首页 >出版文学> An Unsocial Socialist>第4章
  "ButIdon'tknowyou。Iwonderatyour——"shehesitatedatthewordwhichoccurredtoher,but,beingunabletothinkofabetterone,usedit——"atyourcheek。"
  Helaughed,andshewatchedhimtakeacoupleofturnswiththeroller。Presently,refreshinghimselfbyalookather,hecaughtherlookingathim,andsmiled。Hissmilewascommonplaceincomparisonwiththeoneshegavehiminreturn,inwhichhereyes,herteeth,andthegoldengraininhercomplexionseemedtoflashsimultaneously。Hestoppedrollingimmediately,andrestedhischinonthehandleoftheroller。
  "Ifyouneglectyourwork,"saidshemaliciously,youwon'thavethegrassreadywhenthepeoplecome。"
  "Whatpeople?"hesaid,takenaback。
  "Oh,lotsofpeople。Mostlikelysomewhoknowyou。TherearevisitorscomingfromLondon:myguardian,myguardianess,theirdaughter,mymother,andaboutahundredmore。"
  "Fourinall。Whataretheycomingfor?Toseeyou?"
  "Totakemeaway,"shereplied,watchingforsignsofdisappointmentonhispart。
  Theywereatonceforthcoming。"Whatthedeucearetheygoingtotakeyouawayfor?"hesaid。"Isyoureducationfinished?"
  "No。Ihavebehavedbadly,andIamgoingtobeexpelled。"
  Helaughedagain。"Come!"hesaid,"youarebeginningtoinventintheSmilashmanner。Whathaveyoudone?"
  "Idon'tseewhyIshouldtellyou。Whathaveyoudone?"
  "I!Oh,Ihavedonenothing。Iamonlyanunromanticgentleman,hidingfromaromanticladywhoisinlovewithme。"
  "Poorthing,"saidAgathasarcastically。"Ofcourse,shehasproposedtoyou,andyouhaverefused。"
  "Onthecontrary,Iproposed,andsheaccepted。ThatiswhyI
  havetohide。"
  "Youtellstoriescharmingly,"saidAgatha。"Good—bye。HereisMissCarpentercomingtohearwhatwearetakingabout。"
  "Good—bye。Thatstoryofyourbeingexpelledbeats——Mightacommonmanmakesoboldastoinquirewherethewhiteningmachineis,Miss?"
  ThiswasaddressedtoJane,whohadcomeupwithsomeoftheothers。AgathaexpectedtoseeSmilashpresentlydiscovered,forhisdisguisenowseemedtransparent;shewonderedhowtherestcouldbeimposedonbyit。Twoo'clock,strikingjustthen,remindedheroftheimpendinginterviewwithherguardian。A
  tremorshookher,andshefeltacravingforsomesolitaryhiding—placeinwhichtoawaitthesummons。Butitwasapointofhonorwithhertoappearperfectlyindifferenttohertrouble,soshestayedwiththegirls,laughingandchattingastheywatchedSmilashintentlymarkingoutthecourtsandsettingupthenets。
  Shemadetheotherslaughtoo,forherhiddenexcitement,sharpenedbyirrepressibleshootingsofdread,stimulatedher,andtheromanceofSmilash'sdisguisegaveherasensationofdreaming。Herimaginationwasalreadybusyuponadrama,ofwhichshewastheheroineandSmilashthehero,though,withtherealmanbeforeher,shecouldnotindulgeherselfbyattributingtohimquiteasmuchgloomygrandeurofcharacterastoawhollyidealpersonage。Theplotwassimple,andanoldfavoritewithher。Oneofthemwastolovetheotherandtodiebroken—heartedbecausethelovedonewouldnotrequitethepassion。ForAgatha,prompttoridiculesentimentalityinhercompanions,andgiftedwithaninfectiousspiritoffarce,secretlyturnedforimaginativeluxurytovisionsofdespairanddeath;andoftenenduredthemortificationofthesuccessfulclownwhobelieves,whilstthepublicroarwithlaughterathim,thathewasbornatragedian。Therewasmuchinhernature,shefelt,thatdidnotfindexpressioninherpopularrepresentationofthesoldierinthechimney。
