J。J。O’MOLLOYHotlytothepopulace。Thisisalonehandfight。ByHades,Iwillnothaveanyclientofminegaggedandbadgeredinthisfashionbyapackofcursandlaughinghyenas。TheMosaiccodehassupersededthelawofthejungle。IsayitandIsayitemphaticallywithoutwishingforonemomenttodefeattheendsofjustice,accusedwasnotaccessorybeforetheactandprosecutrixhasnotbeentamperedwith。Theyoungpersonwastreatedbydefendantasifshewerehisveryowndaughter。BloomtakesJ。J。O’Molloy’shandandraisesittohislips。Ishallcallrebuttingevidencetoproveuptothehiltthatthehiddenhandisagainatitsoldgame。WhenindoubtpersecuteBloom。Myclient,aninnatelybashfulman,wouldbethelastmanintheworldtodoanythingungentlemanlywhichinjuredmodestycouldobjecttoorcastastoneatagirlwhotookthewrongturningwhensomedastard,responsibleforhercondition,hadworkedhisownsweetwillonher。Hewantstogostraight。IregardhimasthewhitestmanIknow。HeisdownonhisluckatpresentowingtothemortgagingofhisextensivepropertyatAgendathNetaiminfarawayAsiaMinor,slidesofwhichwillnowbeshown。ToBloom。Isuggestthatyouwilldothehandsomething。
BLOOMApennyinthepound。
ThemirageofthelakeofKinnerethwithblurredcattlecroppinginsilverhazeisprojectedonthewall。MosesDlugacz,ferreteyedalbino,inbluedungarees,standsupinthegallery,holdingineachhandanorangecitronandaporkkidney。
DLUGACZHoarsely。Bleibtreustrasse,Berlin,W。13。
J。J。O’Molloystepsontoalowplinthandholdsthelapelofhiscoatwithsolemnity。Hisfacelengthens,growspaleandbearded,withsunkeneyes,theblotchesofphthisisandhecticcheekbonesofJohnF。Taylor。Heapplieshishandkerchieftohismouthandscrutinisesthegallopingtideofrosepinkblood。
J。J。O’MOLLOYAlmostvoicelessly。Excuseme,Iamsufferingfromaseverechill,haverecentlycomefromasickbed。Afewwellchosenwords。Heassumestheavinehead,foxymoustacheandproboscidaleloquenceofSeymourBushe。Whentheangel’sbookcomestobeopenedifaughtthatthepensivebosomhasinauguratedofsoultransfiguredandofsoultransfiguringdeservestoliveIsayaccordtheprisoneratthebarthesacredbenefitofthedoubt。Apaperwithsomethingwrittenonitishandedintocourt。
BLOOMIncourtdress。Cangivebestreferences。MessrsCallan,Coleman。MrWisdomHelyJ。P。MyoldchiefJoeCuffe。MrV。B。Dillon,ex-lordmayorofDublin。Ihavemovedinthecharmedcircleofthehighest。QueensofDublinSociety。Carelessly。Iwasjustchattingthisafternoonattheviceregallodgetomyoldpals,sirRobertandladyBall,astronomerroyal,atthelevee。SirBob,Isaid……
MRSYELVERTONBARRYInlowcorsagedopalballdressandelbowlengthivorygloves,wearingasabletrimmedbrickquilteddolman,acombofbrilliantsandpanacheofospreyinherhair。Arresthimconstable。HewrotemeananonymousletterinprenticebackhandwhenmyhusbandwasintheNorthRidingofTipperaryontheMunstercircuit,signedJamesLovebirch。HesaidthathehadseenfromthegodsmypeerlessglobesasIsatinaboxoftheTheatreRoyalatacommandperformanceofLaCigale。Ideeplyinflamedhim,hesaid。Hemadeimproperoverturestometomisconductmyselfathalfpastfourp。m。onthefollowingThursday,Dunsinktime。HeofferedtosendmethroughthepostaworkoffictionbyMonsieurPauldeKock,entitledTheGirlwiththeThreePairsofStays。
MRSBELLINGHAMIncapandsealconeymantle,wrappeduptothenose,stepsoutofherbroughamandscansthroughtortoiseshellquizzingglasseswhichshetakesfrominsideherhugeopossummuff。Alsotome。Yes,Ibelieveitisthesameobjectionableperson。BecauseheclosedmycarriagedooroutsidesirThornleyStoker’sonesleetydayduringthecoldsnapofFebruaryninetythreewheneventhegridofthewastepipeandballstopinmybathcisternwerefrozen。Subsequentlyheenclosedabloomofedelweissculledontheheights,ashesaid,inmyhonour。Ihaditexaminedbyabotanicalexpertandelicitedtheinformationthatitwasablossomofthehomegrownpotatoplantpurloinedfromaforcingcaseofthemodelfarm。
MRSYELVERTONBARRYShameonhim!
