首页 >出版文学> An Unsocial Socialist>第3章
  "Morethantwomiles,"saidAgatha。"Weshouldbedrowned。"
  "Thereisnothingforitbuttowaithereunderthetrees,"saidMissWilson。
  "Thebranchesareverybare,"saidGertrudeanxiously。"Ifitshouldcomedownheavilytheywilldripworsethantherainitself。"
  "Muchworse,"saidAgatha。"Ithinkwehadbettergetundertheverandaoftheoldchalet。Itisnothalfaminute'swalkfromhere。"
  "Butwehavenoright——"Heretheskydarkenedthreateningly。
  MissWilsoncheckedherselfandsaid,"Isupposeitisstillempty。"
  "Ofcourse,"repliedAgatha,impatienttobemoving。"Itisalmostaruin。"
  "Thenletusgothere,byallmeans,"saidMissWilson,notdisposedtostandontriflesattheriskofabadcold。
  Theyhurriedon,andcamepresentlytoagreenhillbythewayside。OntheslopewasadilapidatedSwisscottage,surroundedbyaverandaonslenderwoodenpillars,aboutwhichclungafewtendrilsofwitheredcreeper,theirstrayendsstillswingingfromtherecentwind,nowmomentarilyhushedasiflisteningforthecomingoftherain。Accessfromtheroadwaywasbyaroughwoodengateinthehedge。TothesurpriseofAgatha,whohadlastseenthisgateoffitshingesandonlyattachedtothepostbyarustychainandpadlock,itwasnowrehungandfastenedbyanewhasp。Theweatheradmittingofnodelaytoconsidertheserepairs,sheopenedthegateandhasteneduptheslope,followedbythetroopofgirls。Theirascentendedwitharush,fortherainsuddenlycamedownintorrents。
  Whentheyweresafeundertheveranda,panting,laughing,grumbling,orcongratulatingthemselvesonhavingbeensoclosetoaplaceofshelter,MissWilsonobserved,withsomeuneasiness,aspade——new,likethehaspofthegate——stickinguprightinapatchofgroundthatsomeonehadevidentlybeendigginglately。Shewasabouttocommentonthissignofhabitation,whenthedoorofthechaletwasflungopen,andJanescreamedasamandartedouttothespade,whichhewasabouttocarryinoutofthewet,whenheperceivedthecompanyundertheveranda,andstoodstillinamazement。Hewasayounglaborerwithareddish—brownbeardofaweek'sgrowth。Heworecorduroytrousersandalinen—sleevedcorduroyvest;both,likethehaspandspade,new。Acoarseblueshirt,withavulgarred—and—orangeneckerchief,alsonew,completedhisdress;and,toshieldhimselffromtherain,heheldupasilkumbrellawithasilver—mountedebonyhandle,whichheseemedunlikelytohavecomebyhonestly。MissWilsonfeltlikeaboycaughtrobbinganorchard,butsheputaboldfaceonthematterandsaid:
  "Willyouallowustotakeshelterhereuntiltherainisover?"
  "Forcertain,yourladyship,"hereplied,respectfullyapplyingthespadehandletohishair,whichwascombeddowntohiseyebrows。"Yourladyshipdoesmeproudtotakerefugefromtheonclemencyoftheyallovrmentsbeneathmy'umblerooftree。"Hisaccentwasbarbarous;andhe,likealowcomedian,seemedtorelishitsvulgarity。Ashespokehecameinamongthemforshelter,andproppedhisspadeagainstthewallofthechalet,kickingthesoilfromhishobnailedblucherboots,whichwerenew。
  "Icameout,honoredlady,"heresumed,muchathisease,"tohousemyspade,wherebyIearnmyliving。Whatthepenistothepoet,suchisthespadetotheworkingman。"Hetookthekerchieffromhisneck,wipedhistemplesasifthesweatofhonesttoilwerethere,andcalmlytieditonagain。
  "Ifyou'll'scusearemarkfromacommonman,"heobserved,"yourladyshiphasafinefamilyofdaughters。"
  "Theyarenotmydaughters,"saidMissWilson,rathershortly。
  "Sisters,mebbe?"
