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第10章

  "Astothestudyandpracticeofmedicinedegradingwomen,heaskedifitdegradedmen。No;itelevatedthem。Theycouldnotcontradicthimonthatpoint。Hedeclinedtobelieve,withoutaparticleofevidence,thatanysciencecouldelevatethehighersexanddegradethelower。Whatevidencewehadranagainstit。Nursesarenot,asaclass,unfeminine,yetallthatismostappalling,disgusting,horrible,and_unsexing_intheartofhealingismonopolizedbythem。,Womenseeworsethingsthandoctors。
  Womennurseallthepatientsofbothsexes,oftenunderhorribleandsickeningconditions,andlayoutallthecorpses。Nodoctorobjectstothisonsentimentalgrounds;andwhy?Becausethenursesgetonlyaguineaaweek,andnotaguineaaflyingvisit:towomentheloathsomepartofmedicine;tomanthelucrative!ThenoblenursesoftheCrimeawenttoattend_malesonly,_yetwerenotchargedwithindelicacy。Theyworkedgratis。Thewould-bedoctresseslook_mainlytoattendingwomen,_
  butthentheywanttobepaidforit:therewastherub——itwasameremoneyquestion,andalltheattemptsoftheuniontohidethisandplaythesentimentalshop-manweretransparenthypocrisyandhumbug。
  "AdoctorjustlyreveredinEdinburghansweredhim,butsaidnothingnewnoreffective;and,toourgreatjoy,themajoritywentwithus。
  "Thusencouraged,theuniversitycourtsettledthematter。Wewereadmittedtomatriculateandstudymedicine,undercertainconditions,towhichIbegyourattention。
  "Theinstructionofwomenfortheprofessionofmedicinewastobeconductedinseparateclassesconfinedentirelytowomen。
  "TheprofessorsoftheFacultyofMedicineshould,forthispurpose,bepermittedtohaveseparateclassesforwomen。
  "Alltheseregulationswereapprovedbythechancellor,andaretothisdayapartofthelawofthatuniversity。
  "Weladies,fiveinnumber,butafterwardseven,werematriculatedandregisteredprofessionalstudentsofmedicine,andpassedsixdelightfulmonthswenowlookbackuponasifitwasahappydream。
  "Wewerepickedwomen,allinearnest。Wedeservedrespect,andwemetwithit。Theteacherswerekind,andweattentiveandrespectful:thestudentswerecourteous,andwewereaffabletothem,butdiscreet。
  Whateversevenyoungwomencoulddotoearnesteem,andreconcileevenouropponentstotheexperiment,wedid。Therewasnotananti-student,ordownrightflirt,amongus;and,indeed,Ihaveobservedthatanearnestloveofstudyandsciencecontrolstheamorousfrivolityofwomenevenmorethanmen's。Perhapsourheadsarereally_smaller_thanmen's,andwehaven'troominthemtobelikeSolomon——extremelywiseandarrantfools。
  "Thiswentonuntilthefirstprofessionalexamination;but,aftertheexamination,thewar,toourconsternation,recommenced。AmI,then,bad-heartedforthinkingtheremusthavebeensomethinginthatexaminationwhichrousedthesleepingspiritoftrades-unionism?"
  "Itseemsprobable。"
  "Thenviewthatprobabilitybythelightoffact:
  "Inphysiologythemalestudentswere127;inchemistry,226;25obtainedhonorsinphysiology;31inchemistry。
  "Inphysiologyandchemistrytherewerefivewomen。Oneobtainedhonorsinphysiologyalone;fourobtainedhonorsinbothphysiologyandchemistry。
  "So,yousee,thefemalestudentsbeatthemalestudentsinphysiologyattherateoffivetoone;andinchemistry,sevenandthree-quarterstoone。
  "But,horribletorelate,oneoftheladieseclipsedtwenty-nineoutofthethirty-onegentlemenwhotook_honors_inchemistry。Incapacityshesurpassedthemall;forthetwo,whowereaboveher,obtainedonlytwomarksmorethanshedid,yettheyhadbeenayearlongeratthestudy。
  Thisentitledherto'aHopeScholarship'forthatyear。
  "Wouldyoubelieveit?thescholarshipwasrefusedher——inutterdefianceofthefounder'sconditions——ontheidlepretextthatshehadstudiedatadifferenthourfromthemalestudents,andthereforewasnotamemberofthechemistryclass。"
  "Thenwhyadmithertothecompetition?"saidVizard。
  "Why?becausethe_'apriori_reasonerstookforgrantedshewouldbedefeated。Thenthecrywouldhavebeen,'Youhadyourchance;weletyoutryfortheHopeScholarship;butyoucouldnotwinit。'Havingwonit,shewastobecheatedoutofitsomehow,oranyhow。Theseparate-classsystemwasnotthatlady'sfault;shewouldhavepreferredtopaytheuniversitylecturerlighterfees,andattendabetterlecturewiththemalestudents。Theseparateclasswasanunfavorableconditionofstudy,whichtheuniversityimposedonus,astheconditionofadmittingustotheprofessionalstudyofmedicine?Surely,then,tocheatthatladyoutofherHopeScholarship,whenshehadearneditunderconditionsofstudyenforcedandunfavorable,wasperfidiousanddishonest。Itwasevenalittleungratefultotheinjuredsex;forthemoneywhichfoundedthesescholarshipswaswomen'smoney,everypennyofit。ThegoodProfessorHopehadlecturedtoladiesfiftyyearsago;hadtakentheirfees,andfoundedhisscholarshipswiththeirmoney:anditwouldhavedonehisheartgoodtoseealadywinandwearthatprizewhich,butforhisfemalepupils,wouldneverhaveexisted。Butitiseasytotrampleonadeadman:aseasyasonlivingwomen。
