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第8章

  "NotofCurzonStreet?"
  "Yes。"
  "Andyouhavequarrelledwithher?"
  "Yes。"
  "Well,butherhusbandisageneralpractitioner。"
  "Sheisatraitress。"
  "ButherhusbandcouldputagooddealofmoneyinChristopher'sway。"
  "Ican'thelpit。Sheisatraitress。"
  "Andyouhavequarrelledwithheraboutanoldwardrobe。"
  "No,forherdisloyalty,andherbasegood-for-nothingness。Oh!
  oh!oh!"
  UnclePhilipgotup,lookingsour。"Goodafternoon,Mrs。
  Christopher,"saidhe,verydryly。
  Christopheraccompaniedhimtothefootofthestairs。"Well,Christopher,"saidhe,"matrimonyisablunderatthebest;andyouhavenotdonethethingbyhalves。Youhavemarriedasimpleton。
  Shewillbeyourruin。"
  "UnclePhilip,sinceyouonlycomeheretoinsultus,Ihopeinfutureyouwillstayathome。"
  "Oh!withpleasure,sir。Good-by!"
  CHAPTERVII。
  ChristopherStainescameback,lookingpainedanddisturbed。
  "There,"saidhe,"Ifeareditwouldcometothis。IhavequarrelledwithUnclePhilip。"
  "Oh!howcouldyou?"
  "Heaffrontedme。"
  "Whatabout?"
  "Neveryoumind。Don'tletussayanythingmoreaboutit,darling。
  Itisapity,asadpity——hewasagoodfriendofmineonce。"
  Hepaused,enteredwhathadpassedinhisdiary,andthensatdown,withagentleexpressionofsadnessonhismanlyfeatures。Rosahungabouthim,softandpitying,tillitclearedaway,atalleventsforthetime。
  NextdaytheywenttogethertoclearthegoodsRosahadpurchased。
  Whilstthelistwasbeingmadeoutintheoffice,incamethefair-
  hairedboy,withaten-poundnoteinhisveryhand。Rosacaughtsightofit,andturnedtotheauctioneer,withasweet,pityingface:
  "Oh!sir,surelyyouwillnottakeallthatmoneyfromhim,poorchild,foraricketyoldchair。"
  Theauctioneerstaredwithamazementathersimplicity,andsaid,"Whatwouldthevendorssaytome?"
  Shelookeddistressed,andsaid,"Well,then,reallyweoughttoraiseasubscription,poorthing!"
  "Why,ma'am,"saidtheauctioneer,"heisn'thurt:thearticlebelongedtohismotherandhersister;thebrother-in-lawisn'tongoodterms;sohedemandedapublicsale。Shewillgetbackfourpuntenoutofit。"Heretheclerkputinhisword。"Andthere'sfivepoundspaid,Iforgottotellyou。"
  "Oh!leftadeposit,didhe?"
  "No,sir。Butthelaughinghyenagaveyoufivepoundsattheendofthesale。"
  "Thelaughinghyena,Mr。Jones?"
  "Oh!begpardon;thatiswhatwecallhimintheroom。Hehasgotsuchacuriouslaugh。"
  "Oh!Iknowthegent。Heisaretireddoctor。Iwishhe'dlaughlessandbuymore:andHEgaveyoufivepoundstowardstheyounggentleman'sarm-chair!Well,Ishouldassoonhaveexpectedbloodfromaflint。Youhavegotfivepoundstopay,sir:sonowthechairwillcostyourmammatenshillings。Givehimtheorderandthechange,Mr。Jones。"
  ChristopherandRosatalkedthisoverintheroomwhilstthemenwerelookingouttheirpurchases。"Come,"saidRosa;"nowI
  forgivehimsneeringatme;hisheartisnotreallyhard,yousee。"
  Staines,onthecontrary,wasveryangry。"What!"hecried,pityaboywhomadeonebadbargain,that,afterall,wasnotaverybadbargain;andhehadnokindness,norevencommonhumanity,formybeautifulRosa,inexperiencedasachild,andbuyingforherhusband,likeagood,affectionate,honestcreature,amongstalotofsharpersandhard-heartedcynics——likehimself。"
  "ItWAScruelofhim,"saidRosa,alteringhermindinamoment,andhalfinclinedtocry。
  ThismadeChristopherfurious。"Theill-natured,crotchety,old——
  thefactis,heisamisogynist。"
  "Oh,thewretch!"saidRosawarmly。"Andwhatisthat?"
