"Yes,sire,butIhaveforgotteneverythingnow。IthoughtthatI
shouldnotbeawedbythemajestyofaking,butIwasmistaken。Mylord—marshalshouldhavewarnedme。"
"Thenheknowsyou?Letuswalk。Whatisitthatyouwant?Whatdoyouthinkofmygarden?"
Hisenquiriesaftermyneedsandofhisgardenweresimultaneous。ToanyotherpersonIshouldhaveansweredthatIdidnotknowanythingaboutgardening,butthiswouldhavebeenequivalenttorefusingtoanswerthequestion;andnomonarch,evenifhebeaphilosopher,couldendurethat。IthereforerepliedthatIthoughtthegardensuperb。
"But,"hesaid,"thegardensofVersaillesaremuchfiner。"
"Yes,sire,butthatischieflyonaccountofthefountains。"
"True,butitisnotmyfault;thereisnowaterhere。Ihavespentmorethanthreehundredthousandcrownstogetwater,butunsuccessfully。"
"Threehundredthousandcrowns,sire!Ifyourmajestyhadspentthemallatonce,thefountainsshouldbehere。"
"Oh,oh!Iseeyouareacquaintedwithhydraulics。"
Icouldnotsaythathewasmistaken,forfearofoffendinghim,soI
simplybentmyhead,whichmightmeaneitheryesorno。ThankGodthekingdidnottroubletotestmyknowledgeofthescienceofhydraulics,withwhichIwastotallyunacquainted。
Hekeptonthemoveallthetime,andasheturnedhisheadfromonesidetotheotherhurriedlyaskedmewhatforcesVenicecouldputintothefieldinwartime。
"Twentymen—of—war,sire,andanumberofgalleys。"
"Whatarethelandforces?"
"Seventythousandmen,sire;allofwhomaresubjectsoftheRepublic,andassessingeachvillageatoneman。"
"Thatisnottrue;nodoubtyouwishtoamusemebytellingmethesefables。Givemeyouropinionsontaxation。"
ThiswasthefirstconversationIhadeverhadwithamonarch。I
madearapidreviewofthesituation,andfoundmyselfmuchinthesamepositionasanactoroftheimprovisedcomedyoftheItalians,whoisgreetedbythehissesofthegodsifhestopsshortamoment。
IthereforerepliedwithalltheairsofadoctoroffinancethatI
couldsaysomethingaboutthetheoryoftaxation。
"That’swhatIwant,"hereplied,"forthepracticeisnobusinessofyours。"
"Therearethreekindsoftaxes,consideredastotheireffects。Thefirstisruinous,thesecondanecessaryevil,andthethirdinvariablybeneficial"
"Good!Goon。"
"Theruinousimpostistheroyaltax,thenecessaryisthemilitary,andthebeneficialisthepopular。"
AsIhadnotgiventhesubjectanythoughtIwasinadisagreeableposition,forIwasobligedtogoonspeaking,andyetnottotalknonsense。
"Theroyaltax,sire,isthatwhichdeplenishesthepursesofthesubjecttofillthecoffersoftheking。"
"Andthatkindoftaxisalwaysruinous,youthink。"
"Always,sire;itpreventsthecirculationofmoney——thesoulofcommerceandthemainstayofthestate。"
"Butifthetaxbeleviedtokeepupthestrengthofthearmy,yousayitisanecessaryevil。"
"Yes,itisnecessaryandyetevil,forwarisanevil。"
"Quiteso;andnowaboutthepopulartax。"
"Thisisalwaysabenefit,forthemonarchtakeswithonehandandgiveswiththeother;heimprovestownsandroads,foundsschools,protectsthesciences,cherishesthearts;infine,hedirectsthistaxtowardsimprovingtheconditionandincreasingthehappinessofhispeople。"
"Thereisagooddealoftruthinthat。IsupposeyouknowCalsabigi?"
"Ioughtto,yourmajesty,asheandIestablishedtheGenoaLotteryatParissevenyearsago。"
"Inwhatclasswouldyouputthistaxation,foryouwillagreethatitistaxationofakind?"
"Certainly,sire,andnottheleastimportant。Itisbeneficialwhenthemonarchspendshisprofitsforthegoodofthepeople。"
"Butthemonarchmaylose?"
"Onceinfifty。"
"Isthatconclusiontheresultofamathematicalcalculation?"
"Yes,sire。"
"Suchcalculationsoftenprovedeceptive。"
"Notso,mayitpleaseyourmajesty,whenGodremainsneutral。"
"WhathasGodgottodowithit?"
"Well,sire,wewillcallitdestinyorchance。"
"Good!Imaypossiblybeofyouropinionastothecalculation,butIdon’tlikeyourGenoeseLottery。Itseemstomeanelaborateswindle,andIwouldhavenothingmoretodowithit,evenifitwerepositivelycertainthatIshouldneverlose。"
"Yourmajestyisright,fortheconfidencewhichmakesthepeoplerisktheirmoneyinalotteryisperfectlyfallacious。"
Thiswastheendofourstrangedialogue,andstoppingbeforeabuildinghelookedmeover,andthen,afterashortsilence,observed,——
"Doyouknowthatyouareafineman?"
"Isitpossiblethat,afterthescientificconversationwehavehad,yourmajestyshouldselecttheleastofthequalitieswhichadornyourlifeguardsmenforremark?"
Thekingsmiledkindly,andsaid,——
"AsyouknowMarshalKeith,Iwillspeaktohimofyou。"
Withthathetookoffhishat,andbademefarewell。Iretiredwithaprofoundbow。
ThreeorfourdaysafterthemarshalgavemetheagreeablenewsthatIhadfoundfavourintheking’seyes,andthathismajestythoughtofemployingme。
Iwascurioustolearnthenatureofthisemployment,andbeinginnokindofhurryIresolvedtoawaiteventsinBerlin。Thetimepassedpleasantlyenough,forIwaseitherwithCalsabigi,BaronTreidel,ormylandlady,andwhentheseresourcesfailedme,Iusedtowalkinthepark,musingovertheeventsofmylife。
Calsabigihadnodifficultyinobtainingpermissiontocontinuethelotteryonhisownaccount,andheboldlyannouncedthathenceforwardhewouldconductthelotteryonhisownrisk。Hisaudacitywascrownedwithsuccess,andheobtainedaprofitofahundredthousandcrowns。Withthishepaidmostofhisdebts,andgavehismistresstenthousandcrowns,shereturningthedocumententitlinghertothatamount。Afterthisluckydrawingitwaseasytofindguarantors,andthelotterywentonsuccessfullyfortwoorthreeyears。
NeverthelessCalsabigiendedbybecomingbankruptanddiedpoorenoughinItaly。HemightbecomparedtotheDanaides;themorehegotthemorehespent。HismistresseventuallymadearespectablemarriageandreturnedtoParis,whereshelivedincomfort。
AttheperiodofwhichIamspeaking,theDuchessofBrunswick,theking’ssister,cametopayhimavisit。ShewasaccompaniedbyherdaughterwhomarriedtheCrownPrinceofPrussiainthefollowingyear。Isawthekinginasuitoflustringtrimmedwithgoldlace,andblacksilkstockingsonhislegs。Helookedtrulycomic,andmorelikeatheatricalheavyfatherthanagreatking。Hecameintothehallwithhissisteronhisarmandattracteduniversalattention,foronlyveryoldmencouldrememberseeinghimwithouthisuniformandtop—boots。