  "Theperfidywasfollowedbyruthlesstyranny。Theyrefusedtoadmitthefaircriminaltothelaboratory,'else,'saidthey,'she'lldefeatmoremen。
  "Thatkilledher,asachemist。Itgaveinferiormalestudentstoogreatanadvantageoverher。AndsothepublicandProfessorHopeweresacrificedtoatrades-union,andlostagreatanalyticalchemist,andsomethingmore——shehad,tomyknowledge,asubtlediagnosis。Nowwehaveatpresentno_great_analyst,andthefewcompetentanalystswehavedonotpossessdiagnosisinproportion。Theycanfindafewpoisonsinthedead,buttheyareslowtodiscoverthemintheliving;sotheyarenottobecountedontosavealife,wherecrimeisadministeringpoison。
  Thatwomancould,andwould,Ithink。
  "Theydroveheroutofchemistry,whereinshewasagenius,intosurgery,inwhichshewasonlyatalent。Sheisnowhouse-surgeoninagreathospital,andthepublichaslostagreatchemistanddiagnosticphysiciancombined。
  "Uptothedateofthisenormity,thePresshadbeenprettyevenlydividedforandagainstus。Butnow,totheircredit,theywereunanimous,andreprobatedthejuggleasabreachofpublicfaithandplainmorality。Backedbypublicopinion,onefriendlyprofessortookthisoccasiontomovetheuniversitytorelaxtheregulationofseparateclassessinceithadbeenabused。Heproposedthatthefemalestudentsshouldbeadmittedtotheordinaryclasses。
  "Thisproposalwasnegativedby58to47。
  "Thissmallmajoritywasgainedbyacharacteristicmaneuver。Thequeen'snamewasgravelydraggedinasdisapprovingtheproposal,when,infact,itcouldneverhavebeensubmittedtoher,orhercomment,ifany,musthavebeeninwriting;andastothegeneralquestion,shehasneversaidapublicwordagainstmedicalwomen。Shehastoomuchsensenottoaskherselfhowcananywomanbefittobeaqueen,withpowersoflifeanddeath,ifnowomanisfittobesosmallathing,bycomparison,asaphysicianorasurgeon。
  "Wewerevictimsofasmallmajority,obtainedbyimaginationplayinguponflunkyism,andthefirstresultwaswewerenotallowedtositdowntobotanywithmales。Mindyou,wemighthavegatheredblackberrieswiththeminumbrageouswoodsfrommorntilldewyeve,andnotaprofessorshockedinthewholefaculty;butwemustnotsitdownwiththemtoanintellectualdinnerofherbs,andlisten,intheircompany,tothepedantictermsandchildishclassificationsofbotany,inwhichkindredpropertiesareignored。Onlythemalestudentmustbetoldinpublicthatafox-gloveis_Digitalispurpurea_intheimprovednomenclatureofscience,andcrow-footis_Ranunculussceleratus,_andthebuck-beanis_Menyanthistrifoliata,_andmugwortis_ArtemesiaJudaica;_that,havinglostthepropertiesofhyssopknowntoSolomon,weregainoursuperiorityoverthatlearnedHebrewbychristeningit_Gratiolaofficinalis。_Thesexesmustnotbetaughtinoneroomtodiscardsuchuglyandinexpressivetermsassnow-drop,meadow-sweet,heart's-ease,fever-few,cowslip,etc。,andlearntoknowthecowslipas_Primulaveris_——byclass,_Pentandriamonogynia;_andthebuttercupas_Ranunculusacnis_——_Polyandriamonogynia;_thesnow-dropas_Galanthusnivalis_——_Hexandriamonogynia;_andthemeadow-sweetas_Ulnaria;_theheart'seaseas_Violatricolor;_andthedaisyas_Bellisperennis_——_Syngenesiasuperflua。"_
  "Well,"saidVizard,"Ithinktheindividualnamescanonlyhurtthejawsandotherorgansofspeech。Buttheclassification!Isthemildlusterofsciencetobecastoverthenaturaldispositionofyoungwomentoward_Polyandriamonogynia?_Istrigamytobeidentifiedintheirsweetsoulswithfloralinnocence,andtheirvictimssittingby?"
  "Suchclassificationsarepuerileandfanciful,"saidMissGale;"but,forthatveryreason,theydon'tinfect_animals_withtrigamy。Novelsaremuchmorelikelytodothat。"
  "Especiallyladies'novels,"suggestedVizard,meekly。
  "Some,"suggestedtheaccurateRhoda。"Butthesexeswillneverloseeithermoralsordelicacythroughcoursesofbotanyenduredtogether。Itwillnothurtyoungladiesabittotelltheminthepresenceofyounggentlementhatacabbageisathalamifioralexogen,anditsstamensaretetradynamous;northatthemushroom,_Psalliatacampestris,_andthetoad-stool,_Myoenacampestris,_areconfoundedbythisscienceinoneclass,_Cryptogamia。_Itwillnotevenhurtthemtobetoldthatthepropertiesofthe_Arummaculatum_arelittleknown,butthatthemalesarecrowdedroundthecenterofthespadix,andthefemalesseatedatthebase。"
  SaidVizard,pompously,"Thepulpitandthetea-tablearecentersofsimilarphenomena。NowIthinkofit,thepulpitisaveryfaircalyx,butthetea-tableissadlysquat。"
  "Yes,sir。But,morethanthat,notoneofthesepedantswhogrowledatpromiscuousbotanyhasonceobjectedtopromiscuousdancing,notevenwiththegentleman'sarmroundthelady'swaist,whichthecustomofcenturiescannotrenderdecent。Yettheprofessorsofdelicacyconnive,andtheMotherGeesesitsmirkingatthewall。Oh,worldofhypocritesandhumbugs!"