  Bythreeo'clockthelocalvisitorshadarrived,andtenniswasproceedinginfourcourts,rolledandpreparedbySmilash。Thetwocurateswerethere,withafewlaygentlemen。Mrs。Miller,thevicar,andsomemothersandotherchaperonslookedonandconsumedlightrefreshments,whichwerebroughtoutupontraysbySmilash,whohadborrowedandputonalargewhiteapron,andwasmakinghimselfofficiouslybusy。
  AtaquarterpastthehouramessagecamefromMissWilson,requestingMissWylie'sattendance。Thevisitorswereatalosstoaccountforthesuddendistractionoftheyoungladies'
  attentionwhichensued。Janealmostburstintotears,andansweredJosephsrudelywhenheinnocentlyaskedwhatthematterwas。Agathawentawayapparentlyunconcerned,thoughherhandshookassheputasideherracket。
  Inaspaciousdrawing—roomatthenorthsideofthecollegeshefoundhermother,aslightwomaninwidow'sweeds,withfadedbrownhair,andtearfuleyes。WithherwereMrs。Janseniusandherdaughter。ThetwoelderladieskeptseverelysilentwhilstAgathakissedthem,andMrs。Wyliesniffed。HenriettaembracedAgathaeffusively。
  "Where'sUncleJohn?"saidAgatha。"Hasn'thecome?"
  "HeisinthenextroomwithMissWilson,"saidMrs。Janseniuscoldly。"Theywantyouinthere。"
  "Ithoughtsomebodywasdead,"saidAgatha,"youalllooksofunereal。Now,mamma,putyourhandkerchiefbackagain。IfyoucryIwillgiveMissWilsonapieceofmymindforworryingyou。"
  "No,no,"saidMrs。Wylie,alarmed。"Shehasbeensonice!"
  "Sogood!"saidHenrietta。
  "Shehasbeenperfectlyreasonableandkind,"saidMrs。
  Jansenius。
  "Shealwaysis,"saidAgathacomplacently。"Youdidn'texpecttofindherinhysterics,didyou?"
  "Agatha,"pleadedMrs。Wylie,"don'tbeheadstrongandfoolish。"
  "Oh,shewon't;Iknowshewon't,"saidHenriettacoaxingly。
  "Willyou,dearAgatha?"
  "Youmaydoasyoulike,asfarasIamconcerned,"saidMrs。
  Jansenius。"ButIhopeyouhavemoresensethantothrowawayyoureducationfornothing。"
  "Yourauntisquiteright,"saidMrs。Wylie。"AndyourUncleJohnisveryangrywithyou。HewillneverspeaktoyouagainifyouquarrelwithMissWilson。"
  "Heisnotangry,"saidHenrietta,"butheissoanxiousthatyoushouldgetonwell。"
  "Hewillnaturallybedisappointedifyoupersistinmakingafoolofyourself,"saidMrs。Jansenius。
  "AllMissWilsonwantsisanapologyforthedreadfulthingsyouwroteinherbook,"saidMrs。Wylie。"You'llapologize,dear,won'tyou?"
  "Ofcourseshewill,"saidHenrietta。
  "Ithinkyouhadbetter,"saidMrs。Jansenius。
  "PerhapsIwill,"saidAgatha。
  "That'smyowndarling,"saidMrs。Wylie,catchingherhand。
  "Andperhaps,again,Iwon't。"
  "Youwill,dear,"urgedMrs。Wylie,tryingtodrawAgatha,whopassivelyresisted,closertoher。"Formysake。Toobligeyourmother,Agatha。Youwon'trefuseme,dearest?"
