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  Letthissuffice,oftheconversation.Itisenoughforustoknowthattheprayers,theentreatiesandthetearsofthegentle-naturedgirlavailednothing.TheynoranythingcouldmovethestoutoldlordofKlugenstein.Andso,atlast,withaheavyheart,thedaughtersawthecastlegatesclosebehindher,andfoundherselfridingawayinthedarknesssurroundedbyaknightlyarrayofarmed,vassalsandabravefollowingofservants.
  Theoldbaronsatsilentformanyminutesafterhisdaughter'sdeparture,andthenheturnedtohissadwifeandsaid:
  "Dame,ourmattersseemspeedingfairly.ItisfullthreemonthssinceI
  senttheshrewdandhandsomeCountDetzinonhisdevilishmissiontomybrother'sdaughterConstance.Ifhefail,wearenotwhollysafe;butifhedosucceed,nopowercanbarourgirlfrombeingDuchesse'enthoughill-fortuneshoulddecreeshenevershouldbeDuke!"
  "Myheartisfullofbodings,yetallmaystillbewell."
  "Tush,woman!Leavetheowlstocroak.Tobedwithye,anddreamofBrandenburghandgrandeur!"
  CHAPTERII.
  FESTIVITYANDTEARS
  Sixdaysaftertheoccurrencesrelatedintheabovechapter,thebrilliantcapitaloftheDuchyofBrandenburghwasresplendentwithmilitarypageantry,andnoisywiththerejoicingsofloyalmultitudes;
  forConrad,theyoungheirtothecrown,wascome.TheoldDuke's,heartwasfullofhappiness,forConrad'shandsomepersonandgracefulbearinghadwonhisloveatonce.Thegreathallsoftiepalacewerethrongedwithnobles,whowelcomedConradbravely;andsobrightandhappydidallthingsseem,thathefelthisfearsandsorrowspassingawayandgivingplacetoacomfortingcontentment.
  Butinaremoteapartmentofthepalaceasceneofadifferentnaturewas,transpiring.ByawindowstoodtheDuke'sonlychild,theLadyConstance.Hereyeswereredandswollen,andfulloftears.Shewasalone.Presentlyshefelltoweepinganew,andsaidaloud:
  "ThevillainDetzinisgone——hasfledthedukedom!Icouldnotbelieveitatfirst,butalas!itistootrue.AndIlovedhimso.IdaredtolovehimthoughIknewtheDukemyfatherwouldneverletmewedhim.
  Ilovedhim——butnowIhatehim!Withall,mysoulIhatehim!Oh,whatistobecomeofme!Iamlost,lost,lost!.Ishallgomad!
  CHAPTERIII.
  THEPLOTTHICKENS.
  Fewmonthsdriftedby.AllmenpublishedthepraisesoftheyoungConrad'sgovernmentandextolledthewisdomofhisjudgments,themercifulnessofhissentences,andthemodestywithwhichheborehimselfinhisgreatoffice.TheoldDukesoongaveeverythingintohishands,andsatapartandlistenedwithproudsatisfactionwhilehisheirdeliveredthedecreesofthecrownfromtheseatofthepremier.
  ItseemedplainthatonesolovedandpraisedandhonoredofallmenasConradwas,couldnotbeotherwisethanhappy.Butstrangeenough,hewasnot.ForhesawwithdismaythatthePrincessConstancehadbeguntolovehim!Theloveof,therestoftheworldwashappyfortuneforhim,butthiswasfreightedwithdanger!Andhesaw,moreover,thatthedelightedDukehaddiscoveredhisdaughter'spassionlikewise,andwasalreadydreamingofamarriage.Everydaysomewhatofthedeepsadnessthathadbeenintheprincess'facefadedaway;everydayhopeandanimationbeamedbrighterfromhereye;andbyandbyevenvagrantsmilesvisitedthefacethathadbeensotroubled.
