hunter。AttheendofthelunchSethBullocksuddenlyreachedforward,sweptasideamassofflowerswhichmadeacenterpieceonthetable,andrevealedabronzecougarbyProctor,whichwasapartinggifttome。Thelunchpartyandthecougarwerethenphotographedonthelawn。
Someoftheyoungerofficerswhoweremyconstantcompanionsonthesewalksandridespointedouttometheconditionofutterphysicalworthlessnessintowhichcertainoftheelderoneshadpermittedthemselvestolapse,andtheverybadeffectthiswouldcertainlyhaveifeverthearmywerecalledintoservice。Ithenlookedintothematterformyself,andwasreallyshockedatwhatIfound。Manyoftheolderofficersweresounfitphysicallythattheirconditionwouldhaveexcitedlaughter,haditnotbeensoserious,tothinkthattheybelongedtothemilitaryarmoftheGovernment。Acavalrycolonelprovedunabletokeephishorseatasmarttrotforevenhalfamile,whenIvisitedhispost;aMajor-Generalprovedafraideventolethishorsecanter,whenhewentonaridewithus;andcertainotherwisegoodmenprovedasunabletowalkasiftheyhadbeensedentarybrokers。IconsultedwithmenlikeMajor-GeneralsWoodandBell,whowerethemselvesoffinephysique,withbodiesfittomeetanydemand。
Itwaslateinmyadministration;andwedeemeditbestonlytomakeabeginning——experienceteachesthemostinveteratereformerhowharditistogetatotallynon-militarynationtoacceptseriouslyanymilitaryimprovement。Accordingly,Imerelyissueddirectionsthateachofficershouldprovehisabilitytowalkfiftymiles,orrideonehundred,inthreedays。
Thisis,ofcourse,atestwhichmanyahealthymiddle-agedwomanwouldbeabletomeet。Butalargeportionofthepressadoptedtheviewthatitwasabitofcapricioustyrannyonmypart;andaconsiderablenumberofelderlyofficers,withdeskratherthanfieldexperience,intriguedwiththeirfriendsinCongresstohavetheorderannulled。SoonedayItookarideofalittleoveronehundredmilesmyself,incompanywithSurgeon-GeneralRixeyandtwootherofficers。
TheVirginiaroadswerefrozenandinruts,andintheafternoonandeveningtherewasastormofsnowandsleet;andwhenithadbeenthusexperimentallyshown,underunfavorableconditions,howeasyitwastodoinonedaythetaskforwhichthearmyofficerswereallowedthreedays,allopenobjectionceased。Butsomebureauchiefsstilldidasmuchunderhandedworkagainsttheorderastheydared,anditwasoftendifficulttoreachthem。IntheMarineCorpsCaptainLeonard,whohadlostanarmatTientsin,withtwoofhislieutenantsdidthefiftymilesinoneday;fortheywerevigorousyoungmen,wholaughedattheideaoftreatingafifty-milewalkasover-fatiguing。Well,theNavyDepartmentofficialsrebukedthem,andmadethemtakethewalkoveragaininthreedays,onthegroundthattakingitinonedaydidnotcomplywiththeregulations!Thisseemsunbelievable;butLeonardassuresmeitistrue。Hedidnotinformmeatthetime,beingafraidto“getinwrong“withhispermanentsuperiors。IfIhadknownoftheorder,shortworkwouldhavebeenmadeofthebureaucratwhoissuedit。[*]
[*]Oneofourbestnavalofficerssentmethefollowingletter,aftertheabovehadappeared:——
“InoteinyourAutobiographynowbeingpublishedintheOutlookthatyourefertothereasonswhichledyoutoestablishaphysicaltestfortheArmy,andtotheactionyoutookyour100-
mileridetopreventthetestbeingabolished。Doubtlessyoudidnotknowthefollowingfacts:
“1。Thefirstannualnavytestof50milesinthreedayswassubsequentlyreducedto25milesintwodaysineachquarter。
“2。Thiswasfurtherreducedto10mileseachmonth,whichisthepresent’test,’andthereisdangerlesteventhisutterlyinsufficienttestbeabolished。
“IencloseacopyofarecentlettertotheSurgeonGeneralwhichwillshowourpresentdeplorableconditionandtheworseconditionintowhichweareslippingback。
