Tiggy-winklewiththebundlesofclothes!
Allthewaydownthepathlittleanimalscameoutoftheferntomeetthem;theveryfirstthattheymetwerePeterRabbitandBenjaminBunny!
ANDshegavethemtheirnicecleanclothes;andallthelittleanimalsandbirdsweresoverymuchobligedtodearMrs。Tiggy-winkle。
SOthatatthebottomofthehillwhentheycametothestile,therewasnothinglefttocarryexceptLucie'sonelittlebundle。
LUCIEscrambledupthestilewiththebundleinherhand;andthensheturnedtosay"Good-night,"andtothankthewasher-woman——
ButwhataVERYoddthing!
Mrs。Tiggy-winklehadnotwaitedeitherforthanksorforthewashingbill!
Shewasrunningrunningrunningupthehill——andwherewasherwhitefrilledcap?andhershawl?andhergown——andherpetticoat?
ANDhowsmallshehadgrown——andhowbrown——andcoveredwithPRICKLES!
Why!Mrs。Tiggy-winklewasnothingbutaHEDGEHOG。
****
(NowsomepeoplesaythatlittleLuciehadbeenasleepuponthestile——
butthenhowcouldshehavefoundthreecleanpocket-handkinsandapinny,pinnedwithasilversafety-pin?
Andbesides——_I_haveseenthatdoorintothebackofthehillcalledCatBells——andbesides_I_amverywellacquaintedwithdearMrs。Tiggy-winkle!)
THETALEOF
GINGER&PICKLES
ONCEuponatimetherewasavillageshop。Thenameoverthewindowwas"GingerandPickles。"
ItwasalittlesmallshopjusttherightsizeforDolls——LucindaandJaneDoll-cookalwaysboughttheirgroceriesatGingerandPickles。
Thecounterinsidewasaconvenientheightforrabbits。GingerandPicklessoldredspottypocket-
handkerchiefsatapennythreefarthings。
Theyalsosoldsugar,andsnuffandgaloshes。
Infact,althoughitwassuchasmallshopitsoldnearlyeverything——exceptafewthingsthatyouwantinahurry——likebootlaces,hair-pinsandmuttonchops。
GingerandPickleswerethepeoplewhokepttheshop。Gingerwasayellowtom-cat,andPickleswasaterrier。
TherabbitswerealwaysalittlebitafraidofPickles。
Theshopwasalsopatronizedbymice——onlythemicewereratherafraidofGinger。
GingerusuallyrequestedPicklestoservethem,becausehesaiditmadehismouthwater。
"Icannotbear,"saidhe,"toseethemgoingoutatthedoorcarryingtheirlittleparcels。"
"Ihavethesamefeelingaboutrats,"repliedPickles,"butitwouldneverdotoeatourowncustomers;theywouldleaveusandgotoTabithaTwitchit's。"
"Onthecontrary,theywouldgonowhere,"repliedGingergloomily。
(TabithaTwitchitkepttheonlyothershopinthevillage。Shedidnotgivecredit。)
GingerandPicklesgaveunlimitedcredit。
Nowthemeaningof"credit"isthis——whenacustomerbuysabarofsoap,insteadofthecustomerpullingoutapurseandpayingforit——shesaysshewillpayanothertime。
AndPicklesmakesalowbowandsays,"Withpleasure,madam,"
anditiswrittendowninabook。
Thecustomerscomeagainandagain,andbuyquantities,inspiteofbeingafraidofGingerandPickles。
Butthereisnomoneyinwhatiscalledthe"till。"
Thecustomerscameincrowdseverydayandboughtquantities,especiallythetoffeecustomers。
Buttherewasalwaysnomoney;
theyneverpaidforasmuchasapennyworthofpeppermints。
Butthesaleswereenormous,tentimesaslargeasTabithaTwitchit's。
Astherewasalwaysnomoney,GingerandPickleswereobligedtoeattheirowngoods。
PicklesatebiscuitsandGingerateadriedhaddock。
Theyatethembycandle-lightaftertheshopwasclosed。
WhenitcametoJan。1sttherewasstillnomoney,andPickleswasunabletobuyadoglicence。
"Itisveryunpleasant,Iamafraidofthepolice,"saidPickles。
"Itisyourownfaultforbeingaterrier;_I_donotrequirealicence,andneitherdoesKep,theColliedog。"
"Itisveryuncomfortable,IamafraidIshallbesummoned。I
havetriedinvaintogetalicenceuponcreditatthePostOffice;"
saidPickles。"Theplaceisfullofpoliceman。ImetoneasIwascominghome。"
"LetussendinthebillagaintoSamuelWhiskers,Ginger,heowes22/9forbacon。"
"Idonotbelievethatheintendstopayatall,"repliedGinger。
"AndIfeelsurethatAnnaMariapocketsthings——Whereareallthecreamcrackers?"