  Agathalaughedindulgentlyatherparent,whohadlongagowornoutthisformofappeal。ThensheturnedtoHenrietta,andsaid,"Howisyourcarosposo?IthinkitwashardthatIwasnotabridesmaid。"
  TheredinHenrietta'scheeksbrightened。Mrs。JanseniushastenedtointerposeadryreminderthatMissWilsonwaswaiting。
  "Oh,shedoesnotmindwaiting,"saidAgatha,"becauseshethinksyouareallatworkgettingmeintoaproperframeofmind。Thatwasthearrangementshemadewithyoubeforeshelefttheroom。
  MammaknowsthatIhavealittlebirdthattellsmethesethings。
  Imustsaythatyouhavenotmademefeelanygoody—goodiersofar。However,aspoorUncleJohnmustbedreadfullyfrightenedanduncomfortable,itisonlykindtoputanendtohissuspense。
  Good—bye!"Andshewentoutleisurely。Butshelookedinagaintosayinalowvoice:"Prepareforsomethingthrilling。Ifeeljustinthehumortosaythemostawfulthings。"Shevanished,andimmediatelytheyheardhertappingatthedoorofthenextroom。
  Mr。Janseniuswasindeedawaitingherwithmisgiving。Havingdiscoveredearlyinhiscareerthathisdignifiedpersonandfinevoicecausedpeopletostandinsomeaweofhim,andtomovehimintothechairatpublicmeetings,hehadgrownsoaccustomedtodeferencethatanyapproachtofamiliarityorirreverencedisconcertedhimexceedingly。Agatha,ontheotherhand,havingfromherchildhoodheardUncleJohnquotedaswisdomandauthorityincarnate,hadbeguninhertenderyearstoscoffathimasapompousandpurseproudcitymerchant,whosesordidmindwasunabletocopewithhertranscendentalaffairs。Shehadhabituallyterrifiedhermotherbyridiculinghimwithanabsolutecontemptofwhichonlychildhoodandextremeignorancearecapable。Shehadfelthumiliatedbyhiskindnesstoher(hewasagenerousgiverofpresents),and,withtheinstinctofananarchist,hadtakendisparagementofhisadviceanddefianceofhisauthorityasthesignswherefromshemightinfersurelythatherfacewasturnedtothelight。Theresultwasthathewasalittletiredofherwithoutbeingquiteconsciousofit;andshenotatallafraidofhim,andalittletooconsciousofit。
  Whensheenteredwithherbrightestsmileinfullplay,MissWilsonandMr。Jansenius,seatedatthetable,lookedsomewhatliketwoculpritsabouttobeindicted。MissWilsonwaitedforhimtospeak,deferringtohisimposingpresence。Buthewasnotready,sosheinvitedAgathatositdown。
  "Thankyou,"saidAgathasweetly。"Well,UncleJohn,don'tyouknowme?"
  "IhaveheardwithregretfromMissWilsonthatyouhavebeenverytroublesomehere,"hesaid,ignoringherremark,thoughsecretlyputoutbyit。
  "Yes,"saidAgathacontritely。"Iamsoverysorry。"
  Mr。Jansenius,whohadbeenledbyMissWilsontoexpecttheutmostcontumacy,lookedtoherinsurprise。
  "Youseemtothink,"saidMissWilson,consciousofMr。
  Jansenius'smovement,andannoyedbyit,"thatyoumaytransgressoverandoveragain,andthensetyourselfrightwithus,"(MissWilsonneverspokeofoffencesasagainstherindividualauthority,butasagainsttheschoolcommunity)"bysayingthatyouaresorry。Youspokeinaverydifferenttoneatourlastmeeting。"
  "Iwasangrythen,MissWilson。AndIthoughtIhadagrievance——everybodythinkstheyhavethesameone。Besides,wewerequarrelling——atleastIwas;andIalwaysbehavebadlywhenIquarrel。Iamsoverysorry。"
  "Thebookwasaseriousmatter,"saidMissWilsongravely。"Youdonotseemtothinkso。"
  "IunderstandAgathatosaythatsheisnowsensibleofthefollyofherconductwithregardtothebook,andthatsheissorryforit,"saidMr。Jansenius,instinctivelyincliningtoAgatha'spartyasthestrongeroneandtheleastdependentonhiminapecuniarysense。Haveyouseenthebook?"saidAgathaeagerly。
  "No。MissWilsonhasdescribedwhathasoccurred。"
  "Oh,doletmegetit,"shecried,rising。"ItwillmakeUncleJohnscreamwithlaughing。MayI,MissWilson?"