  "Iamafraidyouareanupsettergeneral,"saidVizard。"Butyouareabominablysincere;andallthisisacuriouschapterofhumannature。
  Prayproceed。"
  MissGalenoddedgravely,andresumed。
  "Somuchpublicridiculefellontheunionforthis,andtheblindflunkyismwhichcouldbelievethequeenhadmeddledinthedetail,thattheprofessorsmeltedunderit,andthrewopenbotanyandnaturalhistorytous,withothercollateralsciences。
  "Thencamethegreatfight,whichisnotendedyet。
  "Toqualifyformedicineandpassthestiffexamination,bywhichthepublicisveryproperlyprotected,youmustbeversedinanatomyandclinicalsurgery。Booksandlecturesdonotsufficeforthis,withoutthehumansubject——aliveanddead。Theuniversitycourtknewthatverywellwhenitmatriculatedus,andthereforeitprovidedforourinstructionbypromisingusseparateclasses。
  "Backedbythispublicpledge,wewaitedontheuniversityprofessorofanatomytoarrangeourfeesforaseparatelecture。Heflatlyrefusedtoinstructusseparatelyforloveormoney,ortopermithisassistants。
  Thatmeant,'Theunionseesawaytoputyouinacleftstickandcheatyououtofyourdegree,inspiteofthepledgetheuniversityhasgivenyou;inspiteofyourfees,andofyourtimegiventostudyinrelianceonthepromise。'
  "Thiswasaheavyblow。ButtherewasanextramuralestablishmentcalledSurgeons'Hall,andtheuniversityformallyrecognizedallthelecturersinthisHall;soweappliedtothoselecturers,andtheywereshockedattheilliberalityoftheuniversityprofessors,andadmittedusatoncetomixedclasses。Weattendedlectureswiththemalestudentsonanatomyandsurgery,and_ofalltheanticipatedevils,notonetookplace,sir。_
  "Theobjectionstomixedclassesprovedtobeidlewords;yettheold-fashionedmindsopposedtousshuttheireyesandwentonreasoning_'apriori,_andprovingthattheevilswhichtheysawdidnotarise_must_ariseshouldtheexperimentofmixedclasses,whichwasthensucceeding,everhetried。
  "Toqualifyusforexaminationwenowneededbutonethingmore——hospitalpractice。Theinfirmaryissupportednotsomuchbytheuniversityasthetown。Weapplied,therefore,withsomeconfidence,forthepermissionusuallyconcededtomedicalstudents。Themanagersrefusedusthe_towninfirmary。_Thenweappliedtothesubscribers。Themajority,notbelongingtoatrades-union,declaredinourfavor,andintimatedplainlythattheywouldturnouttheilliberalmanagersatthenextelectionofmanagers。
  "Butbythistimethewarwashotandgeneral,andhardblowsdealtonbothsides。ItwasartfullysuppressedbyourenemiesintheprofessionandinthePressthatwehadbeggedhardfortheseparateclasswhichhadbeenpromisedusinanatomy,andpermissiontoattend,byourselves,alimitednumberofwardsintheinfirmary;andonthisfalsehoodbysuppressionworsecalumnieswerebuilt。
  "Ishalltellyouwhatwereallywere,andwhatfoulmouthsandpensinsinuatedwemustbe。
  "Twoaccomplishedwomenhadjoinedus,andwewerenowthesevenwisevirginsofahalf-civilizednation,and,ifIknowblackfromwhite,weweresevenofitsbrightestornaments。Weweresevenladies,whowishedtobedoctresses,especiallydevotedtoourownsex;sevengoodstudents,whowentonourkneestotheuniversityforthoseseparateclassesinanatomyandclinicalsurgerywhichtheuniversitywasboundinhonortosupplyus;but,ourprayerrejected,saidtotheuniversity,'Well,useyourowndiscretionaboutseparateormixedclasses;butforyourowncredit,andthatofhumannature,donotwillfullytieahangman'snoosetothrottletheweakanddeserving,anddon'tcheatsevenpoor,hard-working,meritoriouswomen,yourownmatriculatedstudents,outofourentrance-fees,whichlietothisdayintheuniversitycoffers,outoftheexceptionallyheavyfeeswehavepaidtoyourprofessors,outofallthefruitofourhardstudy,outofourdiplomas,andourbread。
  Solvetheknotyourownway。Wewillsubmittomixedclasses,oranything,exceptprofessionaldestruction。'
  "Inthisspiritourlion-heartedleaderwrotetheletterofanuninjureddove,andsaidtherewereagreatmanymorewardsintheinfirmarythananymalestudentcouldordidattend;wewouldbecontenttodividethematterthus:themalestudentstohavethemonopolyoftwo-thirds,wetohavethebarerightofadmissiontoone-third。Bythisthemalestudentsifanywhohadasincereobjectiontostudythesick,andwitnessoperations,inourcompany,couldneverbetroubledwithus;andwe,thoughlessfavoredthanthemalestudents,couldjustmanagetoqualifyforthatpublicexamination,whichwastoprovewhetherwecouldmakeablephysiciansornot。
  "Sir,thisgentleproposalwasrejectedwithrudescorn,andinaggressiveterms。Suchisthespiritofatrades-union。
  "Havingnowshownyouwhatwewere,Iwillnowtellyouwhatourenemies,decliningtoobserveourconduct,thoughitwasverypublic,suggestedwe_must_be——sevenshamelesswomen,whopursuedmedicineasahandleforsexuality;whowentintothedissecting-roomtodissectmales,andintothehospitaltocrowdroundthemalepatient,andwho_demanded_mixedclasses,thatwemighthavemalecompanionsinthosestudieswhicheveryfemininewomanwouldavoidaltogether。
  "Thiskey-notestruck,thepublicwasregaledwithaburstofhypocrisysuchasMoli'ereneverhadthelucktowitness,oroh,whatacomedyhewouldhavewritten!
  "Theimmodestsex,takingadvantageofMoli'ere'sdeceasewithoutheirsofhisbrains,settoworkinpublictoteachthemodestsexmodesty。
  "Intheconductofthispleasantparadox,therepresentativesofthatsex,whichhasmuchcourageandlittlemodesty,weretwoprofessors——whoconductedtheparadoxsojudiciouslythattheLondonPressreprimandedthemfortheirfoulinsinuations——andanumberofyoungmencalledmedicalstudents。
  "Now,themedicalstudentsurpassesmostyoungmeninloosenessoflife,andindecencyofmindandspeech。
  "Therepresentativesofwomanhoodtobeinstructedinmodestybytheseanimals,oldandyoung,weresevenprudes,whosemindsweredevotedtostudyandhonorableambition。Thesewomenwereasmuchabovetheaverageoftheirsexinfemininereserveandindependenceofthemalesexastheywereinintellect。
  "Theaveragegirl,whothroughoutthisdiscussionwasallofasuddenpuffedasalily,becausesheceasedtobe_observed,_canattendtonothingifamanisby;shecan'twork,shecan'tplay,sheissoeatenupwithsexuality。Thefrivoloussoulcanjustmanagetoplaycroquetwithfemales;but,enteramanuponthescene,andshedoeseventhatveryill,andcanhardlybegottotakeherturnintheonlythingshehasreallygivenhermindto。Wewereangelscomparedwiththispaltrycreature,andshewasthestandingbuttofpubliccensure,untilitwasfoundthatanimaginarypictureofhercouldbemadethehandleforinsultingherbetters。