Acrowdofslutsandragamuffinssuesforward。
THESLUTSANDRAGAMUFFINSScreaming。Stopthief!Hurrahthere,Bluebeard!ThreecheersforIkeyMo!
SECONDWATCHProduceshandcuffs。Herearethedarbies。
MRSBELLINGHAMHeaddressedmeinseveralhandwritingswithfulsomecomplimentsasaVenusinfursandallegedprofoundpityformyfrostboundcoachmanBalmerwhileinthesamebreathheexpressedhimselfasenviousofhisearflapsandfleecysheepskinsandofhisfortunateproximitytomyperson,whenstandingbehindmychairwearingmyliveryandthearmorialbearingsoftheBellinghamescutcheongarnishedsable,abuck’sheadcoupedor。Helaudedalmostextravagantlymynetherextremities,myswellingcalvesinsilkhosedrawnuptothelimit,andeulogisedglowinglymyotherhiddentreasuresinpricelesslacewhich,hesaid,hecouldconjureup。Heurgedme,statingthathefeltithismissioninlifetourgeme,todefilethemarriagebed,tocommitadulteryattheearliestpossibleopportunity。
THEHONOURABLEMRSMERVYNTALBOYSInamazoncostume,hardhat,jackbootscockspurred,vermilionwaistcoat,fawnmusketeergauntletswithbraideadrums,longtrainheldupandhuntingcropwithwhichshestrikesherweltconstantly。Alsome。BecausehesawmeonthepologroundofthePhnixparkatthematchAllIrelandversustheRestofIreland。Myeyes,Iknow,shonedivinelyasIwatchedCaptainSloggerDennehyoftheInniskillingswinthefinalchukkaronhisdarlingcobCentaur。ThisplebeianDonJuanobservedmefrombehindahackneycarandsentmeindoubleenvelopesanobscenephotograph,suchasaresoldafterdarkonParisboulevards,insultingtoanylady。Ihaveitstill。Itrepresentsapartiallynudesenorita,frailandlovelyhiswifeashesolemnlyassuredme,takenbyhimfromnature,practisingillicitintercoursewithamusculartorero,evidentlyablackguard。Heurgedmetodolikewise,tomisbehave,tosinwithofficersofthegarrison。Heimploredmetosoilhisletterinanunspeakablemanner,tochastisehimasherichlydeserves,tobestrideandridehim,togivehimamostvicioushorsewhipping。
MRSBELLINGHAMMetoo。
MRSYELVERTONBARRYMetoo。
SeveralhighlyrespectableDublinladiesholdupimproperlettersreceivedfromBloom。
THEHONOURABLEMRSMERVYNTALBOYSStampsherjinglingspursinasuddenparoxysmofsuddenfury。Iwill,bytheGodaboveme。I’llscourgethepigeonliveredcuraslongasIcanstandoverhim。I’llflayhimalive。
BLOOMHiseyesclosing,quailsexpectantly。Here?Hesquirms。Again!Hepantscringing。Ilovethedanger。
THEHONOURABLEMRSMERVYNTALBOYSVerymuchso!I’llmakeithotforyou。I’llmakeyoudanceJackLattenforthat。
MRSBELLINGHAMTanhisbreechwell,theupstart!Writethestarsandstripesonit!
