WHENshereachedthetopofthehill,shesawawoodinthedistance。
Shethoughtthatitlookedasafequietspot。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wasnotmuchinthehabitofflying。Sherandownhillafewyardsflappinghershawl,andthenshejumpedoffintotheair。
SHEflewbeautifullywhenshehadgotagoodstart。
Sheskimmedalongoverthetree-topsuntilshesawanopenplaceinthemiddleofthewood,wherethetreesandbrushwoodhadbeencleared。
JEMIMAalightedratherheavily,andbegantowaddleaboutinsearchofaconvenientdrynesting-place。
Sheratherfanciedatree-stumpamongstsometallfox-gloves。
But——seateduponthestump,shewasstartledtofindanelegantlydressedgentlemanreadinganewspaper。
Hehadblackprickearsandsandycolouredwhiskers。
"Quack?"saidJemimaPuddle-duck,withherheadandherbonnetononeside——
"Quack?"
THEgentlemanraisedhiseyesabovehisnewspaperandlookedcuriouslyatJemima——
"Madam,haveyoulostyourway?"saidhe。Hehadalongbushytailwhichhewassittingupon,asthestumpwassomewhatdamp。
Jemimathoughthimmightycivilandhandsome。Sheexplainedthatshehadnotlostherway,butthatshewastryingtofindaconvenientdrynesting-place。
"AH!isthatso?indeed!"saidthegentlemanwithsandywhiskers,lookingcuriouslyatJemima。Hefoldedupthenewspaper,andputitinhiscoat-tailpocket。
Jemimacomplainedofthesuperfluoushen。
"Indeed!howinteresting!
IwishIcouldmeetwiththatfowl。Iwouldteachittominditsownbusiness!"
"BUTastoanest——thereisnodifficulty:Ihaveasackfuloffeathersinmywood-
shed。No,mydearmadam,youwillbeinnobody'sway。
Youmaysitthereaslongasyoulike,"saidthebushylong-
tailedgentleman。
Heledthewaytoaveryretired,dismal-lookinghouseamongstthefox-gloves。
Itwasbuiltoffaggotsandturf,andthereweretwobrokenpails,oneontopofanother,bywayofachimney。
"THISismysummerresidence;youwouldnotfindmyearth——mywinterhouse——soconvenient,"saidthehospitablegentleman。
Therewasatumble-downshedatthebackofthehouse,madeofoldsoap-boxes。Thegentlemanopenedthedoor,andshowedJemimain。
THEshedwasalmostquitefulloffeathers——itwasalmostsuffocating;butitwascomfortableandverysoft。
JemimaPuddle-duckwasrathersurprisedtofindsuchavastquantityoffeathers。Butitwasverycomfortable;andshemadeanestwithoutanytroubleatall。
WHENshecameout,thesandywhiskeredgentlemanwassittingonalogreadingthenewspaper——atleasthehaditspreadout,buthewaslookingoverthetopofit。
Hewassopolite,thatheseemedalmostsorrytoletJemimagohomeforthenight。
Hepromisedtotakegreatcareofhernestuntilshecamebackagainnextday。
Hesaidhelovedeggsandducklings;heshouldbeproudtoseeafinenestfulinhiswood-shed。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
cameeveryafternoon;shelaidnineeggsinthenest。
Theyweregreenywhiteandverylarge。Thefoxygentlemanadmiredthemimmensely。
HeusedtoturnthemoverandcountthemwhenJemimawasnotthere。
AtlastJemimatoldhimthatsheintendedtobegintositnextday——"andIwillbringabagofcornwithme,sothatIneedneverleavemynestuntiltheeggsarehatched。
Theymightcatchcold,"saidtheconscientiousJemima。
"MADAM,Ibegyounottotroubleyourselfwithabag;Iwillprovideoats。
Butbeforeyoucommenceyourtedioussitting,Iintendtogiveyouatreat。Letushaveadinner-partyalltoourselves!
"MayIaskyoutobringupsomeherbsfromthefarm-
gardentomakeasavouryomelette?Sageandthyme,andmintandtwoonions,andsomeparsley。Iwillprovidelardforthestuff-lardfortheomelette,"saidthehospitablegentlemanwithsandywhiskers。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wasasimpleton:noteventhementionofsageandonionsmadehersuspicious。
Shewentroundthefarm-
garden,nibblingoffsnippetsofallthedifferentsortsofherbsthatareusedforstuffingroastduck。
ANDshewaddledintothekitchen,andgottwoonionsoutofabasket。
Thecollie-dogKepmethercomingout,"Whatareyoudoingwiththoseonions?
