"That,"saidthesmith,"istheveryprinciplethatmyworthyfriendandmaster,DoctorDoboobie,alwaysactedupon;until,beingbesottedwithhisownimaginations,andconceitedofhishighchemicalskill,hebegantospend,incheatinghimself,themoneywhichhehadacquiredincheatingothers,andeitherdiscoveredorbuiltforhimself,Icouldneverknowwhich,thissecretelaboratory,inwhichheusedtosecludehimselfbothfrompatientsanddisciples,whodoubtlessthoughthislongandmysteriousabsencesfromhisordinaryresidenceinthetownofFarringdonwereoccasionedbyhisprogressinthemysticsciences,andhisintercoursewiththeinvisibleworld。Mealsohetriedtodeceive;butthoughIcontradictedhimnot,hesawthatIknewtoomuchofhissecretstobeanylongerasafecompanion。Meanwhile,hisnamewaxedfamous——orratherinfamous,andmanyofthosewhoresortedtohimdidsounderpersuasionthathewasasorcerer。Andyethissupposedadvanceintheoccultsciencesdrewtohimthesecretresortofmentoopowerfultobenamed,forpurposestoodangeroustobementioned。Mencursedandthreatenedhim,andbestowedonme,theinnocentassistantofhisstudies,thenicknameoftheDevil'sfoot—post,whichprocuredmeavolleyofstonesassoonaseverIventuredtoshowmyfaceinthestreetofthevillage。Atlengthmymastersuddenlydisappeared,pretendingtomethathewasabouttovisithiselaboratoryinthisplace,andforbiddingmetodisturbhimtilltwodayswerepast。Whenthisperiodhadelapsed,Ibecameanxious,andresortedtothisvault,whereI
foundthefiresextinguishedandtheutensilsinconfusion,withanotefromthelearnedDoboobius,ashewaswonttostylehimself,acquaintingmethatweshouldnevermeetagain,bequeathingmehischemicalapparatus,andtheparchmentwhichI
havejustputintoyourhands,advisingmestronglytoprosecutethesecretwhichitcontained,whichwouldinfalliblyleadmetothediscoveryofthegrandmagisterium。"
"Anddidstthoufollowthissageadvice?"saidTressilian。
"Worshipfulsir,no,"repliedthesmith;"for,beingbynaturecautious,andsuspiciousfromknowingwithwhomIhadtodo,I
madesomanyperquisitionsbeforeIventuredeventolightafire,thatIatlengthdiscoveredasmallbarrelofgunpowder,carefullyhidbeneaththefurnace,withthepurpose,nodoubt,thatassoonasIshouldcommencethegrandworkofthetransmutationofmetals,theexplosionshouldtransmutethevaultandallinitintoaheapofruins,whichmightserveatonceformyslaughter—houseandmygrave。Thiscuredmeofalchemy,andfainwouldIhavereturnedtothehonesthammerandanvil;butwhowouldbringahorsetobeshodbytheDevil'spost?
Meantime,IhadwontheregardofmyhonestFlibbertigibbethere,hebeingthenatFarringdonwithhismaster,thesageErasmusHoliday,byteachinghimafewsecrets,suchaspleaseyouthathisage;andaftermuchcounseltogether,weagreedthat,sinceI
couldgetnopracticeintheordinaryway,IshouldtryhowI
couldworkoutbusinessamongtheseignorantboors,bypractisingupontheirsillyfears;and,thankstoFlibbertigibbet,whohathspreadmyrenown,Ihavenotwantedcustom。Butitiswonattoogreatrisk,andIfearIshallbeatlengthtakenupforawizard;sothatIseekbutanopportunitytoleavethisvault,whenIcanhavetheprotectionofsomeworshipfulpersonagainstthefuryofthepopulace,incasetheychancetorecognizeme。"
"Andartthou,"saidTressilian,"perfectlyacquaintedwiththeroadsinthiscountry?"
