Schreiderling’sgenerositystoppedatthehorseHesaidthatanysaddlewoulddoforawomanasnervousasMrsSchreiderling。
Sheneverwasaskedtodance,becauseshedidnotdancewell;andshewassodullanduninteresting,thatherboxveryseldomhadanycardsinitSchreiderlingsaidthatifhehadknownthatshewasgoingtobesuchascare-crowafterhermarriage,hewouldneverhavemarriedherHealwayspridedhimselfonspeakinghismind,didSchreiderling!
HeleftheratSimlaoneAugust,andwentdowntohisregiment。
Thensherevivedalittle,butsheneverrecoveredherlooksI
foundoutattheClubthattheOtherManiscomingupsick——verysick——onanoffchanceofrecoveryThefeverandtheheart-valveshadnearlykilledhimSheknewthat,too,andsheknew——whatI
hadnointerestinknowing——whenhewascomingupIsupposehewrotetotellherTheyhadnotseeneachothersinceamonthbeforetheweddingAndherecomestheunpleasantpartofthestory。
AlatecallkeptmedownattheDovedellHoteltillduskoneeveningMrsSchreidlerlinghadbeenflittingupanddowntheMallalltheafternoonintherainComingupalongtheCart-road,atongapassedme,andmypony,tiredwithstandingsolong,setoffatacanterJustbytheroaddowntotheTongaOfficeMrs。
Schreiderling,drippingfromheadtofoot,waswaitingforthetongaIturnedup-hill,asthetongawasnoaffairofmine;andjustthenshebegantoshriekIwentbackatonceandsaw,undertheTongaOfficelamps,MrsSchreiderlingkneelinginthewetroadbythebackseatofthenewly-arrivedtonga,screaminghideously。
ThenshefellfacedowninthedirtasIcameup。
Sittinginthebackseat,verysquareandfirm,withonehandontheawning-stanchionandthewetpouringoffhishatandmoustache,wastheOtherMan——deadThesixty-mileup-hilljolthadbeentoomuchforhisvalve,IsupposeThetonga-driversaid:——“TheSahibdiedtwostagesoutofSolonTherefore,Itiedhimwitharope,lestheshouldfalloutbytheway,andsocametoSimlaWilltheSahibgivemebukshish?IT。”pointingtotheOtherMan,“shouldhavegivenonerupee。”
TheOtherMansatwithagrinonhisface,asifheenjoyedthejokeofhisarrival;andMrsSchreiderling,inthemud,begantogroanTherewasnooneexceptusfourintheofficeanditwasrainingheavilyThefirstthingwastotakeMrsSchreiderlinghome,andthesecondwastopreventhernamefrombeingmixedupwiththeaffairThetonga-driverreceivedfiverupeestofindabazar’rickshawforMrsSchreiderlingHewastotellthetongaBabuafterwardsoftheOtherMan,andtheBabuwastomakesucharrangementsasseemedbest。
MrsSchreiderlingwascarriedintotheshedoutoftherain,andforthree-quartersofanhourwetwowaitedforthe’rickshawTheOtherManwasleftexactlyashehadarrivedMrsSchreiderlingwoulddoeverythingbutcry,whichmighthavehelpedherShetriedtoscreamassoonashersensescameback,andthenshebeganprayingfortheOtherMan’ssoulHadshenotbeenashonestastheday,shewouldhaveprayedforherownsoultooIwaitedtohearherdothis,butshedidnotThenItriedtogetsomeofthemudoffherhabitLastly,the’rickshawcame,andIgotheraway——
parrtlybyforceItwasaterriblebusinessfrombeginningtoend;butmostofallwhenthe’rickshawhadtosqueezebetweenthewallandthetonga,andshesawbythelamp-lightthatthin,yellowhandgraspingtheawning-stanchion。
ShewastakenhomejustaseveryonewasgoingtoadanceatViceregalLodge——“Peterhoff“itwasthen——andthedoctorfoundthatshehadfallenfromherhorse,thatIhadpickedherupatthebackofJakko,andreallydeservedgreatcreditforthepromptmannerinwhichIhadsecuredmedicalaidShedidnotdie——menofSchreiderling’sstampmarrywomenwhodon’tdieeasilyTheyliveandgrowugly。
Shenevertoldofheronemeeting,sincehermarriage,withtheOtherMan;and,whenthechillandcoughfollowingtheexposureofthatevening,allowedherabroad,sheneverbywordorsignalludedtohavingmetmebytheTongaOfficePerhapssheneverknew。
SheusedtotrotupanddowntheMall,onthatshockingbadsaddle,lookingasifsheexpectedtomeetsomeoneroundthecornereveryminuteTwoyearsafterward,shewentHome,anddied——atBournemouth,Ithink。
Schreiderling,whenhegrewmaudlinatMess,usedtotalkabout“mypoordearwife。”Healwayssetgreatstoreonspeakinghismind,didSchreiderling!