"Youhaveeatenthemyourself,"
repliedGinger。
GingerandPicklesretiredintothebackparlour。
Theydidaccounts。Theyaddedupsumsandsums,andsums。
"SamuelWhiskershasrunupabillaslongashistail;hehashadanounceandthree-quartersofsnuffsinceOctober。"
"Whatissevenpoundsofbutterat1/3,andastickofsealingwaxandfourmatches?"
"Sendinallthebillsagaintoeverybody'withcompts'"repliedGinger。
Afteratimetheyheardanoiseintheshop,asifsomethinghadbeenpushedinatthedoor。Theycameoutofthebackparlour。Therewasanenvelopelyingonthecounter,andapolicemanwritinginanote-book!
Picklesnearlyhadafit,hebarkedandhebarkedandmadelittlerushes。
"Bitehim,Pickles!bitehim!"
splutteredGingerbehindasugar-
barrel,"he'sonlyaGermandoll!"
Thepolicemanwentonwritinginhisnotebook;twiceheputhispencilinhismouth,andoncehedippeditinthetreacle。
Picklesbarkedtillhewashoarse。
Butstillthepolicemantooknonotice。Hehadbeadeyes,andhishelmetwassewedonwithstitches。
Atlengthonhislastlittlerush——Picklesfoundthattheshopwasempty。Thepolicemanhaddisappeared。
Buttheenveloperemained。
"Doyouthinkthathehasgonetofetchareallivepoliceman?I
amafraiditisasummons,"saidPickles。
"No,"repliedGinger,whohadopenedtheenvelope,"itistheratesandtaxes,L319113/4。"
"Thisisthelaststraw,"saidPickles,"letusclosetheshop。"
Theyputuptheshutters,andleft。Buttheyhavenotremovedfromtheneighbourhood。Infactsomepeoplewishtheyhadgonefurther。
Gingerislivinginthewarren。I
donotknowwhatoccupationhepursues;helooksstoutandcomfortable。
Picklesisatpresentagamekeeper。
Theclosingoftheshopcausedgreatinconvenience。TabithaTwitchitimmediatelyraisedthepriceofeverythingahalf-penny;
andshecontinuedtorefusetogivecredit。
Ofcoursetherearethetrades-
men'scarts——thebutcher,thefishmanandTimothyBaker。
Butapersoncannotliveon"seedwigs"andsponge-cakeandbutter-
buns——notevenwhenthesponge-
cakeisasgoodasTimothy's!
AfteratimeMr。JohnDormouseandhisdaughterbegantosellpeppermintsandcandles。
Buttheydidnotkeep"self-fittingsixes";andittakesfivemicetocarryoneseveninchcandle。
Besides——thecandleswhichtheysellbehaveverystrangelyinwarmweather。
AndMissDormouserefusedtotakebacktheendswhentheywerebroughtbacktoherwithcomplaints。
AndwhenMrJohnDormousewascomplainedto,hestayedinbed,andwouldsaynothingbut"verysnug;"whichisnotthewaytocarryonaretailbusinessSoeverybodywaspleasedwhenSallyHennyPennysentoutaprintedpostertosaythatshewasgoingtore-opentheshop——
"Henny'sOpeningSale!Grandco-operativeJumble!Penny'spennyprices!Comebuy,cometry,comebuy!"
Theposterreallywasmost'ticing。
Therewasarushupontheopeningday。Theshopwascrammedwithcustomers,andtherewerecrowdsofmiceuponthebiscuitcanisters。
SallyHennyPennygetsratherflusteredwhenshetriestocountoutchange,andsheinsistsonbeingpaidcash;butsheisquiteharmless。
Andshehaslaidinaremarkableassortmentofbargains。
Thereissomethingtopleaseeverybody。
THEEND
THESTORYOF
MISSMOPPET
THISisaPussycalledMissMoppet,shethinksshehasheardamouse!
THISistheMousepeepingoutbehindthecupboard,andmakingfunofMissMoppet。Heisnotafraidofakitten。
THISisMissMoppetjumpingjusttoolate;
shemissestheMouseandhitsherownhead。
SHEthinksitisaveryhardcupboard!
