"Astothestudyandpracticeofmedicinedegradingwomen,heaskedifitdegradedmen。No;itelevatedthem。Theycouldnotcontradicthimonthatpoint。Hedeclinedtobelieve,withoutaparticleofevidence,thatanysciencecouldelevatethehighersexanddegradethelower。Whatevidencewehadranagainstit。Nursesarenot,asaclass,unfeminine,yetallthatismostappalling,disgusting,horrible,and_unsexing_intheartofhealingismonopolizedbythem。,Womenseeworsethingsthandoctors。
Womennurseallthepatientsofbothsexes,oftenunderhorribleandsickeningconditions,andlayoutallthecorpses。Nodoctorobjectstothisonsentimentalgrounds;andwhy?Becausethenursesgetonlyaguineaaweek,andnotaguineaaflyingvisit:towomentheloathsomepartofmedicine;tomanthelucrative!ThenoblenursesoftheCrimeawenttoattend_malesonly,_yetwerenotchargedwithindelicacy。Theyworkedgratis。Thewould-bedoctresseslook_mainlytoattendingwomen,_
butthentheywanttobepaidforit:therewastherub——itwasameremoneyquestion,andalltheattemptsoftheuniontohidethisandplaythesentimentalshop-manweretransparenthypocrisyandhumbug。
"AdoctorjustlyreveredinEdinburghansweredhim,butsaidnothingnewnoreffective;and,toourgreatjoy,themajoritywentwithus。
"Thusencouraged,theuniversitycourtsettledthematter。Wewereadmittedtomatriculateandstudymedicine,undercertainconditions,towhichIbegyourattention。
"Theinstructionofwomenfortheprofessionofmedicinewastobeconductedinseparateclassesconfinedentirelytowomen。
"TheprofessorsoftheFacultyofMedicineshould,forthispurpose,bepermittedtohaveseparateclassesforwomen。
"Alltheseregulationswereapprovedbythechancellor,andaretothisdayapartofthelawofthatuniversity。
"Weladies,fiveinnumber,butafterwardseven,werematriculatedandregisteredprofessionalstudentsofmedicine,andpassedsixdelightfulmonthswenowlookbackuponasifitwasahappydream。
"Wewerepickedwomen,allinearnest。Wedeservedrespect,andwemetwithit。Theteacherswerekind,andweattentiveandrespectful:thestudentswerecourteous,andwewereaffabletothem,butdiscreet。
Whateversevenyoungwomencoulddotoearnesteem,andreconcileevenouropponentstotheexperiment,wedid。Therewasnotananti-student,ordownrightflirt,amongus;and,indeed,Ihaveobservedthatanearnestloveofstudyandsciencecontrolstheamorousfrivolityofwomenevenmorethanmen's。Perhapsourheadsarereally_smaller_thanmen's,andwehaven'troominthemtobelikeSolomon——extremelywiseandarrantfools。
"Thiswentonuntilthefirstprofessionalexamination;but,aftertheexamination,thewar,toourconsternation,recommenced。AmI,then,bad-heartedforthinkingtheremusthavebeensomethinginthatexaminationwhichrousedthesleepingspiritoftrades-unionism?"
"Itseemsprobable。"
"Thenviewthatprobabilitybythelightoffact:
"Inphysiologythemalestudentswere127;inchemistry,226;25obtainedhonorsinphysiology;31inchemistry。
"Inphysiologyandchemistrytherewerefivewomen。Oneobtainedhonorsinphysiologyalone;fourobtainedhonorsinbothphysiologyandchemistry。
"So,yousee,thefemalestudentsbeatthemalestudentsinphysiologyattherateoffivetoone;andinchemistry,sevenandthree-quarterstoone。
"But,horribletorelate,oneoftheladieseclipsedtwenty-nineoutofthethirty-onegentlemenwhotook_honors_inchemistry。Incapacityshesurpassedthemall;forthetwo,whowereaboveher,obtainedonlytwomarksmorethanshedid,yettheyhadbeenayearlongeratthestudy。
Thisentitledherto'aHopeScholarship'forthatyear。
"Wouldyoubelieveit?thescholarshipwasrefusedher——inutterdefianceofthefounder'sconditions——ontheidlepretextthatshehadstudiedatadifferenthourfromthemalestudents,andthereforewasnotamemberofthechemistryclass。"
"Thenwhyadmithertothecompetition?"saidVizard。
"Why?becausethe_'apriori_reasonerstookforgrantedshewouldbedefeated。Thenthecrywouldhavebeen,'Youhadyourchance;weletyoutryfortheHopeScholarship;butyoucouldnotwinit。'Havingwonit,shewastobecheatedoutofitsomehow,oranyhow。Theseparate-classsystemwasnotthatlady'sfault;shewouldhavepreferredtopaytheuniversitylecturerlighterfees,andattendabetterlecturewiththemalestudents。Theseparateclasswasanunfavorableconditionofstudy,whichtheuniversityimposedonus,astheconditionofadmittingustotheprofessionalstudyofmedicine?Surely,then,tocheatthatladyoutofherHopeScholarship,whenshehadearneditunderconditionsofstudyenforcedandunfavorable,wasperfidiousanddishonest。Itwasevenalittleungratefultotheinjuredsex;forthemoneywhichfoundedthesescholarshipswaswomen'smoney,everypennyofit。ThegoodProfessorHopehadlecturedtoladiesfiftyyearsago;hadtakentheirfees,andfoundedhisscholarshipswiththeirmoney:anditwouldhavedonehisheartgoodtoseealadywinandwearthatprizewhich,butforhisfemalepupils,wouldneverhaveexisted。Butitiseasytotrampleonadeadman:aseasyasonlivingwomen。