  "Againstthesesevenprudes,decentdotardsandtheirfoul-mouthedalliesflungoutinsinuationswhichdidnotescapepubliccensure;andthemedicalstudentsdeclaredtheirmodestywasshockedatourintrusionintoanatomyandsurgery,andpetitionedagainstus。SomeofthePressweredeceivedbythisforatime,and_hurlaientaveclesloups。_
  "Itookup,oneday,myfavoriteweekly,inwhichnearlyeverywriterseemstomeascholar,andwasregaledwithsuchlinesasthese:
  "'Itappearsthatgirlsaretoassociatewithboysasmedicalstudents,inorderthat,whentheybecomewomen,theymaybeabletospeaktomenwithentireplainnessuponallthesubjectsofadoctor'sdailypractice。
  "'Inplainwords,theaspirantstomedicineandsurgerydesiretoridthemselvesspeedilyandeffectuallyofthatmodestywhichnaturehasplantedinwomen。'Andthenthewriterconcludes:'Webegtosuggestthatthereareotherplacesbesidesdissecting-roomsandhospitalswherethoseladiesmayrelievethemselvesofthemodestywhichtheyfindsotroublesome。Butfathersnaturallyobjecttothisbeingdoneattheirsons'expense。"
  "Infamous!"criedVizard。"Onecomfort,nomaneverpennedthat。Thatissomeoldwomanwritingdownyoungones。"
  "Idon'tknow,"saidRhoda。"Ihavemetsomanywomanishmeninthisbusiness。AllIknowis,thatmycheeksburned,and,foronceinthefight,scaldingtearsrandownthem。Itwasasifafriendhadspatuponme。
  "Whatachimera!Whatamonstrousmisinterpretationofpuremindsbymindsimpure!To_us_thedissecting-roomwasatemple,andthedeadanawe,revoltingtoalloursenses,untilthekniferevealedtoourmindstheCreator'shandinstructuralbeautiesthatthetrainedcanappreciate,ifwickedduncescan't。
  "Andastotheinfirmary,weshouldhavedonejustwhatwedidatZurich。
  Weheldalittlealooffromthemalepatients,unlesssomegood-naturedlecturer,orpupil,gaveusasignal,andthenwecameforward。Ifwecameuninvited,wealwaysstoodbehindthemalestudents:butwedidcrowdroundthebedsofthefemalepatients,andclaimedtheinnerrow:
  AND,SIR,THEYTHANKEDGODFORUSOPENLY。
  "Afewawkwardrevelationsweremadeduringthisdiscussion。Amedicalstudenthadthecandortowriteandsaythathehadbeenatalecture,andtheprofessorhadtoldanindelicatestory,and,findingitpalatabletohismodestmales,hadsaid,'There,gentlemen:now,iffemalestudentswereadmittedhere,Icouldnothavetoldyouthisamusingcircumstance。'
  Sothatitwasourpurifyinginfluencehedreadedinsecret,thoughhetoldthepublichedreadedthereverse。
  "Again,femalepatientswrotetothejournalstobegthatfemalestudentsmightbeadmittedtocomebetweenthemandthebrutalcuriosityofthemalestudents,towhichtheyweresubjectedinsooffensiveawaythatmorethanonepoorcreaturedeclaredshehadfeltagoniesofshame,eveninthemiddleofanagonizingoperation。
  "Thisbeingacryfromthatpublicforwhosesakethewholecliqueofphysicians——maleandfemale——exists,had,ofcourse,nogreatweightintheunioncontroversy。
  "But,sir,ifgravemenandwomenwillsitcalmlydownandflingdirtuponeverywomanwhoshallaspiretomedicineinanisland,thoughshecandosoonaneighboringcontinentwithhonor,andchoosetheirtimewhenthedirtcanonlyfallonsevenknownwomen——sincethefemalestudentsinthatislandareonlyseven——thepretendedgeneralitybecomesacowardlypersonality,andwoundsassuch,andexciteslesscold-hearted,andmorehot-headedblackguardstooutrage。ItwassoatPhiladelphia,anditwassoatEdinburgh。
  "Ourextramuralteacherinanatomywasabouttogiveacompetitiveexamination。Now,ontheseoccasions,wewereparticularlyobnoxious。
  Oftenandclearlyasithadbeenproved,by_'apriori_reasoning,thatwe_must_beinfinitelyinferiortotheaveragemale,wepersistedinproving,byhardfact,thatwewereinfinitelyhissuperior;andeveryexaminationgaveusanopportunityofcrushingsolidreasonsunderhollowfact。
  "Abandofmedicalstudentsdeterminedthatforonce_'apriori_
  reasoningshouldhavefairplay,andnotbecrushedbyathingsoillusoryasfact。Accordingly,theygotthegatesclosed,andcollectedroundthem。Wecameup,oneafteranother,andwerereceivedwithhisses,groans,andabusiveepithets。
  "Thismodeofreasoningmusthavebeenadmirablyadaptedtomyweakunderstanding;foritconvincedmeatonceIhadnobusinessthere,andI
  wasforprivatestudydirectly。
  "But,sir,youknowtheancientssaid,'Betterisanarmyofstagswithalionfortheirleader,thananarmyoflionswithastagfortheirleader。'Now,itsohappenedthatwehadalionessforourleader。Shepushedmanfullythroughthecrowd,andhammeredatthedoor:thenwecreptquakingafter。Sheorderedthoseinsidetoopenthegates;andsomestudenttookshame,anddid。Inmarchedourlioness,creptafterbyher——her——"
  "Hercubs。"
  "Athousandthanks,goodsir。Herdoes。Onsecondthoughts,'herhinds。'
  Doeisthefemaleofbuck。Now,Isaidstags。Well,theruffianswhohadundertakentoteachusmodestyswarmedintoo。Theydraggedasheepintothelecture-room,lightedpipes,producedbottles,drank,smoked,andabusedusladiestoourfaces,andinterruptedthelectureratintervalswiththeirhowlsandribaldry:thatwasintendedtoshowtheprofessorheshouldnotbelistenedtoanymoreifheadmittedthefemalestudents。
  Theaffairgotwind,andotherstudents,notconnectedwithmedicine,camepouringin,withnoworsemotive,probably,thantoseethelark。
  Someofthese,however,thoughttheintroductionofthesheepunfairtosorespectedalecturer,andproceededtoremoveher;buttheprofessorputuphishand,andsaid,'Oh,don'tremove_her:_sheissuperiorinintellecttomanypersonsherepresent。'
  "Attheendofthelecture,thinkingusinactualdangerfromtheseruffians,heofferedtoletusoutbyasidedoor;butourlionessstoodupandsaid,inavoicethatringsinmyearevennow,'Thankyou,sir;
  no。Thereare_gentlemen_enoughheretoescortussafely。'
  "Themagicofagreatwordfromagreatheart,atcertainmomentswhenmindsareheated!Atthatword,sir,thescalesfellfromahundredeyes;