THEMousewatchesMissMoppetfromthetopofthecupboard。
MISSMOPPETtiesupherheadinaduster,andsitsbeforethefire。
THEMousethinkssheislookingveryill。Hecomesslidingdownthebell-
pull。
MISSMOPPETlooksworseandworse。TheMousecomesalittlenearer。
MISSMOPPETholdsherpoorheadinherpaws,andlooksathimthroughaholeintheduster。
TheMousecomesVERYclose。
ANDthenallofasudden——MissMoppetjumpsupontheMouse!
ANDbecausetheMousehasteasedMissMoppet——MissMoppetthinksshewillteasetheMouse;whichisnotatallniceofMissMoppet。
SHEtieshimupintheduster,andtossesitaboutlikeaball。
BUTsheforgotaboutthatholeintheduster;andwhensheuntiedit——therewasnoMouse!
HEhaswriggledoutandrunaway;andheisdancingajigonthetopofthecupboard!
THEEND
THETALEOF
MR。JEREMYFISHER
FOR
STEPHANIE
FROM
COUSINB。
ONCEuponatimetherewasafrogcalledMr。
JeremyFisher;helivedinalittledamphouseamongstthebuttercupsattheedgeofapond。
THEwaterwasallslippy-
sloppyinthelarderandinthebackpassage。
ButMr。Jeremylikedgettinghisfeetwet;nobodyeverscoldedhim,andhenevercaughtacold!
HEwasquitepleasedwhenhelookedoutandsawlargedropsofrain,splashinginthepond——
"IWILLgetsomewormsandgofishingandcatchadishofminnowsformydinner,"saidMr。JeremyFisher。"IfIcatchmorethanfivefish,IwillinvitemyfriendsMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoiseandSirIsaacNewton。
TheAlderman,however,eatssalad。"
MR。JEREMYputonamacintosh,andapairofshinygoloshes;hetookhisrodandbasket,andsetoffwithenormoushopstotheplacewherehekepthisboat。
THEboatwasroundandgreen,andveryliketheotherlily-leaves。Itwastiedtoawater-plantinthemiddleofthepond。
MR。JEREMYtookareedpole,andpushedtheboatoutintoopenwater。"I
knowagoodplaceforminnows,"
saidMr。JeremyFisher。
MR。JEREMYstuckhispoleintothemudandfastenedhisboattoit。
Thenhesettledhimselfcross-leggedandarrangedhisfishingtackle。Hehadthedearestlittleredfloat。Hisrodwasatoughstalkofgrass,hislinewasafinelongwhitehorse-hair,andhetiedalittlewrigglingwormattheend。
THEraintrickleddownhisback,andfornearlyanhourhestaredatthefloat。
"Thisisgettingtiresome,IthinkIshouldlikesomelunch,"saidMr。JeremyFisher。
HEpuntedbackagainamongstthewater-
plants,andtooksomelunchoutofhisbasket。
"Iwilleatabutterflysandwich,andwaittilltheshowerisover,"saidMr。
JeremyFisher。
AGREATbigwater-beetlecameupunderneaththelilyleafandtweakedthetoeofoneofhisgoloshes。
Mr。Jeremycrossedhislegsupshorter,outofreach,andwentoneatinghissandwich。
ONCEortwicesomethingmovedaboutwitharustleandasplashamongsttherushesatthesideofthepond。
"Itrustthatisnotarat,"
saidMr。JeremyFisher;"I
thinkIhadbettergetawayfromhere。"
MR。JEREMYshovedtheboatoutagainalittleway,anddroppedinthebait。
Therewasabitealmostdirectly;thefloatgaveatremendousbobbit!
"Aminnow!aminnow!I
havehimbythenose!"criedMr。JeremyFisher,jerkinguphisrod。
BUTwhatahorriblesurprise!Insteadofasmoothfatminnow,Mr。
JeremylandedlittleJackSharpthestickleback,coveredwithspines!
THEsticklebackflounderedabouttheboat,prickingandsnappinguntilhewasquiteoutofbreath。Thenhejumpedbackintothewater。
ANDashoalofotherlittlefishesputtheirheadsout,andlaughedatMr。
JeremyFisher。
ANDwhileMr。Jeremysatdisconsolatelyontheedgeofhisboat——suckinghissorefingersandpeeringdownintothewater——aMUCHworsethinghappened;areallyFRIGHTFULthingitwouldhavebeen,ifMr。Jeremyhadnotbeenwearingamacintosh!
AGREATbigenormoustroutcameup——ker-
pflop-p-p-p!withasplash——
anditseizedMr。Jeremywithasnap,"Ow!Ow!Ow!"——
andthenitturnedanddiveddowntothebottomofthepond!
