EverymonthhesentHomeallhecouldpossiblyspareforhiswife——
andforanotherreasonwhichwasexpectedtoexplainitselfshortlyandwouldrequiremoremoney。
Aboutthistime,Dickywasovertakenwiththenervous,hauntingfearthatbesetsmarriedmenwhentheyareoutofsortsHehadnopensiontolooktoWhatifheshoulddiesuddenly,andleavehiswifeunprovidedfor?Thethoughtusedtolayholdofhiminthestill,hotnightsontheroof,tilltheshakingofhisheartmadehimthinkthathewasgoingtodiethenandthereofheart-disease。
NowthisisaframeofmindwhichnoboyhasarighttoknowItisastrongman’strouble;but,comingwhenitdid,itnearlydrovepoorpunkah-less,perspiringDickyHattmadHecouldtellnooneaboutit。
Acertainamountof“screw“isasnecessaryforamanasforabilliard-ballItmakesthembothdowonderfulthingsDickyneededmoneybadly,andheworkedforitlikeahorseBut,naturally,themenwhoownedhimknewthataboycanliveverycomfortablyonacertainincome——payinIndiaisamatterofage,notmerit,yousee,andiftheirparticularboywishedtoworkliketwoboys,Businessforbidthattheyshouldstophim!ButBusinessforbidthattheyshouldgivehimanincreaseofpayathispresentridiculouslyimmatureage!SoDickywoncertainrisesofsalary——
ampleforaboy——notenoughforawifeandchild——certainlytoolittlefortheseven-hundred-rupeepassagethatheandMrsHatthaddiscussedsolightlyonceuponatimeAndwiththishewasforcedtobecontent。
Somehow,allhismoneyseemedtofadeawayinHomedraftsandthecrushingExchange,andthetoneoftheHomeletterschangedandgrewquerulous“Whywouldn’tDickyhavehiswifeandthebabyout?
Surelyhehadasalary——afinesalary——anditwastoobadofhimtoenjoyhimselfinIndiaButwouldhe——couldhe——makethenextdraftalittlemoreelastic?”Herefollowedalistofbaby’skit,aslongasaParsee’sbillThenDicky,whoseheartyearnedtohiswifeandthelittlesonhehadneverseen——which,again,isafeelingnoboyisentitledto——enlargedthedraftandwrotequeerhalf-boy,half-
manletters,sayingthatlifewasnotsoenjoyableafterallandwouldthelittlewifewaityetalittlelonger?Butthelittlewife,howevermuchsheapprovedofmoney,objectedtowaiting,andtherewasastrange,hardsortofringinherlettersthatDickydidn’tunderstandHowcouldhe,poorboy?
Lateronstill——justasDickyhadbeentold——aproposofanotheryoungsterwhohad“madeafoolofhimself。”asthesayingis——thatmatrimonywouldnotonlyruinhisfurtherchancesofadvancement,butwouldlosehimhispresentappointment——camethenewsthatthebaby,hisownlittle,littleson,haddied,and,behindthis,fortylinesofanangrywoman’sscrawl,sayingthatdeathmighthavebeenavertedifcertainthings,allcostingmoney,hadbeendone,orifthemotherandthebabyhadbeenwithDickyTheletterstruckatDicky’snakedheart;but,notbeingofficiallyentitledtoababy,hecouldshownosignoftrouble。
HowDickywonthroughthenextfourmonths,andwhathopehekeptalighttoforcehimintohiswork,noonedaresayHepoundedon,theseven-hundred-rupeepassageasfarawayasever,andhisstyleoflivingunchanged,exceptwhenhelaunchedintoanewfilter。
Therewasthestrainofhisoffice-work,andthestrainofhisremittances,andtheknowledgeofhisboy’sdeath,whichtouchedtheboymore,perhaps,thanitwouldhavetouchedaman;and,beyondall,theenduringstrainofhisdailylifeGray-headedseniors,whoapprovedofhisthriftandhisfashionofdenyinghimselfeverythingpleasant,remindedhimoftheoldsawthatsays:
“Ifayouthwouldbedistinguishedinhisart,art,art,Hemustkeepthegirlsawayfromhisheart,heart,heart。”
AndDicky,whofanciedhehadbeenthrougheverytroublethatamanispermittedtoknow,hadtolaughandagree;withthelastlineofhisbalancedBank-bookjinglinginhisheaddayandnight。
