Ashespoke,thedooropened,andMasterMumblazenappeared——awithered,thin,elderlygentleman,withacheeklikeawinterapple,andhisgreyhairpartlyconcealedbyasmall,highhat,shapedlikeacone,orratherlikesuchastrawberry—basketasLondonfruiterersexhibitattheirwindows。Hewastoosententiousapersontowastewordsonmeresalutation;so,havingwelcomedTressilianwithanodandashakeofthehand,hebeckonedhimtofollowtoSirHugh'sgreatchamber,whichthegoodknightusuallyinhabited。WillBadgerfollowed,unasked,anxioustoseewhetherhismasterwouldberelievedfromhisstateofapathybythearrivalofTressilian。
Inalong,lowparlour,amplyfurnishedwithimplementsofthechase,andwithsilvantrophies,byamassivestonechimney,overwhichhungaswordandsuitofarmoursomewhatobscuredbyneglect,satSirHughRobsartofLidcote,amanoflargesize,whichhadbeenonlykeptwithinmoderatecompassbytheconstantuseofviolentexercise,ItseemedtoTressilianthatthelethargy,underwhichhisoldfriendappearedtolabour,had,evenduringhisfewweeks'absence,addedbulktohisperson——atleastithadobviouslydiminishedthevivacityofhiseye,which,astheyentered,firstfollowedMasterMumblazenslowlytoalargeoakendesk,onwhichaponderousvolumelayopen,andthenrested,asifinuncertainty,onthestrangerwhohadenteredalongwithhim。Thecurate,agrey—headedclergyman,whohadbeenaconfessorinthedaysofQueenMary,satwithabookinhishandinanotherrecessintheapartment。He,too,signedamournfulgreetingtoTressilian,andlaidhisbookaside,towatchtheeffecthisappearanceshouldproduceontheafflictedoldman。
AsTressilian,hisowneyesfillingfastwithtears,approachedmoreandmorenearlytothefatherofhisbetrothedbride,SirHugh'sintelligenceseemedtorevive。Hesighedheavily,asonewhoawakensfromastateofstupor;aslightconvulsionpassedoverhisfeatures;heopenedhisarmswithoutspeakingaword,and,asTressilianthrewhimselfintothem,hefoldedhimtohisbosom。
"Thereissomethinglefttoliveforyet,"werethefirstwordsheuttered;andwhilehespoke,hegaveventtohisfeelingsinaparoxysmofweeping,thetearschasingeachotherdownhissunburntcheeksandlongwhitebeard。
"Ine'erthoughttohavethankedGodtoseemymasterweep,"saidWillBadger;"butnowIdo,thoughIamliketoweepforcompany。"
"Iwillasktheenoquestions,"saidtheoldknight;"noquestions——none,Edmund。Thouhastnotfoundher——orsofoundher,thatshewerebetterlost。"
Tressilianwasunabletoreplyotherwisethanbyputtinghishandsbeforehisface。
"Itisenough——itisenough。Butdonotthouweepforher,Edmund。Ihavecausetoweep,forshewasmydaughter;thouhastcausetorejoice,thatshedidnotbecomethywife。——GreatGod!
thouknowestbestwhatisgoodforus。ItwasmynightlyprayerthatIshouldseeAmyandEdmundwedded,——haditbeengranted,ithadnowbeengalladdedtobitterness。"
"Becomforted,myfriend,"saidthecurate,addressingSirHugh,"itcannotbethatthedaughterofallourhopesandaffectionsisthevilecreatureyouwouldbespeakher。"
"Oh,no,"repliedSirHughimpatiently,"Iwerewrongtonamebroadlythebasethingsheisbecome——thereissomenewcourtnameforit,Iwarrantme。ItishonourenoughforthedaughterofanoldDevonshireclowntobethelemanofagaycourtier——ofVarneytoo——ofVarney,whosegrandsirewasrelievedbymyfather,whenhisfortunewasbroken,atthebattleof——thebattleof——
whereRichardwasslain——outonmymemory!——andIwarrantnoneofyouwillhelpme——"
"ThebattleofBosworth,"saidMasterMumblazen——"strickenbetweenRichardCrookbackandHenryTudor,grandsireoftheQueenthatnowis,PRIMOHENRICISEPTIMI;andintheyearonethousandfourhundredandeighty—five,POSTCHRISTUMNATUM。"
"Ay,evenso,"saidtheoldknight;"everychildknowsit。Butmypoorheadforgetsallitshouldremember,andremembersonlywhatitwouldmostwillinglyforget。Mybrainhasbeenatfault,Tressilian,almosteversincethouhastbeenaway,andevenyetithuntscounter。"
"Yourworship,"saidthegoodclergyman,"hadbetterretiretoyourapartment,andtrytosleepforalittlespace。Thephysicianleftacomposingdraught;andourGreatPhysicianhascommandedustouseearthlymeans,thatwemaybestrengthenedtosustainthetrialsHesendsus。"
"True,true,oldfriend,"saidSirHugh;"andwewillbearourtrialsmanfully——wehavelostbutawoman。——See,Tressilian,"——hedrewfromhisbosomalongringletofglossyhair,——"seethislock!Itellthee,Edmund,theverynightshedisappeared,whenshebidmegoodeven,asshewaswont,shehungaboutmyneck,andfondledmemorethanusual;andI,likeanoldfool,heldherbythislock,untilshetookherscissors,severedit,andleftitinmyhand——asallIwasevertoseemoreofher!"
