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第3章

  S。T。"
  "Poorfellow,"saidNed;"myheartbleedsforhim。"
  Zoewasaffectedbythis,andturnedliquidandlovingeyeson"dearNed。"ButFannystoodherground。"Goto'S。T。'to-morrowmorning,butdon'tdesert'Z。V。'and'F。D。'to-night。"Zoesmiled。
  "ButIhavetelegraphed!"objectedNed。
  "Thentelegraphagain——_not,"_saidFannyfirmly。
  Now,thiswasunexpected。Severnehadsethisheartupon_rougeetnoir,_
  butstillhewasafraidofoffendingZoe;and,besides,hesawUxmoor,withhisnoblebeardandbrowneyes,castingrapturousglancesather。
  "LetMissVizarddecide,"saidhe。"Don'tletmebesounhappyastooffendhertwiceinoneday。"
  Zoe'sprideandgoodnessdictatedheranswer,inspiteofherwishes。Shesaid,inalowvoice,"Gotoyoursickfriend。"
  "There,"saidSeverne。
  "Ihear,"saidFanny。"Shemeans'go;'butyoushallrepentit。"
  "ImeanwhatIsay,"saidZoe,withrealdignity。"Itismyhabit。"Andthenextmomentshequietlylefttheroom。
  Shesatdowninherbedroom,mortifiedandalarmed。What!Haditcometothis,thatshefeltherheartturncoldjustbecausethatyoungmansaidhecouldnotaccompanyher——onasingleevening!Thenfirstshediscoveredthatitwasforhimshehaddressed,andhad,foronce,beautifiedherbeauty——for_him;_thatwithFannyshehaddweltuponthedelightsofthemusic,buthadsecretlythoughtofappearingpubliclyon_his_arm,anddazzlingpeoplebytheirunitedandcontrastedbeauty。
  Sherose,allofasudden,andlookedkeenlyatherselfintheglass,toseeifshehadnotsomehowoverratedherattractions。Buttheglasswasreassuring。Ittoldhernotonemaninamillioncouldgotoasickfriendthatnight,whenhemightpasstheeveningbyherside,andvisithisfriendearlyinthemorning。Bestlovedisbestserved。Tearsofmortifiedvanitywereinhereyes;butshesmiledthroughthemattheglass;thendriedthemcarefully,andwentbacktothedining-roomradiant,toallappearance。
  Dinnerwasjustserved,andherbrother,todohonortothenew-comer,wavedhissistertoaseatbyLordUxmoor。Helookedcharmedatthearrangement,andshowedagreatdesiretopleaseher,butatfirstwasunabletofindgoodtopics。Afterseveraltimidoverturesonhispart,sheassistedhim,outofgood-nature,Sheknewbyreportthathewasaverybenevolentyoungman,bentonimprovingthehome,habits,wages,andcomfortsoftheagriculturalpoor。Sheledhimtothis,andhiseyessparkledwithpleasure,andhishomelybutmanlyfacelighted,andwaselevatedbythesympathysheexpressedintheseworthyobjects。Hecouldnothelpthinking:"WhataLadyUxmoorthiswouldmake!SheandIandherbrothermightleaventhecounty。"
  AndallthistimeshewouldnotevenbestowaglanceonSeverne。Shewasnotanangel。Shehadsaid,"Gotoyoursickfriend;"butshehadnotsaid,"Iwillsmartaloneifyou_do。"_
  SevernesatbyFanny,andseemeddejected,but,asusual,politeandcharming。Shewassmilinglycruel;regaledhimwithLordUxmoor'swealthandvirtues,andsaidhewasanexcellentmatch,andallshe-Barfordshirepullingcapsforhim。Severneonlysighed;heofferednoresistance;andatlastshecouldnotgoonnaggingahandsomefellow,whoonlysighed,soshesaid,"Well,_there;_Iadviseyoutojoinusbeforetheoperaisover,thatisall。"
  "Iwill,Iwill!"saidhe,eagerly。"Oh,thankyou。"
  Dinnerwasdispatchedratherrapidly,becauseoftheopera。
  Whentheladiesgottheircloaksandlacescarfs,toputovertheirheadscominghome,thepartyprovedtobeonlythree,andtheticketsfive;forMissMaitlandpleadedheadache。
  Onthis,LordUxmoorsaid,rathertimidly,heshouldliketogo。
  "Why,yousaidyouhatedmusic,"saidVizard。
  LordUxmoorcolored。"Irecant,"saidhe,bluntly;andeverybodysawwhathadoperatedhisconversion。Thatisapun。
  Itishalfanhour,byrail,fromFrankforttoHomburg,andthepartycouldnotbeseatedtogether。VizardbestowedZoeandLordUxmoorinonecarriage,FannyandSeverneinanother,andhimselfandacigarinthethird。SevernesatgazingpiteouslyonFannyDover,butneversaidaword。Shesatandeyedhimsatiricallyforagoodwhile,andthenshesaid,cheerfully,"Well,Mr。Severne,howdoyouliketheturnthingsaretaking?"