CONSEQUENCES。
RosicruciansubtletiesIntheOrienthadrise;
YemayfindtheirteachersstillUnderJacatala’sHill。
SeekyeBombastParacelsus,ReadwhatFloodtheSeekertellsusOftheDominantthatrunsThroughthecyclesoftheSuns——
ReadmystorylastandseeLunaatherapogee。
Thereareyearlyappointments,andtwo-yearlyappointments,andfive-yearlyappointmentsatSimla,andthereare,orusedtobe,permanentappointments,whereonyoustayedupforthetermofyournaturallifeandsecuredredcheeksandaniceincomeOfcourse,youcoulddescendinthecoldweather;forSimlaisratherdullthen。
Tarrioncamefromgoodnessknowswhere——allawayandawayinsomeforsakenpartofCentralIndia,wheretheycallPachmaria“Sanitarium。”anddrivebehindtrottingbullocks,IbelieveHebelongedtoaregiment;butwhathereallywantedtodowastoescapefromhisregimentandliveinSimlaforeverandeverHehadnopreferenceforanythinginparticular,beyondagoodhorseandanicepartnerHethoughthecoulddoeverythingwell;whichisabeautifulbeliefwhenyouholditwithallyourheartHewascleverinmanyways,andgoodtolookat,andalwaysmadepeopleroundhimcomfortable——eveninCentralIndia。
SohewentuptoSimla,and,becausehewascleverandamusing,hegravitatednaturallytoMrsHauksbee,whocouldforgiveeverythingbutstupidityOncehedidhergreatservicebychangingthedateonaninvitation-cardforabigdancewhichMrsHauksbeewishedtoattend,butcouldn’tbecauseshehadquarrelledwiththeA-D-C。,whotookcare,beingameanman,toinvitehertoasmalldanceonthe6thinsteadofthebigBallofthe26thItwasaverycleverpieceofforgery;andwhenMrsHauksbeeshowedtheA-D-C。
herinvitation-card,andchaffedhimmildlyfornotbettermanaginghisvendettas,hereallythoughthehadmadeamistake;and——whichwaswise——realizedthatitwasnousetofightwithMrsHauksbeeShewasgratefultoTarrionandaskedwhatshecoulddoforhimHesaidsimply:“I’maFreelanceuphereonleave,andonthelookoutforwhatIcanlootIhaven’tasquareinchofinterestinallSimlaMynameisn’tknowntoanymanwithanappointmentinhisgift,andIwantanappointment——agood,sound,pukkaoneI
believeyoucandoanythingyouturnyourselftodoWillyouhelpme?”MrsHauksbeethoughtforaminute,andpassedthelastofherriding-whipthroughherlips,aswashercustomwhenthinking。
Thenhereyessparkled,andshesaid:——“Iwill;“andsheshookhandsonitTarrion,havingperfectconfidenceinthisgreatwoman,tooknofurtherthoughtofthebusinessatallExcepttowonderwhatsortofanappointmenthewouldwin。
MrsHauksbeebegancalculatingthepricesofalltheHeadsofDepartmentsandMembersofCouncilsheknew,andthemoreshethoughtthemoreshelaughed,becauseherheartwasinthegameanditamusedherThenshetookaCivilListandranoverafewoftheappointmentsTherearesomebeautifulappointmentsintheCivilListEventually,shedecidedthat,thoughTarrionwastoogoodforthePoliticalDepartment,shehadbetterbeginbytryingtogethiminthereWhatwereherownplanstothisend,doesnotmatterintheleast,forLuckorFateplayedintoherhands,andshehadnothingtodobuttowatchthecourseofeventsandtakethecreditofthem。
AllViceroys,whentheyfirstcomeout,passthroughthe“DiplomaticSecrecy“crazeItwearsoffintime;buttheyallcatchitinthebeginning,becausetheyarenewtothecountry。
TheparticularViceroywhowassufferingfromthecomplaintjustthen——thiswasalongtimeago,beforeLordDufferinevercamefromCanada,orLordRiponfromthebosomoftheEnglishChurch——haditverybadly;andtheresultwasthatmenwhowerenewtokeepingofficialsecretswentaboutlookingunhappy;andtheViceroyplumedhimselfonthewayinwhichhehadinstillednotionsofreticenceintohisStaff。
Now,theSupremeGovernmenthaveacarelesscustomofcommittingwhattheydotoprintedpapersThesepapersdealwithallsortsofthings——fromthepaymentofRs200toa“secretservice“
native,uptorebukesadministeredtoVakilsandMotamidsofNativeStates,andratherbrusqueletterstoNativePrinces,tellingthemtoputtheirhousesinorder,torefrainfromkidnappingwomen,orfillingoffenderswithpoundedredpepper,andeccentricitiesofthatkindOfcourse,thesethingscouldneverbemadepublic,becauseNativePrincesnevererrofficially,andtheirStatesare,officially,aswelladministeredasOurterritoriesAlso,theprivateallowancestovariousqueerpeoplearenotexactlymatterstoputintonewspapers,thoughtheygivequaintreadingsometimes。