“Theoriginaltestof50milesinthreedaysdidaverygreatdealofgood。Itdecreasedbythousandsofdollarsthemoneyexpendedonstreetcarfare,andbyamuchgreatersumtheamountexpendedoverthebar。Iteliminatedanumberofthewhollyunfit;ittaughtofficerstowalk;itforcedthemtolearnthecareoftheirfeetandthatoftheirmen;anditimprovedtheirgeneralhealthandwasrapidlyformingatasteforphysicalexercise。”
Theenclosedletterraninpartasfollows:——
“Iamreturningunderseparatecover’TheSoldiers’FootandtheMilitaryShoe。’
“ThebookcontainsknowledgeofapracticalcharacterthatisvaluableforthemenwhoHAVETOMARCH,WHOHAVESUFFEREDFROM
FOOTTROUBLES,ANDWHOMUSTAVOIDTHEMINORDERTOATTAIN
EFFICIENCY。
“Thewordsincapitalsexpress,accordingtomyidea,thegistofthewholematterasregardsmilitarymen。
“Thearmyofficerwhosemenbreakdownontestgetsablackeye。
Theonewhosemenshowefficiencyinthisrespectgetsabouquet。
“Tosuchmenthebookisinvaluable。Thereisnodangerthattheywillneglectit。Theywillactuallylearnit,forexactlythesamereasonsthatourfellowslearnthegunneryinstructions——ordidlearnthembeforetheywerewithdrawnandburned。
“BUT,Ihavenotbeenabletointerestasinglenavalofficerinthisfinebook。Theywilllookatthepicturesandsayitisagoodbook,buttheywon’treadit。Themarineofficers,onthecontrary,areverymuchinterested,becausetheyhavetoteachtheirmentocarefortheirfeetandtheymustknowhowtocarefortheirown。Butthenavalofficersfeelnosuchnecessity,simplybecausetheirmendonothavetodemonstratetheirefficiencybypracticemarches,andtheythemselvesdonothavetodoastuntthatwillshowuptheirownignoranceandinefficiencyinthematter。
“Forexample,sometimeagoIwastalkingwithsomechapsaboutshoes——thenecessityofhavingthemlongenoughandwideenough,etc。,andoneofthemsaid:’Ihavenouseforsuchshoes,asI
neverwalkexceptwhenIhaveto,andanyoldshoesdoforthe10-
mile-a-monthstunt,’sothereyouare!
“Whenthefirsttestwasordered,EdmonstonWashingtonshoeman
toldmethathesoldmorerealwalkingshoestonavalofficersinthreemonthsthanhehadinthethreeprecedingyears。Iknowthreeofficerswholostbothbig-toenailsafterthefirsttest,andanotherwhowalkedninemilesinpracticewithapairofheavywalkingshoesthatweretoosmallandwaslaidupforthreedays——
couldnotcometotheoffice。Iknowplentyofmenwhoafterthefirsttesthadtoborrowshoesfromlargermenuntiltheirfeet’wentdown’totheirnormalsize。
“Thistestmayhavebeenabittoostrenuousforoldheartsofmenwhohadnevertakenanyexercise,butitwasexcellentasamatterofinstructionandtrainingofhandlingfeet——andinanemergencysuchaswesoonmayhaveinMexicosoundheartsarenotmuchgoodifthefeetwon’tstand。
“However,the25-miletestintwodayseachquarteransweredthesamepurpose,forthereasonthat12。5mileswillproducesorefeetwithbadshoes,andsorefeetandlamemusclesevenwithgoodshoes,iftherehasbeennopracticemarching。
“Itwasthenecessityofdoing12。5MOREMILESONTHESECONDDAY
WITHSOREFEETANDLAMEMUSCLESthatmade’emsitupandtakenotice——made’empracticewalking,made’emavoidstreetcars,buypropershoes,showsomecuriosityaboutsoxandthecareofthefeetingeneral。
“Allthispassedoutwiththeintroductionofthelasttestof10
milesamonth。Asonefellowsaid:’Icandothatinsneakers’——
buthecouldn’tiftheseconddayinvolvedatramponthesorefeet。
“Thepointisthatwhereasformerlyofficershadtopracticewalkingabitandgivesomeattentiontoproperfootgear,nowtheydon’thaveto,andthenaturalconsequenceisthattheydon’tdoit。
