supposeitsoundsarchaic,butIcannothelpthinkingthatthepeoplewithmotorboatsmissagreatdeal。Iftheywouldonlykeeptorowboatsorcanoes,anduseoarorpaddlethemselves,theywouldgetinfinitelymorebenefitthanbyhavingtheirworkdoneforthembygasoline。ButIrarelytookexercisemerelyasexercise。PrimarilyI
tookitbecauseIlikedit。Playshouldneverbeallowedtointerferewithwork;andalifedevotedmerelytoplayis,ofallformsofexistence,themostdismal。Butthejoyoflifeisaverygoodthing,andwhileworkistheessentialinit,playalsohasitsplace。
Whenobligedtoliveincities,Iforalongtimefoundthatboxingandwrestlingenabledmetogetagooddealofexerciseincondensedandattractiveform。IwasreluctantlyobligedtoabandonbothasI
grewolder。Idroppedthewrestlingearliest。WhenIbecameGovernor,thechampionmiddleweightwrestlerofAmericahappenedtobeinAlbany,andIgothimtocomeroundthreeorfourafternoonsaweek。
IncidentallyImaymentionthathispresencecausedmeadifficultywiththeComptroller,whorefusedtoauditabillIputinforawrestling-mat,explainingthatIcouldhaveabilliard-table,billiardsbeingrecognizedasaproperGubernatorialamusement,butthatawrestling-matsymbolizedsomethingunusualandunheardofandcouldnotbepermitted。ThemiddleweightchampionwasofcoursesomuchbetterthanIwasthathecouldnotonlytakecareofhimselfbutofmetooandseethatIwasnothurt——forwrestlingisamuchmoreviolentamusementthanboxing。Butafteracoupleofmonthshehadtogoaway,andheleftasasubstituteagood-humored,stalwartprofessionaloarsman。Theoarsmanturnedouttoknowverylittleaboutwrestling。Hecouldnoteventakecareofhimself,nottospeakofme。
Bytheendofoursecondafternoononeofhislongribshadbeencavedinandtwoofmyshortribsbadlydamaged,andmyleftshoulder-bladesonearlyshovedoutofplacethatitcreaked。HewasnearlyaspleasedasIwaswhenItoldhimIthoughtwewould“votethewarafailure“andabandonwrestling。AfterthatItookupboxingagain。
WhilePresidentIusedtoboxwithsomeoftheaides,aswellasplaysingle-stickwithGeneralWood。AfterafewyearsIhadtoabandonboxingaswellaswrestling,forinoneboutayoungcaptainofartillerycross-counteredmeontheeye,andtheblowsmashedthelittleblood-vessels。Fortunatelyitwasmylefteye,butthesighthasbeendimeversince,andifithadbeentherighteyeIshouldhavebeenentirelyunabletoshoot。AccordinglyIthoughtitbettertoacknowledgethatIhadbecomeanelderlymanandwouldhavetostopboxing。Ithentookupjiu-jitsuforayearortwo。
WhenIwasintheLegislatureandwasworkingveryhard,withlittlechanceofgettingoutofdoors,alltheexerciseIgotwasboxingandwrestling。Ayoungfellowturnedupwhowasasecond-rateprize-
fighter,thesonofoneofmyoldboxingteachers。ForseveralweeksI
hadhimcomeroundtomyroomsinthemorningtoputonthegloveswithmeforhalfanhour。Thenhesuddenlystopped,andsomedayslaterIreceivedaletterofwoefromhimfromthejail。Ifoundthathewasbyprofessionaburglar,andmerelyfollowedboxingastheamusementofhislightermoments,orwhenbusinesswasslack。
Naturally,beingfondofboxing,Igrewtoknowagoodmanyprize-
fighters,andtomostofthoseIknewIgrewgenuinelyattached。I
haveneverbeenabletosympathizewiththeoutcryagainstprize-
fighters。TheonlyobjectionIhavetotheprizeringisthecrookednessthathasattendeditscommercialdevelopment。OutsideofthisIregardboxing,whetherprofessionaloramateur,asafirst-
classsport,andIdonotregarditasbrutalizing。Ofcoursematchescanbeconductedunderconditionsthatmakethembrutalizing。Butthisistrueoffootballgamesandofmostotherroughandvigoroussports。
Mostcertainlyprize-fightingisnothalfasbrutalizingordemoralizingasmanyformsofbigbusinessandofthelegalworkcarriedoninconnectionwithbigbusiness。Powerful,vigorousmenofstronganimaldevelopmentmusthavesomewayinwhichtheiranimalspiritscanfindvent。WhenIwasPoliceCommissionerIfoundandJacobRiiswillbackmeupinthisthattheestablishmentofaboxingclubinatoughneighborhoodalwaystendedtodoawaywithknifingandgun-fightingamongtheyoungfellowswhowouldotherwisehavebeeninmurderousgangs。Manyoftheseyoungfellowswerenotnaturallycriminalsatall,buttheyhadtohavesomeoutletfortheiractivities。InthesamewayIhavealwaysregardedboxingasafirst-