"Icouldridethemeveryinchbymidnight,"answeredWaylandSmith,whichwasthenamethisadepthadassumed。
"Thouhastnohorsetorideupon,"saidTressilian。
"Pardonme,"repliedWayland;"Ihaveasgoodatitaseveryeomanbestrode;andIforgottosayitwasthebestpartofthemediciner'slegacytome,exceptingoneortwoofthechoicestofhismedicalsecrets,whichIpickedupwithouthisknowledgeandagainsthiswill。"
"Getthyselfwashedandshaved,then,"saidTressilian;"reformthydressaswellasthoucanst,andflingawaythesegrotesquetrappings;and,sothouwiltbesecretandfaithful,thoushaltfollowmeforashorttime,tillthyprankshereareforgotten。
Thouhast,Ithink,bothaddressandcourage,andIhavemattertodothatmayrequireboth。"
WaylandSmitheagerlyembracedtheproposal,andprotestedhisdevotiontohisnewmaster。Inaveryfewminuteshehadmadesogreatanalterationinhisoriginalappearance,bychangeofdress,trimminghisbeardandhair,andsoforth,thatTressiliancouldnothelpremarkingthathethoughthewouldstandinlittleneedofaprotector,sincenoneofhisoldacquaintancewerelikelytorecognizehim。
"Mydebtorswouldnotpaymemoney,"saidWayland,shakinghishead;"butmycreditorsofeverykindwouldbelesseasilyblinded。And,intruth,Iholdmyselfnotsafe,unlessundertheprotectionofagentlemanofbirthandcharacter,asisyourworship。"
Sosaying,heledthewayoutofthecavern。HethencalledloudlyforHobgoblin,who,afterlingeringforaninstant,appearedwiththehorsefurniture,whenWaylandclosedandsedulouslycoveredupthetrap—door,observingitmightagainservehimathisneed,besidesthatthetoolswereworthsomewhat。Awhistlefromtheownerbroughttohissideanagthatfedquietlyonthecommon,andwasaccustomedtothesignal。
Whileheaccoutredhimforthejourney,Tressiliandrewhisowngirthstighter,andinafewminutesbothwerereadytomount。
AtthismomentSludgeapproachedtobidthemfarewell。
"Youaregoingtoleaveme,then,myoldplayfellow,"saidtheboy;"andthereisanendofallourgameatbo—peepwiththecowardlylubbardswhomIbroughthithertohavetheirbroad—
footednagsshedbythedevilandhisimps?"
"Itisevenso,"saidWaylandSmith,"thebestfriendsmustpart,Flibbertigibbet;butthou,myboy,arttheonlythingintheValeofWhitehorsewhichIshallregrettoleavebehindme。"
"Well,Ibidtheenotfarewell,"saidDickieSludge,"foryouwillbeattheserevels,Ijudge,andsoshallI;forifDominieHolidaytakemenotthither,bythelightofday,whichweseenotinyonderdarkhole,Iwilltakemyselfthere!"
"Ingoodtime,"saidWayland;"butIprayyoutodonoughtrashly。"
"Nay,nowyouwouldmakeachild,acommonchildofme,andtellmeoftheriskofwalkingwithoutleading—strings。Butbeforeyouareamilefromthesestones,youshallknowbyasuretokenthatIhavemoreofthehobgoblinaboutmethanyoucredit;andI
willsomanagethat,ifyoutakeadvantage,youmayprofitbymyprank。"
"Whatdostthoumean,boy?"saidTressilian;butFlibbertigibbetonlyansweredwithagrinandacaper,andbiddingbothofthemfarewell,and,atthesametime,exhortingthemtomakethebestoftheirwayfromtheplace,hesetthemtheexamplebyrunninghomewardwiththesameuncommonvelocitywithwhichhehadbaffledTressilian'sformerattemptstogetholdofhim。
"Itisinvaintochasehim,"saidWaylandSmith;"forunlessyourworshipisexpertinlark—hunting,weshouldnevercatchholdofhim——andbesides,whatwoulditavail?Bettermakethebestofourwayhence,asheadvises。"
Theymountedtheirhorsesaccordingly,andbegantoproceedataroundpace,assoonasTressilianhadexplainedtohisguidethedirectioninwhichhedesiredtotravel。
Aftertheyhadtrottednearlyamile,Tressiliancouldnothelpobservingtohiscompanionthathishorsefeltmorelivelyunderhimthanevenwhenhemountedinthemorning。
"Areyouavisedofthat?"saidWaylandSmith,smiling。"Thatisowingtoalittlesecretofmine。Imixedthatwithanhandfulofoatswhichshallsaveyourworship'sheelsthetroubleofspurringthesesixhoursatleast。Nay,Ihavenotstudiedmedicineandpharmacyfornought。"
"Itrust,"saidTressilian,"yourdrugswilldomyhorsenoharm?"
