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第63章

  "WhatareyougoingtodoinRome?"saidhe,indifferently。
  "IamgoingtobegthePopetousehisinfluenceinmyfavourwiththeStateInquisitorsatVenice。"
  Itwasnotthetruth,butonelieisasgoodasanother,andifI
  hadsaidIwasonlygoingforamusement’ssakehewouldnothavebelievedme。Totellthetruthtoanunbelievingmanistoprostitute,tomurderit。Hethenbeggedmetoenterintoacorrespondencewithhim,andasthatboundmetonothingIagreedtodoso。
  "Icangiveyouamarkofmyfriendship,"saidhe,"byintroducingyoutotheMarquisdeBotta—Adamo,GovernorofTuscany;heissupposedtobeafriendoftheregent’s。"
  Iacceptedhisoffergratefully,andhebegantosoundmeaboutTherese,butfoundmylipsastightlyclosedasthelidofamiser’scoffer。ItoldhimshewasachildwhenImadetheacquaintanceofherfamilyatBologna,andthattheresemblancebetweenherbrotherandmyselfwasamereaccident——afreakofnature。Hehappenedtocatchsightofawell—writtenmanuscriptonthetable,andaskedmeifthatsuperbwritingwasmysecretary’s。Costa,whowaspresent,answeredinSpanishthathewroteit。Gamaoverwhelmedhimwithcompliments,andbeggedmetosendCostatohimtocopysomeletters。Iguessedthathewantedtopumphimaboutme,andsaidthatIneededhisservicesalltheday。
  "Well,well,saidtheabbe,"anothertimewilldo。"Igavehimnoanswer。Suchisthecharacterofthecurious。
  Iamnotreferringtothatcuriositywhichdependsontheoccultsciences,andendeavourstopryintothefuture——thedaughterofignoranceandsuperstition,itsvictimsareeitherfoolishorignorant。ButtheAbbeGamawasneither;hewasnaturallycurious,andhisemploymentmadehimstillmoreso,forhewaspaidtofindouteverything。Hewasadiplomatist;ifhehadbeenalittlelowerdowninthesocialscalehewouldhavebeentreatedasaspy。
  Heleftmetopaysomecalls,promisingtobebackbydinner—time。
  Dr。Vanninibroughtmeanotherservant,ofthesameheightasthefirst,andengagedthatheshouldobeyordersandguessnothing。
  Ithankedtheacademicianandinn—keeper,andorderedhimtogetmeasumptuousdinner。
  TheCorticelliwasthefirsttoarrive,bringingwithherherbrother,aneffeminate—lookingyoungman,whoplayedtheviolinmoderatelywell,andhermother,whoinformedmethatsheneverallowedherdaughtertodineoutwithoutherselfandherson。
  "Thenyoucantakeherbackagainthisinstant,"saidI,"ortakethisducattodinesomewhereelse,asIdon’twantyourcompanyoryourson’s。"
  Shetooktheducat,sayingthatshewassureshewasleavingherdaughteringoodhands。
  "Youmaybesureofthat,"saidI,"sobeoff。"
  ThedaughtermadesuchwittyobservationsontheabovedialoguethatIcouldnothelplaughing,andIbegantobeinlovewithher。Shewasonlythirteen,andwassosmallthatshelookedten。
  Shewaswell—made,lively,witty,andfairerthanisusualwithItalianwomen,buttothisdayIcannotconceivehowIfellinlovewithher。
  Theyoungwantonbeggedmetoprotectheragainstthemanageroftheopera,whowasaJew。Intheagreementshehadmadewithhimhehadengagedtoletherdancea’pasdedeux’inthesecondopera,andhehadnotkepthisword。ShebeggedmetocompeltheJewtofulfilhisengagement,andIpromisedtodoso。
  ThenextguestwasRedegonde,whocamefromParma。Shewasatall,handsomewoman,andCostatoldmeshewasthesisterofmynewfootman。AfterIhadtalkedwithherfortwoorthreeminutesIfoundherremarkswellworthyofattention。
  ThencametheAbbeGama,whocongratulatedmeonbeingseatedbetweentwoprettygirls。Imadehimtakemyplace,andhebegantoentertainthemasiftothemannerborn;andthoughthegirlswerelaughingathim,hewasnotintheleastdisconcerted。Hethoughthewasamusingthem,andonwatchinghisexpressionIsawthathisself—esteempreventedhimseeingthathewasmakingafoolofhimself;butIdidnotguessthatImightmakethesamemistakeathisage。
  Wretchedistheoldmanwhowillnotrecognizehisoldage;
  wretchedunlesshelearnthatthesexwhomheseducedsooftenwhenhewasyoungwilldespisehimnowifhestillattemptstogaintheirfavour。
  MyfairTherese,withherhusbandandmyson,wasthelasttoarrive。IkissedThereseandthenmyson,andsatdownbetweenthem,whisperingtoTheresethatsuchadearmysterioustrinitymustnotbeparted;atwhichTheresesmiledsweetly。TheabbesatdownbetweenRedegondeandtheCorticelli,andamusedusallthetimebyhisagreeableconversation。
  IlaughedinternallywhenIobservedhowrespectfullymynewfootmanchangedhissister’splate,whoappearedvainofhonourstowhichherbrothercouldlaynoclaim。Shewasnotkind;shewhisperedtome,sothathecouldnothear,——
  "Heisagoodfellow,butunfortunatelyheisratherstupid。"
  Ihadputinmypocketasuperbgoldsnuff—box,richlyenamelledandadornedwithaperfectlikenessofmyself。IhadhaditmadeatParis,withtheintentionofgivingittoMadamed’Urfe,andI
  hadnotdonesobecausethepainterhadmademetooyoung。IhadfilleditwithsomeexcellentHavanasnuffwhichM。deChavignyhadgivenme,andofwhichTheresewasveryfond;IwaswaitingforhertoaskmeforapinchbeforeIdrewitoutofmypocket。
  TheAbbeGama,whohadsomeexceedinglygoodsnuffinanOrigonelabox,sentapinchtoTherese,andshesenthimhersnuffinatortoise—shellboxencrustedwithgoldinarabesques——anexquisitepieceofworkmanship。GamacriticisedTherese’ssnuff,whileI
  saidthatIfounditdeliciousbutthatIthoughtIhadsomebettermyself。Itookoutmysnuff—box,andopeningitofferedherapinch。Shedidnotnoticetheportrait,butsheagreedthatmysnuffwasvastlysuperiortohers。
  "Well,wouldyouliketomakeanexchange?"saidI。"Certainly,givemesomepaper。"
  "Thatisnotrequisite;wewillexchangethesnuffandthesnuff—
  boxes。"
  Sosaying,IputTherese’sboxinmypocketandgavehermineshut。Whenshesawtheportrait,shegaveacrywhichpuzzledeverybody,andherfirstmotionwastokisstheportrait。
  "Look,"saidshetoCesarino,"hereisyourportrait。"
  Cesarinolookedatitinastonishment,andtheboxpassedfromhandtohand。Everybodysaidthatitwasmyportrait,takentenyearsago,andthatitmightpassforalikenessofCesarino。
  Theresegotquiteexcited,andswearingthatshewouldneverlettheboxoutofherhandsagain,shewentuptohersonandkissedhimseveraltimes。WhilethiswasgoingonIwatchedtheAbbeGama,andIcouldseethathewasmakinginternalcommentsofhisownonthisaffectingscene。
  Theworthyabbewentawaytowardstheevening,tellingmethathewouldexpectmetobreakfastnextmorning。
