Afewsmallhouses,scatteredoneithersideoftheroad,betokentheentrancetosometownorvillage。Thelivelynotesoftheguard’skey-buglevibrateintheclearcoldair,andwakeuptheoldgentlemaninside,who,carefullylettingdownthewindow-sashhalf-way,andstandingsentryover,theair,takesashortpeepout,andthencarefullypullingitupagain,informstheotherinsidethatthey’regoingtochangedirectly。onwhichtheotherinsidewakeshimselfup,anddeterminestopostponehisnextnapuntilafterthestoppage。Againthebuglesoundslustilyforth,androusesthecottager’swifeandchildren,whopeepoutatthehouse-door,andwatchthecoachtillitturnsthecorner,whentheyoncemorecrouchroundtheblazingfire,andthrowonanotherlogofwoodagainstfathercomeshome。whilefatherhimself,afullmileoff,hasjustexchangedafriendlynodwiththecoachman,andturnedroundtotakeagoodlongstareatthevehicleasitwhirlsaway。
Andnowthebugleplaysalivelyairasthecoachrattlesthroughtheill-pavedstreetsofacountry-town。andthecoachman,undoingthebucklewhichkeepshisribandstogether,preparestothrowthemoffthemomenthestops。Mr。Pickwickemergesfromhiscoatcollar,andlooksabouthimwithgreatcuriosity。perceivingwhich,thecoachmaninformsMr。Pickwickofthenameofthetown,andtellshimitwasmarket-dayyesterday,bothofwhichpiecesofinformationMr。Pickwickretailstohisfellow-passengers。
whereupontheyemergefromtheircoatcollarstoo,andlookaboutthemalso。Mr。Winkle,whositsattheextremeedge,withonelegdanglingintheair,isnearlyprecipitatedintothestreet,asthecoachtwistsroundthesharpcornerbythecheesemonger’sshop,andturnsintothemarket-place。
andbeforeMr。Snodgrass,whositsnexttohim,hasrecoveredfromhisalarm,theypullupattheinnyard,wherethefreshhorses,withclothson,arealreadywaiting。Thecoachmanthrowsdownthereinsandgetsdownhimself,andtheotheroutsidepassengersdropdownalso:exceptthosewhohavenogreatconfidenceintheirabilitytogetupagain:andtheyremainwheretheyare,andstamptheirfeetagainstthecoachtoowarmthem——looking,withlongingeyesandrednoses,atthebrightfireintheinnbar,andthesprigsofhollywithredberrieswhichornamentthewindow。
Buttheguardhasdeliveredatthecorn-dealer’sshopthebrownpaperpackethetookoutofthelittlepouchwhichhangsoverhisshoulderbyaleathernstrap。andhasseenthehorsescarefullyputto。andhasthrownonthepavementthesaddlewhichwasbroughtfromLondononthecoach-roof。
andhasassistedintheconferencebetweenthecoachmanandthehostleraboutthegreymarethathurtheroff-fore-leglastTuesday。andheandMr。Wellerareallrightbehind,andthecoachmanisallrightinfront,andtheoldgentlemaninside,whohaskeptthewindowdownfulltwoinchesallthistime,haspulleditupagain,andtheclothsareoff,andtheyareallreadyforstarting,exceptthetwostoutgentlemen,whomthecoachmaninquiresafterwithsomeimpatience。Hereuponthecoachman,andtheguard,andSamWeller,andMr。Winkle,andMr。Snodgrass,andallthehostlers,andeveryoneoftheidlers,whoaremoreinnumberthanalltheothersputtogether,shoutforthemissinggentlemenasloudastheycanbawl。Adistantresponseisheardfromtheyard,andMr。PickwickandMr。Tupmancomerunningdownit,quiteoutofbreath,fortheyhavebeenhavingaglassofalea-piece,andMr。Pickwick’sfingersaresocoldthathehasbeenfullfiveminutesbeforehecouldfindthesixpencetopayforit。ThecoachmanshoutsanadmonitoryNowthen,gen’l’m’n!theguardre-echoesit。theoldgentlemaninsidethinksitaveryextraordinarythingthatpeoplewillgetdownwhentheyknowthereisn’ttimeforit。