Tressilianwasunabletoreply,welljudgingwhatacomplicationoffeelingsmusthavecrossedthebosomoftheunhappyfugitiveatthatcruelmoment。Theclergymanwasabouttospeak,butSirHughinterruptedhim。
"Iknowwhatyouwouldsay,MasterCurate,——Afterall,itisbutalockofwoman'stresses;andbywoman,shame,andsin,anddeathcameintoaninnocentworld。——AndlearnedMasterMumblazen,too,cansayscholarlythingsoftheirinferiority。"
"C'ESTL'HOMME,"saidMasterMumblazen,"QUISEBAST,ETQUI
CONSEILLE。"
"True,"saidSirHugh,"andwewillbearus,therefore,likemenwhohavebothmettleandwisdominus。——Tressilian,thouartaswelcomeasifthouhadstbroughtbetternews。Butwehavespokentoolongdry—lipped。——Amy,fillacupofwinetoEdmund,andanothertome。"Theninstantlyrecollectingthathecalleduponherwhocouldnothear,heshookhishead,andsaidtotheclergyman,"ThisgriefistomybewilderedmindwhatthechurchofLidcoteistoourpark:wemayloseourselvesamongthebriersandthicketsforalittlespace,butfromtheendofeachavenueweseetheoldgreysteepleandthegraveofmyforefathers。I
wouldIweretotravelthatroadtomorrow!"
Tressilianandthecuratejoinedinurgingtheexhaustedoldmantolayhimselftorest,andatlengthprevailed。Tressilianremainedbyhispillowtillhesawthatslumberatlengthsunkdownonhim,andthenreturnedtoconsultwiththecuratewhatstepsshouldbeadoptedintheseunhappycircumstances。
TheycouldnotexcludefromthesedeliberationsMasterMichaelMumblazen;andtheyadmittedhimthemorereadily,thatbesideswhathopestheyentertainedfromhissagacity,theyknewhimtobesogreatafriendtotaciturnity,thattherewasnodoubtofhiskeepingcounsel。Hewasanoldbachelor,ofgoodfamily,butsmallfortune,anddistantlyrelatedtotheHouseofRobsart;invirtueofwhichconnection,LidcoteHallhadbeenhonouredwithhisresidenceforthelasttwentyyears。HiscompanywasagreeabletoSirHugh,chieflyonaccountofhisprofoundlearning,which,thoughitonlyrelatedtoheraldryandgenealogy,withsuchscrapsofhistoryasconnectedthemselveswiththesesubjects,waspreciselyofakindtocaptivatethegoodoldknight;besidestheconveniencewhichhefoundinhavingafriendtoappealtowhenhisownmemory,asfrequentlyhappened,provedinfirmandplayedhimfalseconcerningnamesanddates,which,andallsimilardeficiencies,MasterMichaelMumblazensuppliedwithduebrevityanddiscretion。And,indeed,inmattersconcerningthemodernworld,heoftengave,inhisenigmaticalandheraldicphrase,advicewhichwaswellworthattendingto,or,inWillBadger'slanguage,startedthegamewhileothersbeatthebush。
"Wehavehadanunhappytimeofitwiththegoodknight,MasterEdmund,"saidthecurate。"IhavenotsufferedsomuchsinceI
wastornawayfrommybelovedflock,andcompelledtoabandonthemtotheRomishwolves。"
"ThatwasinTERTIOMARIAE,"saidMasterMumblazen。
"InthenameofHeaven,"continuedthecurate,"tellus,hasyourtimebeenbetterspentthanours,orhaveyouanynewsofthatunhappymaiden,who,beingforsomanyyearstheprincipaljoyofthisbroken—downhouse,isnowprovedourgreatestunhappiness?
