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第17章

  "HaveyouanyWelsh?"IshoutedasloudasIcouldbawl。
  Themanstopped,andturningadarksullencountenancehalfuponmesaid,"Yes,IhaveWelsh。"
  "WhichisthewaytoLlanfair?"saidI。
  "Llanfair,Llanfair?"saidtheman,"whatdoyoumean?"
  "Iwanttogetthere,"saidI。
  "Areyounottherealready?"saidthefellowstampingontheground,"areyounotinLlanfair?
  "Yes,butIwanttogettothetown。"
  "Town,town!Oh,IhavenoEnglish,"saidtheman;andoffhestartedlikeafrightedbullock。ThepoorfellowwasprobablyatfirstterrifiedatseeinganEnglishman,thenconfusedathearinganEnglishmanspeakWelsh,alanguagewhichtheWelshingeneralimaginenoEnglishmancanspeak,thetongueofanEnglishmanastheysaynotbeinglongenoughtopronounceWelsh;andlastlyutterlydeprivedofwhatreasoningfacultieshehadstillremainingbymyaskinghimforthetownofLlanfair,therebeingproperlynotown。
  Iwenton,andatlastgettingoutofthelane,foundmyselfupontheroad,alongwhichIhadcomeabouttwohoursbefore;thehouseofthemillerwasatsomedistanceonmyright。Nearmeweretwoorthreehousesandpartoftheskeletonofone,onwhichsomemen,inthedressofmasons,seemedtobeoccupied。GoinguptothesemenIsaidinWelshtoone,whomIjudgedtobetheprincipal,andwhowasratheratallfine—lookingfellow:
  "HaveyouheardasoundofGronwyOwain?"
  Hereoccurredanotherinstanceofthestrangethingspeopledowhentheirideasareconfused。Themanstoodforamomentortwo,asiftransfixed,atrowelmotionlessinoneofhishands,andabrickintheother;atlastgivingakindofgasp,heansweredinverytolerableSpanish:
  "Si,senor!heoido。"
  "Ishishousefarfromhere?"saidIinWelsh。
  "No,senor!"saidtheman,"noestamuylejos。"
  "Iamastrangerhere,friend,cananybodyshowmetheway?"
  "Sisenor!estemozoluego—acompanarausted。"
  Thenturningtoaladofabouteighteen,alsodressedasamason,hesaidinWelsh:
  "ShowthisgentlemaninstantlythewaytoTafarnGoch。"
  Theladflingingahoddown,whichhehadonhisshoulder,instantlysetoff,makingmeamotionwithhisheadtofollowhim。
  Ididso,wonderingwhatthemancouldmeanbyspeakingtomeinSpanish。Theladwalkedbymysideinsilenceforabouttwofurlongstillwecametoarangeoftrees,seeminglysycamores,behindwhichwasalittlegarden,inwhichstoodalonglowhousewiththreechimneys。Theladstoppingflungopenagatewhichledintothegarden,thencryingtoachildwhichhesawwithin:"Gadroitro"—letthemantakeaturn;hewasabouttoleaveme,whenIstoppedhimtoputsixpenceintohishand。Hereceivedthemoneywithagruff"Diolch!"andinstantlysetoffataquickpace。
  Passingthechildwhostaredatme,Iwalkedtothebackpartofthehouse,whichseemedtobealongmudcottage。AfterexaminingthebackpartIwentinfront,whereIsawanagedwomanwithseveralchildren,oneofwhomwasthechildIhadfirstseen。ShesmiledandaskedmewhatIwanted。
  IsaidthatIhadcometoseethehouseofGronwy。Shedidnotunderstandme,forshakingherheadshesaidthatshehadnoEnglish,andwasratherdeaf。RaisingmyvoicetoaveryhightoneIsaid:
  "TyGronwy!"