Wheredoyougoeveryafternoonbyyourself,JemimaPuddle-duck?"
Jemimawasratherinaweofthecollie;shetoldhimthewholestory。
Thecollielistened,withhiswiseheadononeside;hegrinnedwhenshedescribedthepolitegentlemanwithsandywhiskers。
HEaskedseveralquestionsaboutthewood,andabouttheexactpositionofthehouseandshed。
Thenhewentout,andtrotteddownthevillage。Hewenttolookfortwofox-houndpuppieswhowereoutatwalkwiththebutcher。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wentupthecart-roadforthelasttime,onasunnyafternoon。
Shewasratherburdenedwithbunchesofherbsandtwoonionsinabag。
Sheflewoverthewood,andalightedoppositethehouseofthebushylong-tailedgentleman。
HEwassittingonalog;
hesniffedtheair,andkeptglancinguneasilyroundthewood。WhenJemimaalightedhequitejumped。
"Comeintothehouseassoonasyouhavelookedatyoureggs。Givemetheherbsfortheomelette。Besharp!"
Hewasratherabrupt。
JemimaPuddle-duckhadneverheardhimspeaklikethat。
Shefeltsurprised,anduncomfortable。
WHILEshewasinsidesheheardpatteringfeetroundthebackoftheshed。
Someonewithablacknosesniffedatthebottomofthedoor,andthenlockedit。
Jemimabecamemuchalarmed。
AMOMENTafterwardsthereweremostawfulnoises——barking,baying,growlsandhowls,squealingandgroans。
Andnothingmorewaseverseenofthatfoxy-whiskeredgentleman。
PRESENTLYKepopenedthedooroftheshed,andletoutJemimaPuddle-duck。
Unfortunatelythepuppiesrushedinandgobbledupalltheeggsbeforehecouldstopthem。
Hehadabiteonhisearandboththepuppieswerelimping。
JEMIMAPUDDLE-DUCK
wasescortedhomeintearsonaccountofthoseeggs。
SHElaidsomemoreinJune,andshewaspermittedtokeepthemherself:butonlyfourofthemhatched。
JemimaPuddle-ducksaidthatitwasbecauseofhernerves;butshehadalwaysbeenabadsitter。
THEEND
THETALEOF
PIGLINGBLAND
FOR
CECILYANDCHARLIE,ATALEOF
THECHRISTMASPIG。
THETALEOFPIGLINGBLAND
ONCEuponatimetherewasanoldpigcalledAuntPettitoes。
Shehadeightofafamily:fourlittlegirlpigs,calledCross-patch,Suck-suck,Yock-yockandSpot;
andfourlittleboypigs,calledAlexander,PiglingBland,Chin-
chinandStumpy。Stumpyhadhadanaccidenttohistail。
Theeightlittlepigshadveryfineappetites。"Yus,yus,yus!theyeatandindeedtheyDOeat!"
saidAuntPettitoes,lookingatherfamilywithpride。Suddenlytherewerefearfulsqueals;Alexanderhadsqueezedinsidethehoopsofthepigtroughandstuck。
AuntPettitoesandIdraggedhimoutbythehindlegs。
Chin-chinwasalreadyindisgrace;itwaswashingday,andhehadeatenapieceofsoap。Andpresentlyinabasketofcleanclothes,wefoundanotherdirtylittlepig。
"Tchut,tut,tut!whicheveristhis?"gruntedAuntPettitoes。
Nowallthepigfamilyarepink,orpinkwithblackspots,butthispigchildwassmuttyblackallover;
whenithadbeenpoppedintoatub,itprovedtobeYock-yock。
Iwentintothegarden;thereI
foundCross-patchandSuck-suckrootingupcarrots。Iwhippedthemmyselfandledthemoutbytheears。
Cross-patchtriedtobiteme。
"AuntPettitoes,AuntPettitoes!