IwasnotawarethatthefamousMadameDeniswasatBerlin,anditwasthereforeanagreeablesurprisetometoseeherintheballetoneevening,dancingapasseulinanexquisitemanner。Wewereoldfriends,andIresolvedtopayheravisitthenextday。
Imusttellthereader(supposingIeverhaveone),thatwhenIwasabouttwelveyearsoldIwenttothetheatrewithmymotherandsaw,notwithoutmuchheart—beating,agirlofeightwhodancedaminuetinsoravishingamannerthatthewholehouseapplaudedloudly。Thisyoungdancer,whowasthepantaloon’sdaughter,charmedmetosuchadegreethatIcouldnotresistgoingtoherdressing—roomtocomplimentheronherperformance。Iworethecassockinthosedays,andshewasastonishedwhensheheardherfatherorderhertogetupandkissme。Shekissedme,nevertheless,withmuchgrace,andthoughIreceivedthecomplimentwithagooddealofawkwardnessI
wassodelighted,thatIcouldnothelpbuyingheralittleringfromatoymerchantinthetheatre。Shekissedmeagainwithgreatgratitudeandenthusiasm。
ThepleasantestpartaboutthiswasthatthesequinIhadgivenfortheringbelongedtoDr。Gozzi,andsowhenIwentbacktohimIwasinapitiablestate,forIhadnotonlyspentmoneywhichdidnotbelongtome,butIhadspentitforsosmallafavourasakiss。
IknewthatthenextdayIshouldhavetogiveanaccountofthemoneyhehadentrustedtome,andnothavingtheleastideaastowhatIshouldsay,Ihadabadnightofit。Thenextmorningeverythingcameout,andmymothermadeupthesequintothedoctor。
IlaughnowwhenIthinkofthischildishpieceofgallantry,whichwasanomenoftheextenttowhichmyheartwastobeswayedbythefairsex。
Thetoy—womanwhohadsoldmetheringcamethenextdayatdinner—
timetoourhouse,andafterproducingseveralringsandtrinketswhichwerejudgedtoodear,shebegantopraisemygenerosity,andsaidthatIhadnotthoughttheringIhadgiventoprettyJeannettetoodear。Thisdidmybusiness;andIhadtoconfessthewhole,layingmyfaulttotheaccountoflove,andpromisingnottodosuchathingagain。ButwhenIutteredthewordlove,everybodyroaredwithlaughter,andbegantomakecruelgameofme。Iwishedmyselfamileaway,andregisteredaninteriorresolvenevertoconfessmyfaultsagain。ThereaderknowshowwellIkeptmypromise。
Thepantaloon’slittledaughterwasmymother’sgoddaughter,andmythoughtswerefullofher。Mymother,wholovedmeandsawmypain,askedmeifIwouldlikethelittlegirltobeaskedtosupper。Mygrandmother,however,opposedtheidea,andIwasobligedtoher。
ThedayafterthisburlesquesceneIreturnedtoPadua,whereBettinasoonmademeforgetthelittleballet—girl。IsawheragainatCharlottenbourg,andthatwasnowseventeenyearsago。
Ilongedtohaveatalkwithher,andtoseewhethershewouldrememberme,thoughIdidnotexpecthertodoso。IaskedifherhusbandDeniswaswithher,andtheytoldmethatthekinghadbanishedhimbecauseheill—treatedher。
Icalledonherthedayaftertheperformance,andwaspolitelyreceived,butshesaidshedidnotthinkshehadhadthepleasureofseeingmebefore。
BydegreesItoldheroftheeventsofherchildhood,andhowsheenchantedallVenicebythegracewithwhichshedancedtheminuet。
Sheinterruptedmebysayingthatatthattimeshewasonlysixyearsold。
"Youcouldnotbemore,"Ireplied,"forIwasonlyten;andnevertheless,Ifellinlovewithyou,andneverhaveIforgottenthekissyougavemebyyourfather’sorderinreturnforsometriflingpresentImadeyou。"
"Bequiet;yougavemeabeautifulring,andIkissedyouofmyownfreewill。Youworethecassockthen。Ihaveneverforgottenyou。
Butcanitreallybeyou?"
"Itisindeed。"
"Iam。delightedtoseeyouagain。ButIcouldneverhaverecognizedyou,andIsupposeyouwouldnothaverecognizedme。"
"No,Ishouldnothaveknownyou,unlessIhadheardyournamementioned。"
"Onealtersintwentyyears,youknow。"
"Yes,onecannotexpecttohavethesamefaceasatsix。"
"YoucanbearwitnessthatIamnotmorethantwenty—six,thoughsomeevilspeakersgivemetenyearsmore。"
"Youshouldnottakeanynoticeofsuchcalumnies,mydear。Youareintheflowerofyourage,andmadefortheserviceoflove。Formypart,Icongratulatemyselfonbeingabletotellyouthatyouarethefirstwomanthatinspiredmewitharealpassion。"
Wecouldnothelpbecomingaffectionateifwecontinuedtokeepuptheconversationinthisstyle,butexperiencehadtaughtusthatitwaswelltoremainaswewereforthepresent。
MadameDeniswasstillfreshandyouthfullooking,thoughshepersistedinabbreviatingheragebytenyears。Ofcourseshecouldnotdeceiveme,andshemusthaveknownit,nevertheless,shelikedmetobearoutwardtestimonytoheryouthfulness。ShewouldhavedetestedmeifIhadattemptedtoprovetoherwhatsheknewperfectlywell,butdidnotcaretoconfess。Nodoubtshecaredlittleformythoughtsonthesubject,andshemayhaveimaginedthatIowedhergratitudefordiminishingherage,asitenabledmetodiminishmyowntomakeourtalesagree。However,Ididnottroublemyselfmuchaboutit,foritisalmostadutyinanactresstodisguiseherage,asinspiteoftalentthepublicwillnotforgiveawomanforhavingbeenborntoosoon。
Ithoughtherbehaviourauguredwell,andIhopedshewouldnotmakemelanguishlong。Sheshewedmeherhouse,whichwasalleleganceandgoodtaste。Iaskedherifshehadalover,andsherepliedwithasmilethatallBerlinthoughtso,butthatitwasneverthelessdeceivedontheprincipalpoint,astheindividualinquestionwasmoreofafatherthanalover。
"Butyoudeservetohaveareallover;Icannotconceivehowyoucandowithoutone。"
"IassureyouIdon’ttroublemyselfaboutit。Iamsubjecttoconvulsions,whicharetheplagueofmylife。IwanttotrytheTeplitzwaters,whicharesaidtobeexcellentforallnervousaffections;butthekinghasrefusedhispermission,whichI,nevertheless,hopetoobtainnextyear。"
Ifeltardentlydisposed,andIthoughtshewaspleasedwiththerestraintIputuponmyself。
"Willyoubeannoyed,"saidI,"ifIcalluponyoufrequently?"