  Agleamofintelligenceflashednowinhereyes。
  "TyGronwy,"shesaid,"ah!Iunderstand。Comeinsir。"
  Therewerethreedoorstothehouse;sheledmeinbythemidmostintoacommoncottageroom,withnootherceiling,seemingly,thantheroof。Shebademesitdownbythewindowbyalittletable,andaskedmewhetherIwouldhaveacupofmilkandsomebread—and—
  butter;Ideclinedboth,butsaidIshouldbethankfulforalittlewater。
  Thisshepresentlybroughtmeinateacup,Idrankit,thechildrenamountingtofivestandingalittlewayfrommestaringatme。I
  askedherifthiswasthehouseinwhichGronwywasborn。Shesaiditwas,butthatithadbeenalteredverymuchsincehistime—
  thatthreefamilieshadlivedinit,butthatshebelievedhewasbornaboutwherewewerenow。
  Amannowcominginwholivedatthenextdoor,shesaidIhadbetterspeaktohimandtellhimwhatIwantedtoknow,whichhecouldthencommunicatetoher,asshecouldunderstandhiswayofspeakingmuchbetterthanmine。ThroughthemanIaskedherwhethertherewasanyoneofthebloodofGronwyOwenlivinginthehouse。Shepointedtothechildrenandsaidtheyhadallsomeofhisblood。IaskedinwhatrelationshiptheystoodtoGronwy。Shesaidshecouldhardlytell,thattripriodas,threemarriagesstoodbetween,andthattherelationshipwasonthemother’sside。I
  gatheredfromherthatthechildrenhadlosttheirmother,thattheirnamewasJones,andthattheirfatherwasherson。Iaskedifthehouseinwhichtheylivedwastheirown;shesaidno,thatitbelongedtoamanwholivedatsomedistance。Iaskedifthechildrenwerepoor。
  "Very,"saidshe。
  Igavethemeachatrifle,andthepooroldladythankedmewithtearsinhereyes。
  Iaskedwhetherthechildrencouldread;shesaidtheyallcould,withtheexceptionofthetwoyoungest。Theeldestshesaidcouldreadanything,whetherWelshorEnglish;shethentookfromthewindow—sillabook,whichsheputintomyhand,sayingthechildcouldreaditandunderstandit。Iopenedthebook;itwasanEnglishschool—booktreatingonallthesciences。
  "Canyouwrite?"saidItothechild,alittlestubbygirlofabouteight,withabroadflatredfaceandgreyeyes,dressedinachintzgown,alittlebonnetonherhead,andlookingtheimageofnotableness。
  Thelittlemaiden,whohadnevertakenhereyesoffofmeforamomentduringthewholetimeIhadbeenintheroom,atfirstmadenoanswer;being,however,bidbyhergrandmothertospeak,sheatlengthansweredinasoftvoice,"Medraf,Ican。"
  "Thenwriteyournameinthisbook,"saidI,takingoutapocket—
  bookandapencil,"andwritelikewisethatyouarerelatedtoGronwyOwen—andbesureyouwriteinWelsh。"
  Thelittlemaidenverydemurelytookthebookandpencil,andplacingtheformeronthetablewroteasfollows:
  "EllenJonesynperthynobelligronowowen。"
  Thatis,"EllenJonesbelongingfromafartoGronwyOwen。"
  WhenIsawthenameofEllenIhadnodoubtthatthechildrenwererelatedtotheillustriousGronwy。EllenisaveryuncommonWelshname,butitseemstohavebeenafamilynameoftheOwens;itwasbornebyaninfantdaughterofthepoetwhomhetenderlyloved,andwhodiedwhilsthewastoilingatWaltoninCheshire,—
  "Ellen,mydarling,WholiestintheChurchyardatWalton。"
  sayspoorGronwyinoneofthemostaffectingelegieseverwritten。
  AfteralittlefartherconversationIbadethefamilyfarewellandleftthehouse。AftergoingdowntheroadahundredyardsIturnedbackinordertoaskpermissiontogatheraleaffromoneofthesycamores。Seeingthemanwhohadhelpedmeinmyconversationwiththeoldwomanstandingatthegate,ItoldhimwhatIwanted,whereuponheinstantlytoredownahandfulofleavesandgavethemtome。Thrustingthemintomycoat—pocketIthankedhimkindlyanddeparted。
  Comingtothehalf—erectedhouse,IagainsawthemantowhomIhadaddressedmyselfforinformation。Istopped,andspeakingSpanishtohim,askedhowhehadacquiredtheSpanishlanguage。
  "IhavebeeninChili,sir,"saidheinthesametongue,"andinCalifornia,andinthoseplacesIlearnedSpanish。"
  "WhatdidyougotoChilifor?"saidI;"IneednotaskyouonwhataccountyouwenttoCalifornia。"
  "Iwentthereasamariner,"saidtheman;"IsailedoutofLiverpoolforChili。"
  "Andhowisit,"saidI,"thatbeingamarinerandsailinginaLiverpoolshipyoudonotspeakEnglish?"