Haveyounotatleastdiscoveredherplaceofresidence?"
"Ihave,"repliedTressilian。"KnowyouCumnorPlace,nearOxford?"
"Surely,"saidtheclergyman;"itwasahouseofremovalforthemonksofAbingdon。"
"Whosearms,"saidMasterMichael,"Ihaveseenoverastonechimneyinthehall,——acrosspatoncebetwixtfourmartlets。"
"There,"saidTressilian,"thisunhappymaidenresides,incompanywiththevillainVarney。Butforastrangemishap,myswordhadrevengedallourinjuries,aswellashers,onhisworthlesshead。"
"ThankGod,thatkeptthinehandfromblood—guiltiness,rashyoungman!"answeredthecurate。"Vengeanceismine,saiththeLord,andIwillrepayit。Itwerebetterstudytofreeherfromthevillain'snetsofinfamy。"
"Theyarecalled,inheraldry,LAQUEIAMORIS,orLACSD'AMOUR,"
saidMumblazen。
"ItisinthatIrequireyouraid,myfriends,"saidTressilian。
"Iamresolvedtoaccusethisvillain,attheveryfootofthethrone,offalsehood,seduction,andbreachofhospitablelaws。
TheQueenshallhearme,thoughtheEarlofLeicester,thevillain'spatron,stoodatherrighthand。"
"HerGrace,"saidthecurate,"hathsetacomelyexampleofcontinencetohersubjects,andwilldoubtlessdojusticeonthisinhospitablerobber。ButwertthounotbetterapplytotheEarlofLeicester,inthefirstplace,forjusticeonhisservant?Ifhegrantsit,thoudostsavetheriskofmakingthyselfapowerfuladversary,whichwillcertainlychanceif,inthefirstinstance,youaccusehismasterofthehorseandprimefavouritebeforetheQueen。"
"Mymindrevoltsfromyourcounsel,"saidTressilian。"Icannotbrooktopleadmynoblepatron'scausetheunhappyAmy'scause——
beforeanyonesavemylawfulSovereign。Leicester,thouwiltsay,isnoble。Beitso;heisbutasubjectlikeourselves,andIwillnotcarrymyplainttohim,ifIcandobetter。Still,I
willthinkonwhatthouhastsaid;butImusthaveyourassistancetopersuadethegoodSirHughtomakemehiscommissionerandfiduciaryinthismatter,foritisinhisnameImustspeak,andnotinmyown。Sincesheissofarchangedastodoteuponthisemptyprofligatecourtier,heshallatleastdoherthejusticewhichisyetinhispower。"
"BettershediedCAELEBSandSINEPROLE,"saidMumblazen,withmoreanimationthanheusuallyexpressed,"thanpart,PERPALE,thenoblecoatofRobsartwiththatofsuchamiscreant!"
"Ifitbeyourobject,asIcannotquestion,"saidtheclergyman,"tosave,asmuchasisyetpossible,thecreditofthisunhappyyoungwoman,Irepeat,youshouldapply,inthefirstinstance,totheEarlofLeicester。HeisasabsoluteinhishouseholdastheQueeninherkingdom,andifheexpressestoVarneythatsuchishispleasure,herhonourwillnotstandsopubliclycommitted。"
"Youareright,youareright!"saidTressilianeagerly,"andI
thankyouforpointingoutwhatIoverlookedinmyhaste。I
littlethoughtevertohavebesoughtgraceofLeicester;butI
couldkneeltotheproudDudley,ifdoingsocouldremoveoneshadeofshamefromthisunhappydamsel。YouwillassistmethentoprocurethenecessarypowersfromSirHughRobsart?"