  "Awoman-hater。"
  "Oh!isthatall?Why,sodoI——afterthatFlorenceCole。Womenaremean,heartlessthings。Givememen;theyareloyalandtrue。"
  "Allofthem?"inquiredChristopher,alittlesatirically。"Readthepapers。"
  "Everysoulofthem,"saidMrs。Staines,passingloftilyovertheproposedtest。"Thatis,alltheonesIcareabout;andthatismyown,ownone。"
  Disagreeablecreaturestohaveaboutone——thesesimpletons!
  Mrs。StainestookChristophertoshopstobuytheremainingrequisites:andinthreedaysmorethehousewasfurnished,twofemaleservantsengaged,andthecoupletooktheirluggageovertotheBijou。
  Rosawasexcitedandhappyatthenoveltyofpossessionandauthority,andthatclosesenseofhouseproprietorshipwhichbelongstowoman。Bydinner-timeshecouldhavetoldyouhowmanyshelvestherewereineverycupboard,andknewtheBijoubyheartinawaythatChristopherneverknewit。Allthisended,asrunningaboutandexcitementgenerallydoes,withmyladybeingexhausted,andlaxwithfatigue。Sothenhemadeherliedownonalittlecouch,whilehewentthroughhisaccounts。
  Whenhehadexaminedallthebillscarefullyhelookedverygrave,andsaid,"Whowouldbelievethis?Webeganwiththreethousandpounds。Itwastolastusseveralyears——tillIgotagoodpractice。Rosa,thereisonlyfourteenhundredandfortypoundsleft。"
  "Oh,impossible!"saidRosa。"Oh,dear!whydidIeverenterasaleroom?"
  "No,no,mydarling;youwerebittenonceortwice,butyoumadesomegoodbargainstoo。Remembertherewasfourhundredpoundssetapartformylifepolicy。"
  "Whatawasteofmoney!"
  "Yourfatherdidnotthinkso。Thenthelease;thepremium;
  repairsofthedrainsthatwouldhavepoisonedmyRosa;turningthecoach-houseintoadispensary;painting,papering,andfurnishing;
  china,andlinen,andeverythingtobuy。Wemustlookatthisseriously。Onlyfourteenhundredandfortypoundsleft。Aslowprofession。Nofriends。IhavequarrelledwithUnclePhilip:youwithMrs。Cole;andherhusbandwouldhavelaunchedme。"
  "Anditwastopleaseherwesettledhere。Oh,Icouldkillher:
  nastycat!"
  "Nevermind;itisnotacasefordespondency,butitisforprudence。Allwehavetodoistolookthethingintheface,andbeveryeconomicalineverything。Ihadbettergiveyouanallowanceforhousekeeping;andIearnestlybegyoutobuythingsyourselfwhilstyouareapoorman'swife,andpayreadymoneyforeverything。Mymotherwasagreatmanager,andshealwayssaid,'Thereisbutoneway:beyourownmarket-woman,andpayonthespot;neverletthetradesmengetyouontheirbooks,or,whatwithfalseweight,doublecharges,andthethingsyourservantsorderthatneverenterthehouse,youlosemorethanahundredayearbycheating。'"
  Rosayieldedalanguidassenttothispartofhisdiscourse,andithardlyseemedtoenterhermind;butsheraisednoobjection;andinduecoursehemadeheraspecialallowanceforhousekeeping。
  Itsoontranspiredthatmedicaladvicewastobehad,gratis,attheBijou,fromeighttillten:andtherewasgenerallyagoodattendance。Butaweekpassed,andnotonepatientcameoftheclassthiscouplemustliveby。Christophersetthisdowntowhatpeoplecall"thetransitionperiod:"hisKentpatientshadlosthim;hisLondonpatientsnotfoundhim。Hewrotetoallhispatientsinthecountry,andmanyofhispupilsattheuniversity,toletthemknowwherehewassettled:andthenhewaited。
  Notacreaturecame。
  Rosaborethisverywellforatime,solongasthehousewasanovelty;butwhenthatexcitementwaswornout,shebegantobeverydull,andusedtocomeandenticehimouttowalkwithher:hewouldlookwistfullyather,butobjectthat,ifheleftthehouse,heshouldbesuretoloseapatient。
  "Oh,theywon'tcomeanymoreforourstayingin——tiresomethings!"
  saidRosa。
  ButChristopherwouldkissher,andremainfirm。"Mylove,"saidhe,"youdonotrealizehowhardafightthereisbeforeus。Howshouldyou?Youareveryyoung。No,foryoursake,Imustnotthrowachanceaway。Writetoyourfemalefriends:thatwillwhileawayanhourortwo。"
  "What,afterthatFlorenceCole?"