  IspenttherestofthedayinmakinglovetoRedegonde,andTherese,whosawthatIwaspleasedwiththegirl,advisedmetodeclaremyself,andpromisedthatshewouldaskhertothehouseasoftenasIliked。ButTheresedidnotknowher。
  NextmorningGamatoldmethathehadinformedMarshalBottathatIwouldcomeandseehim,andhewouldpresentmeatfouro’clock。
  Thentheworthyabbe,alwaystheslaveofhiscuriosity,reproachedmeinafriendlymannerfornothavingtoldhimanythingaboutmyfortune。
  "Ididnotthinkitwasworthmentioning,butasyouareinterestedinthesubjectImaytellyouthatmymeansaresmall,butthatIhavefriendswhosepursesarealwaysopentome。"
  "Ifyouhavetruefriendsyouarearichman,buttruefriendsarescarce。"
  IlefttheAbbeGama,myheadfullofRedegonde,whomIpreferredtotheyoungCorticelli,andIwenttopayheravisit;butwhatareception!Shereceivedmeinaroominwhichwerepresenthermother,heruncle,andthreeorfourdirty,untidylittlemonkeys:
  thesewereherbrothers。’
  "Haven’tyouabetterroomtoreceiveyourfriendsin?"saidI。
  "Ihavenofriends,soIdon’twantaroom。"
  "Getit,mydear,andyouwillfindthefriendscomefastenough。
  Thisisallverywellforyoutowelcomeyourrelationsin,butnotpersonslikemyselfwhocometodohomagetoyourcharmsandyourtalents。"
  "Sir,"saidthemother,"mydaughterhasbutfewtalents,andthinksnothingofhercharms,whicharesmall。"
  "Youareextremelymodest,andIappreciateyourfeelings;buteverybodydoesnotseeyourdaughterwiththesameeyes,andshepleasedmegreatly。"
  "Thatisanhonourforher,andwearedulysensibleofit,butnotsoastobeover—proud。Mydaughterwillseeyouasoftenasyouplease,buthere,andinnootherplace。"
  "ButIamafraidofbeinginthewayhere。"
  "Anhonestmanisneverintheway。"
  Ifeltashamed,fornothingsoconfoundsalibertineasmodestyinthemouthofpoverty;andnotknowingwhattoanswerItookmyleave。
  ItoldThereseofmyunfortunatevisit,andweboth,laughedatit;itwasthebestthingwecoulddo。
  "Ishallbegladtoseeyouattheopera,"saidshe,"andyoucangetintomydressing—roomifyougivethedoor—keeperasmallpieceofmoney。"
  TheAbbeGamacameashepromised,totakemetoMarshalBotta,amanofhightalentswhomtheaffairofGenoahadalreadyrenderedfamous。HewasincommandoftheAustrianarmywhenthepeople,growingangryatthesightoftheforeigners,whohadonlycometoputthemundertheAustrianyoke,roseinrevoltandmadethemleavethetown。ThispatrioticriotsavedtheRepublic。Ifoundhiminthemidstofacrowdofladiesandgentlemen,whomhelefttowelcomeme。HetalkedaboutVeniceinawaythatshewedheunderstoodthecountrythoroughly,andIconversedtohimonFrance,and,Ibelieve,satisfiedhim。InhisturnhespokeoftheCourtofRussia,atwhichhewasstayingwhenElizabethPetrovna,whowasstillreigningattheperiodinquestion,soeasilymountedthethroneofherfather,PetertheGreat。"ItisonlyinRussia,"saidhe,"thatpoisonentersintopolitics。"
  Atthetimewhentheoperabeganthemarshallefttheroom,andeverybodywentaway。Onmywaytheabbeassuredme,asamatterofcourse,thatIhadpleasedthegovernor,andIafterwardswenttothetheatre,andobtainedadmissiontoTherese’sdressing—roomforatester。Ifoundherinthehandsofherprettychamber—
  maid,andsheadvisedmetogotoRedegonde’sdressing—room,assheplayedaman’spart,andmight,perhaps,allowmetoassistinhertoilette。
  Ifollowedheradvice,butthemotherwouldnotletmecomein,asherdaughterwasjustgoingtodress。IassuredherthatIwouldturnmybackallthetimeshewasdressing,andonthisconditionsheletmein,andmademesitdownatatableonwhichstoodamirror,whichenabledmetoseeallRedegonde’smostsecretpartstoadvantage;aboveall,whensheliftedherlegstoputonherbreeches,eithermostawkwardlyormostcleverly,accordingtoherintentions。Shedidnotloseanythingbywhatsheshewed,however,forIwassopleased,thattopossesshercharmsIwouldhavesignedanyconditionsshecaredtoimposeuponme。
  "Redegondemustknow,"Isaidtomyself,"thatIcouldseeeverythingintheglass;"andtheideainflamedme。Ididnotturnroundtillthemothergavemeleave,andIthenadmiredmycharmerasayoungmanoffivefeetone,whoseshapeleftnothingtobedesired。
  Redegondewentout,andIfollowedhertothewings。
  "Mydear,"saidI,"Iamgoingtotalkplainlytoyou。YouhaveinflamedmypassionsandIshalldieifyoudonotmakemehappy。"
  "Youdonotsaythatyouwilldieifyouchancetomakemeunhappy。"
  "Icouldnotsayso,becauseIcannotconceivesuchathingaspossible。Donottriflewithme,dearRedegonde,youmustbeawarethatIsawallinthemirror,andIcannotthinkthatyouaresocruelastoarousemypassionsandthenleavemetodespair。"
  "Whatcouldyouhaveseen?Idon’tknowwhatyouaretalkingabout。"
  "Maybe,butknowthatIhaveseenallyourcharms。WhatshallI
  dotopossessyou?"
  "Topossessme?Idon’tunderstandyou,sir;I’manhonestgirl。"
  "Idaresay;butyouwouldn’tbeanylesshonestaftermakingmehappy。DearRedegonde,donotletmelanguishforyou,buttellmemyfatenowthisinstant。"
  "Idonotknowwhattotellyou,butyoucancomeandseemewheneveryoulike"
  "WhenshallIfindyoualone?"
  "Alone!Iamneveralone。"
  "Well,well,that’sofnoconsequence;ifonlyyourmotherispresent,thatcomestothesamething。Ifsheissensible,shewillpretendnottoseeanything,andIwillgiveyouahundredducatseachtime。"
  "Youareeitheramadman,oryoudonotknowwhatsortofpeopleweare。"
  Withthesewordsshewenton,andIproceededtotellTheresewhathadpassed。
  "Begin,"saidshe,"byofferingthehundredducatstothemother,andifsherefuses,havenomoretodowiththem,andgoelsewhere。"
  Ireturnedtothedressing—room,whereIfoundthemotheralone,andwithoutanyceremonyspokeasfollows:——
  "Goodevening,madam,Iamastrangerhere;Iamonlystayingaweek,andIaminlovewithyourdaughter。Ifyouliketobeobliging,bringhertosupwithme。Iwillgiveyouahundredsequinseachtime,soyouseemypurseisinyourpower。"
  "Whomdoyouthinkyouaretalkingto,sir?Iamastonishedatyourimpudence。AskthetownsfolkwhatsortofcharacterIbear,andwhethermydaughterisanhonestgirlornot!andyouwillnotmakesuchproposalsagain。"
  "Good—bye,madam。"
  "Good—bye,sir。"
  AsIwentoutImetRedegonde,andItoldherwordforwordtheconversationIhadhadwithhermother。Sheburstoutlaughing。
  "HaveIdonewellorill?"saidI。
  "Wellenough,butifyoulovemecomeandseeme。"
  "Seeyouafterwhatyourmothersaid?"