ButhehadonemoresorrowtodigestbeforetheendTherearrivedaletterfromthelittlewife——thenaturalsequenceoftheothersifDickyhadonlyknownit——andtheburdenofthatletterwas“gonewithahandsomermanthanyou。”Itwasarathercuriousproduction,withoutstops,somethinglikethis:——“ShewasnotgoingtowaitforeverandthebabywasdeadandDickywasonlyaboyandhewouldneverseteyesonheragainandwhyhadn’thewavedhishandkerchieftoherwhenheleftGravesendandGodwasherjudgeshewasawickedwomanbutDickywasworseenjoyinghimselfinIndiaandthisothermanlovedthegroundshetrodonandwouldDickyeverforgiveherforshewouldneverforgiveDicky;andtherewasnoaddresstowriteto。”
Insteadofthankinghisluckystarsthathewasfree,Dickydiscoveredexactlyhowaninjuredhusbandfeels——again,notatalltheknowledgetowhichaboyisentitled——forhismindwentbacktohiswifeasherememberedherinthethirty-shilling“suite“inMontpelierSquare,whenthedawnofhislastmorninginEnglandwasbreaking,andshewascryinginthebedWhereatherolledaboutonhisbedandbithisfingersHeneverstoppedtothinkwhether,ifhehadmetMrsHattafterthosetwoyears,hewouldhavediscoveredthatheandshehadgrownquitedifferentandnewpersonsThis,theoretically,heoughttohavedoneHespentthenightaftertheEnglishMailcameinratherseverepain。
Nextmorning,DickyHattfeltdisinclinedtoworkHearguedthathehadmissedthepleasureofyouthHewastired,andhehadtastedallthesorrowinlifebeforethree-and-twentyHisHonorwasgone——thatwastheman;andnowhe,too,wouldgototheDevil——
thatwastheboyinhimSoheputhisheaddownonthegreenoil-
clothtable-cover,andweptbeforeresigninghispost,andallitoffered。
ButtherewardofhisservicescameHewasgiventhreedaystoreconsiderhimself,andtheHeadoftheestablishment,aftersometelegraphings,saidthatitwasamostunusualstep,but,inviewoftheabilitythatMrHatthaddisplayedatsuchandsuchatime,atsuchandsuchjunctures,hewasinapositiontoofferhimaninfinitelysuperiorpost——firstonprobation,andlater,inthenaturalcourseofthings,onconfirmation“Andhowmuchdoesthepostcarry?”saidDicky“Sixhundredandfiftyrupees。”saidtheHeadslowly,expectingtoseetheyoungmansinkwithgratitudeandjoy。
Anditcamethen!Thesevenhundredrupeepassage,andenoughtohavesavedthewife,andthelittleson,andtohaveallowedofassuredandopenmarriage,camethenDickyburstintoaroaroflaughter——laughterhecouldnotcheck——nasty,janglingmerrimentthatseemedasifitwouldgoonforeverWhenhehadrecoveredhimselfhesaid,quiteseriously:——“I’mtiredofworkI’manoldmannowIt’sabouttimeIretiredAndIwill。”
“Theboy’smad!”saidtheHead。
Ithinkhewasright;butDickyHattneverreappearedtosettlethequestion。
PIG。
Go,stalkthereddeero’ertheheatherRide,followthefoxifyoucan!
But,forpleasureandprofittogether,AllowmethehuntingofMan,——
ThechaseoftheHuman,thesearchfortheSoulToitsruin,——thehuntingofMan。
TheOldShikarri。
Ibelievethedifferencebeganinthematterofahorse,withatwistinhistemper,whomPinecoffinsoldtoNaffertonandbywhomNaffertonwasnearlyslainTheremayhavebeenothercausesofoffence;thehorsewastheofficialstalking-horseNaffertonwasveryangry;butPinecoffinlaughedandsaidthathehadneverguaranteedthebeast’smannersNaffertonlaughed,too,thoughhevowedthathewouldwriteoffhisfallagainstPinecoffinifhewaitedfiveyearsNow,aDalesmanfrombeyondSkiptonwillforgiveaninjurywhentheStridletsamanlive;butaSouthDevonmanisassoftasaDartmoorbogYoucanseefromtheirnamesthatNaffertonhadtherace-advantageofPinecoffinHewasapeculiarman,andhisnotionsofhumorwerecruelHetaughtmeanewandfascinatingformofshikarHehoundedPinecoffinfromMithankottoJagadri,andfromGurgaontoAbbottabadupandacrossthePunjab,alargeprovinceandinplacesremarkablydryHesaidthathehadnointentionofallowingAssistantCommissionersto“sellhimpups。”
intheshapeoframping,screamingcountrybreds,withoutmakingtheirlivesaburdentothem。
MostAssistantCommissionersdevelopabentforsomespecialworkaftertheirfirsthotweatherinthecountryTheboyswithdigestionshopetowritetheirnameslargeontheFrontierandstrugglefordrearyplaceslikeBannuandKohatThebiliousonesclimbintotheSecretariatWhichisverybadfortheliver。
