"WhatareyougoingtodoinRome?"saidhe,indifferently。
"IamgoingtobegthePopetousehisinfluenceinmyfavourwiththeStateInquisitorsatVenice。"
Itwasnotthetruth,butonelieisasgoodasanother,andifI
hadsaidIwasonlygoingforamusement’ssakehewouldnothavebelievedme。Totellthetruthtoanunbelievingmanistoprostitute,tomurderit。Hethenbeggedmetoenterintoacorrespondencewithhim,andasthatboundmetonothingIagreedtodoso。
"Icangiveyouamarkofmyfriendship,"saidhe,"byintroducingyoutotheMarquisdeBotta—Adamo,GovernorofTuscany;heissupposedtobeafriendoftheregent’s。"
Iacceptedhisoffergratefully,andhebegantosoundmeaboutTherese,butfoundmylipsastightlyclosedasthelidofamiser’scoffer。ItoldhimshewasachildwhenImadetheacquaintanceofherfamilyatBologna,andthattheresemblancebetweenherbrotherandmyselfwasamereaccident——afreakofnature。Hehappenedtocatchsightofawell—writtenmanuscriptonthetable,andaskedmeifthatsuperbwritingwasmysecretary’s。Costa,whowaspresent,answeredinSpanishthathewroteit。Gamaoverwhelmedhimwithcompliments,andbeggedmetosendCostatohimtocopysomeletters。Iguessedthathewantedtopumphimaboutme,andsaidthatIneededhisservicesalltheday。
"Well,well,saidtheabbe,"anothertimewilldo。"Igavehimnoanswer。Suchisthecharacterofthecurious。
Iamnotreferringtothatcuriositywhichdependsontheoccultsciences,andendeavourstopryintothefuture——thedaughterofignoranceandsuperstition,itsvictimsareeitherfoolishorignorant。ButtheAbbeGamawasneither;hewasnaturallycurious,andhisemploymentmadehimstillmoreso,forhewaspaidtofindouteverything。Hewasadiplomatist;ifhehadbeenalittlelowerdowninthesocialscalehewouldhavebeentreatedasaspy。
Heleftmetopaysomecalls,promisingtobebackbydinner—time。
Dr。Vanninibroughtmeanotherservant,ofthesameheightasthefirst,andengagedthatheshouldobeyordersandguessnothing。
Ithankedtheacademicianandinn—keeper,andorderedhimtogetmeasumptuousdinner。
TheCorticelliwasthefirsttoarrive,bringingwithherherbrother,aneffeminate—lookingyoungman,whoplayedtheviolinmoderatelywell,andhermother,whoinformedmethatsheneverallowedherdaughtertodineoutwithoutherselfandherson。
"Thenyoucantakeherbackagainthisinstant,"saidI,"ortakethisducattodinesomewhereelse,asIdon’twantyourcompanyoryourson’s。"
Shetooktheducat,sayingthatshewassureshewasleavingherdaughteringoodhands。
"Youmaybesureofthat,"saidI,"sobeoff。"
ThedaughtermadesuchwittyobservationsontheabovedialoguethatIcouldnothelplaughing,andIbegantobeinlovewithher。Shewasonlythirteen,andwassosmallthatshelookedten。
Shewaswell—made,lively,witty,andfairerthanisusualwithItalianwomen,buttothisdayIcannotconceivehowIfellinlovewithher。
Theyoungwantonbeggedmetoprotectheragainstthemanageroftheopera,whowasaJew。Intheagreementshehadmadewithhimhehadengagedtoletherdancea’pasdedeux’inthesecondopera,andhehadnotkepthisword。ShebeggedmetocompeltheJewtofulfilhisengagement,andIpromisedtodoso。
ThenextguestwasRedegonde,whocamefromParma。Shewasatall,handsomewoman,andCostatoldmeshewasthesisterofmynewfootman。AfterIhadtalkedwithherfortwoorthreeminutesIfoundherremarkswellworthyofattention。
ThencametheAbbeGama,whocongratulatedmeonbeingseatedbetweentwoprettygirls。Imadehimtakemyplace,andhebegantoentertainthemasiftothemannerborn;andthoughthegirlswerelaughingathim,hewasnotintheleastdisconcerted。Hethoughthewasamusingthem,andonwatchinghisexpressionIsawthathisself—esteempreventedhimseeingthathewasmakingafoolofhimself;butIdidnotguessthatImightmakethesamemistakeathisage。
Wretchedistheoldmanwhowillnotrecognizehisoldage;
wretchedunlesshelearnthatthesexwhomheseducedsooftenwhenhewasyoungwilldespisehimnowifhestillattemptstogaintheirfavour。
MyfairTherese,withherhusbandandmyson,wasthelasttoarrive。IkissedThereseandthenmyson,andsatdownbetweenthem,whisperingtoTheresethatsuchadearmysterioustrinitymustnotbeparted;atwhichTheresesmiledsweetly。TheabbesatdownbetweenRedegondeandtheCorticelli,andamusedusallthetimebyhisagreeableconversation。
IlaughedinternallywhenIobservedhowrespectfullymynewfootmanchangedhissister’splate,whoappearedvainofhonourstowhichherbrothercouldlaynoclaim。Shewasnotkind;shewhisperedtome,sothathecouldnothear,——
"Heisagoodfellow,butunfortunatelyheisratherstupid。"
Ihadputinmypocketasuperbgoldsnuff—box,richlyenamelledandadornedwithaperfectlikenessofmyself。IhadhaditmadeatParis,withtheintentionofgivingittoMadamed’Urfe,andI
hadnotdonesobecausethepainterhadmademetooyoung。IhadfilleditwithsomeexcellentHavanasnuffwhichM。deChavignyhadgivenme,andofwhichTheresewasveryfond;IwaswaitingforhertoaskmeforapinchbeforeIdrewitoutofmypocket。
TheAbbeGama,whohadsomeexceedinglygoodsnuffinanOrigonelabox,sentapinchtoTherese,andshesenthimhersnuffinatortoise—shellboxencrustedwithgoldinarabesques——anexquisitepieceofworkmanship。GamacriticisedTherese’ssnuff,whileI
saidthatIfounditdeliciousbutthatIthoughtIhadsomebettermyself。Itookoutmysnuff—box,andopeningitofferedherapinch。Shedidnotnoticetheportrait,butsheagreedthatmysnuffwasvastlysuperiortohers。
"Well,wouldyouliketomakeanexchange?"saidI。"Certainly,givemesomepaper。"
"Thatisnotrequisite;wewillexchangethesnuffandthesnuff—
boxes。"
Sosaying,IputTherese’sboxinmypocketandgavehermineshut。Whenshesawtheportrait,shegaveacrywhichpuzzledeverybody,andherfirstmotionwastokisstheportrait。
"Look,"saidshetoCesarino,"hereisyourportrait。"
Cesarinolookedatitinastonishment,andtheboxpassedfromhandtohand。Everybodysaidthatitwasmyportrait,takentenyearsago,andthatitmightpassforalikenessofCesarino。
Theresegotquiteexcited,andswearingthatshewouldneverlettheboxoutofherhandsagain,shewentuptohersonandkissedhimseveraltimes。WhilethiswasgoingonIwatchedtheAbbeGama,andIcouldseethathewasmakinginternalcommentsofhisownonthisaffectingscene。
Theworthyabbewentawaytowardstheevening,tellingmethathewouldexpectmetobreakfastnextmorning。