  "MissDover,Iamveryunhappy。"
  "Servesyouright。"
  "Oh,praydon'tsaythat。ItisonyouIdepend。"
  "Onme,sir!WhathaveItodowithyourflirtations?"
  "No;butyouaresoclever,andsogood。Ifforonceyouwilltakeapoorfellow'spartwithMissVizard,behindmyback;oh,pleasedo——praydo,"
  and,intheardorofentreaty,hecaughtFanny'swhitehandandkisseditwithwarmbutrespectfuldevotion。Indeed,hehelditandkisseditagainandagain,tillFanny,thoughshemindeditnomorethanmarble,wasgoingtoaskhimsatiricallywhetherhehadnotalmostdonewithit,whenatlasthecontrivedtosqueezeoutoneofhislittlehystericaltears,anddropitonherhand。
  Now,thegirlwasnotbutter,likesomeofhersex;farfromit:butneitherwasshewood——indeed,shewasnotoldenoughforthat——sothiscrocodiletearwonherforthetimebeing。"There——there,"saidshe;
  "don'tbeababy。I'llbeonyoursidetonight;only,ifyoucareforher,comeandlookafterheryourself。Beautifulwomenwithmoneywon'tstandneglect,Mr。Severne;andwhyshouldthey?Theyarenotlikepoorme;theyhavegotthegameintheirhands。"Thetrainstopped。Vizard'spartydrovetotheopera,andSeverneorderedacabtoTheGoldenStar,meaningtostopitandgetout;but,lookingathiswatch,hefounditwantedhalfanhourtogamblingtime,sohesettledtohaveacupofcoffeefirst,andacigar。WiththisviewheletthemandrivehimtoTheGoldenStar。
  CHAPTERIII。
  INAKLOSKINGworkednightanddayuponSiebel,inGounod's"Faust,"anduponthesongsthathadbeenaddedtogiveweighttothepart。
  Shecameearlytothetheateratnight,andsat,halfdressed,fatigued,andnervous,inherdressing-room。
  Crash!——thefirst_coupd'archet_announcedtheoverture,androusedherenergy,asifIthuriel'sspearhadprickedher。Shecamedowndressed,tolistenatoneoftheupperentrances,tofillherselfwiththemusicaltheme,beforetakingherpartinit,andalsotogaugetheaudienceandthesingers。
  ThemanFaustwasaGerman;butthemusicalpartFaustseemsbettersuitedtoanItalianoraFrenchman。Indeed,somesaythat,asarule,theGermangeniusexcelsincreationandtheItalianinrepresentationorinterpretation。Formypart,Iamunabletojudgenationsinthelump,assomefinefellowsdo,becausenationsarecomposedofverydifferentindividuals,andIknowonlyonetothemillion;butIdotakeonmetosaythattheindividualHerrwhoexecutedDoctorFaustusatHomburgthatnighthadeverythingtolearn,exceptwhathehadtounlearn。Hispersonwasobese;hisdeliveryofthewordswasmouthing,chewing,andgurgling;
  andheutteredthenotesintune,butwithoutpoint,pathos,orpassion;
  asteadylay-clerkfromYorkorDurhamCathedralwouldhavedonealittlebetter,becausehewouldhavebeennocolderatheart,andmoreexactintime,andwouldhavesungclean;whereasthisgentlemansethiswindpipetrembling,allthroughthebusiness,asifpalsywerepassion。Bywhatsystemofleveragesuchamancametobehoistedontosuchapinnacleofsongas"Faust"puzzledourEnglishfriendsinfrontasmuchasitdidtheAnglo-Danishartistatthewing;forEnglishgirlsknowwhatiswhatinopera。
  TheMargueritehadavoiceofsufficientcompass,andrathersweet,thoughthin。Thepartdemandsabetter_actress_thanPatti,andthisFrauleinwasnothalfasgood:sheputonthepainfulgrinofaprize-fighterwhohasreceivedastaggerer,andgrinnedallthroughthepart,thoughthereislittleinittogrinat。
  ShealsosufferedbyhavingtoplaytoaFaustmilkedofhispoetry,andself-smittenwitha_tremolo_which,asIsaidbefore,isthevoiceofpalsy,andisnot,noreverwas,noreverwillbe,thevoiceofpassion。
  Blessyourheart,passionisamanlything,awomanlything,agrandthing,notafeeble,quavering,palsied,anile,senilething。Learnthat,yetrembling,quaveringidiotsofsong!