BUTthetroutwassodispleasedwiththetasteofthemacintosh,thatinlessthanhalfaminuteitspathimoutagain;andtheonlythingitswallowedwasMr。Jeremy'sgoloshes。
MR。JEREMYbounceduptothesurfaceofthewater,likeacorkandthebubblesoutofasodawaterbottle;andheswamwithallhismighttotheedgeofthepond。
HEscrambledoutonthefirstbankhecameto,andhehoppedhomeacrossthemeadowwithhismacintoshallintatters。
"WHATamercythatwasnotapike!"saidMr。JeremyFisher。"Ihavelostmyrodandbasket;butitdoesnotmuchmatter,forI
amsureIshouldneverhavedaredtogofishingagain!"
HEputsomestickingplasteronhisfingers,andhisfriendsbothcametodinner。Hecouldnotofferthemfish,buthehadsomethingelseinhislarder。
SIRISAACNEWTON
worehisblackandgoldwaistcoat,ANDMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoisebroughtasaladwithhiminastringbag。
ANDinsteadofanicedishofminnows——theyhadaroastedgrasshopperwithlady-birdsauce;whichfrogsconsiderabeautifultreat;but_I_thinkitmusthavebeennasty!
THEEND
THETALEOF
TIMMYTIPTOES
FOR
MANYUNKNOWNLITTLEFRIENDS,INCLUDINGMONICA
ONCEuponatimetherewasalittlefatcomfortablegreysquirrel,calledTimmyTiptoes。Hehadanestthatchedwithleavesinthetopofatalltree;andhehadalittlesquirrelwifecalledGoody。
TIMMYTIPTOESsatout,enjoyingthebreeze;hewhiskedhistailandchuckled——"LittlewifeGoody,thenutsareripe;wemustlayupastoreforwinterandspring。"
GoodyTiptoeswasbusypushingmossunderthethatch——"Thenestissosnug,weshallbesoundasleepallwinter。""Thenweshallwakeupallthethinner,whenthereisnothingtoeatinspring-time,"repliedprudentTimothy。
WHENTimmyandGoodyTiptoescametothenutthicket,theyfoundothersquirrelsweretherealready。
Timmytookoffhisjacketandhungitonatwig;theyworkedawayquietlybythemselves。
EVERYdaytheymadeseveraljourneysandpickedquantitiesofnuts。
Theycarriedthemawayinbags,andstoredtheminseveralhollowstumpsnearthetreewheretheyhadbuilttheirnest。
WHENthesestumpswerefull,theybegantoemptythebagsintoaholehighupatree,thathadbelongedtoawood-pecker;thenutsrattleddown——down——
downinside。
"Howshallyouevergetthemoutagain?Itislikeamoney-box!"saidGoody。
"Ishallbemuchthinnerbeforespring-time,mylove,"
saidTimmyTiptoes,peepingintothehole。
THEYdidcollectquantities——becausetheydidnotlosethem!Squirrelswhoburytheirnutsinthegroundlosemorethanhalf,becausetheycannotremembertheplace。
ThemostforgetfulsquirrelinthewoodwascalledSilvertail。
Hebegantodig,andhecouldnotremember。Andthenhedugagainandfoundsomenutsthatdidnotbelongtohim;andtherewasafight。
Andothersquirrelsbegantodig,——thewholewoodwasincommotion!
UNFORTUNATELY,justatthistimeaflockoflittlebirdsflewby,frombushtobush,searchingforgreencaterpillarsandspiders。
Therewereseveralsortsoflittlebirds,twitteringdifferentsongs。
Thefirstonesang——
"Who'sbindigging-upMY
nuts?Who's-been-digging-
upMYnuts?"
Andanothersang——"Littlebitabreadand-NO-cheese!
Littlebit-a-breadan'-NO-
cheese!"
THEsquirrelsfollowedandlistened。ThefirstlittlebirdflewintothebushwhereTimmyandGoodyTiptoeswerequietlytyinguptheirbags,anditsang——"Who's-
bindigging-upMYnuts?
Who'sbeendigging-upMY-
nuts?"
TimmyTiptoeswentonwithhisworkwithoutreplying;indeed,thelittlebirddidnotexpectananswer。Itwasonlysingingitsnaturalsong,anditmeantnothingatall。
BUTwhentheothersquirrelsheardthatsong,theyrusheduponTimmyTiptoesandcuffedandscratchedhim,andupsethisbagofnuts。
Theinnocentlittlebirdwhichhadcausedallthemischief,flewawayinafright!