IspenttherestofthedayinmakinglovetoRedegonde,andTherese,whosawthatIwaspleasedwiththegirl,advisedmetodeclaremyself,andpromisedthatshewouldaskhertothehouseasoftenasIliked。ButTheresedidnotknowher。
NextmorningGamatoldmethathehadinformedMarshalBottathatIwouldcomeandseehim,andhewouldpresentmeatfouro’clock。
Thentheworthyabbe,alwaystheslaveofhiscuriosity,reproachedmeinafriendlymannerfornothavingtoldhimanythingaboutmyfortune。
"Ididnotthinkitwasworthmentioning,butasyouareinterestedinthesubjectImaytellyouthatmymeansaresmall,butthatIhavefriendswhosepursesarealwaysopentome。"
"Ifyouhavetruefriendsyouarearichman,buttruefriendsarescarce。"
IlefttheAbbeGama,myheadfullofRedegonde,whomIpreferredtotheyoungCorticelli,andIwenttopayheravisit;butwhatareception!Shereceivedmeinaroominwhichwerepresenthermother,heruncle,andthreeorfourdirty,untidylittlemonkeys:
thesewereherbrothers。’
"Haven’tyouabetterroomtoreceiveyourfriendsin?"saidI。
"Ihavenofriends,soIdon’twantaroom。"
"Getit,mydear,andyouwillfindthefriendscomefastenough。
Thisisallverywellforyoutowelcomeyourrelationsin,butnotpersonslikemyselfwhocometodohomagetoyourcharmsandyourtalents。"
"Sir,"saidthemother,"mydaughterhasbutfewtalents,andthinksnothingofhercharms,whicharesmall。"
"Youareextremelymodest,andIappreciateyourfeelings;buteverybodydoesnotseeyourdaughterwiththesameeyes,andshepleasedmegreatly。"
"Thatisanhonourforher,andwearedulysensibleofit,butnotsoastobeover—proud。Mydaughterwillseeyouasoftenasyouplease,buthere,andinnootherplace。"
"ButIamafraidofbeinginthewayhere。"
"Anhonestmanisneverintheway。"
Ifeltashamed,fornothingsoconfoundsalibertineasmodestyinthemouthofpoverty;andnotknowingwhattoanswerItookmyleave。
ItoldThereseofmyunfortunatevisit,andweboth,laughedatit;itwasthebestthingwecoulddo。
"Ishallbegladtoseeyouattheopera,"saidshe,"andyoucangetintomydressing—roomifyougivethedoor—keeperasmallpieceofmoney。"
TheAbbeGamacameashepromised,totakemetoMarshalBotta,amanofhightalentswhomtheaffairofGenoahadalreadyrenderedfamous。HewasincommandoftheAustrianarmywhenthepeople,growingangryatthesightoftheforeigners,whohadonlycometoputthemundertheAustrianyoke,roseinrevoltandmadethemleavethetown。ThispatrioticriotsavedtheRepublic。Ifoundhiminthemidstofacrowdofladiesandgentlemen,whomhelefttowelcomeme。HetalkedaboutVeniceinawaythatshewedheunderstoodthecountrythoroughly,andIconversedtohimonFrance,and,Ibelieve,satisfiedhim。InhisturnhespokeoftheCourtofRussia,atwhichhewasstayingwhenElizabethPetrovna,whowasstillreigningattheperiodinquestion,soeasilymountedthethroneofherfather,PetertheGreat。"ItisonlyinRussia,"saidhe,"thatpoisonentersintopolitics。"
Atthetimewhentheoperabeganthemarshallefttheroom,andeverybodywentaway。Onmywaytheabbeassuredme,asamatterofcourse,thatIhadpleasedthegovernor,andIafterwardswenttothetheatre,andobtainedadmissiontoTherese’sdressing—roomforatester。Ifoundherinthehandsofherprettychamber—
maid,andsheadvisedmetogotoRedegonde’sdressing—room,assheplayedaman’spart,andmight,perhaps,allowmetoassistinhertoilette。
Ifollowedheradvice,butthemotherwouldnotletmecomein,asherdaughterwasjustgoingtodress。IassuredherthatIwouldturnmybackallthetimeshewasdressing,andonthisconditionsheletmein,andmademesitdownatatableonwhichstoodamirror,whichenabledmetoseeallRedegonde’smostsecretpartstoadvantage;aboveall,whensheliftedherlegstoputonherbreeches,eithermostawkwardlyormostcleverly,accordingtoherintentions。Shedidnotloseanythingbywhatsheshewed,however,forIwassopleased,thattopossesshercharmsIwouldhavesignedanyconditionsshecaredtoimposeuponme。
"Redegondemustknow,"Isaidtomyself,"thatIcouldseeeverythingintheglass;"andtheideainflamedme。Ididnotturnroundtillthemothergavemeleave,andIthenadmiredmycharmerasayoungmanoffivefeetone,whoseshapeleftnothingtobedesired。
Redegondewentout,andIfollowedhertothewings。
"Mydear,"saidI,"Iamgoingtotalkplainlytoyou。YouhaveinflamedmypassionsandIshalldieifyoudonotmakemehappy。"
"Youdonotsaythatyouwilldieifyouchancetomakemeunhappy。"
"Icouldnotsayso,becauseIcannotconceivesuchathingaspossible。Donottriflewithme,dearRedegonde,youmustbeawarethatIsawallinthemirror,andIcannotthinkthatyouaresocruelastoarousemypassionsandthenleavemetodespair。"
"Whatcouldyouhaveseen?Idon’tknowwhatyouaretalkingabout。"
"Maybe,butknowthatIhaveseenallyourcharms。WhatshallI
dotopossessyou?"
"Topossessme?Idon’tunderstandyou,sir;I’manhonestgirl。"
"Idaresay;butyouwouldn’tbeanylesshonestaftermakingmehappy。DearRedegonde,donotletmelanguishforyou,buttellmemyfatenowthisinstant。"
"Idonotknowwhattotellyou,butyoucancomeandseemewheneveryoulike"
"WhenshallIfindyoualone?"
"Alone!Iamneveralone。"
"Well,well,that’sofnoconsequence;ifonlyyourmotherispresent,thatcomestothesamething。Ifsheissensible,shewillpretendnottoseeanything,andIwillgiveyouahundredducatseachtime。"
"Youareeitheramadman,oryoudonotknowwhatsortofpeopleweare。"
Withthesewordsshewenton,andIproceededtotellTheresewhathadpassed。
"Begin,"saidshe,"byofferingthehundredducatstothemother,andifsherefuses,havenomoretodowiththem,andgoelsewhere。"
Ireturnedtothedressing—room,whereIfoundthemotheralone,andwithoutanyceremonyspokeasfollows:——
"Goodevening,madam,Iamastrangerhere;Iamonlystayingaweek,andIaminlovewithyourdaughter。Ifyouliketobeobliging,bringhertosupwithme。Iwillgiveyouahundredsequinseachtime,soyouseemypurseisinyourpower。"
"Whomdoyouthinkyouaretalkingto,sir?Iamastonishedatyourimpudence。AskthetownsfolkwhatsortofcharacterIbear,andwhethermydaughterisanhonestgirlornot!andyouwillnotmakesuchproposalsagain。"
"Good—bye,madam。"
"Good—bye,sir。"
AsIwentoutImetRedegonde,andItoldherwordforwordtheconversationIhadhadwithhermother。Sheburstoutlaughing。
"HaveIdonewellorill?"saidI。
"Wellenough,butifyoulovemecomeandseeme。"
"Seeyouafterwhatyourmothersaid?"