"Theperfidywasfollowedbyruthlesstyranny。Theyrefusedtoadmitthefaircriminaltothelaboratory,'else,'saidthey,'she'lldefeatmoremen。
"Thatkilledher,asachemist。Itgaveinferiormalestudentstoogreatanadvantageoverher。AndsothepublicandProfessorHopeweresacrificedtoatrades-union,andlostagreatanalyticalchemist,andsomethingmore——shehad,tomyknowledge,asubtlediagnosis。Nowwehaveatpresentno_great_analyst,andthefewcompetentanalystswehavedonotpossessdiagnosisinproportion。Theycanfindafewpoisonsinthedead,buttheyareslowtodiscoverthemintheliving;sotheyarenottobecountedontosavealife,wherecrimeisadministeringpoison。
Thatwomancould,andwould,Ithink。
"Theydroveheroutofchemistry,whereinshewasagenius,intosurgery,inwhichshewasonlyatalent。Sheisnowhouse-surgeoninagreathospital,andthepublichaslostagreatchemistanddiagnosticphysiciancombined。
"Uptothedateofthisenormity,thePresshadbeenprettyevenlydividedforandagainstus。Butnow,totheircredit,theywereunanimous,andreprobatedthejuggleasabreachofpublicfaithandplainmorality。Backedbypublicopinion,onefriendlyprofessortookthisoccasiontomovetheuniversitytorelaxtheregulationofseparateclassessinceithadbeenabused。Heproposedthatthefemalestudentsshouldbeadmittedtotheordinaryclasses。
"Thisproposalwasnegativedby58to47。
"Thissmallmajoritywasgainedbyacharacteristicmaneuver。Thequeen'snamewasgravelydraggedinasdisapprovingtheproposal,when,infact,itcouldneverhavebeensubmittedtoher,orhercomment,ifany,musthavebeeninwriting;andastothegeneralquestion,shehasneversaidapublicwordagainstmedicalwomen。Shehastoomuchsensenottoaskherselfhowcananywomanbefittobeaqueen,withpowersoflifeanddeath,ifnowomanisfittobesosmallathing,bycomparison,asaphysicianorasurgeon。
"Wewerevictimsofasmallmajority,obtainedbyimaginationplayinguponflunkyism,andthefirstresultwaswewerenotallowedtositdowntobotanywithmales。Mindyou,wemighthavegatheredblackberrieswiththeminumbrageouswoodsfrommorntilldewyeve,andnotaprofessorshockedinthewholefaculty;butwemustnotsitdownwiththemtoanintellectualdinnerofherbs,andlisten,intheircompany,tothepedantictermsandchildishclassificationsofbotany,inwhichkindredpropertiesareignored。Onlythemalestudentmustbetoldinpublicthatafox-gloveis_Digitalispurpurea_intheimprovednomenclatureofscience,andcrow-footis_Ranunculussceleratus,_andthebuck-beanis_Menyanthistrifoliata,_andmugwortis_ArtemesiaJudaica;_that,havinglostthepropertiesofhyssopknowntoSolomon,weregainoursuperiorityoverthatlearnedHebrewbychristeningit_Gratiolaofficinalis。_Thesexesmustnotbetaughtinoneroomtodiscardsuchuglyandinexpressivetermsassnow-drop,meadow-sweet,heart's-ease,fever-few,cowslip,etc。,andlearntoknowthecowslipas_Primulaveris_——byclass,_Pentandriamonogynia;_andthebuttercupas_Ranunculusacnis_——_Polyandriamonogynia;_thesnow-dropas_Galanthusnivalis_——_Hexandriamonogynia;_andthemeadow-sweetas_Ulnaria;_theheart'seaseas_Violatricolor;_andthedaisyas_Bellisperennis_——_Syngenesiasuperflua。"_
"Well,"saidVizard,"Ithinktheindividualnamescanonlyhurtthejawsandotherorgansofspeech。Buttheclassification!Isthemildlusterofsciencetobecastoverthenaturaldispositionofyoungwomentoward_Polyandriamonogynia?_Istrigamytobeidentifiedintheirsweetsoulswithfloralinnocence,andtheirvictimssittingby?"
"Suchclassificationsarepuerileandfanciful,"saidMissGale;"but,forthatveryreason,theydon'tinfect_animals_withtrigamy。Novelsaremuchmorelikelytodothat。"
"Especiallyladies'novels,"suggestedVizard,meekly。
"Some,"suggestedtheaccurateRhoda。"Butthesexeswillneverloseeithermoralsordelicacythroughcoursesofbotanyenduredtogether。Itwillnothurtyoungladiesabittotelltheminthepresenceofyounggentlementhatacabbageisathalamifioralexogen,anditsstamensaretetradynamous;northatthemushroom,_Psalliatacampestris,_andthetoad-stool,_Myoenacampestris,_areconfoundedbythisscienceinoneclass,_Cryptogamia。_Itwillnotevenhurtthemtobetoldthatthepropertiesofthe_Arummaculatum_arelittleknown,butthatthemalesarecrowdedroundthecenterofthespadix,andthefemalesseatedatthebase。"
SaidVizard,pompously,"Thepulpitandthetea-tablearecentersofsimilarphenomena。NowIthinkofit,thepulpitisaveryfaircalyx,butthetea-tableissadlysquat。"
"Yes,sir。But,morethanthat,notoneofthesepedantswhogrowledatpromiscuousbotanyhasonceobjectedtopromiscuousdancing,notevenwiththegentleman'sarmroundthelady'swaist,whichthecustomofcenturiescannotrenderdecent。Yettheprofessorsofdelicacyconnive,andtheMotherGeesesitsmirkingatthewall。Oh,worldofhypocritesandhumbugs!"