  Conradwasappalled.Hebitterlycursedhimselfforhavingyieldedtotheinstinctthathadmadehimseekthecompanionshipofoneofhisownsexwhenhewasnewandastrangerinthepalace——whenhewassorrowfulandyearnedforasympathysuchasonlywomencangiveorfeel.Henowbegantoavoid,hiscousin.Butthisonlymademattersworse,for,naturallyenough,themoreheavoidedher,themoreshecastherselfinhisway.Hemarveledatthisatfirst;andnextitstartledhim.Thegirlhauntedhim;shehuntedhim;shehappeneduponhimatalltimesandinallplaces,inthenightaswellasintheday.Sheseemedsingularlyanxious.Therewassurelyamysterysomewhere.
  Thiscouldnotgoonforever.Alltheworldwastalkingaboutit.TheDukewasbeginningtolookperplexed.PoorConradwasbecomingaveryghostthroughdreadanddiredistress.Onedayashewasemergingfromaprivateante-roomattachedtothepicturegallery,Constanceconfrontedhim,andseizingbothhishands,inhers,exclaimed:
  "Oh,why,doyouavoidme?WhathaveIdone——whathaveIsaid,toloseyourkindopinionofme——for,surelyIhaditonce?Conrad,donotdespiseme,butpityatorturedheart?Icannot——cannotholdthewordsunspokenlonger,lesttheykillme——ILOVEyou,CONRAD!There,despisemeifyoumust,buttheywouldbeuttered!"
  Conradwasspeechless.Constancehesitatedamoment,andthen,misinterpretinghissilence,awildgladnessflamedinhereyes,andsheflungherarmsabouthisneckandsaid:
  "Yourelent!yourelent!Youcanloveme——youwillloveme!Oh,sayyouwill,myown,myworshippedConrad!'"
  "Conradgroanedaloud.Asicklypalloroverspreadhiscountenance,andhetrembledlikeanaspen.Presently,indesperation,hethrustthepoorgirlfromhim,andcried:
  Youknownotwhatyouask!Itisforeverandeverimpossible!"Andthenhefledlikeacriminalandlefttheprincessstupefiedwithamazement.
  Aminuteafterwardshewascryingandsobbingthere,andConradwascryingandsobbinginhischamber.Bothwereindespair.Bothsaveruinstaringthemintheface.
  ByandbyConstanceroseslowlytoherfeetandmovedaway,saying:
  "TothinkthathewasdespisingmyloveattheverymomentthatIthoughtitwasmeltinghiscruelheart!Ihatehim!Hespurnedme——didthisman——hespurnedmefromhimlikeadog!"
  CHAPTERIV
  THEAWFULREVELATION.
  Timepassedon.AsettledsadnessrestedoncemoreuponthecountenanceofthegoodDuke'sdaughter.SheandConradwereseentogethernomorenow.TheDukegrievedatthis.Butastheweeksworeaway,Conrad'scolorcamebacktohischeeksandhisold-timevivacitytohiseye,andheadministeredthegovernmentwithaclearandsteadilyripeningwisdom.
  Presentlyastrangewhisperbegantobeheardaboutthepalace.Itgrewlouder;itspreadfarther.Thegossipsofthecitygothold-ofit.Itsweptthedukedom.Andthisiswhatthewhispersaid:
  "TheLadyConstancehathgivenbirthtoachild!"
  WhenthelordofKlugensteinheardit,heswunghisplumedhelmetthricearoundhisheadandshouted:
  "Longlive.DukeConrad!——forlo,hiscrownissure,fromthisdayforward!Detzinhasdonehiserrandwell,andthegoodscoundrelshallberewarded!"
  Andhespread,thetidingsfarandwide,andforeight-and-fortyhoursnosoulinallthebaronybutdiddanceandsing,carouseandilluminate,tocelebratethegreatevent,andallatproudandhappyoldKlugenstein'sexpense.
  CHAPTERV.
  THEFRIGHTFULCATASTROPHE.
  Thetrialwasathand.AllthegreatlordsandbaronsofBrandenburghwereassembledintheHallofJusticeintheducalpalace.Nospacewasleftunoccupiedwheretherewasroomforaspectatortostandorsit.