MRSYELVERTONBARRYDisgraceful!There’snoexcuseforhim!Amarriedman!
BLOOMAllthesepeople。Imeantonlythespankingidea。Awarmtinglingglowwithouteffusion。Refinedbirchingtostimulatethecirculation。
THEHONOURABLEMRSMERVYNTALBOYSLaughsderisively。O,didyou,myfinefellow?Well,bythelivingGod,you’llgetthesurpriseofyourlifenow,believeme,themostunmercifulhidingamaneverbargainedfor。Youhavelashedthedormanttigressinmynatureintofury。
MRSBELLINGHAMShakeshermuffandquizzing-glassesvindictively。Makehimsmart,Hannadear。Givehimginger。Thrashthemongrelwithinaninchofhislife。Thecat-o’nine-tails。Geldhim。Vivisecthim。
BLOOMShuddering,shrinking,joinshishandswithhangdogmien。Ocold!Oshivery!Itwasyourambrosialbeauty。Forget,forgive。Kismet。Letmeoffthisonce。Heofferstheothercheek。
MRSYELVERTONBARRYSeverely。Don’tdosoonanyaccount,MrsTalboys!Heshouldbesoundlytrounced!
THEHONOURABLEMRSMERVYNTALBOYSUnbuttoninghergauntletviolently。I’lldonosuchthing。Pigdogandalwayswaseversincehewaspupped!Todareaddressme!I’llfloghimblackandblueinthepublicstreets。I’lldigmyspursinhimuptotherowel。Heisawellknowncuckold。Sheswishesherhuntingcropsavagelyintheair。Takedownhistrouserswithoutlossoftime。Comehere,sir!Quick!Ready?
BLOOMTrembling,beginningtoobey。Theweatherhasbeensowarm。
DavyStephens,ringleted,passeswithabevyofbarefootnewsboys。
DAVYSTEPHENSMessengeroftheSacredHeartandEveningTelegraphwithSaintPatrick’sDaySupplement。ContainingthenewaddressesofallthecuckoldsinDublin。
TheveryreverendCanonO’Hanloninclothofgoldcopeelevatesandexposesamarbletimepiece。BeforehimFatherConroyandthereverendJohnHughesS。J。bendlow。
THETIMEPIECEUnportalling。
Cuckoo
Cuckoo
Cuckoo
Thebrassquoitsofabedareheardtojingle。
THEQUOITSJigjag,Jigajiga。Jigjag。
Apaneloffogrollsbackrapidly,revealingrapidlyinthejuryboxthefacesofMartinCunningham,foremansilkhatted,JackPowerSimonDedalus,TomKernan,NedLambert,JohnHenryMenton,MylesCrawford,Lenehan,PaddyLeonardNoseyFlynn,M’CoyandthefeaturelessfaceofaNamelessOne。
THENAMELESSONEBarebackriding。Weightforage。Gob,heorganisedher。
THEJURORSAlltheirheadsturnedtohisvoice。Really?
THENAMELESSONESnarls。Arseovertip。Hundredshillingstofive。
THEJURORSAlltheirheadsloweredinassent。Mostofusthoughtasmuch。
FIRSTWATCHHeisamarkedman。Anothergirl’splaitcut。Wanted:JacktheRipper。Athousandpoundsreward。
SECONDWATCHAwed,whispers。Andinblack。Amormon。Anarchist。
THECRIERLoudly。WhereasLeopoldBloomofnofixedabodeisawell-knowndynamitard,forger,bigamist,bawdandcuckoldadapublicnuisancetothecitizensofDublinandwhereasatthiscommissionofassizesthemosthonourable。
HisHonoursirFrederickFalkinerrecorderofDublin,injudicialgarbofgreystonerisesfromthebench,stonebearded。Hebearsinhisarmsanumbrellasceptre。FromhisforeheadarisestarklytheMosaicramshorns。
THERECORDERIwillputanendtothiswhiteslavetrafficandridDublinofthisodiouspest。Scandalous!Hedonstheblackcap。Lethimbetaken,MrSubsheriff,fromthedockwherehenowstandsanddetainedincustodyinMountjoyprisonduringHisMajesty’spleasureandtherebehangedbytheneckuntilheisdeadandthereinfailnotatyourperilormaytheLordhave-mercyonyoursoul。Removehim。Ablackskullcapdescendsuponhishead。
ThesubsherifflongJohnFanningappears,smokingapungentHenryClay。
LONGJOHNFANNINGScowlsandcallswithrichrollingutterance。Who’llhangJudasIscariot?