Mr。Pickwickstrugglesupononeside,Mr。Tupmanontheother。Mr。WinklecriesAllright。andofftheystart。Shawlsarepulledup,coatcollarsarere-adjusted,thepavementceases,thehousesdisappear,andtheyareonceagaindashingalongtheopenroad,withthefreshclearairblowingintheirfaces,andgladdeningtheirveryheartswithinthem。
SuchwastheprogressofMr。PickwickandhisfriendsbytheMuggletonTelegraph,ontheirwaytoDingleyDell。andatthreeo’clockthatafternoontheyallstood,highanddry,safeandsound,haleandhearty,uponthestepsoftheBlueLion,havingtakenontheroadquiteenoughofaleandbrandytoenablethemtobiddefiancetothefrostthatwasbindinguptheearthinitsironfetters,andweavingitsbeautifulnet-workuponthetreesandhedges。Mr。Pickwickwasbusilyengagedincountingthebarrelsofoystersandsuperintendingthedisintermentofthecod-fish,whenhefelthimselfgentlypulledbytheskirtsofthecoat。Lookinground,hediscoveredthattheindividualwhoresortedtothismodeofcatchinghisattentionwasnootherthanMr。Wardle’sfavouritepage,betterknowntothereadersofthisunvarnishedhistory,bythedistinguishingappellationofthefatboy。
Aha!saidMr。Pickwick。
Aha!saidthefatboy。
Ashesaidit,heglancedfromthecod-fishtotheoyster-barrels,andchuckledjoyously。Hewasfatterthanever。
Well,youlookrosyenough,myyoungfriend,saidMr。Pickwick。
I’vebeenasleep,rightinfrontofthetap-roomfire,repliedthefatboy,whohadheatedhimselftothecolourofanewchimney-pot,inthecourseofanhour’snap。Mastersentmeoverwiththeshay-cart,tocarryyourluggageuptothehouse。He’dha’sentsomesaddle-horses,buthethoughtyou’dratherwalk,beingacoldday。
Yes,yes,saidMr。Pickwick,hastily,forherememberedhowtheyhadtravelledovernearlythesamegroundonapreviousoccasion。Yes,wewouldratherwalk。Here,Sam!
Sir,saidMr。Weller。
HelpMr。Wardle’sservanttoputthepackagesintothecart,andthenrideonwithhim。Wewillwalkforwardatonce。
Havinggiventhisdirection,andsettledwiththecoachman,Mr。Pickwickandhisthreefriendsstruckintothefoot-pathacrossthefields,andwalkedbrisklyaway,leavingMr。Wellerandthefatboyconfrontedtogetherforthefirsttime。Samlookedatthefatboywithgreatastonishment,butwithoutsayingaword。andbegantostowtheluggagerapidlyawayinthecart,whilethefatboystoodquietlyby,andseemedtothinkitaveryinterestingsortofthingtoseeMr。Wellerworkingbyhimself。
There,saidSam,throwinginthelastcarpet-bag。Theretheyare!
Yes,saidthefatboy,inaverysatisfiedtone,theretheyare。
Vell,youngtwentystun,saidSam,You’reanicespecimenofaprizeboy,youare!
Thank’ee,saidthefatboy。
Youain’tgotnothin’onyourmindasmakesyoufretvourself,haveyou?inquiredSam。
NotasIknowson,repliedthefatboy。
Ishouldraytherha’thought,tolookatyou,thatyouwasalabourin’
underanunrequitedattachmenttosomeyoung’ooman,saidSam。
Thefatboyshookhishead。
Vell,saidSam,I’mgladtohearit。Doyoueverdrinkanythin’?
Ilikeseating,better,repliedtheboy。
Ah,saidSam,Ishouldha’s’posedthat。butwhatImeanis,shouldyoulikeadropofanythin’as’dwarmyou?butIs’poseyouneverwascold,withallthemelasticfixtures,wasyou?
