“Andwhatdidthatsweetyouthdo？”
“Turnedshell-pinkandlookedacrossthefarbluehillslikeadistressedcherubAmItalkingwildly，Polly？Letmesaymysay，andIshallbecalmOtherwiseI
maygoabroadanddisturb；5imlawithafeworiginalreflectionsExceptingalwaysyourownsweetself，thereisn’tasinglewomaninthelandwhounderstandsmewhenIam-what’stheword？”
“Tete-F~e~。”suggestedMrsMalLowe。
“Exactly！AndnowletushavetiffinThedemandsofSocietyareexhausting，andasMrs。
Delvillesays“-HereMrsHauksbee，tothehorrorofthekhitmatgars，lapsedintoaseriesofgrunts，whileMrsMallowestaredinlazysurprise。
’Godgieusagudeconceitofoorselves，’“saidMrsHauksbee，piously，returningtohernaturalspeech“。Now，inanyotherwomanthawouldhavebeenvulgarI
amconsuroedwithcuriositytoseeMrsBentIexpectcomplications。”
“Womanofoneidea。”saidMrsMallowe，shortly；“allcomplicationsarea~oldasthehills！I
havelivedthroughornearall~li-ALL？”
“Andyetdonotunderstandthatmciiandworrenneverbehavetwice~likeIamoldwhowasyoung-ifeverIputmyheadinyourlap，youdear，bigsceptic，youwilllearnthatmypartingisgaua~butnever，noneverhaveIlostmyinterestinmenandwomenPolly，IshallseethisbusinessOuttothebitterend。”
“Iamgoingtosleep。”saidMrsMallowe，calmly“IneverinterferewithmenorwomenunlessI
amcompelled。”
andsheretiredwithdignitytoherownroom。
MrsHauksbee’scuriositywasnotlongleftungratified，forMrs。
BentcameuptoSimlaafewdaysaftertheconversationfaithfullyreportedabove，andpervadedtheMallbyherhusband’sside。
“Behold！”saidMrsHauksbee，thoughtfullyrubbinghernose。
“Thatisthelastlinkofthechain，ifweomitthehusbandoftheDelville，whoeverhemaybe。
LetmeconsiderTheBentsandtheDelvillesinhabitthesamehotel；andtheDelvilleisdetestedbytheWaddy-doyouknowtheWaddy？-
whoisalmostasbigadowdTheWaddyalsoabominatesthemaleBent，forwhich，ifherothersinsdonotweightooheavily，shewilleve~tuallygotoHeaven。”
“Don’tbeirrrverent。”saidMrsMall3we“IlikeMrsBent’sface。”
“IamdiscussingtheWaddy。”returnedMrsHauksbee，loftily。
“TheWaddywilltakethefemaleBentapart，atterhavingborrowed-yes-everythingthatshecan，fromhairpinstobabies’bottles。
Such，mydear，islifeinahotelTheWaddywilltellthefemaleBentfactsandfictionsaboutTheDancingMasterandTheDowd。”
“Lucy，Ishouldlikeyoubetterifyouwerenotalwayslookingintopeople’sback-bed-rooms。”
“Aiiybodycanlookintotheirfrontdrawing-rooms；andrememberwhateverIdo，andwhateverI
look，Inevertalk-astheWaddywillLetushopethatTheDancingMaster’sgreasysmileandmannerofthepedagoguewillsoftentheheartofthatcow，hiswifeIfmouthsspeaktruth，Ishouldthinkthat226
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littleMrsBentcouldgetveryangryonoccasion。”
“Butwhatreasonhassheforbeingangry？”
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