H。Rumbold,masterbarberinabloodcolouredjerkinandtanner’sapron,aropecoiledoverhisshouldermountstheblock。Alifepreserverandanailstuddedbludgeonarestuckinhisbelt。Herubsgrimlyhisgrappinghands,knobbedwithknuckledusters。
RUMBOLDTotherecorderwithsinisterfamiliarity。HangingHarry,yourMajesty,theMerseyterror。Fiveguineasajugular。Neckornothing。
ThebellsofGeorge’schurchtollslowly,louddarkiron。
THEBELLSHeigho!Heigho!
BLOOMDesperately。Wait。Stop。Gulls。Goodheart。Isaw。Innocence。Girlinthemonkeyhouse。Zoo。Lewdchimpanzees。Breathlessly。Pelvicbasin。Herartlessblushunmannedme。Overcomewithemotion。Ilefttheprecincts。Heturnstoafigureinthecrowd,appealing。Hynes,mayIspeaktoyou?Youknowme。Thatthreeshillingsyoucankeep。Ifyouwantalittlemore。
HYNESColdly。Youareaperfectstranger。
SECONDWATCHPointstothecorner。Thebombishere。FIRSTWATCHInfernalmachinewithatimefuse。BLOOMNo,no。Pig’sfeet。Iwasatafuneral。FIRSTWATCHDrawshistruncheon。Liar!
Thebeagleliftshissnout,showingthegreyscorbuticfaceofPaddyDignam。Hehasgnawedall。Heexhalesaputridcarcasefedbreath。Hegrowstohumansizeandshape。Hisdachshundcoatbecomesabrownmortuaryhabit。Hisgreeneyeflashesbloodshot。Halfofoneearallthenoseandboththumbsareghouleaten。
PADDYDIGNAMInahollowvoice。Itistrue。Itwasmyfuneral。DoctorFinucanepronouncedlifeextinctwhenIsuccumbedtothediseasefromnaturalcauses。
Heliftshismutilatedashenfacemoonwardsandbayslugubriously。
BLOOMIntriumph。Youhear?
PADDYDIGNAMBloom,IamPaddyDignam’sspirit。List,list,Olist!
BLOOMThevoiceisthevoiceofEsau。
SECONDWATCHBlesseshimself。Howisthatpossible?
FIRSTWATCHItisnotinthepennycatechism。
PADDYDIGNAMBymetempsychosis。Spooks。
AVOICEOrocks。
PADDYDIGNAMEarnestly。OnceIwasintheemployofMrJ。H。Menton,solicitor,commissionerforoathsandaffidavits,of27Bachelor’sWalk。NowIamdefunct,thewallofthehearthypertrophied。Hardlines。Thepoorwifewasawfullycutup。Dowisshebearingit?Keepheroffthatbottleofsherry。Helooksroundhim。Alamp。Imustsatisfyananimalneed。Thatbuttermilkdidn’tagreewithme。
TheportlyfigureofJohnO’Connell,caretakerstandsforth,holdingabunchofkeystiedwithcrape。BesidehimstandsFatherCoffey,chaplain,toadbellied,wrynecked,inasurpliceandbandannanightcap,holdingsleepilyastaffoftwistedpoppies。
FATHERCOFFEYYawns,thenchantswithahoarsecroak。Namine。JacobsVobiscuits。Amen。
Foghornsstormilythroughhismegaphone。Dignam,PatrickT。,deceased。
PADDYDIGNAMWithprickedupears,winces。Overtones。
Hewrigglesforward,placesaneartotheground。Mymasters’voice!
