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  hunter。AttheendofthelunchSethBullocksuddenlyreachedforward,sweptasideamassofflowerswhichmadeacenterpieceonthetable,andrevealedabronzecougarbyProctor,whichwasapartinggifttome。Thelunchpartyandthecougarwerethenphotographedonthelawn。
  Someoftheyoungerofficerswhoweremyconstantcompanionsonthesewalksandridespointedouttometheconditionofutterphysicalworthlessnessintowhichcertainoftheelderoneshadpermittedthemselvestolapse,andtheverybadeffectthiswouldcertainlyhaveifeverthearmywerecalledintoservice。Ithenlookedintothematterformyself,andwasreallyshockedatwhatIfound。Manyoftheolderofficersweresounfitphysicallythattheirconditionwouldhaveexcitedlaughter,haditnotbeensoserious,tothinkthattheybelongedtothemilitaryarmoftheGovernment。Acavalrycolonelprovedunabletokeephishorseatasmarttrotforevenhalfamile,whenIvisitedhispost;aMajor-Generalprovedafraideventolethishorsecanter,whenhewentonaridewithus;andcertainotherwisegoodmenprovedasunabletowalkasiftheyhadbeensedentarybrokers。IconsultedwithmenlikeMajor-GeneralsWoodandBell,whowerethemselvesoffinephysique,withbodiesfittomeetanydemand。
  Itwaslateinmyadministration;andwedeemeditbestonlytomakeabeginning——experienceteachesthemostinveteratereformerhowharditistogetatotallynon-militarynationtoacceptseriouslyanymilitaryimprovement。Accordingly,Imerelyissueddirectionsthateachofficershouldprovehisabilitytowalkfiftymiles,orrideonehundred,inthreedays。
  Thisis,ofcourse,atestwhichmanyahealthymiddle-agedwomanwouldbeabletomeet。Butalargeportionofthepressadoptedtheviewthatitwasabitofcapricioustyrannyonmypart;andaconsiderablenumberofelderlyofficers,withdeskratherthanfieldexperience,intriguedwiththeirfriendsinCongresstohavetheorderannulled。SoonedayItookarideofalittleoveronehundredmilesmyself,incompanywithSurgeon-GeneralRixeyandtwootherofficers。
  TheVirginiaroadswerefrozenandinruts,andintheafternoonandeveningtherewasastormofsnowandsleet;andwhenithadbeenthusexperimentallyshown,underunfavorableconditions,howeasyitwastodoinonedaythetaskforwhichthearmyofficerswereallowedthreedays,allopenobjectionceased。Butsomebureauchiefsstilldidasmuchunderhandedworkagainsttheorderastheydared,anditwasoftendifficulttoreachthem。IntheMarineCorpsCaptainLeonard,whohadlostanarmatTientsin,withtwoofhislieutenantsdidthefiftymilesinoneday;fortheywerevigorousyoungmen,wholaughedattheideaoftreatingafifty-milewalkasover-fatiguing。Well,theNavyDepartmentofficialsrebukedthem,andmadethemtakethewalkoveragaininthreedays,onthegroundthattakingitinonedaydidnotcomplywiththeregulations!Thisseemsunbelievable;butLeonardassuresmeitistrue。Hedidnotinformmeatthetime,beingafraidto“getinwrong“withhispermanentsuperiors。IfIhadknownoftheorder,shortworkwouldhavebeenmadeofthebureaucratwhoissuedit。[*]
  [*]Oneofourbestnavalofficerssentmethefollowingletter,aftertheabovehadappeared:——
  “InoteinyourAutobiographynowbeingpublishedintheOutlookthatyourefertothereasonswhichledyoutoestablishaphysicaltestfortheArmy,andtotheactionyoutookyour100-
  mileridetopreventthetestbeingabolished。Doubtlessyoudidnotknowthefollowingfacts:
  “1。Thefirstannualnavytestof50milesinthreedayswassubsequentlyreducedto25milesintwodaysineachquarter。
  “2。Thiswasfurtherreducedto10mileseachmonth,whichisthepresent’test,’andthereisdangerlesteventhisutterlyinsufficienttestbeabolished。
  “IencloseacopyofarecentlettertotheSurgeonGeneralwhichwillshowourpresentdeplorableconditionandtheworseconditionintowhichweareslippingback。