  "Theyletmedown,"whisperedInaKloskingtoherfaithfulAshmead。"I
  feelalloutoftune。Ishallneverbeable。Andtheaudiencesocold。Itwillbelikesinginginasepulcher。"
  "Whatwouldyouthinkofthem,iftheyapplauded?"saidAshmead。
  "Ishouldsaytheyweregood,charitablesouls,andtheveryaudienceI
  shallwantinfiveminutes。"
  "No,no,"saidAshmead,"allyouwantisadiscriminatingaudience;andthisisone。RemembertheyhaveallseenPattiinMarguerite。Isitlikelytheywouldapplaudthistinstick?"
  Inaturnedtheconversationwithfemininequickness。"Mr。Ashmead,haveyoukeptyourpromise;mynameisnotintheprogramme?"
  "Itisnot;andagreatmistaketoo。"
  "Ihavenotbeenannouncedbynameinanyway?"
  "No。But,ofcourse,Ihavenursedyouabit。"
  "Nursedme?Whatisthat?Oh,whathaveyoubeendoing?No_charlatanerie,_Ihope。"
  "Nothingofthekind,"saidAshmead,stoutly;"onlytheregularbusiness。"
  "Andpraywhatistheregularbusiness?"inquiredIna,distrustfully。
  "Why,ofcourse,IsentonthemanagertosaythatMademoiselleSchwaubhadbeentakenseriouslyill;thatwehadbeenfearingwemustbreakfaithwiththepublicforthefirsttime;butthatacantatrice,whohadleftthestage,appreciatingourdifficulty,had,withrarekindness,cometoouraidforthisonenight:wefeltsureaHumbugaudience——whatamIsaying?——aHomburgaudiencewouldappreciatethis,andmakedueallowanceforaperformanceundertakeninsuchaspirit,andwithimperfectrehearsals,etc——inshort,theusualpatter;andtheusualeffect,greatapplause。Indeed,theonlyapplausethatIhaveheardinthistheaterto-night。AshmeadaheadofGounod,sofar。"
  InaKloskingputbothhandsbeforeherface,andutteredalittlemoan。
  Shehadreallyasoulabovetheseartifices。"So,then,"saidshe,"iftheydoreceiveme,itwillbeoutofcharity。"
  "No,no;butonyourfirstnightyoumusthavetwostringstoyourbow。"
  "ButIhaveonlyone。Thesecajolingspeechesareawasteofbreath。A
  singercansing,orshecan_not_sing,andtheyfindoutwhichitisassoonassheopenshermouth。"
  "Well,then,youopenyourmouth——thatisjustwhathalfthesingerscan'tdo——andtheywillsoonfindoutyoucansing。"
  "Ihopetheymay。Idonotknow。Iamdiscouraged。I'mterrified。Ithinkitisstage-fright,"andshebegantotremblevisibly,forthetimedrewnear。
  Ashmeadranoffandbroughthersomebrandy-and-water。Sheputupherhandagainstitwithroyalscorn。"No,sir!Ifthetheater,andthelights,andthepeople,themindofGoethe,andthemusicofGounod,can'texcitemewithout_that,_putmeatthecounterofacafe',forI
  havenobusinesshere。"