  "No。"
  "Ithoughttheymoutbe,acauseIhaveasistermyself。NotthatIwouldmakeboldfortodrorcomparisons,eveninmyownmind,forshe'sonlyacommonwoman——ascommonaoneaseveryousee。
  Butfewwomenriseabovethecommon。LastSunday,inyonvillagechurch,Iheardtheministerreadoutthatonemaninathousandhadhefound,'butonewomaninallthese,'hesays,'haveInotfound,'andIthinkstomyself,'Rightyouare!'ButIwarranthenevermetyourladyship。"
  Alaugh,thinlydisguisedasacough,escapedfromMissCarpenter。
  "Youngladya—ketchin'cold,I'mafeerd,"hesaid,withrespectfulsolicitude。
  "Doyouthinktherainwilllastlong?"saidAgathapolitely。
  Themanexaminedtheskywithaweather—wiseairforsomemoments。ThenheturnedtoAgatha,andrepliedhumbly:"TheLordonlyknows,Miss。Itisnotforacommonmanlikemetosay。"
  Silenceensued,duringwhichAgatha,furtivelyscrutinizingthetenantofthechalet,noticedthathisfaceandneckwerecleanerandlesssunburntthanthoseoftheordinarytoilersofLyvern。
  Hishandswerehiddenbylargegardeningglovesstainedwithcoaldust。Lyvernlaborers,asarule,hadlittleobjectiontosoiltheirhands;theyneverworegloves。Still,shethought,therewasnoreasonwhyaneccentricworkman,insufferablytalkative,andcapableofanallusiontothepenofthepoet,shouldnotindulgehimselfwithcheapgloves。Butthenthesilk,silvermountedumbrella——
  "Theyounglady'shi,"hesaidsuddenly,holdingouttheumbrella,"isfixedonthishere。Iamwellawarethatitisnotforthelowestofthelowtocarryagentleman'sbrolly,andI
  askyourladyship'spardonfortheliberty。Icomebyitaccidental—like,andshouldbegladofareasonableofferfromanygentlemaninwantofahonestarticle。"
  Ashespoketwogentlemen,muchinwantofthearticle,astheirclingingwetcoatsshowed,ranthroughthegatewayandmadeforthechalet。Fairholmearrivedfirst,exclaiming:"Fearfulshower!"andbrisklyturnedhisbacktotheladiesinordertostandattheedgeoftheverandaandshakethewateroutofhishat。Josephscamenext,shrinkingfromthedampcontactofhisowngarments。HecringedtoMissWilson,andhopedthatshehadescapedawetting。
  "SofarIhave,"shereplied。"Thequestionis,howarewetogethome?"
  "Oh,it'sonlyashower,"saidJosephs,lookingupcheerfullyattheunbrokencurtainofcloud。"Itwillclearuppresently。"
  "Itain'tforacommonmantosetuphisopinionagain'agentlemanwothaveprofesh'nalknowledgeoftheheavens,asonemaysay,"saidtheman,"butIwould'umblyoffertobetmyumbrellartohiswideawakethatitdon'tceaserainingthissideofseveno'clock。"
  "Thatmanliveshere,"whisperedMissWilson,"andIsupposehewantstogetridofus。"
  "H'm!"saidFairholme。Then,turningtothestrangelaborerwiththeairofapersonnottobetrifledwith,heraisedhisvoice,andsaid:"Youlivehere,doyou,myman?"
  "Ido,sir,byyourgoodleave,ifImaymakesobold。"
  "What'syourname?"
  "JeffSmilash,sir,atyourservice。"
  "Wheredoyoucomefrom?"
  "Brixtonbury,sir。"
  "Brixtonbury!Where'sthat?"
  "Well,sir,Idon'trightlyknow。Ifagentlemanlikeyou,knowingjographyandsuch,can'ttell,howcanI?"
  "Yououghttoknowwhereyouwereborn,man。Haven'tyougotcommonsense?"
  "Wherecouldsuchaoneasmegetcommonsense,sir?Besides,I
  wasonlyafoundling。MebbeIwarn'sbornatall。"
  "DidIseeyouatchurchlastSunday?"