classsporttoencourageintheYoungMen’sChristianAssociation。I
donotliketoseeyoungChristianswithshouldersthatslopelikeachampagnebottle。Ofcourseboxingshouldbeencouragedinthearmyandnavy。Iwasfirstdrawntotwonavalchaplains,FathersChidwickandRainey,byfindingthateachofthemhadboughthalfadozensetsofboxing-glovesandencouragedtheircrewsinboxing。
WhenIwasPoliceCommissioner,IheartilyapprovedtheefforttogetboxingclubsstartedinNewYorkonacleanbasis。LaterIwasreluctantlyobligedtocometotheconclusionthattheprizeringhadbecomehopelesslydebasedanddemoralized,andasGovernorIaidedinthepassageofandsignedthebillputtingastoptoprofessionalboxingformoney。Thiswasbecausesomeoftheprize-fightersthemselveswerecrooked,whilethecrowdofhangers-onwhoattendedandmadeupandprofitedbythematcheshadplacedthewholebusinessonabasisofcommercialismandbrutalitythatwasintolerable。I
shallalwaysmaintainthatboxingconteststhemselvesmakegood,healthysport。Itisidletocomparethemwithbull-fighting;thetortureanddeathofthewretchedhorsesinbull-fightingisenoughofitselftoblastthesport,nomatterhowgreattheskillandprowessshownbythebull-fighters。Anysportinwhichthedeathandtortureofanimalsismadetofurnishpleasuretothespectatorsisdebasing。
Thereshouldalwaysbetheopportunityprovidedinaglovefightorbare-fistfighttostopitwhenonecompetitorishopelesslyoutclassedortoobadlyhammered。Butthemenwhotakepartinthesefightsarehardasnails,anditisnotworthwhiletofeelsentimentalabouttheirreceivingpunishmentwhichasamatteroffacttheydonotmind。Ofcoursethemenwholookonoughttobeabletostandupwiththegloves,orwithoutthem,themselves;Ihavescantuseforthetypeofsportsmanshipwhichconsistsmerelyinlookingonatthefeatsofsomeoneelse。
SomeasgoodcitizensasIknowareorwereprize-fighters。TakeMikeDonovan,ofNewYork。HeandhisfamilyrepresentatypeofAmericancitizenshipofwhichwehavearighttobeproud。Mikeisadevotedtemperanceman,andcanberelieduponforeverymovementintheinterestofgoodcitizenship。IwasfirstintimatelythrownwithhimwhenIwasPoliceCommissioner。OneeveningheandI——bothindresssuits——attendedatemperancemeetingofCatholicsocieties。Itculminatedinalivelyset-tobetweenmyselfandaTammanySenatorwhowasaverygoodfellow,butwhoseideasoftemperancedifferedradicallyfrommine,and,astheeventproved,fromthoseofthemajorityofthemeeting。Mikeevidentlyregardedhimselfasmybacker——hewassittingontheplatformbesideme——andIthinkfeltaspleasedandinterestedasiftheset-tohadbeenphysicalinsteadofmerelyverbal。AfterwardIgrewtoknowhimwellbothwhileIwasGovernorandwhileIwasPresident,andmanyatimehecameonandboxedwithme。
BattlingNelsonwasanotherstanchfriend,andheandIthinkalikeonmostquestionsofpoliticalandindustriallife;althoughheonceexpressedtomesomecommiserationbecause,asPresident,Ididnotgetanythinglikethemoneyreturnformyservicesthatheaggregatedduringthesametermofyearsinthering。BobFitzsimmonswasanothergoodfriendofmine。Hehasneverforgottenhisearlyskillasablacksmith,andamongthethingsthatIvalueandalwayskeepinuseisapenholdermadebyBoboutofahorseshoe,withaninscriptionsayingthatitis“MadeforandpresentedtoPresidentTheodoreRooseveltbyhisfriendandadmirer,RobertFitzsimmons。”IhaveforalongtimehadthefriendshipofJohnL。Sullivan,thanwhominhisprimenobettermaneversteppedintothering。HeisnowaMassachusettsfarmer。JohnusedoccasionallytovisitmeattheWhiteHouse,hisadventalwayscausingadistinctflutteramongthewaitingSenatorsandCongressmen。WhenIwenttoAfricahepresentedmewithagold-mountedrabbit’sfootforluck。IcarrieditthroughmyAfricantrip;andIcertainlyhadgoodluck。