  "Writetothosewhohavenotmadesuchviolentprofessions。"
  "SoIwill,dear。EspeciallytothosethataremarriedandcometoLondon。Oh,andI'llwritetothatcold-bloodedthing,LadyCicelyTreherne。Whydoyoushakeyourhead?"
  "DidI?Iwasnotaware。Well,dear,ifladiesofrankweretocomehere,Ifeartheymightmakeyoudiscontentedwithyourlot。"
  "Allthewomenonearthcouldnotdothat。However,thechancesareshewillnotcomenearme:shelefttheschoolquiteabiggirl,animmensegirl,whenIwasonlytwelve。Sheusedtosmileatmycapriccios;andonceshekissedme——actually。ShewasanawfulSawny,though,andsoaffected:IthinkIwillwritetoher。"
  Theselettersbroughtjustonelady,aMrs。Turner,whotalkedtoRosaverygliblyaboutherself,andamusedRosatwice:atthethirdvisit,Rosatriedtochangetheconversation。Mrs。Turnerinstantlygotup,andwentaway。Shecouldnotbearthesoundofthehumanvoice,unlessitwastalkingaboutherandheraffairs。
  AndnowStainesbegantofeeldownrightuneasy。Incomewasgoingsteadilyout:notashillingcomingin。Thelame,theblind,andthesickfrequentedhisdispensary,andgothisskilloutofhimgratis,andsometimesalittlephysic,alittlewine,andotherthingsthatcosthimmoney:butofthepatientsthatpay,notonecametohisfrontdoor。
  Hewalkedroundandroundhislittleyard,likeahyenainitscage,waiting,waiting,waiting:andoh!howheenviedthelotofthosewhocanhuntforwork,insteadofhavingtostayathomeandwaitforotherstocome,whosewilltheycannotinfluence。Hisheartbegantosickenwithhopedeferred,anddimforebodingsofthefuture;andhesaw,withgrief,thathiswifewasgettingdullerandduller,andthatherdaysdraggedmoreheavily,farthanhisown;forhecouldstudy。
  Atlasthisknockerbegantoshowsignsoflife:hisvisitorswerephysicians。Hislectureson"Diagnosis"werewellknowntothem;
  andoneafteranotherfoundhimout。Theywerepolite,kind,evenfriendly;buthereitended:thesegentlemen,ofcourse,didnotresigntheirpatientstohim;andtheinferiorclassofpractitionersavoidedhisdoorlikeapestilence。
  Mrs。Staines,whohadalwayslivedforamusement,couldstrikeoutnofixedoccupation;hertimehunglikelead;thehousewassmall;
  andinsmallhousesthefaultsofservantsrunagainstthemistress,andshecan'thelpseeingthem,andalltheworseforher。Itiseasiertokeepthingscleaninthecountry,andRosahadahighstandard,whichhertwoservantscouldneverquiteattain。Thisannoyedher,andshebegantoscoldalittle。Theyansweredcivilly,butinotherrespectsremainedimperfectbeings;
  theylaidouteveryshillingtheyearnedinfinery;and,this,Iamashamedtosay,irritatedMrs。Staines,whowaswearingoutherweddinggarments,andhadnoexcuseforbuying,andStaineshadbeggedhertobeeconomical。Themoretheydressed,themoreshescolded;theybegantoanswer。Shegavethecookwarning;theother,thoughnotongoodtermswiththecook,hadagushofespritdecorpsdirectly,andgaveMrs。Staineswarning。
  Mrs。Stainestoldherhusbandallthis:hetookherpart,thoughwithoutopenlyinterfering;andtheyhadtwonewservants,notsogoodasthelast。
  ThisworriedRosasadly;butitwasaflea-bitetothedeepernature,andmoreforecastingmindofherhusband,stilldoomedtopacethatmiserableyard,likeahyena,chafing,seeking,longingforthepatientthatnevercame。
  Rosausedtolookoutofhisdressing-roomwindow,andseehimpacetheyard。Atfirst,tearsofpitystoodinhereyes。Byandbyshegotangrywiththeworld;andatlast,strangetosay,alittleirritatedwithhim。Itishardforaweakwomantokeepupallherrespectforthemanthatfails。
  Oneday,afterwatchinghimalongtimeunseen,shegotexcited,putonhershawlandbonnet,andrandowntohim:shetookhimbythearm:"Ifyouloveme,comeoutofthisprison,andwalkwithme;wearetoomiserable。Ishallbeyourfirstpatientifthisgoesonmuchlonger。"Helookedather,sawshewasveryexcited,andhadbetterbehumored;sohekissedherandjustsaid,withamelancholysmile,"Howpooraretheythathavenotpatience!"Thenheputonhishat,andwalkedintheParkandKensingtonGardenswithher。Theseasonwasjustbeginning。Therewerecarriagesenough,andgayAmazonsenough,tomakepoorRosasighmorethanonce。
  Christopherheardthesigh;andpressedherarm,andsaid,"Courage,love,Ihopetoseeyouamongthemyet。"
  "Thesoonerthebetter,"saidshe,alittlehardly。
  "And,meantime,whichofthemallisasbeautifulasyou?"