"Well,whynot,whoknowsofit?"
"Whoknows?Youdon’tknowme,Redegonde。Idonotcaretoindulgemyselfinidlehopes,andIthoughtIhadspokentoyouplainlyenough。"
Feelingangry,andvowingtohavenomoretodowiththisstrangegirl,IsuppedwithTherese,andspentthreedelightfulhourswithher。Ihadagreatdealofwritingtodothenextdayandkeptindoors,andintheeveningIhadavisitfromtheyoungCorticelli,hermotherandbrother。Shebeggedmetokeepmypromiseregardingthemanagerofthetheatre,whowouldnotletherdancethe’pasdedeux’stipulatedforintheagreement。
"Comeandbreakfastwithmeto—morrowmorning,"saidI,"andI
willspeaktotheIsraeliteinyourpresence——atleastIwilldosoifhecomes。"
"Iloveyouverymuch,"saidtheyoungwanton,"can’tIstopalittlelongerhere。"
"Youmaystopaslongasyoulike,butasIhavegotsomeletterstofinish,Imustaskyoutoexcusemyentertainingyou。"
"Oh!justasyouplease。"
ItoldCostatogivehersomesupper。
Ifinishedmylettersandfeltinclinedforalittleamusement,soImadethegirlsitbymeandproceededtotoywithher,butinsuchawaythathermothercouldmakenoobjection。Allatoncethebrothercameupandtriedtojoininthesport,muchtomyastonishment。
"Getalongwithyou,"saidI,"youarenotagirl。"
Atthistheyoungscoundrelproceededtoshewmehissex,butinsuchanindecentfashionthathissister,whowassittingonmyknee,burstoutlaughingandtookrefugewithhermother,whowassittingattheotherendoftheroomingratitudeforthegoodsupperIhadgivenher。Irosefrommychair,andaftergivingtheimpudentpederastaboxontheearIaskedthemotherwithwhatintentionsshehadbroughttheyoungrascaltomyhouse。Bywayofreplytheinfamouswomansaid,——
"He’saprettylad,isn’the?"
IgavehimaducatfortheblowIhadgivenhim,andtoldthemothertobegone,asshedisgustedme。Thepathictookmyducat,kissedmyhand,andtheyalldeparted。
Iwenttobedfeelingamusedattheincident,andwonderingatthewickednessofamotherwhowouldprostituteherownsontothebasestofvices。
NextmorningIsentandaskedtheJewtocallonme。TheCorticellicamewithhermother,andtheJewsoonafter,justasweweregoingtobreakfast。
Iproceededtoexplainthegrievanceoftheyoungdancer,andI
readtheagreementhehadmadewithher,tellinghimpolitelythatIcouldeasilyforcehimtofulfilit。TheJewputinseveralexcuses,ofwhichtheCorticellidemonstratedthefutility。AtlastthesonofJudahwasforcedtogivein,andpromisedtospeaktotheballet—masterthesameday,inorderthatshemightdancethe’pas’withtheactorshenamed。
"Andthat,Ihope,willpleaseyourexcellency,"headded,withalowbow,whichisnotoftenaproofofsincerity,especiallyamongJews。
WhenmyguestshadtakenleaveIwenttotheAbbeGama,todinewithMarshalBottawhohadaskedustodinner。ImadetheacquaintancethereofSirMann,theEnglishambassador,whowastheidolofFlorence,veryrich,ofthemostpleasingmannersalthoughanEnglishman;fullofwit,taste,andagreatloverofthefinearts。Heinvitedmetocomenextdayandseehishouseandgarden。Inthishomehehadmade——furniture,pictures,choicebooks——allshewedthemanofgenius。Hecalledonme,askedmetodinner,andhadthepolitenesstoincludeTherese,herhusband,andCesarinointheinvitation。Afterdinnermysonsatdownattheclavieranddelightedthecompanybyhisexquisiteplaying。
Whileweweretalkingoflikenesses,SirMannshewedussomeminiaturesofgreatbeauty。
Beforeleaving,Theresetoldmethatshehadbeenthinkingseriouslyofme。
"Inwhatrespect?"Iasked。
"IhavetoldRedegondethatIamgoingtocallforher,thatI
willkeephertosupper,andhavehertakenhome。Youmustseethatthislastconditionisproperlycarriedout。Cometosuppertoo,andhaveyourcarriageinwaiting。Ileavetheresttoyou。
Youwillonlybeafewminuteswithher,butthat’ssomething;andthefirststepleadsfar。"
"Anexcellentplan。Iwillsupwithyou,andmycarriageshallbeready。Iwilltellyouallaboutitto—morrow。"
Iwenttothehouseatnineo’clock,andwaswelcomedasanunexpectedguest。ItoldRedegondethatIwasgladtomeether,andsherepliedthatshehadnothopedtohavethepleasureofseeingme。Redegondewastheonlyonewhohadanyappetite;sheatecapitally,andlaughedmerrilyatthestoriesItoldher。
AftersupperThereseaskedherifshewouldliketohaveasedan—
chairsentfor,orifshewouldprefertobetakenbackinmycarriage。
"Ifthegentlemanwillbesokind,"saidshe,"Ineednotsendforachair。"
IthoughtthisreplyofsuchfavourableomenthatInolongerdoubtedofmysuccess。Aftershehadwishedtheothersgoodnight,shetookmyarm,pressingitasshedidso;wewentdownthestairs,andshegotintothecarriage。Igotinafterher,andonattemptingtositdownIfoundtheplacetaken。
"Whoisthat?"Icried。
Redegondeburstoutlaughing,andinformedmeitwashermother。
Iwasdone;Icouldnotsummonupcouragetopassitoffasajest。Suchashockmakesamanstupid;foramomentitnumbsallthementalfaculties,andwoundedself—esteemonlygivesplacetoanger。
Isatdownonthefrontseatandcoldlyaskedthemotherwhyshehadnotcomeuptosupperwithus。Whenthecarriagestoppedattheirdoor,sheaskedmetocomein,butItoldherIwouldrathernot。IfeltthatforalittlemoreIwouldhaveboxedherears,andthemanatthehousedoorlookedverylikeacut—throat。
Ifeltenragedandexcitedphysicallyaswellasmentally,andthoughIhadneverbeentoseetheCorticelli,toldthecoachmantodrivethereimmediately,asIfeltsureoffindingherwelldisposed。Everybodywasgonetobed。IknockedatthedoortillIgotananswer,Igavemyname,andIwasletin,everythingbeingintotaldarkness。Themothertoldmeshewouldlightacandle,andthatifshehadexpectedmeshewouldhavewaitedupinspiteofthecold。IfeltasifIwereinthemiddleofaniceberg。Iheardthegirllaughing,andgoinguptothebedandpassingmyhandoveritIcameacrosssomeplaintokensofthemasculinegender。Ihadgotholdofherbrother。Inthemeanwhilethemotherhadgotacandle,andIsawthegirlwiththebedclothesuptoherchin,for,likeherbrother,shewasasnakedasmyhand。AlthoughnoPuritan,Iwasshocked。
"Whydoyouallowthishorribleunion?"Isaidtothemother。
"Whatharmisthere?Theyarebrotherandsister。"
"That’sjustwhatmakesitacriminalmatter。"
"Everythingisperfectlyinnocent。"
"Possibly;butit’snotagoodplan。’
Thepathicescapedfromthebedandcreptintohismother’s,whilethelittlewantontoldmetherewasreallynoharm,astheyonlylovedeachotherasbrotherandsister,andthatifIwantedhertosleepbyherselfallIhadtodowastogetheranewbed。
Thisspeech,deliveredwitharchsimplicity,inherBolognesejargon,mademelaughwithallmyheart,forintheviolenceofhergesticulationsshehaddisclosedhalfhercharms,andIsawnothingworthlookingat。Inspiteofthat,itwasdoubtlessdecreedthatIshouldfallinlovewithherskin,forthatwasallshehad。
IfIhadbeenaloneIshouldhavebroughtmatterstoacrisisonthespot,butIhadadistastetothepresenceofhermotherandherscoundrellybrother。Iwasafraidlestsomeunpleasantscenesmightfollow。Igavehertenducatstobuyabed,saidgoodnight,andleftthehouse。Ireturnedtomylodging,cursingthetooscrupulousmothersoftheoperagirls。
IpassedthewholeofthenextmorningwithSirMann,inhisgallery,whichcontainedsomeexquisitepaintings,sculptures,mosaics,andengravedgems。Onleavinghim,IcalledonThereseandinformedherofmymisadventureofthenightbefore。Shelaughedheartilyatmystory,andIlaughedtoo,inspiteofafeelingofangerduetomywoundedself—esteem。
"Youmustconsoleyourself,"saidshe;"youwillnotfindmuchdifficultyinfillingtheplaceinyouraffections。"
"Ah!whyareyoumarried?"