WhentheSupremeGovernmentisatSimla,thesepapersarepreparedthere,andgoroundtothepeoplewhooughttoseetheminoffice-
boxesorbypostTheprincipleofsecrecywastothatViceroyquiteasimportantasthepractice,andheheldthatabenevolentdespotismlikeOursshouldneverallowevenlittlethings,suchasappointmentsofsubordinateclerks,toleakouttillthepropertimeHewasalwaysremarkableforhisprinciples。
TherewasaveryimportantbatchofpapersinpreparationatthattimeIthadtotravelfromoneendofSimlatotheotherbyhand。
Itwasnotputintoanofficialenvelope,butalarge,square,pale-pinkone;thematterbeinginMSonsoftcrinkleypaperItwasaddressedto“TheHeadClerk,etc。,etc。”Now,between“TheHeadClerk,etc。,etc……”and“MrsHauksbee“andaflourish,isnoverygreatdifferenceiftheaddressbewritteninaverybadhand,asthiswasThechaprassiwhotooktheenvelopewasnotmoreofanidiotthanmostchaprassisHemerelyforgotwherethismostunofficialcoverwastobedelivered,andsoaskedthefirstEnglishmanhemet,whohappenedtobeamanridingdowntoAnnandaleinagreathurryTheEnglishmanhardlylooked,said:
“HauksbeeSahibkiMem。”andwentonSodidthechaprasss,becausethatletterwasthelastinstockandhewantedtogethisworkoverTherewasnobooktosign;hethrusttheletterintoMrsHauksbee’sbearer’shandsandwentofftosmokewithafriend。
MrsHauksbeewasexpectingsomecut-outpatternthingsinflimsypaperfromafriendAssoonasshegotthebigsquarepacket,therefore,shesaid,“Oh,theDEARcreature!”andtoreitopenwithapaper-knife,andalltheMSenclosurestumbledoutonthefloor。
MrsHauksbeebeganreadingIhavesaidthebatchwasratherimportantThatisquiteenoughforyoutoknowItreferredtosomecorrespondence,twomeasures,aperemptoryordertoanativechiefandtwodozenotherthingsMrsHauksbeegaspedassheread,forthefirstglimpseofthenakedmachineryoftheGreatIndianGovernment,strippedofitscasings,andlacquer,andpaint,andguard-rails,impresseseventhemoststupidmanAndMrs。
HauksbeewasacleverwomanShewasalittleafraidatfirst,andfeltasifshehadlaidholdofalightning-flashbythetail,anddidnotquiteknowwhattodowithitTherewereremarksandinitialsatthesideofthepapers;andsomeoftheremarkswererathermoreseverethanthepapersTheinitialsbelongedtomenwhoarealldeadorgonenow;buttheyweregreatintheirday。
MrsHauksbeereadonandthoughtcalmlyasshereadThenthevalueofhertrovestruckher,andshecastaboutforthebestmethodofusingitThenTarriondroppedin,andtheyreadthroughallthepaperstogether,andTarrion,notknowinghowshehadcomebythem,vowedthatMrsHauksbeewasthegreatestwomanonearth。
WhichIbelievewastrue,ornearlyso。
“Thehonestcourseisalwaysthebest。”saidTarrionafteranhourandahalfofstudyandconversation“Allthingsconsidered,theIntelligenceBranchisaboutmyformEitherthatortheForeignOfficeIgotolaysiegetotheHighGodsintheirTemples。”
Hedidnotseekalittleman,oralittlebigman,oraweakHeadofastrongDepartment,buthecalledonthebiggestandstrongestmanthattheGovernmentowned,andexplainedthathewantedanappointmentatSimlaonagoodsalaryThecompoundinsolenceofthisamusedtheStrongMan,and,ashehadnothingtodoforthemoment,helistenedtotheproposalsoftheaudaciousTarrion。
“Youhave,Ipresume,somespecialqualifications,besidesthegiftofself-assertion,fortheclaimsyouputforwards?”saidtheStrongMan“That,Sir。”saidTarrion,“isforyoutojudge。”
Thenhebegan,forhehadagoodmemory,quotingafewofthemoreimportantnotesinthepapers——slowlyandonebyoneasamandropschlorodyneintoaglassWhenhehadreachedtheperemptoryorder——
anditWASaperemptoryorder——theStrongManwastroubled。
Tarrionwoundup:——“AndIfancythatspecialknowledgeofthiskindisatleastasvaluablefor,letussay,aberthintheForeignOffice,asthefactofbeingthenephewofadistingushedofficer’swife。”ThathittheStrongManhard,forthelastappointmenttotheForeignOfficehadbeenbyblackfavor,andheknewit“I’llseewhatIcandoforyou。”saidtheStrongMan“Manythanks。”