways,asthemlawyersuptocourtsays;thoughIreckonhit’spurtymuchthesameatterthepremisesisover。Wharyousays``courtin’,’’now,wesays``talkin’
  to。’’SallieSpurlockoveronFryin’
  Panisa—talkin’toJimHowardnow。
  Sallie’ssisterhain’tnuvertalkedtonoman。An’wharyousays``makin’acallonayounglady,’’wesays``settin’
  upwithagal’’!An’,stranger,wedoesit。Wehain’tgotmore’noneroomhardlyeverinthesemountains,an’
  we’rejesobleegedtosetuptodoanycourtin’atall。
  Well,yougoovertoSallie’stostayallnightsometime,an’purtysoonattersupperJimHowardcomesin。
  Theolemanan’theolewomangoestobed,an’thechil’unan’yougotobed,an’efyoukeepsoneeyeopenyou’llseeJim’scheeran’Sallie’scheera—movin’purtysoon,tilltheygetsplumbtogether。Then,stranger,hitbegins。NowIwantyetounderstandthatsettin’upmeansbusiness。Wedon’t’lownofoolishnessinthesemountains;an’’ftwofellershappenstomeetatthesamehouse,theyjesmakesthegalsaywhichoneshelikesbest,an’t’otheronegits!Well,you’llseeJimputhisarm’roundSallie’sneckan’whisperalongwhile——jesso。Mebbeyou’venoticedwhutfellersusmountainfolksairferwhisperin’。You’veseedfellersa—whisperin’alloverHazlanoncourtday,hain’tye?OleTomPerkins’llputhisarmaroun’yo’
  neckan’whisperinyo’yearefhe’stenmileout’nthewoods。Ireckonthar’sjessomuchdevilminta—goin’oninthesemountains,folksisnaturelyafeerdtotalkoutloud。
  Well,Jimlet’sgoan’Sallieputsherarmaroun’Jim’sneckan’whispersalongwhile——jesso;an’’fyouhappentowakeupanywhartotwoo’clockinthemornin’you’llseejesthata—goin’
  on。Brother,that’ssettin’up。
  Well,JebSomers,asIwasa—sayin’
  inthepremises,’lowedhe’drackrightoveronCutshinan’setupwithPollyAnncomin’Christmasnight。An’AbetellsPollyAnnJebsaysheaimstohaveherferaChristmasgiftaforemornin’。PollyAnnjessniffedsorter,butyouknowwomenfolksairalwaysmightyambitiousjestoSEEafelleranyways,’fhe’sa—pinin’fer’em。SoJebcome,an’Jebwasfixedupnowfittin’tokill。Jebhadhishairoileddownnicean’slick,andhismustachewasjesblackaspowdercouldmakehit。Naturelyhitwasred;butafellercan’tdonothin’inthesemountainswitharedmustache;an’Jebhadabigblackribbontiedinthebutto’
  thebigges’pistolAbeShiverscouldborrerferhim——hitwasabadgeo’
  deathan’deestructiontohisenemies,Abesaid,an’ItellyeJebdidlooklikeaman。Heneveropenedhismouthatterhesays``howdy’’——Jebneverdoessaynothin’;Jeb’soneo’
  themfellerswhuthidestharlacko’
  brainsbya—lookin’solemnan’a—keepin’
  still,butthardon’tnobodysaymuchtelltheolefolksairgonetobed,an’
  PollyAnnjes’lowedJebwasa—waitin’。
  Factis,stranger,AbeShivershadgotJebaleetledisguisedbyliquer,an’hedidlookfatan’sassy,efhecouldn’ttalk,a—settin’overinthecornera—
  plunkin’thebanjeran’a—knockin’off``Sour—woodMountain’’an’``Jinnygitaroun’’’an’``SoapsudsovertheFence。’’
  ``Chickensa—crowin’onSour—woodMountain,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!
  Gityo’dawgsan’we’llgohuntin’,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!’’
  An’whenJebcomesto``I’vegotagalattheheado’theholler,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!’’
  hejesturnsoneeye’roundonPollyAnn,an’thenswingshischinaroun’asthoughhedidn’tgiveacussfernothin’。
  ``Shewon’tcome,an’Iwon’tfoller,Heh—o—dee—um—dee—eedy—dahdy—dee!’’
  Well,sir,NanceseedthatPollyAnnwasa—eyin’Jebsorto’flusteredlike,an’shecomemight’nighsplittin’righttharan’a—sp’ilin’thefun,fersheknowedwhataskeeryfoolJebwas。
  An’whentheolefolksgoestobed,Nancelaystharunderaquilta—watchin’
  an’a—listenin’。Well,Jebknowedthepremises,efhecouldn’ttalk,an’
  purtysoonNanceheerdJeb’scheercreakaleetle,an’shesays,Jeb’sa—
  comin’,andJebwas;an’PollyAnn’lowedJebwasjesaleetleTOOresolutean’quick—like,an’shegotherhandreadytogivehimonelickanywaysferbein’sobrigaty。Idon’tknowasshe’d’a’hithimmore’nONCE。Jebhadafarm,an’PollyAnn——well,PollyAnnwasa—gittin’along。ButPollyAnnsottharjesasthoughshedidn’tknowJebwasa—comin’,an’Jebstoppedoncean’says,``Youhain’tgotnothin’aginme,hasye?’’