  "No,sir。Ionlycomeo'Wensday。"
  "Well,letmeseeyoutherenextSunday,"saidFairholmeshortly,turningawayfromhim。
  MissWilsonlookedattheweather,atJosephs,whowasconversingwithJane,andfinallyatSmilash,whoknuckledhisforeheadwithoutwaitingtobeaddressed。
  "HaveyouaboywhomyoucansendtoLyverntogetusaconveyance——acarriage?Iwillgivehimashillingforhistrouble。"
  "Ashilling!"saidSmilashjoyfully。"Yourladyshipisanoblelady。Twofour—wheeledcabs。There'seightonyou。"
  "ThereisonlyonecabinLyvern,"saidMissWilson。"TakethiscardtoMr。Marsh,thejotmaster,andtellhimthepredicamentwearein。Hewillsendvehicles。"
  Smilashtookthecardandreaditataglance。Hethenwentintothechalet。Reappearingpresentlyinasou'westerandoilskins,heranoffthroughtherainandvaultedoverthegatewithridiculouselegance。Nosoonerhadhevanishedthan,asoftenhappenstoremarkablemen,hebecamethesubjectofconversation。
  "Adecentworkman,"saidJosephs。"Awell—manneredman,consideringhisclass。"
  "Abornfool,though,"saidFairholme。
  "Orarogue,"saidAgatha,emphasizingthesuggestionbyaglitterofhereyesandteeth,whilstherschoolfellows,ratherdisapprovingofherfreedom,stoodstifflydumb。"HetoldMissWilsonthathehadasister,andthathehadbeentochurchlastSunday,andhehasjusttoldyouthatheisafoundling,andthatheonlycamelastWednesday。Hisaccentisputon,andhecanread,andIdon'tbelieveheisaworkmanatall。Perhapsheisaburglar,comedowntostealthecollegeplate。"
  "Agatha,"saidMissWilsongravely,"youmustbeverycarefulhowyousaythingsofthatkind。"
  "Butitissoobvious。Hisexplanationabouttheumbrellawasmadeuptodisarmsuspicion。Hehandleditandleanedonitinawaythatshowedhowmuchmorefamiliaritwastohimthanthatnewspadehewassoanxiousabout。Andallhisclothesarenew。"
  "True,"saidFairholme,"butthereisnotmuchinallthat。
  Workmennowadaysapegentlemenineverything。However,Iwillkeepaneyeonhim。"
  "Oh,thankyousomuch,"saidAgatha。Fairholme,suspectingmockery,frowned,andMissWilsonlookedseverelyatthemocker。
  Littlemorewassaid,exceptastothechances——manifestlysmall——oftherainceasing,untilthetopsofacab,adecayedmourningcoach,andthreedrippinghatswereseenoverthehedge。
  Smilashsatontheboxofthecoach,besidethedriver。Whenitstopped,healighted,re—enteredthechaletwithoutspeaking,cameoutwiththeumbrella,spreaditaboveMissWilson'shead,andsaid:
  "Now,ifyourladyshipwillcomewithme,Iwillseeyoudryintothestray,andthenI'llbringyourhonoredniecesonebyone。"
  "Ishallcomelast,"saidMissWilson,irritatedbyhisassumptionthatthepartywasafamilyone。"Gertrude,youhadbettergofirst。"
  "Allowme,"saidFairholme,steppingforward,andattemptingtotaketheumbrella。
  "Thankyou,Ishallnottroubleyou,"shesaidfrostily,andtrippedawayovertheoozingfieldwithSmilash,whoheldtheumbrellaoverherwithostentatioussolicitude。Inthesamemannerheledtheresttothevehicles,inwhichtheypackedthemselveswithsomedifficulty。Agatha,whocamelastbutone,gavehimthreepence。
  "Youhaveanoble'artandanexpressivehi,Miss,"hesaid,apparentlymuchmoved。"Blessingsonboth!Blessingsonboth!"