"Iamafraidyouareanupsettergeneral,"saidVizard。"Butyouareabominablysincere;andallthisisacuriouschapterofhumannature。
Prayproceed。"
MissGalenoddedgravely,andresumed。
"Somuchpublicridiculefellontheunionforthis,andtheblindflunkyismwhichcouldbelievethequeenhadmeddledinthedetail,thattheprofessorsmeltedunderit,andthrewopenbotanyandnaturalhistorytous,withothercollateralsciences。
"Thencamethegreatfight,whichisnotendedyet。
"Toqualifyformedicineandpassthestiffexamination,bywhichthepublicisveryproperlyprotected,youmustbeversedinanatomyandclinicalsurgery。Booksandlecturesdonotsufficeforthis,withoutthehumansubject——aliveanddead。Theuniversitycourtknewthatverywellwhenitmatriculatedus,andthereforeitprovidedforourinstructionbypromisingusseparateclasses。
"Backedbythispublicpledge,wewaitedontheuniversityprofessorofanatomytoarrangeourfeesforaseparatelecture。Heflatlyrefusedtoinstructusseparatelyforloveormoney,ortopermithisassistants。
Thatmeant,'Theunionseesawaytoputyouinacleftstickandcheatyououtofyourdegree,inspiteofthepledgetheuniversityhasgivenyou;inspiteofyourfees,andofyourtimegiventostudyinrelianceonthepromise。'
"Thiswasaheavyblow。ButtherewasanextramuralestablishmentcalledSurgeons'Hall,andtheuniversityformallyrecognizedallthelecturersinthisHall;soweappliedtothoselecturers,andtheywereshockedattheilliberalityoftheuniversityprofessors,andadmittedusatoncetomixedclasses。Weattendedlectureswiththemalestudentsonanatomyandsurgery,and_ofalltheanticipatedevils,notonetookplace,sir。_
"Theobjectionstomixedclassesprovedtobeidlewords;yettheold-fashionedmindsopposedtousshuttheireyesandwentonreasoning_'apriori,_andprovingthattheevilswhichtheysawdidnotarise_must_ariseshouldtheexperimentofmixedclasses,whichwasthensucceeding,everhetried。
"Toqualifyusforexaminationwenowneededbutonethingmore——hospitalpractice。Theinfirmaryissupportednotsomuchbytheuniversityasthetown。Weapplied,therefore,withsomeconfidence,forthepermissionusuallyconcededtomedicalstudents。Themanagersrefusedusthe_towninfirmary。_Thenweappliedtothesubscribers。Themajority,notbelongingtoatrades-union,declaredinourfavor,andintimatedplainlythattheywouldturnouttheilliberalmanagersatthenextelectionofmanagers。
"Butbythistimethewarwashotandgeneral,andhardblowsdealtonbothsides。ItwasartfullysuppressedbyourenemiesintheprofessionandinthePressthatwehadbeggedhardfortheseparateclasswhichhadbeenpromisedusinanatomy,andpermissiontoattend,byourselves,alimitednumberofwardsintheinfirmary;andonthisfalsehoodbysuppressionworsecalumnieswerebuilt。
"Ishalltellyouwhatwereallywere,andwhatfoulmouthsandpensinsinuatedwemustbe。
"Twoaccomplishedwomenhadjoinedus,andwewerenowthesevenwisevirginsofahalf-civilizednation,and,ifIknowblackfromwhite,weweresevenofitsbrightestornaments。Weweresevenladies,whowishedtobedoctresses,especiallydevotedtoourownsex;sevengoodstudents,whowentonourkneestotheuniversityforthoseseparateclassesinanatomyandclinicalsurgerywhichtheuniversitywasboundinhonortosupplyus;but,ourprayerrejected,saidtotheuniversity,'Well,useyourowndiscretionaboutseparateormixedclasses;butforyourowncredit,andthatofhumannature,donotwillfullytieahangman'snoosetothrottletheweakanddeserving,anddon'tcheatsevenpoor,hard-working,meritoriouswomen,yourownmatriculatedstudents,outofourentrance-fees,whichlietothisdayintheuniversitycoffers,outoftheexceptionallyheavyfeeswehavepaidtoyourprofessors,outofallthefruitofourhardstudy,outofourdiplomas,andourbread。
Solvetheknotyourownway。Wewillsubmittomixedclasses,oranything,exceptprofessionaldestruction。'
"Inthisspiritourlion-heartedleaderwrotetheletterofanuninjureddove,andsaidtherewereagreatmanymorewardsintheinfirmarythananymalestudentcouldordidattend;wewouldbecontenttodividethematterthus:themalestudentstohavethemonopolyoftwo-thirds,wetohavethebarerightofadmissiontoone-third。Bythisthemalestudentsifanywhohadasincereobjectiontostudythesick,andwitnessoperations,inourcompany,couldneverbetroubledwithus;andwe,thoughlessfavoredthanthemalestudents,couldjustmanagetoqualifyforthatpublicexamination,whichwastoprovewhetherwecouldmakeablephysiciansornot。
"Sir,thisgentleproposalwasrejectedwithrudescorn,andinaggressiveterms。Suchisthespiritofatrades-union。
"Havingnowshownyouwhatwewere,Iwillnowtellyouwhatourenemies,decliningtoobserveourconduct,thoughitwasverypublic,suggestedwe_must_be——sevenshamelesswomen,whopursuedmedicineasahandleforsexuality;whowentintothedissecting-roomtodissectmales,andintothehospitaltocrowdroundthemalepatient,andwho_demanded_mixedclasses,thatwemighthavemalecompanionsinthosestudieswhicheveryfemininewomanwouldavoidaltogether。
"Thiskey-notestruck,thepublicwasregaledwithaburstofhypocrisysuchasMoli'ereneverhadthelucktowitness,oroh,whatacomedyhewouldhavewritten!
"Theimmodestsex,takingadvantageofMoli'ere'sdeceasewithoutheirsofhisbrains,settoworkinpublictoteachthemodestsexmodesty。
"Intheconductofthispleasantparadox,therepresentativesofthatsex,whichhasmuchcourageandlittlemodesty,weretwoprofessors——whoconductedtheparadoxsojudiciouslythattheLondonPressreprimandedthemfortheirfoulinsinuations——andanumberofyoungmencalledmedicalstudents。
"Now,themedicalstudentsurpassesmostyoungmeninloosenessoflife,andindecencyofmindandspeech。
"Therepresentativesofwomanhoodtobeinstructedinmodestybytheseanimals,oldandyoung,weresevenprudes,whosemindsweredevotedtostudyandhonorableambition。Thesewomenwereasmuchabovetheaverageoftheirsexinfemininereserveandindependenceofthemalesexastheywereinintellect。