"Nomorethanthemare'smilk;whichfoaledhim,"answeredtheartist,andwasproceedingtodilateontheexcellenceofhisrecipewhenhewasinterruptedbyanexplosionasloudandtremendousastheminewhichblowsuptherampartofabeleagueredcity。Thehorsesstarted,andtheriderswereequallysurprised。Theyturnedtogazeinthedirectionfromwhichthethunder—clapwasheard,andbeheld,justoverthespottheyhadleftsorecently,ahugepillarofdarksmokerisinghighintotheclear,blueatmosphere。"Myhabitationisgonetowreck,"saidWayland,immediatelyconjecturingthecauseoftheexplosion。"Iwasafooltomentionthedoctor'skindintentionstowardsmymansionbeforethatlimbofmischief,Flibbertigibbet;
Imighthaveguessedhewouldlongtoputsorareafrolicintoexecution。Butletushastenon,forthesoundwillcollectthecountrytothespot。"
Sosaying,hespurredhishorse,andTressilianalsoquickeninghisspeed,theyrodebrisklyforward。
"This,then,wasthemeaningofthelittleimp'stokenwhichhepromisedus?"saidTressilian。"Hadwelingerednearthespot,wehadfounditalove—tokenwithavengeance。"
"Hewouldhavegivenuswarning,"saidthesmith。"Isawhimlookbackmorethanoncetoseeifwewereoff——'tisaverydevilformischief,yetnotanill—natureddevileither。ItwerelongtotellyourhonourhowIbecamefirstacquaintedwithhim,andhowmanytricksheplayedme。Manyagoodturnhedidmetoo,especiallyinbringingmecustomers;forhisgreatdelightwastoseethemsitshiveringbehindthebusheswhentheyheardtheclickofmyhammer。IthinkDameNature,whenshelodgedadoublequantityofbrainsinthatmisshapenheadofhis,gavehimthepowerofenjoyingotherpeople'sdistresses,asshegavethemthepleasureoflaughingathisugliness。"
"Itmaybeso,"saidTressilian;"thosewhofindthemselvesseveredfromsocietybypeculiaritiesofform,iftheydonothatethecommonbulkofmankind,areatleastnotaltogetherindisposedtoenjoytheirmishapsandcalamities。"
"ButFlibbertigibbet,"answeredWayland,"haththatabouthimwhichmayredeemhisturnformischievousfrolic;forheisasfaithfulwhenattachedasheistrickyandmalignanttostrangers,and,asIsaidbefore,Ihavecausetosayso。"
Tressilianpursuedtheconversationnofurther,andtheycontinuedtheirjourneytowardsDevonshirewithoutfurtheradventure,untiltheyalightedataninninthetownofMarlborough,sincecelebratedforhavinggiventitletothegreatestgeneral(exceptingone)whomBritaineverproduced。
Herethetravellersreceived,inthesamebreath,anexampleofthetruthoftwooldproverbs——namely,thatILLNEWSFLYFAST,andthatLISTENERSSELDOMHEARAGOODTALEOFTHEMSELVES。
Theinn—yardwasinasortofcombustionwhentheyalighted;
insomuch,thattheycouldscarcegetmanorboytotakecareoftheirhorses,sofullwerethewholehouseholdofsomenewswhichflewfromtonguetotongue,theimportofwhichtheywereforsometimeunabletodiscover。Atlength,indeed,theyfounditrespectedmatterswhichtouchedthemnearly。
"Whatisthematter,sayyou,master?"answered,atlength,theheadhostler,inreplytoTressilian'srepeatedquestions。——"Why,truly,Iscarceknowmyself。Butherewasariderbutnow,whosaysthatthedevilhathflownawaywithhimtheycalledWaylandSmith,thatwon'daboutthreemilesfromtheWhitehorseofBerkshire,thisveryblessedmorning,inaflashoffireandapillarofsmoke,androoteduptheplacehedweltin,nearthatoldcockpitofuprightstones,ascleanlyasifithadallbeendelvedupforacropping。"
"Why,then,"saidanoldfarmer,"themoreisthepity;forthatWaylandSmith(whetherhewasthedevil'scronyornoIskillnot)hadagoodnotionofhorses'diseases,andit'stobethoughtthebotswillspreadinthecountryfarandnear,anSatanhasnotgienuntimetoleavehissecretbehindun。"
"Youmaysaythat,GafferGrimesby,"saidthehostlerinreturn;
"IhavecarriedahorsetoWaylandSmithmyself,forhepassedallfarriersinthiscountry。"
"Didyouseehim?"saidDameAlisonCrane,mistressoftheinnbearingthatsign,anddeigningtotermHUSBANDtheownerthereof,amean—lookinghop—o'—my—thumbsortorperson,whosehaltinggait,andlongneck,andmeddling,henpeckedinsignificancearesupposedtohavegivenorigintothecelebratedoldEnglishtuneof"MynamehathalametameCrane。"
Onthisoccasionhechirpedoutarepetitionofhiswife'squestion,"Didstseethedevil,JackHostler,Isay?"