  "Well,whynot,whoknowsofit?"
  "Whoknows?Youdon’tknowme,Redegonde。Idonotcaretoindulgemyselfinidlehopes,andIthoughtIhadspokentoyouplainlyenough。"
  Feelingangry,andvowingtohavenomoretodowiththisstrangegirl,IsuppedwithTherese,andspentthreedelightfulhourswithher。Ihadagreatdealofwritingtodothenextdayandkeptindoors,andintheeveningIhadavisitfromtheyoungCorticelli,hermotherandbrother。Shebeggedmetokeepmypromiseregardingthemanagerofthetheatre,whowouldnotletherdancethe’pasdedeux’stipulatedforintheagreement。
  "Comeandbreakfastwithmeto—morrowmorning,"saidI,"andI
  willspeaktotheIsraeliteinyourpresence——atleastIwilldosoifhecomes。"
  "Iloveyouverymuch,"saidtheyoungwanton,"can’tIstopalittlelongerhere。"
  "Youmaystopaslongasyoulike,butasIhavegotsomeletterstofinish,Imustaskyoutoexcusemyentertainingyou。"
  "Oh!justasyouplease。"
  ItoldCostatogivehersomesupper。
  Ifinishedmylettersandfeltinclinedforalittleamusement,soImadethegirlsitbymeandproceededtotoywithher,butinsuchawaythathermothercouldmakenoobjection。Allatoncethebrothercameupandtriedtojoininthesport,muchtomyastonishment。
  "Getalongwithyou,"saidI,"youarenotagirl。"
  Atthistheyoungscoundrelproceededtoshewmehissex,butinsuchanindecentfashionthathissister,whowassittingonmyknee,burstoutlaughingandtookrefugewithhermother,whowassittingattheotherendoftheroomingratitudeforthegoodsupperIhadgivenher。Irosefrommychair,andaftergivingtheimpudentpederastaboxontheearIaskedthemotherwithwhatintentionsshehadbroughttheyoungrascaltomyhouse。Bywayofreplytheinfamouswomansaid,——
  "He’saprettylad,isn’the?"
  IgavehimaducatfortheblowIhadgivenhim,andtoldthemothertobegone,asshedisgustedme。Thepathictookmyducat,kissedmyhand,andtheyalldeparted。
  Iwenttobedfeelingamusedattheincident,andwonderingatthewickednessofamotherwhowouldprostituteherownsontothebasestofvices。
  NextmorningIsentandaskedtheJewtocallonme。TheCorticellicamewithhermother,andtheJewsoonafter,justasweweregoingtobreakfast。
  Iproceededtoexplainthegrievanceoftheyoungdancer,andI
  readtheagreementhehadmadewithher,tellinghimpolitelythatIcouldeasilyforcehimtofulfilit。TheJewputinseveralexcuses,ofwhichtheCorticellidemonstratedthefutility。AtlastthesonofJudahwasforcedtogivein,andpromisedtospeaktotheballet—masterthesameday,inorderthatshemightdancethe’pas’withtheactorshenamed。
  "Andthat,Ihope,willpleaseyourexcellency,"headded,withalowbow,whichisnotoftenaproofofsincerity,especiallyamongJews。
  WhenmyguestshadtakenleaveIwenttotheAbbeGama,todinewithMarshalBottawhohadaskedustodinner。ImadetheacquaintancethereofSirMann,theEnglishambassador,whowastheidolofFlorence,veryrich,ofthemostpleasingmannersalthoughanEnglishman;fullofwit,taste,andagreatloverofthefinearts。Heinvitedmetocomenextdayandseehishouseandgarden。Inthishomehehadmade——furniture,pictures,choicebooks——allshewedthemanofgenius。Hecalledonme,askedmetodinner,andhadthepolitenesstoincludeTherese,herhusband,andCesarinointheinvitation。Afterdinnermysonsatdownattheclavieranddelightedthecompanybyhisexquisiteplaying。
  Whileweweretalkingoflikenesses,SirMannshewedussomeminiaturesofgreatbeauty。
  Beforeleaving,Theresetoldmethatshehadbeenthinkingseriouslyofme。
  "Inwhatrespect?"Iasked。
  "IhavetoldRedegondethatIamgoingtocallforher,thatI
  willkeephertosupper,andhavehertakenhome。Youmustseethatthislastconditionisproperlycarriedout。Cometosuppertoo,andhaveyourcarriageinwaiting。Ileavetheresttoyou。
  Youwillonlybeafewminuteswithher,butthat’ssomething;andthefirststepleadsfar。"
  "Anexcellentplan。Iwillsupwithyou,andmycarriageshallbeready。Iwilltellyouallaboutitto—morrow。"
  Iwenttothehouseatnineo’clock,andwaswelcomedasanunexpectedguest。ItoldRedegondethatIwasgladtomeether,andsherepliedthatshehadnothopedtohavethepleasureofseeingme。Redegondewastheonlyonewhohadanyappetite;sheatecapitally,andlaughedmerrilyatthestoriesItoldher。
  AftersupperThereseaskedherifshewouldliketohaveasedan—
  chairsentfor,orifshewouldprefertobetakenbackinmycarriage。
  "Ifthegentlemanwillbesokind,"saidshe,"Ineednotsendforachair。"
  IthoughtthisreplyofsuchfavourableomenthatInolongerdoubtedofmysuccess。Aftershehadwishedtheothersgoodnight,shetookmyarm,pressingitasshedidso;wewentdownthestairs,andshegotintothecarriage。Igotinafterher,andonattemptingtositdownIfoundtheplacetaken。
  "Whoisthat?"Icried。
  Redegondeburstoutlaughing,andinformedmeitwashermother。
  Iwasdone;Icouldnotsummonupcouragetopassitoffasajest。Suchashockmakesamanstupid;foramomentitnumbsallthementalfaculties,andwoundedself—esteemonlygivesplacetoanger。
  Isatdownonthefrontseatandcoldlyaskedthemotherwhyshehadnotcomeuptosupperwithus。Whenthecarriagestoppedattheirdoor,sheaskedmetocomein,butItoldherIwouldrathernot。IfeltthatforalittlemoreIwouldhaveboxedherears,andthemanatthehousedoorlookedverylikeacut—throat。
  Ifeltenragedandexcitedphysicallyaswellasmentally,andthoughIhadneverbeentoseetheCorticelli,toldthecoachmantodrivethereimmediately,asIfeltsureoffindingherwelldisposed。Everybodywasgonetobed。IknockedatthedoortillIgotananswer,Igavemyname,andIwasletin,everythingbeingintotaldarkness。Themothertoldmeshewouldlightacandle,andthatifshehadexpectedmeshewouldhavewaitedupinspiteofthecold。IfeltasifIwereinthemiddleofaniceberg。Iheardthegirllaughing,andgoinguptothebedandpassingmyhandoveritIcameacrosssomeplaintokensofthemasculinegender。Ihadgotholdofherbrother。Inthemeanwhilethemotherhadgotacandle,andIsawthegirlwiththebedclothesuptoherchin,for,likeherbrother,shewasasnakedasmyhand。AlthoughnoPuritan,Iwasshocked。
  "Whydoyouallowthishorribleunion?"Isaidtothemother。
  "Whatharmisthere?Theyarebrotherandsister。"
  "That’sjustwhatmakesitacriminalmatter。"
  "Everythingisperfectlyinnocent。"
  "Possibly;butit’snotagoodplan。’
  Thepathicescapedfromthebedandcreptintohismother’s,whilethelittlewantontoldmetherewasreallynoharm,astheyonlylovedeachotherasbrotherandsister,andthatifIwantedhertosleepbyherselfallIhadtodowastogetheranewbed。
  Thisspeech,deliveredwitharchsimplicity,inherBolognesejargon,mademelaughwithallmyheart,forintheviolenceofhergesticulationsshehaddisclosedhalfhercharms,andIsawnothingworthlookingat。Inspiteofthat,itwasdoubtlessdecreedthatIshouldfallinlovewithherskin,forthatwasallshehad。
  IfIhadbeenaloneIshouldhavebroughtmatterstoacrisisonthespot,butIhadadistastetothepresenceofhermotherandherscoundrellybrother。Iwasafraidlestsomeunpleasantscenesmightfollow。Igavehertenducatstobuyabed,saidgoodnight,andleftthehouse。Ireturnedtomylodging,cursingthetooscrupulousmothersoftheoperagirls。
  IpassedthewholeofthenextmorningwithSirMann,inhisgallery,whichcontainedsomeexquisitepaintings,sculptures,mosaics,andengravedgems。Onleavinghim,IcalledonThereseandinformedherofmymisadventureofthenightbefore。Shelaughedheartilyatmystory,andIlaughedtoo,inspiteofafeelingofangerduetomywoundedself—esteem。
  "Youmustconsoleyourself,"saidshe;"youwillnotfindmuchdifficultyinfillingtheplaceinyouraffections。"
  "Ah!whyareyoumarried?"