"Theaveragegirl,whothroughoutthisdiscussionwasallofasuddenpuffedasalily,becausesheceasedtobe_observed,_canattendtonothingifamanisby;shecan'twork,shecan'tplay,sheissoeatenupwithsexuality。Thefrivoloussoulcanjustmanagetoplaycroquetwithfemales;but,enteramanuponthescene,andshedoeseventhatveryill,andcanhardlybegottotakeherturnintheonlythingshehasreallygivenhermindto。Wewereangelscomparedwiththispaltrycreature,andshewasthestandingbuttofpubliccensure,untilitwasfoundthatanimaginarypictureofhercouldbemadethehandleforinsultingherbetters。
"Againstthesesevenprudes,decentdotardsandtheirfoul-mouthedalliesflungoutinsinuationswhichdidnotescapepubliccensure;andthemedicalstudentsdeclaredtheirmodestywasshockedatourintrusionintoanatomyandsurgery,andpetitionedagainstus。SomeofthePressweredeceivedbythisforatime,and_hurlaientaveclesloups。_
"Itookup,oneday,myfavoriteweekly,inwhichnearlyeverywriterseemstomeascholar,andwasregaledwithsuchlinesasthese:
"'Itappearsthatgirlsaretoassociatewithboysasmedicalstudents,inorderthat,whentheybecomewomen,theymaybeabletospeaktomenwithentireplainnessuponallthesubjectsofadoctor'sdailypractice。
"'Inplainwords,theaspirantstomedicineandsurgerydesiretoridthemselvesspeedilyandeffectuallyofthatmodestywhichnaturehasplantedinwomen。'Andthenthewriterconcludes:'Webegtosuggestthatthereareotherplacesbesidesdissecting-roomsandhospitalswherethoseladiesmayrelievethemselvesofthemodestywhichtheyfindsotroublesome。Butfathersnaturallyobjecttothisbeingdoneattheirsons'expense。"
"Infamous!"criedVizard。"Onecomfort,nomaneverpennedthat。Thatissomeoldwomanwritingdownyoungones。"
"Idon'tknow,"saidRhoda。"Ihavemetsomanywomanishmeninthisbusiness。AllIknowis,thatmycheeksburned,and,foronceinthefight,scaldingtearsrandownthem。Itwasasifafriendhadspatuponme。
"Whatachimera!Whatamonstrousmisinterpretationofpuremindsbymindsimpure!To_us_thedissecting-roomwasatemple,andthedeadanawe,revoltingtoalloursenses,untilthekniferevealedtoourmindstheCreator'shandinstructuralbeautiesthatthetrainedcanappreciate,ifwickedduncescan't。
"Andastotheinfirmary,weshouldhavedonejustwhatwedidatZurich。
Weheldalittlealooffromthemalepatients,unlesssomegood-naturedlecturer,orpupil,gaveusasignal,andthenwecameforward。Ifwecameuninvited,wealwaysstoodbehindthemalestudents:butwedidcrowdroundthebedsofthefemalepatients,andclaimedtheinnerrow:
AND,SIR,THEYTHANKEDGODFORUSOPENLY。
"Afewawkwardrevelationsweremadeduringthisdiscussion。Amedicalstudenthadthecandortowriteandsaythathehadbeenatalecture,andtheprofessorhadtoldanindelicatestory,and,findingitpalatabletohismodestmales,hadsaid,'There,gentlemen:now,iffemalestudentswereadmittedhere,Icouldnothavetoldyouthisamusingcircumstance。'
Sothatitwasourpurifyinginfluencehedreadedinsecret,thoughhetoldthepublichedreadedthereverse。
"Again,femalepatientswrotetothejournalstobegthatfemalestudentsmightbeadmittedtocomebetweenthemandthebrutalcuriosityofthemalestudents,towhichtheyweresubjectedinsooffensiveawaythatmorethanonepoorcreaturedeclaredshehadfeltagoniesofshame,eveninthemiddleofanagonizingoperation。
"Thisbeingacryfromthatpublicforwhosesakethewholecliqueofphysicians——maleandfemale——exists,had,ofcourse,nogreatweightintheunioncontroversy。
"But,sir,ifgravemenandwomenwillsitcalmlydownandflingdirtuponeverywomanwhoshallaspiretomedicineinanisland,thoughshecandosoonaneighboringcontinentwithhonor,andchoosetheirtimewhenthedirtcanonlyfallonsevenknownwomen——sincethefemalestudentsinthatislandareonlyseven——thepretendedgeneralitybecomesacowardlypersonality,andwoundsassuch,andexciteslesscold-hearted,andmorehot-headedblackguardstooutrage。ItwassoatPhiladelphia,anditwassoatEdinburgh。
"Ourextramuralteacherinanatomywasabouttogiveacompetitiveexamination。Now,ontheseoccasions,wewereparticularlyobnoxious。
Oftenandclearlyasithadbeenproved,by_'apriori_reasoning,thatwe_must_beinfinitelyinferiortotheaveragemale,wepersistedinproving,byhardfact,thatwewereinfinitelyhissuperior;andeveryexaminationgaveusanopportunityofcrushingsolidreasonsunderhollowfact。
"Abandofmedicalstudentsdeterminedthatforonce_'apriori_
reasoningshouldhavefairplay,andnotbecrushedbyathingsoillusoryasfact。Accordingly,theygotthegatesclosed,andcollectedroundthem。Wecameup,oneafteranother,andwerereceivedwithhisses,groans,andabusiveepithets。
"Thismodeofreasoningmusthavebeenadmirablyadaptedtomyweakunderstanding;foritconvincedmeatonceIhadnobusinessthere,andI
wasforprivatestudydirectly。
"But,sir,youknowtheancientssaid,'Betterisanarmyofstagswithalionfortheirleader,thananarmyoflionswithastagfortheirleader。'Now,itsohappenedthatwehadalionessforourleader。Shepushedmanfullythroughthecrowd,andhammeredatthedoor:thenwecreptquakingafter。Sheorderedthoseinsidetoopenthegates;andsomestudenttookshame,anddid。Inmarchedourlioness,creptafterbyher——her——"
"Hercubs。"
"Athousandthanks,goodsir。Herdoes。Onsecondthoughts,'herhinds。'
Doeisthefemaleofbuck。Now,Isaidstags。Well,theruffianswhohadundertakentoteachusmodestyswarmedintoo。Theydraggedasheepintothelecture-room,lightedpipes,producedbottles,drank,smoked,andabusedusladiestoourfaces,andinterruptedthelectureratintervalswiththeirhowlsandribaldry:thatwasintendedtoshowtheprofessorheshouldnotbelistenedtoanymoreifheadmittedthefemalestudents。
Theaffairgotwind,andotherstudents,notconnectedwithmedicine,camepouringin,withnoworsemotive,probably,thantoseethelark。
Someofthese,however,thoughttheintroductionofthesheepunfairtosorespectedalecturer,andproceededtoremoveher;buttheprofessorputuphishand,andsaid,'Oh,don'tremove_her:_sheissuperiorinintellecttomanypersonsherepresent。'
"Attheendofthelecture,thinkingusinactualdangerfromtheseruffians,heofferedtoletusoutbyasidedoor;butourlionessstoodupandsaid,inavoicethatringsinmyearevennow,'Thankyou,sir;
no。Thereare_gentlemen_enoughheretoescortussafely。'
"Themagicofagreatwordfromagreatheart,atcertainmomentswhenmindsareheated!Atthatword,sir,thescalesfellfromahundredeyes;