Sometimes,repliedtheboy。andIlikesadropofsomething,whenit’sgood。
Oh,youdo,doyou?saidSam,comethisway,then!
TheBlueLiontapwassoongained,andthefatboyswallowedaglassofliquorwithoutsomuchaswinking。afeatwhichconsiderablyadvancedhiminMr。Weller’sgoodopinion。Mr。Wellerhavingtransactedasimilarpieceofbusinessonhisownaccount,theygotintothecart。
Canyoudrive?saidthefatboy。
Ishouldraytherthinkso,repliedSam。
There,then,saidthefatboy,puttingthereinsinhishand,andpointingupalane,it’sasstraightasyoucango。youcan’tmissit。
Withthesewords,thefatboylaidhimselfaffectionatelydownbythesideofthecod-fish:andplacinganoyster-barrelunderhisheadforapillow,fellasleepinstantaneously。
Well,saidSam,ofallthecoolboyseverIsetmyeyeson,thishereyounggen’l’m’nisthecoolest。Come,wakeup,youngdropsy!
Butasyoungdropsyevincednosymptomsofreturninganimation,SamWellersathimselfdowninfrontofthecart,andstartingtheoldhorsewithajerkoftherein,joggedsteadilyon,towardsManorFarm。
Meanwhile,Mr。Pickwickandhisfriendshavingwalkedtheirbloodintoactivecirculation,proceededcheerfullyon。Thepathswerehard。thegrasswascrispandfrosty。theairhadafine,dry,bracingcoldness。andtherapidapproachofthegreytwilightslate-colouredisabetterterminfrostyweathermadethemlookforwardwithpleasantanticipationtothecomfortswhichawaitedthemattheirhospitableentertainer’s。Itwasthesortofafternoonthatmightinduceacoupleofelderlygentlemen,inalonelyfield,totakeofftheirgreat-coatsandplayatleap-froginpurelightnessofheartandgaiety。andwefirmlybelievethathadMr。Tupmanatthatmomentprofferedaback,Mr。Pickwickwouldhaveacceptedhisofferwiththeutmostavidity。
However,Mr。Tupmandidnotvolunteeranysuchaccommodation,andthefriendswalkedon,conversingmerrily。Astheyturnedintoalanetheyhadtocross,thesoundofmanyvoicesburstupontheirears。andbeforetheyhadevenhadtimetoformaguesstowhomtheybelonged,theywalkedintotheverycentreofthepartywhowereexpectingtheirarrival——afactwhichwasfirstnotifiedtothePickwickians,bytheloudHurrah,whichburstfromoldWardle’slips,whentheyappearedinsight。
First,therewasWardlehimself,looking,ifpossible,morejollythanever。thentherewereBellaandherfaithfulTrundle。and,lastly,therewereEmilyandsomeeightortenyoungladies,whohadallcomedowntothewedding,whichwastotakeplacenextday,andwhowereinashappyandimportantastateasyoungladiesusuallyare,onsuchmomentousoccasions。
andtheywere,oneandall,startlingthefieldsandlanes,farandwide,withtheirfrolicandlaughter。
Theceremonyofintroduction,undersuchcircumstances,wasverysoonperformed,orweshouldrathersaythattheintroductionwassoonover,withoutanyceremonyatall。Intwominutesthereafter,Mr。Pickwickwasjokingwiththeyoungladieswhowouldn’tcomeoverthestilewhilehelooked——orwho,havingprettyfeetandunexceptionableankles,preferredstandingonthetop-railforfiveminutesorso,declaringthattheyweretoofrightenedtomove——withasmucheaseandabsenceofreserveorconstraint,asifhehadknownthemforlife。itisworthyofremark,too,thatMr。