  "IspeakEnglish,senor,"saidtheman,"perfectlywell。"
  "Thenhowinthenameofwonder,"saidI,speakingEnglish,"cameyoutoanswermeinSpanish?IamanEnglishmanthoroughbred。"
  "Icanscarcelytellyouhowitwas,sir,"saidthemanscratchinghishead,"butIthoughtIwouldspeaktoyouinSpanish。"
  "AndwhynotEnglish?"saidI。
  "Why,IheardyouspeakingWelsh,"saidtheman;"andasforanEnglishmanspeakingWelsh—"
  "ButwhynotanswermeinWelsh?"saidI。
  "Why,Isawitwasnotyourlanguage,sir,"saidtheman,"andasI
  hadpickedupsomeSpanishIthoughtitwouldbebutfairtoansweryouinit。"
  "ButhowdidyouknowthatIcouldspeakSpanish?"saidI。
  "Idon’tknowindeed,sir,"saidtheman;"butIlookedatyou,andsomethingseemedtotellmethatyoucouldspeakSpanish。Ican’ttellyouhowitwassir,"saidhe,lookingmeveryinnocentlyintheface,"butIwasforcedtospeakSpanishtoyou。Iwasindeed!"
  "Thelongandtheshortofitwas,"saidI,"thatyoutookmeforaforeigner,andthoughtthatitwouldbebutpolitetoanswermeinaforeignlanguage。"
  "Idaresayitwasso,sir,"saidtheman。"Idaresayitwasjustasyousay。"
  "HowdidyoufareinCalifornia?"saidI。
  "Veryfairlyindeed,sir,"saidtheman。"Imadesomemoneythere,andbroughtithome,andwithpartofitIambuildingthishouse。"
  "Iamveryhappytohearit,"saidI,"youarereallyaremarkableman—fewreturnfromCaliforniaspeakingSpanishasyoudo,andstillfewerwithmoneyintheirpockets。"
  ThepoorfellowlookedpleasedatwhatIsaid,moreespeciallyatthatpartofthesentencewhichtoucheduponhisspeakingSpanishwell。Wishinghimmanyyearsofhealthandhappinessinthehousehewasbuilding,Ilefthim,andproceededonmypathtowardsPentraethGoch。
  Afterwalkingsomeway,Iturnedroundinordertotakealastlookoftheplacewhichhadsomuchinterestforme。Themillmaybeseenfromaconsiderabledistance;somaysomeofthescatteredhouses,andalsothewoodwhichsurroundsthehouseoftheillustriousGronwy。ProsperitytoLlanfair!andmaymanyapilgrimagebemadetoitofthesamecharacterasmyown。
  CHAPTERXXXIII
  BoxingHarry—MrBos—BlackRobin—Drovers—CommercialTravellers。
  IARRIVEDatthehostelryofMrPritchardwithoutmeetinganyadventureworthyofbeingmarkeddown。Iwentintothelittleparlour,and,ringingthebell,waspresentlywaiteduponbyMrsPritchard,anicematronlywoman,whomIhadnotbeforeseen,ofwhomIinquiredwhatIcouldhavefordinner。
  "Thisisnogreatplaceformeat,"saidMrsPritchard,"thatisfreshmeat,forsometimesafortnightpasseswithoutanythingbeingkilledintheneighbourhood。Iamafraidatpresentthereisnotabitoffreshmeattobehad。WhatwecangetyoufordinnerIdonotknow,unlessyouarewillingtomakeshiftwithbaconandeggs。"
  "I’lltellyouwhatI’lldo,"saidI,"Iwillhavethebaconandeggswithteaandbread—and—butter,notforgettingapintofale—
  inaword,IwillboxHarry。"
  "Isupposeyouareacommercialgent,"saidMrsPritchard。
  "Whydoyousupposemeacommercialgent?"saidI。"DoIlookone?"