  "Well,it’sdone;andthere’snohelpingit。Butlistentome。
  Asyoucan’tdowithoutsomeone,takeupwiththeCorticelli;
  she’sasgoodasanyotherwoman,andwon’tkeepyouwaitinglong。"
  Onmyreturntomylodging,IfoundtheAbbeGama,whomIhadinvitedtodinner,andheaskedmeifIwouldacceptaposttorepresentPortugalattheapproachingEuropeanCongressatAugsburg。HetoldmethatifIdidtheworkwell,IcouldgetanythingIlikedatLisbon。
  "Iamreadytodomybest,"saidI;"youhaveonlytowritetome,andIwilltellyouwheretodirectyourletters。"Thisproposalmademelongtobecomeadiplomatist。
  IntheeveningIwenttotheopera—houseandspoketotheballet—
  master,thedancerwhowastotakepartinthe’pasdedeux’,andtotheJew,whotoldmethatmyprot9geeshouldbesatisfiedintwoorthreedays,andthatsheshouldperformherfavourite’pas’
  fortherestofthecarnival。IsawtheCorticelli,whotoldmeshehadgotherbed,andaskedmetocometosupper。Iacceptedtheinvitation,andwhentheoperawasoverIwenttoherhouse。
  Hermother,feelingsurethatIwouldpaythebill,hadorderedanexcellentsupperforfour,andseveralflasksofthebestFlorencewine。Besidesthat,shegavemeabottleofthewinecalledOleatico,whichIfoundexcellent。ThethreeCorticellisunaccustomedtogoodfareandwine,atelikeatroop,andbegantogetintoxicated。Themotherandsonwenttobedwithoutceremony,andthelittlewantoninvitedmetofollowtheirexample。I
  shouldhavelikedtodoso,butIdidnotdare。Itwasverycoldandtherewasnofireintheroom,therewasonlyoneblanketonthebed,andImighthavecaughtabadcold,andIwastoofondofmygoodhealthtoexposemyselftosuchadanger。Ithereforesatisfiedmyselfbytakingheronmyknee,andafterafewpreliminariessheabandonedherselftomytransports,endeavouringtopersuademethatIhadgothermaidenhead。Ipretendedtobelieveher,thoughIcaredverylittlewhetheritweresoornot。
  IleftherafterIhadrepeatedthedosethreeorfourtimes,andgaveherfiftysequins,tellinghertogetagoodwaddedcoverletandalargebrazier,asIwantedtosleepwithherthenextnight。
  NextmorningIreceivedanextremelyinterestingletterfromGrenoble。M。deValenglardinformedmethatthefairMdlle。
  Roman,feelingconvincedthatherhoroscopewouldnevercometrueunlessshewenttoParis,hadgonetothecapitalwithheraunt。
  Herdestinywasastrangeone;itdependedonthelikingIhadtakentoherandmyaversiontomarriage,foritlayinmypowertohavemarriedthehandsomestwomaninFrance,andinthatcaseitisnotlikelythatshewouldhavebecomethemistressofLouisXV。WhatstrangewhimcouldhavemademeindicateinherhoroscopethenecessityofherjourneyingtoParis;forevenifthereweresuchascienceasastrologyIwasnoastrologer;infine,herdestinydependedonmyabsurdfancy。Andinhistory,whatanumberofextraordinaryeventswouldneverhavehappenediftheyhadnotbeenpredicted!
  IntheeveningIwenttothetheatre,andfoundmyCorticellicladinaprettycloak,whiletheothergirlslookedatmecontemptuously,fortheywereenragedattheplacebeingtaken;
  whiletheproudfavouritecaressedmewithanairoftriumphwhichbecamehertoadmiration。
  IntheeveningIfoundagoodsupperawaitingme,alargebrazieronthehearth,andawarmcoverletonthebed。Themothershewedmeallthethingsherdaughterhadbought,andcomplainedthatshehadnotgotanyclothesforherbrother。Imadeherhappybygivingherafewlouis。
  WhenIwenttobedIdidnotfindmymistressinanyamoroustransports,butinawantonandmerrymood。Shemademelaugh,andassheletmedoasIlikedIwassatisfied。IgaveherawatchwhenIlefther,andpromisedtosupwithheronthefollowingnight。Shewastohavedancedthepasdedeux,andI
  wenttoseeherdoit,buttomyastonishmentsheonlydancedwiththeothergirls。
  WhenIwenttosupperIfoundherindespair。SheweptandsaidthatImustavengeherontheJew,whohadexcusedhimselfbyputtingthefaultonsomebodyelse,butthathewasaliar。I
  promisedeverythingtoquiether,andafterspendingseveralhoursinhercompanyIreturnedhome,determinedtogivetheJewabadquarterofanhour。NextmorningIsentCostatoaskhimtocallonme,buttherascalsentbackwordthathewasnotcoming,andiftheCorticellididnotlikehistheatreshemighttryanother。
  Iwasindignant,butIknewthatImustdissemble,soIonlylaughed。Nevertheless,Ihadpronouncedhisdoom,foranItalianneverforgetstoavengehimselfonhisenemy;heknowsitisthepleasureofthegods。
  AssoonasCostahadlefttheroom,IcalledLeDucandtoldhimthestory,sayingthatifIdidnottakevengeanceIshouldbedishonoured,andthatitwasonlyhewhocouldprocurethescoundrelagoodthrashingfordaringtoinsultme。
  "Butyouknow,LeDuc,theaffairmustbekeptsecret。"
  "Ionlywanttwenty—fourhourstogiveyouananswer。"
  Iknewwhathemeant,andIwassatisfied。
  NextmorningLeDuctoldmehehadspentthepreviousdayinlearningtheJew’sabodeandhabits,withoutaskinganybodyanyquestions。
  "To—dayIwillnotlethimgooutofmysight。Ishallfindoutatwhathourhereturnshome,andto—morrowyoushallknowtheresults。"
  "Bediscreet,"saidI,"anddon’tletanybodyintoyourplans。"
  "NotI!"