  Thepower,withoutviolence,andthegrandeurwithwhichshesaidthiswouldhavebroughtdownthehousehadshespokenitinaplaywithoutanoteofmusic;andAshmeaddrewbackrespectfully,butchuckledinternallyattheideaofthisMinervagivingchangeinacafe'。
  Andnowhercuewascoming。Sheorderedeverybodyoutoftheentrancenotveryceremoniously,anddrewwellback。Then,athercue,shemadeastatelyrush,andso,beinginfullswingbeforesheclearedthewing,shesweptintothecenterofthestagewithgreatrapidityandresolution;notraceeitherofhersorrowfulheartorherquakinglimbswasvisiblefromthefront。
  Therewasalittleapplause,allduetoAshmead'spreliminaryapology,buttherewasnorealreception;forGermanyislargeandmusical,andshewasnotimmediatelyrecognizedatHomburg。Buttherewasthatindescribableflutterwhichmarksagoodimpressionandkeenexpectationsuddenlyaroused。Shewasbeautifulonthestageforonething;herfigurerathertallandstately,andherfacefullofpower:andthentheverywayshecameonshowedthestepandcarriageofanartistathomeupontheboards。
  Shecastarapidglanceroundthehouse,observeditssize,andfeltherway。Shesungherfirstsongevenly,butnottamely,yetwithrestrainedpower;butthetonesweresofullandflexible,theexpressionsoeasyyetexact,thatthejudgessawtherewasnoeffort,andsuspectedsomethingbigmightbeyetinstoreto-night。Attheendofhersongshedidletoutforamoment,and,atthiswell-timedforetasteofherpower,therewasapplause,butnothingextravagant。
  Shewasquitecontent,however。ShemetAshmead,asshecameoff,andsaid,"Alliswell,myfriend,sofar。Theyaresittinginjudgmentonme,likesensiblepeople,andnotinahurry。Iratherlikethat。"
  "Yourownfault,"saidJoseph。"Youshouldhavebeenannounced。Prejudiceisasurercardthanjudgment。Thepublicisanass。"
  "Itmustcometothesamethingintheend,"saidtheKloskingfirmly。
  "Onecansing,oronecannot。"
  Hernextsongwasencored,andshecameoffflushedwithartandgratifiedpride。"Ihavenofearsnow,"saidshe,toherAchates,firmly。
  "Ihavemybarometer;ayoungladyinthestalls。Oh,suchabeautifulcreature,withblackhairandeyes!Sheapplaudsmefearlessly。Hergloriouseyesspeaktomine,andinspireme。Sheis_happy,_sheis。I
  drinksunbeamsather。Ishallactandsing'LeParlated'Amor'for_her_——andyouwillsee。"
  Betweentheacts,whoshouldcomeinbutNedSeverne,andglidedintothevacantstallbyZoe'sside。
  Shequiveredathiscomingnearher;hesawit,andfeltathrillofpleasurehimself。
  "Howis'S。T。'?"saidshe,kindly。
  "'S。T。'?"saidhe,forgetting。
  "Why,yoursickfriend,tobesure。"
  "Oh,nothalfsobadashethought。Iwasafooltoloseanhourofyoufor_him。_Hewashipped;hadlostallhismoneyat_rougeetnoir。_SoI
  lenthimfiftypounds,andthatdidhimmoregoodthanthedoctor。Youforgiveme?"