Thecurateassuredhimofhisassistance,andtheheraldnoddedassent。
"Youmustholdyourselvesalsoinreadinesstotestify,incaseyouarecalledupon,theopenheartedhospitalitywhichourgoodpatronexercisedtowardsthisdeceitfultraitor,andthesolicitudewithwhichhelabouredtoseducehisunhappydaughter。"
"Atfirst,"saidtheclergyman,"shedidnot,asitseemedtome,muchaffecthiscompany;butlatterlyIsawthemoftentogether。"
"SEIANTintheparlour,"saidMichaelMumblazen,"andPASSANTinthegarden。"
"Ioncecameonthembychance,"saidthepriest,"intheSouthwood,inaspringevening。Varneywasmuffledinarussetcloak,sothatIsawnothisface。Theyseparatedhastily,astheyheardmerustleamongsttheleaves;andIobservedsheturnedherheadandlookedlongafterhim。"
"WithneckREGUARDANT,"saidtheherald。"Andonthedayofherflight,andthatwasonSaintAusten'sEve,IsawVarney'sgroom,attiredinhisliveries,holdhismaster'shorseandMistressAmy'spalfrey,bridledandsaddledPROPER,behindthewallofthechurchyard,"
"Andnowisshefoundmewedupinhissecretplaceofretirement,"saidTressilian。"Thevillainistakeninthemanner,andIwellwishhemaydenyhiscrime,thatImaythrustconvictiondownhisfalsethroat!ButImustprepareformyjourney。Doyou,gentlemen,disposemypatrontograntmesuchpowersasareneedfultoactinhisname。"
Sosaying,Tressilianlefttheroom。
"Heistoohot,"saidthecurate;"andIpraytoGodthatHemaygranthimthepatiencetodealwithVarneyasisfitting。"
"PatienceandVarney,"saidMumblazen,"isworseheraldrythanmetaluponmetal。Heismorefalsethanasiren,morerapaciousthanagriffin,morepoisonousthanawyvern,andmorecruelthanalionrampant。"
"YetIdoubtmuch,"saidthecurate,"whetherwecanwithproprietyaskfromSirHughRobsart,beinginhispresentcondition,anydeeddeputinghispaternalrightinMistressAmytowhomsoever——"
"Yourreverenceneednotdoubtthat,"saidWillBadger,whoenteredashespoke,"forIwilllaymylifeheisanothermanwhenhewakesthanhehasbeenthesethirtydayspast。"
"Ay,Will,"saidthecurate,"hastthouthensomuchconfidenceinDoctorDiddleum'sdraught?"
"Notawhit,"saidWill,"becausemasterne'ertastedadropon't,seeingitwasemptiedoutbythehousemaid。Buthere'sagentleman,whocameattendingonMasterTressilian,hasgivenSirHughadraughtthatisworthtwentyofyonun。Ihavespokencunninglywithhim,andabetterfarrieroronewhohathamorejustnotionofhorseanddogailmentIhaveneverseen;andsuchaonewouldneverbeunjusttoaChristianman。"
"Afarrier!yousaucygroom——andbywhoseauthority,pray?"
saidthecurate,risinginsurpriseandindignation;"orwhowillbewarrantforthisnewphysician?"
"Forauthority,anitlikeyourreverence,hehadmine;andforwarrant,ItrustIhavenotbeenfive—and—twentyyearsinthishousewithouthavingrighttowarrantthegivingofadraughttobeastorbody——Iwhocangieadrench,andaball,andbleed,orblister,ifneed,tomyveryself。"
ThecounsellorsofthehouseofRobsartthoughtitmeettocarrythisinformationinstantlytoTressilian,whoasspeedilysummonedbeforehimWaylandSmith,anddemandedofhim(inprivate,however)bywhatauthorityhehadventuredtoadministeranymedicinetoSirHughRobsart?