"AndwhatifIdidseeun,MasterCrane?"repliedJackHostler,for,likealltherestofthehousehold,hepaidaslittlerespecttohismasterashismistressherselfdid。
"Nay,nought,JackHostler,"repliedthepacificMasterCrane;
"onlyifyousawthedevil,methinksIwouldliketoknowwhatun'slike?"
"Youwillknowthatoneday,MasterCrane,"saidhishelpmate,"anyemendnotyourmanners,andmindyourbusiness,leavingoffsuchidlepalabras。——Buttruly,JackHostler,Ishouldbegladtoknowmyselfwhatlikethefellowwas。"
"Why,dame,"saidthehostler,morerespectfully,"asforwhathewaslikeIcannottell,nornomanelse,forwhyIneversawun。"
"Andhowdidstthougetthineerranddone,"saidGafferGrimesby,"ifthouseedsthimnot?"
"Why,Ihadschoolmastertowritedownailmento'nag,"saidJackHostler;"andIwentwi'theugliestslipofaboyformyguideasevermancutouto'lime—treeroottopleaseachildwithal。"
"Andwhatwasit?——anddiditcureyournag,JackHostler?"wasutteredandechoedbyallwhostoodaround。
"Why,howcanItellyouwhatitwas?"saidthehostler;"simplyitsmelledandtasted——forIdidmakeboldtoputapea'ssubstanceintomymouth——likehartshornandsavinmixedwithvinegar;butthennohartshornandsavineverwroughtsospeedyacure。AndIamdreadingthatifWaylandSmithbegone,thebotswillhavemorepoweroverhorseandcattle。"
Theprideofart,whichiscertainlynotinferiorinitsinfluencetoanyotherpridewhatever,heresofaroperatedonWaylandSmith,that,notwithstandingtheobviousdangerofhisbeingrecognized,hecouldnothelpwinkingtoTressilian,andsmilingmysteriously,asiftriumphingintheundoubtedevidenceofhisveterinaryskill。Inthemeanwhile,thediscoursecontinued。
"E'enletitbeso,"saidagravemaninblack,thecompanionofGafferGrimesby;"e'enletusperishundertheevilGodsendsus,ratherthanthedevilbeourdoctor。"
"Verytrue,"saidDameCrane;"andImarvelatJackHostlerthathewouldperilhisownsoultocurethebowelsofanag。"
"Verytrue,mistress,"saidJackHostler,"butthenagwasmymaster's;andhaditbeenyours,Ithinkyewouldha'heldmecheapenowanIhadfearedthedevilwhenthepoorbeastwasinsuchataking。Fortherest,lettheclergylooktoit。Everymantohiscraft,saystheproverb——theparsontotheprayer—
book,andthegroomtohiscurry—comb。
"Ivow,"saidDameCrane,"IthinkJackHostlerspeakslikeagoodChristianandafaithfulservant,whowillspareneitherbodynorsoulinhismaster'sservice。However,thedevilhasliftedhimintime,foraConstableoftheHundredcamehitherthismorningtogetoldGafferPinniewinks,thetrierofwitches,togowithhimtotheValeofWhitehorsetocomprehendWaylandSmith,andputhimtohisprobation。IhelpedPinniewinkstosharpenhispincersandhispoking—awl,andIsawthewarrantfromJusticeBlindas。"
"Pooh——pooh——thedevilwouldlaughbothatBlindasandhiswarrant,constableandwitch—findertoboot,"saidoldDameCrank,thePapistlaundress;"WaylandSmith'sfleshwouldmindPinniewinks'awlnomorethanacambricruffmindsahotpiccadilloe—needle。Buttellme,gentlefolks,ifthedevileverhadsuchahandamongye,astosnatchawayyoursmithsandyourartistsfromunderyournose,whenthegoodAbbotsofAbingdonhadtheirown?ByOurLady,no!——theyhadtheirhallowedtapers;
andtheirholywater,andtheirrelics,andwhatnot,couldsendthefoulestfiendsa—packing。Goaskahereticparsontodothelike。Butourswereacomfortablepeople。"
"Verytrue,DameCrank,"saidthehostler;"sosaidSimpkinsofSimonburnwhenthecuratekissedhiswife,——'Theyareacomfortablepeople,'saidhe。"
"Silence,thoufoul—mouthedvermin,"saidDameCrank;"isitfitforaheretichorse—boyliketheetohandlesuchatextastheCatholicclergy?"