  "Forgiveyou?Iapprove。Areyougoingbacktohim?"saidshe,demurely。
  "No,thankyou,Ihavemadesacrificesenough。"
  Andsoindeedhehad,havinggotcleanedoutofthreehundredpoundsthroughpreferringgamblingtobeauty。
  "No——howdareyou?——andsaidasingerthathadretiredwouldperformthepartof'Siebel,tooblige;andshehasobligedmeforone。Sheis,oh,sosuperiortotheothers!Suchaheavenlycontralto;andheruppernotes,honeydroppingfromthecomb。Andthensheissomodest,sodignified,_and_sobeautiful。Sheisfairasalily;andsuchaqueen-likebrow,anddeep,grayeyes,fullofsadnessandsoul。I'mafraidsheisnothappy。Onceortwiceshefixedthemonme,andtheymagnetizedme,anddrewmetoher。SoImagnetizedherinreturn。I
  shouldknowheranywherefiftyyearshence。Now,ifIwereaman,I
  shouldlovethatwomanandmakeherloveme。"
  "ThenIamverygladyouarenotaman,"saidSeverne,tenderly。
  "SoamI,"whisperedZoe,andblushed。Thecurtainrose。
  "Listennow,Mr。Chatterbox,"saidZoe。
  NedSevernecomposedhimselftolisten;butFrauleinGraashadnotsungmanybarsbeforeherevolted。"Listentowhat?"saidhe;"andlookatwhat?TheonlyMargueriteintheplaceisbymyside。"
  Zoecoloredwithpleasure;buthergoodsensewasnottobeblinded。"TheonlygoodblackMephistophe-_less_youmean,"saidshe。"TobeMarguerite,onemustbegreat,andsweet,andtender;yes,andfarmorelovelythaneverwomanwas。ThatladyisabettercolorforthepartthanIam;butneithershenorIshalleverbeMarguerite。"
  Hemurmuredinherear。"YouareMarguerite,foryoucouldfireaman'sheartsothathewouldsellhissoultogainyou。"
  Itwastheaccentofpassionandthesensitivegirlquivered。Yetshedefendedherself——inwords,"Hush!"saidshe。"Thatiswicked——outofanopera。Fannywouldlaughatyou,ifsheheard。"
  Hereweretworeasonsfornotmakingsuchhotloveinthestallsofanopera。Whichofthetwoweighedmostwiththefairreasonershallbelefttoherownsex。
  ThebriefsceneendedwiththedeclarationoftheevilspiritthatMargueriteislost。
  "There,"saidZoe,naively,"thatisover,thankgoodness:nowyouwillhear_my_singer。"
  SiebelandMartacameonfromoppositesidesofthestage。"See!"saidZoe,"isn'tshelovely?"andsheturnedherbeamingfacefullonSeverne,toshareherpleasurewithhim。Toheramazementthemanseemedtransformed:adarkcloudhadcomeoverhissunnycountenance。Hesat,pale,andseemedtostareatthetall,majestic,dreamysinger,whostoodimmovable,dressedlikeavelvetyouth,yetlookinglikenoearthlyboy,butadrapedstatueofMercury,"Newlightedonaheaven-kissinghill。"
  Thebloodlefthislips,andZoethoughthewasfaint;butthenextmomentheputhishandkerchiefhastilytohisnose,andwriggledhiswayout,witharushandacrawl,strangelycombined,attheverymomentwhenthesingerdeliveredherfirstcommandingnoteofrecitative。
  Everybodyaboutlookedsurprisedanddisgustedatsoill-timedanexit;
  butZoe,whohadseenhiswhiteface,wasseriouslyalarmed,andmadeamovementtorisetoo,andwatch,orevenfollowhim;but,whenhegottotheside,helookedbacktoher,andmadeherasignalthathisnosewasbleeding,butitwasofnogreatconsequence。Heevenpointedwithhisfingeroutandthenbackagain,indicatingheshouldnotbelonggone。
  Thisre-assuredhergreatly;forshehadalwaysbeentoldalittlebleedingofthatsortwasgoodforhot-headedyoungpeople。Thenthesingertookcompleteholdofher。Thecomposer,tobalancethedelightfulpartofMarguerite,hasgivenSiebelamelodywithwhichwonderscanbedone;andtheKloskinghadmadeaconsiderablereserveofherpowersforthiscrowningeffort。Afterarecitativethatrivaledthesilvertrumpet,sheflungherselfwithimmediateandelectrifyingardorintothemelody;