JOHNO’CONNELLBurialdocketletternumberU。P。Eightyfivethousand。Fieldseventeen。HouseofKeys。Plot,onehundredandone。
PaddyDignamlistenswithvisibleeffort,thinking,histailstiffpointed,hisearscocked。
PADDYDIGNAMPrayforthereposeofhissoul。
Hewormsdownthroughacoalhole,hisbrownhabittrailingitstetheroverrattlingpebbles。Afterhimtoddlesanobesegrandfatherratonfungusturtlepawsunderagreycarapace。Dignam’svoice,muffled,isheardbayingunderground:Dignam’sdeadandgonebelow。TomRochford,robinredbreasted,incapandbreeches,jumpsfromhistwo-columnedmachine。
TOMROCHFORDAhandtohisbreastbone,bows。ReubenJ。AflorinIfindhim。Hefixesthemanholewitharesolutestare。Myturnnowon。FollowmeuptoCarlow。
Heexecutesadaredevilsalmonleapintheairandisengulfedinthecoalhole。Twodiscsonthecolumnswobbleeyesofnought。Allrecedes。Bloomplodgesforwardagain。Hestandsbeforealightedhouse,listening。Thekisses,wingingfromtheirbowers,flyabouthim,twittering,warbling,cooing。
THEKISSESWarbling。Leo!Twittering。IckylickymickystickyforLeo!Cooing。Coocoocoo!YummyummWomworn!Warbling。Bigcomebig!Pirouette!Leopopold!Twittering。Leeolee!Warbling。OLeo!
Theyrustle,flutteruponhisgarments,alight,brightgiddyflecks,silverysequins。
BLOOMAman’stouch。Sadmusic。Churchmusic。Perhapshere。
ZoeHiggins,ayoungwhoreinasapphireslip,closedwiththreebronzebuckles,aslimblackvelvetfilletroundherthroat,nods,tripsdownthestepsandaccostshim。
ZOEAreyoulookingforsomeone?He’sinsidewithhisfriend。
BLOOMIsthisMrsMack’s?
ZOENo,eightyone。MrsCohen’s。Youmightgofartherandfareworse。MotherSlipperslapper。Familiarly。She’sonthejobherselftonightwiththevet,hertipster,thatgivesherallthewinnersandpaysforhersoninOxford。Workingovertimebutherluck’sturnedtoday。Suspiciously。You’renothisfather,areyou?
BLOOMNotI!
ZOEYoubothinblack。Haslittlemouseyanyticklestonight?
Hisskin,alert,feelsherfingertipsapproach。Ahandslidesoverhisleftthigh。
ZOEHow’sthenuts?
BLOOMOffside。Curiouslytheyareontheright。HeavierIsuppose。Oneinamillionmytailor,Mesias,says。
ZOEInsuddenalarm。You’veahardchancre。
BLOOMNotlikely。
ZOEIfeelit。
Herhandslidesintohislefttrouserpocketandbringsoutahardblackshrivelledpotato。SheregardsitandBloomwithdumbmoistlips。
BLOOMAtalisman。Heirloom。
ZOEForZoe?Forkeeps?Forbeingsonice,eh?