  Conrad,cladinpurpleandermine,satinthepremier'schair,andoneithersidesatthegreatjudgesoftherealm.TheoldDukehadsternlycommandedthatthetrialofhisdaughtershouldproceed,withoutfavor,andthenhadtakentohisbedbroken-hearted.Hisdayswerenumbered.
  PoorConradhadbegged,asforhisverylife,thathemightbesparedthemiseryofsittinginjudgmentuponhiscousin'scrime,butitdidnotavail.
  ThesaddestheartinallthatgreatassemblagewasinConrad'sbreast.
  Thegladdestwasinhisfather's.For,unknowntohisdaughter"Conrad,"
  theoldBaronKlugensteinwascome,andwasamongthecrowdofnobles,triumphantintheswellingfortunesofhishouse.
  Aftertheheraldshadmadedueproclamationandtheotherpreliminarieshadfollowed,thevenerableLordChiefjusticesaid:
  "Prisoner,standforth!"
  Theunhappyprincessroseandstoodunveiledbeforethevastmultitude.
  TheLordChiefJusticecontinued:
  "Mostnoblelady,beforethegreatjudgesofthisrealmithathbeenchargedandproventhatoutofholywedlockyourGracehathgivenbirthuntoachild,;andbyourancientlawthepenaltyisdeath,exceptinginonesolecontingency,whereofhisGracetheactingDuke,ourgoodLordConrad,willadvertiseyouinhissolemnsentencenow;wherefore,giveheed."
  Conradstretchedforththereluctantsceptre,andintheself-samemomentthewomanlyheartbeneathhisrobeyearnedpityinglytowardthedoomedprisoner,andthetearscameintohiseyes.Heopenedhislipstospeak,buttheLordChiefJusticesaidquickly:
  "Notthere,yourGrace,notthere!ItisnotlawfultopronouncejudgmentuponanyoftheducallineSAVEFROMTHEDUCALTHRONE!"
  AshudderwenttotheheartofpoorConrad,andatremorshooktheironframeofhisoldfatherlikewise.CONRADHADNOTBEENCROWNED——daredheprofanethethrone?Hehesitatedandturnedpalewithfear.Butitmustbedone.Wonderingeyeswerealreadyuponhim.Theywouldbesuspiciouseyesifhehesitatedlonger.Heascendedthethrone.Presentlyhestretchedforththesceptreagain,andsaid:
  Prisoner,inthenameofoursovereignlord,Ulrich,DukeofBrandenburgh,Iproceedtothesolemndutythathathdevolveduponme.
  Giveheedtomywords.Bytheancientlawoftheland,exceptyouproducethepartnerofyourguiltanddeliverhimuptotheexecutioner,youmustsurelydie.Embracethisopportunity——saveyourselfwhileyetyoumay.Namethefatherofyourchild!"
  Asolemnhushfelluponthegreatcourt——asilencesoprofoundthatmencouldheartheirownheartsbeat.Thentheprincessslowlyturned,witheyesgleamingwithhate,andpointingherfingerstraightatConrad,said:
  "Thouarttheman!"
  Anappallingconvictionofhishelpless,hopelessperilstruckachilltoConrad'sheartlikethechillofdeathitself.Whatpoweronearthcouldsavehim!Todisprovethecharge,hemustrevealthathewasawoman;
  andforanuncrownedwomantositintheducalchairwasdeath!Atoneandthesamemoment,heandhisgrimoldfatherswoonedandfellto,theground.
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  Thetruthis,Ihavegotmyheroorheroineintosuchaparticularlycloseplace,thatIdonotseehowIamevergoingtogethimorher
  outofitagain——andthereforeIwillwashmyhandsofthewholebusiness,andleavethatpersontogetoutthebestwaythatoffers——orelsestaythere.Ithoughtitwasgoingtobeeasyenoughtostraightenoutthatlittledifficulty,butitlooksdifferentnow.
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