  "Can’tsayyoudomuch,"saidMrsPritchard;"youhavenoringsonyourfingers,noragiltchainatyourwaistcoat—pocket,butwhenyousaid’boxHarry,’Inaturallytookyoutobeoneofthecommercialgents,forwhenIwasatLiverpoolIwastoldthatthatwasawordoftheirs。"
  "Ibelievethewordproperlybelongstothem,"saidI。"Iamnotoneofthem;butIlearntitfromthem,agreatmanyyearsago,whenIwasmuchamongstthem。Thosewhoseemployerswereinasmallwayofbusiness,orallowedtheminsufficientsalaries,frequentlyusedto’boxHarry,’thatis,haveabeaf—steak,ormutton—chop,orperhapsbaconandeggs,asIamgoingtohave,alongwithteaandale,insteadoftheregulardinnerofacommercialgentleman,namely,fish,hotjoint,andfowl,pintofsherry,tart,aleandcheese,andbottleofoldport,attheendofall。"
  Havingmadearrangementsfor"boxingHarry"Iwentintothetap—
  room,fromwhichIhadheardthevoiceofMrPritchardproceedingduringthewholeofmyconversationwithhiswife。HereIfoundtheworthylandlordseatedwithasinglecustomer;bothweresmoking。Thecustomerinstantlyarrestedmyattention。Hewasaman,seeminglyaboutfortyyearsofagewithabroadredface,withcertainsomethings,lookingverymuchlikeincipientcarbuncles,hereandthere,uponit。Hiseyesweregreyandlookedratherasiftheysquinted;hismouthwasverywide,andwhenitopeneddisplayedasetofstrong,white,uneventeeth。Hewasdressedinapepper—and—saltcoatoftheNewmarketcut,breechesofcorduroyandbrowntopboots,andhadonhisheadabroad,black,coarse,low—crownedhat。Inhislefthandheheldaheavywhale—bonewhipwithabrasshead。Isatdownonabenchnearlyoppositetohimandthelandlord。
  "Well,"saidMrPritchard;"didyoufindyourwaytoLlanfair?"
  "Yes,"saidI。
  "Anddidyouexecutethebusinesssatisfactorilywhichledyouthere?"saidMrPritchard。
  "Perfectly,"saidI。
  "Well,whatdidyougiveastoneforyourlivepork?"saidhiscompanionglancingupatme,andspeakinginagruffvoice。
  "Ididnotbuyanylivepork,"saidI;"doyoutakemeforapig—
  jobber?"
  "Ofcourse,"saidtheman,inpepper—and—salt;"whobutapigjobbercouldhavebusinessatLlanfair?"
  "DoesLlanfairproducenothingbutpigs?"saidI。
  "Nothingatall,"saidthemaninthepepper—and—salt,"thatis,nothingworthmentioning。Youwouldn’tgothereforrunts,thatis,ifyouwereinyourrightsenses;ifyouwereinwantofruntsyouwouldhavegonetomyparishandhaveappliedtome,MrBos;
  thatisifyouwereinyoursenses。Wouldn’the,JohnPritchard?"