  manhoodawokewithastart,ay,andchivalrytoo;fiftymanlyfellowswereroundusinamoment,withglowingcheeksandeyes,andtheycarriedusallhometoourseverallodgingsintriumph。Thecowardlycaitiffsofthetrades-unionhowledoutside,andmanagedtothrowalittledirtuponourgowns,andalsohurledepithets,mostofwhichwerenewtome;butithassincebeenstatedbypersonsmoreversedinthelanguageofthe_canaille_thatnofoulertermsareknowntothedregsofmankind。
  "Thusdidtheimmodestsex,inthepersonofthemedicalstudent,outragesevenfairsamplesofthemodestsex——toteachthemmodesty。
  "Nextmorningthepolicemagistratesdealtwithafewofourteachers,inflictedsevererebukesonthem,andfeeblefines。
  "Thecraftiereldersdisownedtheriotinpublic,butapproveditinprivate;andcontinuedtoactinconcertwithit,onlywithcunning,notviolence。_Itcausednohonestrevulsionoffeeling,_exceptinthedisgustedpublic,andtheyhadnopowertohelpus。
  "Thenextincidentwasastormydebatebythesubscriberstotheinfirmary;andherewehadalittlefemininerevenge,which,outragedaswehadbeen,Ihopeyouwillnotgrudgeus。
  "Ourlionesssubscribedfivepounds,andbecameentitledtovoteandspeech。Asthefoulestepithetshadbeenhurledatherbytheunion,andacertainprofessorhadtoldher,toherface,norespectablewomanwouldcometohimandproposetostudymedicine,shesaid,publicly,thatshehadcometohisopinion,andrespectablewomenwouldavoidhim——whichcausedalaugh。
  "Shealsogaveavenerableoldphysician,ourbitteropponent,aslapthatwasnotquitesofair。Hisattendanthadbeenconcernedinthatoutrage,andsheassumed——inwhichshewasnotjustified——thattheolddoctorapproved。'Tobesure,'saidshe,'theysayhewasintoxicated,andthatistheonlypossibleexcuse。'
  "Theolddoctorhadonlytosaythathedidnotcontrolhisassistantsinthestreet;andhisownmodeofconductingtheopposition,andhislonglifeofhonor,weretheretocorrectthisyoungwoman'sunworthysurmises,andshewouldhavehadtoapologizeforgoingtoofaronmeresurmise。But,insteadofthat,hewassoinjudiciousastoaccuseheroffoullanguage,andsay,'Myattendantisaperfectgentleman;hewouldnotbemyattendantifhewerenot。'
  "Ourlionesshadhimdirectly。'Oh,'saidshe,'ifDr。So-and-sopreferstosaythathisattendantcommittedthatoutrageondecencywheninhissobersenses,Iamquitecontent。'
  "Thiswasdescribedasviolentinvectivebypeoplewithweakmemories,whohadforgottenthenatureoftheoutrageourlionesswascommentingon;butintruthitwasonlysuperiorskillindebate,withtruthtobackit。
  "Formypart,Ikeptthepolicereportatthetime,andhavecompareditwithherspeech。Thejudicialcommentsonthoseriotersarefarmoreseverethanhers。Thetruthisitwasherfactsthathittoohard,notherexpressions。
  "Well,sir,sheobtainedamajority;andthosemanagersoftheinfirmarywhoobjectedtofemalestudentsweredismissed,andotherselected。AtthesamemeetingtheCourtofContributorspassedastatute,makingitthelawoftheinfirmarythatstudentsshouldbeadmittedwithoutregardtosex。
  "Butastothemereelectionofmanagers,theotherpartydemandedascrutinyofthevotes,andinstructivefigurescameout。Therevotedwithustwenty-eightfirms,thirty-oneladies,sevendoctors。
  "Therevotedwiththeunionfourteenfirms,twoladies,_thirty-sevendoctors,_andthree_druggists。_
  "Thereuponthetrades-union,asdeclaredbythefigures,allegedthatfirmsoughtnottovote。_Notabene,_theyalwayshadvotedunchallengedtilltheyvotedforfairplaytowomen。
  "Theunionservedtheprovostwithaninterdictnottodeclarethenewmanagerselected。
  "Weappliedforourticketsunderthenewstatute,butwereimpudentlyrefused,underthepleathatthemanagersmustfirstbeconsulted:sodidtheservantsoftheinfirmarydefythemastersinordertoexcludeus。
  "Bythistimethegreatdesireofwomentopracticemedicinehadbeguntoshowitself。Numberscameinandmatriculated;andthepressureontheauthoritiestokeepfaith,andrelaxthedead-locktheyhadputusin,wasgreat。
  "Thereupontheauthorities,insteadofsaying,'Wehavepledgedourselvestoagreatnumberofpersons,andpocketedtheirfees,'tookfright,andcastaboutforjuggles。Theyaffectedtodiscoverallofasuddenthattheyhadactedillegallyinmatriculatingfemalestudents。Theywould,therefore,notgivebacktheirfees,andpaythemtwohundredpoundsapieceforbreachofcontract,butdetaintheirfeesandstoptheirstudiesuntilcompelledbyjudicialdecisiontokeepfaith。Observe,itwasunderadviceofthelord-justice-generaltheyhadmatriculatedus,andenteredintoacontractwithus,_forfulfillingwhichitwasnot,andisnot,inthepowerofanymortalmantopunishthem。_
  "Butthesepettifoggerssaidthis:_'We_haveactedillegally,andthereforenotwe,but_you,_shallsuffer:_we_will_profit_byourillegalact,forwewillcheatyououtofyourfeestotheuniversityandyourfeestoitsprofessors,aswellastheseed-timeofyouryouththatwehavewasted。'
  "Now,inthatcountrytheycangettheopinionsofthejudgesbyraisingwhattheycallanactionofdeclarator。
  "Onewouldthinkitwastheirbusinesstogotothejudges,andmeantimegiveusthebenefitofthelegaldoubt,whileitlasted,andofthemoralno-doubt,whichwilllasttillthedayofjudgment,andadayafter。
  "Notabitofit。Theydeliberatelybroketheircontractwithus,keptourfees,andcheatedusoutofthearticlewehadboughtofthem,disownedallsenseofmorality,yetshiftedtheburdenoflawontoourshoulders。Litigationislong。Perfidywasinpossession。Possessionisninepoints。Thefemalestudentsarenowsittingwiththeirhandsbeforethem,juggledoutoftheirstudies,inplaindefianceofjusticeandpublicfaith,waitingtilltimeshallshowthemwhetherprovinciallawyerscanpettifogaswellastrades-uniondoctors。
  "Asforme,Ihadretiredtocivilizedclimeslongbeforethis。Iusedtowritetwiceaweektomyparents,butIwithheldallmentionoftheoutrageatSurgeons'Hall。Iknewitwouldgivethemuselesspain。Butinthreeweeksorsocamealetterfrommyfather,unlikeanyotherIeverknewhimtowrite。Itdidnotevenbegin,'Mydearchild。'Thiswaswhathesaidthewordsareengravedinmymemory:'Outofthatnationofcowardsandskunks!outofitthismoment,onceandforever!TheStatesareyourhome。DraftonLondoninclosed。WritetomefromFrancenextweek,orwritetomenomore。GraduateinFrance。ThencomeNorth,andsailfromHavretoNewYork。YouhavedonewithBritain,andsohaveI,tillournextwar。PrayGodthatmayn'tbelong!'