  "AllIknowis,theyaremoreattractive。Wholooksatme,walkingtamelyby?"
  Christophersaidnothing:butthesewordsseemedtoimplyathirstforadmiration,andmadehimalittleuneasy。
  Byandbythewalkputtheswift-changingRosainspirits,andshebegantochatgayly,andhungprattlingandbeamingonherhusband'sarm,whentheyenteredCurzonStreet。Here,however,occurredanincident,triflinginitself,butunpleasant。Dr。
  StainessawoneofhisbestKentishpatientsgetfeeblyoutofhiscarriage,andcallonDr。Barr。Hestarted,andstopped。Rosaaskedwhatwasthematter。Hetoldher。Shesaid,"WeARE
  unfortunate。"
  Stainessaidnothing;heonlyquickenedhispace;buthewasgreatlydisturbed。Sheexpectedhimtocomplainthatshehaddraggedhimout,andlosthimthatfirstchance。Buthesaidnothing。Whentheygothome,heaskedtheservanthadanybodycalled。
  "No,Sir。"
  "Surelyyouaremistaken,Jane。Agentlemaninacarriage!"
  "Notacreaturehavebeensinceyouwentout,sir。"
  "Well,then,dearest,"saidhesweetly,"wehavenothingtoreproachourselveswith。"Thenheknithisbrowgloomily。"ItisworsethanIthought。Itseemsevenone'scountrypatientsgotoanotherdoctorwhentheyvisitLondon。Itishard。Itishard。"
  Rosaleanedherheadonhisshoulder,andcurledroundhim,asoneshewouldshieldagainsttheworld'sinjustice;butshesaidnothing;shewasalittlefrightenedathiseyethatlowered,andhisnobleframethattrembledalittle,withiresuppressed。
  Twodaysafterthis,abroughamdroveuptothedoor,andatallish,fattish,pasty-facedmangotout,andinquiredforDr。
  Staines。
  Hewasshownintothedining-room,andtoldJanehehadcometoconsultthedoctor。
  Rosahadpeepedoverthestairs,allcuriosity;sheglidednoiselesslydown,andwithlove'sswiftfootgotintotheyardbeforeJane。"Heiscome!heiscome!Kissme。"
  Dr。Staineskissedherfirst,andthenaskedwhowascome。
  "Oh,nobodyofanyconsequence。ONLYthefirstpatient。Kissmeagain。"
  Dr。Staineskissedheragain,andthenwasforgoingtothefirstpatient。
  "No,"saidshe;"notyet。Imetadoctor'swifeatDr。Mayne's,andshetoldmethings。Youmustalwayskeepthemwaiting;orelsetheythinknothingofyou。Suchafunnywoman!'Treat'emlikedogs,mydear,'shesaid。ButItoldhertheywouldn'tcometobetreatedlikedogsoranyotheranimal。"
  "Youhadbetterhavekeptthattoyourself,Ithink。"
  "Oh!ifyouaregoingtobedisagreeable,good-by。Youcangotoyourpatient,sir。Christie,dear,ifheisvery——veryill——andI'msureIhopeheis——oh,howwickedIam;mayIhaveanewbonnet?"