Sheputsthepotatogreedilyintoapocket,thenlinkshisarm,cuddlinghimwithsupplewarmth。Hesmilesuneasily。Slowly,notebynote,orientalmusicisplayed。Hegazesinthetawnycrystalofhereyes,ringedwithkohol。Hissmilesoftens。
ZOEYou’llknowmethenexttime。
BLOOMForlornly。Ineverlovedadeargazellebutitwassureto。
Gazellesareleaping,feedingonthemountains。Neararelakes。Roundtheirshoresfileshadowsblackofcedargroves。Aromarises,astronghairgrowthofresin。Itburns,theorient,askyofsapphire,cleftbythebronzeflightofeagles。Underitliesthewomancity,nude,white,still,cool,inluxury。Afountainmurmursamongdamaskroses。Mammothrosesmurmurofscarletwinegrapes。Awineofshame,lust,bloodexudes,strangelymurmuring。
ZOEMurmuringsingsongwiththemusic,herodalisklipslusciouslysmearedwithsalveofswinefatandrosewater。Schorachaniwenowach,benoithHierushaloim。
BLOOMFascinated。Ithoughtyouwereofgoodstockbyyouraccent。
ZOEAndyouknowwhatthoughtdid?
Shebiteshiseargentlywithlittlegoldstoppedteethsendingonhimacloyingbreathofstalegarlic。Therosesdrawapart,discloseasepulchreofthegoldofkingsandtheirmoulderingbones。
BLOOMDrawsback,mechanicallycaressingherrightbubwithaflatawkwardhand。AreyouaDublingirl?
ZOECatchesastrayhairdeftlyandtwistsittohercoil。Nobloodyfear。I’mEnglish。Haveyouaswaggerroot?
BLOOMAsbefore。Rarelysmoke,dear。Cigarnowandthen。Childishdevice。Lewdly。Themouthcanbebetterengagedthanwithacylinderofrankweed。
ZOEGoon。Makeastumpspeechoutofit。
BLOOMInworkman’scorduroyoveralls,blackgansywithredfloatingtieandapachecap。Mankindisincorrigible。SirWalterRaleighbroughtfromthenewworldthatpotatoandthatweed,theoneakillerofpestilencebyabsorption,theotherapoisoneroftheear,eye,heart,memory,will,understanding,all。Thatistosay,hebroughtthepoisonahundredyearsbeforeanotherpersonwhosenameIforgetbroughtthefood。Suicide。Lies。Allourhabits。Why,lookatourpubliclife!
Midnightchimesfromdistantsteeples。
THECHIMESTurnagain,Leopold!LordMayorofDublin!
BLOOMInalderman’sgownandchain。ElectorsofArranQuay,InnsQuay,Rotunda,MountjoyandNorthDock,betterrunatramline,Isay,fromthecattlemarkettotheriver。That’sthemusicofthefuture。That’smyprogramme。CuiBono?ButourbuccaneeringVanderdeckensintheirphantomshipoffinance……
ANELECTORThreetimesthreeforourfuturechiefmagistrate!
Theauroraborealisofthetorchlightprocessionleaps。
THETORCHBEARERSHooray!
Severalwellknownburgesses,citymagnatesandfreemenofthecityshakehandswithBloomandcongratulatehim。TimothyHarrington,latethriceLordMayorofDublin,imposinginmayoralscarlet,goldchainandwhitesilktie,conferswithcouncillorLorcanSherlock,locumtenens。Theynodvigorouslyinagreement。
LATELORDMAYORHARRINGTONInscarletrobewithmace,goldmayoralchainandlacewhitesilkscarfThataldermansirLeoBloom’sspeechbeprintedattheexpenseoftheratepayers。ThatthehouseinwhichhewasbornbeornamentedwithacommemorativetabletandthatthethoroughfarehithertoknownasCowParlouroffCorkstreetbehenceforthdesignatedBoulevardBloom。
COUNCILLORLORCANSHERLOCKCarriedunanimously。
BLOOMImpassionedly。TheseflyingDutchmenorlyingDutchmenastheyreclineintheirupholsteredpoop,castingdice,whatreckthey?Machinesistheircry,theirchimera,theirpanacea。Laboursavingapparatuses,supplanters,bug-bears,manufacturedmonstersformutualmurder,hideoushobgoblinsproducedbyahordeofcapitalisticlustsuponourprostitutedlabour。Thepoormanstarveswhiletheyaregrassingtheirroyalmountainstagsorshootingpeasantsandphartridgesintheirpurblindpompofpelfandpower。Buttheirreignisroverforreverandeverandev……
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