"Why,"repliedtheartist,"yourworshipcannotbutrememberthatItoldyouIhadmademoreprogressintomymaster's——ImeanthelearnedDoctorDoboobie's——mysterythanhewaswillingtoown;
andindeedhalfofhisquarrelandmaliceagainstmewasthat,besidesthatIgotsomethingtoodeepintohissecrets,severaldiscerningpersons,andparticularlyabuxomyoungwidowofAbingdon,preferredmyprescriptionstohis。"
"Noneofthybuffoonery,sir,"saidTressiliansternly。"Ifthouhasttrifledwithus——muchmore,ifthouhastdoneaughtthatmayprejudiceSirHughRobsart'shealth,thoushaltfindthygraveatthebottomofatin—mine。"
"IknowtoolittleofthegreatARCANUMtoconverttheoretogold,"saidWaylandfirmly。"Buttrucetoyourapprehensions,MasterTressilian。Iunderstoodthegoodknight'scasefromwhatMasterWilliamBadgertoldme;andIhopeIamableenoughtoadministerapoordoseofmandragora,which,withthesleepthatmustneedsfollow,isallthatSirHughRobsartrequirestosettlehisdistraughtbrains。"
"Itrustthoudealestfairlywithme,Wayland?"saidTressilian。
"Mostfairlyandhonestly,astheeventshallshow,"repliedtheartist。"Whatwoulditavailmetoharmthepooroldmanforwhomyouareinterested?——you,towhomIoweitthatGafferPinniewinksisnotevennowrendingmyfleshandsinewswithhisaccursedpincers,andprobingeverymoleinmybodywithhissharpenedawl(amurrainonthehandswhichforgedit!)inordertofindoutthewitch'smark?——Itrusttoyokemyselfasahumblefollowertoyourworship'strain,andIonlywishtohavemyfaithjudgedofbytheresultofthegoodknight'sslumbers。"
WaylandSmithwasrightinhisprognostication。Thesedativedraughtwhichhisskillhadprepared,andWillBadger'sconfidencehadadministered,wasattendedwiththemostbeneficialeffects。Thepatient'ssleepwaslongandhealthful,andthepooroldknightawoke,humbledindeedinthoughtandweakinframe,yetamuchbetterjudgeofwhateverwassubjectedtohisintellectthanhehadbeenforsometimepast。HeresistedforawhiletheproposalmadebyhisfriendsthatTressilianshouldundertakeajourneytocourt,toattempttherecoveryofhisdaughter,andtheredressofherwrongs,insofarastheymightyetberepaired。"Lethergo,"hesaid;"sheisbutahawkthatgoesdownthewind;Iwouldnotbestowevenawhistletoreclaimher。"Butthoughheforsometimemaintainedthisargument,hewasatlengthconvinceditwashisdutytotaketheparttowhichnaturalaffectioninclinedhim,andconsentthatsucheffortsascouldyetbemadeshouldbeusedbyTressilianinbehalfofhisdaughter。Hesubscribed,therefore,awarrantofattorney,suchasthecurate'sskillenabledhimtodrawup;forinthosesimpledaystheclergywereoftentheadvisersoftheirflockinlawaswellasingospel。
AllmatterswerepreparedforTressilian'sseconddeparture,withintwenty—fourhoursafterhehadreturnedtoLidcoteHall;
butonematerialcircumstancehadbeenforgotten,whichwasfirstcalledtotheremembranceofTressilianbyMasterMumblazen。
"Youaregoingtocourt,MasterTressilian,"saidhe;"youwillpleaserememberthatyourblazonrymustbeARGENTandOR——noothertinctureswillpasscurrent。"Theremarkwasequallyjustandembarrassing。Toprosecuteasuitatcourt,readymoneywasasindispensableeveninthegoldendaysofElizabethasatanysucceedingperiod;anditwasacommoditylittleatthecommandoftheinhabitantsofLidcoteHall。Tressilianwashimselfpoor;
therevenuesofgoodSirHughRobsartwereconsumed,andevenanticipated,inhishospitablemodeofliving;anditwasfinallynecessarythattheheraldwhostartedthedoubtshouldhimselfsolveit。MasterMichaelMumblazendidsobyproducingabagofmoney,containingnearlythreehundredpoundsingoldandsilverofvariouscoinage,thesavingsoftwentyyears,whichhenow,withoutspeakingasyllableuponthesubject,dedicatedtotheserviceofthepatronwhoseshelterandprotectionhadgivenhimthemeansofmakingthislittlehoard。Tressilianaccepteditwithoutaffectingamoment'shesitation,andamutualgraspofthehandwasallthatpassedbetwixtthem,toexpressthepleasurewhichtheonefeltindedicatinghisalltosuchapurpose,andthatwhichtheotherreceivedfromfindingsomaterialanobstacletothesuccessofhisjourneysosuddenlyremoved,andinamannersounexpected。