"Introthno,dame,"repliedthemanofoats;"andasyouyourselfarenownotextfortheirhandling,dame,whatevermayhavebeenthecaseinyourday,Ithinkwehade'enbetterleaveunalone。"
Atthislastexchangeofsarcasm,DameCranksetupherthroat,andbeganahorribleexclamationagainstJackHostler,undercoverofwhichTressilianandhisattendantescapedintothehouse。
Theyhadnosoonerenteredaprivatechamber,towhichGoodmanCranehimselfhadcondescendedtousherthem,anddispatchedtheirworthyandobsequioushostontheerrandofprocuringwineandrefreshment,thanWaylandSmithbegantogiveventtohisself—importance。
"Yousee,sir,"saidhe,addressingTressilian,"thatInothingfabledinassertingthatIpossessedfullythemightymysteryofafarrier,ormareschal,astheFrenchmorehonourablytermus。
Thesedog—hostlers,who,afterall,arethebetterjudgesinsuchacase,knowwhatcredittheyshouldattachtomymedicaments。I
callyoutowitness,worshipfulMasterTressilian,thatnought,savethevoiceofcalumnyandthehandofmaliciousviolence,hathdrivenmeforthfromastationinwhichIheldaplacealikeusefulandhonoured。"
"Ibearwitness,myfriend,butwillreservemylistening,"
answeredTressilian,"forasafertime;unless,indeed,youdeemitessentialtoyourreputationtobetranslated,likeyourlatedwelling,bytheassistanceofaflashoffire。Foryouseeyourbestfriendsreckonyounobetterthanameresorcerer。"
"Now,Heavenforgivethem,"saidtheartist,"whoconfoundedlearnedskillwithunlawfulmagic!Itrustamanmaybeasskilful,ormoreso,thanthebestchirurgeonevermeddledwithhorse—flesh,andyetmaybeuponthematterlittlemorethanotherordinarymen,orattheworstnoconjurer。"
"Godforbidelse!"saidTressilian。"Butbesilentjustforthepresent,sinceherecomesminehostwithanassistant,whoseemssomethingoftheleast。"
Everybodyabouttheinn,DameCraneherselfincluded,hadbeenindeedsointerestedandagitatedbythestorytheyhadheardofWaylandSmith,andbythenew,varying,andmoremarvellouseditionsoftheincidentwhicharrivedfromvariousquarters,thatminehost,inhisrighteousdeterminationtoaccommodatehisguests,hadbeenabletoobtaintheassistanceofnoneofhishousehold,savingthatofalittleboy,ajuniortapster,ofabouttwelveyearsold,whowascalledSampson。
"Iwish,"hesaid,apologizingtohisguests,ashesetdownaflagonofsack,andpromisedsomefoodimmediately——"IwishthedevilhadflownawaywithmywifeandmywholefamilyinsteadofthisWaylandSmith,who,Idaresay,afterallsaidanddone,wasmuchlessworthyofthedistinctionwhichSatanhasdonehim。"
"Iholdopinionwithyou,goodfellow,"repliedWaylandSmith;
"andIwilldrinktoyouuponthatargument。"
"NotthatIwouldjustifyanymanwhodealswiththedevil,"saidminehost,afterhavingpledgedWaylandinarousingdraughtofsack,"butthat——sawyeeverbettersack,mymasters?——butthat,Isay,amanhadbetterdealwithadozencheatsandscoundrelfellows,suchasthisWaylandSmith,thanwithadevilincarnate,thattakespossessionofhouseandhome,bedandboard。"
Thepoorfellow'sdetailofgrievanceswashereinterruptedbytheshrillvoiceofhishelpmate,screamingfromthekitchen,towhichheinstantlyhobbled,cravingpardonofhisguests。HewasnosoonergonethanWaylandSmithexpressed,byeverycontemptuousepithetinthelanguage,hisutterscornforanincompoopwhostuckhisheadunderhiswife'sapron—string;andintimatedthat,savingforthesakeofthehorses,whichrequiredbothrestandfood,hewouldadvisehisworshipfulMasterTressiliantopushonastagefarther,ratherthanpayareckoningtosuchamean—spirited,crow—trodden,henpeckedcoxcomb,asGafferCrane。