"Ifyoudon’tmindIwillcallmyselfyourniece,oryourcousin,andthenwecanseeeachother。"
"Doyouknowthatthatmaypossiblybetrue?Iwouldnotswearthatyouwerenotmysister。"
Thissallymadeustalkofthefriendshipthathadsubsistedbetweenherfatherandmymother,andweallowedourselvesthosecaresseswhicharepermittedtonearrelations;butfeelingthatthingsweregoingtoofarweceased。Asshebademefarewell,sheaskedmetodinewithherthenextday,andIaccepted。
AsIwentbacktomyinnIreflectedonthestrangecombinationswhichmademylifeonecontinuouschainofevents,andIfeltitmydutytogivethankstoeternalProvidence,forIfeltthatIhadbeenbornunderahappystar。
Thenextday,whenIwenttodinewithMadameDenis,Ifoundanumerouscompanyassembled。ThefirstpersonwhogreetedmewiththewarmthofanoldfriendwasayoungdancernamedAubri,whomIhadknownatParisandatVenice。HewasfamousforhavingbeentheloverofoneofthemostexaltedVenetianladies,andatthesametimeherhusband’spathic。ItwassaidthatthisscandalousintimacywasofsuchanaturethatAubriusedtosleepbetweenthehusbandandwife。AtthebeginningofLenttheStateInquisitorssenthimtoTrieste。Heintroducedmetohiswife,whodancedlikehimselfandwascalledLaPanting。HehadmarriedheratSt。Petersburg,fromwhichcityhehadjustcome,andtheyweregoingtospendthewinterinParis。Thenextpersonwhoadvancedtogreetmewasafatman,whoheldouthishandandsaidwehadbeenfriendstwenty—fiveyearsago,butthatweweresoyoungthenthatitwouldbenowonderifwedidnotknoweachother。"WekneweachotheratPadua,atDr。
Gozzi’s,"headded;"mynameisJosephdaLoglio。"
"Irememberyou,"Ireplied,"inthosedaysyouwerevioloncelloattheRussianchapel。"
"Exactly;andnowIamreturningtomynativelandtoleaveitnomore。Ihavethehonourtointroduceyoutomywife,whowasbornatSt。Petersburg,butisadaughterofModonistheviolinist,whosereputationisEuropean。InaweekIshallbeatDresden,whereI
hopetohavethehonourofseeingMadameCasanova,yourmother。"
Iwasdelightedtofindmyselfinsuchcongenialsociety,butIcouldseethatMadameDenisdidnotrelishtheserecollectionsextendingoveraquarterofacentury,andIturnedtheconversationtotheeventsatSt。PetersburgwhichhadresultedinCatherinetheGreatascendingthethrone。DaLogliotoldusthathehadtakenasmallpartinthisconspiracy,andhadthoughtitprudenttogetoutoftheway。"Fortunately,"headded,"thiswasacontingencyIhadlongprovidedagainst,andIaminapositiontospendtherestofmydaysincomfortinItaly。"
MadameDenisthenobserved:
"AweekagoaPiedmontese,namedAudar,wasintroducedtome。Hehadbeenachiefmoverintheconspiracy,andtheempressgavehimapresentofahundredthousandroublesandanordertoleaveRussiaimmediately。"
IheardafterwardsthatthisAudarboughtanestateinPiedmontonwhichhebuiltafinemansion。Intwoorthreeyearsitwasstruckbyathunder—bolt,andtheunfortunatemanwaskilledintheruinsofhisownhouse。IfthiswasablowfromanAlmightyhand,itcouldnot,atallevents,havebeendirectedbythegeniusofRussia,foriftheunfortunatePeterIII。hadlived,hewouldhaveretardedRussiancivilizationbyahundredyears。
TheEmpressCatherinerewardedalltheforeignerswhohadassistedherinherplotsmostmagnificently,andshewedherselfgratefultotheRussianswhohadhelpedhertomountthethrone;while,likeacraftypolitician,shesentsuchnoblesasshesuspectedtobeaversetorevolutionoutofthecountry。
ItwasDaLoglioandhisprettywifewhodeterminedmetobetakemyselftoRussiaincasetheKingofPrussiadidnotgivemeanyemployment。IwasassuredthatIshouldmakemyfortunethere,andDaLogliopromisedtogivemegoodinstructions。
AssoonasthisworthymanleftBerlinmyintimacywithMadameDeniscommenced。OnenightwhenIwassuppingwithhershewasseizedwithconvulsionswhichlastedallthenight。Ididnotleaveherforamoment,andinthemorning,feelingquiterecovered,hergratitudefinishedwhatmylovehadbeguntwenty—sixyearsbefore,andouramorouscommercelastedwhileIstayedatBerlin。WeshallhearofheragainatFlorencesixyearslater。
SomedaysafterMadameDenistookmetoPotsdamtoshewmeallthesightsofthetown。Ourintimacyoffendednoone,forshewasgenerallybelievedtobemyniece,andthegeneralwhokepthereitherbelievedthereport,orlikeamanofsensepretendedtobelieveit。
AmongstothernotablethingsIsawatPotsdamwasthesightofthekingcommandingthefirstbattalionofhisgrenadiers,allpickedmen,theflowerofthePrussianarmy。
Theroomwhichweoccupiedattheinnfacedawalkbywhichthekingpassedwhenhecamefromthecastle。Theshutterswereallclosed,andourlandladytoldusthatononeoccasionwhenaprettydancercalledLaReggianawassleepinginthesameroom,thekinghadseenherin’purisnaturalibus’。Thiswastoomuchforhismodesty,andhehadorderedtheshutterstobeclosed,andclosedtheyhadremained,thoughthiseventwasfouryearsold。Thekinghadsomecausetofear,forhehadbeenseverelytreatedbyLaBarbarina。Intheking’sbedroomwesawherportrait,thatofLaCochois,sistertotheactresswhobecameMarchionessd’Argens,andthatofMarieTheresa,withwhomFrederickhadbeeninlove,orratherhehadbeeninlovewiththeideaofbecomingemperor。
Afterwehadadmiredthebeautyandeleganceofthecastle,wecouldnothelpadmiringthewayinwhichthemasterofthecastlewaslodged。Hehadameanroom,andsleptonalittlebedwithascreenaroundit。Therewasnodressing—gownandnoslippers。Thevaletshewedusanoldcapwhichthekingputonwhenhehadacold;itlookedasifitmustbeveryuncomfortable。Hismajesty’sbureauwasatablecoveredwithpens,paper,half—burntmanuscripts,andanink—
pot;besideitwasasofa。ThevalettoldusthatthesemanuscriptscontainedthehistoryofthelastPrussianwar,andthekinghadbeensoannoyedbytheiraccidentallygettingburntthathehadresolvedtohavenomoretodowiththework。Heprobablychangedhismind,forthebook,whichislittleesteemed,waspublishedshortlyafterhisdeath。
Fiveorsixweeksaftermycuriousconversationwiththemonarch,MarshalKeithtoldmethathismajestyhadbeenpleasedtocreatemeatutortothenewcorpsofPomeraniancadetswhichhewasjustestablishing。Thereweretobefifteencadetsandfivetutors,sothateachshouldhavethecareofthreepupils。Thesalarywassixhundredcrownsandboardfound。Thedutyofthetutorswastofolloworaccompanythecadetswherevertheywent,Courtincluded。Ihadtobequickinmakingupmymind,forthefourotherswerealreadyinstalled,andhismajestydidnotliketobekeptwaiting。IaskedLordKeithwherethecollegewas,andIpromisedtogivehimareplybythenextday。
Ihadtosummonallmypowersofself—restrainttomyassistancewhenIheardthisextravagantproposalascomingfromamanwhowassodiscreetinmostthings,butmyastonishmentwasincreasedwhenIsawtheabodeofthesefifteenyoungnoblemenofrichPomerania。Itconsistedofthreeorfourgreatroomsalmostdevoidoffurniture,severalwhitewashedbedrooms,containingawretchedbed,adealtable,andtwodealchairs。Theyoungcadets,boysoftwelveorthirteen,alllookeddirtyanduntidy,andwereboxedupinawretcheduniformwhichmatchedadmirablytheirrudeandrusticfaces。
Theywereincompanywiththeirfourgovernors,whomItookfortheirservants,andwholookedatmeinastupefiedmanner,notdaringtothinkthatIwastobetheirfuturecolleague。
JustasIwasgoingtobidaneternalfarewelltothisabodeofmisery,oneofthegovernorsputhisheadoutofthewindowandexclaimed,——
"Thekingisridingup。"
Icouldnotavoidmeetinghim,andbesides,Iwasgladenoughtoseehimagain,especiallyinsuchaplace。
HismajestycameupwithhisfriendIcilius,examinedeverything,andsawme,butdidnothonourmewithaword。Iwaselegantlydressed,andworemycrosssetwithbrilliants。ButIhadtobitemylipssoasnottoburstoutlaughingwhenFredericktheGreatgotinatoweringrageatachamberutensilwhichstoodbesideoneofthebeds,andwhichdidnotappeartobeinaverycleanlycondition。
"Whosebedisthis?"criedthemonarch。
"Mine,sire,"answeredatremblingcadet。
"Good!butitisnotyouIamangrywith;whereisyourgovernor?"