  “Theoriginaltestof50milesinthreedaysdidaverygreatdealofgood。Itdecreasedbythousandsofdollarsthemoneyexpendedonstreetcarfare,andbyamuchgreatersumtheamountexpendedoverthebar。Iteliminatedanumberofthewhollyunfit;ittaughtofficerstowalk;itforcedthemtolearnthecareoftheirfeetandthatoftheirmen;anditimprovedtheirgeneralhealthandwasrapidlyformingatasteforphysicalexercise。”
  Theenclosedletterraninpartasfollows:——
  “Iamreturningunderseparatecover’TheSoldiers’FootandtheMilitaryShoe。’
  “ThebookcontainsknowledgeofapracticalcharacterthatisvaluableforthemenwhoHAVETOMARCH,WHOHAVESUFFEREDFROM
  FOOTTROUBLES,ANDWHOMUSTAVOIDTHEMINORDERTOATTAIN
  EFFICIENCY。
  “Thewordsincapitalsexpress,accordingtomyidea,thegistofthewholematterasregardsmilitarymen。
  “Thearmyofficerwhosemenbreakdownontestgetsablackeye。
  Theonewhosemenshowefficiencyinthisrespectgetsabouquet。
  “Tosuchmenthebookisinvaluable。Thereisnodangerthattheywillneglectit。Theywillactuallylearnit,forexactlythesamereasonsthatourfellowslearnthegunneryinstructions——ordidlearnthembeforetheywerewithdrawnandburned。
  “BUT,Ihavenotbeenabletointerestasinglenavalofficerinthisfinebook。Theywilllookatthepicturesandsayitisagoodbook,buttheywon’treadit。Themarineofficers,onthecontrary,areverymuchinterested,becausetheyhavetoteachtheirmentocarefortheirfeetandtheymustknowhowtocarefortheirown。Butthenavalofficersfeelnosuchnecessity,simplybecausetheirmendonothavetodemonstratetheirefficiencybypracticemarches,andtheythemselvesdonothavetodoastuntthatwillshowuptheirownignoranceandinefficiencyinthematter。
  “Forexample,sometimeagoIwastalkingwithsomechapsaboutshoes——thenecessityofhavingthemlongenoughandwideenough,etc。,andoneofthemsaid:’Ihavenouseforsuchshoes,asI
  neverwalkexceptwhenIhaveto,andanyoldshoesdoforthe10-
  mile-a-monthstunt,’sothereyouare!
  “Whenthefirsttestwasordered,EdmonstonWashingtonshoeman
  toldmethathesoldmorerealwalkingshoestonavalofficersinthreemonthsthanhehadinthethreeprecedingyears。Iknowthreeofficerswholostbothbig-toenailsafterthefirsttest,andanotherwhowalkedninemilesinpracticewithapairofheavywalkingshoesthatweretoosmallandwaslaidupforthreedays——
  couldnotcometotheoffice。Iknowplentyofmenwhoafterthefirsttesthadtoborrowshoesfromlargermenuntiltheirfeet’wentdown’totheirnormalsize。
  “Thistestmayhavebeenabittoostrenuousforoldheartsofmenwhohadnevertakenanyexercise,butitwasexcellentasamatterofinstructionandtrainingofhandlingfeet——andinanemergencysuchaswesoonmayhaveinMexicosoundheartsarenotmuchgoodifthefeetwon’tstand。
  “However,the25-miletestintwodayseachquarteransweredthesamepurpose,forthereasonthat12。5mileswillproducesorefeetwithbadshoes,andsorefeetandlamemusclesevenwithgoodshoes,iftherehasbeennopracticemarching。
  “Itwasthenecessityofdoing12。5MOREMILESONTHESECONDDAY
  WITHSOREFEETANDLAMEMUSCLESthatmade’emsitupandtakenotice——made’empracticewalking,made’emavoidstreetcars,buypropershoes,showsomecuriosityaboutsoxandthecareofthefeetingeneral。
  “Allthispassedoutwiththeintroductionofthelasttestof10
  milesamonth。Asonefellowsaid:’Icandothatinsneakers’——
  buthecouldn’tiftheseconddayinvolvedatramponthesorefeet。
  “Thepointisthatwhereasformerlyofficershadtopracticewalkingabitandgivesomeattentiontoproperfootgear,nowtheydon’thaveto,andthenaturalconsequenceisthattheydon’tdoit。