youareaworthyperson,butyourfamilyisnotwellbroughtup。
EveryoneofthemhasbeeninmischiefexceptSpotandPiglingBland。"
"Yus,yus!"sighedAuntPettitoes。"Andtheydrinkbucketfulsofmilk;Ishallhavetogetanothercow!GoodlittleSpotshallstayathometodothehousework;buttheothersmustgo。
Fourlittleboypigsandfourlittlegirlpigsaretoomanyaltogether。"
"Yus,yus,yus,"saidAuntPettitoes,"therewillbemoretoeatwithoutthem。"
SoChin-chinandSuck-suckwentawayinawheel-barrow,andStumpy,Yock-yockandCross-
patchrodeawayinacart。
Andtheothertwolittleboypigs,PiglingBlandandAlexander,wenttomarket。Webrushedtheircoats,wecurledtheirtailsandwashedtheirlittlefaces,andwishedthemgood-byeintheyard。
AuntPettitoeswipedhereyeswithalargepockethandkerchief,thenshewipedPiglingBland'snoseandshedtears;thenshewipedAlexander'snoseandshedtears;
thenshepassedthehandkerchieftoSpot。AuntPettitoessighedandgrunted,andaddressedthoselittlepigsasfollows:
"NowPiglingBland,sonPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。
TakeyourbrotherAlexanderbythehand。MindyourSundayclothes,andremembertoblowyournose"——
(AuntPettitoespassedroundthehandkerchiefagain)——"bewareoftraps,henroosts,baconandeggs;
alwayswalkuponyourhindlegs。"
PiglingBland,whowasasedatelittlepig,lookedsolemnlyathismother,ateartrickleddownhischeek。
AuntPettitoesturnedtotheother——"NowsonAlexandertakethehand"——"Wee,wee,wee!"
giggledAlexander——"takethehandofyourbrotherPiglingBland,youmustgotomarket。
Mind——""Wee,wee,wee!"interruptedAlexanderagain。Youputmeout,"saidAuntPettitoes"Observesign-postsandmilestones;
donotgobbleherringbones——"
"Andremember,"saidIimpressively,"ifyouoncecrossthecountyboundaryyoucannotcomeback。
Alexander,youarenotattending。
HerearetwolicencespermittingtwopigstogotomarketinLancashire。Attend,Alexander。Ihavehadnoendoftroubleingettingthesepapersfromthepoliceman。"
PiglingBlandlistenedgravely;
Alexanderwashopelesslyvolatile。
Ipinnedthepapers,forsafety,insidetheirwaistcoatpockets;
AuntPettitoesgavetoeachalittlebundle,andeightconversationpeppermintswithappropriatemoralsentimentsinscrewsofpaper。Thentheystarted。
PiglingBlandandAlexandertrottedalongsteadilyforamile;
atleastPiglingBlanddid。Alexandermadetheroadhalfaslongagainbyskippingfromsidetoside。
Hedancedaboutandpinchedhisbrother,singing——
"Thispigwenttomarket,thispigstayedathome,"Thispighadabitofmeat——
let'sseewhattheyhavegivenUS
fordinner,Pigling?"
PiglingBlandandAlexandersatdownanduntiedtheirbundles。
Alexandergobbleduphisdinnerinnotime;hehadalreadyeatenallhisownpeppermints。"Givemeoneofyours,please,Pigling。"
"ButIwishtopreservethemforemergencies,"saidPiglingBlanddoubtfully。Alexanderwentintosquealsoflaughter。ThenheprickedPiglingwiththepinthathadfastenedhispigpaper;andwhenPiglingslappedhimhedroppedthepin,andtriedtotakePigling'spin,andthepapersgotmixedup。PiglingBlandreprovedAlexander。
Butpresentlytheymadeitupagain,andtrottedawaytogether,singing——
"Tom,Tom,thepiper'sson,stoleapigandawayheran!
"Butallthetunethathecouldplay,was'Overthehillsandfaraway!'"
"What'sthat,youngsirs?Stoleapig?Whereareyourlicences?"
saidthepoliceman。Theyhadnearlyrunagainsthimroundacorner。PiglingBlandpulledouthispaper;Alexander,afterfumbling,handedoversomethingscrumply——
"To21/2oz。conversationsweetiesatthreefarthings"——"What'sthis?