  HewentbackforJane,whoslippedonthewetgrassandfell。Hehadtoputforthhisstrengthashehelpedhertorise。"Hopeyouain'tsoppedupmuchoftherainfall,Miss,"hesaid。"Youareafineyoungladyforyourage。Nighontwelvestone,Ishouldthink。"
  Shereddenedandhurriedtothecab,whereAgathawas。Butitwasfull;andJane,muchagainstherwill,hadtogetintothecoach,considerablydiminishingthespaceleftforMissWilson,towhomSmilashhadreturned。
  "Now,dearlady,"hesaid,"takecareyoudon'tslip。Comealong。"
  MissWilson,ignoringtheinvitation,tookashillingfromherpurse。
  "No,lady,"saidSmilashwithavirtuousair。"Iamanhonestmanandhaveneverseentheinsideofajailexceptfourtimes,andonlytwiceforstealing。Youryoungestdaughter——herwiththeexpressivehi——havepaidmefarbeyondwhatisproper。"
  "Ihavetoldyouthattheseyoungladiesarenotmydaughters,"
  saidMissWilsonsharply。"Whydoyounotlistentowhatissaidtoyou?"
  "Don'tbetoohardonacommonman,lady,"saidSmilashsubmissively。"Theyoungladyhavejustgivenmethree'arf—crowns。"
  "Threehalf—crowns!"exclaimedMissWilson,angeredatsuchextravagance。
  "Blessherinnocence,shedon'tknowwhatispropertogivetoalowsortlikeme!ButIwillnotrobtheyounglady。'Arf—a—crownisnomorenorisfairforthejob,andarf—a—crownwillIkeep,ifagreeabletoyournobleladyship。ButIgiveyoubackthefivebobintrustforher。Haveyouevernoticedherexpressivehi?"
  "Nonsense,sir。Youhadbetterkeepthemoneynowthatyouhavegotit。"
  "Wot!Sellforfivebobthehighopinionyourladyshiphasofme!
  No,dearlady;notlikely。Myfather'sverylastwordstomewas——"
  "Yousaidjustnowthatyouwereafoundling,"saidFairholme。
  "Whatarewetobelieve?Eh?"
  "SoIwere,sir;butbymother'ssidealone。Herladyshipwillpleasetotakebackthemoney,forkeepitIwillnot。Iamofthelowerorders,andthereforenotamanofmyword;butwhenI
  dosticktoit,Isticklikewax。"
  "Takeit,"saidFairholmetoMissWilson。"Takeit,ofcourse。
  Sevenandsixpenceisaridiculoussumtogivehimforwhathehasdone。Itwouldonlysethimdrinking。"
  "Hisreverencesaystrue,lady。Theone'arfcrownwillkeepmecomfortablytightuntilSundaymorning;andmoreIdonotdesire。"
  "Justalittlelessofyourtongue,myman,"saidFairholme,takingthetwocoinsfromhimandhandingthemtoMissWilson,whobadetheclergymengoodafternoon,andwenttothecoachundertheumbrella。
  "IfyourladyshipshouldwantahandymantodoanoddjobupatthecollegeIhopeyouwillrememberme,"Smilashsaidastheywentdowntheslope。
  "Oh,youknowwhoIam,doyou?"saidMissWilsondrily。
  "Allthecountryknowsyou,Miss,andworshipsyou。Ihavefewequalsasacoiner,andifyoushouldrequireamedalstrucktogiveawayforgoodbehaviororthelike,IthinkIcouldstrikeonetoyoursatisfaction。Andifyourladyshipshouldwantatrifleofsmuggledlace——"
  "Youhadbetterbecarefuloryouwillgetintotrouble,I
  think,"saidMissWilsonsternly。"Tellhimtodriveon。"
  Thevehiclesstarted,andSmilashtookthelibertyofwavinghishatafterthem。Thenhereturnedtothechalet,lefttheumbrellawithin,cameoutagain,lockedthedoor,putthekeyinhispocket,andwalkedoffthroughtherainacrossthehillwithouttakingtheleastnoticeoftheastonishedparsons。
  InthemeantimeMissWilson,unabletocontainherannoyanceatAgatha'sextravagance,spokeofittothegirlswhosharedthecoachwithher。ButJanedeclaredthatAgathaonlypossessedthreepenceintheworld,andthereforecouldnotpossiblyhavegiventhemanthirtytimesthatsum。Whentheyreachedthecollege,Agatha,confrontedwithMissWilson,openedhereyesinwonder,andexclaimed,laughing:"Ionlygavehimthreepence。Hehassentmeapresentoffourandninepence!"