  theorchestra,takenbysurprise,foughtfeeblyfortheoldripple;buttheKlosking,resolutebynature,wasnowmightyasNeptune,andwouldhaveherbigwaves。Themomentarystruggle,inwhichshewasloyallysecondedbytheconductor,evokedhergrandpowers。Catguthadtoyieldtobrains,andthewholeorchestra,composed,afterall,ofgoodmusicians,sooncaughtthedivineafflatus,andthelittletheaterseemedonfirewithmusic;theair,sungwithalargerhythm,swelledandrose,andthrilledeverybreastwithamazementanddelight;thehousehungbreathless:by-and-bytherewerepalecheeks,pantingbosoms,andweteyes,thetrue,raretriumphsofthesovereignsofsong;andwhenthelastnotehadpealedandceasedtovibrate,thepent-upfeelingsbrokeforthinaroarofapplause,whichshookthedome,followedbyaclappingofhands,likeasalvo,thatneverstoppedtillInaKlosking,whohadretired,cameforwardagain。
  Shecourtesiedwithadmirabledignity,modesty,andrespectfulgravity,andtheapplausethundered,andpeopleroseatherinclustersaboutthehouse,andwavedtheirhatsandhandkerchiefsather,andalittleItalianrecognizedher,andcriedoutasloudashecould,"VivalaKlosking!viva!"andsheheardthat,anditgaveherathrill;andZoeVizard,beingoutofEngland,and,therefore,braveasalioness,stoodboldlyupatherfullheight,and,takingherbouquetinherrighthand,carrieditswiftlytoherleftear,andsoflungit,withafreeback-handedsweep,moreOrientalthanEnglish,intotheair,anditlightedbesidethesinger;andshesawthenoblemotion,andthebouquetfly,and,whenshemadeherlastcourtesyatthewing,shefixedhereyesonZoe,andthenputherhandtoherheartwithamosttouchinggesturethatsaid,"MostofallIvalueyourbouquetandyourpraise。"
  Thenthehousebuzzed,andrankswereleveled;littlepeoplespoketobigpeople,andbigtolittle,inmutualcongratulation;foratsuchraremomentsexceptinAnglo-Saxonyinstinctseemstotellmenthattrueartisasunshineofthesoul,andblessestherichandthepooralike。
  Onepersonwasaffectedinanotherway。HarringtonVizardsatraptinattention,andnevertookhiseyesoffher,yetsaidnotaword。
  SeveralRussianandPrussiangrandeessoughtanintroductiontothenewsinger。Butshepleadedfatigue。
  Themanagerentreatedhertosupwithhim,andmeettheGrandDukeofHesse。Shesaidshehadapriorengagement。
  Shewentquietlyhome,andsuppedwithherfaithfulAshmead,andveryheartilytoo;fornaturewasexhausted,andagitationhadquitespoiledherdinner。
  JosephAshmead,intheprideofhisheart,proposedabottleofchampagne。TheQueenofSong,withtriumphflushed,lookedratherblueatthat。"Myfriend,"saidshe,inameek,deprecatingway,"weareworking-people:isnotBordeauxgoodenoughfor_us?"_
  "Yes;butitisnotgoodenoughfortheoccasion,"saidJoseph,alittletestily。"Well,nevermind;"andhemutteredtohimself,"thatistheworstof_good_women:theyaresoterriblystingy。"
  TheQueenofSong,withtriumphflushed,didnotcatchthesewords,butonlyalittlegrowling。However,assupperproceeded,shegotuneasy。Sosherangthebell,andordereda_pint:_ofthisshedrankonespoonful。
  Theremainder,co-operatingwithtriumphandclaret,keptAshmeadinagreatflowofspirits。Hetracedherabrilliantcareer。TobephotographedtomorrowmorningasSiebel,andinplaindress。Paragraphsin_Era,Figaro,Galignani,Inde'pendanceBelge,_andtheleadingdailies。Largewood-cutsbeforeleavingHomburgforParis,London,Vienna,St。Petersburg,andNewYork。"
  "I'minyourhands,"saidshe,andsmiledlanguidly,topleasehim。
  Butby-and-byhelookedather,andfoundshewastakingalittlecryalltoherself。
  "Dearme!"saidhe,"whatisthematter?"