OthersarebittenwithamaniaforDistrictwork,GhuznividecoinsorPersianpoetry;whilesome,whocomeoffarmers’stock,findthatthesmelloftheEarthaftertheRainsgetsintotheirblood,andcallsthemto“developtheresourcesoftheProvince。”ThesemenareenthusiastsPinecoffinbelongedtotheirclassHeknewagreatmanyfactsbearingonthecostofbullocksandtemporarywells,andopium-scrapers,andwhathappensifyouburntoomuchrubbishonafield,inthehopeofenrichingused-upsoilAllthePinecoffinscomeofalandholdingbreed,andsothelandonlytookbackherownagainUnfortunately——mostunfortunatelyforPinecoffin——hewasaCivilian,aswellasafarmerNaffertonwatchedhim,andthoughtaboutthehorseNaffertonsaid:——“Seemechasethatboytillhedrops!”Isaid:——“Youcan’tgetyourknifeintoanAssistantCommissioner。”NaffertontoldmethatIdidnotunderstandtheadministrationoftheProvince。
OurGovernmentisratherpeculiarItgushesontheagriculturalandgeneralinformationside,andwillsupplyamoderatelyrespectablemanwithallsortsof“economicstatistics。”ifhespeakstoitprettilyForinstance,youareinterestedingold-
washinginthesandsoftheSutlejYoupullthestring,andfindthatitwakesuphalfadozenDepartments,andfinallycommunicates,say,withafriendofyoursintheTelegraph,whooncewrotesomenotesonthecustomsofthegold-washerswhenhewasonconstruction-workintheirpartoftheEmpireHemayormaynotbepleasedatbeingorderedtowriteouteverythingheknowsforyourbenefitThisdependsonhistemperamentThebiggermanyouare,themoreinformationandthegreatertroublecanyouraise。
Naffertonwasnotabigman;buthehadthereputationofbeingveryearnest。”An“earnest“mancandomuchwithaGovernment。
TherewasanearnestmanwhooncenearlywreckedbutallIndiaknowsTHATstoryIamnotsurewhatreal“earnestness“isAveryfairimitationcanbemanufacturedbyneglectingtodressdecently,bymooningaboutinadreamy,mistysortofway,bytakingoffice-workhomeafterstayinginofficetillseven,andbyreceivingcrowdsofnativegentlemenonSundaysThatisonesortof“earnestness。”
Naffertoncastaboutforapegwhereontohanghisearnestness,andforastringthatwouldcommunicatewithPinecoffinHefoundboth。
TheywerePigNaffertonbecameanearnestinquirerafterPig。
HeinformedtheGovernmentthathehadaschemewherebyaverylargepercentageoftheBritishArmyinIndiacouldbefed,ataverylargesaving,onPigThenhehintedthatPinecoffinmightsupplyhimwiththe“variedinformationnecessarytotheproperinceptionofthescheme。”SotheGovernmentwroteonthebackoftheletter:——
“InstructMrPinecoffintofurnishMrNaffertonwithanyinformationinhispower。”Governmentisverypronetowritingthingsonthebacksofletterswhich,later,leadtotroubleandconfusion。
NaffertonhadnotthefaintestinterestinPig,butheknewthatPinecoffinwouldflounceintothetrapPinecoffinwasdelightedatbeingconsultedaboutPigTheIndianPigisnotexactlyanimportantfactorinagriculturallife;butNaffertonexplainedtoPinecoffinthattherewasroomforimprovement,andcorrespondeddirectwiththatyoungman。
YoumaythinkthatthereisnotmuchtobeevolvedfromPigItalldependshowyousettoworkPinecoffinbeingaCivilianandwishingtodothingsthoroughly,beganwithanessayonthePrimitivePig,theMythologyofthePig,andtheDravidianPig。
Naffertonfiledthatinformation——twenty-sevenfoolscapsheets——andwantedtoknowaboutthedistributionofthePiginthePunjab,andhowitstoodthePlainsinthehotweatherFromthispointonwards,rememberthatIamgivingyouonlythebarestoutlinesoftheaffair——theguy-ropes,asitwere,ofthewebthatNaffertonspunroundPinecoffin。
PinecoffinmadeacoloredPig-populationmap,andcollectedobservationsonthecomparativelongevityofthePigainthesub-
montanetractsoftheHimalayas,andbintheRechnaDoab。
Naffertonfiledthat,andaskedwhatsortofpeoplelookedafterPigThisstartedanethnologicalexcursusonswineherds,anddrewfromPinecoffinlongtablesshowingtheproportionperthousandofthecasteintheDerajatNaffertonfiledthatbundle,andexplainedthatthefigureswhichhewantedreferredtotheCis-