  Nextday,hetoldmethatiftheJewcamehomeatthesametimeandbythesamewayasbefore,hewouldhaveathrashingbeforehegottobed。
  "Whomhaveyouchosenforthisexpedition?"
  "Myself。Theseaffairsoughttobekeptsecret,andasecretoughtn’ttobeknowntomorethantwopeople。Iamsurethateverythingwillturnoutwell,butwhenyouaresatisfiedthattheass’shidehasbeenwelltanned,willtherebeanythingtobepickedup?"
  "Twenty—fivesequins。"
  "Thatwilldonicely。WhenIhavedonethetrickIshallputonmygreatcoatagainandreturnbythebackdoor。IfnecessaryCostahimselfwillbeabletoswearthatIdidnotleavethehouse,andthatthereforeIcannothavecommittedtheassault。
  However,Ishallputmypistolsinmypocketincaseofaccidents,andifanybodytriestoarrestmeIshallknowhowtodefendmyself。"
  NextmorninghecamecoollyintomyroomwhileCostawasputtingonmydressing—gown,andwhenwewerealonehesaid,——
  "Thething’sdone。InsteadoftheJew’srunningawaywhenhereceivedthefirstblowhethrewhimselfontotheground。ThenI
  tannedhisskinforhimnicely,butonhearingsomepeoplecomingupIranoff。Idon’tknowwhetherIdidforhim,butIgavehimtwosturdyblowsonthehead。Ishouldbesorryifhewerekilled,asthenhecouldnotseeaboutthedance。"
  Thisjestdidnotarousemymirth;thematterpromisedtobetooserious。
  TheresehadaskedmetodinewiththeAbbeGamaandM。Sassi,aworthyman,ifonemayprostitutethenameofmantodescribeabeingwhomcrueltyhasseparatedfromtherestofhumanity;hewasthefirstcastratooftheopera。OfcoursetheJew’smishapwasdiscussed。
  "Iamsorryforhim,"saidI,"thoughheisarascallyfellow。"
  "Iamnotatallsorryforhimmyself,"saidSassi,"he’saknave。
  Idaresaythateverybodywillbeputtingdownhiswoodenbaptismtomyaccount。"
  "No,"saidtheabbe,"peoplesaythatM。Casanovadidthedeedforgoodreasonsofhisown。"
  "Itwillbedifficulttopitchontherightman,"Ianswered,"therascalhaspushedsomanyworthypeopletoextremitiesthathemusthaveagreatmanythrashingsowinghim。"
  Theconversationthenpassedtoothertopics,andwehadaverypleasantdinner。
  InafewdaystheJewlefthisbedwithalargeplasteronhisnose,andalthoughIwasgenerallyregardedastheauthorofhismisfortunethematterwasgraduallyallowedtodrop,astherewereonlyvaguesuspicionstogoupon。ButtheCorticelli,inanecstasyofjoy,wasstupidenoughtotalkasifsheweresureitwasIwhohadavengedher,andshegotintoaragewhenIwouldnotadmitthedeed;but,asmaybeguessed,Iwasnotfoolishenoughtodoso,asherimprudencemighthavebeenahangingmatterforme。
  IwaswellenoughamusedatFlorence,andhadnothoughtsofleaving,whenonedayVanninigavemealetterwhichsomeonehadleftforme。Iopeneditinhispresence,andfounditcontainedabillofexchangefortwohundredFlorentinecrownsonSassoSassi。Vanninilookedatitandtoldmeitwasagoodone。I
  wentintomyroomtoreadtheletter,andIwasastonishedtofinditsigned"CharlesIvanoff。"HedateditfromPistoia,andtoldmethatinhispovertyandmisfortunehehadappealedtoanEnglishmanwhowasleavingFlorenceforLucca,andhadgenerouslygivenhimabillofexchangefortwohundredcrowns,whichhehadwritteninhispresence。Itwasmadepayabletobearer。
  "Idaren’tcashitinFlorence,"saidhe,"asIamafraidofbeingarrestedformyunfortunateaffairatGenoa。Ientreatyou,then,tohavepityonme,togetthebillcashed,andtobringmethemoneyhere,thatImaypaymylandlordandgo。"
  Itlookedlikeaverysimplematter,butImightgetintotrouble,forthenotemightbeforged;andevenifitwerenotIshouldbedeclaringmyselfafriendoracorrespondent,atallevents,ofamanwhohadbeenposted。InthisdilemmaItookthepartoftakingthebillofexchangetohiminperson。Iwenttothepostingestablishment,hiredtwohorses,anddrovetoPistoia。
  Thelandlordhimselftookmetotherascal’sroom,andleftmealonewithhim。
  Ididnotstaymorethanthreeminutes,andallIsaidwasthatasSassiknewmeIdidnotwishhimtothinkthattherewasanykindofconnectionbetweenus。
  "Iadviseyou,"Isaid,"togivethebilltoyourlandlord,whowillcashitatM。Sassi’sandbringyouyourchange"
  "Iwillfollowyouradvice,"hesaid,andItherewithreturnedtoFlorence。
  Ithoughtnomoreofit,butintwodays’timeIreceivedavisitfromM。SassiandthelandlordoftheinnatPistoia。Thebankershewedmethebillofexchange,andsaidthatthepersonwhohadgivenitmehaddeceivedme,asitwasnotinthewritingoftheEnglishmanwhosenameitbore,andthatevenifitwere,theEnglishmannothavinganymoneywithSassicouldnotdrawabillofexchange。
  "Theinn—keeperhere,"saidhe,"discountedthebill,theRussianhasgoneoff,andwhenItoldhimthatitwasaforgeryhesaidthatheknewCharlesIvanoffhaditofyou,andthatthushehadmadenodifficultyincashingit;butnowhewantsyoutoreturnhimtwohundredcrowns。"
  "Thenhewillbedisappointed!"