  “Thereareplentyofofficerswhodonotwalkanymorethanisnecessarytoreachastreetcarthatwillcarrythemfromtheirresidencestotheiroffices。Somewhohavemotorsdonotdosomuch。Theytakenoexercise。Theytakecocktailsinsteadandaregettingbeefyand’ponchy,’andsomethingshouldbedonetoremedythisstateofaffairs。
  “Itwouldnotbenecessaryifserviceopinionrequiredofficerssotoordertheirlivesthatitwouldbecommonknowledgethattheywere’hard,’inordertoavoidthedangerofbeingselectedout。
  “Wehavenosuchserviceopinion,anditisnotinprocessofformation。Onthecontrary,itisknownthatthe’PrincipalDignitaries’unanimouslyadvisedtheSecretarytoabandonallphysicaltests。He,acivilian,waswiseenoughnottotaketheadvice。
  “Iwouldliketoseeatestestablishedthatwouldobligeofficerstotakesufficientexercisetopassitwithoutinconvenience。Forthereasonsgivenabove,20milesintwodayseveryothermonthwoulddothebusiness,while10mileseachmonthdoesnottouchit,simplybecausenobodyhastowalkon’nextday’feet。Asfortheproposedtestofsomanyhours’exercise’aweek,theflatfootsofthependulousbellymusclesaredelighted。Theyarelookingintothequestionofpedometers,andwillhangoneoftheseontheirwheezychestsandletitcounteveryshufflingsteptheytakeoutofdoors。
  “Ifwehadanadequatetestthroughout20years,therewouldattheendofthattimebefewifanysacksofblubberattheupperendofthelist;andserviceopinionagainstthatsortofthingwouldbeestablished。”
  Thesetestswerekeptduringmyadministration。Theywereafterwardsabandoned;notthroughperversityorviciousness;butthroughweakness,andinabilitytounderstandtheneedofpreparednessinadvance,iftheemergenciesofwararetobeproperlymet,when,orif,theyarrive。
  Innocountrywithanarmyworthcallingsuchisthereachanceforamanphysicallyunfittostayintheservice。Ourcountrymenshouldunderstandthateveryarmyofficer——andeverymarineofficer——oughttobesummarilyremovedfromtheserviceunlessheisabletoundergofarsevererteststhanthosewhich,asabeginning,Iimposed。Tofollowanyothercourseistoputapremiumonslothfulincapacity,andtodothegravestwrongtotheNation。
  Ihavementionedalltheseexperiences,andIcouldmentionscoresofothers,becauseoutofthemgrewmyphilosophy——perhapstheywereinpartcausedbymyphilosophy——ofbodilyvigorasamethodofgettingthatvigorofsoulwithoutwhichvigorofthebodycountsfornothing。
  Thedwellerincitieshaslesschancethanthedwellerinthecountrytokeephisbodysoundandvigorous。Buthecandoso,ifonlyhewilltakethetrouble。Anyyounglawyer,shopkeeper,orclerk,orshop-
  assistantcankeephimselfingoodconditionifhetries。SomeofthebestmenwhohaveeverservedundermeintheNationalGuardandinmyregimentwereformerclerksorfloor-walkers。Why,JohnnyHayes,theMarathonvictor,andatonetimeworldchampion,oneofmyvaluedfriendsandsupporters,wasafloor-walkerinBloomingdale’sbigdepartmentstore。SurelywithJohnnyHayesasanexample,anyyoungmaninacitycanhopetomakehisbodyallthatavigorousman’sbodyshouldbe。
  IoncemadeaspeechtowhichIgavethetitle“TheStrenuousLife。”
  AfterwardsIpublishedavolumeofessayswiththisforatitle。Thereweretwotranslationsofitwhichalwaysespeciallypleasedme。OnewasbyaJapaneseofficerwhoknewEnglishwell,andwhohadcarriedtheessayallthroughtheManchuriancampaign,andlatertranslateditforthebenefitofhiscountrymen。TheotherwasbyanItalianlady,whosebrother,anofficerintheItalianarmywhohaddiedondutyinaforeignland,hadalsogreatlylikedthearticleandcarrieditroundwithhim。IntranslatingthetitletheladyrendereditinItalianas/VigordiVita/。Ithoughtthistranslationagreatimprovementontheoriginal,andhavealwayswishedthatIhadmyselfused“TheVigorofLife“asaheadingtoindicatewhatIwastryingtopreach,insteadoftheheadingIactuallydiduse。