  "There!"saidMissWilson,indignantly。"ItisthisincorrigibleflippancyofwhichIhavetocomplain。MissWylieonlyvariesitbydownrightinsubordination。"
  Mr。Janseniustoowasscandalized。Hisfinecolormountedattheideaofhisscreaming。"Tut,tut!"hesaid,"youmustbeserious,andmorerespectfultoMissWilson。Youareoldenoughtoknowbetternow,Agatha——quiteoldenough。"
  Agatha'smirthvanished。"WhathaveIsaidWhathaveIdone?"
  sheasked,afaintpurplespotappearinginhercheeks。
  "Youhavespokentriflinglyof——ofthevolumebywhichMissWilsonsetsgreatstore,andproperlyso。"
  "Ifproperlyso,thenwhydoyoufindfaultwithme?"
  "Come,come,"roaredMr。Jansenius,deliberatelylosinghistemperasalastexpedienttosubdueher,"don'tbeimpertinent,Miss。"
  Agatha'seyesdilated;evanescentflushesplayeduponhercheeksandneck;shestampedwithherheel。"UncleJohn,"shecried,"ifyoudaretoaddressmelikethat,Iwillneverlookatyou,neverspeaktoyou,noreverenteryourhouseagain。Whatdoyouknowaboutgoodmanners,thatyoushouldcallmeimpertinent?Iwillnotsubmittointentionalrudeness;thatwasthebeginningofmyquarrelwithMissWilson。ShetoldmeIwasimpertinent,andI
  wentawayandtoldherthatshewaswrongbywritingitinthefaultbook。Shehasbeenwrongallthrough,andIwouldhavesaidsobeforebutthatIwantedtobereconciledtoherandtoletbygonesbebygones。Butifsheinsistsonquarrelling,Icannothelpit。"
  "Ihavealreadyexplainedtoyou,Mr。Jansenius,"saidMissWilson,concentratingherresentmentbyanefforttosuppressit,"thatMissWyliehasignoredalltheopportunitiesthathavebeenmadeforhertoreinstateherselfhere。Mrs。MillerandIhavewaivedmerelypersonalconsiderations,andIhaveonlyrequiredasimpleacknowledgmentofthisoffenceagainstthecollegeanditsrules。"
  "IdonotcarethatforMrs。Miller,"saidAgatha,snappingherfingers。"AndyouarenothalfsogoodasIthought。"
  "Agatha,"saidMr。Jansenius,"Idesireyoutoholdyourtongue。"
  Agathadrewadeepbreath,satdownresignedly,andsaid:"There!