"Well,it’sdone;andthere’snohelpingit。Butlistentome。
Asyoucan’tdowithoutsomeone,takeupwiththeCorticelli;
she’sasgoodasanyotherwoman,andwon’tkeepyouwaitinglong。"
Onmyreturntomylodging,IfoundtheAbbeGama,whomIhadinvitedtodinner,andheaskedmeifIwouldacceptaposttorepresentPortugalattheapproachingEuropeanCongressatAugsburg。HetoldmethatifIdidtheworkwell,IcouldgetanythingIlikedatLisbon。
"Iamreadytodomybest,"saidI;"youhaveonlytowritetome,andIwilltellyouwheretodirectyourletters。"Thisproposalmademelongtobecomeadiplomatist。
IntheeveningIwenttotheopera—houseandspoketotheballet—
master,thedancerwhowastotakepartinthe’pasdedeux’,andtotheJew,whotoldmethatmyprot9geeshouldbesatisfiedintwoorthreedays,andthatsheshouldperformherfavourite’pas’
fortherestofthecarnival。IsawtheCorticelli,whotoldmeshehadgotherbed,andaskedmetocometosupper。Iacceptedtheinvitation,andwhentheoperawasoverIwenttoherhouse。
Hermother,feelingsurethatIwouldpaythebill,hadorderedanexcellentsupperforfour,andseveralflasksofthebestFlorencewine。Besidesthat,shegavemeabottleofthewinecalledOleatico,whichIfoundexcellent。ThethreeCorticellisunaccustomedtogoodfareandwine,atelikeatroop,andbegantogetintoxicated。Themotherandsonwenttobedwithoutceremony,andthelittlewantoninvitedmetofollowtheirexample。I
shouldhavelikedtodoso,butIdidnotdare。Itwasverycoldandtherewasnofireintheroom,therewasonlyoneblanketonthebed,andImighthavecaughtabadcold,andIwastoofondofmygoodhealthtoexposemyselftosuchadanger。Ithereforesatisfiedmyselfbytakingheronmyknee,andafterafewpreliminariessheabandonedherselftomytransports,endeavouringtopersuademethatIhadgothermaidenhead。Ipretendedtobelieveher,thoughIcaredverylittlewhetheritweresoornot。
IleftherafterIhadrepeatedthedosethreeorfourtimes,andgaveherfiftysequins,tellinghertogetagoodwaddedcoverletandalargebrazier,asIwantedtosleepwithherthenextnight。
NextmorningIreceivedanextremelyinterestingletterfromGrenoble。M。deValenglardinformedmethatthefairMdlle。
Roman,feelingconvincedthatherhoroscopewouldnevercometrueunlessshewenttoParis,hadgonetothecapitalwithheraunt。
Herdestinywasastrangeone;itdependedonthelikingIhadtakentoherandmyaversiontomarriage,foritlayinmypowertohavemarriedthehandsomestwomaninFrance,andinthatcaseitisnotlikelythatshewouldhavebecomethemistressofLouisXV。WhatstrangewhimcouldhavemademeindicateinherhoroscopethenecessityofherjourneyingtoParis;forevenifthereweresuchascienceasastrologyIwasnoastrologer;infine,herdestinydependedonmyabsurdfancy。Andinhistory,whatanumberofextraordinaryeventswouldneverhavehappenediftheyhadnotbeenpredicted!
IntheeveningIwenttothetheatre,andfoundmyCorticellicladinaprettycloak,whiletheothergirlslookedatmecontemptuously,fortheywereenragedattheplacebeingtaken;
whiletheproudfavouritecaressedmewithanairoftriumphwhichbecamehertoadmiration。
IntheeveningIfoundagoodsupperawaitingme,alargebrazieronthehearth,andawarmcoverletonthebed。Themothershewedmeallthethingsherdaughterhadbought,andcomplainedthatshehadnotgotanyclothesforherbrother。Imadeherhappybygivingherafewlouis。
WhenIwenttobedIdidnotfindmymistressinanyamoroustransports,butinawantonandmerrymood。Shemademelaugh,andassheletmedoasIlikedIwassatisfied。IgaveherawatchwhenIlefther,andpromisedtosupwithheronthefollowingnight。Shewastohavedancedthepasdedeux,andI
wenttoseeherdoit,buttomyastonishmentsheonlydancedwiththeothergirls。
WhenIwenttosupperIfoundherindespair。SheweptandsaidthatImustavengeherontheJew,whohadexcusedhimselfbyputtingthefaultonsomebodyelse,butthathewasaliar。I
promisedeverythingtoquiether,andafterspendingseveralhoursinhercompanyIreturnedhome,determinedtogivetheJewabadquarterofanhour。NextmorningIsentCostatoaskhimtocallonme,buttherascalsentbackwordthathewasnotcoming,andiftheCorticellididnotlikehistheatreshemighttryanother。
Iwasindignant,butIknewthatImustdissemble,soIonlylaughed。Nevertheless,Ihadpronouncedhisdoom,foranItalianneverforgetstoavengehimselfonhisenemy;heknowsitisthepleasureofthegods。
AssoonasCostahadlefttheroom,IcalledLeDucandtoldhimthestory,sayingthatifIdidnottakevengeanceIshouldbedishonoured,andthatitwasonlyhewhocouldprocurethescoundrelagoodthrashingfordaringtoinsultme。
"Butyouknow,LeDuc,theaffairmustbekeptsecret。"
"Ionlywanttwenty—fourhourstogiveyouananswer。"
Iknewwhathemeant,andIwassatisfied。
NextmorningLeDuctoldmehehadspentthepreviousdayinlearningtheJew’sabodeandhabits,withoutaskinganybodyanyquestions。
"To—dayIwillnotlethimgooutofmysight。Ishallfindoutatwhathourhereturnshome,andto—morrowyoushallknowtheresults。"
"Bediscreet,"saidI,"anddon’tletanybodyintoyourplans。"
"NotI!"