Thearrivalofalargedishofgoodcow—heelandbaconsomethingsoothedtheasperityoftheartist,whichwhollyvanishedbeforeachoicecapon,sodelicatelyroastedthatthelardfrothedonit,saidWayland,likeMay—dewonalily;andbothGafferCraneandhisgooddamebecame,inhiseyes,verypainstaking,accommodating,obligingpersons。
Accordingtothemannersofthetimes,themasterandhisattendantsatatthesametable,andthelatterobserved,withregret,howlittleattentionTressilianpaidtohismeal。Herecollected,indeed,thepainhehadgivenbymentioningthemaideninwhosecompanyhehadfirstseenhim;but,fearfuloftouchinguponatopictootendertobetamperedwith,hechosetoascribehisabstinencetoanothercause。
"Thisfareisperhapstoocoarseforyourworship,"saidWayland,asthelimbsofthecapondisappearedbeforehisownexertions;
"buthadyoudweltaslongasIhavedoneinyonderdungeon,whichFlibbertigibbethastranslatedtotheupperelement,aplacewhereIdaredhardlybroilmyfood,lestthesmokeshouldbeseenwithout,youwouldthinkafaircaponamorewelcomedainty。"
"Ifyouarepleased,friend,"saidTressilian,"itiswell。
Nevertheless,hastenthymealifthoucanst,Forthisplaceisunfriendlytothysafety,andmyconcernscravetravelling。"
Allowing,therefore,theirhorsesnomorerestthanwasabsolutelynecessaryforthem,theypursuedtheirjourneybyaforcedmarchasfarasBradford,wheretheyreposedthemselvesforthenight。
Thenextmorningfoundthemearlytravellers。And,nottofatiguethereaderwithunnecessaryparticulars,theytraversedwithoutadventurethecountiesofWiltshireandSomerset,andaboutnoonofthethirddayafterTressilian'sleavingCumnor,arrivedatSirHughRobsart'sseat,calledLidcoteHall,onthefrontiersofDevonshire。
CHAPTERXII。
Ahme!theflowerandblossomofyourhouse,Thewindhathblownawaytoothertowers。
JOANNABAILLIE'SFAMILYLEGEND。
TheancientseatofLidcoteHallwassituatednearthevillageofthesamename,andadjoinedthewildandextensiveforestofExmoor,plentifullystockedwithgame,inwhichsomeancientrightsbelongingtotheRobsartfamilyentitledSirHughtopursuehisfavouriteamusementofthechase。Theoldmansionwasalow,venerablebuilding,occupyingaconsiderablespaceofground,whichwassurroundedbyadeepmoat。Theapproachanddrawbridgeweredefendedbyanoctagonaltower,ofancientbrickwork,butsoclothedwithivyandothercreepersthatitwasdifficulttodiscoverofwhatmaterialsitwasconstructed。Theanglesofthistowerwereeachdecoratedwithaturret,whimsicallyvariousinformandinsize,and,therefore,veryunlikethemonotonousstonepepperboxeswhich,inmodernGothicarchitecture,areemployedforthesamepurpose。Oneoftheseturretswassquare,andoccupiedasaclock—house。Buttheclockwasnowstandingstill;acircumstancepeculiarlystrikingtoTressilian,becausethegoodoldknight,amongotherharmlesspeculiarities,hadafidgetyanxietyabouttheexactmeasurementoftime,verycommontothosewhohaveagreatdealofthatcommoditytodisposeof,andfinditlieheavyupontheirhands——
justasweseeshopkeepersamusethemselveswithtakinganexactaccountoftheirstockatthetimethereisleastdemandforit。
Theentrancetothecourtyardoftheoldmansionlaythroughanarchway,surmountedbytheforesaidtower;butthedrawbridgewasdown,andoneleafoftheiron—studdedfolding—doorsstoodcarelesslyopen。Tressilianhastilyrodeoverthedrawbridge,enteredthecourt,andbegantocallloudlyonthedomesticsbytheirnames。Forsometimehewasonlyansweredbytheechoesandthehowlingofthehounds,whosekennellayatnogreatdistancefromthemansion,andwassurroundedbythesamemoat。