  "Itwaslikealion'sroarofanguish。Isawmydearfather'sheartwasburstingwithagonyandrageattheinsulttohisdaughter,andIshedtearsforhimthosewretcheshadneverdrawnfromme。
  "IhadcriedatbeinginsultedbyscholarsinthePress;butwhatwasittomethatthescumofthemedicalprofession,whichisthescumofGod'swholecreation,calledmewordsIdidnotknowthemeaningof,andflungthedirtoftheirstreets,andthefilthoftheirsouls,afterme?Iwasfrightenedalittle,thatisall。Butthatthesereptilescouldwoundmydarlingoldlion'sheartacrosstheocean!Sir,hewasamanwhocouldbekeenandevenseverewithmen,buteveryvirtuouswomanwasasacredthingtohim。Hadheseenone,thoughastranger,insultedaswewere,hewouldhavediedinherdefense。HewasatrueAmerican。Andtothinkthedregsofmankindcouldwoundhimforhisdaughter,andsoneartheendofhisowndearlife。Oh!"Sheturnedherheadaway。
  "Mypoorgirl!"saidVizard,andhisownvoicewasbroken。
  Whenhesaidthat,shegavehimherhand,andseemedtoclingtohisalittle;butsheturnedherheadawayfromhimandcried,andeventrembledalittle。
  Butsheverysoonrecoveredherself,andsaidshewouldtrytoendherstory。Ithadbeenlongenough。
  "Sir,myfatherhadoftenobeyedme;butnowIknewImustobeyhim。I
  gottestimonialsinEdinburgh,andstartedSouthdirectly。InaweekI
  wasintheSouthofFrance。Oh,whatachangeinpeople'smindsbymerechangeofplace!Theprofessorsreceivedmewithwinningcourtesy;somehatswereliftedtomeinthestreet,withmarkedrespect;flowersweresenttomylodgingsbygentlemenwhoneveronceintruded,onmeinperson。Iwasinacivilizedland。Yettherewasadisappointmentforme。
  IinquiredforCornelia。Thewretchhadjustgoneandmarriedaprofessor。Ifearedshewasuptonogood,byherwritingsoseldomoflate。
  "Isentheralinethatanoldfriendhadreturned,andhadnotforgottenher,norourmutualvows。
  "Shecamedirectly,andwasforcaressingawayhercrime,anddissolvingitincrocodiletears;butIplayedtheinjuredfriendandthetyrant。
  "Thenshecurledroundme,andcoaxed,andsaid,'Sweetheart,Icanadvanceyourinterestsallthebetter。Youshallbefamousforusboth。I
  shallbehappierinyoursuccessthaninmyown。'
  "Inshort,shemadeitveryhardtoholdspite;anditendedinfeeble-mindedembraces。Indeed,she_was_ofservicetome。Ihadafavortoask:IwantedleavetocountmyScotchtimeinFrance。
  "Myviewwastenable;andCornelia,byherbeautyandherpopularity,gainedoveralltheprofessorstoitbutone。Hestoodout。
  "Well,sir,anextraordinaryoccurrencebefriendedme;no,notextraordinary——unusual。
  "Ilodgedonasecondfloor。Thefirstfloorwasveryhandsome。AyoungEnglishmanandhiswifetookitforaweek。Shewasmusical——arealgenius。TheonlywomanIeverheardsingwithoutwhining;forweare,bynature,themedicalandunmusicalsex。"
  "Soyousaidbefore。"
  "IknowIdid;andImeantokeepsayingittillpeopleseeit。Well,theyoungmanwastakenviolentlyandmysteriouslyill;hadsyncopeaftersyncope,andatlastceasedtobreathe。
  "Thewifewasparalyzed,andsatstupefied,andthepeopleaboutfearedforherreason。
  "Afteratimetheybeggedmetocomedownandtalktoher。OfcourseI
  went。Ifoundherwithherheaduponhisknees。Isatdownquietly,andlookedathim。Hewasyoungandbeautiful,butwithafemininebeauty;
  hisheadfinelyshaped,withcurlylocksthatglitteredinthesun,andonegoldenlocklighterthantherest;hiseyesandeyelashes,hisovalface,hiswhiteneck,andhiswhitehand,allbeautiful。Hislefthandrestedonthecounterpane。Therewasanemeraldringononefinger。Hewaslikesomebeautifulflowercutdown。Icanseehimnow。
  "Thewomanliftedherheadandsawme。Shehadanobleface,thoughnowdistortedandwild。
  "Shecried,'Tellmeheisnotdead!tellmeheisnotdead!'andwhenI
  didnotreply,thepoorcreaturegaveawildcry,andhersenseslefther。Wecarriedherintoanotherroom。
  "Whilethewomenwerebringingherto,anofficialcametoinsistontheintermenttakingplace。TheyareterriblyexpeditiousintheSouthofFrance。
  "Thiscausedanaltercation,andthepoorladyrushedout;andfindingtheofficerperemptory,flungherarmsroundthebody,andsaidtheyshouldnotbeparted——shewouldbeburiedwithhim。
  "Theofficialwasmoved,butsaidthelawwasstrict,andthetownmustconductthefuneralunlessshecouldfindthesadcouragetogivethenecessaryinstructions。Withthishewasgoingout,inexorable,whenallofasuddenIobservedsomethingthatsentmyheartintomymouth,andI
  cried'Arretez!'soloudthateverybodystared。
  "Isaid,'Youmustwaittillaphysicianhasseenhim;hehasmovedafinger。'
  "Istaredatthebody,andtheyallstaredatme。
  "He_had_movedafinger。WhenIfirstsawhim,hisfingerswereallclosetogether;butnowthelittlefingerwasquiteawayfromthethirdfinger——theonewiththeringon。
  "Ifelthisheart,andfoundalittlewarmthaboutit,butnoperceptiblepulse。Iorderedthemtotakeoffhissheetandputonblankets,butnottotouchhimtillIcamebackwithalearnedphysician。Thewifeembracedme,alltrembling,andpromisedobedience。Igota_fiacre_anddrovetoDr。Brasseur,whowasmyhostileprofessor,butveryable。Iburstonhim,andtoldhimIhadacaseofcatalepsyforhim——itwasn'tcatalepsy,youknow,butphysiciansarefondofGreek;theypreferthewrongGreekwordtotherightEnglish。SoIcalledit'catalepsy,'andsaidI
  believedtheyweregoingtoburyaliveman。Heshruggedhisshoulders,andsaidthatwasoneofthecustomsofthecountry。Hewouldcomeinanhour。Itoldhimthatwouldnotdo,themanwouldbeinhiscoffin;hemustcomedirectly。Hesmiledatmyimpetuosity,andyielded。
  "Igothimtothepatient。Heexaminedhim,andsaidhemightbealive,butfearedthelastsparkwasgoingout。Hedarednotventureonfriction。Wemustbewary。