SnodgrassofferedEmilyfarmoreassistancethantheabsoluteterrorsofthestilealthoughitwasfullthreefeethigh,andhadonlyacoupleofstepping-stoneswouldseemtorequire。whileoneblack-eyedyoungladyinaverynicelittlepairofbootswithfurroundthetop,wasobservedtoscreamveryloudly,whenMr。Winkleofferedtohelpherover。
Allthiswasverysnugandpleasant。Andwhenthedifficultiesofthestilewereatlastsurmounted,andtheyoncemoreenteredontheopenfield,oldWardleinformedMr。Pickwickhowtheyhadallbeendowninabodytoinspectthefurnitureandfittings-upofthehouse,whichtheyoungcoupleweretotenant,aftertheChristmasholidays。atwhichcommunicationBellaandTrundlebothcolouredup,asredasthefatboyafterthetap-roomfire。andtheyoungladywiththeblackeyesandthefurroundtheboots,whisperedsomethinginEmily’sear,andthenglancedarchlyatMr。Snodgrass:
towhichEmilyrespondedthatshewasafoolishgirl,butturnedveryred,notwithstanding。andMr。Snodgrass,whowasasmodestasallgreatgeniusesusuallyare,feltthecrimsonrisingtothecrownofhishead,anddevoutlywishedintheinmostrecessesofhisownheartthattheyoungladyaforesaid,withherblackeyes,andherarchness,andherbootswiththefurroundthetop,wereallcomfortablydepositedintheadjacentcounty。
Butiftheyweresocialandhappyoutsidethehouse,whatwasthewarmthandcordialityoftheirreceptionwhentheyreachedthefarm!TheveryservantsgrinnedwithpleasureatsightofMr。Pickwick。andEmmabestowedahalf-demure,half-impudent,andallpretty,lookofrecognition,onMr。
Tupman,whichwasenoughtomakethestatueofBonaparteinthepassage,unfoldhisarms,andclaspherwithinthem。
Theoldladywasseatedincustomarystateinthefrontparlour,butshewasrathercross,and,byconsequence,mostparticularlydeaf。Sheneverwentoutherself,andlikeagreatmanyotheroldladiesofthesamestamp,shewasapttoconsideritanactofdomestictreason,ifanybodyelsetookthelibertyofdoingwhatshecouldn’t。So,blessheroldsoul,shesatasuprightasshecould,inhergreatchair,andlookedasfierceasmightbe——andthatwasbenevolentafterall。
Mother,saidWardle,Mr。Pickwick。Yourecollecthim?
Nevermind,repliedtheoldladywithgreatdignity。Don’ttroubleMr。Pickwickaboutanoldcreeturlikeme。Nobodycaresaboutmenow,andit’sverynat’raltheyshouldn’t。Heretheoldladytossedherhead,andsmootheddownherlavender-colouredsilkdress,withtremblinghands。
Come,come,ma’am,saidMr。Pickwick,Ican’tletyoucutanoldfriendinthisway。Ihavecomedownexpresslytohavealongtalk,andanotherrubberwithyou。andwe’llshowtheseboysandgirlshowtodanceaminuet,beforethey’reeight-and-fortyhoursolder。
Theoldladywasrapidlygivingway,butshedidnotliketodoitallatonce。sosheonlysaid,Ah!Ican’thearhim!