Thefortunategovernorpresentedhimself,andthemonarch,afterhonouringhimwiththetitleofblockhead,proceededtoscoldhimroundly。However,heendedbysayingthattherewasaservant,andthatthegovernoroughttoseethathedidhisworkproperly。
Thisdisgustingscenewasenoughforme,andIhastenedtocallonMarshalKeithtoannouncemydetermination。TheoldsoldierlaughedatthedescriptionIgavehimoftheacademy,andsaidIwasquiterighttodespisesuchanoffice;butthatIought,nevertheless,togoandthankthekingbeforeIleftBerlin。IsaidIdidnotfeelinclinedforanotherinterviewwithsuchaman,andheagreedtopresentmythanksandexcusesinmystead。
ImadeupmymindtogotoRussia,andbeganmypreparationsingoodearnest。BaronTreidelsupportedmyresolvebyofferingtogivemealetterofintroductiontohissister,theDuchessofCourland。I
wrotetoM。deBragadinto’givemealetterforabankeratSt。
Petersburg,andtoremitmethroughhimeverymonthasumwhichwouldkeepmeincomfort。
Icouldnottravelwithoutaservant,andchancekindlyprovidedmewithone。IwassittingwithMadameRufin,whenayoungLorrainercamein;likeBias,heboreallhisfortunewithhim,but,inhiscase,itwascarriedunderhisarm。Heintroducedhimselfthus:
"Madam,mynameisLambert,IcomefromLorraine,andIwishtolodgehere。"
"Verygood,sir,butyoumustpayforyourboardandlodgingeveryday。"
"That,madam,isoutofthequestion,forIhavenotgotafarthing,butIshallhavesomemoneywhenIdiscoverwhoIam。"
"IamafraidIcannotputyouuponthoseconditions,sir。"
Hewasgoingawaywithamortifiedair,whenmyheartwastouched,andIcalledhimback。
"Stay,"saidI,"Iwillpayforyouto—day。"
Happinessbeamedoverhisface。
"Whathaveyougotinthatlittlebundle?"saidI。
"Twoshirts,ascoreofmathematicalbooks,andsomeothertrifles。"
Itookhimtomyroom,andfindinghimtolerablywelleducated,I
askedhimhowhecametobeinsuchastateofdestitution。
"IcomefromStrasburg,"hereplied,"andacadetofaregimentstationedtherehavinggivenmeablowinacoffee—houseIpaidhimavisitthenextdayinhisownroomandstabbedhimthere。
"AfterthisIwenthome,madeupmybundle,andleftthetown。I
walkedallthewayandlivedsoberly,sothatmymoneylastedtillthismorning。To—morrowIshallwritetomymother,wholivesatLuneville,andIamsureshewillsendmesomemoney。"
"Andwhatdoyouthinkofdoing?"
"Iwanttobecomeamilitaryengineer,butifneedsmustIamreadytoenlistasaprivatesoldier。"
"Icangiveyouboardandlodgingtillyouhearfromyourmother。"
"Heavenhassentyouinmyway,"saidhe,kissingmyhandgratefully。
Ididnotsuspecthimofdeceivingme,thoughhestumbledsomewhatinhisnarrative。HowevermycuriosityledmetowritetoM。
Schauenbourg,whowasthenatStrasburg,toenquireifthetaleweretrue。
ThenextdayIhappenedtomeetanofficerofengineers,whotoldmethatyoungmenofeducationweresoplentifulthattheydidnotreceivethemintotheserviceunlesstheywerewillingtoserveascommonsoldiers。Iwassorryfortheyoungmantobereducedsolowasthat。Ibegantospendsometimewithhimeverydayinmathematicalcalculations,andIconceivedtheideaoftakinghimwithmetoSt。Petersburg,andbroachedthesubjecttohim。
"Itwouldbeapieceofgoodfortuneforme,"hereplied,"andtoshewmygratitudeIwillgladlywaitonyouasaservantduringthejourney。"
HespokeFrenchbadly,butashewasaLorrainerIwasnotastonishedatthat。NeverthelessIwassurprisedtofindthathedidnotknowawordofLatin,andthathisspellingwasofthewildestdescription。
Hesawmelaughing,butdidnotseemintheleastashamed。Indeedhesaidthathehadonlygonetoschooltolearnmathematics,andthathewasverygladthathehadescapedtheinflictionoflearninggrammar。Indeed,oneverysubjectbesidesmathematics,hewasprofoundlyignorant。Hehadnomannerswhatever;infact,hewasamerepeasant。
TenortwelvedayslaterIreceivedaletterfromM。deSchauenbourg,sayingthatthenameofLambertwasunknowninStrasburg,andthatnocadethadbeenkilledorwounded。
WhenIshewedLambertthisletterhesaidthatashewishedtoenterthearmyhethoughtitwouldbeofservicetohimtoshewthathewasbrave,addingthatasthisliehadnotbeentoldwiththeideaofimposingonmeIshouldforgiveit。
"Poverty,"saidhe,"isarascallyteacher,thatgivesamansomebadlessons。Iamnotaliarbydisposition,butIhaveneverthelesstoldyoualieonanotherandamoreimportantmatter。Idon’texpectanymoneywhateverfrommypoormother,whoratherneedsthatIshouldsendmoneytoher。Soforgiveme,andbesureIshallbeafaithfulservanttoyou。"
Iwasalwaysreadytoforgiveothermen’speccadilloes,andnotwithoutcause。IlikedLambert’slineofargument,andtoldhimthatwewouldsetoutinfiveorsixdays。
BaronBodisson,aVenetianwhowantedtosellthekingapicturebyAndreadelSarto,askedmetocomewithhimtoPotsdamandthedesireofseeingthemonarchonceagainmademeaccepttheinvitation。WhenIreachedPotsdamIwenttoseetheparadeatwhichFrederickwasnearlyalwaystobefound。WhenhesawmehecameupandaskedmeinafamiliarmannerwhenIwasgoingtostartforSt。Petersburg。
"Infiveorsixdays,ifyourmajestyhasnoobjection。"
"Iwishyouapleasantjourney;butwhatdoyouhopetodointhatland?"
"WhatIhopedtodointhisland,namely,topleasethesovereign。"
"Haveyougotanintroductiontotheempress?"