  ItoldallthecircumstancesoftheaffairtoSassi;Ishewedhimtherascal’sletter;ImadeDr。Vannini,whohadgivenitme,comeup,andhesaidhewasreadytoswearthathehadseenmetakethebillofexchangeoutoftheletter,thathehadexaminedit,andhadthoughtitgood。
  Onthisthebankertoldtheinn—keeperthathehadnobusinesstoaskmetopayhimthemoney;buthepersistedinhisdemand,anddaredtosaythatIwasanaccompliceoftheRussian’s。
  InmyindignationIranformycane,butthebankerheldmebythearm,andtheimpertinentfellowmadehisescapewithoutathrashing。
  "Youhadarighttobeangry,"saidM。Sassi,"butyoumustnottakeanynoticeofwhatthepoorfellowsaysinhisblindrage。"
  Heshookmebythehandandwentout。
  Nextdaythechiefofpolice,calledtheauditoratFlorence,sentmeanotebeggingmetocallonhim。Therewasnoroomforhesitation,forasastrangerIfeltthatImightlookonthisinvitationasanintimation。Hereceivedmeverypolitely,buthesaidIshouldhavetorepaythelandlordhistwohundredcrowns,ashewouldnothavediscountedthebillifhehadnotseenmebringit。IrepliedthatasajudgehecouldnotcondemnmeunlesshethoughtmetheRussian’saccomplice,butinsteadofansweringherepeatedthatIwouldhavetopay。
  "Sir,"Ireplied,"Iwillnotpay。"
  Herangthebellandbowed,andIlefthim,walkingtowardsthebanker’s,towhomIimpartedtheconversationIhadhadfromtheauditor。Hewasextremelyastonished,andatmyrequestcalledonhimtotryandmakehimlistentoreason。AswepartedItoldhimthatIwasdiningwiththeAbbeGama。
  WhenIsawtheabbeItoldhimwhathadhappened,andheutteredaloudexclamationofastonishment。
  "Iforesee,"hesaid,"thattheauditorwillnotletgohishold,andifM。SassidoesnotsucceedwithhimIadviseyoutospeaktoMarshalBotta。"
  "Idon’tthinkthatwillbenecessary;theauditorcan’tforcemetopay。"
  "Hecandoworse。"
  "Whatcanhedo?"。
  "HecanmakeyouleaveFlorence。"
  "Well,Ishallbeastonishedifheuseshispowerinthiscase,butratherthanpayIwillleavethetown。Letusgotothemarshal。"
  Wecalledonhimatfouro’clock,andwefoundthebankerthere,whohadtoldhimthewholestory。
  "Iamsorrytotellyou,"saidM。Sassi,"thatIcoulddonothingwiththeauditor,andifyouwanttoremaininFlorenceyouwillhavetopay。"
  "IwillleaveassoonasIreceivetheorder,"saidI;"andassoonasIreachanotherstateIwillprintthehistoryofthisshamefulperversionofjustice。"
  "It’sanincredible,amonstroussentence"saidthemarshal,"andIamsorryIcannotinterfere。Youarequiteright,"headded,"toleavetheplaceratherthanpay。"
  Earlythenextmorningapoliceofficialbroughtmealetterfromtheauditor,informingmethatashecouldnot,fromthenatureofthecase,obligemetopay,hewasforcedtowarnmetoleaveFlorenceinthreedays,andTuscanyinseven。This,headded,hedidinvirtueofhisoffice;butwhenevertheGrandDuke,towhomImightappeal,hadquashedhisjudgmentImightreturn。
  Itookapieceofpaperandwroteuponit,"Yourjudgmentisaniniquitousone,butitshallbeobeyedtotheletter。"
  AtthatmomentIgaveorderstopackupandhaveallinreadinessformydeparture。IspentthreedaysofrespiteinamusingmyselfwithTherese。IalsosawtheworthySirMann,andIpromisedtheCorticellitofetchherinLent,andspendsometimewithherinBologna。TheAbbeGamadidnotleavemysideforthreedays,andshewedhimselfmytruefriend。Itwasakindoftriumphforme;
  oneverysideIheardregretsatmydeparture,andcursesoftheauditor。TheMarquisBottaseemedtoapprovemyconductbygivingmeadinner,thetablebeinglaidforthirty,andthecompanybeingcomposedofthemostdistinguishedpeopleinFlorence。Thiswasadelicateattentiononhispart,ofwhichIwasverysensible。
  IconsecratedthelastdaytoTherese,butIcouldnotfindanyopportunitytoaskherforalastconsolingembrace,whichshewouldnothaverefusedmeunderthecircumstances,andwhichI
  shouldstillfondlyremember。Wepromisedtowriteoftentooneanother,andweembracedeachotherinawaytomakeherhusband’sheartache。NextdayIstartedonmyjourney,andgottoRomeinthirty—sixhours。
  ItwasmidnightwhenIpassedunderthePortadelPopolo,foronemayentertheEternalCityatanytime。Iwasthentakentothecustom—house,whichisalwaysopen,andmymailswereexamined。
  TheonlythingtheyarestrictaboutatRomeisbooks,asiftheyfearedthelight。Ihadaboutthirtyvolumes,allmoreorlessagainstthePapacy,religion,orthevirtuesinculcatedthereby。
  Ihadresolvedtosurrenderthemwithoutanydispute,asIfelttiredandwantedtogotobed,buttheclerktoldmepolitelytocountthemandleavetheminhischargeforthenight,andhewouldbringthemtomyhotelinthemorning。Ididso,andhekepthisword。HewaswellenoughpleasedwhenhetouchedthetwosequinswithwhichIrewardedhim。
  IputupattheVilledeParis,inthePiazzadiSpagna。Itisthebestinninthetown。Alltheworld,Ifound,wasdrownedinsleep,butwhentheyletmeintheyaskedmetowaitonthegroundfloorwhileafirewaslightedinmyroom。Alltheseatswerecoveredwithdresses,petticoats,andchemises,andIheardasmallfemininevoicebeggingmetositonherbed。Iapproachedandsawalaughingmouth,andtwoblackeyesshininglikecarbuncles。
  "Whatsplendideyes!"saidI,"letmekissthem。"
  Bywayofreplyshehidherheadunderthecoverlet,andIslidahastyhandunderthesheets;butfindingherquitenaked,Idrewitbackandbeggedpardon。Sheputoutherheadagain,andI
  thoughtIreadgratitudeformymoderationinhereyes。
  "Whoareyou,myangel?"
  "IamTherese,theinn—keeper’sdaughter,andthisismysister。"
  Therewasanothergirlbesideher,whomIhadnotseen,asherheadwasunderthebolster。
  "Howoldareyou?"
  "Nearlyseventeen。"
  "IhopeIshallseeyouinmyroomto—morrowmorning。"
  "Haveyouanyladieswithyou?"
  "No。"
  "That’sapity,aswenevergotothegentlemen’srooms。"
  "Lowerthecoverletalittle;Ican’thearwhatyousay。"
  "It’stoocold。"
  "DearTherese,youreyesmakemefeelasifIwereinflames。"
  Sheputbackherheadatthis,andIgrewdaring,andaftersundryexperimentsIwasmorethanevercharmedwithher。Icaressedherinasomewhatlivelymanner,anddrewbackmyhand,againapologizingformydaring,andwhensheletmeseeherfaceI
  thoughtIsawdelightratherthanangerinhereyesandonhercheeks,andIfelthopefulwithregardtoher。Iwasjustgoingtobeginagain,forIfeltonfire;whenahandsomechambermaidcametotellmethatmyroomwasreadyandmyfirelighted。
  "Farewelltillto—morrow,"saidItoTherese,butsheonlyansweredbyturningonhersidetogotosleep。
  Iwenttobedafterorderingdinnerforoneo’clock,andIslepttillnoon,dreamingofTherese。WhenIwokeup,Costatoldmethathehadfoundoutwheremybrotherlived,andhadleftanoteatthehouse。ThiswasmybrotherJean,thenaboutthirty,andapupilofthefamousRaphaelMengs。ThispainterwasthendeprivedofhispensiononaccountofawarwhichobligedtheKingofPolandtoliveatWarsaw,asthePrussiansoccupiedthewholeelectorateofSaxe。Ihadnotseenmybrotherfortenyears,andIkeptourmeetingasaholiday。Iwassittingdowntotablewhenhecame,andweembracedeachotherwithtransport。Wespentanhourintelling,hehissmalladventures,andImygrandones,andhetoldmethatIshouldnotstayatthehotel,whichwastoodear,butcomeandliveattheChevalierMengs’shouse,whichcontainedanemptyroom,whereIcouldstayatamuchcheaperrate。
  "Astoyourtable,thereisarestaurantinthehousewhereonecangetacapitalmeal。"
  "Youradviceisexcellent,"saidI,"butIhavenotthecouragetofollowit,asIaminlovewithmylandlord’sdaughter;"andI
  toldhimwhathadhappenedthenightbefore。
  "That’samerenothing,"saidhe,laughing;"youcancultivateheracquaintancewithoutstayinginthehouse。"
  Iletmyselfbepersuaded,andIpromisedtocometohimthefollowingday;andthenweproceededtotakeawalkaboutRome。
  Ihadmanyinterestingmemoriesofmylastvisit,andIwantedtorenewmyacquaintancewiththosewhohadinterestedmeatthathappyagewhensuchimpressionsaresodurablebecausetheytouchtheheartratherthanthemind;butIhadtomakeupmymindtoagoodmanydisappointments,consideringthespaceoftimethathadelapsedsinceIhadbeeninRome。
  IwenttotheMinervatofindDonnaCecilia;shewasnomoreinthisworld。IfoundoutwhereherdaughterAngelicalived,andI
  wenttoseeher,butshegavemeapoorreception,andsaidthatshereallyscarcelyrememberedme。
  "Icansaythesame,"Ireplied,"foryouarenottheAngelicaI
  usedtoknow。Good—bye,madam!"