Nextday,hetoldmethatiftheJewcamehomeatthesametimeandbythesamewayasbefore,hewouldhaveathrashingbeforehegottobed。
"Whomhaveyouchosenforthisexpedition?"
"Myself。Theseaffairsoughttobekeptsecret,andasecretoughtn’ttobeknowntomorethantwopeople。Iamsurethateverythingwillturnoutwell,butwhenyouaresatisfiedthattheass’shidehasbeenwelltanned,willtherebeanythingtobepickedup?"
"Twenty—fivesequins。"
"Thatwilldonicely。WhenIhavedonethetrickIshallputonmygreatcoatagainandreturnbythebackdoor。IfnecessaryCostahimselfwillbeabletoswearthatIdidnotleavethehouse,andthatthereforeIcannothavecommittedtheassault。
However,Ishallputmypistolsinmypocketincaseofaccidents,andifanybodytriestoarrestmeIshallknowhowtodefendmyself。"
NextmorninghecamecoollyintomyroomwhileCostawasputtingonmydressing—gown,andwhenwewerealonehesaid,——
"Thething’sdone。InsteadoftheJew’srunningawaywhenhereceivedthefirstblowhethrewhimselfontotheground。ThenI
tannedhisskinforhimnicely,butonhearingsomepeoplecomingupIranoff。Idon’tknowwhetherIdidforhim,butIgavehimtwosturdyblowsonthehead。Ishouldbesorryifhewerekilled,asthenhecouldnotseeaboutthedance。"
Thisjestdidnotarousemymirth;thematterpromisedtobetooserious。
TheresehadaskedmetodinewiththeAbbeGamaandM。Sassi,aworthyman,ifonemayprostitutethenameofmantodescribeabeingwhomcrueltyhasseparatedfromtherestofhumanity;hewasthefirstcastratooftheopera。OfcoursetheJew’smishapwasdiscussed。
"Iamsorryforhim,"saidI,"thoughheisarascallyfellow。"
"Iamnotatallsorryforhimmyself,"saidSassi,"he’saknave。
Idaresaythateverybodywillbeputtingdownhiswoodenbaptismtomyaccount。"
"No,"saidtheabbe,"peoplesaythatM。Casanovadidthedeedforgoodreasonsofhisown。"
"Itwillbedifficulttopitchontherightman,"Ianswered,"therascalhaspushedsomanyworthypeopletoextremitiesthathemusthaveagreatmanythrashingsowinghim。"
Theconversationthenpassedtoothertopics,andwehadaverypleasantdinner。
InafewdaystheJewlefthisbedwithalargeplasteronhisnose,andalthoughIwasgenerallyregardedastheauthorofhismisfortunethematterwasgraduallyallowedtodrop,astherewereonlyvaguesuspicionstogoupon。ButtheCorticelli,inanecstasyofjoy,wasstupidenoughtotalkasifsheweresureitwasIwhohadavengedher,andshegotintoaragewhenIwouldnotadmitthedeed;but,asmaybeguessed,Iwasnotfoolishenoughtodoso,asherimprudencemighthavebeenahangingmatterforme。
IwaswellenoughamusedatFlorence,andhadnothoughtsofleaving,whenonedayVanninigavemealetterwhichsomeonehadleftforme。Iopeneditinhispresence,andfounditcontainedabillofexchangefortwohundredFlorentinecrownsonSassoSassi。Vanninilookedatitandtoldmeitwasagoodone。I
wentintomyroomtoreadtheletter,andIwasastonishedtofinditsigned"CharlesIvanoff。"HedateditfromPistoia,andtoldmethatinhispovertyandmisfortunehehadappealedtoanEnglishmanwhowasleavingFlorenceforLucca,andhadgenerouslygivenhimabillofexchangefortwohundredcrowns,whichhehadwritteninhispresence。Itwasmadepayabletobearer。
"Idaren’tcashitinFlorence,"saidhe,"asIamafraidofbeingarrestedformyunfortunateaffairatGenoa。Ientreatyou,then,tohavepityonme,togetthebillcashed,andtobringmethemoneyhere,thatImaypaymylandlordandgo。"
Itlookedlikeaverysimplematter,butImightgetintotrouble,forthenotemightbeforged;andevenifitwerenotIshouldbedeclaringmyselfafriendoracorrespondent,atallevents,ofamanwhohadbeenposted。InthisdilemmaItookthepartoftakingthebillofexchangetohiminperson。Iwenttothepostingestablishment,hiredtwohorses,anddrovetoPistoia。
Thelandlordhimselftookmetotherascal’sroom,andleftmealonewithhim。
Ididnotstaymorethanthreeminutes,andallIsaidwasthatasSassiknewmeIdidnotwishhimtothinkthattherewasanykindofconnectionbetweenus。
"Iadviseyou,"Isaid,"togivethebilltoyourlandlord,whowillcashitatM。Sassi’sandbringyouyourchange"
"Iwillfollowyouradvice,"hesaid,andItherewithreturnedtoFlorence。
Ithoughtnomoreofit,butintwodays’timeIreceivedavisitfromM。SassiandthelandlordoftheinnatPistoia。Thebankershewedmethebillofexchange,andsaidthatthepersonwhohadgivenitmehaddeceivedme,asitwasnotinthewritingoftheEnglishmanwhosenameitbore,andthatevenifitwere,theEnglishmannothavinganymoneywithSassicouldnotdrawabillofexchange。
"Theinn—keeperhere,"saidhe,"discountedthebill,theRussianhasgoneoff,andwhenItoldhimthatitwasaforgeryhesaidthatheknewCharlesIvanoffhaditofyou,andthatthushehadmadenodifficultyincashingit;butnowhewantsyoutoreturnhimtwohundredcrowns。"
"Thenhewillbedisappointed!"