WhileTressilianwasmakingpreparationsforhisdepartureearlytheensuingmorning,WaylandSmithdesiredtospeakwithhim,and,expressinghishopethathehadbeenpleasedwiththeoperationofhismedicineinbehalfofSirHughRobsart,addedhisdesiretoaccompanyhimtocourt。ThiswasindeedwhatTressilianhimselfhadseveraltimesthoughtof;fortheshrewdness,alertnessofunderstanding,andvarietyofresourcewhichthisfellowhadexhibitedduringthetimetheyhadtravelledtogether,hadmadehimsensiblethathisassistancemightbeofimportance。ButthenWaylandwasindangerfromthegraspoflaw;andofthisTressilianremindedhim,mentioningsomething,atthesametime,ofthepincersofPinniewinksandthewarrantofMasterJusticeBlindas。WaylandSmithlaughedbothtoscorn。
"Seeyou,sir!"saidhe,"Ihavechangedmygarbfromthatofafarriertoaserving—man;butwereitstillasitwas,lookatmymoustaches。Theynowhangdown;Iwillbutturnthemup,anddyethemwithatincturethatIknowof,andthedevilwouldscarceknowmeagain。"
Heaccompaniedthesewordswiththeappropriateaction,andinlessthanaminute,bysettingup,hismoustachesandhishair,heseemedadifferentpersonfromhimthathadbutnowenteredtheroom。Still,however,Tressilianhesitatedtoaccepthisservices,andtheartistbecameproportionablyurgent。
"Ioweyoulifeandlimb,"hesaid,"andIwouldfainpayapartofthedebt,especiallyasIknowfromWillBadgeronwhatdangerousserviceyourworshipisbound。Idonot,indeed,pretendtobewhatiscalledamanofmettle,oneofthoserufflingtear—catswhomaintaintheirmaster'squarrelwithswordandbuckler。Nay,Iamevenoneofthosewhoholdtheendofafeastbetterthanthebeginningofafray。ButIknowthatIcanserveyourworshipbetter,insuchquestasyours,thananyofthesesword—and—daggermen,andthatmyheadwillbeworthanhundredoftheirhands。"
Tressilianstillhesitated。Heknewnotmuchofthisstrangefellow,andwasdoubtfulhowfarhecouldreposeinhimtheconfidencenecessarytorenderhimausefulattendantuponthepresentemergency。Erehehadcometoadetermination,thetramplingofahorsewasheardinthecourtyard,andMasterMumblazenandWillBadgerbothenteredhastilyintoTressilian'schamber,speakingalmostatthesamemoment。
"Hereisaserving—manonthebonniestgreytitIeversee'dinmylife,"saidWillBadger,whogotthestart——"havingonhisarmasilvercognizance,beingafire—drakeholdinginhismouthabrickbat,underacoronetofanEarl'sdegree,"saidMasterMumblazen,"andbearingalettersealedofthesame。"
Tressiliantooktheletter,whichwasaddressed"TotheworshipfulMasterEdmundTressilian,ourlovingkinsman——These——
ride,ride,ride——forthylife,forthylife,forthylife。"Hethenopenedit,andfoundthefollowingcontents:——
"MASTERTRESSILIAN,OURGOODFRIENDANDCOUSIN,"Weareatpresentsoillatease,andotherwisesounhappilycircumstanced,thatwearedesiroustohavearoundusthoseofourfriendsonwhoseloving—kindnesswecanmostespeciallyreposeconfidence;amongstwhomweholdourgoodMasterTressilianoneoftheforemostandnearest,bothingoodwillandgoodability。Wethereforeprayyou,withyourmostconvenientspeed,torepairtoourpoorlodging,atSayesCourt,nearDeptford,wherewewilltreatfurtherwithyouofmatterswhichwedeemitnotfittocommituntowriting。Andsowebidyouheartilyfarewell,beingyourlovingkinsmantocommand,"RATCLIFFE,EARLOFSUSSEX。"
"Sendupthemessengerinstantly,WillBadger,"saidTressilian;
andasthemanenteredtheroom,heexclaimed,"Ah,Stevens,isityou?howdoesmygoodlord?"
"Ill,MasterTressilian,"wasthemessenger'sreply,"andhavingthereforethemoreneedofgoodfriendsaroundhim。"
"Butwhatismylord'smalady?"saidTressiliananxiously;I
heardnothingofhisbeingill。"
"Iknownot,sir,"repliedtheman;"heisveryillatease。Theleechesareatastand,andmanyofhishouseholdsuspectfoulpractice—witchcraft,orworse。"
"Whatarethesymptoms?"saidWaylandSmith,steppingforwardhastily。
"Anan?"saidthemessenger,notcomprehendinghismeaning。
"Whatdoesheail?"saidWayland;"wherelieshisdisease?"