manhoodawokewithastart,ay,andchivalrytoo;fiftymanlyfellowswereroundusinamoment,withglowingcheeksandeyes,andtheycarriedusallhometoourseverallodgingsintriumph。Thecowardlycaitiffsofthetrades-unionhowledoutside,andmanagedtothrowalittledirtuponourgowns,andalsohurledepithets,mostofwhichwerenewtome;butithassincebeenstatedbypersonsmoreversedinthelanguageofthe_canaille_thatnofoulertermsareknowntothedregsofmankind。
"Thusdidtheimmodestsex,inthepersonofthemedicalstudent,outragesevenfairsamplesofthemodestsex——toteachthemmodesty。
"Nextmorningthepolicemagistratesdealtwithafewofourteachers,inflictedsevererebukesonthem,andfeeblefines。
"Thecraftiereldersdisownedtheriotinpublic,butapproveditinprivate;andcontinuedtoactinconcertwithit,onlywithcunning,notviolence。_Itcausednohonestrevulsionoffeeling,_exceptinthedisgustedpublic,andtheyhadnopowertohelpus。
"Thenextincidentwasastormydebatebythesubscriberstotheinfirmary;andherewehadalittlefemininerevenge,which,outragedaswehadbeen,Ihopeyouwillnotgrudgeus。
"Ourlionesssubscribedfivepounds,andbecameentitledtovoteandspeech。Asthefoulestepithetshadbeenhurledatherbytheunion,andacertainprofessorhadtoldher,toherface,norespectablewomanwouldcometohimandproposetostudymedicine,shesaid,publicly,thatshehadcometohisopinion,andrespectablewomenwouldavoidhim——whichcausedalaugh。
"Shealsogaveavenerableoldphysician,ourbitteropponent,aslapthatwasnotquitesofair。Hisattendanthadbeenconcernedinthatoutrage,andsheassumed——inwhichshewasnotjustified——thattheolddoctorapproved。'Tobesure,'saidshe,'theysayhewasintoxicated,andthatistheonlypossibleexcuse。'
"Theolddoctorhadonlytosaythathedidnotcontrolhisassistantsinthestreet;andhisownmodeofconductingtheopposition,andhislonglifeofhonor,weretheretocorrectthisyoungwoman'sunworthysurmises,andshewouldhavehadtoapologizeforgoingtoofaronmeresurmise。But,insteadofthat,hewassoinjudiciousastoaccuseheroffoullanguage,andsay,'Myattendantisaperfectgentleman;hewouldnotbemyattendantifhewerenot。'
"Ourlionesshadhimdirectly。'Oh,'saidshe,'ifDr。So-and-sopreferstosaythathisattendantcommittedthatoutrageondecencywheninhissobersenses,Iamquitecontent。'
"Thiswasdescribedasviolentinvectivebypeoplewithweakmemories,whohadforgottenthenatureoftheoutrageourlionesswascommentingon;butintruthitwasonlysuperiorskillindebate,withtruthtobackit。
"Formypart,Ikeptthepolicereportatthetime,andhavecompareditwithherspeech。Thejudicialcommentsonthoseriotersarefarmoreseverethanhers。Thetruthisitwasherfactsthathittoohard,notherexpressions。
"Well,sir,sheobtainedamajority;andthosemanagersoftheinfirmarywhoobjectedtofemalestudentsweredismissed,andotherselected。AtthesamemeetingtheCourtofContributorspassedastatute,makingitthelawoftheinfirmarythatstudentsshouldbeadmittedwithoutregardtosex。
"Butastothemereelectionofmanagers,theotherpartydemandedascrutinyofthevotes,andinstructivefigurescameout。Therevotedwithustwenty-eightfirms,thirty-oneladies,sevendoctors。
"Therevotedwiththeunionfourteenfirms,twoladies,_thirty-sevendoctors,_andthree_druggists。_
"Thereuponthetrades-union,asdeclaredbythefigures,allegedthatfirmsoughtnottovote。_Notabene,_theyalwayshadvotedunchallengedtilltheyvotedforfairplaytowomen。
"Theunionservedtheprovostwithaninterdictnottodeclarethenewmanagerselected。
"Weappliedforourticketsunderthenewstatute,butwereimpudentlyrefused,underthepleathatthemanagersmustfirstbeconsulted:sodidtheservantsoftheinfirmarydefythemastersinordertoexcludeus。
"Bythistimethegreatdesireofwomentopracticemedicinehadbeguntoshowitself。Numberscameinandmatriculated;andthepressureontheauthoritiestokeepfaith,andrelaxthedead-locktheyhadputusin,wasgreat。
"Thereupontheauthorities,insteadofsaying,'Wehavepledgedourselvestoagreatnumberofpersons,andpocketedtheirfees,'tookfright,andcastaboutforjuggles。Theyaffectedtodiscoverallofasuddenthattheyhadactedillegallyinmatriculatingfemalestudents。Theywould,therefore,notgivebacktheirfees,andpaythemtwohundredpoundsapieceforbreachofcontract,butdetaintheirfeesandstoptheirstudiesuntilcompelledbyjudicialdecisiontokeepfaith。Observe,itwasunderadviceofthelord-justice-generaltheyhadmatriculatedus,andenteredintoacontractwithus,_forfulfillingwhichitwasnot,andisnot,inthepowerofanymortalmantopunishthem。_
"Butthesepettifoggerssaidthis:_'We_haveactedillegally,andthereforenotwe,but_you,_shallsuffer:_we_will_profit_byourillegalact,forwewillcheatyououtofyourfeestotheuniversityandyourfeestoitsprofessors,aswellastheseed-timeofyouryouththatwehavewasted。'
"Now,inthatcountrytheycangettheopinionsofthejudgesbyraisingwhattheycallanactionofdeclarator。
"Onewouldthinkitwastheirbusinesstogotothejudges,andmeantimegiveusthebenefitofthelegaldoubt,whileitlasted,andofthemoralno-doubt,whichwilllasttillthedayofjudgment,andadayafter。
"Notabitofit。Theydeliberatelybroketheircontractwithus,keptourfees,andcheatedusoutofthearticlewehadboughtofthem,disownedallsenseofmorality,yetshiftedtheburdenoflawontoourshoulders。Litigationislong。Perfidywasinpossession。Possessionisninepoints。Thefemalestudentsarenowsittingwiththeirhandsbeforethem,juggledoutoftheirstudies,inplaindefianceofjusticeandpublicfaith,waitingtilltimeshallshowthemwhetherprovinciallawyerscanpettifogaswellastrades-uniondoctors。
"Asforme,Ihadretiredtocivilizedclimeslongbeforethis。Iusedtowritetwiceaweektomyparents,butIwithheldallmentionoftheoutrageatSurgeons'Hall。Iknewitwouldgivethemuselesspain。Butinthreeweeksorsocamealetterfrommyfather,unlikeanyotherIeverknewhimtowrite。Itdidnotevenbegin,'Mydearchild。'Thiswaswhathesaidthewordsareengravedinmymemory:'Outofthatnationofcowardsandskunks!outofitthismoment,onceandforever!TheStatesareyourhome。DraftonLondoninclosed。WritetomefromFrancenextweek,orwritetomenomore。GraduateinFrance。ThencomeNorth,andsailfromHavretoNewYork。YouhavedonewithBritain,andsohaveI,tillournextwar。PrayGodthatmayn'tbelong!'