  "Well,wetriedthisstimulantandthat,tillatlastwegotasighoutofthepatient;andIshallnotforgetthescreamofjoyatthatsigh,whichmadetheroomring,andthrilledusall。
  "By-and-byIwassofortunateastosuggestlettingasmallstreamofwaterfallfromaheightonhisheadandface。Wemanagedthat,andby-and-bywererewardedwithasneeze。
  "Ithinkasneezemustrevivifythebrainwonderfully,forhemaderapidprogress,andthenwetriedfriction,andhegotwellveryquick。Indeed,ashehadnothingthematterwithhim,exceptbeingdead,hegotridiculouslywell,andbeganpayingusfulsomecompliments,thedoctorandme。
  "Sothenwehandedhimtohisjoyfulwife。
  "Theytalkofcryingforjoy,asifitwasdoneeveryday。Ineversawitbutonce,andshewasthewoman。Shemadeacuriousgurgle;butitwasverypretty。Iwasgladtohaveseenit,andveryproudtobethecause。
  Thenextdaythatpairleft。HewasEnglishandsomanygood-naturedstrangerscalledonhimthathefledswiftly,anddidnotevenbidmegood-by。However,Iwastoldtheybothinquiredforme,andweresorryI
  wasoutwhentheywent。"
  "Howgoodofthem!"saidVizard,turningred。
  "Oh,nevermind,sir;Imadeuseof_him。_Iscribbledanarticlethatveryday,entitledit,'Whilethere'slifethere'shope,'andrushedwithittotheeditorofajournal。Hetookitwithdelight。Iwroteit_'alaFrancaise:_pictureofthedeadhusband,mourningwife,theimpendinginterment;effacedmyselfentirely,andsaidthewifehadrefusedtoburyhimuntilDr。Brasseur,whosefamehadreachedherears,hadseenthebody。Tohumorher,thedoctorwasappliedto,and,hisbenevolencebeingequaltohisscience,hecame:when,lo!asuddensurprise;theswift,unerringeyeofsciencedetectedsomesubtlesignthathadescapedthelesserluminaries。Hedoubtedthedeath。Heappliedremedies;heexhaustedthemeansofhisart,withlittleavailatfirst,butatlastasighwaselicited,thenasneeze;and,marveloustorelate,inonehourthedeadmanwassittingup,notconvalescent,butwell。Iconcludedwithsomereflectionsonthis_mostimportantcaseofsuspendedanimation_
  verycreditabletotheprofessionofmedicine,andDr。Brasseur。"
  "Therewasafox!"
  "Well,lookatmyhair。Whatelsecouldyouexpect?Isaidthatbefore,too。
  "Mynoticepublished,Isentittothedoctor,withmyrespects,butdidnotcallonhim。However,onedayhemetme,andgreetedmewithalowbow。'Mademoiselle,'saidhe,'youwerealwaysagoodstudent;butnowyoushowthespiritofa_confr'ere,_andsogracefully,thatweareallagreedwemusthaveyouforoneassoonaspossible。'
  "Icourtesied,andfeltmyfacered,andsaidIshouldbetheproudestwomaninFrance。
  "'GrandDieu,'saidhe,'Ihopenot;foryourmodestyisnottheleastofyourcharms。'
  "So,thewaywasmadesmooth,andIhadtoworkhard,andinaboutfourteenmonthsIwasadmittedtomyfinalexamination。Itwasasevereone,butIhadsomeadvantages。Eachnationhasitswisdom,andIhadstudiedinvariousschools。
  "Beingalinguist,withatrainedmemory,IoccasionallybackedmyreplieswithastringofFrench,German,English,andItalianauthoritiesthatlookedimposing。
  "Inshort,Ididpasswithpublicapplauseandcordialfelicitation;theyquite_fe'ted_me。Theoldwelcomedme;theyoungescortedmehomeandflungflowersovermeatmydoor。Ireappearedinthebalcony,andsaidafewwordsofgratitudetothemandtheirnoblenation。Theycheered,anddispersed。
  "Myheartwasinaglow。IturnedmyeyestowardNewYork:afortnightmore,andmyparentsshouldgreetmeasaEuropeandoctress,ifnotaBritish。
  "Theexcitementhadbeentoogreat;Isunk,alittleexhausted,onthesofa。Theyboughtmealetter。Itwasblack-edged。Itoreitopenwithascream。Myfatherwasdead。"
  CHAPTERXIV。
  "IWASprostrated,stupefied。Idon'tknowwhatIdid,orhowlongIsatthere。ButCorneliacametocongratulateme,andfoundmetherelikestone,withtheletterinmyhand。Shepackedupmyclothes,andtookmehomewithher。Imadenoresistance。Iseemedallbrokenandlimp,soulandbody,andnotatearthatday。
  "Oh,sir,howsmalleverythingseemsbesidebereavement!Mytroubles,myinsults,werenothingnow;mytriumphnothing;forIhadnofatherlefttobeproudofitwithme。
  "Iweptwithanguishahundredtimesaday。WhyhadIleftNewYork?WhyhadInotforeseenthisevery-daycalamity,andpassedeveryprecioushourbyhissideIwastolose?
  "Terrorseizedme。Mymotherwouldgonext。Nolifeofanyvaluewassafeaday。Deathdidnotwaitfordisease。Itkilledbecauseitchose,andtoshowitscontemptofhearts。
  "ButjustasIwaspreparingtogotoHavre,theybroughtmeatelegram。
  Iscreamedatit,andputupmyhands。Isaid'No,no;'Iwouldnotreadit,tobetoldmymotherwasdead。Iwouldhaveherafewminuteslonger。
  Corneliareadit,andsaiditwasfromher。Ifellonit,andkissedit。
  Theblessedtelegramtoldshewascominghome。IwastogotoLondonandwaitforher。
  "Istarted。Corneliapaidmyfees,andputmydiplomainmybox。_I_
  caredfornothingnowbutmyownfleshandblood——whatwasleftofit——mymother。
  "IreachedLondon,andtelegraphedmyaddresstomymother,andbeggedhertocomeatonceandeasemyfears。Itoldhermyfundswereexhausted;but,ofcourse,thatwasnotthethingIpouredoutmyheartabout;soIdaresayshehardlyrealizedmydeplorablecondition——listlessandbereaved,aloneinagreatcity,withnomoney。
  "Inhernextlettershebeggedmetobepatient。Shehadtroublewithherhusband'sexecutors;shewouldsendmeadraftassoonasshecould;butshewouldnotleave,andletherchildberobbed。
  "By-and-bythelandladypressedmeformoney。Igavehermygownsandshawlstosellforme。"
  "Goose!"
  "AndjustnowIwasafox。"
  "Youareboth。Butsoiseverywoman。"
  "Shehandedmeafewshillings,bywayofbalance。Ilivedonthemtilltheywent。ThenIstarvedalittle。"
  "Witharingonyourfingeryoucouldhavepawnedfortenguineas!"