ItoldallthecircumstancesoftheaffairtoSassi;Ishewedhimtherascal’sletter;ImadeDr。Vannini,whohadgivenitme,comeup,andhesaidhewasreadytoswearthathehadseenmetakethebillofexchangeoutoftheletter,thathehadexaminedit,andhadthoughtitgood。
Onthisthebankertoldtheinn—keeperthathehadnobusinesstoaskmetopayhimthemoney;buthepersistedinhisdemand,anddaredtosaythatIwasanaccompliceoftheRussian’s。
InmyindignationIranformycane,butthebankerheldmebythearm,andtheimpertinentfellowmadehisescapewithoutathrashing。
"Youhadarighttobeangry,"saidM。Sassi,"butyoumustnottakeanynoticeofwhatthepoorfellowsaysinhisblindrage。"
Heshookmebythehandandwentout。
Nextdaythechiefofpolice,calledtheauditoratFlorence,sentmeanotebeggingmetocallonhim。Therewasnoroomforhesitation,forasastrangerIfeltthatImightlookonthisinvitationasanintimation。Hereceivedmeverypolitely,buthesaidIshouldhavetorepaythelandlordhistwohundredcrowns,ashewouldnothavediscountedthebillifhehadnotseenmebringit。IrepliedthatasajudgehecouldnotcondemnmeunlesshethoughtmetheRussian’saccomplice,butinsteadofansweringherepeatedthatIwouldhavetopay。
"Sir,"Ireplied,"Iwillnotpay。"
Herangthebellandbowed,andIlefthim,walkingtowardsthebanker’s,towhomIimpartedtheconversationIhadhadfromtheauditor。Hewasextremelyastonished,andatmyrequestcalledonhimtotryandmakehimlistentoreason。AswepartedItoldhimthatIwasdiningwiththeAbbeGama。
WhenIsawtheabbeItoldhimwhathadhappened,andheutteredaloudexclamationofastonishment。
"Iforesee,"hesaid,"thattheauditorwillnotletgohishold,andifM。SassidoesnotsucceedwithhimIadviseyoutospeaktoMarshalBotta。"
"Idon’tthinkthatwillbenecessary;theauditorcan’tforcemetopay。"
"Hecandoworse。"
"Whatcanhedo?"。
"HecanmakeyouleaveFlorence。"
"Well,Ishallbeastonishedifheuseshispowerinthiscase,butratherthanpayIwillleavethetown。Letusgotothemarshal。"
Wecalledonhimatfouro’clock,andwefoundthebankerthere,whohadtoldhimthewholestory。
"Iamsorrytotellyou,"saidM。Sassi,"thatIcoulddonothingwiththeauditor,andifyouwanttoremaininFlorenceyouwillhavetopay。"
"IwillleaveassoonasIreceivetheorder,"saidI;"andassoonasIreachanotherstateIwillprintthehistoryofthisshamefulperversionofjustice。"
"It’sanincredible,amonstroussentence"saidthemarshal,"andIamsorryIcannotinterfere。Youarequiteright,"headded,"toleavetheplaceratherthanpay。"
Earlythenextmorningapoliceofficialbroughtmealetterfromtheauditor,informingmethatashecouldnot,fromthenatureofthecase,obligemetopay,hewasforcedtowarnmetoleaveFlorenceinthreedays,andTuscanyinseven。This,headded,hedidinvirtueofhisoffice;butwhenevertheGrandDuke,towhomImightappeal,hadquashedhisjudgmentImightreturn。
Itookapieceofpaperandwroteuponit,"Yourjudgmentisaniniquitousone,butitshallbeobeyedtotheletter。"
AtthatmomentIgaveorderstopackupandhaveallinreadinessformydeparture。IspentthreedaysofrespiteinamusingmyselfwithTherese。IalsosawtheworthySirMann,andIpromisedtheCorticellitofetchherinLent,andspendsometimewithherinBologna。TheAbbeGamadidnotleavemysideforthreedays,andshewedhimselfmytruefriend。Itwasakindoftriumphforme;
oneverysideIheardregretsatmydeparture,andcursesoftheauditor。TheMarquisBottaseemedtoapprovemyconductbygivingmeadinner,thetablebeinglaidforthirty,andthecompanybeingcomposedofthemostdistinguishedpeopleinFlorence。Thiswasadelicateattentiononhispart,ofwhichIwasverysensible。
IconsecratedthelastdaytoTherese,butIcouldnotfindanyopportunitytoaskherforalastconsolingembrace,whichshewouldnothaverefusedmeunderthecircumstances,andwhichI
shouldstillfondlyremember。Wepromisedtowriteoftentooneanother,andweembracedeachotherinawaytomakeherhusband’sheartache。NextdayIstartedonmyjourney,andgottoRomeinthirty—sixhours。
ItwasmidnightwhenIpassedunderthePortadelPopolo,foronemayentertheEternalCityatanytime。Iwasthentakentothecustom—house,whichisalwaysopen,andmymailswereexamined。
TheonlythingtheyarestrictaboutatRomeisbooks,asiftheyfearedthelight。Ihadaboutthirtyvolumes,allmoreorlessagainstthePapacy,religion,orthevirtuesinculcatedthereby。
Ihadresolvedtosurrenderthemwithoutanydispute,asIfelttiredandwantedtogotobed,buttheclerktoldmepolitelytocountthemandleavetheminhischargeforthenight,andhewouldbringthemtomyhotelinthemorning。Ididso,andhekepthisword。HewaswellenoughpleasedwhenhetouchedthetwosequinswithwhichIrewardedhim。
IputupattheVilledeParis,inthePiazzadiSpagna。Itisthebestinninthetown。Alltheworld,Ifound,wasdrownedinsleep,butwhentheyletmeintheyaskedmetowaitonthegroundfloorwhileafirewaslightedinmyroom。Alltheseatswerecoveredwithdresses,petticoats,andchemises,andIheardasmallfemininevoicebeggingmetositonherbed。Iapproachedandsawalaughingmouth,andtwoblackeyesshininglikecarbuncles。
"Whatsplendideyes!"saidI,"letmekissthem。"
Bywayofreplyshehidherheadunderthecoverlet,andIslidahastyhandunderthesheets;butfindingherquitenaked,Idrewitbackandbeggedpardon。Sheputoutherheadagain,andI
thoughtIreadgratitudeformymoderationinhereyes。
"Whoareyou,myangel?"
"IamTherese,theinn—keeper’sdaughter,andthisismysister。"
Therewasanothergirlbesideher,whomIhadnotseen,asherheadwasunderthebolster。
"Howoldareyou?"
"Nearlyseventeen。"
"IhopeIshallseeyouinmyroomto—morrowmorning。"
"Haveyouanyladieswithyou?"
"No。"
"That’sapity,aswenevergotothegentlemen’srooms。"
"Lowerthecoverletalittle;Ican’thearwhatyousay。"
"It’stoocold。"
"DearTherese,youreyesmakemefeelasifIwereinflames。"
Sheputbackherheadatthis,andIgrewdaring,andaftersundryexperimentsIwasmorethanevercharmedwithher。Icaressedherinasomewhatlivelymanner,anddrewbackmyhand,againapologizingformydaring,andwhensheletmeseeherfaceI
thoughtIsawdelightratherthanangerinhereyesandonhercheeks,andIfelthopefulwithregardtoher。Iwasjustgoingtobeginagain,forIfeltonfire;whenahandsomechambermaidcametotellmethatmyroomwasreadyandmyfirelighted。
"Farewelltillto—morrow,"saidItoTherese,butsheonlyansweredbyturningonhersidetogotosleep。
Iwenttobedafterorderingdinnerforoneo’clock,andIslepttillnoon,dreamingofTherese。WhenIwokeup,Costatoldmethathehadfoundoutwheremybrotherlived,andhadleftanoteatthehouse。ThiswasmybrotherJean,thenaboutthirty,andapupilofthefamousRaphaelMengs。ThispainterwasthendeprivedofhispensiononaccountofawarwhichobligedtheKingofPolandtoliveatWarsaw,asthePrussiansoccupiedthewholeelectorateofSaxe。Ihadnotseenmybrotherfortenyears,andIkeptourmeetingasaholiday。Iwassittingdowntotablewhenhecame,andweembracedeachotherwithtransport。Wespentanhourintelling,hehissmalladventures,andImygrandones,andhetoldmethatIshouldnotstayatthehotel,whichwastoodear,butcomeandliveattheChevalierMengs’shouse,whichcontainedanemptyroom,whereIcouldstayatamuchcheaperrate。
"Astoyourtable,thereisarestaurantinthehousewhereonecangetacapitalmeal。"
"Youradviceisexcellent,"saidI,"butIhavenotthecouragetofollowit,asIaminlovewithmylandlord’sdaughter;"andI
toldhimwhathadhappenedthenightbefore。
"That’samerenothing,"saidhe,laughing;"youcancultivateheracquaintancewithoutstayinginthehouse。"
Iletmyselfbepersuaded,andIpromisedtocometohimthefollowingday;andthenweproceededtotakeawalkaboutRome。
Ihadmanyinterestingmemoriesofmylastvisit,andIwantedtorenewmyacquaintancewiththosewhohadinterestedmeatthathappyagewhensuchimpressionsaresodurablebecausetheytouchtheheartratherthanthemind;butIhadtomakeupmymindtoagoodmanydisappointments,consideringthespaceoftimethathadelapsedsinceIhadbeeninRome。
IwenttotheMinervatofindDonnaCecilia;shewasnomoreinthisworld。IfoundoutwhereherdaughterAngelicalived,andI
wenttoseeher,butshegavemeapoorreception,andsaidthatshereallyscarcelyrememberedme。
"Icansaythesame,"Ireplied,"foryouarenottheAngelicaI
usedtoknow。Good—bye,madam!"