"Itwaslikealion'sroarofanguish。Isawmydearfather'sheartwasburstingwithagonyandrageattheinsulttohisdaughter,andIshedtearsforhimthosewretcheshadneverdrawnfromme。
"IhadcriedatbeinginsultedbyscholarsinthePress;butwhatwasittomethatthescumofthemedicalprofession,whichisthescumofGod'swholecreation,calledmewordsIdidnotknowthemeaningof,andflungthedirtoftheirstreets,andthefilthoftheirsouls,afterme?Iwasfrightenedalittle,thatisall。Butthatthesereptilescouldwoundmydarlingoldlion'sheartacrosstheocean!Sir,hewasamanwhocouldbekeenandevenseverewithmen,buteveryvirtuouswomanwasasacredthingtohim。Hadheseenone,thoughastranger,insultedaswewere,hewouldhavediedinherdefense。HewasatrueAmerican。Andtothinkthedregsofmankindcouldwoundhimforhisdaughter,andsoneartheendofhisowndearlife。Oh!"Sheturnedherheadaway。
"Mypoorgirl!"saidVizard,andhisownvoicewasbroken。
Whenhesaidthat,shegavehimherhand,andseemedtoclingtohisalittle;butsheturnedherheadawayfromhimandcried,andeventrembledalittle。
Butsheverysoonrecoveredherself,andsaidshewouldtrytoendherstory。Ithadbeenlongenough。
"Sir,myfatherhadoftenobeyedme;butnowIknewImustobeyhim。I
gottestimonialsinEdinburgh,andstartedSouthdirectly。InaweekI
wasintheSouthofFrance。Oh,whatachangeinpeople'smindsbymerechangeofplace!Theprofessorsreceivedmewithwinningcourtesy;somehatswereliftedtomeinthestreet,withmarkedrespect;flowersweresenttomylodgingsbygentlemenwhoneveronceintruded,onmeinperson。Iwasinacivilizedland。Yettherewasadisappointmentforme。
IinquiredforCornelia。Thewretchhadjustgoneandmarriedaprofessor。Ifearedshewasuptonogood,byherwritingsoseldomoflate。
"Isentheralinethatanoldfriendhadreturned,andhadnotforgottenher,norourmutualvows。
"Shecamedirectly,andwasforcaressingawayhercrime,anddissolvingitincrocodiletears;butIplayedtheinjuredfriendandthetyrant。
"Thenshecurledroundme,andcoaxed,andsaid,'Sweetheart,Icanadvanceyourinterestsallthebetter。Youshallbefamousforusboth。I
shallbehappierinyoursuccessthaninmyown。'
"Inshort,shemadeitveryhardtoholdspite;anditendedinfeeble-mindedembraces。Indeed,she_was_ofservicetome。Ihadafavortoask:IwantedleavetocountmyScotchtimeinFrance。
"Myviewwastenable;andCornelia,byherbeautyandherpopularity,gainedoveralltheprofessorstoitbutone。Hestoodout。
"Well,sir,anextraordinaryoccurrencebefriendedme;no,notextraordinary——unusual。
"Ilodgedonasecondfloor。Thefirstfloorwasveryhandsome。AyoungEnglishmanandhiswifetookitforaweek。Shewasmusical——arealgenius。TheonlywomanIeverheardsingwithoutwhining;forweare,bynature,themedicalandunmusicalsex。"
"Soyousaidbefore。"
"IknowIdid;andImeantokeepsayingittillpeopleseeit。Well,theyoungmanwastakenviolentlyandmysteriouslyill;hadsyncopeaftersyncope,andatlastceasedtobreathe。
"Thewifewasparalyzed,andsatstupefied,andthepeopleaboutfearedforherreason。
"Afteratimetheybeggedmetocomedownandtalktoher。OfcourseI
went。Ifoundherwithherheaduponhisknees。Isatdownquietly,andlookedathim。Hewasyoungandbeautiful,butwithafemininebeauty;
hisheadfinelyshaped,withcurlylocksthatglitteredinthesun,andonegoldenlocklighterthantherest;hiseyesandeyelashes,hisovalface,hiswhiteneck,andhiswhitehand,allbeautiful。Hislefthandrestedonthecounterpane。Therewasanemeraldringononefinger。Hewaslikesomebeautifulflowercutdown。Icanseehimnow。
"Thewomanliftedherheadandsawme。Shehadanobleface,thoughnowdistortedandwild。
"Shecried,'Tellmeheisnotdead!tellmeheisnotdead!'andwhenI
didnotreply,thepoorcreaturegaveawildcry,andhersenseslefther。Wecarriedherintoanotherroom。
"Whilethewomenwerebringingherto,anofficialcametoinsistontheintermenttakingplace。TheyareterriblyexpeditiousintheSouthofFrance。
"Thiscausedanaltercation,andthepoorladyrushedout;andfindingtheofficerperemptory,flungherarmsroundthebody,andsaidtheyshouldnotbeparted——shewouldbeburiedwithhim。
"Theofficialwasmoved,butsaidthelawwasstrict,andthetownmustconductthefuneralunlessshecouldfindthesadcouragetogivethenecessaryinstructions。Withthishewasgoingout,inexorable,whenallofasuddenIobservedsomethingthatsentmyheartintomymouth,andI
cried'Arretez!'soloudthateverybodystared。
"Isaid,'Youmustwaittillaphysicianhasseenhim;hehasmovedafinger。'
"Istaredatthebody,andtheyallstaredatme。
"He_had_movedafinger。WhenIfirstsawhim,hisfingerswereallclosetogether;butnowthelittlefingerwasquiteawayfromthethirdfinger——theonewiththeringon。
"Ifelthisheart,andfoundalittlewarmthaboutit,butnoperceptiblepulse。Iorderedthemtotakeoffhissheetandputonblankets,butnottotouchhimtillIcamebackwithalearnedphysician。Thewifeembracedme,alltrembling,andpromisedobedience。Igota_fiacre_anddrovetoDr。Brasseur,whowasmyhostileprofessor,butveryable。Iburstonhim,andtoldhimIhadacaseofcatalepsyforhim——itwasn'tcatalepsy,youknow,butphysiciansarefondofGreek;theypreferthewrongGreekwordtotherightEnglish。SoIcalledit'catalepsy,'andsaidI
believedtheyweregoingtoburyaliveman。Heshruggedhisshoulders,andsaidthatwasoneofthecustomsofthecountry。Hewouldcomeinanhour。Itoldhimthatwouldnotdo,themanwouldbeinhiscoffin;hemustcomedirectly。Hesmiledatmyimpetuosity,andyielded。
"Igothimtothepatient。Heexaminedhim,andsaidhemightbealive,butfearedthelastsparkwasgoingout。Hedarednotventureonfriction。Wemustbewary。