  Ihavedone。Ihavelostmytemper;sonowwehavealllostourtempers。"
  "Youhavenorighttoloseyourtemper,Miss,"saidMr。
  Jansenius,followingupafanciedadvantage。
  "Iamtheyoungest,andtheleasttoblame,"shereplied。"Thereisnothingfurthertobesaid,Mr。Jansenius,"saidMissWilson,determinedly。"IamsorrythatMissWyliehaschosentobreakwithus。"
  "ButIhavenotchosentobreakwithyou,andIthinkitveryhardthatIamtobesentaway。NobodyherehastheleastquarrelwithmeexceptyouandMrs。Miller。Mrs。Millerisannoyedbecauseshemistookmeforhercat,asifthatwasmyfault!Andreally,MissWilson,Idon'tknowwhyyouaresoangry。AllthegirlswillthinkIhavedonesomethinginfamousifIamexpelled。
  Ioughttobeletstayuntiltheendoftheterm;andastotheRec——thefaultbook,youtoldmemostparticularlywhenIfirstcamethatImightwriteinitornotjustasIpleased,andthatyouneverdictatedorinterferedwithwhatwaswritten。AndyettheveryfirsttimeIwriteawordyoudisapproveof,youexpelme。Nobodywilleverbelievenowthattheentriesarevoluntary。"
  MissWilson'sconscience,alreadysmittenbythecoarsenessandabsenceofmoralforceintheechoofherown"Youareimpertinent,"fromthemouthofMr。Jansenius,tookfreshalarm。
  "Thefaultbook,"shesaid,"isforthepurposeofrecordingself—reproachalone,andisnotavehicleforaccusationsagainstothers。"
  "IamquitesurethatneitherJanenorGertrudenorIreproachedourselvesintheleastforgoingdownstairsaswedid,andyetyoudidnotblameusforenteringthat。Besides,thebookrepresentedmoralforce——atleastyoualwayssaidso,andwhenyougaveupmoralforce,Ithoughtanentryshouldbemadeofthat。OfcourseIwasinarageatthetime,hutwhenIcametomyselfIthoughtIhaddoneright,andIthinksostill,thoughitwouldperhapshavebeenbettertohavepasseditover。"
  "WhydoyousaythatIgaveupmoralforce?"
  "Tellingpeopletoleavetheroomisnotmoralforce。Callingthemimpertinentisnotmoralforce。"
  "YouthinkthenthatIamboundtolistenpatientlytowhateveryouchoosetosaytome,howeverunbecomingitmaybefromoneinyourpositiontooneinmine?"
  "ButIsaidnothingunbecoming,"saidAgatha。Then,breakingoffrestlessly,andsmilingagain,shesaid:"Oh,don'tletusargue。
  Iamverysorry,andverytroublesome,andveryfondofyouandofthecollege;andIwon'tcomebacknexttermunlessyoulike。"
  "Agatha,"saidMissWilson,shaken,"theseexpressionsofregardcostyousolittle,andwhentheyhaveeffectedtheirpurpose,aresosoonforgottenbyyou,thattheyhaveceasedtosatisfyme。Iamveryreluctanttoinsistonyourleavingusatonce。Butasyourunclehastoldyou,youareoldandsensibleenoughtoknowthedifferencebetweenorderanddisorder。Hithertoyouhavebeenonthesideofdisorder,anelementwhichwashardlyknownhereuntilyoucame,asMrs。Trefusiscantellyou。Nevertheless,ifyouwillpromisetobemorecarefulinfuture,Iwillwaiveallpastcauseofcomplaint,andattheendofthetermIshallbeabletojudgeastoyourcontinuingamongus。"
  Agatharose,beaming。"DearMissWilson,"shesaid,"youaresogood!Ipromise,ofcourse。Iwillgoandtellmamma。"
  Beforetheycouldaddawordshehadturnedwithapirouettetothedoor,andfled,presentingherselfamomentlaterinthedrawing—roomtothethreeladies,whomshesurveyedwithawhimsicalsmileinsilence。
  "Well?"saidMrs。Janseniusperemptorily。
  "Well,dear?"saidMrs。Trefusis,caressingly。
  Mrs。Wyliestifledasobandlookedimploringlyatherdaughter。
  "Ihadnoendoftroubleinbringingthemtoreason,"saidAgatha,afteraprovokingpause。"Theybehavedlikechildren,andIwaslikeanangel。Iamtostay,ofcourse。"
  "Blessingsonyou,mydarling,"falteredMrs。Wylie,attemptingakiss,whichAgathadexterouslyevaded。
  "Ihavepromisedtobeverygood,andstudious,andquiet,anddecorousinfuture。Doyouremembermycastanetsong,Hetty?