ThemanlookedatTressilian,asiftoknowwhetherheshouldanswertheseinquiriesfromastranger,andreceivingasignintheaffirmative,hehastilyenumeratedgraduallossofstrength,nocturnalperspiration,andlossofappetite,faintness,etc。
"Joined,"saidWayland,"toagnawingpaininthestomach,andalowfever?"
"Evenso,"saidthemessenger,somewhatsurprised。
"Iknowhowthediseaseiscaused,"saidtheartist,"andIknowthecause。YourmasterhaseatenofthemannaofSaintNicholas。
Iknowthecuretoo——mymastershallnotsayIstudiedinhislaboratoryfornothing。"
"Howmeanyou?"saidTressilian,frowning;"wespeakofoneofthefirstnoblesofEngland。Bethinkyou,thisisnosubjectforbuffoonery。"
"Godforbid!"saidWaylandSmith。"IsaythatIknowthisdisease,andcancurehim。RememberwhatIdidforSirHughRobsart,"
"Wewillsetforthinstantly,"saidTressilian。"Godcallsus。"
Accordingly,hastilymentioningthisnewmotiveforhisinstantdeparture,thoughwithoutalludingtoeitherthesuspicionsofStevens,ortheassurancesofWaylandSmith,hetookthekindestleaveofSirHughandthefamilyatLidcoteHall,whoaccompaniedhimwithprayersandblessings,and,attendedbyWaylandandtheEarlofSussex'sdomestic,travelledwiththeutmostspeedtowardsLondon。
CHAPTERXIII。
Ay,Iknowyouhavearsenic,Vitriol,sal—tartre,argaile,alkaly,Cinoper:Iknowall。——Thisfellow,Captain,Willcomeintimetobeagreatdistiller,Andgiveasay(Iwillnotsaydirectly,Butverynear)atthephilosopher'sstone。THEALCHEMIST。
Tressilianandhisattendantspressedtheirroutewithalldispatch。Hehadaskedthesmith,indeed,whentheirdeparturewasresolvedon,whetherhewouldnotratherchoosetoavoidBerkshire,inwhichhehadplayedapartsoconspicuous?ButWaylandreturnedaconfidentanswer。HehademployedtheshortintervaltheypassedatLidcoteHallintransforminghimselfinawonderfulmanner。Hiswildandovergrownthicketofbeardwasnowrestrainedtotwosmallmoustachesontheupperlip,turnedupinamilitaryfashion。AtailorfromthevillageofLidcote(wellpaid)hadexertedhisskill,underhiscustomer'sdirections,soascompletelytoalterWayland'soutwardman,andtakeofffromhisappearancealmosttwentyyearsofage。
Formerly,besmearedwithsootandcharcoal,overgrownwithhair,andbentdoublewiththenatureofhislabour,disfiguredtoobyhisoddandfantasticdress,heseemedamanoffiftyyearsold。
Butnow,inahandsomesuitofTressilian'slivery,withaswordbyhissideandabuckleronhisshoulder,helookedlikeagayrufflingserving—man,whoseagemightbebetwixtthirtyandthirty—five,theveryprimeofhumanlife。Hisloutish,savage—
lookingdemeanourseemedequallychanged,intoaforward,sharp,andimpudentalertnessoflookandaction。
WhenchallengedbyTressilian,whodesiredtoknowthecauseofametamorphosissosingularandsoabsolute,Waylandonlyansweredbysingingastavefromacomedy,whichwasthennew,andwassupposed,amongthemorefavourablejudges,toaugursomegeniusonthepartoftheauthor。Wearehappytopreservethecouplet,whichranexactlythus,——
"Ban,ban,caCaliban——
Getanewmaster——Beanewman。"
AlthoughTressiliandidnotrecollecttheverses,yettheyremindedhimthatWaylandhadoncebeenastageplayer,acircumstancewhich,ofitself,accountedindifferentlywellforthereadinesswithwhichhecouldassumesototalachangeofpersonalappearance。Theartisthimselfwassoconfidentofhisdisguisebeingcompletelychanged,orofhishavingcompletelychangedhisdisguise,whichmaybethemorecorrectmodeofspeaking,thatheregrettedtheywerenottopassnearhisoldplaceofretreat。
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