  "Ifyoureallywantone。"
  Onthepatient'scardwas"Mr。Pettigrew,47ManchesterSquare。"
  AssoonasStainesenteredtheroom,thefirstpatienttoldhimwhoandwhathewas,aretiredcivilianfromIndia;buthehadgotasontherestill,averyrisingman;wantedtobeaparson;buthewouldnotstandthat;badprofession;don'trisebymerit;veryhardtoriseatall;——no,Indiawastheplace。"Asforme,Imademyfortunethereintenyears。Obligedtoleaveitnow——invalidthismanyyears;noTONE。Triedtwoorthreedoctorsinthisneighborhood;heardtherewasanewone,hadwrittenabookonsomething。ThoughtIwouldtryHIM。"
  Tostophim,Stainesrequestedtofeelhispulse,andexaminehistongueandeye。
  "Youaresufferingfromindigestion,"saidhe。"Iwillwriteyouaprescription;butifyouwanttogetwell,youmustsimplifyyourdietverymuch。"
  Whilehewaswritingtheprescription,offwentthispatient'stongue,andranthroughthetopicsofthedayandintohisfamilyhistoryagain。
  Staineslistenedpolitely。Hecouldaffordit,havingonlythisone。
  Atlast,thefirstpatient,havingdeliveredanoctavovolumeofnothing,rosetogo;butitseemsthatspeakingan"infinitedealofnothing"exhauststhebody,thoughitdoesnotaffectthemind;
  forthefirstpatientsankdowninhischairagain。"Ihaveexcitedmyselftoomuch——feelratherfaint。"
  Stainessawnosignsofcomingsyncope;herangthebellquietly,andorderedadecanterofsherrytobebrought;thefirstpatientfilledhimselfaglass;thenanother;andwentoff,revived,tochatterelsewhere。Butatthedoorhesaid,"IhadalwaysarunningaccountwithDr。Mivar。Isupposeyoudon'tobjecttothatsystem。Doublefeethefirstvisit,singleafterwards。"
  Dr。Stainesbowedalittlestiffly;hewouldhavepreferredthemoney。However,helookedattheBlueBook,andfoundhisvisitorlivedat47ManchesterSquare;sothatremovedhisanxiety。
  Thefirstpatientcalledeveryotherday,chatterednineteentothedozen,wasexhausted,dranktwoglassesofsherry,anddroveaway。
  Soonafterthisasecondpatientcalled。Thisonewasadeputypatient——Collett,aretiredbutler——keptalodging-house,andwaitedatparties;helivedcloseby,buthadamarrieddaughterinChelsea。Wouldthedoctorvisither,andHEwouldberesponsible?
  Stainespaidthewomanavisitortwo,andtreatedhersoeffectually,thatsoonhervisitswerepaidtohim。Shewascured,andStaines,whobythistimewantedtoseemoney,senttoCollett。
  Collettdidnotanswer。
  Staineswrotewarmly。
  Collettdeadsilent。
  Stainesemployedasolicitor。
  Collettsaidhehadrecommendedthepatient,thatwasall。Hehadneversaidhewouldpayherdebts。Thatwasherhusband'sbusiness。
  Nowherhusbandwasthemateofaship;wouldnotbeinEnglandforeighteenmonths。
  Thewoman,visitedbylawyer'sclerk,criedbitterly,andsaidsheandherchildrenhadscarcelyenoughtoeat。
  LawyeradvisedStainestoabandonthecase,andpayhimtwopoundsfifteenshillingsexpenses。Hedidso。
  "Thisisdamnable,"saidhe。"ImustgetitoutofPettigrew;by-
  the-by,hehasnotbeenherethistwodays。"
  HewaitedanotherdayforPettigrew,andthenwrotetohim。Noanswer。Called。Pettigrewgoneabroad。HouseinManchesterSquaretolet。
  Staineswenttothehouse-agentwithhistale。Agentwasimpenetrableatfirst;but,atlast,wonbythedoctor'smannerandhisunhappiness,referredhimtoPettigrew'ssolicitor;thesolicitorwasarespectableman,andsaidhewouldforwardtheclaimtoPettigrewinParis。
  ButbythistimePettigrewwaschatteringandguzzlinginBerlin;
  andthencehegottoSt。Petersburg。Inthatstrongholdofgluttony,hegormandizedmorethanever,and,beingunabletotalkitoffhisstomach,asinothercities,hadapoplexy,anddied。
  ButlongbeforethisStainessawhismoneywasasirrecoverableashissherry;andhesaidtoRosa,"IwonderwhetherIshalleverlivetocursethehumanrace?"