Thisain'talicence。"Alexander'snoselengthenedvisibly,hehadlostit。"Ihadone,indeedIhad,Mr。
Policeman!"
"It'snotlikelytheyletyoustartwithout。Iampassingthefarm。
Youmaywalkwithme。""CanI
comebacktoo?"inquiredPiglingBland。"Iseenoreason,youngsir;
yourpaperisallright。"PiglingBlanddidnotlikegoingonalone,anditwasbeginningtorain。Butitisunwisetoarguewiththepolice;
hegavehisbrotherapeppermint,andwatchedhimoutofsight。
ToconcludetheadventuresofAlexander——thepolicemansauntereduptothehouseaboutteatime,followedbyadampsubduedlittlepig。IdisposedofAlexanderintheneighbourhood;hedidfairlywellwhenhehadsettleddown。
PiglingBlandwentonalonedejectedly;hecametocross-roadsandasign-post——"ToMarketTown,5miles,""OvertheHills,4miles,"
"ToPettitoesFarm,3miles。"
PiglingBlandwasshocked,therewaslittlehopeofsleepinginMarketTown,andto-morrowwasthehiringfair;itwasdeplorabletothinkhowmuchtimehadbeenwastedbythefrivolityofAlexander。
Heglancedwistfullyalongtheroadtowardsthehills,andthensetoffwalkingobedientlytheotherway,buttoninguphiscoatagainsttherain。Hehadneverwantedtogo;andtheideaofstandingallbyhimselfinacrowdedmarket,tobestaredat,pushed,andhiredbysomebigstrangefarmerwasverydisagreeable——
"IwishIcouldhavealittlegardenandgrowpotatoes,"saidPiglingBland。
Heputhiscoldhandinhispocketandfelthispaper,heputhisotherhandinhisotherpocketandfeltanotherpaper——Alexander's!
Piglingsquealed;thenranbackfrantically,hopingtoovertakeAlexanderandthepoliceman。
Hetookawrongturn——severalwrongturns,andwasquitelost。
Itgrewdark,thewindwhistled,thetreescreakedandgroaned。
PiglingBlandbecamefrightenedandcried"Wee,wee,wee!Ican'tfindmywayhome!"
Afteranhour'swanderinghegotoutofthewood;themoonshonethroughtheclouds,andPiglingBlandsawacountrythatwasnewtohim。
Theroadcrossedamoor;belowwasawidevalleywitharivertwinklinginthemoonlight,andbeyond,inmistydistance,laythehills。
Hesawasmallwoodenhut,madehiswaytoit,andcreptinside——"IamafraiditISahenhouse,butwhatcanIdo?"saidPiglingBland,wetandcoldandquitetiredout。
"Baconandeggs,baconandeggs!"cluckedahenonaperch。
"Trap,trap,trap!cackle,cackle,cackle!"scoldedthedisturbedcockerel。"Tomarket,tomarket!
jiggettyjig!"cluckedabroodywhitehenroostingnexttohim。
PiglingBland,muchalarmed,determinedtoleaveatdaybreak。
Inthemeantime,heandthehensfellasleep。
Inlessthananhourtheywereallawakened。Theowner,Mr。
PeterThomasPiperson,camewithalanternandahampertocatchsixfowlstotaketomarketinthemorning。
Hegrabbedthewhitehenroostingnexttothecock;thenhiseyefelluponPiglingBland,squeezedupinacorner。Hemadeasingularremark——"Hallo,here'sanother!"——seizedPiglingbythescruffoftheneck,anddroppedhimintothehamper。Thenhedroppedinfivemoredirty,kicking,cacklinghensuponthetopofPiglingBland。
Thehampercontainingsixfowlsandayoungpigwasnolightweight;itwastakendownhill,unsteadily,withjerks。Pigling,althoughnearlyscratchedtopieces,contrivedtohidethepapersandpeppermintsinsidehisclothes。
Atlastthehamperwasbumpeddownuponakitchenfloor,thelidwasopened,andPiglingwasliftedout。Helookedup,blinking,andsawanoffensivelyuglyelderlyman,grinningfromeartoear。
"Thisone'scomeofhimself,whatever,"saidMr。Piperson,turningPigling'spocketsinsideout。
Hepushedthehamperintoacorner,threwasackoverittokeepthehensquiet,putapotonthefire,andunlacedhisboots。