  An’PollyAnnsays,sorterquick,``Naw;efIhad,I’dpushit。’’
  Well,Jebmos’felloffhischeer,when,efhehadn’tbeensechaskeeryidgit,he’d’a’knowedthatPollyAnnwasplainopenan’sheta—biddin’ferhim。
  Buthesottharlikeaknotonalogferhaffenhour,an’thenherickollected,I
  reckon,thatAbehadtol’himPollyAnnwaspepperyan’hemustn’tmind,ferJebbeguna—movin’ag’intillhewasslam—bangaginPollyAnn’scheer。An’
  tharhesotlikeapunkin,notsayin’awordnurdoin’nothin’。An’whilePollyAnnwasa—wonderin’efhewasgoneplumbcrazy,blamemeefthatdurnedfooldidn’tturnroun’tothatpepperygalan’say,``Booh,PollyAnn!’’
  Well,Nancehadtostuffthebedquiltinhermouthrightthartokeepfromhollerin’outloud,ferPollyAnn’shandwasa—hangin’downbythecheer,jesa—waitin’ferajob,andNanceseedthefingersa—twitchin’。An’Jebwaitsanotherhaffenhouran’Jebsays,``Ortern’tIbekilled?’’
  ``Whutfer?’’saysPollyAnn,sortersharp。
  An’Jebsays,``Ferbein’sodevilish。’’
  Well,brother,Nancesnortedrightoutthar,an’PollyAnnSturgill’shandrizupjesonce;an’I’veheerdJebSomerssaythenexttimehejumpsouto’theFryin’Panhe’sa—goin’totakehell—
  fire’stido’Cutshinferaplacetolight。
  THEMESSAGEINTHESAND
  Stranger,youfurrinersdon’tnuverseemtoconsiderthatawomanhasalwaysgotthedeviltofightintwopeopleatonce!Hit’stwoaginone,I
  tellye,an’hithain’tfa’r。
  That’swhatIsaidmore’ntwoyearago,whenRosieBranhamwasa—layin’
  uptharatDaveHall’s,whitean’mos’
  dead。An’,GOD,boys,Isays,thatleetlethingintharbyhershorelycan’tbetoblame。
  Tharhain’tbeenawordaginRosiesence;an’,stranger,Ireckontharnuverwillbe。Fer,whilethegalhain’tgothideo’kithorkin,tharairtwofellersuphyehsorterlookin’atterRosie;an’
  oneof’emistheshootin’es’manonthiscrick,Ireckon,’ceptone;an’,stranger,that’st’other。
  Rosiekep’hermouthshetferalongwhile;an’Ireckonashowthefeller’lowedshewasn’tgoin’totell。Co’sethewomanfolksgothitout’nher——theyal’aysgitswhuttheywant,asyouknow——an’tharthesorrycusswas——a—livin’
  uptharintheBend,jesaroun’thatbluffo’lorrelyander,a—lookin’pious,an’
  a—singin’,an’a—sayin’Amenlouder’nanybodywhentharwasmeetin’。
  Well,myboyJiman’aloto’fellersjeswentupferhimrightaway。Idon’tknowastheboyswould’a’killedhimEXACTLYeftheyhadkotchedhim,thoughtheymought;buttheygotAbeShivers,astol’thefellertheywasa—comin’——
  you’veheardtello’Abe—an’theymos’
  beatAbrahamShiverstodeath。Stranger,thesorrycusswasDave。Rosiehadn’tnodaddyan’nomammy;an’
  shewasjesa—workin’atDave’sferhervictualsan’clo’es。’Pearsliketheporegalwasjestrickedintoevil。Lookedlikeshewassorter’witched——an’anyways,stranger,shewasafightin’SataninHERSELF,aswellasinDave。Hitwastwoaginone,Itellye,an’hitwasn’tfa’r。
  Co’setheyturnedRosierightoutintheroadIhain’tgotawordtosayaginDave’swifeferthat;an’atterawhiletheboysletsDavecomeback,totakekeero’hisolemammy,ofco’se,butItellyeDave’sa—playin’apurtylonesometune。HekeepspurtyshyYIT。
  Hedon’tnuversa’nterdownthisway。
  ’Pearslikehedon’tseemtothinkhit’shealthyferhimdownhyeh,an’IreckonDave’sright。
  Rosie?Oh,well,IsortertukRosieinmyself。Yes,she’sbeenlivin’tharintheshackwithmean’myboyJim,an’the——Why,tharheisnow,stranger。
  That’shima—wallerin’outtharintheroad。Doyoureckonthar’dbeasinglethingaginthatleetlecussefhehadtostan’uponJedgmentDayjesasheisnow?
  Lookhyeh,stranger,whutyoureckontheLawdkep’a—writin’tharonthegroun’thatdaywhenthemfellerswasa—pesterin’him’boutthatporewoman?
  Don’tyoujesknowhewasawritin’
  ’boutsechasHIM——an’Rosie?Itellye,brother,hewrittharjeswhatI’mal’aysa—sayin’。
  Hithain’tthewoman’sfault。Isaiditmore’ntwoyearago,whenRosiewasuptharatoleDave’s,an’Isaidityestiddy,whenmyboyJimcometomean’’lowedashowheaimedtotakeRosiedowntotownto—dayan’
  gitmarried。
  ``Youricollect,dad,’’saysJim,``hermammy?’’
  ``Yes,Jim,’’Isays;``allthebetterreasonnottobetoohardonRosie。’’
  I’ma—lookin’fer’embothbackrightnow,stranger;an’efyouwill,I’llbemightygladtohaveyestayrighthyehtotheinfairthisverynight。TharnuverwasawordaginRosieafore,tharhain’tbeensence,an’youkinrideupan’downthisrivertillthecracko’dooman’you’llnuverhearawordaginherag’in。Fer,asItol’you,myboy,Jimistheshoot—
  in’es’felleronthiscrick,Ireckon,’ceptONE,an’,stranger,that’sME!