  MrPritchardthusappealedtotookthepipeoutofhismouth,andwithsomehesitationssaidthathebelievedthegentlemanneitherwenttoLlanfairforpigsnorblackcattlebutuponsomeparticularbusiness。
  "Well,"saidMrBos,"itmaybeso,butIcan’tconceivehowanyperson,eithergentleorsimple,couldhaveanybusinessinAngleseysavethatbusinesswaspigsorcattle。"
  "Thetruthis,"saidI,"IwenttoLlanfairtoseethebirth—placeofagreatman—thecleverestAngleseyeverproduced。"
  "Thenyouwentwrong,"saidMrBos,"youwenttothewrongparish,youshouldhavegonetoPenmynnydd;theclebbermanofAngleseywasbornandburiedatPenmynnydd,youmayseehistombinthechurch。"
  "YouarealludingtoBlackRobin,"saidI,"whowrotetheodeinpraiseofAnglesey—yes,hewasaverycleveryoungfellow,butexcuseme,hewasnothalfsuchapoetasGronwyOwen。"
  "BlackRobin,"saidMrBos,"andGronowOwen,whotheDevilwerethey?Ineverheardofeither。Iwasn’ttalkingofthem,butoftheclebberestmantheworldeversaw。DidyouneverhearofOwenTiddir?Ifyoudidn’t,wheredidyougetyoureducation?"
  "IhaveheardofOwenTudor,"saidI,"butneverunderstoodthathewasparticularlyclever;handsomeheundoubtedlywas—butclever—
  "
  "Hownotclebber?"interruptedMrBos。"Ifhewasn’tclebber,whowasclebber?Didn’themarryagreatqueen,andwasnotHarrytheEighthhisgreatgrandson?"
  "Really,"saidI,"youknowagreatdealofhistory。"
  "IshouldhopeIdo,"saidMrBos。"Oh,Iwasn’tatschoolatBlewmarisforsixmonthsfornothing;andIhaven’tbeeninNorthampton,andineverytowninEngland,withoutlearningsomethingofhistory。WithregardtohistoryImaysaythatfew—
  Won’tyoudrink?"saidhe,patronizingly,ashepushedajugofalewhichstoodbeforehimonalittletabletowardsme。
  BeggingpolitelytobeexcusedonthepleathatIwasjustabouttotaketea,IaskedhiminwhatcapacityhehadtravelledalloverEngland。
  "Asadrovertobesure,"saidMrBos,"andImaysaythattherearenotmanyinAngleseybetterknowninEnglandthanmyself—atanyrateImaysaythatthereisnotapublic—housebetweenhereandWorcesteratwhichIamnotknown。"
  "Prayexcuseme,"saidI,"butisnotdrovingratheralow—lifedoccupation?"
  "Nothalfsomuchaspig—jobbing,"saidBos,"andthatthat’syourtradeIamcertain,oryouwouldneverhavegonetoLlanfair。"
  "Iamnopig—jobber,"saidI,"andwhenIaskedyouthatquestionaboutdroving,ImerelydidsobecauseoneEllisWynn,inabookhewrote,givesthedroversaverybadcharacter,andputstheminHellfortheirmal—practices。"
  "Oh,hedoes,"saidMrBos,"well,thenexttimeImeethimatCorwenI’llcrackhisheadforsayingso。Mal—practices—hehadbetterlookathisown,forheisapig—jobbertoo。Writtenabookhashe?thenIsupposehehasbeenleftalegacy,andgonetoschoolaftermiddle—age,forwhenIlastsawhim,whichisfouryearsago,hecouldneitherreadnorwrite。"
  IwasabouttotellMrBosthattheEllisWynnthatImeantwasnomoreapig—jobberthanmyself,butarespectableclergyman,whohadbeendeadconsiderablyupwardsofahundredyears,andthatalso,notwithstandingmyrespectforMrBos’sknowledgeofhistory,IdidnotbelievethatOwenTudorwasburiedatPenmynnydd,whenIwaspreventedbytheentranceofMrsPritchard,whocametoinformmethatmyrepastwasreadyintheotherroom,whereuponIgotupandwentintotheparlourto"boxHarry。"