AtlengthWillBadger,theoldandfavouriteattendantoftheknight,whoactedalikeassquireofhisbodyandsuperintendentofhissports,madehisappearance。Thestout,weather—beatenforestershowedgreatsignsofjoywhenherecognizedTressilian。
"Lordloveyou,"hesaid,"MasterEdmund,beitthouinfleshandfell?ThenthoumayestdosomegoodonSirHugh,foritpassesthewitofman——thatis,ofmineown,andthecurate's,andMasterMumblazen's——todoaughtwi'un。"
"IsSirHughthenworsesinceIwentaway,Will?"demandedTressilian。
"Forworseinbody——no;heismuchbetter,"repliedthedomestic;
"butheiscleanmazedasitwere——eatsanddrinksashewaswont——butsleepsnot,orratherwakesnot,forheiseverinasortoftwilight,thatisneithersleepingnorwaking。DameSwinefordthoughtitwaslikethedeadpalsy。Butno,no,dame,saidI,itistheheart,itistheheart。"
"Canyenotstirhismindtoanypastimes?"saidTressilian。
"Heiscleanandquiteoffhissports,"saidWillBadger;"hathneithertouchedbackgammonorshovel—board,norlookedonthebigbookofharrowtrywi'MasterMumblazen。Ilettheclockrundown,thinkingthemissingthebellmightsomewhatmovehim——foryouknow,MasterEdmund,hewasparticularincountingtime——butheneversaidawordon't,soImaye'ensettheoldchimea—
towlingagain。ImadeboldtotreadonBungay'stailtoo,andyouknowwhataroundratingthatwouldha'costmeoncea—day;
buthemindedthepoortyke'swhinenomorethanamadgehowletwhoopingdownthechimney——sothecaseisbeyondme。"
"Thoushalttellmetherestwithindoors,Will。Meanwhile,letthispersonbeta'entothebuttery,andusedwithrespect。Heisamanofart。"
"Whiteartorblackart,Iwould,"saidWillBadger,"thathehadanyartwhichcouldhelpus。——Here,TomButler,looktothemanofart;——andseethathestealsnoneofthyspoons,lad,"headdedinawhispertothebutler,whoshowedhimselfatalowwindow,"Ihaveknownashonestafacedfellowhaveartenoughtodothat。"
HethenusheredTressilianintoalowparlour,andwent,athisdesire,toseeinwhatstatehismasterwas,lestthesuddenreturnofhisdarlingpupilandproposedson—in—lawshouldaffecthimtoostrongly。Hereturnedimmediately,andsaidthatSirHughwasdozinginhiselbow—chair,butthatMasterMumblazenwouldacquaintMasterTressiliantheinstantheawaked。
"Butitischanceifheknowsyou,"saidthehuntsman,"forhehasforgottenthenameofeveryhoundinthepack。Ithought,aboutaweeksince,hehadgottenafavourableturn。'SaddlemeoldSorrel,'saidhesuddenly,afterhehadtakenhisusualnight—draughtoutofthegreatsilvergrace—cup,'andtakethehoundstoMountHazelhurstto—morrow。'Gladmenwereweall,andoutwehadhiminthemorning,andherodetocoverasusual,withneverawordspokenbutthatthewindwassouth,andthescentwouldlie。Buterewehaduncoupled'thehounds,hebegantostareroundhim,likeamanthatwakessuddenlyoutofadream——turnsbridle,andwalksbacktoHallagain,andleavesustohuntatleisurebyourselves,ifwelisted。"
"Youtellaheavytale,Will,"repliedTressilian;"butGodmusthelpus——thereisnoaidinman。"
"ThenyoubringusnonewsofyoungMistressAmy?ButwhatneedIask——yourbrowtellsthestory。EverIhopedthatifanymancouldorwouldtrackher,itmustbeyou。All'soverandlostnow。ButifeverIhavethatVarneywithinreachofaflight—
shot,Iwillbestowaforkedshaftonhim;andthatIswearbysaltandbread。"
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