Thelapseoftimehadnotimprovedherpersonalappearance。I
foundoutalsowheretheprinter’sson,whohadmarriedBarbaruccia,lived,but——Iputoffthepleasureofseeinghimtillanothertime,andalsomyvisittotheReverendFatherGeorgi,whowasamanofgreatreputeinRome。GasparVivaldihadgoneintothecountry。
MybrothertookmetoMadameCherubini。Ifoundhermansiontobeasplendidone,andtheladywelcomedmeintheRomanmanner。I
thoughtherpleasantandherdaughtersstillmoreso,butI
thoughtthecrowdofloverstoolargeandtoomiscellaneous。
Therewastoomuchluxuryandceremony,andthegirls,oneofwhomwasasfairasLovehimself,weretoopolitetoeverybody。Aninterestingquestionwasputtome,towhichIansweredinsuchamannerastoelicitanotherquestion,buttonopurpose。Isawthattherankofmybrother,whohadintroducedme,preventedmybeingthoughtapersonofanyconsequence,andonhearinganabbesay,"He’sCasanova’sbrother,"Iturnedtohimandsaid,——
"That’snotcorrect;youshouldsayCasanova’smybrother。"
"Thatcomestothesamething。"
"Notatall,mydearabbe。"
Isaidthesewordsinatonewhichcommandedattention,andanotherabbesaid,——
"Thegentlemanisquiteright;itdoesnotcometothesamething。"
Thefirstabbemadenoreplytothis。Theonewhohadtakenmypart,andwasmyfriendfromthatmoment,wasthefamousWinckelmann,whowasunhappilyassassinatedatTriestetwelveyearsafterwards。
WhileIwastalkingtohim,CardinalAlexanderAlbaniarrived。
Winckelmannpresentedmetohiseminence,whowasnearlyblind。
Hetalkedtomeagreatdeal,withoutsayinganythingworthlisteningto。AssoonasheheardthatIwastheCasanovawhohadescapedfromTheLeads,hesaidinasomewhatrudetonethathewonderedIhadthehardihoodtocometoRome,whereontheslightesthintfromtheStateInquisitorsatVenicean’ordinesanctissimo’wouldre—consignmetomyprison。Iwasannoyedbythisunseemlyremark,andrepliedinadignifiedvoice,——
"ItisnotmyhardihoodincomingtoRomethatyoureminenceshouldwonderat,butamanofanysensewouldwonderattheInquisitorsiftheyhadthehardihoodtoissuean’ordinesanctissimo’againstme;fortheywouldbeperplexedtoallegeanycrimeinmeasapretextforthusinfamouslydeprivingmeofmyliberty。"
Thisreplysilencedhiseminence。Hewasashamedathavingtakenmeforafool,andtoseethatIthoughthimone。ShortlyafterI
leftandneversetfootinthathouseagain。
TheAbbeWinckelmannwentoutwithmybrotherandmyself,andashecamewithmetomyhotelhedidmethehonourofstayingtosupper。WinckelmannwasthesecondvolumeofthecelebratedAbbedeVoisenon。Hecalledformenextday,andwewenttoVillaAlbanitoseetheChevalierMengs,whowasthenlivingthereandpaintingaceiling。
MylandlordRoland(whoknewmybrother)paidmeavisitatsupper。RolandcamefromAvignonandwasfondofgoodliving。I
toldhimIwassorrytobeleavinghimtostaywithmybrother,becauseIhadfalleninlovewithhisdaughterTherese,althoughI
hadonlyspokentoherforafewminutes,andhadonlyseenherhead。
"Yousawherinbed,Iwillbet"
"Exactly,andIshouldverymuchliketoseetherestofher。
Wouldyoubesokindastoaskhertostepupforafewminutes?"
"Withallmyheart。"
Shecameupstairs,seemingonlytoogladtoobeyherfather’ssummons。Shehadalithe,gracefulfigure,hereyeswereofsurpassingbrilliancy,herfeaturesexquisite,hermouthcharming;
buttakenaltogetherIdidnotlikehersowellasbefore。Inreturn,mypoorbrotherbecameenamouredofhertosuchanextentthatheendedbybecomingherslave。Hemarriedhernextyear,andtwoyearsafterwardshetookhertoDresden。Isawherfiveyearslaterwithaprettybaby;butaftertenyearsofmarriedlifeshediedofconsumption。
IfoundMengsattheVillaAlbani;hewasanindefatigableworker,andextremelyoriginalinhisconceptions。Hewelcomedme,andsaidhewasgladtobeabletolodgemeathishouseinRome,andthathehopedtoreturnhomehimselfinafewdays,withhiswholefamily。
IwasastonishedwiththeVillaAlbani。IthadbeenbuiltbyCardinalAlexander,andhadbeenwhollyconstructedfromantiquematerialstosatisfythecardinal’sloveforclassicart;notonlythestatuesandthevases,butthecolumns,thepedestals——infact,everythingwasGreek。HewasaGreekhimself,andhadaperfectknowledgeofantiquework,andhadcontrivedtospendcomparativelylittlemoneycomparedwiththemasterpiecehehadproduced。Ifasovereignmonarchhadhadavillalikethecardinal’sbuilt,itwouldhavecosthimfiftymillionfrancs,butthecardinalmadeamuchcheaperbargain。
Ashecouldnotgetanyancientceilings,hewasobligedtohavethempainted,andMengswasundoubtedlythegreatestandthemostlaboriouspainterofhisage。Itisagreatpitythatdeathcarriedhimoffinthemidstofhiscareer,asotherwisehewouldhaveenrichedthestoresofartwithnumerousmasterpieces。Mybrotherneverdidanythingtojustifyhistitleofpupilofthisgreatartist。WhenIcometomyvisittoSpainin1767,IshallhavesomemoretosayaboutMengs。
AssoonasIwassettledwithmybrotherIhiredacarriage,acoachman,andafootman,whomIputintofancylivery,andI
calledonMonsignorCornaro,auditorofthe’rota’,withtheintentionofmakingmywayintogoodsociety,butfearinglestheasaVenetianmightgetcompromised,heintroducedmetoCardinalPassionei,whospokeofmetothesovereignpontiff。
BeforeIpassontoanythingelse,Iwillinformmyreadersofwhattookplaceontheoccasionofmysecondvisittothisoldcardinal,agreatenemyoftheJesuits,awit,andmanofletters。
EndMEMOIRSOFJACQUESCASANOVAdeSEINGALT1725—1798
ADVENTURESINTHESOUTH,Volume4c——RETURNTONAPLES
THERAREUNABRIDGEDLONDONEDITIONOF1894TRANSLATEDBYARTHUR
MACHENTOWHICHHASBEENADDEDTHECHAPTERSDISCOVERED
BYARTHURSYMONS。
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ROME——NAPLES——BOLOGNA
CHAPTERVIII