  CHAPTERIV
  SaturdayatAltonCollege,nominallyahalfholiday,wasreallyawholeone。Classesingymnastics,dancing,elocution,anddrawingwereheldinthemorning。Theafternoonwasspentatlawntennis,towhichladyguestsresidentintheneighborhoodwereallowedtobringtheirhusbands,brothers,andfathers——MissWilsonbeinganxioustosendherpupilsforthintotheworldfreefromtheuncouthstiffnessofschoolgirlsunaccustomedtosociety。
  LateinOctobercameaSaturdaywhichprovedanythingbutaholidayforMissWilson。Athalf—pastone,luncheonbeingover,shewentoutofdoorstoalawnthatlaybetweenthesouthernsideofthecollegeandashrubbery。HereshefoundagroupofgirlswatchingAgathaandJane,whoweredraggingarolleroverthegrass。Oneofthem,tossingaballaboutwithherracket,happenedtodriveitintotheshrubbery,whence,tothesurpriseofthecompany,Smilashpresentlyemerged,carryingtheball,blinking,andproclaimingthat,thoughacommonman,hehadhisfeelingslikeanother,andthathiseyewasneitherasticknorastone。Hewasdressedasbefore,buthisgarments,soiledwithclayandlime,nolongerlookednew。
  "Whatbringsyouhere,pray?"demandedMissWilson。
  "Iwasledintothebeliefthatyousentforme,lady,"hereplied。"Thebaker'sladtoldmesoashepassedmy'umblecotthismorning。Ithoughthewereincapableofdeceit。"
  "Thatisquiteright;Ididsendforyou。Butwhydidyounotgoroundtotheservants'hall?"
  "Iamatpresentinsearchofit,lady。Iwerelookingforitwhenthisballcotchmehere"(touchinghiseye)。"Acruelblowonthehi'nat'rallyspiresitsvisionandexpressionandmakesahonestmanlooklikeathief。"
  "Agatha,"saidMissWilson,"comehere。"
  "Mydootytoyou,Miss,"saidSmilash,pullinghisforelock。
  "ThisisthemanfromwhomIhadthefiveshillings,whichhesaidyouhadjustgivenhim。Didyoudoso?"
  "Certainlynot。Ionlygavehimthreepence。"
  "ButIshowedthemoneytoyourladyship,"saidSmilash,twistinghishatagitatedly。"Igevityou。Wherewouldthelikeofmegetfiveshillingsexceptbythebountyoftherichandnoble?IftheyoungladythinksIhadn'torttohavekep'thetother'arfcrown,Iwouldnotobjecttoitsbein'stoppedfrommywagesifIweregivenajobofworkhere。But——"
  "Butit'snonsense,"saidAgatha。"Inevergaveyouthreehalf—crowns。"
  "Perhapsyoumout'a'madeamistake。Penceissummatsimilarto'arf—crowns,andthedaywereverydark。"
  "Icouldn'thave,"saidAgatha。"Janehadmypursealltheearlierpartoftheweek,MissWilson,andshecantellyouthattherewasonlythreepenceinit。YouknowthatIgetmymoneyonthefirstofeverymonth。Itneverlastslongerthanaweek。Theideaofmyhavingsevenandsixpenceonthesixteenthisridiculous。"
  "ButIputittoyou,Miss,ain'tittwiceasridiculousforme,apoorlaborer,togiveupmoneywotInevergot?"
  VaguealarmcreptuponAgathaasthetestimonyofhersenseswascontradicted。"AllIknowis,"sheprotested,"thatIdidnotgiveittoyou;somypenniesmusthaveturnedintohalf—crownsinyourpocket。"
  "Mebbeso,"saidSmilashgravely。"I'veheard,andIknowitforafact,thatmoneygrowsinthepocketsoftherich。Whynotinthepocketsofthepooraswell?Whyshouldyoubesu'prisedatwot'appenseveryday?"