"Well,wetriedthisstimulantandthat,tillatlastwegotasighoutofthepatient;andIshallnotforgetthescreamofjoyatthatsigh,whichmadetheroomring,andthrilledusall。
"By-and-byIwassofortunateastosuggestlettingasmallstreamofwaterfallfromaheightonhisheadandface。Wemanagedthat,andby-and-bywererewardedwithasneeze。
"Ithinkasneezemustrevivifythebrainwonderfully,forhemaderapidprogress,andthenwetriedfriction,andhegotwellveryquick。Indeed,ashehadnothingthematterwithhim,exceptbeingdead,hegotridiculouslywell,andbeganpayingusfulsomecompliments,thedoctorandme。
"Sothenwehandedhimtohisjoyfulwife。
"Theytalkofcryingforjoy,asifitwasdoneeveryday。Ineversawitbutonce,andshewasthewoman。Shemadeacuriousgurgle;butitwasverypretty。Iwasgladtohaveseenit,andveryproudtobethecause。
Thenextdaythatpairleft。HewasEnglishandsomanygood-naturedstrangerscalledonhimthathefledswiftly,anddidnotevenbidmegood-by。However,Iwastoldtheybothinquiredforme,andweresorryI
wasoutwhentheywent。"
"Howgoodofthem!"saidVizard,turningred。
"Oh,nevermind,sir;Imadeuseof_him。_Iscribbledanarticlethatveryday,entitledit,'Whilethere'slifethere'shope,'andrushedwithittotheeditorofajournal。Hetookitwithdelight。Iwroteit_'alaFrancaise:_pictureofthedeadhusband,mourningwife,theimpendinginterment;effacedmyselfentirely,andsaidthewifehadrefusedtoburyhimuntilDr。Brasseur,whosefamehadreachedherears,hadseenthebody。Tohumorher,thedoctorwasappliedto,and,hisbenevolencebeingequaltohisscience,hecame:when,lo!asuddensurprise;theswift,unerringeyeofsciencedetectedsomesubtlesignthathadescapedthelesserluminaries。Hedoubtedthedeath。Heappliedremedies;heexhaustedthemeansofhisart,withlittleavailatfirst,butatlastasighwaselicited,thenasneeze;and,marveloustorelate,inonehourthedeadmanwassittingup,notconvalescent,butwell。Iconcludedwithsomereflectionsonthis_mostimportantcaseofsuspendedanimation_
verycreditabletotheprofessionofmedicine,andDr。Brasseur。"
"Therewasafox!"
"Well,lookatmyhair。Whatelsecouldyouexpect?Isaidthatbefore,too。
"Mynoticepublished,Isentittothedoctor,withmyrespects,butdidnotcallonhim。However,onedayhemetme,andgreetedmewithalowbow。'Mademoiselle,'saidhe,'youwerealwaysagoodstudent;butnowyoushowthespiritofa_confr'ere,_andsogracefully,thatweareallagreedwemusthaveyouforoneassoonaspossible。'
"Icourtesied,andfeltmyfacered,andsaidIshouldbetheproudestwomaninFrance。
"'GrandDieu,'saidhe,'Ihopenot;foryourmodestyisnottheleastofyourcharms。'
"So,thewaywasmadesmooth,andIhadtoworkhard,andinaboutfourteenmonthsIwasadmittedtomyfinalexamination。Itwasasevereone,butIhadsomeadvantages。Eachnationhasitswisdom,andIhadstudiedinvariousschools。
"Beingalinguist,withatrainedmemory,IoccasionallybackedmyreplieswithastringofFrench,German,English,andItalianauthoritiesthatlookedimposing。
"Inshort,Ididpasswithpublicapplauseandcordialfelicitation;theyquite_fe'ted_me。Theoldwelcomedme;theyoungescortedmehomeandflungflowersovermeatmydoor。Ireappearedinthebalcony,andsaidafewwordsofgratitudetothemandtheirnoblenation。Theycheered,anddispersed。
"Myheartwasinaglow。IturnedmyeyestowardNewYork:afortnightmore,andmyparentsshouldgreetmeasaEuropeandoctress,ifnotaBritish。
"Theexcitementhadbeentoogreat;Isunk,alittleexhausted,onthesofa。Theyboughtmealetter。Itwasblack-edged。Itoreitopenwithascream。Myfatherwasdead。"
CHAPTERXIV。
"IWASprostrated,stupefied。Idon'tknowwhatIdid,orhowlongIsatthere。ButCorneliacametocongratulateme,andfoundmetherelikestone,withtheletterinmyhand。Shepackedupmyclothes,andtookmehomewithher。Imadenoresistance。Iseemedallbrokenandlimp,soulandbody,andnotatearthatday。
"Oh,sir,howsmalleverythingseemsbesidebereavement!Mytroubles,myinsults,werenothingnow;mytriumphnothing;forIhadnofatherlefttobeproudofitwithme。
"Iweptwithanguishahundredtimesaday。WhyhadIleftNewYork?WhyhadInotforeseenthisevery-daycalamity,andpassedeveryprecioushourbyhissideIwastolose?
"Terrorseizedme。Mymotherwouldgonext。Nolifeofanyvaluewassafeaday。Deathdidnotwaitfordisease。Itkilledbecauseitchose,andtoshowitscontemptofhearts。
"ButjustasIwaspreparingtogotoHavre,theybroughtmeatelegram。
Iscreamedatit,andputupmyhands。Isaid'No,no;'Iwouldnotreadit,tobetoldmymotherwasdead。Iwouldhaveherafewminuteslonger。
Corneliareadit,andsaiditwasfromher。Ifellonit,andkissedit。
Theblessedtelegramtoldshewascominghome。IwastogotoLondonandwaitforher。
"Istarted。Corneliapaidmyfees,andputmydiplomainmybox。_I_
caredfornothingnowbutmyownfleshandblood——whatwasleftofit——mymother。
"IreachedLondon,andtelegraphedmyaddresstomymother,andbeggedhertocomeatonceandeasemyfears。Itoldhermyfundswereexhausted;but,ofcourse,thatwasnotthethingIpouredoutmyheartabout;soIdaresayshehardlyrealizedmydeplorablecondition——listlessandbereaved,aloneinagreatcity,withnomoney。
"Inhernextlettershebeggedmetobepatient。Shehadtroublewithherhusband'sexecutors;shewouldsendmeadraftassoonasshecould;butshewouldnotleave,andletherchildberobbed。
"By-and-bythelandladypressedmeformoney。Igavehermygownsandshawlstosellforme。"
"Goose!"
"AndjustnowIwasafox。"
"Youareboth。Butsoiseverywoman。"
"Shehandedmeafewshillings,bywayofbalance。Ilivedonthemtilltheywent。ThenIstarvedalittle。"
"Witharingonyourfingeryoucouldhavepawnedfortenguineas!"