  "Myfriend,forgiveme。_He_wasnottheretosharemytriumph。"
  CHAPTERIV。
  AStheoperadrewtoanend,ZoebegantolookroundmoreandmoreforSeverne;buthedidnotcome,andLordUxmoorofferedhisarmearnestly。
  Shetookit;buthungbackamomentonhisveryarm,totellHarringtonMr。Severnehadbeentakenill。
  Attherailwaystationthetruantemergedsuddenly,justasthetrainwasleaving;butLordUxmoorhadsecuredthreeseats,andthedefaulterhadtogowithHarrington。Onreachingthehotel,theladiestooktheirbed-candles;butUxmoorfoundtimetoproposeanexcursionnextday,Sunday,toalovelylittlelake——opencarriage,fourhorses。Theyoungladiesaccepted,butMr。Severnedeclined;hethankedLordUxmoorpolitely,buthehadarrearsofcorrespondence。
  Zoecastamortifiedandratherahaughtyglanceonhim,andFannyshruggedhershouldersincredulously。
  ThesetwoladiesbrushedhairtogetherinZoe'sroom。Thatisasoothingoperation,mymasters,andfamousforstimulatingfemalestofriendlygossip;butthistimetherewas,foronce,aguardedreserve。Zoewasirritated,puzzled,mortified,andevengrievedbySeverne'sconduct。
  Fannywasgnawedbyjealousy,andoutoftemper。ShehadforgivenZoeNedSeverne。Butthatyoungladywasinsatiable;LordUxmoor,too,hadfallenopenlyinlovewithher——openlytoafemaleeye。So,then,ablondehadnochance,withadarkgirlby:thusreasonedshe,anditwasintolerable。Itwassometimebeforeeitherspokeanatomofwhatwasuppermostinhermind。Theyeachdoledoutahundredsentencesthatmissedthemindandmingledreadilywiththeatmosphere,being,infact,merepreliminaryandidleair。Sotwodeer,induel,goaboutandabout,andevenaffecttolookanotherway,tilltheyareripeforcollision。
  Therebewriterswouldgivethereaderallthepreliminarypuffsofarticulatedwind,andeverybodywouldsay,"Howclever!Thatisjustthewaygirlsreallytalk。"ButIleavethegloryofphotographingnullitiestothegeniusesoftheage,andruntothefirstwordswhichcould,withoutimpiety,becalleddialogue。
  "Don'tyouthinkhisconductalittlemysterious?"saidZoe,_mal'apropos_ofanythingthathadbeensaidhitherto。
  "Well,yes;rather,"saidFanny,withmarkedcarelessness。
  "First,asickfriend;thenableedingatthenose;andnowhewon'tdrivetothelakewithus。Arrearsofcorrespondence?Pooh!"
  Now,Fanny'ssuspicionsweredeeperthanZoe's;shehadobservedSevernekeenly:butitwasnothercuetospeak。Sheyawnedandsaid,"What_does_itmatter?"
  "Don'tbeunkind,Fanny。Itmattersto_me。"_
  "Notit。Youhaveanotherready。"
  "Whatother?ThereisnoonethatI——Fanny。"
  "Oh,nonsense!Themanisevidentlysmitten,andyoukeepencouraginghim。"
  "No,Idon't;Iambarelycivil。Anddon'tbeill-natured。What_can_I
  do?"
  "Why,becontentwithoneatatime。"
  "Itisveryrudetotalkso。Besides,Ihaven'tgotone,muchlesstwo。I
  begintodoubt_him;_and,LordUxmoor!youknowIcannotpossiblycareforhim——anacquaintanceofyesterday。"
  "Butyouknowallabouthim——thatheisanexcellent_parti,"_saidFanny,withaprovokingsneer。
  Thiswasnottobeborne。
  "Oh!"saidZoe,"Isee;youwanthimforyourself。Itis_you_thatarenotcontentwithone。YouforgethowpoorHarringtonwouldmissyourattentions。Hewould_begin_toappreciatethem——whenhehadlostthem。"
  Thisstung,andFannyturnedwhiteandredbyturns。"Ideservethis,"
  saidshe,"forwastingadviceonacoquette。"
  "Thatisnottrue。I'mnocoquette;andhereIam,askingyouradvice,andyouonlysnubme。Youareajealous,cross,unreasonablething。"
  "Well,I'mnotahypocrite。"
  'Ineverwascalledsobefore,"saidZoe,noblyandgently。
  "Thenyouwerenotfoundout,thatisall。Youlooksosimpleandingenuous,andblushifamansayshalfawordtoyou;andallthetimeyouareagreaterflirtthanIam。"