  "'Tra!lalala,la!la!la!Tra!lalala,la!la!la!Tra!
  lalalalalalalalalalala!'"
  Andshedancedabouttheroom,snappingherfingersinsteadofcastanets。
  "Don'tbesorecklessandwicked,mylove,"saidMrs。Wylie。"Youwillbreakyourpoormother'sheart。"
  MissWilsonandMr。Janseniusenteredjustthen,andAgathabecamemotionlessandgazedabstractedlyatavaseofflowers。
  MissWilsoninvitedhervisitorstojointhetennisplayers。Mr。
  JanseniuslookedsternlyanddisappointedlyatAgatha,whoelevatedherlefteyebrowanddepressedherrightsimultaneously;
  buthe,shakinghisheadtosignifythathewasnottobeconciliatedbyfacialfeats,howeverdifficultorcontrarytonature,wentoutwithMissWilson,followedbyMrs。JanseniusandMrs。Wylie。
  "HowisyourHubby?"saidAgathathen,brusquely,toHenrietta。
  Mrs。Trefusis'seyesfilledwithtearssoquicklythat,asshebentherheadtohidethem,theyfell,sprinklingAgatha'shand。
  "Thisissuchadearoldplace,"shebegan。"Theassociationsofmygirlhood——"
  "WhatisthematterbetweenyouandHubby?"demandedAgatha,interruptingher。"Youhadbettertellme,orIwillaskhimwhenImeethim。"
  "Iwasabouttotellyou,onlyyoudidnotgivemetime。"
  "Thatisamostawfulcram,"saidAgatha。"Butnomatter。Goon。"
  Henriettahesitated。Herdignityasamarriedwoman,andtherealityofhergrief,revoltedagainsttheshallowacutenessoftheschoolgirl。ButshefoundherselfnobetterabletoresistAgatha'sdomineeringthanshehadbeeninherchildhood,andmuchmoredesirousofobtaininghersympathy。Besides,shehadalreadylearnttotellthestoryherselfratherthanleaveitsnarrationtoothers,whoseaccountsdidnot,shefelt,puthercaseintheproperlight。SoshetoldAgathaofhermarriage,herwildloveforherhusband,hiswildloveforher,andhismysteriousdisappearancewithoutleavingwordorsignbehindhim。Shedidnotmentiontheletter。
  "Haveyouhadhimsearchedfor?"saidAgatha,repressinganinclinationtolaugh。
  "Butwhere?HadItheremotestclue,Iwouldfollowhimbarefoottotheendoftheworld。"
  "Ithinkyououghttosearchalltherivers——youwouldhavetodothatbarefoot。Hemusthavefalleninsomewhere,orfallendownsomeplace。"
  "No,no。DoyouthinkIshouldbehereifIthoughthislifeindanger?Ihavereasons——Iknowthatheisonlygoneaway。"
  "Oh,indeed!Hetookhisportmanteauwithhim,didhe?PerhapshehasgonetoParistobuyyousomethingniceandgiveyouapleasantsurprise。"
  "No,"saidHenriettadejectedly。"HeknewthatIwantednothing。"
  "ThenIsupposehegottiredofyouandranaway。"
  Henrietta'speculiarscarletblushflowedrapidlyoverhercheeksassheflungAgatha'sarmaway,exclaiming,"Howdareyousayso!