"No,butIhaveanintroductiontoabanker。"
"Ah!that’smuchbetter。IfyoupassthroughPrussiaonyourreturnIshallbedelightedtohearofyouradventuresinRussia。"
"Farewell,sire。"
SuchwasthesecondinterviewIhadwiththisgreatking,whomI
neversawagain。
AfterIhadtakenleaveofallmyfriendsIappliedtoBaronTreidel,whogavemealetterforM。deKaiserling,lord—chancelloratMitau,andanotherletterforhissister,theDuchessofCourland,andI
spentthelastnightwiththecharmingMadameDenis。Sheboughtmypost—chaise,andIstartedwithtwohundredducatsinmypurse。ThiswouldhavebeenampleforthewholejourneyifIhadnotbeensofoolishastoreduceitbyhalfatapartyofpleasurewithsomeyoungmerchantsatDantzic。IwasthusunabletostayafewdaysatKoenigsberg,thoughIhadalettertoField—MarshalvonLewald,whowasthegovernoroftheplace。Icouldonlystayonedaytodinewiththispleasantoldsoldier,whogavemealetterforhisfriendGeneralWoiakoff,theGovernorofRiga。
IfoundIwasrichenoughtoarriveatMitauinstate,andI
thereforetookacarriageandsix,andreachedmydestinationinthreedays。AttheinnwhereIputupIfoundaFlorentineartistenamedBregonei,whooverwhelmedmewithcaresses,tellingmethatI
hadlovedherwhenIwasaboyandworethecassock。IsawhersixyearslateratFlorence,whereshewaslivingwithMadameDenis。
ThedayaftermydeparturefromMemel,IwasaccostedintheopencountrybyamanwhomIrecognizedasaJew。HeinformedmethatI
wasonPolishterritory,andthatImustpaydutyonwhatevermerchandiseIhadwithme。
"Iamnomerchant,"saidI,"andyouwillgetnothingoutofme。"
"Ihavetherighttoexamineyoureffects,"repliedtheIsraelite,"andImeantomakeuseofit。"
"Youareamadman,"Iexclaimed,andIorderedthepostilliontowhiphimoff。
ButtheJewranandseizedtheforehorsesbythebridleandstoppedus,andthepostillion,insteadofwhippinghim,waitedwithTeutoniccalmformetocomeandsendtheJewaway。Iwasinafuriousrage,andleapingoutwithmycaneinonehandandapistolintheotherI
soonputtheJewtoflightafterapplyingaboutadozengoodsoundblowstohisback。Inoticedthatduringthecombatmyfellow—
traveller,myArchimedes—in—ordinary,whohadbeenasleepalltheway,didnotoffertostir。Ireproachedhimforhiscowardice;buthetoldmethathedidnotwanttheJewtosaythatwehadsetonhimtwotoone。
IarrivedatMitautwodaysafterthisburlesqueadventureandgotdownattheinnfacingthecastle。Ihadonlythreeducatsleft。
ThenextmorningIcalledonM。deKaiserling,whoreadtheBarondeTreidel’sletter,andintroducedmetohiswife,andleftmewithhertotakethebaron’slettertohissister。
MadamedeKaiserlingorderedacupofchocolatetobebroughtmebyabeautifulyoungPolishgirl,whostoodbeforemewithloweredeyesasifshewishedtogivemetheopportunityofexaminingheratease。
AsIlookedatherawhimcameintomyhead,and,asthereaderisaware,Ihaveneverresistedanyofmywhims。However,thiswasacuriousone。AsIhavesaid,Ihadonlythreeducatsleft,butafterIhademptiedthecupofchocolateIputitbackontheplateandthethreeducatswithit。
Thechancellorcamebackandtoldmethattheduchesscouldnotseemejustthen,butthatsheinvitedmetoasupperandballshewasgivingthatevening。Iacceptedthesupperandrefusedtheball,onthepretextthatIhadonlysummerclothesandablacksuit。ItwasinthebeginningofOctober,andthecoldwasalreadycommencingtomakeitselffelt。ThechancellorreturnedtotheCourt,andItomyinn。
Halfanhourlaterachamberlaincametobringmeherhighness’scompliments,andtoinformmethattheballwouldbeamaskedone,andthatIcouldappearindomino。
"YoucaneasilygetonefromtheJews,"headded。Hefurtherinformedmethattheballwastohavebeenafull—dressone,butthattheduchesshadsentwordtoallthegueststhatitwouldbemasked,asastrangerwhowastobepresenthadsentonhistrunks。
"Iamsorrytohavecausedsomuchtrouble,"saidI。
"Notatall,"hereplied,"themaskedballwillbemuchmorerelishedbythepeople。"
Hementionedthetimeitwastobegin,andleftme。
NodoubtthereaderwillthinkthatIfoundmyselfinanawkwardpredicament,andIwillbehonestandconfessIwasfarfrombeingatmyease。However,mygoodluckcametomyassistance。
AsPrussianmoney(whichistheworstinGermany)isnotcurrentinRussia,aJewcameandaskedmeifIhadanyfriedrichsd’or,offeringtoexchangethemagainstducatswithoutputtingmetoanyloss。
"Ihaveonlyducats,"Ireplied,"andthereforeIcannotprofitbyyouroffer。"
"Iknowitsir,andyougivethemawayverycheaply。"
Notunderstandingwhathemeant,Isimplygazedathim,andhewentontosaythathewouldbegladtoletmehavetwohundredducatsifIwouldkindlygivehimabillonSt。Petersburgforroublestothatamount。
Iwassomewhatsurprisedatthefellow’strustfulness,butafterpretendingtothinkthematteroverIsaidthatIwasnotinwantofducats,butthatIwouldtakeahundredtoobligehim。Hecountedoutthemoneygratefully,andIgavehimabillonthebanker,DemetrioPapanelopoulo,forwhomDaLogliohadgivenmealetter。
TheJewwenthisway,thankingme,andsayingthathewouldsendmesomebeautifuldominostochoosefrom。JustthenIrememberedthatI
wantedsilkstockings,andIsentLambertaftertheJewtotellhimtosendsome。WhenhecamebackhetoldmethatthelandlordhadstoppedhimtosaythatIscatteredmyducatsbroadcast,astheJewhadinformedhimthatIhadgiventhreeducatstoMadamedeKaiserling’smaid。
This,then,wasthekeytothemystery,anditmademelosemyselfinwonderatthestrangenessofthedecreesoffortune。IshouldnothavebeenabletogetasinglecrownatMitauifithadnotbeenforthewayinwhichIscatteredmythreeremainingducats。Nodoubttheastonishedgirlhadpublishedmygenerosityalloverthetown,andtheJew,intentonmoney—making,hadhastenedtoofferhisducatstotherichnoblemanwhothoughtsolittleofhismoney。
IrepairedtoCourtatthetimeappointed,andM。deKaiserlingimmediatelypresentedmetotheduchess,andshetotheduke,whowasthecelebratedBiron,orBirlen,theformerfavouriteofAnnaIvanovna。Hewassixfeetinheight,andstillpreservedsometracesofhavingbeenafineman,butoldagehadlaiditsheavyhandonhim。Ihadalongtalkwithhimthedayaftertheball。
Aquarterofanhouraftermyarrival,theballbeganwithapolonaise。Iwasastrangerwithintroductions,sotheduchessaskedmetoopentheballwithher。Ididnotknowthedance,butI
managedtoacquitmyselfhonourablyinit,asthestepsaresimpleandlendthemselvestothefancyofthedancer。
Afterthepolonaisewedancedminuets,andasomewhatelderlyladyaskedmeifIcoulddancethe"KingConqueror,"soIproceededtoexecuteitwithher。IthadgoneoutoffashionsincethetimeoftheRegency,butmycompanionmayhaveshoneinitinthosedays。
Alltheyoungerladiesstoodroundandwatcheduswithadmiration。
Afterasquaredance,inwhichIhadaspartnerMdlle。deManteufel,theprettiestoftheduchess’smaidsofhonour,herhighnesstoldmethatsupperwasready。Icameuptoherandofferedmyarm,andpresentlyfoundmyselfseatedbesideheratatablelaidfortwelvewhereIwastheonlygentleman。However,thereaderneednotenvyme;theladieswereallelderlydowagers,whohadlonglostthepowerofturningmen’sheads。Theduchesstookthegreatestcareofmycomforts,andattheendoftherepastgavemewithherownhandsaglassofliqueur,whichItookforTokayandpraisedaccordingly,butitturnedouttobeonlyoldEnglishale。Itookherbacktotheballwhenwerosefromtable。Theyoungchamberlainwhohadinvitedmetoldmethenamesofalltheladiespresent,butIhadnotimetopaymycourttoanyofthem。
ThenextdayIdinedwithM。deKaiserling,andhandedLambertovertoaJewtobeclothedproperly。