  Havingdispatchedmybaconandeggs,teaandale,Ifellintodeepmeditation。Mymindrevertedtoalongpastperiodofmylife,whenIwastoacertainextentfixedupwithcommercialtravellers,andhadplentyofopportunitiesofobservingtheirhabits,andthetermsemployedbytheminconversation。Icalledupseveralindividualsofthetwoclassesintowhichtheyusedtobedivided,forcommercialtravellersinmytimeweredividedintotwoclasses,thosewhoatedinnersanddranktheirbottleofport,andthosewho"boxedHarry。"Whatgloriousfellowsthefirstseemed!Whatairstheygavethemselves!Whatoathstheyswore!andwhatinfluencetheyhadwithhostlersandchambermaids!andwhatasneaking—
  lookingsettheotherswere!shabbyintheirapparel;nofineferocityintheircountenances;nooathsintheirmouths,exceptsuchatrumperyapologyforanoathasanoccasional"confoundedhard;"withlittleornoinfluenceatinns,scowledatbyhostlers,andneversmiledatbychambermaids—andthenIrememberedhowoftenIhadbotheredmyheadinvaintoaccountfortheoriginoftheterm"boxHarry,"andhowoftenIhadinvainappliedbothtothosewhodidboxandtothosewhodidnot"boxHarry,"foraclearandsatisfactoryelucidationoftheexpression—andatlastfoundmyselfagainbotheringmyheadasofoldinavainattempttoaccountfortheoriginoftheterm"boxingHarry。"
  CHAPTERXXXIV
  Northampton—Horse—Breaking—Snoring。
  TIREDatlengthwithmyvaineffortstoaccountforthetermwhichinmytimewassomuchinvogueamongstcommercialgentlemenIleftthelittleparlour,andrepairedtothecommonroom。MrPritchardandMrBoswerestilltheresmokinganddrinking,buttherewasnowacandleonthetablebeforethem,fornightwasfastcomingon。
  MrBoswasgivinganaccountofhistravelsinEngland,sometimesinWelsh,sometimesinEnglish,towhichMrPritchardwaslisteningwiththegreatestattention,occasionallyputtingina"seetherenow,"and"whatafinethingitistohavegoneabout。"AftersometimeMrBosexclaimed:
  "Ithink,uponthewhole,ofalltheplacesIhaveseeninEnglandIlikeNorthamptonbest。"
  "Isuppose,"saidI,"youfoundthemenofNorthamptongood—
  tempered,jovialfellows?"
  "Can’tsayIdid,"saidMrBos;"theyareallshoe—makers,andofcoursequarrelsomeandcontradictory,forwherewasthereeverashoemakerwhowasnotconceitedandeasilyriled?No,IhavelittletosayinfavourofNorthamptonasfarasthemenareconcerned。It’snotthemenbutthewomenthatmakemespeakinpraiseofNorthampton。Themenallareill—tempered,butthewomenquitethecontrary。IneversawsuchaplaceformerchedanladdasNorthampton。Iwasagreatfavouritewiththem,andcouldtellyousuchtales。"
  AndthenMrBos,puttinghishatratherononesideofhishead,toldustwoorthreetalesofhisadventureswiththemerchedanladdofNorthampton,whichbroughtpowerfullytomymindpartofwhatEllisWynnhadsaidwithrespecttothepracticesofdroversinhisday,detestationforwhichhadinducedhimtoputthewholetribeintoHell。
  AllofasuddenIheardagallopingdowntheroad,andpresentlyamightyplunging,seeminglyofahorse,beforethedooroftheinn。
  Irushedoutfollowedbymycompanions,andlo,ontheopenspacebeforetheinnwasayounghorse,rearingandkicking,withayoungmanonhisback。Thehorsehadneitherbridlenorsaddle,andtheyoungfellowmerelyrodehimwitharopepassedabouthishead—
  presentlythehorsebecametolerablyquiet,andhisriderjumpingoffledhimintothestable,wherehemadehimfasttotherackandthencameandjoinedus,whereuponweallwentintotheroomfromwhichIandtheothershadcomeonhearingthenoiseofthestruggle。
  "Howcameyouonthecolt’sback,Jenkins?"saidMrPritchard,afterwehadallsatdownandJenkinshadcalledforsomecwrw。"I
  didnotknowthathewasbrokein。"
  "Iambreakinghiminmyself,"saidJenkinsspeakingWelsh。"I
  beganwithhimto—night。"
  "Doyoumeantosay,"saidI,"thatyouhavebegunbreakinghiminbymountinghisback?"