  Youhavenoheart。Headoredme。"
  "Bosh!"saidAgatha。"Peoplealwaysgrowtiredofoneanother。I
  growtiredofmyselfwheneverIamleftalonefortenminutes,andIamcertainthatIamfonderofmyselfthananyonecanbeofanotherperson。"
  "Iknowyouare,"saidHenrietta,painedandspiteful。"Youhavealwaysbeenparticularlyfondofyourself。"
  "Verylikelyheresemblesmeinthatrespect。Inthatcasehewillgrowtiredofhimselfandcomeback,andyouwillbothcooliketurtledovesuntilherunsawayagain。Ugh!Serveyourightforgettingmarried。Iwonderhowpeoplecanbesomadastodoit,withtheexampleoftheirmarriedacquaintancesallwarningthemagainstit。"
  "Youdon'tknowwhatitistolove,"saidHenrietta,plaintively,andyetpatronizingly。"Besides,wewerenotlikeothercouples。"
  "Soitseems。Butnevermind,takemywordforit,hewillreturntoyouassoonashehashadenoughofhisowncompany。Don'tworrythinkingabouthim,butcomeandhaveagameatlawntennis。"
  Duringthisconversationtheyhadleftthedrawing—roomandmadeadetourthroughthegrounds。Theywerenowapproachingthetenniscourtsbyapathwhichwoundbetweentwolaurelhedgesthroughtheshrubbery。Meanwhile,Smilash,waitingontheguestsinhiswhiteapronandgloves(whichhehadpositivelyrefusedtotakeoff,allegingthathewasacommonman,withcommonhandssuchasbornladiesandgentlemencouldnotbeexpectedtotakemeatanddrinkfrom),hadbehavedhimselfirreproachablyuntilthearrivalofMissWilsonandhervisitors,whichoccurredashewasreturningtothetablewithanemptytray,movingsoswiftlythathenearlycameintocollisionwithMrs。Jansenius。Insteadofapologizing,hechangedcountenance,hastilyheldupthetraylikeashieldbeforehisface,andbegantowalkbackwardfromher,stumblingpresentlyagainstMissLindsay,whowasrunningtoreturnaball。Withoutheedingherangrylookandcurtrebuke,hehalfturned,andsidledawayintotheshrubbery,whencethetraypresentlyroseintotheair,flewacrossthelaurelhedge,anddescendedwithapealofstagethunderonthestoopedshouldersofJosephs。MissWilson,afteraskingthehousekeeperwithsomeasperitywhyshehadallowedthatmantointerfereintheattendance,explainedtothegueststhathewastheidiotofthecountryside。Mr。Janseniuslaughed,andsaidthathehadnotseentheman'sface,butthathisfigureremindedhimforciblyofsomeone;hecouldnotjustthenrecollectexactlywhom。
  Smilash,makingoffthroughtheshrubbery,foundtheendofhispathblockedbyAgathaandayoungladywhoseappearancealarmedhimmorethanhadthatofMrs。Jansenius。Heattemptedtoforcehistraythroughthehedge,butinvain;thelaurelwasimpenetrable,andthenoisehemadeattractedtheattentionoftheapproachingcouple。Hemadenofurtherefforttoescape,butthrewhisborrowedapronoverhisheadandstoodboltuprightwithhisbackagainstthebushes。
  "Whatisthatmandoingthere?"saidHenrietta,stoppingmistrustfully。
  Agathalaughed,andsaidloudly,sothathemighthear:"ItisonlyaharmlessmadmanthatMissWilsonemploys。Heisfondofdisguisinghimselfinsomesillywayandtryingtofrightenus。
  Don'tbeafraid。Comeon。"
  Henriettahungback,butherarmwaslinkedinAgatha's,andshewasdrawnalonginspiteofherself。Smilashdidnotmove。Agathastrolledoncoolly,andasshepassedhim,adroitlycaughttheapronbetweenherfingerandthumbandtwitcheditfromhisface。
  InstantlyHenriettautteredapiercingscream,andSmilashcaughtherinhisarms。
  "Quick,"hesaidtoAgatha,"sheisfainting。Runforsomewater。
  Run!"AndhebentoverHenrietta,whoclungtohimfrantically。