PiglingBlanddrewforwardacoppystool,andsatontheedgeofit,shylywarminghishands。Mr。
Pipersonpulledoffabootandthrewitagainstthewainscotatthefurtherendofthekitchen。
Therewasasmotherednoise——
"Shutup!"saidMr。Piperson。
PiglingBlandwarmedhishands,andeyedhim。
Mr。Pipersonpulledofftheotherbootandflungitafterthefirst,therewasagainacuriousnoise——
"Bequiet,willye?"saidMr。
Piperson。PiglingBlandsatontheveryedgeofthecoppystool。
Mr。Pipersonfetchedmealfromachestandmadeporridge。ItseemedtoPiglingthatsomethingatthefurtherendofthekitchenwastakingasuppressedinterestinthecooking,buthewastoohungrytobetroubledbynoises。
Mr。Pipersonpouredoutthreeplatefuls:forhimself,forPigling,andathird——afterglaringatPigling——heputawaywithmuchscuffling,andlockedup。PiglingBlandatehissupperdiscreetly。
AftersupperMr。Pipersonconsultedanalmanac,andfeltPigling'sribs;itwastoolateintheseasonforcuringbacon,andhegrudgedhismeal。Besides,thehenshadseenthispig。
Helookedatthesmallremainsofaflitch,andthenlookedundecidedlyatPigling。"Youmaysleepontherug,"saidMr。PeterThomasPiperson。
PiglingBlandsleptlikeatop。
InthemorningMr。Pipersonmademoreporridge;theweatherwaswarmer。Helookedtoseehowmuchmealwasleftinthechest,andseemeddissatisfied——"You'lllikelybemovingonagain?"saidhetoPiglingBland。
BeforePiglingcouldreply,aneighbour,whowasgivingMr。
Pipersonandthehensalift,whistledfromthegate。Mr。Pipersonhurriedoutwiththehamper,enjoiningPiglingtoshutthedoorbehindhimandnotmeddlewithnought;or"I'llcomebackandskinye!"saidMr。Piperson。
ItcrossedPigling'smindthatifHEhadaskedforalift,too,hemightstillhavebeenintimeformarket。
ButhedistrustedPeterThomas。
Afterfinishingbreakfastathisleisure,Piglinghadalookroundthecottage;everythingwaslockedup。Hefoundsomepotatopeelingsinabucketinthebackkitchen。
Piglingatethepeel,andwasheduptheporridgeplatesinthebucket。
Hesangwhileheworked——
"Tomwithhispipemadesuchanoise,Hecalledupallthegirlsandboys——
"Andtheyallrantohearhimplay"'Overthehillsandfaraway!'"
Suddenlyalittlesmotheredvoicechimedin——
"Overthehillsandagreatwayoff,Thewindshallblowmytopknotoff!"
PiglingBlandputdownaplatewhichhewaswiping,andlistened。
Afteralongpause,Piglingwentontip-toeandpeepedroundthedoorintothefrontkitchen。Therewasnobodythere。
Afteranotherpause,Piglingapproachedthedoorofthelockedcupboard,andsnuffedatthekey-
hole。Itwasquitequiet。
Afteranotherlongpause,Piglingpushedapeppermintunderthedoor。
Itwassuckedinimmediately。
InthecourseofthedayPiglingpushedinalltheremainingsixpeppermints。
WhenMr。Pipersonreturned,hefoundPiglingsittingbeforethefire;hehadbrushedupthehearthandputonthepottoboil;themealwasnotget-at-able。
Mr。Pipersonwasveryaffable;
heslappedPiglingontheback,madelotsofporridgeandforgottolockthemealchest。Hedidlockthecupboarddoor;butwithoutproperlyshuttingit。Hewenttobedearly,andtoldPiglinguponnoaccounttodisturbhimnextdaybeforetwelveo'clock。
PiglingBlandsatbythefire,eatinghissupper。
Allatonceathiselbow,alittlevoicespoke——"MynameisPig-
wig。Makememoreporridge,please!"PiglingBlandjumped,andlookedround。
AperfectlylovelylittleblackBerkshirepigstoodsmilingbesidehim。Shehadtwinklylittlescrewedupeyes,adoublechin,andashortturnedupnose。
ShepointedatPigling'splate;