  "Pawnmyring!Myfathergaveitme。"Shekissedittenderly,yet,toVizard,halfdefiantly。
  "Pawningisnotselling,goose!"saidhe,gettingangry。
  "ButImusthavepartedwithit。"
  "Andyoupreferredto_starve?"_
  "Ipreferredtostarve,"saidshe,steadily。
  Helookedather。Hereyesfacedhis。Hemutteredsomething,andwalkedaway,threestepstohideunreasonablesympathy。Hecamebackwithagranddisplayofcheerfulness。"Yourmotherwillbeherenextmonth,"
  saidhe,"withmoneyinbothpockets。MeantimeIwishyouwouldletmehaveafingerinthepie——or,rathermysister。Sheiswarm-heartedandenthusiastic;sheshallcallonyou,ifyouwillpermitit。"
  "Isshelikeyou?"
  "Notabit。Wearebydifferentmothers。HerswasaGreek,andsheisabeautiful,darkgirl。"
  "Iadmirebeauty;butisshelikeyou——in——in——disposition?"
  "Lord!no;verysuperior。Notabominablycleverlikeyou,butabsurdlygood。Youshalljudgeforyourself。Obligemewithyouraddress。"
  Thedoctresswroteheraddresswitharesignedair,asonewhohadfoundsomebodyshehadtoobey;and,assoonashehadgotit,Vizardgaveherasortofnervousshakeofthehand,andseemedalmostinahurrytogetawayfromher。Butthiswashisway。
  Shewouldhavebeenamazedifshehadseenhischangeofmannerthemomenthegotamonghisownpeople。
  Heburstinonthem,crying,"There——theprayersofthiscongregationarerequestedforHarringtonVizard,saddledwithavirago。"
  "Saddledwithavirago!"screamedFanny。
  "Saddledwitha——!"sighedZoe,faintly。
  "SaddledwithaviragoFORLIFE!"shoutedVizard,withalouddefiancethatseemedneedless,sincenobodywasobjectingviolentlytohisbeingsaddled。
  "Lookhere!"saidhe,descendingallofasuddentoameek,injuredair,which,however,didnotlastverylong,"IwasinthegardenofLeicesterSquare,andayoungladyturnedfaint。Iobservedit,and,insteadoftakingthehintandcutting,Iofferedassistance——offmyguard,asusual。Shedeclined。Ipersisted;proposedaglassofwine,orspirit。
  Shedeclined,butatlastletoutshewasstarving。"
  "Oh!"criedZoe。
  "Yes,Zoe——starving。Awomanmorelearned,morescientific,moreeloquent,moreoffensivetoafellow'svanity,thanIeversaw,orevenreadof——awomanof_genius,_starving,likeageniusandaninny,witharingonherfingerworththirtyguineas。Butmylearnedgoosewouldnotraisemoneyonthat,becauseitwasherfather's,andheisdead。"
  "Poorthing!"saidZoe,andhereyesglisteneddirectly。
  "It_is_hard,Zoe,isn'tit?Sheisaphysician——anablephysician;hasstudiedatZurichandatEdinburgh,andinFrance,andhasaFrenchdiploma;butmustnotpracticeinEngland,becausewearebehindtheContinentinlawsandcivilization——so_she_says,confoundherimpudence,andmyfollyforbecomingawoman'secho!ButifIweretotellyouherwholestory,yourbloodwouldboilatthetrickery,anddishonesty,andoppressionofthetrades-unionwhichhasdriventhisgiftedcreaturetoaforeignschoolforeducation;and,nowthataforeignnationadmitsherabilityandcrownsherwithhonor,stillshemustnotpracticeinthiscountry,becausesheisawoman,andweareanationofhalf-civilizedmen。Thatis_her_chat,youunderstand,notmine。Wearenotobligedtoswallowallthat;but,turnithowyouwill,herearelearning,genius,andvirtuestarving。Wemustgethertoacceptalittlemoney;thatmeans,inhercase,alittlefireandfood。Zoe,shallthatwomangotobedhungryto-night?"
  "No,never!"saidZoe,warmly。"'Letmethink。Offerhera_loan。"_
  "Welldone;thatisagoodidea。Will_you_undertakeit?Shewillbefarmorelikelytoaccept。Sheisabitofaprudeandall,ismyvirago。"
  "Yes,dear,shewill。Orderthecarriage。Sheshallnotgotobedhungry——nobodyshallthatyouareinterestedin。"
  "Oh,afterdinnerwilldo。"
  Dinnerwasorderedimmediately,andthebroughamanhourafter。
  Atdinner,VizardgavethemalltheoutlineoftheEdinburghstruggle,andtheprosandcons;duringwhichnarrativehisfemalehearersmighthavebeenobservedtogetcoolerandcooler,tilltheyreachedthezeroofperfectapathy。Theylistenedindeadsilence;butwhenHarringtonhaddone,FannysaidasidetoZoe,"Itisallherownfault。Whatbusinesshavewomentosetupfordoctors?"
  "Ofcoursenot,"saidZoe;"onlywemustnotsayso。Heindulges_us_inourwhims。"
  Warmpartisanofimmortaljustice,whenitwasluckyenoughtobebackedbyheraffections,MissVizardrosedirectlyafterdinner,and,withafineimitationofardor,saidshecouldlosenomoretime——shemustgoandputonherbonnet。"Youwillcomewithme,Fanny?"
  WhenIwasagirl,oraboy——Iforgetwhich,itissolongago——ayoungladythusinvitedbyanaffectionatefriendusedtodooneoftwothings;
  ninetimesoutoftenshesacrificedherinclination,andwent;thetenth,shewouldmakesweet,engagingexcuses,andbegoff。Butthegirlsofthisdayhaveinvented"silentvolition。"Whenyouaskthemtodoanythingtheydon'tquitelike,theylookyouintheface,blandbutfull,andneitherspeaknormove。MissDoverwasaproficientinthisgracefulformofrefusalbydeadsilence,andresistancebyplacidinertia。ShejustlookedlikethefullmooninZoe'sface,andneverbudged。Zoe,beingalsoagirloftheday,needednointerpretation。"Oh,verywell,"saidshe,"disobligingthing!"——withperfectgoodhumor,mindyou。
  Vizard,however,wasnotpleased。
  "Yougowithher,Ned,"saidhe。"MissDoverpreferstostayandsmokeacigarwithme。"
  MissDover'sfacereddened,butsheneverbudged。AnditendedinZoetakingSevernewithhertocallonRhodaGale。
  RhodaGalestayedinthegardentillsunset,andthenwenttoherlodgingsslowly,fortheyhadnoattraction——adarkroom;nosupper;ahardlandlady,halfdisposedtoturnherout。