  "Hadyouanymoneyofyourownaboutyouatthetime?"
  "Wherecouldthelikeofmegetmoney?——askingpardonformakingsoboldastocatechiseyourladyship。"
  "Idon'tknowwhereyoucouldgetit,"saidMissWilsontestily;
  "Iaskyou,hadyouany?"
  "Well,lady,Idisremember。Iwillnotimposeuponyou。I
  disremember。"
  "Thenyou'vemadeamistake,"saidMissWilson,handinghimbackhismoney。"Here。Ifitisnotyours,itisnotours;soyouhadbetterkeepit。"
  "Keepit!Oh,lady,butthisistheheighthofnobility!AndwhatshallIdotoearnyourbounty,lady?"
  "Itisnotmybounty:Igiveittoyoubecauseitdoesnotbelongtome,and,Isuppose,mustbelongtoyou。Youseemtobeaverysimpleman。"
  "Ithankyourladyship;IhopeIam。Respectingtheday'swork,now,lady;wasyouthinkingofemployingapoormanatall?"
  "No,thankyou;Ihavenooccasionforyourservices。IhavealsotogiveyoutheshillingIpromisedyouforgettingthecabs。
  Hereitis。"
  "Anothershillin'!"criedSmilash,stupefied。
  "Yes,"saidMissWilson,beginningtofeelveryangry。"Letmehearnomoreaboutit,please。Don'tyouunderstandthatyouhaveearnedit?"
  "Iamacommonman,andunderstandnexttonothing,"herepliedreverently。"Butifyourladyshipwouldgivemeaday'sworktokeepmegoin',IcouldputupallthismoneyinalittlewoodensavingsbankIhaveathome,andkeepittospendwhensicknessoroddageshall,inamannerofspeaking,laytheir'endsuponme。Icouldsmooththatgrassbeautiful;themyoungladies'llstrainthemselveswiththatheavyroller。Iftennisistheword,Icanputupnetsfittocatchbirdsofparadisein。Ifthecourtsistobechalkedoutinwhite,Icandrawalinesostraightthatyoucouldhardlykeepyourselffromerectinganequilateraltriangleonit。Iamhonestwhenwellwatched,andI
  canwaitattableequaltotheLordMayoro'London'sbutler。"
  "Icannotemployyouwithoutacharacter,"saidMissWilson,amusedbyhisscrapofEuclid,andwonderingwherehehadpickeditup。
  "Ibearthebestofcharacters,lady。Thereverendrectorhasknownmefromaboy。"
  "Iwasspeakingtohimaboutyouyesterday,"saidMissWilson,lookinghardathim,"andhesaysyouareaperfectstrangertohim。"
  "Gentlemenissoforgetful,"saidSmilashsadly。"ButIalludedtomynativerector——meaningtherectorofmynativevillage,Auburn。'SweetAuburn,loveliestvillageoftheplain,'asthegentlemancalledit。"
  "ThatwasnotthenameyoumentionedtoMr。Fairholme。Idonotrecollectwhatnameyougave,butitwasnotAuburn,norhaveI
  everheardofanysuchplace。"
  "NeverreadofsweetAuburn!"
  "Notinanygeographyorgazetteer。Doyourecollecttellingmethatyouhavebeeninprison?"
  "Onlysixtimes,"pleadedSmilash,hisfeaturesworkingconvulsively。"Don'tbeartoohardonacommonman。Onlysixtimes,andallthroughdrink。ButIhavetookthepledge,andkep'itfaithfulforeighteenmonthspast。"
  MissWilsonnowsetdownthemanasoneofthosekeen,half—wittedcountryfellows,contemptuouslystyledoriginals,whounintentionallymakethemselvespopularbyflatteringthesenseofsanityinthosewhosefacultiesarebetteradaptedtocircumstances。
  "Youhaveabadmemory,Mr。Smilash,"shesaidgood—humoredly。
  "Younevergivethesameaccountofyourselftwice。"
  "IamwellawarethatIdonotexpressmyselfwithexactability。
  Ladiesandgentlemenhavethatpoweroverwordsthattheycanalwayssaywhattheymean,butacommonmanlikemecan't。Wordsdon'tcomenaturaltohim。Hehasmorethoughtsthanwords,andwhatwordshehasdon'tfithisthoughts。MightItakeaturnwiththeroller,andmakemyselfusefulabouttheplaceuntilnightfall,forninepence?"