ThedayafterIdinedwiththedukewithapartyconsistingonlyofmen。Theoldprincemademedomostofthetalking,andtowardstheendofthedinnertheconversationfellupontheresourcesofthecountrywhichwasrichinmineralsandsemi—minerals。Itookitintomyheadtosaythattheseresourcesoughttobedeveloped,andthattheywouldbecomepreciousifthatweredone。TojustifythisremarkIhadtospeakuponthematterasifIhadmadeitmyprincipalstudy。Anoldchamberlain,whohadthecontrolofthemines,afterallowingmetoexhaustmyenthusiasm,begantodiscussthequestionhimself,madediversobjections,butseemedtoapproveofmanyofmyremarks。
IfIhadreflectedwhenIbegantospeakinthismannerthatIshouldhavetoactuptomywords,Ishouldcertainlyhavesaidmuchless;
butasitwas,thedukefanciedthatIknewmuchmorethanIcaredtosay。Theresultwasthat,whenthecompanyhadrisenfromthetable,heaskedmeifIcouldsparehimafortnightonmywaytoSt。
Petersburg。IsaidIshouldbegladtoobligehim,andhetookmetohisclosetandsaidthatthechamberlainwhohadspokentomewouldconductmeoveralltheminesandmanufactoriesinhisduchies,andthathewouldbemuchobligedifIwouldwritedownanyobservationsthatstruckme。Iagreedtohisproposal,andsaidIwouldstartthenextday。
Thedukewasdelightedwithmycompliance,andgavethechamberlainthenecessaryorders,anditwasagreedthatheshouldcallformeatday—breakwithacarriageandsix。
WhenIgothomeImademypreparations,andtoldLamberttobereadytoaccompanymewithhiscaseofinstruments。Itheninformedhimoftheobjectofthejourney,andhepromisedtoassistmetothebestofhisability,thoughheknewnothingaboutmines,andstilllessofthescienceofadministration。
Westartedatday—break,withaservantonthebox,andtwoothersprecedingusonhorseback,armedtotheteeth。Wechangedhorseseverytwoorthreehours,andthechamberlainhavingbroughtplentyofwinewerefreshedourselvesnowandagain。
Thetourlastedafortnight,andwestoppedatfiveironandcoppermanufactories。IfounditwasnotnecessarytohavemuchtechnicalknowledgetomakenotesonwhatIsaw;allIrequiredwasalittlesoundargument,especiallyinthematterofeconomy,whichwastheduke’smainobject。InoneplaceIadvisedreforms,andinanotherI
counselledtheemploymentofmorehandsaslikelytobenefittherevenue。InoneminewherethirtyconvictswereemployedIorderedtheconstructionofashortcanal,bywhichthreewheelscouldbeturnedandtwentymensaved。UndermydirectionLambertdrewtheplans,andmadethemeasurementswithperfectaccuracy。BymeansofothercanalsIproposedtodrainwholevalleys,withaviewtoobtainthesulphurwithwhichthesoilwaspermeated。
IreturnedtoMitauquitedelightedathavingmademyselfuseful,andathavingdiscoveredinmyselfatalentwhichIhadneversuspected。
Ispentthefollowingdayinmakingafaircopyofmyreportandinhavingtheplansdoneonalargerscale。ThedayafterItookthewholetotheduke,whoseemedwellpleased;andasIwastakingleaveofhimatthesametimehesaidhewouldhavemedrivetoRigainoneofhiscarriages,andhegavemealetterforhisson,PrinceCharles,whowasingarrisonthere。
TheworthyoldmantoldmetosayplainlywhetherIshouldpreferajewelorasumofmoneyofequivalentvalue。
"Fromaphilosopherlikeyourhighness,"Ireplied,"Iamnotafraidtotakemoney,foritmaybemoreusefultomethanjewels。"
Withoutmoreadohegavemeadraftforfourhundredalbertsthalers,whichIgotcashedimmediately,thealbertsthalerbeingworthhalfaducat。Ibadefarewelltotheduchess,anddinedasecondtimewithM。deKaiserling。
Thenextdaytheyoungchamberlaincametobringmetheduke’sletter,towishmeapleasantjourney,andtotellmethattheCourtcarriagewasatmydoor。IsetoutwellpleasedwiththeassistancethestutteringLamberthadgivenme,andbynoonIwasatRiga。ThefirstthingIdidwastodelivermyletterofintroductiontoPrinceCharles。
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CHAPTERXIX
MyStayatRiga——CampioniSt。Heleine——D’Asagon——ArrivaloftheEmpress——ILeaveRigaandGotoSt。Petersburg——ISeeSociety——IBuyZairaPrinceCharlesdeBiron,theyoungersonoftheDukeofCourland,Major—GeneralintheRussianservice,KnightoftheOrderofSt。
AlexanderNewski,gavemeadistinguishedreceptionafterreadinghisfather’sletter。Hewasthirty—sixyearsofage,pleasant—lookingwithoutbeinghandsome,andpoliteandwell—mannered,andhespokeFrenchextremelywell。InafewsentencesheletmeknowwhathecoulddoformeifIintendedtospendsometimeatRiga。Histable,hisfriends,hispleasures,hishorses,hisadvice,andhispurse,allthesewereatmyservice,andheofferedthemwiththefranknessofthesoldierandthegenialityoftheprince。
"Icannotofferyoualodging,"hesaid,"becauseIhavehardlyenoughroomformyself,butIwillseethatyougetacomfortableapartmentsomewhere。"
Theapartmentwassoonfound,andIwastakentoitbyoneoftheprince’saides—de—camp。Iwasscarcelyestablishedwhentheprincecametoseeme,andmademedinewithhimjustasIwas。Itwasanunceremoniousdinner,andIwaspleasedtomeetCampioni,ofwhomI
havespokenseveraltimesintheseMemoirs。Hewasadancer,butverysuperiortohisfellows,andfitforthebestcompanypolite,witty,intelligent,andalibertineinagentlemanlyway。Hewasdevoidofprejudices,andfondofwomen,goodcheer,andheavyplay,andknewhowtokeepanevenmindbothingoodandevilfortune。Weweremutuallypleasedtoseeeachotheragain。
Anotherguest,acertainBarondeSt。HeleinefromSavoy,hadaprettybutveryinsignificantwife。Thebaron,afatman,wasagamester,agourmand,andaloverofwine;addthathewasapastmasterintheartofgettingintodebtandlullinghiscreditorsintoastateoffalsesecurity,andyouhaveallhiscapacities,forinallotherrespectshewasafoolinthefullestsenseoftheword。
Anaide—decampandtheprince’smistressalsodinedwithus。Thismistress,whowaspale,thin,anddreamy—looking,butalsopretty,mightbetwentyyearsold。Shehardlyateanything,sayingthatshewasillanddidnotlikeanythingonthetable。Discontentsheweditselfonhereveryfeature。Theprinceendeavoured,butallinvain,tomakehereatanddrink,sherefusedeverythingdisdainfully。
Theprincelaughedgood—humouredlyatherinsuchamannerasnottowoundherfeelings。
Wespenttwohourspleasantlyenoughattable,andaftercoffeehadbeenserved,theprince,whohadbusiness,shookmebythehandandleftmewithCampioni,tellingmealwaystoregardhistableasmylastresource。
Thisoldfriendandfellow—countrymantookmetohishousetointroducemetohiswifeandfamily。Ididnotknowthathehadmarriedasecondtime。Ifoundtheso—calledwifetobeanEnglishwoman,thin,butfullofintelligence。Shehadadaughterofeleven,whomighteasilyhavebeentakenforfifteen;she,too,wasmarvellouslyintelligent,anddanced,sang,andplayedonthepianoandgavesuchglancesthatshewedthatnaturehadbeenswifterthanheryears。Shemadeaconquestofme,andherfathercongratulatedmetomydelight,buthermotheroffendedherdreadfullybycallingherbaby。
IwentforawalkwithCampioni,whogavemeagooddealofinformation,beginningwithhimself。
"Ihavelivedfortenyears,"hesaid,"withthatwoman。Betty,whomyouadmiredsomuch,isnotmydaughter,theothersaremychildrenbymyEnglishwoman。IhaveleftSt。Petersburgfortwoyears,andI
liveherewellenough,andhavepupilswhodomecredit。Iplaywiththeprince,sometimeswinningandsometimeslosing,butIneverwinenoughtoenablemetosatisfyawretchedcreditorIleftatSt。
Petersburg,whopersecutesmeonaccountofabillofexchange。Hemayputmeinprisonanyday,andIamalwaysexpectinghimtodoso。"
"Isthebillforalargesum?"