  "Heavenforbid!"saidRosa。"Oh,theyuseyoucruelly,mypoor,poorChristie!"
  Thusformonthstheyoungdoctor'spatientsbledhim,andthatwasall。
  AndRosagotmoreandmoremopedatbeinginthehousesomuch,andpesteredChristophertotakeherout,andhedeclined:and,beingamanhardtobeat,tooktowritingonmedicalsubjects,inhopesofgettingsomemoneyfromthevariousmedicalandscientificpublications;buthefounditashardtogetthewedgeinthereastogetpatients。
  AtlastRosa'sremonstrancesbegantoriseintosomethingthatsoundedlikereproaches。OneSundayshecametohiminherbonnet,andinterruptedhisstudies,tosayhemightaswelllaydownthepen,andtalk。Nobodywouldpublishanythinghewrote。
  Christopherfrowned,butcontainedhimself,andlaiddownthepen。
  "Imightaswellnotbemarriedatallasbeadoctor'swife。Youareneverseenoutwithme,noteventochurch。DobehavelikeaChristian,andcometochurchwithmenow。"
  Dr。Stainesshookhishead。
  "Why,Iwouldn'tmisschurchforalltheworld。Anyexcitementisbetterthanalwaysmoping。Comeoverthewaterwithme。ThetimeJaneandIwent,theclergymanreadapaperthatMr。Brownhadfallendowninafit。Therewassucharushdirectly,andI'msurefiftyladieswentout——fancy,allMrs。Browns!Wasn'tthatfun?"
  "Fun?Idon'tseeit。Well,Rosa,yourmindisevidentlybetteradaptedtodiversionthanmineis。Goyoutochurch,love,andI'llcontinuemystudies。"
  "ThenallIcansayis,IwishIwasbackinmyfather'shouse。
  Husband!friend!companion!——Ihavenone。"
  Thensheburstoutcryingviolently;and,beingshockedatwhatshehadsaid,andattheagonyithadbroughtintoherhusband'sface,shewentoffintohysterics;andashisheartwouldnotlethimbellowather,oremptyabucketonherashewouldonanotherpatient,shehadagoodlongboutofthem:andgotherway,forshebrokeuphisstudiesforthatday,atallevents。
  Evenafterthehystericsweregotunder,shecontinuedtomoanandsighveryprettily,withherlovely,languidheadpillowedonherhusband'sarm;inaword,thoughthehystericswerereal,yetthisinnocentyoungpersonhadthepresenceofmindtopostponeentireconvalescence,andlayherselfouttobepettedallday。Butfatewilleditotherwise:whileshewassighingandmoaning,cametothedoorascurryingoffeet,andthenasharp,persistentringingthatmeantsomething。Themoanercockedeyeandear,andsaid,inherevery-dayvoice,which,comingsosuddenly,soundedverydroll,"Whatisthat,Iwonder?"
  Janehurriedtothestreet-door,andRosarecoveredbymagic;and,preferringgossiptohysterics,inanalmostgleefulwhisper,orderedChristophertoopenthedoorofthestudy。TheBijouwassosmallthatthefollowingdialoguerangintheirears:——
  Aboyinbuttonsgaspedout,"Oh,ifyouplease,willyouastthedoctortocomerounddirectly;there'sahaccident。"
  "La,blessme!"saidJane,andneverbudged。
  "Yes,miss。It'sourmissus'slittlegirlfallenrightoffani-chair,andcutherheaddreadful,andsmotheredinblood。"
  "La,tobesure!"Andshewaitedsteadilyformore。
  "Ay,andmissusshefaintedrightoff;andI'vebeentothereglerdoctor,whichhe'sout;andSarah,thehousemaid,saidIhadbettercomehere;youwasonlyjustsetup,shesaid;youwouldn'thavesomuchtodo,saysshe。"
  "ThatisallSHEknows,"saidJane。"Why,ourmaster——theypullshiminpieceswhichistohavehimfust。"
  "Whatanawfulliar!Oh,yougoodgirl!"whisperedDr。StainesandRosainonebreath。
  "Ah,well,"saidButtons,"anyway,Sarahsayssheknowsyouareclever,'cosherlittlegirlasliveswithhermother,andcallsSarahaunt,hasbintoyour'spensarywithringworm,andyoucuredherrightoff。"