  "Ido,"saidtheother。
  "Thendependuponit,"saidI,"thatitwillnotbelongbeforehewilleitherbreakhisneckorkneesorhewillbreakyourneckorcrown。Youarenotgoingtherightwaytowork。"
  "Oh,mynDiawl!"saidJenkins,"Iknowbetter。InadayortwoI
  shallhavemadehimquitetame,andhavegothimintoexcellentpacesandshallhavesavedthemoneyImusthavepaidaway,hadI
  puthimintoajockey’shands。"
  Timepassed,nightcameon,andotherguestscamein。Therewasmuchtalkingoffirst—rateWelshandveryindifferentEnglish,MrBosbeingtheprincipalspeakerinbothlanguages;hisdiscoursewaschieflyonthecomparativemeritsofAngleseyruntsandScotchbullocks,andthoseofthemerchedanladdofNorthamptonandthelassesofWrexham。HepreferredhisowncountryruntstotheScotchkine,butsaiduponthewhole,thoughaWelshman,hemustgivethepreferencetothemerchedofNorthamptonoverthoseofWrexham,forfreeandeasydemeanour,notwithstandingthatinthatpointwhichhesaidwasthemostdesirablepointinfemales,thelassesofWrexhamweregenerallyconsideredout—and—outers。
  FondasIamoflisteningtopublic—houseconversation,fromwhichIgenerallycontrivetoextractbothamusementandedification,I
  becamerathertiredofthis,andgettingup,strolledaboutthelittlevillagebymoonlighttillIfeltdisposedtoretiretorest,whenreturningtotheinn,IbeggedtobeshowntheroominwhichI
  wastosleep。MrsPritchardforthwithtakingacandleconductedmetoasmallroomupstairs。Thereweretwobedsinit。Thegoodladypointingtoone,nextthewindow,inwhichtherewerenicecleansheets,toldmethatwastheonewhichIwastooccupy,andbiddingmegood—night,andleavingthecandle,departed。PuttingoutthelightIgotintobed,butinstantlyfoundthatthebedwasnotlongenoughbyatleastafoot。"Ishallpassanuncomfortablenight,"saidI,"forIneveryetcouldsleepcomfortablyinabedtooshort。However,asIamonmytravels,Imustendeavourtoaccommodatemyselftocircumstances。"SoIendeavouredtocomposemyselftosleep;before,however,Icouldsucceed,Iheardthesoundofstumpingstepscomingupstairs,andperceivedabeamoflightthroughthecrevicesofthedoor,andinamomentmorethedooropenedandincametwoloutishfarmingladswhomIhadobservedbelow,oneofthembearingarushlightstuckintoanoldblacking—bottle。Withoutsayingawordtheyflungoffpartoftheirclothes,andoneofthemhavingblownouttherushlight,theybothtumbledintobed,andinamomentweresnoringmostsonorously。"Iaminashortbed,"saidI,"andhavesnorersclosebyme;IfearIshallhaveasorrynightofit。"Idetermined,however,toadheretomyresolutionofmakingthebestofcircumstances,andlayperfectlyquiet,listeningtothesnoringsastheyroseandfell;atlasttheybecamemoregentleandIfellasleep,notwithstandingmyfeetwereprojectingsomewayfromthebed。ImighthavelaintenminutesoraquarterofanhourwhenI