  Thelapseoftimehadnotimprovedherpersonalappearance。I
  foundoutalsowheretheprinter’sson,whohadmarriedBarbaruccia,lived,but——Iputoffthepleasureofseeinghimtillanothertime,andalsomyvisittotheReverendFatherGeorgi,whowasamanofgreatreputeinRome。GasparVivaldihadgoneintothecountry。
  MybrothertookmetoMadameCherubini。Ifoundhermansiontobeasplendidone,andtheladywelcomedmeintheRomanmanner。I
  thoughtherpleasantandherdaughtersstillmoreso,butI
  thoughtthecrowdofloverstoolargeandtoomiscellaneous。
  Therewastoomuchluxuryandceremony,andthegirls,oneofwhomwasasfairasLovehimself,weretoopolitetoeverybody。Aninterestingquestionwasputtome,towhichIansweredinsuchamannerastoelicitanotherquestion,buttonopurpose。Isawthattherankofmybrother,whohadintroducedme,preventedmybeingthoughtapersonofanyconsequence,andonhearinganabbesay,"He’sCasanova’sbrother,"Iturnedtohimandsaid,——
  "That’snotcorrect;youshouldsayCasanova’smybrother。"
  "Thatcomestothesamething。"
  "Notatall,mydearabbe。"
  Isaidthesewordsinatonewhichcommandedattention,andanotherabbesaid,——
  "Thegentlemanisquiteright;itdoesnotcometothesamething。"
  Thefirstabbemadenoreplytothis。Theonewhohadtakenmypart,andwasmyfriendfromthatmoment,wasthefamousWinckelmann,whowasunhappilyassassinatedatTriestetwelveyearsafterwards。
  WhileIwastalkingtohim,CardinalAlexanderAlbaniarrived。
  Winckelmannpresentedmetohiseminence,whowasnearlyblind。
  Hetalkedtomeagreatdeal,withoutsayinganythingworthlisteningto。AssoonasheheardthatIwastheCasanovawhohadescapedfromTheLeads,hesaidinasomewhatrudetonethathewonderedIhadthehardihoodtocometoRome,whereontheslightesthintfromtheStateInquisitorsatVenicean’ordinesanctissimo’wouldre—consignmetomyprison。Iwasannoyedbythisunseemlyremark,andrepliedinadignifiedvoice,——
  "ItisnotmyhardihoodincomingtoRomethatyoureminenceshouldwonderat,butamanofanysensewouldwonderattheInquisitorsiftheyhadthehardihoodtoissuean’ordinesanctissimo’againstme;fortheywouldbeperplexedtoallegeanycrimeinmeasapretextforthusinfamouslydeprivingmeofmyliberty。"
  Thisreplysilencedhiseminence。Hewasashamedathavingtakenmeforafool,andtoseethatIthoughthimone。ShortlyafterI
  leftandneversetfootinthathouseagain。
  TheAbbeWinckelmannwentoutwithmybrotherandmyself,andashecamewithmetomyhotelhedidmethehonourofstayingtosupper。WinckelmannwasthesecondvolumeofthecelebratedAbbedeVoisenon。Hecalledformenextday,andwewenttoVillaAlbanitoseetheChevalierMengs,whowasthenlivingthereandpaintingaceiling。
  MylandlordRoland(whoknewmybrother)paidmeavisitatsupper。RolandcamefromAvignonandwasfondofgoodliving。I
  toldhimIwassorrytobeleavinghimtostaywithmybrother,becauseIhadfalleninlovewithhisdaughterTherese,althoughI
  hadonlyspokentoherforafewminutes,andhadonlyseenherhead。
  "Yousawherinbed,Iwillbet"
  "Exactly,andIshouldverymuchliketoseetherestofher。
  Wouldyoubesokindastoaskhertostepupforafewminutes?"
  "Withallmyheart。"
  Shecameupstairs,seemingonlytoogladtoobeyherfather’ssummons。Shehadalithe,gracefulfigure,hereyeswereofsurpassingbrilliancy,herfeaturesexquisite,hermouthcharming;
  buttakenaltogetherIdidnotlikehersowellasbefore。Inreturn,mypoorbrotherbecameenamouredofhertosuchanextentthatheendedbybecomingherslave。Hemarriedhernextyear,andtwoyearsafterwardshetookhertoDresden。Isawherfiveyearslaterwithaprettybaby;butaftertenyearsofmarriedlifeshediedofconsumption。
  IfoundMengsattheVillaAlbani;hewasanindefatigableworker,andextremelyoriginalinhisconceptions。Hewelcomedme,andsaidhewasgladtobeabletolodgemeathishouseinRome,andthathehopedtoreturnhomehimselfinafewdays,withhiswholefamily。
  IwasastonishedwiththeVillaAlbani。IthadbeenbuiltbyCardinalAlexander,andhadbeenwhollyconstructedfromantiquematerialstosatisfythecardinal’sloveforclassicart;notonlythestatuesandthevases,butthecolumns,thepedestals——infact,everythingwasGreek。HewasaGreekhimself,andhadaperfectknowledgeofantiquework,andhadcontrivedtospendcomparativelylittlemoneycomparedwiththemasterpiecehehadproduced。Ifasovereignmonarchhadhadavillalikethecardinal’sbuilt,itwouldhavecosthimfiftymillionfrancs,butthecardinalmadeamuchcheaperbargain。
  Ashecouldnotgetanyancientceilings,hewasobligedtohavethempainted,andMengswasundoubtedlythegreatestandthemostlaboriouspainterofhisage。Itisagreatpitythatdeathcarriedhimoffinthemidstofhiscareer,asotherwisehewouldhaveenrichedthestoresofartwithnumerousmasterpieces。Mybrotherneverdidanythingtojustifyhistitleofpupilofthisgreatartist。WhenIcometomyvisittoSpainin1767,IshallhavesomemoretosayaboutMengs。
  AssoonasIwassettledwithmybrotherIhiredacarriage,acoachman,andafootman,whomIputintofancylivery,andI
  calledonMonsignorCornaro,auditorofthe’rota’,withtheintentionofmakingmywayintogoodsociety,butfearinglestheasaVenetianmightgetcompromised,heintroducedmetoCardinalPassionei,whospokeofmetothesovereignpontiff。
  BeforeIpassontoanythingelse,Iwillinformmyreadersofwhattookplaceontheoccasionofmysecondvisittothisoldcardinal,agreatenemyoftheJesuits,awit,andmanofletters。
  EndMEMOIRSOFJACQUESCASANOVAdeSEINGALT1725—1798
  ADVENTURESINTHESOUTH,Volume4c——RETURNTONAPLES
  THERAREUNABRIDGEDLONDONEDITIONOF1894TRANSLATEDBYARTHUR
  MACHENTOWHICHHASBEENADDEDTHECHAPTERSDISCOVERED
  BYARTHURSYMONS。
  RETURNTONAPLES
  ROME——NAPLES——BOLOGNA
  CHAPTERVIII