Nonsense,mother,saidWardle。Come,come,don’tbecross,there’sagoodsoul。RecollectBella。come,youmustkeepherspiritsup,poorgirl。
Thegoodoldladyheardthis,forherlipquiveredashersonsaidit。
Butagehasitslittleinfirmitiesoftemper,andshewasnotquitebroughtroundyet。So,shesmootheddownthelavender-coloureddressagain,andturningtoMr。Pickwicksaid,Ah,Mr。Pickwick,youngpeoplewasverydifferent,whenIwasagirl。
Nodoubtofthat,ma’am,saidMr。Pickwick,andthat’sthereasonwhyIwouldmakemuchofthefewthathaveanytracesoftheoldstock,——andsayingthis,Mr。PickwickgentlypulledBellatowardshim,andbestowingakissuponherforehead,badehersitdownonthelittlestoolathergrandmother’sfeet。Whethertheexpressionofhercountenance,asitwasraisedtowardstheoldlady’sface,calledupathoughtofoldtimes,orwhethertheoldladywastouchedbyMr。Pickwick’saffectionategoodnature,orwhateverwasthecause,shewasfairlymelted。soshethrewherselfonhergrand-daughter’sneck,andallthelittleill-humourevaporatedinagushofsilenttears。
Ahappypartytheywere,thatnight。SedateandsolemnwerethescoreofrubbersinwhichMr。Pickwickandtheoldladyplayedtogether。uproariouswasthemirthoftheroundtable。Longaftertheladieshadretired,didthehotelderwine,wellqualifiedwithbrandyandspice,goround,andround,androundagain。andsoundwasthesleepandpleasantwerethedreamsthatfollowed。ItisaremarkablefactthatthoseofMr。SnodgrassboreconstantreferencetoEmilyWardle。andthattheprincipalfigureinMr。
Winkle’svisionswasayoungladywithblackeyes,anarchsmile,andapairofremarkablynicebootswithfurroundthetops。
Mr。Pickwickwasawakened,earlyinthemorning,byahumofvoicesandapatteringoffeet,sufficienttorouseeventhefatboyfromhisheavyslumbers。Hesatupinbedandlistened。Thefemaleservantsandfemalevisitorswererunningconstantlytoandfro。andthereweresuchmultitudinousdemandsforhotwater,suchrepeatedoutcriesforneedlesandthread,andsomanyhalf-suppressedentreatiesofOh,docomeandtieme,there’sadear!thatMr。Pickwickinhisinnocencebegantoimaginethatsomethingdreadfulmusthaveoccurred:whenhegrewmoreawake,andrememberedthewedding。Theoccasionbeinganimportantonehedressedhimselfwithpeculiarcare,anddescendedtothebreakfastroom。
Therewereallthefemaleservantsinabrannewuniformofpinkmuslingownswithwhitebowsintheircaps,runningaboutthehouseinastateofexcitementandagitationwhichitwouldbeimpossibletodescribe。Theoldladywasdressedoutinabrocadedgownwhichhadnotseenthelightfortwentyyears,savingandexceptingsuchtruantraysashadstolenthroughthechinksintheboxinwhichithadbeenlainby,duringthewholetime。
Mr。Trundlewasinhighfeatherandspirits,butalittlenervouswithal。
Theheartyoldlandlordwastryingtolookverycheerfulandunconcerned,butfailingsignallyintheattempt。Allthegirlswereintearsandwhitemuslin,exceptaselecttwoorthreewhowerebeinghonouredwithaprivateviewofthebrideandbridesmaids,up-stairs。AllthePickwickianswereinmostbloomingarray。andtherewasaterrificroaringonthegrassinfrontofthehouse,occasionedbyallthemen,boys,andhobbledehoysattachedtothefarm,eachofwhomhadgotawhitebowinhisbutton-hole,andallofwhomwerecheeringwithmightandmain:beingincitedthereunto,andstimulatedtherein,bythepreceptandexampleofMr。SamuelWeller,whohadmanagedtobecomemightypopularalready,andwasasmuchathomeasifhehadbeenbornontheland。
Aweddingisalicensedsubjecttojokeupon,buttherereallyisnogreatjokeinthematterafterall——wespeakmerelyoftheceremony,andbegittobedistinctlyunderstoodthatweindulgeinnohiddensarcasmuponamarriedlife。Mixedupwiththepleasureandjoyoftheoccasion,arethemanyregretsatquittinghome,thetearsofpartingbetweenparentandchild,theconsciousnessofleavingthedearestandkindestfriendsofthehappiestportionofhumanlife,toencounteritscaresandtroubleswithothersstilluntriedandlittleknown:naturalfeelingswhichwewouldnotrenderthischaptermournfulbydescribing,andwhichweshouldbestillmoreunwillingtobesupposedtoridicule。