"Fivehundredroubles。"
"Thatisonlytwothousandfrancs。"
"Yes,butunfortunatelyIhavenotgotit。"
"Yououghttoannulthedebtbypayingsmallsumsonaccount。"
"Therascalwon’tletme。"
"Thenwhatdoyouproposedoing?"
"Winaheavysum,ifIcan,andescapeintoPoland。
"TheBarondeSt。Heleinewillrunaway,tooifhecan,forheonlylivesoncredit。Theprinceisveryusefultous,asweareabletoplayathishouse;butifwegetintodifficultyhecouldnotextricateus,asheisheavilyindebthimself。Healwayslosesatplay。Hismistressisexpensive,andgiveshimagreatdealoftroublebyherill—humour。"
"Whyisshesosour?"
"Shewantshimtokeephisword,forhepromisedtogethermarriedattheendoftwoyears;andonthestrengthofthispromiseshelethimgivehertwochildren。Thetwoyearshavepassedbyandthechildrenarethere,andshewillnolongerallowhimtohaveanythingtodowithherforfearofhavingathirdchild。"
"Can’ttheprincefindherahusband?"
"Hedidfindheralieutenant,butshewon’thearofanybodyundertherankofmajor。"
TheprincegaveastatedinnertoGeneralWoyakoff(forwhomIhadaletter),BaronessKorf,MadameIttinoff,andtoayoungladywhowasgoingtomarryBaronBudberg,whomIhadknownatFlorence,Turin,andAugsburg,andwhomImaypossiblyhaveforgottentomention。
Allthesefriendsmademespendthreeweeksverypleasantly,andI
wasespeciallypleasedwitholdGeneralWoyakoff。ThisworthymanhadbeenatVenicefiftyyearsbefore,whentheRussianswerestillcalledMuscovites,andthefounderofSt。Petersburgwasstillalive。
Hehadgrownoldlikeanoak,withoutchanginghishorizons。Hethoughttheworldwasjustthesameasithadbeenwhenhewasyoung,andwaseloquentinhispraiseoftheVenetianGovernment,imaginingittobestillthesameashehadleftit。
AtRigaanEnglishmerchantnamedCollinstoldmethattheso—calledBarondeStenau,whohadgivenmetheforgedbillofexchange,hadbeenhangedinPortugal。This"baron"wasapoorclerk,andthesonofasmalltradesman,andhadlefthisdeskinsearchofadventure,andthushehadended。MayGodhavemercyuponhissoul!
OneeveningaRussian,onhiswayfromPoland,wherehehadbeenexecutingsomecommissionfortheRussianCourt,calledontheprince,played,andlosttwentythousandroublesonhiswordofhonour。Campioniwasthedealer。TheRussiangavebillsofexchangeinpaymentofhisdebts;butassoonashegottoSt。Petersburghedishonouredhisownbills,anddeclaredthemworthless,notcaringforhishonourorgoodfaith。Theresultofthispieceofknaverywasnotonlythathiscreditorsweredefrauded,butgamingwashenceforthstrictlyforbiddenintheofficers’quarters。
ThisRussianwasthesamethatbetrayedthesecretsofElizabethPetrovna,whenshewasatwarwithPrussia。HecommunicatedtoPeter,theempress’snephewandheir—presumptive,alltheordersshesenttohergenerals,andPeterinhisturnpassedontheinformationtothePrussiankingwhomheworshipped。
OnthedeathofElizabeth,Peterputthistraitorattheheadofthedepartmentforcommerce,andthefellowactuallymadeknown,withtheCzar’ssanction,theserviceforwhichhehadreceivedsuchareward,andthus,insteadoflookinguponhisconductasdisgraceful,hegloriedoverit。Petercouldnothavebeenawareofthefactthat,thoughitissometimesnecessarytorewardtreachery,thetraitorhimselfisalwaysabhorredanddespised。
IhaveremarkedthatitwasCampioniwhodealt,buthedealtfortheprincewhoheldthebank。Ihadcertainclaims,butasIremarkedthatIexpectednothingandwouldgladlysellmyexpectationsforahundredroubles,theprincetookmeatmywordandgavemetheamountimmediately。ThusIwastheonlypersonwhomadeanymoneybyournight’splay。
CatherineII,wishingtoshewherselftohernewsubjects,overwhomshewasinrealitysupreme,thoughshehadputtheghostofakinginthepersonofStanislasPoniatowski,herformerfavourite,onthethroneofPoland,cametoRiga,anditwasthenIsawthisgreatsovereignforthefirsttime。IwasawitnessofthekindnessandaffabilitywithwhichshetreatedtheLivoniannobility,andofthewayinwhichshekissedtheyoungladies,whohadcometokissherhand,uponthemouth。ShewassurroundedbytheOrloffsandbyothernobleswhohadassistedinplacingheronthethrone。Forthecomfortandpleasureofherloyalsubjectstheempressgraciouslyexpressedherintentionofholdingabankatfarooftenthousandroubles。
Instantlythetableandthecardswerebroughtforward,andthepilesofgoldplacedinorder。Shetookthecards,pretendedtoshufflethem,andgavethemtothefirstcomertocut。Shehadthepleasureofseeingherbankbrokenatthefirstdeal,andindeedthisresultwastobeexpected,asanybodynotanabsoluteidiotcouldseehowthecardsweregoing。ThenextdaytheempresssetoutforMitau,wheretriumphalarcheswereerectedinherhonour。Theyweremadeofwood,asstoneisscarceinPoland,andindeedtherewouldnothavebeentimetobuildstonearches。
Thedayafterherarrivalgreatalarmprevailed,fornewscamethatarevolutionwasreadytoburstoutatSt。Petersburg,andsomeevensaidthatithadbegun。TherebelswishedtohaveforthfromhisprisonthehaplessIvanIvanovitz,whohadbeenproclaimedemperorinhiscradle,anddethronedbyElizabethPetrovna。Twoofficerstowhomtheguardianshipoftheprincehadbeenconfidedhadkilledthepoorinnocentmonarchwhentheysawthattheywouldbeoverpowered。
TheassassinationoftheinnocentprincecreatedsuchasensationthatthewaryPanin,fearingfortheresults,sentcourieraftercouriertotheempressurginghertoreturntoSt。Petersburgandshewherselftothepeople。
CatherinewasthusobligedtoleaveMitautwenty—fourhoursaftershehadenteredit,andafterhasteningbacktothecapitalshearrivedonlytofindthattheexcitementhadentirelysubsided。ForpoliticreasonstheassassinsofthewretchedIvanwererewarded,andtheboldmanwhohadendeavouredtorisebyherfallwasbeheaded。
ThereportranthatCatherinehadconcertedthewholeaffairwiththeassassins,butthiswasspeedilysetdownasacalumny。Theczarinawasstrong—minded,butneithercruelnorperfidious。WhenIsawheratRigashewasthirty—five,andhadreignedtwoyears。Shewasnotpreciselyhandsome,butneverthelessherappearancewaspleasing,herexpressionkindly,andtherewasaboutheranairofcalmandtranquillitywhichneverlefther。
AtaboutthesametimeafriendofBarondeSt。HeleinearrivedfromSt。PetersburgonhiswaytoWarsaw。HisnamewasMarquisDragon,buthecalledhimselfd’Aragon。HecamefromNaples,wasagreatgamester,askilledswordsman,andwasalwaysreadytoextracthimselffromadifficultybyaduel。HehadleftSt。PetersburgbecausetheOrloffshadpersuadedtheempresstoprohibitgamesofchance。ItwasthoughtstrangethattheprohibitionshouldcomefromtheOrloffs,asgaminghadbeentheirprincipalmeansofgainingalivelihoodbeforetheyenteredonthemoredangerousandcertainlynotmorehonourableprofessionofconspiracy。However,thismeasurewasreallyasensibleone。Havingbeengamestersthemselvestheyknewthatgamestersaremostlyknaves,andalwaysreadytoenterintoanyintrigueorconspiracyprovideditassuresthemsomesmallgain;