Ononeoccasiononeofmyprize-fightingfriendscalledonmeattheWhiteHouseonbusiness。Heexplainedthathewishedtoseemealone,satdownoppositeme,andputaveryexpensivecigaronthedesk,saying,“Haveacigar。”IthankedhimandsaidIdidnotsmoke,towhichheresponded,“Putitinyourpocket。”Hethenadded,“Takeanother;putbothinyourpocket。”ThisIaccordinglydid。Havingthusshownattheoutsetthenecessaryformalcourtesy,myvisitor,anoldandvaluedfriend,proceededtoexplainthatanephewofhishadenlistedintheMarineCorps,buthadbeenabsentwithoutleave,andwasthreatenedwithdishonorabledischargeonthegroundofdesertion。
Myvisitor,agoodcitizenandapatrioticAmerican,wasstungtothequickatthethoughtofsuchanincidentoccurringinhisfamily,andheexplainedtomethatitmustnotoccur,thattheremustnotbethedisgracetothefamily,althoughhewouldbedelightedtohavetheoffender“handledrough“toteachhimaneededlesson;headdedthathewishedIwouldtakehimandhandlehimmyself,forheknewthatI
wouldseethathe“gotallthatwascomingtohim。”Thenalookofpathoscameintohiseyes,andheexplained:“ThatboyIjustcannotunderstand。Hewasmysister’sfavoriteson,andIalwaystookaspecialinterestinhimmyself。Ididmybesttobringhimupthewayheoughttogo。Buttherewasjustnothingtobedonewithhim。Histasteswerenaturallylow。Hetooktomusic!”WhatformthisdebasingtasteformusicassumedIdidnotinquire;andIwasabletograntmyfriend’swish。
WhileintheWhiteHouseIalwaystriedtogetacoupleofhours’
exerciseintheafternoons——sometimestennis,moreoftenriding,orelsearoughcross-countrywalk,perhapsdownRockCreek,whichwasthenaswildasastreamintheWhiteMountains,orontheVirginiasidealongthePotomac。MycompanionsattennisorontheseridesandwalkswegraduallygrewtostyletheTennisCabinet;andthenweextendedthetermtotakeinmanyofmyold-timeWesternfriendssuchasBenDaniels,SethBullock,LutherKelly,andotherswhohadtakenpartwithmeinmoreseriousoutdooradventuresthanwalkingandridingforpleasure。Mostofthemenwhowereoftenestwithmeonthesetrips——menlikeMajor-GeneralLeonardWood;orMajor-GeneralThomasHenryBarry;orPresleyMarionRixey,Surgeon-GeneraloftheNavy;orRobertBacon,whowasafterwardsSecretaryofState;orJamesGarfield,whowasSecretaryoftheInterior;orGiffordPinchot,whowaschiefoftheForestService——werebettermenphysicallythanI
was;butIcouldrideandwalkwellenoughforusallthoroughlytoenjoyit。Often,especiallyinthewintersandearlysprings,wewouldarrangeforapointtopointwalk,notturningasideforanything——forinstance,swimmingRockCreekoreventhePotomacifitcameinourway。OfcourseundersuchcircumstanceswehadtoarrangethatourreturntoWashingtonshouldbewhenitwasdark,sothatourappearancemightscandalizenoone。OnseveraloccasionswethusswamRockCreekintheearlyspringwhentheicewasfloatingthickuponit。IfweswamthePotomac,weusuallytookoffourclothes。I
rememberonesuchoccasionwhentheFrenchAmbassador,Jusserand,whowasamemberoftheTennisCabinet,wasalong,and,justaswewereabouttogetintoswim,somebodysaid,“Mr。Ambassador,Mr。
Ambassador,youhaven’ttakenoffyourgloves。”towhichhepromptlyresponded,“IthinkIwillleavethemon;wemightmeetladies!”
WelikedRockCreekforthesewalksbecausewecoulddosomuchscramblingandclimbingalongthecliffs;therewasalmostasmuchclimbingwhenwewalkeddownthePotomactoWashingtonfromtheVirginiaendoftheChainBridge。Iwouldoccasionallytakesomebig-
gamefriendfromabroad,SelousorSt。GeorgeLittledaleorCaptainRadclyffeorPaulNiedicke,onthesewalks。OnceIinvitedanentireclassofofficerswhowereattendinglecturesattheWarCollegetocomeononeofthesewalks;Ichosearoutewhichgaveusthehardestclimbingalongtherocksandthedeepestcrossingsofthecreek;andmyarmyfriendsenjoyedithugely——beingtherightsort,toaman。
OnMarch1,1909,threedaysbeforeleavingthePresidency,variousmembersoftheTennisCabinetlunchedwithmeattheWhiteHouse。
“TennisCabinet“wasanelasticterm,andofcoursemanywhooughttohavebeenatthelunchwere,foronereasonoranother,awayfromWashington;but,tomakeupforthis,agoodlynumberofout-of-townhonorarymembers,sotospeak,werepresent——forinstance,SethBullock;LutherKelly,betterknownasYellowstoneKellyinthedayswhenhewasanarmyscoutagainsttheSioux;andAbernathy,thewolf-