  "Ay,andagoodmanymore,"saidJane,loftily。Shewasahousemaidofimagination;andwhileStaineswasputtingsomelintandaninstrumentcaseintohispocket,sheproceededtorelateanumberofmiraculouscures。Dr。Stainesinterruptedthembysuddenlyemerging,andinvitingButtonstotakehimtothehouse。
  Mrs。StaineswassopleasedwithJaneforcrackingupthedoctor,thatshegaveherfiveshillings;and,afterthat,usedtotalktoheragreatdealmorethantothecook,whichjudiciousconductpresentlysetallthreebytheears。
  Buttonstookthedoctortoafinehouseinthesamestreet,andtoldhimhismistress'snameontheway——Mrs。Lucas。Hewastakenuptothenursery,andfoundMrs。Lucasseated,cryingandlamenting,andawomanholdingalittlegirlofaboutseven,whosebrowhadbeencutopenbythefender,onwhichshehadfallenfromachair;itlookedveryugly,andwasevennowbleeding。
  Dr。Staineslostnotime;heexaminedthewoundkeenly,andthensaidkindlytoMrs。Lucas,"Iamhappytotellyouitisnotserious。"Hethenaskedforalargebasinandsometepidwater,andbatheditsosoftlyandsoothinglythatthechildsoonbecamecomposed;andthemotherdiscoveredtheartistatonce。Hecompressedthewound,andexplainedtoMrs。Lucasthattheprincipalthingreallywastoavoidanuglyscar。"Thereisnodanger,"saidhe。Hethenboundthewoundneatlyup,andhadthegirlputtobed。"Youwillnotwakeheratanyparticularhour,nurse。Lethersleep。Havealittlestrongbeef-teaready,andgiveitheratanyhour,nightorday,sheasksforit。Butdonotforceitonher,oryouwilldohermoreharmthangood。Shehadbettersleepbeforesheeats。"
  Mrs。Lucasbeggedhimtocomeeverymorning;and,ashewasgoing,sheshookhandswithhim,andthesoftpalmdepositedahardsubstancewrappedinpaper。Hetookitwithprofessionalgravityandseemingunconsciousness;but,onceoutsidethehouse,wenthomeonwings。Heranuptothedrawing-room,andfoundhiswifeseated,andplayingatreading。Hethrewhimselfonhisknees,andthefeeintoherlap;and,whilesheunfoldedthepaperwithanejaculationofpleasure,hesaid,"Darling,thefirstrealpatient——
  thefirstrealfee。Itisyourstobuythenewbonnet。"
  "Oh,I'msoglad!"saidshe,withhereyesglistening。"ButI'mafraidonecan'tgetabonnetfittowear——foraguinea。"
  Dr。Stainesvisitedhislittlepatienteveryday,andreceivedhisguinea。Mrs。Lucasalsocalledhiminforherownlittleailments,andtheywerethebestpossiblekindofailments:for,beingimaginary,therewasnolimittothem。
  ThendidMrs。Stainesturnjealousofherhusband。"Theyneveraskme,"saidshe;"andIammopedtodeath。"
  "Itishard,"saidChristopher,sadly。"Buthavealittlepatience。Societywillcometoyoulongbeforepracticecomestome。"
  Abouttwoo'clockoneafternoonacarriageandpairdroveup,andagorgeousfootmandeliveredacard——"LadyCicelyTreherne。"
  OfcourseMrs。Staineswasathome,andonlywithheldbyproprietyfromboundingintothepassagetomeetherschool-fellow。However,shecomposedherselfinthedrawing-room,andpresentlythedoorwasopened,andaverytallyoungwoman,richlybutnotgaylydressed,driftedintotheroom,andstoodthereastatueofcomposure。
  Rosahadrisentoflytoher;butthereverenceagirlofeighteenstrikesintoachildoftwelvehungaboutherstill,andshecametimidlyforward,blushingandsparkling,acuriouscontrastincolorandmindtohervisitor;forLadyCicelywasLanguorinperson——herhairwhitey-brown,herfaceafineoval,butalmostcolorless;hereyesapalegray,herneckandhandsincomparablywhiteandbeautiful——alymphaticyounglady,aliveantidotetoemotion。However,Rosa'sbeauty,timidity,andundisguisedaffectionatenessweresomethingsodifferentfromwhatshewasusedtointheworldoffashion,thatsheactuallysmiled,andheldoutbothherhandsalittleway。Rosaseizedthem,andpressedthem;