therecouldnothavebeenbetterjudgesofgaminganditsconsequencesthantheywere。
Butthoughagamestermaybearoguehemaystillhaveagoodheart,anditisonlyjusttosaythatthiswasthecasewiththeOrloffs。
Alexisgainedtheslashwhichadornshisfaceinatavern,andthemanwhogavetheblowhadjustlosttohimalargesumofmoney,andconsideredhisopponent’ssuccesstoberathertheresultofdexteritythanfortune。WhenAlexisbecamerichandpowerful,insteadofrevenginghimself,hehastenedtomakehisenemy’sfortune。Thiswasnoblydone。
Dragon,whosefirstprinciplewasalwaystoturnupthebestcard,andwhosesecondprinciplewasnevertoshirkaduel,hadgonetoSt。
Petersburgin1759withtheBarondeSt。Heleine。Elizabethwasstillonthethrone,butPeter,DukeofHolstein,theheir—
presumptive,hadalreadybeguntoloomlargeonthehorizon。Dragonusedtofrequentthefencingschoolwheretheprincewasafrequentvisitor,andthereencounteredallcomerssuccessfully。Thedukegotangry,andonedayhetookupafoilanddefiedtheNeapolitanmarquistoacombat。Dragonacceptedandwasthoroughlybeaten,whilethedukewentoffintriumph,forhemightsayfromhenceforththathewasthebestfencerinSt。Petersburg。
Whentheprincehadgone,Dragoncouldnotwithstandthetemptationofsayingthathehadonlylethimselfbebeatenforfearofoffendinghisantagonist;andthisboastsoongottothegrand—duke’sears。Thegreatmanwasterriblyenraged,andsworehewouldhavehimbanishedfromSt。Petersburgifhedidnotuseallhisskill,andatthesametimehesentanordertoDragontobeatthefencingschoolthenextday。
Theimpatientdukewasthefirsttoarrive,andd’Aragonwasnotlongincoming。Theprincebeganreproachinghimforwhathehadsaidthedaybefore,buttheNeapolitan,farfromdenyingthefact,expressedhimselfthathehadfelthimselfobligedtoshewhisrespectforhisprincebylettinghimraphimaboutforupwardsoftwohours。
"Verygood,"saidtheduke,"butnowitisyourturn;andifyoudon’tdoyourbestIwilldriveyoufromSt。Petersburg。"
"Mylord,yourhighnessshallbeobeyed。Ishallnotallowyoutotouchmeonce,butIhopeyouwilldeigntotakemeunderyourprotection。"
Thetwochampionspassedthewholemorningwiththefoils,andthedukewashitahundredtimeswithoutbeingabletotouchhisantagonist。Atlast,convincedofDragon’ssuperiority,hethrewdownhisfoilandshookhimbythehand,andmadehimhisfencer—in—
ordinary,withtherankofmajorinhisregimentofHolsteiners。
Shortlyafter,D’Aragonhavingwonthegoodgracesofthedukeobtainedleavetoholdabankatfaroinhiscourt,andinthreeorfouryearsheamassedafortuneofahundredthousandroubles,whichhetookwithhimtotheCourtofKingStanislas,wheregamesofallsortswereallowed。WhenhepassedthroughRiga,St。HeleineintroducedhimtoPrinceCharles,whobeggedhimtocallonhimthenextday,andtoshewhisskillwiththefoilsagainsthimselfandsomeofhisfriends。Ihadthehonourtobeofthenumber;andthoroughlywellhebeatus,forhisskillwasthatofademon。Iwasvainenoughtobecomeangryatbeinghitateverypass,andtoldhimthatIshouldnotbeafraidtomeethimatagameofsharps。Hewascalmer,andrepliedbytakingmyhand,andsaying,——
"WiththenakedswordIfenceinquiteanotherstyle,andyouarequiterightnottofearanyone,foryoufenceverywell。"
D’AragonsetoutforWarsawthenextday,butheunfortunatelyfoundtheplaceoccupiedbymorecunningGreeksthanhimself。Insixmonthstheyhadrelievedhimofhishundredthousandroubles,butsuchisthelotofgamesters;nocraftcanbemorewretchedthantheirs。
AweekbeforeIleftRiga(whereIstayedtwomonths)CampionifledbyfavourofthegoodPrinceCharles,andinafewdaystheBarondeSt。Heleinefollowedhimwithouttakingleaveofanoblearmyofcreditors。HeonlywrotealettertotheEnglishmanCollins,towhomheowedathousandcrowns,tellinghimthatlikeanhonestmanhehadlefthisdebtswherehehadcontractedthem。Weshallhearmoreofthesethreepersonsinthecourseoftwoyears。
Campionileftmehistravellingcarriage,whichobligedmetousesixhorsesonmyjourneytoSt。Petersburg。IwassorrytoleaveBetty,andIkeptupanepistolarycorrespondencewithhermotherthroughoutthewholeofmystayatSt。Petersburg。
IleftRigawiththethermometerindicatingfifteendegreesoffrost,butthoughItravelleddayandnight,notleavingthecarriageforthesixtyhoursforwhichmyjourneylasted,Ididnotfeelthecoldintheleast。Ihadtakencaretopayallthestagesinadvance,andMarshalBraun,GovernorofLivonia,hadgivenmetheproperpassport。
OntheboxseatwasaFrenchservantwhohadbeggedmetoallowhimtowaitonmeforthejourneyinreturnforaseatbesidethecoachman。Hekepthiswordandservedmewell,andthoughhewasbutillcladheborethehorriblecoldfortwodaysandthreenightswithoutappearingtofeelit。ItisonlyaFrenchmanwhocanbearsuchtrials;aRussianinsimilarattirewouldhavebeenfrozentodeathintwenty—fourhours,despiteplentifuldosesofcornbrandy。
IlostsightofthisindividualwhenIarrivedatSt。Petersburg,butImethimagainthreemonthsafter,richlydressed,andoccupyingaseatbesidemineatthetableofM。deCzernitscheff。Hewastheuchiteloftheyoungcount,whosatbesidehim。ButIshallhaveoccasiontospeakmoreatlengthoftheofficeofuchitel,ortutor,inRussia。
AsforLambert,whowasbesidemeinthecarriage,hedidnothingbuteat,drink,andsleepthewholeway;seldomspeaking,forhestammered,andcouldonlytalkaboutmathematicalproblems,onwhichIwasnotalwaysinthehumourtoconverse。Hewasneveramusing,neverhadanysensibleobservationtomakeonthevariedscenesthroughwhichwepassed;inshort,hewasafool,andwearisometoallsavehimself。
Iwasonlystoppedonce,andthatwasatNawa,wheretheauthoritiesdemandedapassport,whichIdidnotpossess。ItoldthegovernorthatasIwasaVenetian,andonlytravelledforpleasure,Ididnotconceiveapassportwouldbenecessary,myRepublicnotbeingatwarwithanyotherpower,andRussiahavingnoembassyatVenice。
"Nevertheless,"Iadded,"ifyourexcellencywillsitIwillturnback;butIshallcomplaintoMarshalBraun,whogavemethepassportforposting,knowingthatIhadnotthepoliticalpassport。"
Afterrubbinghisforeheadforaminute,thegovernorgavemeapass,whichIstillpossess,andwhichbroughtmeintoSt。Petersburg,withoutmyhavingtoallowthecustom—houseofficerstoinspectmytrunks。
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