“Thereareplentyofofficerswhodonotwalkanymorethanisnecessarytoreachastreetcarthatwillcarrythemfromtheirresidencestotheiroffices。Somewhohavemotorsdonotdosomuch。Theytakenoexercise。Theytakecocktailsinsteadandaregettingbeefyand’ponchy,’andsomethingshouldbedonetoremedythisstateofaffairs。
“Itwouldnotbenecessaryifserviceopinionrequiredofficerssotoordertheirlivesthatitwouldbecommonknowledgethattheywere’hard,’inordertoavoidthedangerofbeingselectedout。
“Wehavenosuchserviceopinion,anditisnotinprocessofformation。Onthecontrary,itisknownthatthe’PrincipalDignitaries’unanimouslyadvisedtheSecretarytoabandonallphysicaltests。He,acivilian,waswiseenoughnottotaketheadvice。
“Iwouldliketoseeatestestablishedthatwouldobligeofficerstotakesufficientexercisetopassitwithoutinconvenience。Forthereasonsgivenabove,20milesintwodayseveryothermonthwoulddothebusiness,while10mileseachmonthdoesnottouchit,simplybecausenobodyhastowalkon’nextday’feet。Asfortheproposedtestofsomanyhours’exercise’aweek,theflatfootsofthependulousbellymusclesaredelighted。Theyarelookingintothequestionofpedometers,andwillhangoneoftheseontheirwheezychestsandletitcounteveryshufflingsteptheytakeoutofdoors。
“Ifwehadanadequatetestthroughout20years,therewouldattheendofthattimebefewifanysacksofblubberattheupperendofthelist;andserviceopinionagainstthatsortofthingwouldbeestablished。”
Thesetestswerekeptduringmyadministration。Theywereafterwardsabandoned;notthroughperversityorviciousness;butthroughweakness,andinabilitytounderstandtheneedofpreparednessinadvance,iftheemergenciesofwararetobeproperlymet,when,orif,theyarrive。
Innocountrywithanarmyworthcallingsuchisthereachanceforamanphysicallyunfittostayintheservice。Ourcountrymenshouldunderstandthateveryarmyofficer——andeverymarineofficer——oughttobesummarilyremovedfromtheserviceunlessheisabletoundergofarsevererteststhanthosewhich,asabeginning,Iimposed。Tofollowanyothercourseistoputapremiumonslothfulincapacity,andtodothegravestwrongtotheNation。
Ihavementionedalltheseexperiences,andIcouldmentionscoresofothers,becauseoutofthemgrewmyphilosophy——perhapstheywereinpartcausedbymyphilosophy——ofbodilyvigorasamethodofgettingthatvigorofsoulwithoutwhichvigorofthebodycountsfornothing。
Thedwellerincitieshaslesschancethanthedwellerinthecountrytokeephisbodysoundandvigorous。Buthecandoso,ifonlyhewilltakethetrouble。Anyyounglawyer,shopkeeper,orclerk,orshop-
assistantcankeephimselfingoodconditionifhetries。SomeofthebestmenwhohaveeverservedundermeintheNationalGuardandinmyregimentwereformerclerksorfloor-walkers。Why,JohnnyHayes,theMarathonvictor,andatonetimeworldchampion,oneofmyvaluedfriendsandsupporters,wasafloor-walkerinBloomingdale’sbigdepartmentstore。SurelywithJohnnyHayesasanexample,anyyoungmaninacitycanhopetomakehisbodyallthatavigorousman’sbodyshouldbe。
IoncemadeaspeechtowhichIgavethetitle“TheStrenuousLife。”
AfterwardsIpublishedavolumeofessayswiththisforatitle。Thereweretwotranslationsofitwhichalwaysespeciallypleasedme。OnewasbyaJapaneseofficerwhoknewEnglishwell,andwhohadcarriedtheessayallthroughtheManchuriancampaign,andlatertranslateditforthebenefitofhiscountrymen。TheotherwasbyanItalianlady,whosebrother,anofficerintheItalianarmywhohaddiedondutyinaforeignland,hadalsogreatlylikedthearticleandcarrieditroundwithhim。IntranslatingthetitletheladyrendereditinItalianas/VigordiVita/。Ithoughtthistranslationagreatimprovementontheoriginal,andhavealwayswishedthatIhadmyselfused“TheVigorofLife“asaheadingtoindicatewhatIwastryingtopreach,insteadoftheheadingIactuallydiduse。