CardinalPassianei——ThePope——Masiuccia——IArriveAtNaplesCardinalPassioneireceivedmeinalargehallwherehewaswriting。Hebeggedmetowaittillhehadfinished,buthecouldnotaskmetotakeaseatasheoccupiedtheonlychairthathisvastroomcontained。
Whenhehadputdownhispen,herose,cametome,andafterinformingmethathewouldtelltheHolyFatherofmyvisit,headded,——
"MybrotherCornaromighthavemadeabetterchoice,asheknowsthePopedoesnotlikeme。"
"Hethoughtitbettertochoosethemanwhoisesteemedthanthemanwhoismerelyliked。"
"Idon’tknowwhetherthePopeesteemsme,butIamsureheknowsIdon’testeemhim。Ibothlikedandesteemedhimbeforehewaspope,andIconcurredinhiselection,butsincehehaswornthetiarait’sadifferentmatter;hehasshewnhimselftoomuchofa’coglione’。"
"Theconclaveoughttohavechosenyoureminence。"
"No,no;I’maroot—and—branchreformer,andmyhandwouldnothavebeenstayedforfearofthevengeanceoftheguilty,andGodaloneknowswhatwouldhavecomeofthat。TheonlycardinalfittobepopewasTamburini;butitcan’tbehelpednow。Ihearpeoplecoming;good—bye,comeagainto—morrow。"
WhatadelightfulthingtohaveheardacardinalcallthePopeafool,andnameTamburiniasafitperson。Ididnotloseamomentinnotingthispleasantcircumstancedown:itwastoopreciousamorseltoletslip。ButwhowasTamburini?Ihadneverheardofhim。IaskedWinckelmann,whodinedwithme。
"He’samandeservingofrespectforhisvirtues,hischaracter,hisfirmness,andhisfarseeingintelligence。HehasneverdisguisedhisopinionoftheJesuits,whomhestylesthefathersofdeceits,intrigues,andlies;andthat’swhatmadePassioneimentionhim。Ithink,withhim,thatTamburiniwouldbeagreatandgoodpope。"
IwillherenotedownwhatIheardatRomenineyearslaterfromthemouthofatooloftheJesuits。TheCardinalTamburiniwasatthelastgasp,andtheconversationturneduponhim,whensomebodyelsesaid,——
"ThisBenedictinecardinalisanimpiousfellowafterall;heisonhisdeath—bed,andhehasaskedfortheviaticum,withoutwishingtopurifyhissoulbyconfession。"
Ididnotmakeanyremark,butfeelingasifIshouldliketoknowthetruthofthematterIaskedsomebodyaboutitnextday,myinformantbeingapersonwhomusthaveknownthetruth,andcouldnothavehadanymotivefordisguisingtherealfactsofthecase。
Hetoldmethatthecardinalhadsaidmassthreedaysbefore,andthatifhehadnotaskedforaconfessoritwasdoubtlessbecausehehadnothingtoconfess。
Unfortunatearetheythatlovethetruth,anddonotseekitoutatitssource。Ihopethereaderwillpardonthisdigression,whichisnotwithoutinterest。
NextdayIwenttoseeCardinalPassionei,whotoldmeIwasquiterighttocomeearly,ashewantedtolearnallaboutmyescapefromTheLeads,ofwhichhehadheardsomewonderfultalestold。
"Ishallbedelightedtosatisfyyoureminence,butthestoryisalongone。"
"Allthebetter;theysayyoutellitwell。"
"But,mylord,amItositdownonthefloor?"
"No,no;yourdressistoogoodforthat。"
Heranghisbell,andhavingtoldoneofhisgentlementosendupaseat,aservantbroughtinastool。Aseatwithoutabackandwithoutarms!Itmademequiteangry。Icutmystoryshort,tolditbadly,andhadfinishedinaquarterofanhour。
"Iwritebetterthanyouspeak,"saidhe。
"Mylord,IneverspeakwellexceptwhenIamatmyease。"
"Butyouarenotafraidofme?"
"No,mylord,atruemanandaphilosophercannevermakemeafraid;butthisstoolofyours……"
"Youliketobeatyourease,aboveallthings。"
"Takethis,itisthefuneralorationofPrinceEugene;Imakeyouapresentofit。IhopeyouwillapproveofmyLatinity。YoucankissthePope’sfeettomorrowatteno’clock。"
WhenIgothome,asIreflectedonthecharacterofthisstrangecardinal——awit,haughty,vain,andboastful,Iresolvedtomakehimafinepresent。Itwasthe’Pandectarumliberunicus’whichM。deF。hadgivenmeatBerne,andwhichIdidnotknowwhattodowith。Itwasafoliowellprintedonfinepaper,choicelybound,andinperfectpreservation。Aschieflibrarianthepresentshouldbeavaluableonetohim,allthemoreashehadalargeprivatelibrary,ofwhichmyfriendtheAbbeWinckelmannwaslibrarian。IthereforewroteashortLatinletter,whichI
enclosedinanothertoWinckelmann,whomIbeggedtopresentmyofferingtohiseminence。
Ithoughtitwasasvaluableashisfuneralorationatanyrate,andIhopedthathewouldgivemeamorecomfortablechairforthefuture。
Nextmorning,atthetimeappointed,IwenttoMonteCavallo,whichoughttobecalledMonteCavalli,asitgetsitsnamefromtwofinestatuesofhorsesstandingonapedestalinthemidstofthesquare,wheretheHolyFather’spalaceissituated。
IhadnorealneedofbeingpresentedtothePopebyanyone,asanyChristianisatlibertytogoinwhenheseesthedooropen。
BesidesIhadknownHisHolinesswhenhewasBishopofPadua;butIhadpreferredtoclaimthehonorofbeingintroducedbyacardinal。
AftersalutingtheHeadoftheFaithful,andkissingtheholycrossembroideredonhisholyslipper,thePopeputhisrighthandonmyleftshoulder,andsaidherememberedthatIalwaysforsooktheassemblyatPadua,whenheintonedtheRosary。
"HolyFather,Ihavemuchworsesinsthanthatonmyconscience,soIcomeprostrateatyourfoottoreceiveyourabsolution。"
Hethengavemehisbenediction,andaskedmeverygraciouslywhathecoulddoforme。
"IbegYourHolinesstopleadforme,thatImaybeabletoreturntoVenice。"
"Wewillspeakofittotheambassador,andthenwewillspeakagaintoyouonthematter。"
"DoyouoftengoandseeCardinalPassionei?"
"Ihavebeenthreetimes。HegavemehisfuneralorationonPrinceEugene,andinreturnIsenthimthe’Pandects’。"
"Hasheacceptedthem?"
"Ithinkso,HolyFather。"
"Ifhehas,hewillsendWinckelmanntopayyouforthem。"
"Thatwouldbetreatingmelikeabookseller;Iwillnotreceiveanypayment。"
"Thenhewillreturnthevolumeofthe’Pandects’;wearesureofit,healwaysdoesso。"
"Ifhiseminencereturnsmethe’Pandects’,Iwillreturnhimhisfuneraloration。"
AtthisthePopelaughedtillhissidesshook。
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