Timmyrolledoverandover,andthenturnedtailandfledtowardshisnest,followedbyacrowdofsquirrelsshouting——"Who's-beendigging-upMY-nuts?"
THEYcaughthimanddraggedhimuptheverysametree,wheretherewasthelittleroundhole,andtheypushedhimin。TheholewasmuchtoosmallforTimmyTiptoes'figure。Theysqueezedhimdreadfully,itwasawondertheydidnotbreakhisribs。"Wewillleavehimheretillheconfesses,"saidSilvertailSquirrel,andheshoutedintothehole——
"Who's-been-digging-upMY-nuts?"
TIMMYTIPTOESmadenoreply;hehadtumbleddowninsidethetree,uponhalfapeckofnutsbelongingtohimself。Helayquitestunnedandstill。
GOODYTIPTOESpickedupthenutbagsandwenthome。ShemadeacupofteaforTimmy;buthedidn'tcomeanddidn'tcome。
GoodyTiptoespassedalonelyandunhappynight。
Nextmorningsheventuredbacktothenut-bushestolookforhim;buttheotherunkindsquirrelsdroveheraway。
Shewanderedalloverthewood,calling——
"TimmyTiptoes!TimmyTiptoes!Oh,whereisTimmyTiptoes?"
INthemeantimeTimmyTiptoescametohissenses。
Hefoundhimselftuckedupinalittlemossbed,verymuchinthedark,feelingsore;itseemedtobeunderground。
Timmycoughedandgroaned,becausehisribshurtedhim。
Therewasachirpynoise,andasmallstripedChipmunkappearedwithanightlight,andhopedhefeltbetter?
ItwasmostkindtoTimmyTiptoes;itlenthimitsnightcap;
andthehousewasfullofprovisions。
THEChipmunkexplainedthatithadrainednutsthroughthetopofthetree——"Besides,Ifoundafewburied!"ItlaughedandchuckledwhenitheardTimmy'sstory。WhileTimmywasconfinedtobed,it'ticedhimtoeatquantities——"ButhowshallIevergetoutthroughthatholeunlessI
thinmyself?Mywifewillbeanxious!""Justanothernut——ortwonuts;letmecrackthemforyou,"saidtheChipmunk。
TimmyTiptoesgrewfatterandfatter!
NOWGoodyTiptoeshadsettoworkagainbyherself。Shedidnotputanymorenutsintothewoodpecker'shole,becauseshehadalwaysdoubtedhowtheycouldbegotoutagain。Shehidthemunderatreeroot;
theyrattleddown,down,down。OncewhenGoodyemptiedanextrabigbagful,therewasadecidedsqueak;
andnexttimeGoodybroughtanotherbagful,alittlestripedChipmunkscrambledoutinahurry。
"ITisgettingperfectlyfull-
updown-stairs;thesitting-roomisfull,andtheyarerollingalongthepassage;andmyhusband,ChippyHackee,hasrunawayandleftme。
Whatistheexplanationoftheseshowersofnuts?"
"IamsureIbegyourpardon;Ididnotnotknowthatanybodylivedhere,"saidMrs。
GoodyTiptoes;"butwhereisChippyHackee?Myhusband,TimmyTiptoes,hasrunawaytoo。""IknowwhereChippyis;alittlebirdtoldme,"saidMrs。ChippyHackee。
SHEledthewaytothewoodpecker'stree,andtheylistenedatthehole。
Downbelowtherewasanoiseofnutcrackers,andafatsquirrelvoiceandathinsquirrelvoiceweresingingtogether——
"MylittleoldmanandIfellout,Howshallwebringthismatterabout?
Bringitaboutaswellasyoucan,Andgetyougone,youlittleoldman!"
"Youcouldsqueezein,throughthatlittleroundhole,"saidGoodyTiptoes。"Yes,Icould,"saidtheChipmunk,"butmyhusband,ChippyHackee,bites!"
Downbelowtherewasanoiseofcrackingnutsandnibbling;andthenthefatsquirrelvoiceandthethinsquirrelvoicesang——
"ForthediddlumdayDaydiddledumdi!
Daydiddlediddledumday!"
THENGoodypeepedinatthehole,andcalleddown——"TimmyTiptoes!Ohfie,TimmyTiptoes!"AndTimmyreplied,"Isthatyou,GoodyTiptoes?Why,certainly!"
HecameupandkissedGoodythroughthehole;buthewassofatthathecouldnotgetout。