  CardinalPassianei——ThePope——Masiuccia——IArriveAtNaplesCardinalPassioneireceivedmeinalargehallwherehewaswriting。Hebeggedmetowaittillhehadfinished,buthecouldnotaskmetotakeaseatasheoccupiedtheonlychairthathisvastroomcontained。
  Whenhehadputdownhispen,herose,cametome,andafterinformingmethathewouldtelltheHolyFatherofmyvisit,headded,——
  "MybrotherCornaromighthavemadeabetterchoice,asheknowsthePopedoesnotlikeme。"
  "Hethoughtitbettertochoosethemanwhoisesteemedthanthemanwhoismerelyliked。"
  "Idon’tknowwhetherthePopeesteemsme,butIamsureheknowsIdon’testeemhim。Ibothlikedandesteemedhimbeforehewaspope,andIconcurredinhiselection,butsincehehaswornthetiarait’sadifferentmatter;hehasshewnhimselftoomuchofa’coglione’。"
  "Theconclaveoughttohavechosenyoureminence。"
  "No,no;I’maroot—and—branchreformer,andmyhandwouldnothavebeenstayedforfearofthevengeanceoftheguilty,andGodaloneknowswhatwouldhavecomeofthat。TheonlycardinalfittobepopewasTamburini;butitcan’tbehelpednow。Ihearpeoplecoming;good—bye,comeagainto—morrow。"
  WhatadelightfulthingtohaveheardacardinalcallthePopeafool,andnameTamburiniasafitperson。Ididnotloseamomentinnotingthispleasantcircumstancedown:itwastoopreciousamorseltoletslip。ButwhowasTamburini?Ihadneverheardofhim。IaskedWinckelmann,whodinedwithme。
  "He’samandeservingofrespectforhisvirtues,hischaracter,hisfirmness,andhisfarseeingintelligence。HehasneverdisguisedhisopinionoftheJesuits,whomhestylesthefathersofdeceits,intrigues,andlies;andthat’swhatmadePassioneimentionhim。Ithink,withhim,thatTamburiniwouldbeagreatandgoodpope。"
  IwillherenotedownwhatIheardatRomenineyearslaterfromthemouthofatooloftheJesuits。TheCardinalTamburiniwasatthelastgasp,andtheconversationturneduponhim,whensomebodyelsesaid,——
  "ThisBenedictinecardinalisanimpiousfellowafterall;heisonhisdeath—bed,andhehasaskedfortheviaticum,withoutwishingtopurifyhissoulbyconfession。"
  Ididnotmakeanyremark,butfeelingasifIshouldliketoknowthetruthofthematterIaskedsomebodyaboutitnextday,myinformantbeingapersonwhomusthaveknownthetruth,andcouldnothavehadanymotivefordisguisingtherealfactsofthecase。
  Hetoldmethatthecardinalhadsaidmassthreedaysbefore,andthatifhehadnotaskedforaconfessoritwasdoubtlessbecausehehadnothingtoconfess。
  Unfortunatearetheythatlovethetruth,anddonotseekitoutatitssource。Ihopethereaderwillpardonthisdigression,whichisnotwithoutinterest。
  NextdayIwenttoseeCardinalPassionei,whotoldmeIwasquiterighttocomeearly,ashewantedtolearnallaboutmyescapefromTheLeads,ofwhichhehadheardsomewonderfultalestold。
  "Ishallbedelightedtosatisfyyoureminence,butthestoryisalongone。"
  "Allthebetter;theysayyoutellitwell。"
  "But,mylord,amItositdownonthefloor?"
  "No,no;yourdressistoogoodforthat。"
  Heranghisbell,andhavingtoldoneofhisgentlementosendupaseat,aservantbroughtinastool。Aseatwithoutabackandwithoutarms!Itmademequiteangry。Icutmystoryshort,tolditbadly,andhadfinishedinaquarterofanhour。
  "Iwritebetterthanyouspeak,"saidhe。
  "Mylord,IneverspeakwellexceptwhenIamatmyease。"
  "Butyouarenotafraidofme?"
  "No,mylord,atruemanandaphilosophercannevermakemeafraid;butthisstoolofyours……"
  "Youliketobeatyourease,aboveallthings。"
  "Takethis,itisthefuneralorationofPrinceEugene;Imakeyouapresentofit。IhopeyouwillapproveofmyLatinity。YoucankissthePope’sfeettomorrowatteno’clock。"
  WhenIgothome,asIreflectedonthecharacterofthisstrangecardinal——awit,haughty,vain,andboastful,Iresolvedtomakehimafinepresent。Itwasthe’Pandectarumliberunicus’whichM。deF。hadgivenmeatBerne,andwhichIdidnotknowwhattodowith。Itwasafoliowellprintedonfinepaper,choicelybound,andinperfectpreservation。Aschieflibrarianthepresentshouldbeavaluableonetohim,allthemoreashehadalargeprivatelibrary,ofwhichmyfriendtheAbbeWinckelmannwaslibrarian。IthereforewroteashortLatinletter,whichI
  enclosedinanothertoWinckelmann,whomIbeggedtopresentmyofferingtohiseminence。
  Ithoughtitwasasvaluableashisfuneralorationatanyrate,andIhopedthathewouldgivemeamorecomfortablechairforthefuture。
  Nextmorning,atthetimeappointed,IwenttoMonteCavallo,whichoughttobecalledMonteCavalli,asitgetsitsnamefromtwofinestatuesofhorsesstandingonapedestalinthemidstofthesquare,wheretheHolyFather’spalaceissituated。
  IhadnorealneedofbeingpresentedtothePopebyanyone,asanyChristianisatlibertytogoinwhenheseesthedooropen。
  BesidesIhadknownHisHolinesswhenhewasBishopofPadua;butIhadpreferredtoclaimthehonorofbeingintroducedbyacardinal。
  AftersalutingtheHeadoftheFaithful,andkissingtheholycrossembroideredonhisholyslipper,thePopeputhisrighthandonmyleftshoulder,andsaidherememberedthatIalwaysforsooktheassemblyatPadua,whenheintonedtheRosary。
  "HolyFather,Ihavemuchworsesinsthanthatonmyconscience,soIcomeprostrateatyourfoottoreceiveyourabsolution。"
  Hethengavemehisbenediction,andaskedmeverygraciouslywhathecoulddoforme。
  "IbegYourHolinesstopleadforme,thatImaybeabletoreturntoVenice。"
  "Wewillspeakofittotheambassador,andthenwewillspeakagaintoyouonthematter。"
  "DoyouoftengoandseeCardinalPassionei?"
  "Ihavebeenthreetimes。HegavemehisfuneralorationonPrinceEugene,andinreturnIsenthimthe’Pandects’。"
  "Hasheacceptedthem?"
  "Ithinkso,HolyFather。"
  "Ifhehas,hewillsendWinckelmanntopayyouforthem。"
  "Thatwouldbetreatingmelikeabookseller;Iwillnotreceiveanypayment。"
  "Thenhewillreturnthevolumeofthe’Pandects’;wearesureofit,healwaysdoesso。"
  "Ifhiseminencereturnsmethe’Pandects’,Iwillreturnhimhisfuneraloration。"
  AtthisthePopelaughedtillhissidesshook。