  MissWilson,whowasexpectingmorethanherusualSaturdayvisitors,consideredthepropositionandassented。"Andremember,"shesaid,"thatasyouareastrangerhere,yourcharacterinLyverndependsupontheuseyoumakeofthisopportunity。"
  "Iamgratefultoyournobleladyship。Mayyourladyship'sgoodnesssewuptheholewhichisinthepocketwhereIcarrymycharacter,andwhichhascausedmetoloseitsofrequent。It'sabadplaceformentokeeptheircharactersin;butsuchisthefashion。Andsohurrayforthegloriousnineteenthcentury!"
  Hetookoffhiscoat,seizedtheroller,andbegantopullitwithanenergyforeigntothemeasuredmillhorsemanneroftheaccustomedlaborer。MissWilsonlookeddoubtfullyathim,but,beinginhaste,wentindoorswithoutfurthercomment。Thegirlsmistrustinghiseccentricity,keptaloof。Agathadeterminedtohaveanotherandbetterlookathim。Racketinhand,shewalkedslowlyacrossthegrassandcameclosetohimjustashe,unawareofherapproach,utteredagroanofexhaustionandsatdowntorest。
  "Tiredalready,Mr。Smilash?"shesaidmockingly。
  Helookedupdeliberately,tookoffoneofhiswashleathergloves,fannedhimselfwithit,displayingawhiteandfinehand,andatlastreplied,inthetoneandwiththeaccentofagentleman:
  "Very。"
  Agatharecoiled。Hefannedhimselfwithouttheleastconcern。
  "You——youarenotalaborer,"shesaidatlast。
  "Obviouslynot。"
  "Ithoughtnot。"
  Henodded。
  "SupposeItellonyou,"shesaid,growingbolderassherecollectedthatshewasnotalonewithhim。
  "IfyoudoIshallgetoutofitjustasIgotoutofthehalf—crowns,andMissWilsonwillbegintothinkthatyouaremad。"
  "ThenIreallydidnotgiveyouthesevenandsixpence,"shesaid,relieved。
  "Whatisyourownopinion?"heanswered,takingthreepenniesfromhispocket,jinglingtheminhispalm。"Whatisyourname?"
  "Ishallnottellyou,"saidAgathawithdignity。
  Heshruggedhisshoulders。"Perhapsyouareright,"hesaid。"I
  wouldnottellyoumineifyouaskedme。"
  "Ihavenottheslightestintentionofaskingyou。"
  "No?ThenSmilashshalldoforyou,andAgathawilldoforme。"
  "Youhadbettertakecare。"
  "Ofwhat?"
  "Ofwhatyousay,and——areyounotafraidofbeingfoundout?"
  "Iamfoundoutalready——byyou,andIamnonetheworse。"
  "Supposethepolicefindyouout!"
  "Notthey。Besides,Iamnothidingfromthepolice。IhavearighttowearcorduroyifIpreferittobroadcloth。Considertheadvantagesofit!IthasprocuredmeadmissiontoAltonCollege,andthepleasureofyouracquaintance。WillyouexcusemeifIgoonwithmyrolling,justtokeepupappearances?IcantalkasI
  roll。"
  "Youmay,ifyouarefondofsoliloquizing,"shesaid,turningawayasherose。
  "Seriously,Agatha,youmustnottelltheothersaboutme。"
  "DonotcallmeAgatha,"shesaidimpetuously。"WhatshallIcallyou,then?"
  "Youneednotaddressmeatall。"
  "Ineed,andwill。Don'tbeill—natured。"