  Agatha,bewilderedbytheeffectofherpracticaljoke,hesitatedamoment,andthenrantothelawn。
  "Whatisthematter?"saidFairholme。
  "Nothing。Iwantsomewater——quick,please。Henriettahasfaintedintheshrubbery,thatisall。"
  "Pleasedonotstir,"saidMissWilsonauthoritatively,"youwillcrowdthepathanddelayusefulassistance。MissWard,kindlygetsomewaterandbringittous。Agatha,comewithmeandpointoutwhereMrs。Trefusisis。Youmaycometoo,MissCarpenter;youaresostrong。Therestwillpleaseremainwheretheyare。"
  Followedbythetwogirls,shehurriedintotheshrubbery,whereMr。Janseniuswasalreadylookinganxiouslyforhisdaughter。Hewastheonlypersontheyfoundthere。SmilashandHenriettaweregone。
  Atfirsttheseekers,merelypuzzled,didnothingbutquestionAgathaincredulouslyastotheexactspotonwhichHenriettahadfallen。ButMr。Janseniussoonmadethemunderstandthatthepositionofaladyinthehandsofahalf—wittedlaborerwasoneofdanger。Hisagitationinfectedthem,andwhenAgathaendeavoredtoreassurehimbydeclaringthatSmilashwasadisguisedgentleman,MissWilson,supposingthistobeamererepetitionofherformeridleconjecture,toldhersharplytoholdhertongue,asthetimewasnotonefortalkingnonsense。
  Thenewsnowspreadthroughthewholecompany,andtheexcitementbecameintense。Fairholmeshoutedforvolunteerstomakeupasearchingparty。Allthemenpresentresponded,andtheywereabouttorushtothecollegegatesinabodywhenitOccurredtothecooleramongthemthattheyhadbetterdivideintoseveralparties,inorderthatsearchmightbemadeatonceindifferentquarters。Tenminutesofconfusionfollowed。Mr。JanseniusstartedseveraltimesinquestofHenrietta,and,whenhehadgoneafewsteps,returnedandbeggedthatnomoretimeshouldbewasted。Josephs,whosefaithwassimple,retiredtopray,anddidgood,asfarasitwent,bywithdrawingonevoicefromthedinofplans,objections,andsuggestionswhichtherestweremaking;
  eachpersontryingtobeheardabovetheothers。
  AtlastMissWilsonquelledtheprevailinganarchy。Servantsweresenttoalarmtheneighborsandcallinthevillagepolice。
  DetachmentsweresentinvariousdirectionsunderthecommandofFairholmeandotherenergeticspirits。Thegirlsformedpartiesamongthemselves,whichwerereinforcedbymaledesertersfromthepreviouslevies。MissWilsonthenwentindoorsandconductedasearchthroughtheinteriorofthecollege。Onlytwopersonswereleftonthetennisground——AgathaandMrs。Jansenius,whohadbeensurprisinglycalmthroughout。
  "Youneednotbeanxious,"saidAgatha,whohadbeenstandingaloofsinceherrebuffbyMissWilson。"Iamsurethereisnodanger。Itismostextraordinarythattheyhavegoneaway;butthemanisnomoremadthanIam,andIknowheisagentlemanHetoldmeso。"
  "Letushopeforthebest,"saidMrs。Jansenius,smoothly。"I
  thinkIwillsitdown——Ifeelsotired。Thanks。"(Agathahadhandedherachair。)"Whatdidyousayhetoldyou——thisman?"
  AgatharelatedthecircumstancesofheracquaintancewithSmilash,adding,atMrs。Jansenius'srequest,aminutedescriptionofhispersonalappearance。Mrs。Janseniusremarkedthatitwasverysingular,andthatshewassureHenriettawasquitesafe。Shethenpartookofclaret—cupandsandwiches。
  Agatha,thoughgladtofindsomeonedisposedtolistentoher,waspuzzledbyheraunt'scoolness,andwasevengoadedintopointingoutthatthoughSmilashwasnotalaborer,itdidnotfollowthathewasanhonestman。ButMrs。Janseniusonlysaid:
  "Oh,sheissafe——quitesafe!Atleast,ofcourse,Icanonlyhopeso。Weshallhavenewspresently,"andtookanothersandwich。