"Pawnmyring!Myfathergaveitme。"Shekissedittenderly,yet,toVizard,halfdefiantly。
"Pawningisnotselling,goose!"saidhe,gettingangry。
"ButImusthavepartedwithit。"
"Andyoupreferredto_starve?"_
"Ipreferredtostarve,"saidshe,steadily。
Helookedather。Hereyesfacedhis。Hemutteredsomething,andwalkedaway,threestepstohideunreasonablesympathy。Hecamebackwithagranddisplayofcheerfulness。"Yourmotherwillbeherenextmonth,"
saidhe,"withmoneyinbothpockets。MeantimeIwishyouwouldletmehaveafingerinthepie——or,rathermysister。Sheiswarm-heartedandenthusiastic;sheshallcallonyou,ifyouwillpermitit。"
"Isshelikeyou?"
"Notabit。Wearebydifferentmothers。HerswasaGreek,andsheisabeautiful,darkgirl。"
"Iadmirebeauty;butisshelikeyou——in——in——disposition?"
"Lord!no;verysuperior。Notabominablycleverlikeyou,butabsurdlygood。Youshalljudgeforyourself。Obligemewithyouraddress。"
Thedoctresswroteheraddresswitharesignedair,asonewhohadfoundsomebodyshehadtoobey;and,assoonashehadgotit,Vizardgaveherasortofnervousshakeofthehand,andseemedalmostinahurrytogetawayfromher。Butthiswashisway。
Shewouldhavebeenamazedifshehadseenhischangeofmannerthemomenthegotamonghisownpeople。
Heburstinonthem,crying,"There——theprayersofthiscongregationarerequestedforHarringtonVizard,saddledwithavirago。"
"Saddledwithavirago!"screamedFanny。
"Saddledwitha——!"sighedZoe,faintly。
"SaddledwithaviragoFORLIFE!"shoutedVizard,withalouddefiancethatseemedneedless,sincenobodywasobjectingviolentlytohisbeingsaddled。
"Lookhere!"saidhe,descendingallofasuddentoameek,injuredair,which,however,didnotlastverylong,"IwasinthegardenofLeicesterSquare,andayoungladyturnedfaint。Iobservedit,and,insteadoftakingthehintandcutting,Iofferedassistance——offmyguard,asusual。Shedeclined。Ipersisted;proposedaglassofwine,orspirit。
Shedeclined,butatlastletoutshewasstarving。"
"Oh!"criedZoe。
"Yes,Zoe——starving。Awomanmorelearned,morescientific,moreeloquent,moreoffensivetoafellow'svanity,thanIeversaw,orevenreadof——awomanof_genius,_starving,likeageniusandaninny,witharingonherfingerworththirtyguineas。Butmylearnedgoosewouldnotraisemoneyonthat,becauseitwasherfather's,andheisdead。"
"Poorthing!"saidZoe,andhereyesglisteneddirectly。
"It_is_hard,Zoe,isn'tit?Sheisaphysician——anablephysician;hasstudiedatZurichandatEdinburgh,andinFrance,andhasaFrenchdiploma;butmustnotpracticeinEngland,becausewearebehindtheContinentinlawsandcivilization——so_she_says,confoundherimpudence,andmyfollyforbecomingawoman'secho!ButifIweretotellyouherwholestory,yourbloodwouldboilatthetrickery,anddishonesty,andoppressionofthetrades-unionwhichhasdriventhisgiftedcreaturetoaforeignschoolforeducation;and,nowthataforeignnationadmitsherabilityandcrownsherwithhonor,stillshemustnotpracticeinthiscountry,becausesheisawoman,andweareanationofhalf-civilizedmen。Thatis_her_chat,youunderstand,notmine。Wearenotobligedtoswallowallthat;but,turnithowyouwill,herearelearning,genius,andvirtuestarving。Wemustgethertoacceptalittlemoney;thatmeans,inhercase,alittlefireandfood。Zoe,shallthatwomangotobedhungryto-night?"
"No,never!"saidZoe,warmly。"'Letmethink。Offerhera_loan。"_
"Welldone;thatisagoodidea。Will_you_undertakeit?Shewillbefarmorelikelytoaccept。Sheisabitofaprudeandall,ismyvirago。"
"Yes,dear,shewill。Orderthecarriage。Sheshallnotgotobedhungry——nobodyshallthatyouareinterestedin。"
"Oh,afterdinnerwilldo。"
Dinnerwasorderedimmediately,andthebroughamanhourafter。
Atdinner,VizardgavethemalltheoutlineoftheEdinburghstruggle,andtheprosandcons;duringwhichnarrativehisfemalehearersmighthavebeenobservedtogetcoolerandcooler,tilltheyreachedthezeroofperfectapathy。Theylistenedindeadsilence;butwhenHarringtonhaddone,FannysaidasidetoZoe,"Itisallherownfault。Whatbusinesshavewomentosetupfordoctors?"
"Ofcoursenot,"saidZoe;"onlywemustnotsayso。Heindulges_us_inourwhims。"
Warmpartisanofimmortaljustice,whenitwasluckyenoughtobebackedbyheraffections,MissVizardrosedirectlyafterdinner,and,withafineimitationofardor,saidshecouldlosenomoretime——shemustgoandputonherbonnet。"Youwillcomewithme,Fanny?"
WhenIwasagirl,oraboy——Iforgetwhich,itissolongago——ayoungladythusinvitedbyanaffectionatefriendusedtodooneoftwothings;
ninetimesoutoftenshesacrificedherinclination,andwent;thetenth,shewouldmakesweet,engagingexcuses,andbegoff。Butthegirlsofthisdayhaveinvented"silentvolition。"Whenyouaskthemtodoanythingtheydon'tquitelike,theylookyouintheface,blandbutfull,andneitherspeaknormove。MissDoverwasaproficientinthisgracefulformofrefusalbydeadsilence,andresistancebyplacidinertia。ShejustlookedlikethefullmooninZoe'sface,andneverbudged。Zoe,beingalsoagirloftheday,needednointerpretation。"Oh,verywell,"saidshe,"disobligingthing!"——withperfectgoodhumor,mindyou。
Vizard,however,wasnotpleased。
"Yougowithher,Ned,"saidhe。"MissDoverpreferstostayandsmokeacigarwithme。"
MissDover'sfacereddened,butsheneverbudged。AnditendedinZoetakingSevernewithhertocallonRhodaGale。
RhodaGalestayedinthegardentillsunset,andthenwenttoherlodgingsslowly,fortheyhadnoattraction——adarkroom;nosupper;ahardlandlady,halfdisposedtoturnherout。
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