  "Oh,Fanny!"screamedZoe,withhorror。
  Itseemsareparteemaybeconveyedinascream;forFannynowlosthertemperaltogether。"Yourconductwiththosetwomenisabominable,"saidshe。"Iwon'tspeaktoyouanymore。"
  "Ibegyouwill_not,_inyourpresenttemper,"saidZoe,withunaffecteddignity,andrisinglikeaGreekcolumn。
  Fannyflouncedoutoftheroom。
  Zoesatdownandsighed,andhergloriouseyesweredimmed。
  Mystery——doubt——andnowaquarrel。Whataday!Atherage,alittlecloudseemstodarkenthewholesky。
  Nextmorningthelittlepartymetatbreakfast。LordUxmoor,anticipatingadelightfulday,wasinhighspirits,andheandFannykeptuptheball。
  Shehadresolved,inthesilentwatchesofthenight,tocontesthimwithZoe,andmakeeverypossibleuseofSeverne,intheconflict。
  Zoewassilentand_distraite,_anddidnoteventrytocompetewithhersparklingrival。ButLordUxmoor'seyesoftenwanderedfromhissprightlycompaniontoZoe,anditwasplainhelongedforawordfromhermouth。
  Fannyobserved,bitherlip,andtackedinternally,"'boutship,"asthesailorssay。Hergamenow,conceivedinamoment,andatonceputinexecution,wastoencourageUxmoor'sattentionstoZoe。ShebeganbyopenlycourtingMr。Severne,tomakeZoetalktoUxmoor,andalsomakehimthinkthatSeverneandshewerethelovers。
  Herintentionsweretoutilizethecomingexcursion:shewouldattachherselftoHarrington,andsodriveZoeandUxmoortogether;andthenLordUxmoor,athispresentrateofamorousadvance,wouldprobablyleadZoetoadetachedrock,andmakeheraseriousdeclaration。Thisgood,artfulgirlfeltsuresuchadeclaration,madeafewmonthshenceinBarfordshire,wouldbeaccepted,andherselfleftinthecold。Thereforesheresolveditshouldbemadeprematurely,andinPrussia,withSeverneathand,andsoinallprobabilitycometonothing。Sheevenglimpsedavistaofconsequences,andinthatlittleavenuediscernedthefigureofFannyDoverplayingthepartofconsoler,friend,andultimatelyspousetoawealthynoble。
  CHAPTERV。
  THEletterswerebroughtin;onewastoVizard,fromHerries,announcingaremittance;onetoLordUxmoor。Onreadingit,hewassurprisedintoanexclamation,andhisfaceexpressedgreatconcern。
  "Oh!"saidZoe——"Harrington!"
  Harrington'sattentionbeingthusdrawn,hesaid,"Nobadnews,Ihope?"
  "Yes,"saidUxmoor,inalowvoice,"verybad。Myoldest,truest,dearestfriendhasbeenseizedwithsmall-pox,andhislifeisindanger。Hehasaskedforme,poorfellow。Thisisfromhissister。Imuststartbythetwelveo'clocktrain。"
  "Small-pox!Why,itiscontagious,"criedFanny;"andsodisfiguring!"
  "Ican'thelpthat,"saidthehonestfellow;andinstantlyrangthebellforhisservant,andgavetherequisiteorders。
  Zoe,whoseeyehadneverlefthimallthetime,said,softly,"Itisbraveandgoodofyou。Wepoor,emotional,cowardlygirlsshouldsitdownandcry。"
  _"You_wouldnot,MissVizard,"saidhe,firmly,lookingfullather。"Ifyouthinkyouwould,youdon'tknowyourself。"
  Zoecoloredhigh,andwassilent。
  ThenLordUxmoorshowedthetrueEnglishgentleman。"Idohope,"saidhe,earnestly,thoughinasomewhatbrokenvoice,"thatyouwillnotletthisspoilthepleasurewehadplannedtogether。Harringtonwillbemydeputy。"
  "Well,Idon'tknow,"saidHarrington,sympathizingly。Mr。Severneremarked,"Suchanoccurrenceputspleasureoutofone'shead。"Thishesaid,withhiseyesonhisplate,likeonerepeatingalesson。"Vizard,I
  entreatyou,"saidUxmoor,almostvexed。"Itwillonlymakememoreunhappyifyoudon't。"
  "Wewillgo,"criedZoe,earnestly;"wepromisetogo。Whatdoesitmatter?Weshallthinkofyouandyourpoorfriendwhereverweare。AndI