Letusbrieflysay,then,thattheceremonywasperformedbytheoldclergyman,intheparishchurchofDingleyDell,andthatMr。Pickwick’snameisattachedtotheregister,stillpreservedinthevestrythereof。
thattheyoungladywiththeblackeyessignedhernameinaveryunsteadyandtremulousmanner。thatEmily’ssignature,astheotherbridesmaid,isnearlyillegible。thatitallwentoffinveryadmirablestyle。thattheyoungladiesgenerallythoughtitfarlessshockingthantheyhadexpected。
andthatalthoughtheowneroftheblackeyesandthearchsmileinformedMr。Winklethatshewassureshecouldneversubmittoanythingsodreadful,wehavetheverybestreasonsforthinkingshewasmistaken。Toallthis,wemayadd,thatMr。Pickwickwasthefirstwhosalutedthebride,andthatinsodoing,hethrewoverherneckarichgoldwatchandchain,whichnomortaleyesbutthejeweller’shadeverbeheldbefore。Then,theoldchurchbellrangasgailyasitcould,andtheyallreturnedtobreakfast。
Veredoesthemincepiesgo,youngopiumeater?saidMr。Wellertothefatboy,asheassistedinlayingoutsucharticlesofconsumptionashadnotbeendulyarrangedonthepreviousnight。
Thefatboypointedtothedestinationofthepies。
Werygood,saidSam,stickabito’Christmasin’em。T’otherdishopposite。There。nowwelookcompactandcomfortable,asthefathersaidvenhecuthislittleboy’sheadoff,tocurehimo’squintin’。
AsMr。Wellermadethecomparison,hefellbackasteportwo,togivefulleffecttoit,andsurveyedthepreparationswiththeutmostsatisfaction。
Wardle,saidMr。Pickwick,almostassoonastheywereallseated,aglassofwine,inhonourofthishappyoccasion!
Ishallbedelighted,myboy,saidMr。Wardle。Joe——damnthatboy,he’sgonetosleep。
No,Iain’t,sir,repliedthefatboy,startingupfromaremotecorner,where,likethepatronsaintoffatboys——theimmortalHorner——hehadbeendevouringaChristmaspie:thoughnotwiththecoolnessanddeliberationwhichcharacterisedthatyounggentleman’sproceedings。
FillMr。Pickwick’sglass。
Yes,sir。
ThefatboyfilledMr。Pickwick’sglass,andthenretiredbehindhismaster’schair,fromwhencehewatchedtheplayoftheknivesandforks,andtheprogressofthechoicemorselsfromthedishestothemouthsofthecompany,withakindofdarkandgloomyjoythatwasmostimpressive。
Godblessyou,oldfellow!saidMr。Pickwick。
Sametoyou,myboy,repliedWardle。andtheypledgedeachother,heartily。
Mrs。Wardle,saidMr。Pickwick,weoldfolksmusthaveaglassofwinetogether,inhonourofthisjoyfulevent。
Theoldladywasinastateofgreatgrandeurjustthen,forshewassittingatthetopofthetableinthebrocadedgown,withhernewly-marriedgrand-daughterononesideandMr。Pickwickontheother,todothecarving。
Mr。Pickwickhadnotspokeninaveryloudtone,butsheunderstoodhimatonce,anddrankoffafullglassofwinetohislonglifeandhappiness。
afterwhichtheworthyoldsoullaunchedforthintoaminuteandparticularaccountofherownwedding,withadissertationonthefashionofwearinghigh-heeledshoes,andsomeparticularsconcerningthelifeandadventuresofthebeautifulLadyTollimglower,deceased:atallofwhichtheoldladyherselflaughedveryheartilyindeed,andsodidtheyoungladiestoo,fortheywerewonderingamongthemselveswhatonearthgrandmawastalkingabout。Whentheylaughed,theoldladylaughedtentimesmoreheartily,andsaidthatthesealwayshadbeenconsideredcapitalstories:whichcausedthemalltolaughagain,andputtheoldladyintotheverybestofhumours。
Then,thecakewascut,andpassedthroughthering。theyoungladiessavedpiecestoputundertheirpillowstodreamoftheirfuturehusbandson。
andagreatdealofblushingandmerrimentwastherebyoccasioned。
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